again, thanks for watching us tonight. ms. megyn is next. please remember, the spin stops right here, because we're definitely looking out for you. welcome to "red eye." hello, everyone. i'm tom shillue. let's check in to see what exciting stories we will be discussing. andy? >> thanks, tom, coming up on the big show, the "new york times" explains how you should talk to your kid about donald trump. i'm assuming the answer is not in spanish. and a man tries to warn president obama that martians are using human as their sex slaves. as if this wasn't being done with the president's approval. and a man is arrested for using a cell phone jammer on this city's transit system. this puts a damper on the plans to going to a movie.

let's welcome our guests. make a wish. she is the first star you will see tonight. joanne nosuchunsky. he has been nominated for several canadian comedy awards. they are like american awards, but they are brightly colored. nathan mcintosh. she has broken more scoops than baskin-robbins. the senior stocked for, liz macdonald. and he has two pod casts and zero razors. next to me is comedian dave smith. let's roast it some more. >> is donald trump not safe for children? should gop debates be rated tbma? the rowdy republican race has presented adults with a dilemma. how on earth do they explain donald trump to their children? one watched while trump

defended the size of his manhood. they told their son, you have to leave. you have to get out of here and tommy got up and ran out of the room. his parents were yelling at him. another dad wishes he could seal away his daughter. you can't. donald trump exists in narnia too. for young kids, a kindergarten teacher advised his pairns we try to teach people how we would like to be treated and he is showing the opposite of that. parents should explain that trump is a product of our branding culture and our selfie culture and attraction to reality show television. the brutal behavior is so brutal. these ideas are well and good, but i have a simpler suggestion. just tell your kids they should get a fake id and vote for trump. how is that? >> that's a great idea.

>> why are parents letting their kids watch the debates? >> how do they explain msnbc to them too? no, i'm kidding. >> i don't know how you explain msnbc to adults. >> it's true. you have to have these conversation. if you invite the kid in the room when you are watching the news -- i don't think you should. >> i think you are absolutely right. i love all of this fretting. how are we going to explain it? as we are watching californication or "girls". come on. man up. who cares? >> isn't that the truth? we live in a culture -- i mean where can you go where there is not this behavior and people talking -- making double on -- entondre about the size of their you know what? >> there are no 10-year-olds

who have heard worse. maybe it reveals some of my inner sexism, but i am more sympathetic to a daughter. if you have a problem with your 10-year-old son you are a loser. whenever a parent says my kid is so well behaved, that kid is the worst behaved kid in his class. i promise you. this is a kid who is making those joke. >> he is the one when the teacher is not looking he is teaching all of the dirty words. >> in that same article they had the dad, the 12-year-old -- he was like, my 12-year-old -- donald trump is speaking his mind and trying to get his opinion out there. 12-year-olds don't talk that way. people have these stories and when you see their kids they are covered in mud and pushing things over. >> i wish they were covered in mud in new york. i feel like they don't get down in the mud. >> are you as sexist as david? >> it is more sexist. i do think for sure there is no reason to have your 10-year-old watch the debate.

it is insanity. grab an ipad, you know? >> i say that to my kids. they are in the house and bothering me i say go look at a bird for god's sake. look at a bird. >> thousands and thousands of birds and i can name them all. >> i agree. kid should not be watching debates or politics or news. they should watch what i watched at 10 years old and that's "law and order." you can learn a lot about the world that way. we shouldn't be blaming donald trull p for bad parent -- donald trump for bad parenting. you got a news article, congratulations to you for sharing the quotes about your kids. if it does come up and you hear your child is bullying because they heard donald trump say something it is a teachable moment and don't we love those? teach them about humility and kindness and tell them that politicians are not really regular people.

