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welcome to "red eye." hello, everyone. i'm tom shillue. let's check in with tv's andy levy to see what exciting stories we will be discussion. andy? >> thanks, tom. coming up on the big show, an audience ignores a whole speech from ted cruz. that reminds me. there will be a moment with tom on tonight's show. and hillary clinton visits a senior citizen home. if the white house thing doesn't work out, it is good to have a back up living situation. and a woman is bored at a baseball game. and people say fridays are slow news day. >> thank let's welcome our guests. she is staring in the upcoming thriller "stealing lenin" with
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mike baker and rob long. >> i am so excited, you guys. >> it is joanne nosuchunsky. he is from canada, so feel free to ignore his thoughts on american politics. from the possible ter anchor pod cast, comedian nathan mcintosh. democratic strategist. and i am thinking of becoming a serial killer so i can have a lock of the gorgeous hair. next to me is radio host of liars and whores. let's start the show. >> trump is in a tux and he gives zero -- what did you think i was going to say there? on thursday night the billionaire businessman spoke at a gop gala in midtown muscular dystrophy. midtown manhattan. he spent a chunk of time giving guests exactly what they wanted, a nice long
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lesson in ice skating rink renovation. >> they used a thing called freon and that is a gas that goes through corp pipe -- copper piping. they laid four miles of it. every time -- i said to the people what is with the freon? i hear they are losing millions of dollars of copper tubing. i said will you do me a favor? do you know anybody that makes ice for an ice skating rink. he has the best guy in the world -- and all of these blocks and you want a contiguous -- and in two hours we had the most beautifu ice just like the montreal canadians. >> and that's how it became trump ice. trump talks about renovating the commadore hotel which was a darelict property. >> it is called the comma dore hoe -- commadore hotel. they had a spa and it was
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closed. relaxation plus. nobody got into what the plus meant. you don't want to know. >> nobody wanted to get into the plus. i think trump changed things for the better. >> i think he is doing amazingly considering where he was a week ago. your campaign manager is cleared of battery and you are all freon and the spa. >> what are you talking about? >> is that not what that means? >> relaxation. >> is that not what relaxation means? >> not for all people. >> do we have the photo? we obtained a photo of the spa , relaxation plus, free slice of key lime pie. >> my apologies. >> i would love a piece of pie with my relaxation. >> always. that was one of the strangest speeches i have
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ever heard given by donald trump. he has given many fascinating speeches. a slice of pie is a perfect cream-filled ending. >> that was so much grosser. >> what are you talking about? a cup of coffee -- >> key lime pie -- >> i see what you are doing. i'm on to you. >> i think it is great. a little could cucumber water it is fantastic. what do you think, nay van? nathan? >> yeah, whatever. i don't know what the problem is. >> i do like the man going off on ice. i do like that he said the ice will be as good as the montreal canadians. they have nice ice. >> he will make america great again. i was fascinated last night, joanne. >> i found it fascinating. i didn't know any of this about ice and the plus.
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you know what, you are on your home turf and you can do whatever you want. it is like going back to high school and reminisce and tell those stories to your friends and i'm sure a lot of people there enjoyed it too because they remember what the ice rink was like before and how non-relaxing the spa was. >> i go to a men's salon across the way and i get the -- it is called a full service. you get the haircut and manicure and a shoe shine. it is fantastic. i really do. >> trump discussed ice rink renovations. in fact, the crowds of hundreds of republicans almost entirely ignored him. >> one to stand and one to stand and unite. >> yes, they chatted away and they stood up and they took selfie. it was like a sam morrell show.
