see you tomorrow night. make sure you go to my facebook page and like the page. see you tomorrow night 7:00 p.m. welcome to ""red eye."" hello, everyone. i'm tom shillue. let's see what exciting stories we'll be discussing. andy. >> thanks, tom. coming up on the big show, the top story involves the british parliament. tom insisted on, no, from the urban music. plus, blah, blah, blah, donald trump, blah, blah, blah. finally, tom shillue and a guest take a look at the nba and the big picture.

back to you. >> i say those things all the time. thanks, andy. let's welcome our guest. she's a perfect 10 who knows 20 ways to kill a man. fox news jenna deddiaa. his head is so smooth he has his own jazz album. comedian don al lynn. judging about his name he knows a bit about 24 hour dining, comedian john pappas. he knows it all. new york post columnist and author don bavoris. okay. let's start the show. politics has devolved to name-calling. i'm talking about england, not america, where it reins supreme. prime minister david cameron is under fire after his father was linked to the panama papers.

he was attacked gloriously over his tax affairs. >> i asked him a very important question about the windfall he received when he wrote off the mortgage of the premises in noting hill. didn't receive a proper answer then. maybe he will answer it now. and by the way r, -- and by the way -- >> order. order. order. order! order! i must ask the honorable gentleman -- order. some duty. >> absurd. the hon ranl gentlemen to withdraw thattage jekt tifr. >> i invite the honorable

gentleman to withdraw that adjective. he's perfectly capable of asking a question without using that word. i think he knows the word beginning with d and ending in y that he inappropriately used. >> skinner obeyed and asked the question in a more respectful manner. >> this man has done more in my opinion than anybody else. he looked after his own pocket. i still refer to him as doddy dave. do what you like. >> he's hammered. >> looked like they took notes from american politics. that was a strong beef. the last beef i saw was between two pockets. i think that was the best impression of a donald trump impression i've ever seen, man. >> well, listen. maybe we're just catching up to

our men across the pond. skinner was ejected from the premises. he's been ejected several times. i think this is great, donnell. i think we should be more like england, don't you? >> i was waiting for parliament to go. order! order! >> i think it's a lot of fun. i think our own halls of congress we should emulate them. look, people complain about what's happening at trump rallies and things like that. it's emotion. i like it. >> i think our candidates need an accent. i think the only thing missing is an accent. it's funnier. if i were sitting here saying order, no one would laugh. >> have an accent millionaire, billionaires are going -- >> not cute. >> no. >> no, that sounds like me on

saturday night. >> they love it. the british love our accent, don't they? >> they do. yes, they do, and they should because bernie sounds like he's a substitute teacher from brooklyn. >> he does. >> teaching math to urban youth for the last 20 years. every time he speaks it's like a spit balance in the back of the head. he turns around all disheveled. >> he had to deal with people like you, you were from brooklyn, right? >> i am from brooklyn. it's like having your deli run for president. it's like can i get a kanish and also you've got my vote. >> we have this reputation in the united states, but in england obviously they have the same behavior problems over there, don't they? >> well, look. the parliament room, the chamber in the house of commons is incredibly small. everyone is sitting around lounging, senators falling asleep, congressmen -- these guys are smushed into this

little -- they're up on like three little levels. it's like the worst theater in the round you've ever seen. you've got that guy, the common speaker, has the worse tie i've ever seen. did you see his tie? it had like little moons on it. it's the worst. cameron has a nice tie. even skinner's got like a decent tie, but the guy saying, order, order, order. he sounds like -- i don't know where he got that tie. you know, the discount rack at phi lea filene's or century 21. >> what is going on with the tie. >> i wish i could see it. >> that's parliament. >> going back to what you said about the accent, he had donald trump mannerisms. i want it to be a huge war. it's going to be the greatest

war of all. i'm going to give them oxygen to pay for the war. donald trump with a british accent will win. >> it sounds better with a british accent. it doesn't sound offensive. >> this makes me feel better. he have' been talking about the fall of civilization as we know it. it's everybody. >> it's everybody. >> donald trump has long promised that a trump presidency would involve winning, but just how much winning? in his latest speech in albany if new york is any indication, it might be too much winning. >> winning. we're going to start winning again. we're going to win so much. we're going to win at every level. we're going to win economically. we're going to win with military, we're going to win with health care for our veterans. we're going to win with every single facet. we're going to win so much you may even get tired of winning and you'll say, please, please, it's too much winning. we can't take it anymore.

