and your name is brad, right? and thanks to stewart copeland, because it is always great to see you. and camille foster, and kat welcome to "red eye." hello, everyone. i'm tom shillue. let's check in with andy levy at the tease desk to see what exciting stories we will be discussing. >> coming up on the big show, ted cruz refuses to wear a wisconsin cheese head or any other silly hat. sounds like someone doesn't want to make america great again. and hillary clinton has had enough of bernie sanders adding, quote, it is so much better how they get rid of challengers on "game of thrones." i can't believe that is a quote. and andrew wk is here to talk about his new political party, the party, party. find out what he has to is say about the strict no party

rule. back to you, cracker. >> thanks, andy. let's welcome our guest. i am here with joanne nosuchunsky. no clef -- no clever introduction. i usually have something clever to say about you. she is fantastic. i know what you are thinking. this guy is not your high school gym teacher. it is comedian greg stone. >> welcome back, america. >> moynihan is best known for breaking the story on fabrication. to put it another way, he is unknown. >> that's true. >> columnist at the daily beast. >> and his punch lines hit harder than at a family reunion. let's start the show. >> read his lips, no funny hats. ted cruz was the big winner in wisconsin on tuesday despite refusing to wear a cheese head hat.

earlier in the day while touring the mars cheese castle cruz's daughter did something unscripted. >> that's awesome. it is a little spicy so you may not like it. >> would you like to try some cheese? >> she doesn't like jalapeno. >> she doesn't like jalapenos and he doesn't like funny hats. someone asked the question on everyone's mind. >> there is an iron clad rule of politics which is no funny hats. any hat is defined as a funny hat. michael due caucus -- michael dukakis demonstrated that. i will cheer on the hats of others. >> makes sense. i think if this cheese head video had gotten out before the election, it would have doomed him. >> game over.

well i would as well. what if they remove the mask he is also revealing. that would be also terrifying. >> i understand the alien reference, but what is it exactly, they live? >> did you ever see "they live"? it is great work. >> no, i didn't see. but i know it is a great film. should his -- should a dad let a daughter put a hat on his head? >> are there no rules in that family? you don't ask for permission. it is hard bringing a small child on the campaign trail. i have to given that to ted cruz. we don't see trump's kid, great. leave them behind. and kasich's teen daughters are teenagers. they are not all about it. this kid is like free food, ice cream, yay! i want to go to this campaign stop. wearing hats is not cool, but doing impersonations of the

simpsons and quoting princess bride is like really cool. keep doing it, cruz. >> it is funny. he is pretty loose in a lot of ways, but apparently there is something about hats. joe, what do you think of comedians who wear funny hats? >> the only way to go. i think, well, if he put on the hat there goes the lactose intolerant folks. i think that's why they call in politic moments a john travolta moment. my hair. you can touch my hair. he needed a sheet around him. >> was that his grandmother? >> his father hit him in the head. although i think he did miss an opportunity to show support for the kurds. >> that's good. >> i think a cheese head is a masculine look. i don't know what he is afraid of. >> no, it is not a masculine

look. and cruz is right. full credit for joanne to make having a verb. at my house we do have having. i thought he was totally right about the dukakis thing. and then i realized it was not a hat. it was a helmet first of all. and then he was like a midget in a tank. it is not an appropriate comparison. you don't want to be walking around with a cheese head at this point in the election. it is this close. >> but he is in wisconsin. i think you have to go local. >> you wear it like a packer's jersey. >> they love those cheese heads. they really do. >> of course many leaders have worn interesting hats and nobody cared of. take a look. they love that hat. and what about mandela? i think that hat was for spcial occasions. and let's not forget fdr.