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several people got up and left. a cruz supporter gave the only possible explanation. everyone had like six glasses of wine and it was late and people hadn't eaten. yeah, that must be it, right? >> they hadn't eaten and yet they paid a thousand dollars a plate. they literally just bought a plate with nothing on it then i'm assuming? >> these high-priced affairs. >> you can do what you want if you pay a thousand dollars to get in there. you can listen to who you want and leave when you want. >> are they serving ted baker jackets? what is the food you get? >> it is fairly average. have you done any high class stand up gigs? >> yes. i am not a fan of ted food. it makes me feel better that even presidential candidates bob of i have been there a thousand times and they say
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cheesecake is better than you. i am trying so hair. >> they tend to be the wealthy crowds and they are entitled and they don't care. >> the round tables people don't care. when did he go on? how many hour into it was he? >> he was on late. he was a tough crowd. >> you are totally missing the point. he is not a billionaire businessman. they don't have to do it. trump they have to s is uck up to because if he doesn't become president or even if they do they have to suck up to him. if cruz doesn't win, who cares? >> they will want to be in good with him, right? >> they will vote for hillary clinton. these are people who don't want t be lectured about how important the second amendment is. new york republicans are
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centrist liberals and donald trump's natural crowd. cruz is getting a chilly reception in new york. >> even in the upstate situation with the guns. >> yes. >> because he sucks. >> next story. hillary clinton finally secured a victory. no, she didn't win a state caucus or primary. that's bernie's job. while visiting a senior citizen center to shore up her base. she mobbed the floor with ole giezers and partied until it is 1929. [cheering]. you win! you win! >> next tuesday. next tuesday. >> yes, hillary won and she didn't have to cheat. there is a first time for everything.
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sadly her second game did not go as well. >> domino [bleep]. >> dough boy does not mess around when it comes to dominoes. nathan, look, these are the most exciting games of dominoes. i didn't play like that and i don't know why these people are yelling for. >> i don't know why people want to see the presidential candidates doing things regular people do. i don't want to be in line at a subway and there is a presidential candidate also buying a six inch. you should be doing better than this. do presidential things. >> you think it is undignified. don't they want to have a president that they can hang with, joanne? >> she said i'll come back here anytime. it is not happening again. next time she is in new york she is definitely not going to go there and especially if she
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is president. they are so busy especially right now with the primaries on the campaign trail. she is doing this and she must have been thinking in her head the whole time i would much rather be home in a bubble bath. there is no way she can be enjoying that, right? >> she has to fake. it right? ethan, you are dressed for shuffle board. >> indeed. >> but do you ever play dominoes? >> no. and by the way neither does hillary clinton. i think this is a perfect synopsis of the primary contest. that's the average age of people voting for hillary clinton. >> it was old people. >> old people. it is funny to hear them talk about diversity when the whole thing is a joke. there is no diversity. you have the old jewish guy and the old white lady who claims to be from everywhere and changes her accent is depending who the audience
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is. she fakes everything, even dominoes. >> it almost seemed sincere. >> a thousand percent. i think she is more authentic than bernie now. >> based on dominoes? >> she was playing with old people. the old people love her. >> she has been reliable and delivered for americans and democrats for 30 years. >> is that it? >> i am done. i feel like domino's is maury liable as a pizza service than hillary clinton. >> taking on hillary a little bit. the plan to replace alexander hamilton with a woman on the $10 bill may be scuttled thanks to the smash hit musical about the founding father. that is of course kinky boots. actually it is hamilton and
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suddenly there is interest in the man who established the u.s. financial system and founded the federal list party and invented the beer helmet. did you know that? >> bloomburg news reports that his thinking has evolved since last year. and the man who wrote and stars in hamilton said lieu told him him -- [no audio]. >> you no i, -- you know -- >> we said rotate if you
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want. i get the jackson. >> i think that would be great. >> women on the bill, there is no problem. put them on the front. if we do put them on the back, can we put it on the triangle with the horrifying eye. >> sitting on it? >> no get rid of the pyramid and the eye and have a woman there. i just want the eigen. it the eigen. >> put a woman there. >> but put a woman on the front because there is no problem. >> why hamilton in the first place? seems like a lot of people are angry about andrew jackson. apparently hue did -- dash he did -- >> jackson didn't like paper money. he should stay on that bill for forever. >> he is stuck there. >> why do we need to put a woman on a bill? >> i was going to say that, but i thought you gals would
