happy mother's day! hi, i'm greg gutfeld now. here's what's coming up. one presumptive nominee down, one to go. it's like musical chairs without the music or the chairs. my god, it's nothing like musical chairs. who is hillary's biggest challenge, is it bernie or donald. don't ask me. i'm heavy medicated. let's get started, america. i won 11 bucks on the berdy and it's burning a hole in my pocket.

let's woman kom tonight's guest. prolific as i am horrific. "the new york times" best selling author, brad thor, the greatest name ever. brad author. latest book comes out next month. she knows ballots like i know mallets. democrat pollster jessica tarlof. like a coconut filled with eels, gavin mcguinness, host of the gavin mcguinness show. don't egg him on. she just redecorated her vacation home, meaning she threw up in a liquor store. joanne nov chin ski.

timely, she's always bitter. reporter cat tims. and we begin the show with this. donald trump, the presumptive nominee. this week hillary inloaded a deadly ad aimed at donald trump. it's like a political version of reefer madness and trump is the joint. ♪ >> they're bringing drugs, they're bringing crime, their rapist? i'll use the word anchor baby. this is a country where we speak english, not spanish. i will get rid of gun-free zones on school my first day it gets signed. a total complete shutdown of muslims entering the united states. >> do you still believe that muslims should be banned from entering the country until we

can figure out what's geng on, as you said? >> yes, we have to figure out what the hell is going on? when you get these terrorists you have to take out their families. bomb the [ bleep ] out of them. >> it's basically a rap song celebrating donald trump. be honest. be honest. how many times did you laugh during that ad? one? two? 12? poor hillary, what she's slamming is precisely what attracts people to trump. oh my god, he said he bombed the [ bleep ] out of isis. he praises water boarding. this is not a negative ad. it's a highlight reel. it's like a trailer. it's a trailer for a movie you want to see about an orange ruds teddy bear that says what you think then soils your rug. he's pointing out trump's bluntness is like telling kids, don't go into that haunted house, it's way too scary or

warning them, you don't want to go on the roller coaster. it goes too fast. those are the selling points. it's like a warning label on g cigarettes. it's sexy. the world has changed. no one is wearing that when peddling. trump is like rodney dangerfield in caddyshack. everyone loved him expect the rich social it'ses at the country club. i know because iz was so wrong on this. making mown of p.o.w., a woman's face, linking cruz to an assassination. nothing stops trump. for the trump entertainment bubble is impenetrable. remember cruz trying to reason with this guy? and i'm running to be everyone's president. >> we don't want you. >> you're entitled to your views, sir. i will --

>> do the math. >> it's your turn. take your own words. >> now i'm curious sir. >> time to dropout. >> when don't doesn't get to 1237 are you going to ask him to drop out? >> he's going to get more than 1237. >> that's the trump phenomenon in human form. it's impervious to contact. what happens when you bring up an issue. >> do you know on the wall that donald told the "the new york times" editorial board he's not going to build a wall and not going to deport anyone? >> you're lianne. once again, lianne ted. >> what if you ask a question about beliefs? >> you are the problem. >> can i ask you something? >> no. you are the problem. >> it's though the more trump wins, the more frustrated his opponents look. he's managed to turn hillary

into a humorous character. which makes trump pluto. >> i'm a zit. get it? >> how can you not elect a zit. >> period. >> all right. good effort. it's a solid effort. wrote that this morning in my underwear. i just wanted you to have an image. brad, i understand that this ad, it's not directed at the trump fan. it's directed at i guess hillary supporters but that seems kind of unnecessary because they must already hate trump. does this help? >> she's preaching to the choir and she needs the bernie people. and i don't know if this pulls the bernie over. but that was so hysterical. maybe i'm going to go over the to other side now. >> that's my point.