that was on his birthday. and the last one, look at abraham lincoln. just kidding. nobody would wear a hat like that. plenty of leaders have worn funny hats. it looks like the cruz campaign will use the message that won them wisconsin for the rest of the campaign. look at their new ad. >> america is at a crossroads. it needs a leader. that leader is not trump. not trump grew up in america, the son of mr. and mrs. not trump. it is a whole family of not trumps and it ends every day the same way. thank god we are not trump. >> here he is speaking to a crowd. what he is saying doesn't matter. what is important is who is thought saying it? america needs a leader who can deliver. that leader is not trump. i am not donald trump and he

didn't pay for this. >> that's beautiful and inspiring. he is going to take that message nationally. >> who is doing the ted cruz voice? that's pretty good. was that you? >> i think it was ted cruz. >> it wasn't donald trump. >> that's all that matters. >> the most compelling message he can put forward is he is not donald trump. when the awarding were coming in it tells you everything you need to know. >> isn't it amazing? >> i am not really happy he won. >> we have the establishment people. obviously you have guys like romney and walker. i think walker had a comment to someone that he would support someone else. i think he said he would support paul ryan. >> he was there at the cheese related -- i think he pointed out when cruz wouldn't put the cheese thing on his head he said there is no way the

republicans would vote for something ridiculous on their head. they would think it is fore shadowing. >> what do we have here? the next story and hillary clinton has had enough of bernie sanders. if you don't believe me, look at this headline. hillary just wants to move him out of the way so she can focus her attention on donald trump. during an interview with politico she questioned whether he is even a democrat. it is time to bow out. the only then he has done is win 78% of the vote in idaho and win 79% in utah. lose in arizona. 68% in hawaii and 72% in washington and 66% in wisconsin. bernie should go back to mayor of vermont or whatever he was doing. bill clinton doesn't think highly of the republican candidate. >> i like our primary a lot better than theirs.

we never had a spectacle. it sounded like a rap tune on mtv. >> wow. the great thing is he has his finger on the pulse of what young people are doing, doesn't he? >> that actually seems like a bill clinton impersonator. it is like somebody who would let the air out of him. he looks horrible. >> he looks horrible, but he has a great spirit. >> i mean he would say they play rap on this. but he is way off. >> when he played -- he played the saxaphone on air sin yow hall -- arsenio hall. >> did they digitally remove his overalls? he is a larry the cable guy

impersonator. >> who is very popular. >> he may bring that. we laugh at bill clinton, but hillary will need him. nobody likes her, greg. >> because she is a robot. i unplugged her a few months ago and reprogramed -- i don't know where i am going. she is a countriesy person. he is a -- she is a crazy person. he is a great guy. i love him. i don't know what he is talking about, but i love him. >> doesn't it tell you something about hillary? how entitled is she that she says i am getting sick and tired of him. he is beating her. >> that's why she is sick and tired of him. welcome to the club, hillary. you realize now that bernie is a little lest of lest. we have known this for quite some time. and the fact that she -- even politico is trying to say it is tense between the two of them and the sparks are flying and the comments she is making, it is like they are

trying to create some sort of excitement on the left that we have on the right. it is not there. >> why is that? for everything he has done, he hasn't really gone after her. >> no. i don't think that is really going to work. you start sounding like a republican because this is all of the republicans talking. e-mail server ben go swree is not something you -- benghazi is not something you would like to do. >> the thing is you put the numbers up and bernie is doing amazing. they are all super white states. that seems to be the problem. he is capturing the african-american votes and she is not. >> it is totally craze -- crazy and totally wrong. she has not done anything for the black community. the only thing that is really interesting is that this is a news story. for her to say he is not a

democrat, he hasn't been a democrat since he has been in the house, the senate or even when he was the mayor of burlington, verm. burlington, vermont. she is right in that way. >> she is right. >> but it is the demand for loyalty. she is criticizing him by saying you don't like president obama enough. >> and she has to show she really wants it. she is not acting like she will earn it. the gap kids are not all right. a new ad sparked accusations of passive racism. the ad is for their gender neutral line for young girls. a partnership with ellen degeneres. the idea is based around the idea that girls can do anything, but some are upset about the white girl resting her arm on the black girl's head. one critic tweeted "gap kid proving girls can do anything unless she is black and then all she can do is bear the weight of white girls." despite the backlash gap is standing firm. they issued a statement saying

we appreciate the conversation that is taking place and sorry to anyone we offended. we are replacing the image from a different shot from the campaign. i guess they could have stood a little tiny bit firmer. former nfler turned film maker matthew cherry said of the pic on the left, make the pic on the right okay. let's debate. >> let's not. >> joanne, did you see that? it was a black girl putting her elbow on the white girl. >> it is funny when you pair a tall child next to a short child and you are trying to create levels and interesting images with filling the space and you do things like that. my main issue with this entire campaign is the fact that none of these children are smiling. they are kids. you should be happy. what is with the model mugging. i don't want to see that. you're children.