mr. president, it's too much and i'll say, no, it isn't. we have to ep could inwithing. we have to win more! we're going to win more. we're going to win so much. i love you, albany. get out and vote. you will be so happy. >> the speech writer. >> nobody said win that much. the last time i heard that. he said all i do is win, win, win no matter what. got money on my mind. can't get enough. every time i step into the building everybody hands go up. >> it sounds like he's pop. >> he is. i heard that's his favorite rap. really, trump, on his list on his top five, he is like a rapper. >> he's inspiring people. let's see. >> we're going to win so much, you're going to end up winning. you say, please, please, it's

too much winning. we can't take it anymore. mr. president, it's too muchl s. we have to keep winning. we have to win more. >> jed did i dye a, i like his message, winning. i'm not sure what he's saying, but he's saying winning. >> that's good. that's a good thing. no, he -- yeah, he has like three lines and he uses them over and over again. 24's the winning line, build the wall and mexico's going to pay it. the good news is people aren't tired of it. you know when you're a young kid and they teach you memorization. you go over something long enough, people believe it. that's his strategy. if i keep talking about win, i'm going to win. he's selling his own story. if i keep saying mexico's going to pay for the wall, people will say, oh -- >> how many people know a mexican that can afford a wall.

el chapo, he'd rather have a tunnel than a wall. >> the whole theory in the late '70s early '80s called neurolinguistic programming. >> that's right. >> the idea is stare into somebody else's eyes and say, i'm going to sell you a car. i'm going to sell you a car. you're going to buy a car. i program you and hypnotize you. >> that's what i was thinking. >> that's the whole theory. >> the last time i bought a car, what do you think happened? the guy stared in my eyes and i gave him money. >> were you asleep? >> i happened to. i needed a car at the time. >> trump says he's going to win it, win it. i think the only thing left for him to win, we're going to win at everything, the economy, what about winning? are we going to win winning? >> i laugh at trump and the

thing is that he -- this is what politicians do. they float it and why give him a hard time about it? >> yeah, he's doing a great job at being reality tv presidential candidate. that's the culture we live in now. we're going to win and we're going to make america great again. i love that he wanted to make america great. i didn't know we fell so far behind, yemen, sri lanka. >> did you count it, 15 wins in there. >> they all do it. do you remember fair share and fair shot. take a drink every time he says fair share. >> or israel. >> excuse me. excuse me. if you took a drink every time he said winning in that 45 seconds you would literally have alcohol poisoning and have to go to the emergency room. >> feels like it's a bad thing.

>> by the way, right now not such a bad thing. if i have to hear one more of these speeches i would be happy to be in a coma the rest of my life. >> go in and press play. we're going to win. we're going to win, win, win. people love it. that's why he's getting -- he's -- >> he has 37% of the republican vote. >> exactly. >> 37%. winning so much he's 13 points under an actual majority. >> that's not winning. starbucks drink came with what? extra jokes. a florida man is angry at starbucks after he was served with a sugary drink with extra sugar. it had 59 grams of sugar. he posted a pick of the cup with his own note and says two of my sisters are diabetic, so not

funny. and in a development that i'm sure shocked you, starbucks issued an apology. we learned of this. we are working directly with the customer to apologize for his experience and with our partner, employee, to ensure that this does not happen again. je d jeddiah, are you surprised starbucks apologized? >> not surprised. when i go to a restaurant and order my three burgers and two fries, do i want people to draw a picture of the body i'm going to have. the guy at starbucks -- >> no, they don't. >> the guy at the car wash working behind the counter is like, oh, you know, i'm a comedian. maybe this will be my moment. no, it's not. it's not nice. don't be a hater. don't judge. let me eat in peace. >> we can win with diabetes.

