much. half and half. that's all for now. see you again tomorrow night right here at 7:00 p.m. eastern. good night from washington, d.c. and go to my facebook page and like it and i will see you on gretawire. welcome to "red eye." i'm tom shillue. let's check in with tv's andy levy to see what exciting stories we will be discussing this evening. andy? >> thanks, tom. coming up on the big show, after wrapping upstates and delegates in tuesday's primary donald trump decides he is done with debate. we will have him on the phone to see how he will continue to get his message out. and pundits tell hillary clinton to smile more. and joe mackey and sam morrell butt heads on the hottest topics. if you laughed over butt heads, you know who you are.

>> thank you, andy. let a welcome our guest. i still can't tell if she likes me. she's that good of an actress. joanne nosuchunsky. he can make you laugh and he can almost grow a beard, comedian dave smith. he is more loaded than potato skins at friday's. lou daabs. and if trump gets elected he is moving. sitting next to me, andy levy. let's start the show. donald trump gained a firm grip on the republican nomination with pivitol -- pif tall wins -- pivotal wins on super tuesday. >> are you there? >> i am. congratulations on the big night. >> thank you. it is over. it is done. tell adele to start singing, but not "hello" song. that song is horrible. any other song but that.

>> are you glad marco rubio dropped out of the race? >> marco is a great guy, but he ran a great third place campaign . he is a third rate politician. i beat him and spanked him and now he has to go home back to his native mexico. >> i actually think his family is from cuba. >> that's what i said. he has to go back to cuba. the technology is really bad. you have to upgrade. >> you did lose one state, ohio, to john kasich. >> i watched this man speak. he was almost crying. he seems always on the verge of tears. but i expect that from a democrat. i never cry. i could sit in a room and chop onionses and watch "marley and me" and i don't cry.

i don't cry. not a single tear and i don't sweat. >> you don't cry or sweat? >> i have not produced any bodily fluids. >> do you think it is a good move. >> if i made one wrong move the entire time. not going to the debate i would get more press than i would if i went to the debate. you go on-line and look at the poll and i have already won the debate and it hasn't happened yet. >> i am gonna check that out. you said there will be riots? is that something you really believe? >> i have to be honest. there are going to be riots. but they will be the best riots you have ever seen. they will be phenomenal riots. some of the best riots ever.

frankly china, mexico they have all of the riots. we are losing our riots to china, but i promise you if i do not win the nomination, i will make america riot again. i have to tell you, these will make the l.a. riots. >> mr. trump, you have been accused of inciting violence with your rhetoric. would you agree with that? >> tom, i have never, ever encouraged violence. what i said in the old days that guy would have left on a stretcher and that wasn't encouraging violence. i don't see how mib could see that as violence. that was telling the truth. in the old days people got beat up. it happened. they were on stretchers and carried out and there were tblans drivers involved and nurses -- ambulance drivers

involved, nurses. i am bringing them back. the chicago riots employed many, many people and that's what i will do. it is not just one city. we are talking 25, 30 cities. it is just going to be fantastic. >> thank you so much, mr. trump. thank you for joining us. >> i'll talk to you soon. >> now to the donald trump who is not a parody, he is not. >> trump says the person he consults with is himself. here he is on morning joe on wednesday. >> who are you consulting with consistently so you are ready on day one? >> i am speaking of myself because i have a very wood and brain and i have said a lot of things. >> he said a lot of things. he said more things. >> i know what i am doing and i listen to a lot of people. i talk to a lot of people. at the appropriate time i will tell you who the people are.

i speak to a lot of people. my primary consultant is myself. >> there it is. he consults with himself. what is this who are you talking to thing? it seems insulting to me. as if he doesn't -- it seems like a loaded question to me. >> it could bea taken that way, and i see your point. the truth is is the people have a right to know who is influencing the donald and helping them plot a course who is i'm perceptible to the mere mortals. i think it would be nice. he is on with joe and mika that i assume they were his principal counselors. >> maybe he should have thrown it back their way. >> it is early on. he hasn't secured the nomination. does he have to be mapping out foreign policy with the generals? >> one is he paying himself a consulting fee? i really hope he is. i am a little nervous about this because maybe he is

hearing voices and that's what is going on here. he is consulting with himself and there are voices in his head that are talking back to him? >> don't we all, andy? when we consult with ourself we are using our own voice to guide us. >> we are not all crazy. >> do you want to name names? >> i don't want to name names. i am glad to learn the take the oil plant is not something somebody else told him makes sense. it makes sense he was con resulting himself. he was consulting himself. >> he has no foreign policy. what is his foreign policy? his foreign policy is america isn't winning. i promise you when i win america will win again. you don't need consultants to say that. >> i think there is a lot of people, andy, wouldn't you say that he definitely -- you and i would both say he is less interventionist than the bush administration. that seems to be his path, right? >> he is all over the place. who knows? >> who knows?