>> that's the model look, but you think you have to be -- >> i am disgusted with gap. not really. >> thisy should be having fun and not using other children as armrests. >> this is upsetting to me. my brother has done that to me my entire life. i am finding out now he hates me. i thought we had a great relationship. it turns out now he was a bully. >> he is probably racist too. >> look, is there -- is there anything -- obviously do we have -- i think you know where i stand on this. i think it is ridiculous. but the issue is the gap immediately caved. >> that's the thing. it is motive. has this photographer done anything racist in his life? if not who cares? you can look at any picture and say why does it grow upside down? australians are upside down people. it is like, you can find anything. they have to get over it. not saying they have to get

over it. >> who is they, greg? >> exactly. it is not harmful unless you make it harmful. >> do we want to go back to the days where black people used white people as armrests? >> i missed those -- it is not like i would have done it. i would have thought about it. i don't think it was the time. but this thing going on, can i point something out? the two girls are sisters. nobody has pointed this out except the person who pointed it out. the photographer said they are sisters. >> which two? >> the tall racist and the ador girl. >> they are sisters? >> they are sisters. >> you don't mean sistas? >> no because that would be horrible. they are actual sisters. >> that solves it. they can't be racist. they are related. >> they could be actually. >> this ad is racist against short people and i am offended because of that.

earlier today you put your foot on my head to tie your shoes and i took that to heart. >> but we had to get the show moving. we had to start the show. >> i'm sorry. i'm glad they caved. i tell you why. it is their own fault for playing identity politics in an ad. they said girls can do anything and they set it up like oh we are so politically correct. and they used one child as a piece of furniture. if you are going to be politically correct you can't have the black child doing anything that will be on a comparable level with the other kids she is not smiling and wearing a different color shirt. you are saying this ad campaign it was a gender neutral clothing . >> kids can do anything. it is their own fault. >> this is gender neutral and

this is for anyone. you know, are you a racist. you should always apologize. they will bring you out back and have you shot. >> anything is gender neutral if you have the balls. >> he is se xist off the cuff. he does president even know how sexist he is. remember when the whole world was standing with charlie hebdow? see how times have changed. next.

at pg&e, we believe solar should be accessible to everyone. our partnership with habitat for humanity allows us to provide the benefits of solar power to the types of customers who need it most.

pg&e provided all of the homes here with solar panels. the solar savings can mean a lot, especially for low-income families. with the savings that i am getting from the solar panels, it's going to help me to have a better future for my children. to learn how you can save energy and money with solar, go to pge.com/solar. together, we're building a better california.

works. now back to "red eye." the french satirist

published a piece titled "how did we get here" which follows the recent attacks in paris and brussels. the editor said fear of being labeled easy llama phobic is eating up terrorists. people who want to speak up of them is from fear. it is the dread of being treated as an islamaphobe or being called racist. the mainstream press went on to beautifully prove their point. he is shocked with the editorial. the guardian lamented the french magazine is finding it in bigotry. thisy say charlie hebdow admits its racist prejudices. they called it the most recent expression of a collective pair no pair -- paranoia. you almost understand if somebody had come into the office and murdered them in cold blood for drawing

cartoons. but that kind of thing never happens, does it? when you say charlie hebdow, stop being so racist. >> i feel like europe is worse than the u.s. >> well, i think most of the backlash is in the u.s. and not in france. this drove me crazy. and to their point i thought about writing about this. >> you said -- you said i am going to write about this. >> but i didn't because i didn't want to deal with -- i was going to defend them. i don't have the time for this at the moment. the editorial is not great. but the premise is that when we back away from criticism and it is a person wearing a headscarf, that's fine, that's fine, we will adjust. it leads to being okay with everything. i don't agree at all, but the