i wanted for so long, jessica, to have a candidate that would make the democrats look clunky. and i feel like as much as i find trump problematic, and i hate that word, he's actually making way out of time. >> certainly in terms of the ads and kind of how they're going about this. i don't think -- you know, when we get to debate time and you see the two of them next to each other, that's where she's going to sign shine. people get for serious about it as time goes on, you see someone who understands the policies. but you're right, that ad as a hillary support are, i love it, it's hilarious. >> you actually think there's going to be debates. i think hillary would be nut to show up at a debate the trump. >> she has to. >> no, she doesn't. she keeps doing town halls. >> houma or u ma thurman. is it houma aberdeen or u man

thurman. >> one was in "kill bill". >> that's true. >> gavin, okay, you were a cruz guy, a very solid cruz guy. >> still a cruz guy. love cruz. i'm a republican. i like the right. >> yeah, you do. >> where's the unity here. >> let's talk about unity. you made vice. you were so outside the mainstream, you were basically sum of the earth. would you agree? >> i'm still a pariah. >> yeah. you don't like peer pressure. isn't unity another form of peer pressure? >> yeah wu trump is the leader of the freaks. we're the freaks now. people who want freedom with the freaks now. the first punk rock president we've ever hads. >> a fair point. by the way in that montage when we were all laughing at cruz for saying that trump said he's not going to build a wall.

he never said that to the time editorial board. he's building a wall. >> he is building a wall. of course. >> cat, to keep american businesses inside the united states. >> exactly. >> what's absurd about that in. >> to be totally isolationists? >> yes. what's wrong with that. >> because you'll be stuck with americans all of the time. >> what's wrong with america? >> we're awful. >> jessica. >> we're awful? i happen to like us. >> you come back -- >> you just got the first boo, jessica. but you know what? here's the thing. look, look. let me help you here. we do need the rest of the world because somebody has to -- someone has to show us how great we are by comparison. >> amen. >> thank you. >> here's the thing. here's the thing. let me go to you, joe.

what should hillary commercials do? if they should do anything. >> not this. here's the problem. hillary is playing the same old political game that she was used to eight years ago. it's those sort of same tactics. not only does trump not play by the same rules of the game, he's playing a different game entirery. and voters like it. she needs to, i don't know, hire new people, get a fresh, i don't know, perspective if she really wants to attack him. because it's not working. >> here's my suggestion. i'll throw it out to you, cat. the idea of trying to portray trump as dangerous only enhances trump. you'll have to actually play a different angle that maybe he is harmful in different ways. i had an idea for a drug ad, like trump, for the treatment of anger and anxiety, warning may cause trade wars, xenophobia,

and diarrhea. >> it will take care of my anxiety. >> nothing can take care of your anxiety. thank you for walking over my punch line. >> as long as i don't have anxiety about i, i don't care what else it's going to do. exactly. i felt like i was watching trump's greatest hits when i watched that. i'm not a trump supporter. there are things i don't support. not real lu supporting anything at all. >> yes. including that show. >> but i couldn't stop laughing at it. wu you know what? i love america. i love america. i just wanted to hear people clap for me. >> you are abapplause prostitute. you had to pay for the applause and with some kind of pandering nonsense. i have another idea for an ad. how about this, brad. a commercial that does -- okay. the world's worst decisions. and you start out with lawn darts and then you have new

coke, candy cigarettes and then the punch line is trump and then it's like, you can't be serious. that way they make it as a joke instead of making him -- they're turning him in to james deen, right? >> absolutely. and as our old and dearly departed friend andrew said, the politics are down stream of culture. hillary clinton, he's bringing an 8 track to a gunfight. >> that's true. >> she's so far outside of what's going on. trump has turned it upside down. i thought he was great when he first got in. he true attention. trump is a guy who's answered every problem throughout his life as a progressive, been more government. >> he is definitely removed conservatism from the conservative movement. you're right. >> good. >> you would have called him a rhino if he was somebody else? >> he is a reboot. they are [ bleep ]. and trump came in here and said we're not doing this anymore. we're not having any more open

borders g.w. bush. we're fiscal conservatives. we're back to business. >> he didn't say fiscal conservatism. >> an entrepreneur is fiscally conserve tiff by nature. >> and loves debt. >> they're not babies. believe me. they're not babies. >> i would rather have trump's debt than obama's debt. obama doesn't know how to pay back the loans. >> trump does by screwing the creditors. i want to talking about something else. problems are piling up fur hillary clinton. federal judge suggesting she may be called to testify under oath. that amid claims from a notorious hacker that said he got into her server with a jailhouse interview. the hacker gus fer said he wasn't the only one. >> the clinton server, easy or hard? >> for me it was easy. it was easy.