>> don't you think kids know about this by age 10 anyway? >> i was listening to snoop doggy dog. >> i had catholic catechism class. we had nuns, sex is natural just like a stroke. what? that's what public libraries are for. you figure it out. >> it shouldn't even be about trump. it should be against rubio who is the one who inserted it in the beginning. >> trump was defending his size after rubio said he was small. >> where is is the outrage for that comment? >> this is a big deal in the clinton-monica lewinski scandal. >> i learned about that when i was 10. i learned about that. i learned to dislike hillary from a very young age. >> that was it. we were talking about cigars. >> close, but it was the cigar. >> and dresses. dresses covered with what kind of fluids?

that's insane. >> he was just trying to warn president obama that over sexed martians control earth. the man accused of shooting an idaho pastor was arrested on tuesday night while throwing documents over the white house fence. odom writes that hyper sexual beings from mars have been controlling human civilization for millions of years. the pastor he shot was one of them. he thinks many are martians, nancy pelosi and every single israeli prime minister since 1948. there are many others too from israel. >> sounds like a lot. there was a drawing of one of the martians. i don't think that's it. >> let's see the drawing he made. look at that.

>> what do you think? do you think there is anything to this story? >> where was ray? >> anyone who understood that, send us a tweet. i think there is only a few people who got that. >> me and you. >> i especially like the drawing. this is where dino has been the whole time. >> i know this guy, but he is creative. i think he is genius, actually. he is really creative. he is mentally ill, but creative. >> you think he is mentally ill? >> yes. >> if you want to get a message to the president it is

good to throw it over fence. >> i am pretty shove it got to the president who said he would take a lie detector and fail. this guy may not be thinking completely clearly. he starts his manifesto by saying i am 100% sane and zero percent crazy. anyone who says i am 100% sane is is out of their mind. >> i would say that. >> you are like 80-20. >> do you ever go on a first date with someone and they say i am completely sane? >> i am totally normal. i don't do anything weird. >> this guy was trying to stop and warn us that the martians are trying to turn us into sex slaves? why do you have to go about that in a bad way? can't you go like, hey, guys, sweet. >> like the iphone is not getting better. let's do this. >> what is the -- if all of these people are martians it seems like -- it has been

happening for million of years. >> i think he's on to something. have you seen social media? have you seen television? sex sells, but it is because we are turning into sex slaves. we now know exactly what area 51 is used for. it is a sex commune. >> well look. >> it is a bunny ranch. >> we laugh, but why do you theng people who had -- why do you think people who had mental problems, they go to the lizard people or martians. >> i heard the lizard thing also that the vatican is filled with lizard people, the catholic church is rep till yen.

i don't know why they go to green lizards. i want to go through the lest again and say hmm. maybe he is right. >> maybe it is a texture thing. >> i imagine martians are somewhat similar. please jump in. >> i hope there are lizard people. do you not want to see one lizard person? we all go to the zoo. >> you have to put a positive spin on it. >> the next story, he was waging a one-man war on annoying people. the 63-year-old hero was arrested for using a cell phone jammer while riding chicago's transit system. bart i believe it is called -- that's my nickname for it. dennis nichol could use fines to stop his fellow passengers from talking on their phones.

one rider said the device stuck out like a sore thumb. so much sew that he and his brother blogged about it. it is a federal crime to use a jammer that blocks a police radio and michael buble music. he had no malicious intent and he was annoyed and wanted peace and quiet. >> he didn't want to hear people talking on the cell phone. >> it makes me uncomfortable that someone in their 60s knows more about technology than me. think of the trouble he had to go through to get this. his lawyer said there was no malicious intent. what does he mean? >> older people don't have the latest tech devices. this seems like something my crazy uncle would do. >> what could make it malicious is it blocks all transmissions.