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attack me. >> how is that progress for women. you with putting her face -- put it anywhere else. people use cards and they have venmo. it is not like you have suddenly going to be more popular. >> like a woman's face on the visa? >> how about the sack caw jaw way yaw? >> i like that coin and i wish they kept that. people complained where that came up. people don't like change, why dism? >> we don't like change. it is deep in it us. if hillary clinton proposed putting herself on the bill. >> she wants harriet tubman on the bill, on the 20. saying it is a responsible transition is. >> i'm surprised we haven't put her in. why not make up a bill? we had a $2 and we got rid of that. >> i have a lucky $2 and it
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was my dad's when he got at disney world and he gave it to me and i keep it and i play mini. >> was he small? >> he is 6-4 now, but he was small then. i think we could bring back the two and that would be cool in retro. >> nathan, you people in canada are like europeans. do you have any dollar coins? >> looney, yes. >> i was in europe and i loved paying for things -- >> why? >> a bunch of dollar coins in my pocket. >> i wish in can ma do we would get rid of the looney. and then they threw it in the trash and made a coin. i want the bill. the bills make it seem more fun. >> and different sizes. >> it is like i can understand
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, but things cost a dollar now. you can pay for your -- pull out a couple of coins and pay for your coffee. i don't even want to talk about coffee. ii cancel everything i said. which country wants a new name? find out which country it is after the break.
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live from america's news headquarters, i'm patricia stark. the death toll rising after strong either quakes strike japan two days in a row. officials now say 29 people are dead and 1500 others are
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injured. however, the number could rise since many people remain trapped in the rubble. some 2,000 soldiers are on site to help with the rescue and recovery efforts. the strongest is a 7.3 magnitude. a maryland firefighter has been shot to death. another in critical condition. it happened during a welfare home check in suburban dc. the person inside opened fire following a forced entry. a civilian was also shot, but is expected to survive. tragedy striking at a south florida zoo. a tiger attacking a veteran keeper and killing her. she was killed in the area of the palm beach zoo where the tigers eat and sleep and is not visible to the public. the zoo said at no time were guests at risk. nearly 150 people were arrested for unlawful demonstrations. they are calling for campaign finance reform. they have been gathering in
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the nation's capitol all week. a trump rally is drawing huge crowds of both supporters and protesters. they got into screaming matches, but aside from some shoving, there wasn't any violence. there were also no reports of arrests. >> friends and family are defending the life of will smith at a viewing. smith was shot and killed during a traffic dispute. a coroner said he was shot seven times in the back and once along his side. his wife was shot twice, but survived. i'm patricia stark. now back to the show you love "red eye." for all of your headlines go to fox news.com. >> love my enabler. >> the czech republic wants to rebrand itself, czechia. they broke themselves into two
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parts and now they want a cooler name. the new name has been a approved by the president and prime minister, but they may win cabinet before being registered with the united nation. >> in phak, we could sues a bit of this ourselves and some of the regions of our country like new england and midwest. how about rejoin the border slightly and we can call it tom bradia. nice, right? and this area here i will call it trumpisan. we have port landea in the corner and because of arnold we will call this it california. and then freezing my assofia. can't get a good cup of coffeia. >> don't mess with texas. >> nathan, had to wait for my
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graphic. czech republic, what do you think of czechi? >> i don't like it. i like the chic republic. does that make any sense? >> it sounds like you are getting into something there. >> czech republic sounds like a country. >> they want to be part of the pack and they feel stiff. >> personally i like the czech republic bleak. if you are lining and watching, i like what you are doing. you look beautiful. >> you haven't been happy since the soviets marched out of which czechoslovakia. >> i still refer to the area as qek qek with my good friend. >> what do you think of the name change? >> i think it is strange people even think about doing
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these things. the adjustment period it is hard to remember it is 2016. jay is it? is it hard to remember. >> oh i thought you were agreeing with me. >> i am still writing 2015 on my check. >> and it is not even the official name. they want an easy, breezy nickname. i was jesse. and it is great. >> just saying. what do you think? they want to do it before the olympics because they think they need the 40 names. go with monosyllabic. it is the code anyway.