it was no pass word, remote assistance. it was easy server so to speak. >> jessica i have a theory that this guy wasn't a real expert. he was a dude. he just thought of her security questions, like who did my husband have sex with recently and then he was thinking about passwords, pant suits, cigar, blue dress, monica. and the problem with older people, no offense to my viewers, but older people including myself are terrible with passwords. we use our grandkids birthday. that's how it happened. >> i shouldn't admit this. my entire family has the same password, my parents, me and my sisters. >> it's tall daughter 101. >> exactly. tall daughter loves clinton 101. no. i don't think someone actually hacked her server. and it allows hillary to say

this's in evidence of this. and by the way, we know that the government servers were hacked the entire time that he was in the state department which makes them look bad. not that i think it's a good idea. but i don't think she comes out of this badly at all. >> we do know he hacked her server. >> he didn't go in through the clinton server. >> he got in. who cares. he got in. >> he got in. >> we may not be able to crack hillary or find out her secrets or motives. >> you look so angry. >> technology is not pretty to her privilege. it's the same for everyone. and a secretary of state. i would hope that she would recognize that fact but she doesn't. he's ignorant to it and incompetent and i don't like it. >> am i right? >> jack, shouldn't they get this thing over with? seriously. if this drags on, she could torpedo the chances of the democrats come november. >> i guess. but she just gets away with anything she wants.

we already now that her aides were saying there was a risk of her using a private server but she chose to do it anyway because her convenience was more important than national security. that's all i knead to know to know she could never be president. she should be in prison and doing interviews like that for attention, making things up like that guy probably did. >> if i was in prison i might miss being on tv too. >> people are making fun of trump because now he's being briefed on intel issues which i don't think the dems are going to be able to bring that up as a point of contention given that their nominee handles e-mails that way her husband handles females. gavin, are you worried -- i've used that joke before. >> great joke. >> that was a recycled joke. last word to you, your harry weirdo. >> that guy is lying. i wasn't easy. it was really hard. but i don't care.

the fact that he got in is a bad sign and it's indicative of this massive tsunami of hillary that trump is about to unleash on her. trump has been biding his time. he's been waiting with these monster slam dunks that he's going to unleash on her. you're going to watch her plummet in the polls. >> where are the anti-trump stories right now. who's holding on to those? >> none. that's the beauty of being honest. you go, yeah, i did that. >> that's true. that means you could be president. >> i will be. mark my words many. >> not in my lifetime. that's the fact. that's why nobody laughed. they felt bad. i didn't know. >> scotland is great. it's in england, right if. >> north of england. coming up, a slide show of all of the bugs i collected at summer camp. first, when will the republican party unite around trump.

i hope they do it between any squash game and my pedicure. that's more convenient for me. working on my feet all day gave me pain here. in my lower back but now, i step on this machine and get my number which matches my dr. scholl's custom fit orthotic inserts. now i get immediate relief from my foot pain. my lower back pain. find a machine at drscholls.com my m...about my toothpasteice. she eveand mouthwash.ice... but she's a dentist so...i kind of have to listen. she said "jen, go pro with crest pro-health advanced." advance to healthier gums... ...and stronger teeth from day one. using crest toothpaste and mouthwash makes my... ...whole mouth feel awesome. and my teeth are stronger too.

crest-pro health advanced... ...is superior to colgate total... ...in these 5 areas dentists check. this check up? so good. go pro with crest pro-health advanced. mom's right...again! the call just came in. she's about to arrive. and with her, a flood of potential patients. a deluge of digital records. x-rays, mris. all on account...of penelope. but with the help of at&t, and a network that scales up and down on-demand, this hospital can be ready. giving them the agility to be flexible & reliable. because no one knows & like at&t. it's how i try to live... how i stay active. so i need nutrition... that won't weigh me down. for the nutrition you want without the calories you don't... try boost® 100 calories. each delicious snack size drink gives you... 25 vitamins and minerals and 10 grams of protein.

and it's available in two new flavors, vanilla caramel and double chocolate fudge. i'm not about to swim in the slow lane. stay strong. stay active with boost®. i'vand i'm doing just fine. allergies. there are hundreds of different allergens that come from pets, pollen and dust. just one claritin provides 24-hour relief of symptoms that can be triggered by over 200 allergens. yeah, over 200 allergens! with claritin, she's not focused on her allergy symptoms. she's focused on winning. with powerful, 24-hour, non-drowsy claritin, my allergies don't come between me and victory. live claritin clear.