idea is total nonsense and it has been a concerted attack. it is slightly different from what you said. what has changed? nothing has changed. there has been an attack since the bodies were lying on the floor. >> i am noticing it is worse now. >> it is worse now. what has happened is one guy who hates free speech and hates charlie hebdow and said i am vindicated. the first thing i want to point out is you are not vindicated. you called him raisist and islamaphobic. this is the previous staff because the -- they were all murdered. the previous staff you can't say because they are all dead. >> that's it. the idea of this was saying look what we can't say. we are not allowed to bring up any of this or talk about islam at all. everyone jumped on them. i feel like they proved their

points. >> it is nonsense. first of all islam is not a race. it is a religion and a belief system. it has nothing to do with race. and islamaphobia, i refuse to use that term. if anyone deserves to have a fear of islamist behavior it is the editorial board of charlie hebdow. this whole thing of when people say let's have a dialogue of the conversation, but you are not allowed to criticize. that's nonsense. if you look at what happened in cologne and the grooming of the young women by immigrant gangs, and what is happening in all of these other countries, the police are actually covering them up. this is proven. this happened because they are afraid of being called racist. >> and they see it. >> they see it and they booy tray their -- and they betray their own people. we don't want to come off the wrong way. they allow criminal behavior to happen. >> greg, moynihan agrees with

the article. he can't write about it because he know he will get backlash. isn't that what they want? >> i don't know. i feel like -- say what you believe. if that's what you believe, say what you believe. don't back away because you are afraid of being called something. do i think muslims are terrorists? no. people in poor communities have the most crime. are they poor people? no. like ted cruz. most people i know who look like ted cruz are sexual deviants. is he a sexual deviant? i wouldn't say that but you know what i mean? >> he is not asking questions. >> look, that's the point. some of our panelists read and disagreed with the editorial. but isn't that what the "new york times" and the guardian should be writing? we disagree instead of saying you're racist?

>> and provide a compelling argument for the other side. i believe charlie hebdow should get a forever pass. they are still the target of not just criticism, but vitrial is a more appropriate word. i will say my one criticism would be they used the phrase all muslims at one point in their criticism of the religion. you have to understand that if you say that people are going to freak out. >> they actually said that everything everybody is complicit. anyone who allows the slow chipping away is all responsible. and that was taken by people who they say is all muslim. i guess it is. >> and they say -- essentially there was an article about secularism versus religion. everyone read the article. coming up, half time with tv's andy levy. everyone get excited.

welcome back and time to find out what we got wrong. andy? >> hi, tom, before we get started i have to correct something i said on monday. we are talking about how the republican rule 40 says the candidate will have had to have a role of delegates. no candidate has done that yet. but i miscounted. trump has won the delegates in

10 states. needed to correct that. >> cruz is now up to six dates he has done that. that's assuming my math is better today than it was on monday. that's entirely possible. speaking of cruz he won't wear the funny hats. >> i haven't seen it and i used to work in a theater. we showed the double feature. that film came through our theater and i missed it. i heard from people that it is good so that's how i know it is good. >> please tell us more. >> have you seen "the good father"? very similar film. it ire. you brought up the fact that cruz will do the princess bride scenes, but won't wear a hat which is a fair point.

i guess it is one of those things where an image is worse. you can imagine the meme's if there was a picture of him with the cheese head. >> it is easier to retweet a meme than up load a video. >> exactly. i guess. >> i don't do either. >> you thought cruz was right about dukakis, but then you realize that was a helmet. cruz did say that. you saw what happened when dukakis put the helmet on. >> we were looking at the picture in the break and he looks stupid. he is like a compact greek guy and looks like he will fall out. >> i don't think his ethnicity has anything to do with it. >> sure it does. >> he has been in the army with many fine people of greek dissent. >> i want to point out that we did discuss in the break that it is great because you can

talk about greek people that way and i am clinging to what i have. bring it, twitter. >> fair and balanced, i guess. the worst thing is he has the shirt and tie -- you see the tie . >> one of the things cruz said was i will cheer on the hats of others. there is something kennedy-esque about that. >> wherever they may be. >> hillary is tired of bernie. we laugh at bill clinton, but hillary will need him in the campaign. i completely disagree. i said months ago people need to stop thinking of bill clinton as the bill clinton from the 1990s. he screwed up in south carolina in 2008. he hurt hillary. he made a bunch of gaffs this year. he is not the wiley campaigner he used to be.