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>> ignore everybody else. >> it is the bernie approach. >> there is precedent for this. i think the official name is the french republic. france is a nickname and we all notice -- am i right about that? you are european you know everything. >> canada is closely tied to the red republic. >> you are from nova scotia. it is way out in the fog and flannel. >> it is scottish. >> i knew scotland in old english. was that what you were looking for? >> i want to know -- i have been wondering since i was a kid is what happens with nova scotia. >> it is right there. people think it is far away, but it is not. is it fits nice ond one of
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a beer bottle. it also inspires me to remaim the whole usa as creek creek-a-privilege. >> check yourself before you wreck yourself. what would you name the new york region? >> new york. i'm sorry. i wasn't prepared for that one. >> coming up, half time with andy levy. and don't forget the "red eye" pod cast is back. head over to i ff phones" and click subscribe. you will never miss an episode.
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welcome back. it is time to find out what we got wrong and what we missed -- >> how are you doing? >> good. >> i don't know why i mess it up. i say it every night. tom, when you introduced me at half time you said -- you did mention at the top of the show joanne is staring in a new film "stealing lenin." it was just announced that i
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will be playing lenin ease a corpse. >> congrats. that is so exciting. >> there was fear i wouldn't be lifelike enough. i think i convinced them. trump talks about fixing a relacksation. you said trump is doing welcome paired to where he was a few weeks ago. then people reacted weirdly. isn't that not what reaction is. >> glad we cleared that up. >> nathan you like how he said the ice is great like caw neighed wrens. canadians. >> he didn't. >> he is like ted cruz. >> i don't control the things that done national trump says but if he wants them to be like the montreal canadians,
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he gets the best thing. >> 1,000 percent with you. new york gopers ignore ted cruz. you mentioned this was a crowd of a hundred. i think that's all of them. >> new york city. >> it was apparent plea 800 people. joanne, i don't buy they haven't eaten. from what i saw the main course was cleared away when he spoke. >> what do you think it was? >> they didn't like the new york value. >> no, what do you think they had for dinner. >> possibly new york values. >> jessica, these people are going to vote for hillary clinton over ted cruz because republicans send to be sen stris. i can buy that, but not if they are from upstate or long island. >> thanks for clarifying.
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>> really? like on a national -- like on a texas conservative? >> maybe not texas, but not new york city republicans. one day i will leave new york city and i will tell you what i raw. i you is a. >> they are conservative. >> i think they are great. >> the fact that you keep having to say it makes me not believe you. >>y -- ethan, if they trashed the us in miss values and had a different con conversation he would have got a similar reaction. do you agree? >> i think people may be more plight about it it. polite about it. >> fair enough. hillary plays dominoes. nathan, you don't think hillary should be doing this. she always -- she already screwed up the middle east so
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she is done doing things. ethan he was facing excitement at winning the dominoes. i disagree. she is so happy to beat people. >> i would agree with you and add that it was well rehearsed. >> also fair. hamilton will say a $10 bill and they gotta get the front. the back of the bill is not good enough? >> i heard there are rosa parksishes. rosa parks. put us up front. nathan you want to give them the pyramid. i thought maybe you wanted her to clean it first. >> don't put your -- your
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woods in my mind. >> pet her in the home. >> thaim on you. >> it is creepy and odd to look at. >> the mason will not let that happen. >> joanne you asked how it was for women to get on the bill. you can see representation of different people on the different currency. we can see everywhere. just open your eyes. >> tom, you said why don't we make up a new bill rather than kick anyone off? ged rid of jackson. >> who has gray hair? he has one of the best hair do's . i love the swooping hair when you pull out a 20. jessica, you said you would be happy to have a woman's too. that's actually my type.