if there is an attack happening or some sort of emergency, no one can contact emergency people to come and help. >> you can't -- if someone had a heart attack on the train you can't call 9-1-1 because this guy is blocking the signal. do you think he needed peace and quiet? is it some kind of control thing? it seems more malicious. >> i think it is more of a control thing. it is also funny that people care when their phone is blocked because they can't record what is going on. remember somebody used it on the bus. . >> i don't remember this woman. >> and he became a hero? >> nobody cared. this is the worst thing that has ever happened. >> thousand we can't record it. >> this is what i'm saying. >> i want this guy to go to a ted cruz event. i don't want any messages

coming out of that event. >> just kidding. somebody said on a train he is a felon, but in a movie theater he is a hero. >> did you ever suspect that these things are in -- like i was bowling the other day and couldn't get a signal. >> i feel like that's just the phone company. people are talking and so loud on small confined public spaces and i don't under. i hate getting phone calls. i hate talking on the phone. we only want to text? apparently everyone loves chatting. >> president cay you buy these devices pretty easily? >> these scanners. what do they sell them for then? >> some people need them. in certain areas a police station may want them. >> this is a question for andy levy. i want teleprompter scram

blears like when president obama hit the prompter i can scramble it and he would have to ad-lib it. >> you know who would be unaffected by that? trump. >> he does president need it. he doesn't need it. joanne, you were annoyed because they were talking and talking too loud. talk in a regular voice. people, when you talk in the phone, talk in my regular voice. >> whispers is even worse. >> talk regular. >> people on the bus never talk about anything. they are like, i'm on the bus. going uptown. what are you doing? nothing. >> everybody is talking about how they're on the bus. >> it is a new form of public littering. >> uh -- uh pearntly this guy is is -- moving on. it is at the bought m tom of the the -- it is at the bottom

of the trench: very little is known about life that far down. he tells gizmod o.com life does not propogate underwater that far, but sound waves travel through the earth's ocean. the accuse stick is -- the accoustic is a good way to get a good picture. they built a listening instrument that could withstand the pressure felt seven miles deep. here is some of the haunting audio recorded. ♪ >> was that haunting? >> i'm going to have a 3:00 in the morning moment. that commercial is helicoptering. haunting. >> it sticks with you.

there is no discussion. we are going to commercial, right? okay. coming up, -- i didn't know if we were going to discuss the trench. what songs are on hillary clinton's play list? the suspense is killing me. don't let it kill you.

live in america's news headquarters, i'm patricia stark. the four remaining presidential candidates squared off in miami last night. trade agreements, immigration, and social security reform were among the issues covered during the debate. it comes just ahead of next tuesday's winner take all primary in florida and ohio. and there is word former candidate ben carson will announce his support for the front runner donald trump.

military trusts are canvassing neighborhoods in northern louisiana. they are searching for families that might be trapped in their homes after days of torrential rainfall. at least three people including a 6-year-old girl may have been killed. and more rain is in the forecast. 200 cases of zika infection have been reported in the u.s. they have all been traveled abroad. they are asking for $2 billion to fight the mosquito born virus. but they say left over ebola funds can be used instead. the justice department says there is probable cause that a locked iphone used by one of the san bernadino killers contains evidence of the attack. federal pros ut coulder argued argued -- prosecutors say they must comply. they will square off before a federal magistrate on march 22nd. dignitaries will gather in

simi valley, california to pay their final respects to former first lady nancy reagan. her two children will speak at their mom's funeral. the wife of president reagan will be laid to rest next to her husband at the presidential library that bears his name. she died last sunday and was 94. i'm patricia stark and now back to the show you love, "red eye." for more headlines go to fox news.com. rand paul went on a tweet storm during the debate complaining about hillary clinton's reportedly spending $90,000 to consultants to create her campaign play list. 90k on campaign songs? i'll help hillary so next time she can save money on songs. i'm fiscally conservative, after all. they included "little eyes" by fleet fleetwood mac. i get that joke. and she loves nsa spying on

you he included "every breath you take" by the police. the ballad about a man who promises to stalk the woman he loves until her dying day. and now apparently the story which appeared in "rolling stone" was discredited and they had to issue a correction. odd, they never had to do that before. it was only $9,000. the real scandal isn't the money. but it is the blandly generic play list hillary ended up with kelly clarkson's stronger. you could have used open pandora and selected the lilith flare. you can read the billboard and music issue. and missy and britney and tory and salina and demi. they're the best at what they do. whether it is writing hypnotic dance anthems and wrap lyrics or crooning ballots about