i'm going to build a wall to sugar and we can win with diabetes. mexicans are going to pay for my diabetes. trump would have said that. >> it's true. where else can you drink diabetes? >> and what other country if you write that on a coffee cup would you be speaking to 95% of -- >> i'm sorry. >> he nailed it? >> very good. >> i can't even order a star buck's drink. i don't know what a skin any latte or any of that stuff is. >> the amazing thing is this guy knew how to spell diabetes. my name was john. i go into a starbucks. what's your name? john. it comes back and it says bill or johan or it says juan, yanis. john is four letters. are you sure you're not stealing people's could have fees? >> i am not. >> there is a friggen starbucks tumblr, millions of people follow t. pictures of people

with names misspelled. >> it's possible because we hear diabetes jokes all the time. this person may not know that diabetes is a disease. they might think it's a joke about -- it's a way to express calories. >> it's really hilarious. >> maybe he has diabetes and office trying to give you a warning. >> he said two of his sisters have diabetes. can he take a hint? the whole family is chugging down these double white -- >> take it seriously. >> that could have been type i diabetes from birth. you don't know it's type two diabetes from diet. done be a hater. >> i'm not a doctor but can you tell me that if you have diabetes in your family you should be going out and getting 32 ounce sugary drinks. >> hold up. so you want the guy at starbucks to now evaluate your health and

be like, listen, i've got to do my job i have to let you know this might give you diabetes. you want that guy to tell you it might give you diabetes. >> you may have people not wanting to drink that coffee. >> that's bad for business. >> put labels on everything. labels on everything. it's about ten years old. every -- taco bell will give you diarrhea. >> starbucks shouldn't write that on the drinks but maybe i can give advice to that guy. fatal shot, no chaser. coming up, how is the election like nba playoffs? we're going to find out after the break.

live from america's news headquarters, i'm jackie ibanez. paul ryan ruling out a presidential bid. he said only those who participated in the presidential primary should be considered even if there's a contested convention. ryan said, quote, i do not want nor will i accept the republican nomination. the white house could decide whether to declassify 28 secret pages of the 9/11 report within the next two weeks. that's according to former florida senator bob graham who co-chaired the congressional committee that investigated the attacks. graham has been pushing for the release since evidence indicates officials in saudi arabia helped 19 al qaeda members carry out the 9/11 attacks. military police arresting a man at amsterdam airport. they checked his luggage but didn't find any devices. the net they are lants has been on high alert since last month's attacks in belgium.

the u.s. conducting airstrikes in somalia killing an estimated 12 terrorists. they were all connected to al shabaab. the target the militants posed an imminent threat to u.s. personnel. the suspects accused in a grizzly murder of a seattle mother of three is being held on $2 million bail this morning. john carlson is charged with the murder of ingrid whose remains were found in a recycling bin on saturday. the two had been on a date saturday night and carlson had several injuries including some on his chest. couch could face jail time. he initially only received probation in juvenile court for a 2013 crash that killed four people. he got in a heap of trouble last year when he fled to mexico after violating his probation. i'm jackie ibanez.

now back to "red eye." predicting politics is tough, and this year has left many professional pundants embarrassed as conventional wisdom has been turned on his head. i've turned to sports analyst dave juskow to see if we can get clues to this political season. >> yes, tom. thanks. a couple of parallels. let's look at the top contenders in both conferences. western conference. >> golden state warriors equals donald trump. >> because of -- >> that's right. that's trump because they are -- nobody knows how to fight them. nobody knows how to work with them. nobody knows how to handle them. >> they won last year. >> three-pointers all the time and nobody has figured it out. tell the truth. they won last year and i think they're going to win it all again. tomorrow night is a huge game for them where they can be winning, winning, winning their coach. >> i know. he keeps telling them, we're

going to win it all. we're not going to win just the championship, we're going to win the most games anyone has ever won. >> san antonio spurs are who? >> is cruz. >> why? >> it's all about texas. it's about old school basketball. it's, you know, old team, their values are old school basketball. >> new guy on the block. >> shooting from the hip. the spurs are more traditional like the cruz campaign, more conservative? >> exactly. >> then we have in the -- is this the other conference here? >> yes. the cavaliers. >> right. >> they're who? >> hillary clinton. >> why? >> it's like lebron james. they are expected to be here. they are very confused by the other teams. like lebron james and hillary, they thought this was going to be a walkover. >> do they think they're entitled? >> yes, think do. >> toronto raptors are who? >> bernie sanders. what is toronto doing there?