>> that was a seem less transition from fake trump to real trump. >> we never cut it so close. >> i was fairly relieved by his answer. i thought that was a strong moment for him. what i'm scared of is he will surround himself with the advisors who will spend a trillion dollars fighting wores across the middle -- wars from across the middle east. he is less interventionist from george w and less interventionist than hillary. >> you saw him come out hard against george w. bush. he is certainly going for republicans who are we weary. >> the word policy, everyone has one. you can't spell policy without oly okay?

think of an alley-oop in basketball. do you ever see those come ?g. >> is that an alley-oop? >> wait, what? it is an olley-oop. >> you never the olley-oop anymore. >> it is strike strategy. trump said before you don't want to give your foreign policy plans away. they use it to their advantage. we will learn everything once he is elected president. >> didn't richard nixon say that? he had a secret plan? >> losing ohio increased the likelihood of a contested convention. trump said if it is stolen from him in july he will quietly step aside. >> we are way ahead of everybody. i don't think you can say we

don't get it automatically. i think you would have riots. you would have riots. >> what would a con vested convention look like? maybe this will help you understand. >> do we want to see that at a convention? >> i sent you my home videos in confidence. >> i love the outfits. >> that was fascinating. >> worse i am starting to think right. you -- >> what is the other? >> brokered. >> yes. it happened before. and it will happen again. what is the problem? what if they go to a second or

third ballot? someone else gets chosen. >> and 1100 people get disenfranchised. the delegates themselves, you get the people they represent. that number runs into the millions of people it is not what we call the american idea. think about the talent who would be managing. first you have paul ryan, the speaker of the house. we don't trust him with the tax code. we don't trust him -- >> what about romney? >> romney should be involved. he hasn't muced -- mucked up anything from massachusetts. there are great unlimited possibilities, but none for the country. >> i think when he says riot he is speaking figuratively. >> you think trump may be a

little bombastic? >> they are not going to fall in line with paul ryan or mitt romney. i just wish the people would be honest, yeah we don't believe in democracy because we won't go with the person who got the most votes. i am a libertarian and i don't care about democracy. it is going to be a choice of whether the establishment wants hillary clinton rather than donald trump. that's the only other option. >> moving on to the other candidates. na. here is another trump story. trump instigates a new ad.

>> are they laughing at us? is putin laughing at us. >> this ad is awful because they did not give work to a voice over artist. it was all clips and text. what is happening to the great art of voice over. i am upset. i am not supposed to like this ad. >> she was having a light moment. he took her out of context. >> her camp would do the same thing taking things out of context. everyone has to play to win and that's what trump is doing. >> what do you mean? >> she had been barking for a reason. >> she was telling an old song and then she barked. trump was trying to make us think russia is laughing at us. >> you could swap out hillary

barking and doing the -- >> someone might do that. >> i know. if i would have thought it earlier i would have done it myself. >> trump is a taekwondo expert. you can probably take him on the mat. >> trump is? >> i think he is a black belt. >> trump is about as pro-putin as it gets. putin is the world figure that trump most wants to be like. >> when he says he is strong, that's a strong leader. obama is not a strong leader. he is not saying i want to be him. >> yes he is. >> i will say though by not going to me during the story of the trump riots you missed a chance to have me actually agree with trump. >> it is closer to 1237 delegates when he has a huge lead on who ever is number two and the party takes the nome thaition away from him. his supporters may riot and

they might be somewhat justified. >> obviously they are passionate. aren't they? >> they are passionate. and as he tries to calm some of the anxiety and some of the frustration it is a natural leader. >> the man is taking on an entirely different tone. this is not just an act and this is not just adapting to a new circumstance. >> he is definitely moving -- he keeps moving the goalpost. >> this is truth. because you have constructed it so. >> beautiful, moving on. the 19 months into the election cycle and we are finally learning ted cruz's stance on avocados.

us weekly reported about ted cruz. when he is away from his family in dc his dinner is a can of soup. in the 70s he coined the phrase let's blow this taco stand. i wonder who came up with that. sounds like him. >> he just lost the millennial vote. you hate avocado? that's the staple of our diet. avocado toast, guacamole, what else can i put avocado on? done. >> it is a healthy snack. >> young people love a healthy snack. >> what do you think of this? did you learn? >> i wasn't so bothered by the avocado part. i was genuinely bothered --

that is not a human answer. >> is he french canadian? >> i am lactose intolerant. cruise's answer is offensive. there are only four green foods that taste good. that's it. those are the only four good green foods. you can't not like avocados. >> remember george h.w. bush didn't like broccoli and it got him in trouble with the nutritionists. i am trying to think of something humorous. >> you are known to go out and get yourself a plate.