heartbreak and young love. the brochure had a more sincere ring to it. >> and that was a penny a month, right? >> then you were deceased. >> that's what my brother did. >> look. is she the most boring politician? >> i thought it was a joke. really? where is -- why is hillary clinton giving her opinion about that? >> she wants to reach out to young people. she write the essay in billboard. she sound like. >> oh god this is breathtakingly tedious. he needs to update sis spotify. that's circa 1985. >> did you like his jokess? >> i thought they were good. >> when they were first in the

polls and "time" magazine's most interesting person i thought there would be a revolution. but this is cool also. >> i hate when she does this. lots of libertarians do this and they go after the small potato. they spend $2,000 -- $20,000 on fish food. let's go after the 3.5 trillion the government shouldn't be spending. >> he already did that. he listed all of the things the government spends money on. he ran out of things to talk about. >> and maybe he shouldn't have believed rolling stone. a lot of that money -- it wasn't all consultants. >> fine. >> that money went to paying for the song rights. so it is good she is paying up. >> i have two more songs to

add. "smooth criminal." and no doubt "i'm just a girl." that's one of my favorite karaoke songs and it is hillary's anthem because she keeps telling people about how she is a woman. >> she's not just a girl? >> she should have been -- rand paul should have put "stand by your man" on the list. >> i get it. that took mooy a second. >> why can't she get it together? >> i think she has deaf eyes. it is a case of the deaf eyes. you are looking at her in the eyes and there is nothing but death. she doesn't connect with you. remember the guy he threw out to the white house? it could be hillary. >> it is shocking she is incapable of having one genuine moment.

>> what about a politician? >> what about at the debate. the moderator said people just don't like you. they don't -- they have known you for years and years and more than half the country thinks you are a liar. she said that hurts me. she said it hurt to hear that. >> and then she said i am not a natural politician. >> she said her husband is the politician and she is not as good. >> i think it may make you more attractive instead of the brave stuff. >> i think she is a martian too. >> will it work this. >> it is good for her. at least she didn't waltz to the nomination. >> she had to foxtrot.

>> coming up, get your coffee ready with levey is next.

welcome back. it is time to find out what we got wrong and what we missed from tv's andy levy at the "red eye" news deck. >> how about that gop debate? >> it was really something. >> cruz killed a man.

>> we are not leading with that. i guess you have your reasons. the "new york times" explains how to talk to your kid about trump. first of all i assume most first timers would have their nannies do that. you said it is dumb with shows like "shame less,"" californication" and "girls." and to be fair those are on channels that kids should not know how to turn on. >> and they are on late. >> you said you can understand it more with daughter than sons. i get that and for the one dad who said i had an impulse to lock her away in an enchanted land, i advise authorities to keep a close eye. >> somehow trump's less offensive than locking your daughter up. >> i saw a room. i kid of course. >> you say people tell these

stories about things their kid say and then you meet them and the kids are covered in mud. they are reading it. >> i have a friend who comes to my house all the time. my son the other day is like, the universe -- we are all the same person. i look over and he is smashing a glass in my house. he is destroying stuff. >> i believe the parents. kids do say those things. but then the 99 other things they say don't get written down. >> i believe all parents are liars. >> joanne you said at 10 years old you were watching "law and order, criminal intent." >> did i say criminal intent? maybe i got it wrong. >> i wasn't going to correct you. i think it is better than svu. >> i don't think svu was made when i was younger. no, my parents are better than

that. >> tom, you accused rubio of starting the whole size thing by saying that trump was small. >> yes. >> he never said that. >> he said you know what they say about people with small hand. you can't trust them. >> but he -- >> i am just reporting what he said, tom! >> trump never said manhood. you know who said manhood? debbie wasser man schulz. she is tacking about manhood and it is disgusting. >> i think it is weird. >> the head of the dnc and she won't shut up about trump's manhood. if it is so offensive why are you running around the country saying it. >> we don't talk about womb -- womanhood. >> some do. >> they say sexed up martians are running world. you said this guy said the president needs to take a lie

detector test, but he was trying to get a message to the president. those two things are not incompatible. here is the message she was trying to get to obama. i want to thank you for your sacrifice to this country. it is upsetting to hear the things you do. i suppose you have no other choice. i hope you don't take their threats too seriously. everything is a game to them. i hope they stop humiliating you. >> brag about it. these are cocky, sex-craved martians. >> i printed it all out and read it. i knew most of it all right. already. >> we now know what area 51 is used for. it is an area sex dungeon. >> it is nothing but an air force testing ground.