>> i didn't love him in the 90s, andy. >> whether you liked him or not, he was the master of campaigning. >> at least he will lighten it up. he add life and realism and silliness. >> he is not good anymore. you said if bernie starts to really go after hillarys he will sound like a republican. she eluded to that and she said he criticizes me and president obama a lot. >> he keeps on doing the obama thing like -- it is like the loyalty of can you believe this guy is criticizing obama and they can't forget they don't like each other? >> she thinks -- he is a relatively new democrat. she thinks this is a bug. for a lot of people on the left this is a feature. >> it is absolutely a feature. >> i left the graphing on

monday that i forgot to delete. i was talking about how bad the controls were. >> i don't even know what that means. >> they were the clunk econ trolls. clunky controls and it stopped me from playing through the trilogy. >> i can understand. >> twitter is blowing up after that. >> i am going to hear it. don't get me wrong. the racist gap kids ad which is what we are calling it now. joanne, your main issue is none of the kids are smiling. but they're fierce. >> children aren't supposed to be fierce. we fight their battles for them. >> agree to disagree. >> you said your brother has been dhog to you your whole -- brother has dn doing this to your whole life. do you think that makes a difference? >> yeah. i mean, you can't be racist against your sister. >> you can be horrible.

>> my brother put me in a hamper and kicked it down the stairs. i was okay with him putting his hand on my head. it was a "star wars" game. get in the hamper and kicked it down the stairs. great game, joe. >> you had to can sell last week's gig. >> you are lucky he didn't have access to a trash compacter. >> a quick correction, michael, it was not a photographer who pointed out they were sisters, but it was the girls's mom, actress brooke smith. >> and there was a criticism that there is a video version and the young black girl wasn't smiling. the person who shot it -- >> it was the mom again. >> she is really shy. it is not racist. you can't talk. that's what people are saying. she is super shy. >> plus, no one smiles in photos because you can't tell females to smile anymore. it is against the law. >> that's a good point. >> not allowed anymore. >> i do that on every show i perform at.

it is like, what are you doing here? this joke is not that bad. >> you brought up the tag line for the ad is girls can do anything instead of kids can do anything. it is an ad for a girl's clothing line. >> that is very gender binary. they should show them wearing old navy clothes. >> i don't understand if it is a gender neutral clothing line, how is it a girl's clothing line? >> it is not dresses and stuff like that. it is shirts and pants and anything any gender should wear. >> cost more money. >> i think that's it. >> you know how in the u.s. the religious police goes after women wearing slacks and hits them with batons. you know? it is a collection of words with a cultural relevance and they throw them all in a little mixer. it is like saying this food is

allergy free, but there are peanuts in it. come on. >> quickly on the charlie hebdow being called islamaphobic you said you were going to write something on it but afraid of the backlash. they thank you. >> i want to say i am the biggest coward. >> i am old enough to remember that because of the first son in iraq, cindy sheahan had moral authority. >> you can never criticize her. >> shouldn't we extend that same courtesey to charlie hebdow. >> one would think, but we don't extend that to cindy sheahan. >> time to take a break. don't go anywhere. an -- andrew wk is here when we come back.

>> last week musician andrew wk said he is starting a new political party called the party party. >> many of us have lost faith in our political process. now it is time to restore our faith. over the last few years i worked closely with voters to develop a platform that really is all inclusive. a platform that truly brings all americans together. >> many people wondered if the party party is real. it is. and andrew is here to tell us

more about it. andrew wk, thank you for joining us. >> thank you, tom. >> i want to ask you about the party party. people are -- on-line they are acting like it is a joke or whatever. i want to read a quote. you said you want to -- you reached out to some people in the political world who work in government or some of the surrounding industries. can you tell us who you reached out to? >> no, i would rather not for my own sake and theirs. thisy would not be happy about that. and i want to say i am not mad at them. i completely understand. who would want to be associated with me? perhaps a crazy person or fox news. partying is about coming together. if somebody doesn't want to come to your party, that's okay. >> i am going from the video of the party-party. you said you want to avoid an