and now the fight to reunite. donald trump's presumptive nomination has put more chaos into party than the highways of india. look at this. they're going in all directions. no stop signs. i can't believe no one has gotten hurt yet. donald trump's first challenge now is to get the republican party to get behind him and put an end to the never trump movement. get behind sounds a lot like get in line. and the muckiest muck in the party ain't doing it. both presidents bush, jeb and brian, jeb, i know, mitt romnromney and lindsey graham, even house speaker paul ryan didn't sold yet. gingrich and chaney and dole think donald trump is the bee's knees. sure you got stamos and sag get but you don't have michelle and

d dam it, it's just not to same. are you a party pooper? >> i am a never trump guy. trump is a lifelong progressive and he's also got a strong authoritarian streak in him. as a libertarian conservative, i don't like people who are saying i'm going to force american companies to say here. that's bs. you do not use that office to go tackle people that you don't like. so his thing ought to be how about we make america the place that businesses run to instead of from. that's the focus i would like to see. but trump is an authoritarian jackass. he he's the orange raccoon that wants everybody to do what he says and that's not who we need in the audience. >> so dramatic. >> the letters to brad thor. imagine if this was the democrat party. donald trump would have run as a democrat. >> i think it would have made a

lot more sense. >> you would have had the same split, i believe, between him and whoever else. and what if he got the nomination, would you be stressing unity? >> that's really complicated. >> let me make it simple. >> totally. no. i think that people will end up getting in line. i think right now there's the never ever trump movement and i don't think the likes of i don't know what you will do or these people kind of at the forefront of it. but going out there and saying they want a third party candidate would all put hand the election to hillary clinton is not the way to go about it. i think you try as with best as you can to mold the platform and have some reasonable talk with trump if that's possible. >> i think that's the thing. they got to get together and then everything is going to be fine and we'll move on. have you ever seen pete's adventure? remember the scene there were two groups of survivors and one is going to way and one is going that way. >> my favorite seen. >> again hackman is leading

them, going we know the right way and of course one group lives and the other group dies. >> that's how i feel right now. watching you guys go over a waterfall and i'm like, wait, wait. come over here. the worst republican candidate is better than hillary. you guys are on the verge of voting for hillary. >> what are you talking about you guys? >> he's not a republican. >> make him satan, he's still better than hillary. when you're a little did -- then you realize that corporations are the less are of two evils when it comes to the government and corporation. and in this instance right now every republican candidate is better than hillary. i can't believe i have to sit here and scream at conservatives not to vote for hillary. would you vote for hillary? >> no. >> one condition only. the only way -- i want to write in vote third party. but the only way to keep trump out of the white house is to vote for hillary, i'll vote for hillary. i'll knock on doors to keep

trump out of the white house. >> now they're intoing you. >> is that dangerous to freedom and liberty? if you vote for hillary you're robbing my children of a father because i'm going to put a shotgun in any mouth. >> my goodness. can i see that? joe, do you think this rift can be mended? >> no. people don't want it mended. people love conflict. it's very self indulgent. it's like sports team. everyone is saying theirs is the best. but what i don't understand is people then going to another sports team. it doesn't make sense. if you have a bad season or you have a bad quarterback or whatever it might be, you're just going to abandon your team? it makes very little sense to me. very little sense. >> especially when you team is better than all of the other teams. >> it's yet to be seen. >> we've had seven years of proof. >> what about the eight years wfr that that really blew. >> that guy was spending like a

drunken sailor. he was not one of ours. >> george w. >> i want to go to cactus. you're never everything. >> yeah. >> if i threw out any name you would say never. >> i'm a libertarian. that's what it's like. if i never say i'm committed to anything or anyone, then nothing is expected of me. >> all right. what is your prescription for the future of the republican party come november? >> i can understand the never trump thing. he's not been conservative on a lot of issues. who knows what he really thinks. but he is the nominee. so i expect that people are eventually going to get behind him and if they don't, then those people won't. and i think this is going to go on forever until it's all destroyed. i'm serious. it's not been getting any better. why would it get better now?