i find it a weird time to eat cheese. >> i don't do the continental thing. i like cheese and crackers and a can of beer and football. >> a regular guy. >> yeah. >> all right, dave, what do you think? this is all we have on ted cruz? i mean he is second to trump and this is the story of the day for ted cruz? >> i don't know. i don't really have a problem with the cheese thing. >> can't you picture him sitting there and eating the cheese like this? >> it is like you were in prison and they said what do you want for your last meal? >> what kind of cheese? >> he probably likes the squirt on cheese on the crackers. >> coming up, is it sexist to tell hillary clinton to smile? i'll ask the sexist panel next. ♪ you're not gonna watch it! ♪

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headquarters i'm patricia stark. president obama's pick to fill the vacant supreme court cease is expected to visit capitol hill just hours from now. merrick garland who spent almost 19 years on the federal bench will speak with senators. many republicans charge it is wrong for mr. obama to pick a replacement for late justice scalia during an election year. senate majority leader mitch mcconnell says garland won't get a hearing. some gop senator say he will speak with gar land as well today. ?oi north korea getting slack for the new round of sanctions in response to recent nuclear and missal test. president obama signing executive order today. the new sanctions block certain transactions of property belonging to the north korean government and the country's communist

party. there are also new sanctions against pee young yang. >> flooding is shutting down an interstate east of houston. the roadway could remain closed until next week of emergency workers are urging thousands of people to leave their home. 20 inches of rain have hit the area over four day. the son of legendary singer and actor frank sinatra has died. frank sinatra, junior passed away from a massive heart attack. he canceled the show in florida because he is what president feeling well. remember he was cede napped and held for ransom. some called it a hoax, but the fbi said it was real and the kidnappers were convicted. frank sinatra, junior was 72 years old. now back to your favorite late night show "red eye." for all of your headlines grow grow -- go to tokes news.com.

fox news.com. smile though your heart is is aching and smile though it may be breaking. after he penned that famously sexist anthem. men still don't get it. after several primary victories hillary clinton gave a rousing speech and was met with vitrial. obviously tweeting with a cotton tank top and a beer in his hand. smile, you just had a big night. >> he was talking about hillary and he went there. in response to this ugly show cheuvanism. they suggested hey joe [bleep]. they call him sexist, flippant

and cavalier. they added it would almost, almost be funny if it weren't so tire so many. no suggestions for hillary clinton. she is a woman. be a man and leave her alone to run the country. and remember, no one would ever make a comment about the appearance of a man who was running for president, ever. if they did you would be sure there would be hell to pay. >> yow anne -- joanne how can joe scarborough be so sexist? >> it is awful. he need to look in the mirror and take a good look at himself and ask what am i doing? >> this movement, this is big, joanne. >> it is. i hate it. i seriously hate it. if i was in my car i wouldn't pass you and i wouldn't be able to hear you. >> you don't hate the movement, you hate the guys telling you to smile.

>> i hate people and interacting . >> a lot of people commented on her smile and her voice and she sounded horse. there is a crowd of people. everyone is cheering and talking. i don't want her to lose her voice. maybe a vocal coach. if anything i was just like are you okay? i hope you are not getting ill. >> how about tweeting about a woman's voice. >> that's a reminder if we elect another member of a protective group to high office we are letting ourselves wide open if we have an honest disagreement about conduct and behavior. >> are you suggesting that the people who are criticizing -- >> i am not, i am not. >> i am not saying that at all.

god forbid. >> have there been any legitimate complaints besides somebody who have a problem with his race? >> just the race. >> this type of making an issue out of a nonissue is why trump is going to be the president. it is a backlash against the nonsense. i think she was screaming in a weird way. >> i still think she is horrible. >> they are all charizmatic. that's what they have in common. she is anti-charming and that's what he was getting at. >> andy, do you think there is a double standard? david is demanding this woman be charming. >> i think there are two things going on here. the people who were wondering why a candidate didn't appear to be celebrating after she had a really, really good night. that is legitimate.