us versus them mentality. are you saying there is a them and they are doing something wrong? >> not in this case. this is the world's first party where everyone is invited. and believe me, that's challenging. that's a lot to ask for. there are going to be there that you may not like. we are trying to find the one thing we have in common which is a desire to be alive and a desire to have some fun. we will disagree about issues and try to approach things in a good mood with the hope that the good mood will help us solve these problems best. >> now i went to your website and again i want to address some of the cynics here. i looked under the party platform and it said coming soon click on projects and it says coming soon. is this kind of -- could this be you getting signatures for maybe , i don't know, your

musician mailing list? >> the people who signed up, the whole idea of coming soon is that this like all parties is a team effort and the collaborative effort. we will make it up as we go along. the members get to design it and collaborate on it. that's the beautiful thing. the website there, the video, this was launched as an invitation. and now the party has started and we get to decide what happens. >> there will be some people that -- i am reading a party tip here. this is off your twitter feed. pea in your pants. -- pee in your pants. it feels good. are your personal views the views of the party? >> not necessarily. i would never inflict my own views. that's against the core value of the party. that's freedom and liberty to be yourself. if you don't want to wet your pants i don't want you to do that. >> thanks for joining us.

[vet] two yearly physicals down. martha and mildred are good to go. here's your invoice, ladies. a few stops later, and it looks like big ollie is on the mend. it might not seem that glamorous having an old pickup truck for an office... or filling your days looking down the south end of a heifer, but...i wouldn't have it any other way. look at that, i had my best month ever. and earned a shiny new office upgrade. i run on quickbooks. that's how i own it.

rethink. reimagine. because right here, right now. it's time to take a closer look at botox® cosmetic, the only fda approved treatment for the temporary improvement of both moderate to severe frown lines and crow's feet. see what real results can really look like.

so talk to your doctor about botox® cosmetic. and make it part of what you do for you. the effects of botox® cosmetic, may spread hours to weeks after injection, causing serious symptoms. alert your doctor right away, as difficulty swallowing, speaking, breathing, eye problems, or muscle weakness can be a sign of a life-threathening condition. do not take botox® cosmetic if you have a skin infection. side effects may include allergic reactions, injection site pain, eyelid drooping and swelling. tell your doctor about your medical history, muscle or nerve conditions and medications including botulinum toxins, as these may increase the risk of serious side effects. look me... in the eyes... and see what's possible... botox® cosmetic. it's time to take a closer look.

next "red eye" matt welsh and nick mullin and nick lowry. george mason university was going to rename their law

school antonin scalia school of law in honor of the late supreme justice, but after twitter realized the law school's acronym would be lsasla. this is not the first time it has ruined a tribute. we remember the steve tyler financial union? that's not something you want to tell clients. and then the allen iverson day school. i can't believe they kept that one. >> he is so good to the kids though. >> that's why it is worth it. michael, a.s.s. law is on the books in tks text. >> the -- dash it is not even

a gap ad. people are changing it because of idiots on twitter. it spells ass. i mean scalia noticed that sometime in his life. this is the weirdest thing in the world. george mason just like the gap they caved. this is political correctness gone mad. >> you can solve this. you can hire a comedian before doing it. they will look through it. >> and we go for the butt humor. i think they should have left it ass law, but they should only deal with cases regarding ass law. you are hearing a trans vaginal case? you are on the other side of the building. >> you noah lot about a.s.s. law? >> i live by one law. >> i think they should have kept it, but don't use the acronym. >> no, keep it. use the acronym.

change your life. become the ass man with the ass law. >> joanne, you look a little disgusted. >> i am. do we not care about george mason? he will no longer have the name of the school. does no one care about the bill of rights? do you not care about your personal freedoms? i get scalia was a great guy, but george was wonderful. >> joanne nosuchunsky, greg stone, michael moynihan. i'm tom shillue and i'll see you next time. janine.

we'll see you next saturday same time >> they are bringing crime and they are rapist. donald trump is rewriting the rule book. >> i don't know what i said. >> i would like to punch him in the face. >> they would be carried outa a stretcher. >> and people are punching back as well. could he be the future president? >> i hope he can save my job. >> i have a hard time imagining that the establishment would have the