>> it can always get worse. >> if you're got termites, you don't bring in a guy with a flame thrower. all of the never trump people that i've been with, they were there when we took over the house, took over the senate. >> he was giving money to the democrats. >> giving money to pelosi. >> you must have been very busy. >> a flame thrower would till termites. >> as well as everything else. but the trump people have shown up and they're at the party with a box of matches. >> this is an interesting point. the fact is there are a lot of newbys who are principle conservatives. i understand they haven't been there before but there are a lot of principle conservatives acting like rhinos demeaning people and i think that's [ bleep ]. there are a lot of people who work hard to create a conservative agenda and they're being din grated because they're

resisting. why not play hard to get. by the way, i would rather be behind trump than in front of him. he's a wily little rascal. you know what i mean. >> the orange raccoon. >> up next, dancing with pandas. not really but i would watch that. if anyone has anything to share, send it to my personal account. first, who gets to be donald trump's running mate. we haven't done enough donald trump yet have we? we're going to speculate wildly up next. most people think that after an accident, you'll have to pay five hundred bucks for your deductible. the truth? at allstate, you could pay zero. allstate gives you a hundred dollars off your deductible the day you sign up. then another hundred off every year you don't have an accident. let the good hands reward your safe driving with a deductible that goes away. ♪ deductible rewards. one more way you're in good hands with allstate. ♪

one more way you're in good hands with allstate. wenit gave me a leafput in the names almost right away. first. within a few days, i went from knowing almost nothing to holy crow, i'm related to george washington. i didn't know that using ancestry would be so easy. why do people count on sunsweet amazin prune juice to stay fit on the inside? it's made only from prunes, nothing else. it's a natural source of fiber and five essential vitamins. amazin prune juice and amazin prune light. from sunsweet, the feel good fruit.

time to talk vice presidents. here's why they matter. hillary and donald eeb unfavorability ratings are higher than a crowd at a fish conference. they're going to have to choose wisely. will hillary run with a has hispanic male? the clear choice is erik estr a estrada. what about donald trump, someone soft, kind smarted, appeals to the youth. he's got to go with elmo. that's just what i think. we'll be right back. just kidding. start with you, brad. who would be a good vp for trump? what would convince you? >> i got to tell you, i'm looking at it from trump's point of view. so trump has problems with women and people of color. so i think he needs to grab

snooki because she's got the three t's, she's tan, tenacious and she's got a great set, according to trump, she's got a great set of twitter followers. that's perfect. >> nicely done. all right. what do you think about hillary? what's your thought? >> i think she's perfect. >> no, i mean the vp. >> excuse me. i think that she's going to go with sherrod brown. >> really? >> running against trump has changed the game as far as mouch she needs the hispanic voter and the african american. that's just about sealed up. and her main problem is with white men. and he's a white man. and he's also more progressive than she is. she's not quite elizabeth warren but a clinton loyalist and he gives you ohio. everyone loves ohio. >> what about you, gav, thoughts

on this? >> hillary or -- >> both. >> she should go with raven. every time there's a problem, she can go, that's so raven. hillary, it's a mute point. she's not going to become president. >> she still needs a buddy. >> my theory is she should pick colin powell. you got military, african american, game over, america. >> thank you. i think trump's perfect vp is the guy from the commercials. that actor. from the beer. >> kat, thoughts on both candidates. >> trump should pick a chick. everyone thinks he's sexist and bring that up in the announcement. you thought it was sexist, look it's a girl, a chick, we're

going to make america great again. that's what i think. >> check out her rack. >> yeah. >> the swedish model ladies, just smiling and nodding. see i'm not sexist, the chick right here. hillary i feel bad for whoever it is. you probably have to spend a lot of time around her. >> yeah. >> she does not seem fun. could you imagine having a beer with hillary? she'd just be like this is a nice beverage. i like to drink beer like everyday americans like beer to drink, you know. >> trump needs to have like a smart, let's say presidential candidate with experience? governance. it's ironic that for vp we expect a presidential candidate. but what i'm saying is he needs to have somebody that can sit there and go, no, not that. for example, 90% of his job will be telling him what he just received in that e-mail from nigeria is false. i mean, because he needs that.

i think he needs somebody that will calm him, that will calm him with facts. >> chris christie. >> i kind of -- i have a feeling -- it will be him or kasich. >> well kasich seems pretty adamant that this is not happening. but i think that he may go crawling back to little marco. >> marco said no. >> yeah but it's not -- he didn't have his delegates yet. >> they just need to be wooed. >> exactly. >> don't say that. >> it works for you. that and a few zimas. that's exactly. up next, it's a special snowflake alert, students are running for their safe spaces everywhere. if you leave now, i'm canceling brunch tomorrow.