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>> you are way scion yes, -- skinier to me. i am -- they are not changing the name. they just want to standard the name. >> then i am back to loving the whole thing. >> jessica, you said you think it is strange they would do this , but then you said correctly it is not even the real name. they can have hockey jerseys that say things like -- are you convinced me. >> will we have to say chekia when doing the news? >> you can say whatever. >> you never talk about them. >> i love the new sporty name and i plan to talk about them more than ever. >> i think it is a good thing. >> tom you said the official
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name of france is the french republic and that in fact is the short name. you cayed if that was and you were correct. there are two nations without a standard short name. do you know who they are? >> poland. >> turkey. no no. >> israel. the dominican republic and central africa. >> what is el reeling's other name? >> i have no idea. >> god's territory. the holy land. i am vamping right now. you were light in the front half of the show. we were right in the a block. >> we were super right. >> if you don't say that to
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another man. >> i am done. >> thank you, andy. time to take a break. fighters on a plane and come -- shirts on a plane and then come back.
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live from america's news headquarters, i'm patricia stark. the death toll from two powerful earthquakes in japan rising to 29 according to local official. they caution the number is
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changing hourly. at least 1500 people have been hurt. 20,000 soldiers are helping to find survivors amid mountains of rubble. the first quake hit thursday night it was measured 6.5. it was followed on saturday morning by a magnitude 7.3 quake. a number of people spent the night outdoors because of aftershocks. as many as 200,000 homes are without electricity. a sanitation worker finds more human body parts in a seattle neighborhood. they were discovered in a cycling bin. they are trying to figure out if it is a member who was killed and dismembered a week ago. he has been charged with the murder of ipg rid dsh dash ingrid leadership. he dated her for about a month. they met on the internet. sanders and his wife had an adjusted gross income near $206,000. most of his thk comes from his
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senate salary. hillary and bill reported income of $28 million in 2014 including more than $20 million in speaking fees. the president and mrs. obama paid more than $81,000 in taxes and made charitable donations. a powerful spring storm is headed to denver. it is dumping head wet snow in the mountain region. we are up to four feet. one to two feet expected in denver. airlines have canceled 700 flights. i'm patricia stark and now back to the show with the most fun and creative fans. "red eye." this week three men were escorted off a jetblue flight after it was caught on tape. at the center of the conflict was david bracket.
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here is bracket responding and calling him a nerd. >> nerd? look at yourself, nerd. i make four million a year. wh >> wow. why would he bring up how much money he makes? you can tell he is a successful guy if you look at him. >> he said i'm a loser so i proved i wasn't. >> you're right. i own six houses and i am a loser. >> marshals escorted bracket and two others off the plane and he c not go quietly. >> can you open the lock. >> can you shut the [bleep] up. >> no, i can't. >> then don't. >> he pulled out the 20
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vision? >> it they did a tv interview and apologized for his actions. he said the flight attendant had a bomb which triggered his ptsd which he developed after a serious motorcycle accident. the passenger stole his phone. do you believe that? >> yeah, i do believe it. there was a lot of hostility on that plane. >> it was not just brackets. >> i like flying even after seeing this video. you knew he didn't have $4 million. he was flying jet zoo. you have chartering your own plane. >> it is not a slam. i think it is great. itit is not like -- it is a discount airline. they have the super first class for a good price.
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he wasn't there. >> he wasn't in it. i like that he went with the $4 million. if you put beats that that is the best rock song of -- how many millions of dollars. >> she would never talk about because she is one of us. >> there is negativity in every segment. >> it wasn't just bracket. the other guy was calling him a nerd. >> that's rough. >> he was coming back at him. both of the guys were thrown off the plane. he didn't lose his money. what are you going to do with these guys. >> we have the parma guy, the shrek guy. the pharma -- >> what do you have against him? >> nothing.