i'm kidding. >> this story gave us the out of context moment. can you roll that? >> the vatican is filled with loser people. filled with lizard people of the i was kidding. >> enjoy media hype tomorrow. man arrested for using a cell phone jammer. tom, chicago's transit system isn't the bart. that's the bay area rapid transit system. >> i have been all-around the land. >> and you know why i am correcting you? >> yes. >> after last week. >> sometimes we make -- for you people at home sometimes we make mistakes on purpose. he said you can't always get what you want as a beatles song. i had to correct him at half time.

i had literally 47,000 tweets yelling at me. >> i know it was the doors. >> very much. >> liz, you asked why it is so easy to buy these jammers. there is a market for them. >> why are they -- you know what i mean? >> why are things illegal and out there for people to buy? >> you got me. >> obviously what this guy did was bad he jams police radios. what he needs is a device that shuts down cell phones of people who are unbelievably rude to talk on the subway.

>> you are clearly researched this. >> no. not at all. >> i think they should be allowed in movie theaters. >> i cooperate agree with you more. >> hillary's play list. you pointed out the story of the clinton campaign paying to put p play list together is discredited and it turns out rolling stone had to issue a correction and it was only $9,000. >> just to point out none of the nine grand was used to pick the play list. it was used to use music from an agency's library. we should point that out because it is really boring. liz, columbia house, i believe it was a penny and you get like 13 records for a penny. if i recall correctly anything after that was like $340. >> regular club prices. >> that's why my brother wrote deceased after paying a penny. >> that's why we absolutely

did not make up fake names to register. >> you kid and your stories. >> joanne, cd's are -- i'm with you. this whole thing that rand paul did was lame and tired and what a disappointment he's been. >> i met rand paul a few months ago. i am a hard core libertarian and my instipg was to be like -- >> can't you libertarians have a little fun? go on a tweet storm every once in awhile. >> i would have thought more if she said i don't trust her and i am not a natural politician if those lines were not so focus grouped. >> i guess they are. i am trying to play it down the middle. >> interesting place to be. >> i am done. >> thank you, andy.

>> it is time to take a break. the most interesting man retires when we come back.

live from america's news headquarters, i'm patricia stark. former presidential candidate ben carson is expected to endorse one-time rival donald trump at a news conference. sources say the retired neurosurgeon was torn between trump and texas senator ted

cruz. he went with trump because he dropped out of the iowa caucuses. in an interview hay said there are two donald trumps, the one on tv and the one he has gotten to know. nancy reagan will be laid to rest today. over the past couple days more than 5,000 people filed past her casket and paid their respects. among those attending friday services are first lady michelle obama and george w. bush and wife laura and arnold shorts shorts. arnold schwarzenegger. she was 94. she will be buried at the presidential library in see simi valley next to her husband. three people are dead in northern louisiana after days of severe weather. torrential rain has lead to flooding. some people have been forced to evacuate. crews are now searching neighborhoods for anyone still trapped. the skies are clearing, but the forecasters say another storm system could bring more rain to the region.