♪ ♪ he has a sharp wit. a winning smile. and no chance of getting an athletic scholarship. and that is why you invest. the best returns aren't just measured in dollars. if you've gone to extremes to escapetry clarispray.ergies.

new, from the makers of claritin. with the #1 prescribed ingredient. and nothing is more effective at relieving your sneezing, runny nose and nasal congestion. return to the world with clarispray. we're out ink.nk. not ink. getting ink doesn't have to be painful. staples just cut ink and toner prices. add in our 110% price match guarantee and our prices are unbeatable. staples. make more happen.

. .

the next segment is going to be so offense it i needs a trigger warning. people born before 1940 will get that joke. former new york city mayor and many massage therapist, michael bloomberg getting booed after taking a shot at political correctness. during his commence imt speech last weekend bloomberg urging students saying colleges are too quick to give into complaint. he's watch. >> the fact that some university boards and administrations now bow to pressure groups and shield students from ideas through code words and trigger warnings is in any view a terrible mistake. a microagregs is exactly that, micro. but in a macro sense, one of the

most dangerous places on a college campus is the so-called safe space. because it creates a false impression that we can isolate ourselves from those who hold different views. >> when did he grow a pair? i hate brad having to agree with bloomberg but that was pretty good. the kids were booing. >> it is amazing. the guy who doesn't want you to have guns, big gulps, trance fats. he created this monster. he's the dr. frankenstein. >> she's the dr. jekyll who created all of these. >> as long as they can use whatever bathroom they want. >> i'm pro being everywhere. >> bloomberg -- >> use a tree. >> he wanted to take away guns and trance fats.

it's everything in moderation. he's the moderate mayor. how much better off would we be if we have a fourth term of michael bloomberg. >> i couldn't stand it by by god de blasio made bloomberg look like giuliani. not funny but true. jo joe anne the parents didn't boo, the kids did. >> you're supposed to be hung over, not listening, doing snapchat, texting your friends, who listens to these commencement addresses? i mean -- >> i missed mine. >> you know what i mean? like everyone is ready to go. everyone has checked out. i don't know. it's strange to me. >> it is strange to me as well. cat, did he commit microaggression, did the mayor get microaggression against those students? >> yeah. he's a white guy so he's microaggression. i was very proud of him and i

hated to be proud of him. these kids don't know what not safe is. tequila and a sombrero is not safe. terminal illness, not safe. like a certain kind of booze in the hat combination, you're actually safe. you're going to be fine. and they need to know that. because they're not going to be fine if they think that and they go out into the world and expect anyone to want to talk to them. >> i think there should be a split university system where the colleges advertise, one says safe space stamp of approval and the other one says warning, not a safe space and you'll create a stigma for the students who create the safe space. you'll never hire from those schools. did you go to a safe space school? yes. get out of here! coming up, heading to harvard. why not us. you're fired if you leave now.

i'm taking you off my christmas card list. here's the plan. you want a family and a career, but most of the time you feel like you're trying to wrangle a hurricane. the rest of the time, they're asleep. then one day, hr schedules a meeting with you out of the blue. and it's the worst 19 minutes of your career. but you don't sweat it because you and your advisor have prepared for this. and when the best offer means you're moving to the middle of nowhere, the boys say they hate the idea. but you pretend it's not so bad. and years later at thanksgiving, when one of them says what he's thankful for most, is this house, you realize you didn't plan for any of this you wouldn't have done it any other way.

with the right financial partner, progress is possible. mary buys a little lamb. one of millions of orders on this company's servers. accessible by thousands of suppliers and employees globally. but with cyber threats on the rise, mary's data could be under attack. with the help of the at&t network, a network that senses and mitigates cyber threats, their critical data is safer than ever. giving them the agility to be open & secure. because no one knows & like at&t.