what is bernie sanders doing there? what's happening? how did this happen. nowhere in sight, neither of them. >> these are the four candidates. who are these guys, utah? >> they're going to be playing in the playoffs. they're either going to play utah or houston. both trouble for trump. we're going to find out what's going to happen on wednesday with these two teams. he might have trouble. >> if it's san antonio against houston -- >> no, no, san antonio against dallas. all texas cruz match-up. >> cruz versus cruz? >> cruz versus vuz. >> detroit and indiana. >> if you have cleveland versus detroit. sanders won in detroit so this could be trouble for sanders. >> do you see how this changes? >> i don't understand. >> i'm making it very clear. >> i don't know sports very well. >> neither do i. i just found out the raptors are in toronto.

>> if toronto is bernie, why isn't it cruz? he's from canada. >> cruz is from canada? >> cruz was born in canada. >> how do you know that? i did not know that. >> tooun much about politics? >> no, no, but i know about sports betting. i have a lot riding on it. >> stay right there. we might have another question for you. >> john, you know a lot about facts and you've won jeopardy. did any of this analysis make any sense to you? >> no. no. do you know anything -- >> no. >> -- about sports? >> i used to. did that make sense? the only thing that makes sense was the idea that the raptors are bernie. just because the raptors are a ridiculous name for a team and bernie sanders is a ri kick due rouse candidate. >> yannis, you're a sports fan. >> i am. >> predicting the season is as

unpredictable as sports. >> the golden state warriors are a clear favorite so i think it's hard to make the comparison. i don't know if there's any clear favorites in this presidential election. i did like his cavs/hillary comparison. >> hillary depended on her husband the way lebron used to depend on who? >> i don't know. >> dwyane wade. dwyane wade. dave, that was -- >> miami. but the cavs can depend on lebron. now there are two guys that have said that one likes -- yannis likes the cleveland one and you like the toronto one. >> i don't like the golden state warriors? j? because they have a winning percentage over 900% and we know

9/10, we know donald trump is about 37%. >> donnell, help us out. >> golden state warriors to trump, i think that's accurate. being a mixed playing field, i don't like the golden state warriors but they are fun to watch. >> there it is. >>'s the same thing with trump. not that you don't like him, you've got to give him credit, he's entertaining. >> in that case he should have been the harlem globetrotters. >> see what he can make of this segment. stay tuned.

welcome back. time to find out what we got wrong with andy levy. >> before we start i want to play the president obama mows kennedy did last night. can we roll that. >> good morning, red eye fanatics. on the next kennedy, the bill yant donald trump, and the somewhat intelligent andy -- >> yes. now many people have asked me if there's any connection between what kennedy said about me and the fact that her show on tuesday was canceled because she came down with a sudden illness. so i just want to say for the record that is completely absurd. it's not like i flew to haiti last night and sought out the

services to put a voodoo curse on my good friend kennedy. just not something i would do. so i hope that clears that up. >> yes. >> british parliament. the common speaker had the worst tie you've ever seen. yeah, it was really, really bad. >> thanks. >> i don't care though. i have just from this video i've developed a man crush on this guy. his name is john burkhow. the way he kept saying order. >> what's fantastic, he had a moment where he -- i think he literally was trying to channel -- a great old british show -- >> yes. he was trying to sound like that. >> it was a cross between that and the -- >> very elegant. >> it started out that way as some kind of tick because he was dropping the word order into the

middle of sentences. >> it was amazing. >> it was absolutely amazing. >> only paul ryan can do that. >> yes, absolutely. i might even call him mr. president because he has run. >> jeddidiah, you think our candidates need access. >> this is such a classic the way he said notting ill. >> you can tell me off, you can break up with me, i'm still going like you but you talk brooklyn to me, that's just not going work. >> you want to go out with me saturday night. >> i'm not feeling that. >> trump says winning a lot. tom, you said you liked this message and then you said, you don't even know what he's saying. >> yes. i mean, i don't know exactly what he's talking about, but i like the idea of winning, andy. better than losing. >> yeah. >> there you go.