>> there is no reason to stay on the surface. >> in that case hillary is who she is. hillary is is never going to be a warm or charming candidate. it is pointless to tell her to be that because it comes off as phony. it is phony. it is not who she is. the scarborough -- >> it was treat. it echoes the smile, honey. >> it is something i hear all the time. >> it is all getting very tired in the sense that everyone needs to -- there are so many of these now these speeches so i need to find something to say about this otherwise kind of just mundane regular run of the mill speech. >> dana perino had a similar speech and it didn't make it. >> i didn't see her tweet. >> it is okay for dana perino.

>> why, what is going on? explain it. >> i'll draw you a picture. dana perino is a woman. >> it is okay to criticize and say smile. there you go. that is the double standard that we are looking for. coming up, the adore blee combative couple joe mackey and sam morrell. stick around.

some stories are too important and nuanced from our regular panel. it require the sensitive analysis of experts. that's why the most pressing issues of today i enlisted the help of two white male. sam morrell and joe mackey. this is a perfect story for the both of you. a two-day meeting at the federal reserve came and ended today. though no one expects big announcements all eyes are on the economic projections that could impact the market in the coming weeks. what do you think the feds should be doing to ensure economic stability in the stock exchange, joe? >> i don't know. >> fine, neck story. of always to show your support tattoo are the most permanent. some have inked the i'm mens of slogan of -- images of

their slogan. no jeb bush, sadly sam, would you ever get a tattoo. >> not like this. especially the strum -- trump one. i did make -- years ago i t excited with elliott spitzer and i got a spitzer tattoo. >> do you think they will regret their decision? >> especially the person who got the hope and change tattoo. what everything is going good and they say what do you want to hope and change. >> is it a sign that everything is going good because you have a pony? >> they want to recognize man jibing as an art form. they introduced the bill to make efforts to make certain magic is understood and pom

mull grated. >> they look like vampires now. women can carry a baby inside of her for nine months, but you never see a female magician. if a woman gives birth she should be able to say tada. >> do you think magic is a great art form? >> the person who responded says magic brings culture together and he is right. i pull a rabbit out of the hat and that's the sound of the ice breaking, guys. >> how does that work for you? >> better than anything else. >> a police in massachusetts issued a warning of a group of men who challenged three teen inning aers to a rap battle. he pulled up to the teen while the other:00 pants started asking if they wanted to, quote, spit some bars.

that's rap lingo. the police note although this was suspicious behavior and frightening to the boys, nothing may appear to be an attempted abduction. a rap battle is number one to the youth? >> we got a sketch of the pervert. let's take a look. so we not have a sketch? >> let me spit some bars. joe mackey, kneel before me. i'm calvin and you hobbs. you just god -- you just got played by lou daabs. >> so would you like to return spiting a few bars? >> two can play this game. >> no more of that sam morrell

wining. as this game of rap he is redefining. back when he was on cnn's moneylining and all of the ladies know i have the timing. and that's why they prefer my body on the dance floor. i don't even have to make the rhyme. >> we have a sketch though of another rap artist on the street. >> pea -- pikachu. >> i i didn't know we had that footage. >> you get what i was going for. >> thank you. time to take a break. >> now here is what is is coming up on the next kennedy. >> hey, "red eye" fan. talking 2016 with the do's and dopts.

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live from america's news headquarters i'm patricia stark. 134 of the -- some of the nation's top conservativeses are set to meet in washington to gripe about donald trump. the organizers are outspoken trump opponents, but they will meet behind closed doors for the next two days. they are trying to decide how to stop the front runner from becoming the republican party's presidential nominee. one plan on the table is the

possibility of running a third party challenger. trump warns there will be rioting after gathering the needed number of delegates. a sheriff suspended five deputies for their actions at a donald trump rally. he was sucker punched in the face by an elderly white spectator. deputies had their eyes on the stairs when the protestor was attacked. the 78-year-old suspect is is facing disorderly conduct charges. the dc subway system, the nation's busiest will be up and running. this follows an unprecedented safety shutdown triggered by an electrical fire. the metro's general manager says crews discovered a number of problems requiring repair. most of the improvements have been completed much to the relief of hundred of thousands of commuters.

federal safety officials want to make standard equipment on most american cars by 2022. they use cameras and radar and other sensors to see objects in the way. the feature is already available on many models as an option. i'm patricia stark and back to fan favorite "red eye." log on to fox news.com. you are watching the most powerful name in news, fox newschannel. according to a state law in virginia anyone who has been convicted of a dui or deemed to be a habitual drunkard can be banned for life. the booze blacklist has been made public in parts of the state. for instance the city of winchester are not to be sold beer, wine or liquor.