♪ no, you're not ♪ yogonna watch it! ♪tch it! ♪ ♪ we can't let you download on the goooooo! ♪ ♪ you'll just have to miss it! ♪ yeah, you'll just have to miss it! ♪ ♪ we can't let you download... uh, no thanks. i have x1 from xfinity so... don't fall for directv. xfinity lets you download your shows from anywhere. i used to like that song. daughter malia will be taking a

gap year, which means she's working at the gap. fantastic. no not really. she's going to take a year off before entering harvard university in 2017. good for her. hold off on college. i mean leave work and expense their lunch on the company. >> more and more millennials are taking gap years before college. but what are taking gap years before college, but what do the great americans of times square think about this trend? cat hit the streets to find out. >> i have one who took a gap year already. >> what did she want to do? >> she taught skiing for the winter. but you know, life tends to pound you. >> sure does. do you think you could shop at the gap every day for a year? >> no, not every day. maybe twice. >> a lot of jeans.

>> so here you are today. really excited about trump? >> no. >> just the hat. >> one of my granddaughters went to europe. >> did she find herself? >> i don't know if she'll ever find herself. ♪ ♪ i'm the naked cowboy, hey, kids, stay in school. ♪ >> the naked cowboy thinks it's bad idea, but i'm still not convinced. to learn more, i turn to america's most trusted british man. i want to talk about the fiscal responsibility of taking one.

>> i did a gap year. i got somebody else to pay, namely the british peace corps. i got it done for free. but if you fast forward to today and you ask how would somebody afford a gap year now, the answer is that it's almost unaffordable unless mom and dad have a lot of money. >> if i were to hypothetically want to take a year out, would you hypothetically fund that for me? >> no. >> why? >> i did say i need a rate of return. what would be the rate of return to me financially for investing you in a gap year. >> i would pay you back. >> you would? >> maybe. what security would you offer, a car, a house, a savings? >> i have nothing. >> so you can't pay me back. >> i could tweet about you. >> not good enough. >> i have a lot of followers. >> i don't care.

>> so stuart was no help. but that's what credit cards are for. and in no time, cat and i were off. >> do you have everything? >> totally. >> it's three times the normal price. oh, man. >> forget it. >> noisily done, y'all. there's a 50% chance every man on the street interview will feature the naked cowboy. did he ask for your phone numbers? >> no! am i going to be okay? >> i guess we learned something else about the naked cowboy. [ laughter ] he's probably married and has kids. don't go anywhere. we have a special tribute to close out the show. ♪ ♪

♪ (vo) making the most out of every mile. that's why i got a subaru impreza. love. it's what makes a subaru, a subaru. terry bradshaw? what a surprise! you know what else is a surprise? shingles. and how it can hit you out of nowhere. i know. i had it. c'mon let's sit down and talk about it. and did you know that one in three people will get shingles? (all) no. that's why i'm reminding people if you had chickenpox then the shingles virus is already inside you. (all) oooh. who's had chickenpox? scoot over. and look that nasty rash can pop up anywhere and the pain can be even worse than it looks. talk to your doctor or pharmacist. about a vaccine that can help prevent shingles.

it takes a lot of work... but i really love it.s. i'm on the move all day long... and sometimes, i just don't eat the way i should. so i drink boost® to get the nutrition that i'm missing.

boost complete nutritional drink has 26 essential vitamins and minerals, including calcium and vitamin d to support strong bones and 10 grams of protein to help maintain muscle. all with a great taste. i don't plan on slowing down any time soon. stay strong. stay active with boost®.

this woke, we lost the remaining two candidates challenging donald trump. we pause for a moment to remember and reflect. ♪ >> when he calls me lucifer, he's threatened. >> we welcome back to the debate stage, donald trump. [ applause ]

>> ohio governor john kasich. >> $500 million in federal spending specifying what i would cut. it's easy to say it. ♪ ♪ >> we wish them well and i know we will not see the last of them. i think.

that sounded ominous. that's it. thanks to my guests. i'm greg gutfeld. i love you.  the worst drug dealer in the world escaped from the mexican prison. >> escaping for the second time and now on the run. >> he is a billionaire and responsible for killing tens of thousands of americans and on the streets of l.a. and milwaukee and no doubt where you leave. >> on the lamb after an escape. [speaking spanish]. >> he's the bowl. the notorious dealer flooding