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>> he does have six houses. >> probably plor. >> do you have the wutang album because that's all i care about. he has the millions and the houses. he has no friends and he -- >> we are talking about scoreli. >> brackets are okay. >> they removed the man from the flight. >> yes take him off the flight. why not? i think it is either called a nerd and you probably are a nerd. what has to happen for -- in his own seed to prevent a girl from nursing home. >> she has found it and posted it on-line. he had a mistake. how many times have i said bracket and everybody knows he is a jerk. >> they should have videoed it
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and i totally disagree with bracket. his motorcycle accident caused ptsd. maybe he is a nerd. >> you can't get ptsd? >> do you hate middle easterners? >> no. they ran around with a syndrome where if somebody calls my name i yell and complain that i have $4 million. what? it does president -- there is something wrong with this guy. >> someone calls me a nerd i say i am what god made me jie. we will close things out with a bedtime story.
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eye" liz foster and paul odom. baseball season has arrived. but not everyone has caught the fever. during wednesday's yankees yankees-bluejays game one female fan was caught looking up how long does a baseball
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game last? the person sitting behind her tweeted out the pic with the caption "spotted at tonight's bluejay game in the second inning it is." hang in there trooper. there are three more quarters left in the game. the fan went to the right source for her answer. a 2009 trip advisor post. fantastic. joanne, we know how long a game lasts, but if you stick in it you can do the 7-minute stretch, right? >> 7-minute? i go to some baseball games and i am wasted when i enter the stadium which is usually around the second inning. and then waiting for my beer until the third and sit for fourth and fifth and then go to the steak house at yankee stadium and watch from there. if you have a series of adventures it goes by so quickly. >> it does. you have to pace yourself.
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i don't like get a beer until halfway through the game. >> they are expensive so i get the cheaper beers first outside the stadium and inside. >> i am thrift tee. >> i can't believe you didn't score higher on our blue collar quiz. nay -- nathan, she was canadian. >> was she? i mean i'm in new york and i'm canadian. >> you got me. give her a break. we act like we are laughing at her or whatever, but she wants to know how long the average game was, which by the way is like two hours. >> 47 minutes? >> you are a woman. >> sometimes men talk to me. >> nathan -- >> we want to give her slack you are saying? >> i want to give her slack.
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you have a peeping tom over her shoulder. >> that person is creepy. >> i say kick her out of the game. >> you never kick a woman. >> you're gone. this is the second inning and you just got here. imagine you get into a movie and it goes dark and you say how long is this movie gonna be. you don't want to be here? get up, leave. >> that's like our canadian. >> it is toward people who don't want to watch the great jose batista. >> i didn't know we have a sports expert here. a lot of people ask questions while they are watching our games. do we have the picture? they are wondering. they are enjoying the show so much. obviously they didn't want it to end. >> totally. you -- >> you like baseball?
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>> i don't mind it. i don't like it. i actually found out i like hockey. it is so fun. i thought it would really suck and it didn't at all. i thought it was just like a really like a man thing, right? like hockey and it was freezing and then it was nice and i thought why do i have to do this? i had a great time. madison square garden has terrific food. >> fantastic and hockey is -- from watching it on tv i used to watch as a kid and you lose something. when you are -- >> stop picking on the girls. there are girls hockey leagues. let the girls have their fun. >> i don't go in the middle or above. i am a new york city person. >> hockey is a lot of fun. on that baseball fan, may 8th, 1984.
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that's all i have to say. >> fantastic. >> what does that mean? >> an 8 and a half hour baseball game. >> special thanks to joanne noah chin ski. i'm tom shillue. dulcolax, designed for dependable relief
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have a great weekend, everybody. "special report" is up next. donald trump looks to trounce in new york while running against the gop and state rules. while the democrat candidates split town after a bruise go debate. this is "special report." with just four days to go until new york primary, all three gop candidates were stumping in the empire state today while hillary clinton and bernie sanders were thousands of miles away following a contentious debate in brooklyn last night. chief correspondent

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