once you are on the list it is a crime to have any alcohol both punishable by a year in prison. now they seek to get rid of the blacklist. this is unconstitutional. they don't get a lawyer. they are not given the right to confront witnesses like they would in a criminal court and often they are not even presents. dave, i will go to you with your libertarian instincts. what do you think of the state law? >> i was against it completely until you just showed me pictures of the people. this is terrible. my biggest problem is they called them drunkards. it seems like you should be drinking vodka out of a bathtub. it is terrible. they have a right to defend themselves. >> i am not against if they have a hearing or something. >> it is an odd thing.

as if liquor store owners would be scanning the collection of photographs. >> go through the database. you know what, i think people know in your neighborhood you know who shouldn't be getting a bottle so maybe leave it up to the local store. what do you think? >> that's about as american as it gets. >> there it is. >> let me tell you the bad idea of that. you get drunk and then you realize you can't buy liquor in your town and then you jump in your car. >> we can always count on you for thinking things through. >> they should be able to make laws as they see fit. >> i couldn't agree more, tom. >> there is not even -- according to the lawsuit they are not even getting your name off the list. a lot of times they found out

they were on the list and found out by getting arrested they were on the list. >> there is also another state called west virginia. >> it is 5:00 there too. we had st. patrick's day coming up. people will go out and celebrate and you can have two beers and drive home and you feel fine to drive. but if they have those stop points to check and you are just even slightly above the legal limit you can get a dui. suddenly you are on this list when you are not a drunkard and maybe you had a little too much and you were stopped. >> if you can't buy it in the store people will be making it illegal at home. >> i feel like this is when s'

used to look like f's. >> so this is pre prohibition. >> it is like something out of a monarch. >> what do you think? i think they should lower the drinking age to 18 like it used to be. >> i am serious about that. >> you hospital have to go to war either. >> 18 is a time to enjoy life. >> i was going to say. you want 18-year-olds to enjoy life, but i don't let them drink? >> if you need liquor to enjoy life, you have already taught a bad lesson. >> i think that's a cheap shot at joanne. >> look i went astray when i was 18 and i am trying to protect others. >> what lou is trying to say is they should be smoking pot. >> that's the way the law is

going anyway. >> we will close things out with a bedtime story.

coming up tomorrow on the next "red eye." guy benson and mike baker. millennials can now duck face themselves into debt. amazon wants customersto pay with a selfie. he filed for a payment system that would let you buy things with your grinning face. a photo would verify your identity and finalize the burden of keying in pass words. >> it is an advancement. >> they are actually going to take money from you. >> i thought they were going to pay -- >> i believe they are identifying you. >> makes sense. not as attractive. >> i think this is actually really cool.

i am not a big selfie taker. i think that's kind of cool. how are you going to have identity theft if you actually have to recognize someone's face. >> it seems like these stories were acting as if this was like silly, the idea of selfie. it is a way of identifying yourself. twins are buying themselves things constantly. you are going to get charged for it. this is a horrible idea. >> do you like any advances in technology? >> i like all advances in technology. i just think this one has not been thought through. >> i think they are a great company and they got the drones out there. >> i have a drone. >> of course you do.

>> as long as they make it part of the prime membership i am good with it. >> amazon prime is amazing. >> it really works. >> i don't order stuff on-line. >> i don't have a doorman. i have to hold on to the packages until they arrive. it is more of a burden to shop on-line. >> i get my stuff delivered to lou's place and then his doorman delivers it to me. >> i didn't know that was an option. >> a little tip. knock on the neighbor's door. they can be your friend. you probably have a neighbor -- >> what kind of new yorker are you? knock on your neighbor's door? that's how you get shot. >> you don't go to a grocery store, right? >> you said you haven't been to a grocery store in years. >> i was playing a character

on tv. >> they delivered groceries of. >> amazon i get my shaving products. join the human race. >> you are talking about i have an amazon echo. do you know what i'm talking about? >> i feel dumb right now. >> don't talk to me about not having technology. my uh par meant is wired. -- my apartment is wired. everything is set up -- >> lou, you have been to his apartment. >> it is like an iphone. >> not exactly. >> dave, what do you theng? dave, what do you think? >> my friend thinks they are taking over and i like it.

>> i was very upset. >> we watch a lot of curling together. >> you love curling. that's not even a joke. >> who was it a slam for? was it a slam for lou or andy? >> i would never slam lou. he has a drone. >> at my age you get a little sensitive. >> i don't even know what the original story was about. that's it. let's do a special thanks. joanne joanne nosuchunsky and tv's andy the best trump impersonator in the business. was he fantastic or not? i'm tom shillue and i will see you next time. let's go out with a little more of the "star wars" kitty. can we do that, guys?