>> the united states is reporting nearly 200 cases of the zika virus, all traced to travel abroad. they are now asking for $1.5 billion to fight zika and prevent it from spreading to the continental u.s. it is mainly spread through mosquito bites and cause mild symptoms, but there are evidence linking it to a rare birth defect that causes temporary paralysis. now back to the favorite show for late night fans. go to fog fog -- fox news.com. you are watching the most powerful name in news, fox newschannel. >> after 9 years on-the-job the most interesting man in the world is moving on to mars. >> there is only regret.

it is not knowing what regret feels like. he is is the most interesting man in the world. >> yes. dos-equis is done with their bearded gentleman. he is going on a one-way trip on a plane. he helped triple business with dos-aquis and joins the ranks of advertising most iconic characters, the marlboro man, jolly green giant and the lemon head boy. dos-equis says in their next campaign another equally interesting, but younger man will take over in an effort to court the younger generation of drinkers. wow. sound exciting. what do you thepg? is it time for a new most interesting man? >> yes, i think it will be rand paul.

i thought i would be good for that. i put together an addition tape. >> i don't often talk to people in public. when i do, i use this bull horn. >> when where are you headed had too? i love that hair style. >> he has very little water. thank you. >> high five. left me hanging. >> that was rude. >> i thought it was funny. >> do you think i have a shot? >> you are clearly in the running. this man was great for business. why retire him? he tripled sales. >> i think he start i had out as a garbage man if i am not mistaken. >> this actor? >> yeah, this guy, that's one of his jobs.

>> i think he is coming back. a younger guy obviously. he was older and distinguished and an odd pick. >> they are setting up the most interesting come back. and i hate when they say the new guy will be younger and equally interesting. so he is already starting off as not the most interesting because he is equal to another guy. >> he can't be equal. >> i will never drink dos-quis again. >> i am not -- i don't drink beer often. >> me-gusta, muchocervesas. >> >> another man? who doesn't want to drink some alcohol that is being marketed by a woman? come on. advertise by like a sexy woman like sophia vergara. she sells head and shoulders shampoo. she can sell beer. >> you are calling to change

the gender of the most interesting person in the world a woman. >> yes. "time" magazine did it too. it is like their most influential person as opposed to man. come on beer. >> so we can talk about our womanhood. >> nathan, it is woman's time. they let them do everything and even be the ghostbusters. >> that should be the marketing campaign for the ghostbusters. we don't bust ghosts, we sell beer. >> most women do sell alcohol but they are in the back and partying where the alcohol is. >> they're partying. behind the dos-equis women they are back there. >> i think this guy was selling sex as well. he was trying to sell the distinguished gentleman. he always had a couple of gals by his side. this was an old-fashioned idea. >> i like the colt 45 guy myself. >> you don't remember him from the 70s?

he was calmly drinking his beer. >> that's a sexy guy. >> there is some type of metaphor going on there. >> >> that's how you get him. remember the colt 45? we will close things out with a bedtime story. ♪

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first, you will probably need friend. second you will have to be likable though for them to visit you in denver. i hope we can survive without your friend visiting the establishment. and look what happened to a woman who complained. >> that's really funny. >> would you eat at this place? >> yes. i love this man. i love the whole idea. yelp should not be a one way street. you can't go to a place. it is like everything you have done with your life is garbage and not have somebody come back. this is his dream. he wants to sell you coffee. he should be able to come back and be like you are also an idiot. good day. >> shouldn't he have de-caf ready? >> she asked for that after she had drank five cups of

coffee. >> >> liz, is this guy just getting ready for trump's america? >> -- i love this guy. i think he is right. they say there wasn't enough croutons and they didn't have enough sugar packet. they go on to anonymously complain. what yelp does is create millennials and boomers. it is like they become crabby immediately on yelp. and i am glad he blasted back. he was funny and entertaining. he may have to rein it in. >> a fan of yelp? >> i don't use it, but i like to read reviews. >> i like to try new things. >> they are the most picky

people. >> they are stand up comedians. >> the only thing is a drunk heckler leaving. >> that's who i think they are. the tree market is beautiful and that's it. everybody knows. ve a great nigh.

he welcome to a live 11:00 p.m. eastern edition of "the kelly file". the final four contenders took the stage this evening. donald trump setting a much different tone, lobbying very few attacks on the candidates and candidates lobbing few attacks on him, suggesting trump is now turning his attention to the general election, suggesting there are only two men in this race that still have a real chance to be the nominee. his fellow candidates are not going quietly into the