>> jpod, you said when he says something and it convinces them it's been discredited. >> i didn't say that. >> yeah. >> i said it. >> it has not. >> i said it. i said it. discredited, andy. discredited. >> been discredited in a comedy. >> yannis you said instead of trump saying we're going to make america great, you didn't realize we fell that far behind. >> we're ranked 24th in winning right behind chad. >> are you serious? >> starbucks apologizes for barrista diabetes here. nailed that one. >> you did. >> jeddidiah, you said of the

barrista, why have you got to judge? according to "entrepreneur" magazine starbucks hired someone who wasn't on board selling its products. if you're a alcoholic and don't believe someone should be drinking -- >> if i'm going to work at a candy factory, i've got to be down with the factory. i feel ya. they have the little chocolate milk, little organic milk. >> and salad. >> and water. other things aside from coffee is all i'm saying. >> all right. tom, you said the barrista might not even know that diabetes is a disease. >> yes. >> come on. it's like it's become just a joke. it's become a subcity turt. it's a hackie joke. i don't think it's a joke that people have it want to -- >> you want to retract that? >> what? >> you should have a written statement ready. >> prepared. >> every night. >> i wish i had diabetes right

now so we could just kill off -- >> you said maybe the barrista was trying to give the dude a warning. i think he might be right. the problem is if i was starbucks i would be pissed that one of my employees was trying to get them to stay away with it. >> diabetes runs in my family because no one runs in my family. i would also like to point out just for the irony's sake that until about 30 years ago where did you go to buy a pack of cigarettes? you went to the pharmacy. >> no, you -- >> you went to -- >> you did. >> -- the pharmacy. cigarette machine. local drug stores sold you the cigarettes that you would then have to take -- >> the kids wanted to go get them. get the packs for your parents and the chewing gum packs for yourself to encourage you. >> or you went out to buy a pack of cigarettes and you never went home. >> oh.

>> oh, that was sharp. >> you know what -- >> thanks for bringing that up, guys. >> unsee physician at thophistis sugar eater is going to get diabetes from eating starbucks. >> double espresso cappuccino. it's pouring domino's sugar into a cup. >> they said there's more sugar in a mocha than a snickers bar. >> two snickers bar. >> call it coffee. >> you said the guy's sister is having diabetes it might be type one from birth. >> in fact, it is type one. >> there you go. >> just lastly on this which nba teams are -- you said the warriors had a winning record over 900. it's 899. >> oh, my god. i'm so sorry. i was doing the math in my head, andy. >> apparently that was not a

good idea on your part, was it? and all i know is the 76ers are jim gilmore. they were out of contention. >> good one. >> i am done. >> can we get a shot of dave to show that i made him stand there for the whole thing. >> ran out of -- >> ran out of time. >> no, before we go, i have some good news. the "red eye" podcast is back featuring yours truly, that means me, andy levy and it's already getting rave reviews. tim's mom said, i listen, very enjoyable. mrs. diamond writes, i would enjoy hearing more. the "red eye" podcast is available for download on fox news and fox news radio. subscribe, enjoy. we'll be right back with the zombie apocalypse. [vet] two yearly physicals down.

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cannibalism. stay in place until further notice. >> this -- >> hey, did you hear that emergency alert? >> yes. >> get home right now. >> millicent, that's her name slowly comes to grip with the situation. >> what? coming or something ? and -- >> all over the news. >> kevin, that's not what we want. what are you doing in the car? >> you're going to need to defend yourself. i can't be with you the whole time. use this. safety's right here. pull this, try. i can see you do it. you have to hold it up.

hold it up. >> i can't do anything. >> what is this supposed to do for me? give me a knife. >> next millicent is forced to make some tough decisions. >> take one pen. which pen? >> the pen! >> he's already dying. >> okay, that's fine. >> dad is going to mexico. he wants to meet us in mexico. >> i can say pants. >> that will come in useful. there were more tough decisions. >> look, we can only take funds out of your chocolate cake. sunday -- do you want -- no,

millicent, this will be what we're living with. >> eventually millicent learned the truth. she took the cat, ran away from home and opened a pet store in mexico. it had a happy ending, that's good. >> i don't have siblings and i'm glad now. these are the kinds i would have. i feel bad. i had my wisdom teeth out when i was young. i was just like that, i was lost in space. shame on them. >> come on, these guys were having fun? she was crying. >> that was the medication. yannis -- >> she was not upset. she was calm. >> she was drugged. >> i want whatever drug she was on. she was making tough decisions. funfetti or chocolate cake, she picked right. >> she was lucid.

>> a zok by apocalypse, she shouldn't have gone with the cat first, she should have gone with the dogs. >> she doesn't like the dogs. this is like dopey's choice. >> what is this with people and kids who have gone through horrible dental procedures that this is -- you remember that old -- one of the original youtube hit videos. >> the kid. the kid. >> the boy who was loopy from having his -- having had his teeth pulled or something and his father taping him. >> terrible. >> that was really nice of him. 20 million views or 100 million by now and everybody knows him. everybody knows that was him. >> the kid's going to private school on the money from the ad. he's selling ads on youtube. >> you think that was funny? >> no, that was before there were ads. >> i'm going to tape you. i'm going to give it to you and i'm going to tape you and show it for the red eye viewers. >> it doesn't matter, andy finds

tapes of me no matter what i do. >> where do you find snem. >> andy has a whole drawer full of tapes. >> barber shop kwaur ted, once the sodium -- >> there are some videos like that. donnell, the best thing was she didn't need to have the wisdom teeth out. the joke's on her. >> ahhh. >> she looked like a donald trump supporter with a mouth like that. >> they all look like that. a zombie apocalypse. that's a donald trump supporter. >> i think she had her act together. she knew guns are better than rape in the apocalypse. a garden host. hose. uh, hello geico?...

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other things. was the opening to "stairway to heaven" an obscure led zeppelin song you've never heard of stolen from another band? a judge has ruled it's similar to another song by spirit to warrant a jury trial. a trustee of spirit's late guitarist brought the charge saying they stole it while traveling together in the '60s. that you are lawyers asked the judge to for bid any arguments that his memory may be flawed due to, quote, adverse effects of drinking or drug use in the '60s or '70s. here's "stare way to heaven." ♪ ♪ ♪ >> puts me in the mood. and here is taurus. ♪ ♪ >> breaks my heart.

brutal. okay. now this is interesting. you said breaks your heart, it's brutal. what are you talking about? >> they stole it. it's led zeppelin. it's like chicken nuggets, dude, i don't care how they're made. i just love it. it's led zeppelin. >> it's just a progression. it happens all the time. >> listen, i'm happy there's finally white on white crime out here. getting in touch with my little richard right now. so good as a blackman to feel -- i feel so excited that white people stole rock and role from other white people. >> is it true? >> that is basically the last word. i don't think anyone can top that. that is a fantastic point. come to my point. i can't think of anybody. i've heard that a million times. >> what other song have you heard it in? >> i think i heard it in george harrison's --

>> that is a famous -- that rep is unmistakable. it's not only this, if you look into it. led zeppelin has stolen a lot of riffes, folks songs. >> they were jamming with each other. >> they were 45 years later. i don't understand how it is possible not only is the statute of limitations been exceeded here, but it was buried. it's mummified. the mummy's tomb was excavated 100 years ago. why did it take so long? >> it sounds like the exact same song. it sounds identical. what are you not hearing? >> i hear the same chords. it's he the beginning of the song. >> improv little richard had. you don't know the difference. >> but listen to the whole song. they're not singing about stairways to heaven. >> if you saw a joke and someone says basically the same joke, everyone knows it's tom

shillue's joke. would you be mad? >> yeah. >> hey, did you ever ride on amtrak? yeah. >> difference between not knocking and knocking. >> steal the set, don't steal the punch line. thank you all. (announcer) need to hire fast?

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