welcome to "red eye." hello, everyone, i'm tom shillue. let's check in with andy levy. coming up, advances for facial recognition could be the end. plus is it all right to refer to a group of female co-workers as guys, or would they prefer tom's description as a gaggle of broads. and they're giving passengers

tissue to wipe off the drool of passengers by your shoulder. all right, let's welcome in the former ms. new york, joanne nosuchinsky. and you can bet he is heavily armed. political analyst, and a fox news contributor. as a staunch feminist, her bible is the manifesto. and he has a key nose, especially when it comes to the blood of englishmen. towering over me is giant comedian ben kissle. your life is unfolding on camera whether you know it or not. surveillance videos are everywhere. one per person, i think, according to my math.

and with advancements in facial recognition technology, anonymity will soon be unheard of. they believe that anybody with the right software can determine your identity. for example, an app called find face just released in russia allows anybody to take a picture of a stranger and discover their real name. some have used it to try to identify fellow riders on the subway. and they're using it to spot trouble makers. in the u.s., the schools and churches are using it to take attendance. still, it's not 100% accurate. on facebook, when somebody up loads a photo, they suggest the name automatically. see, they suggested my name right there. usually they get it right but this happens fairly often. i don't know why. facebook, i'm not tintin, okay?

look, tony, welcome to the show. >> thank you. >> i don't see any problem with this technology, do you? >> i get john stamos, so i'm not complaining. >> why am i the only guy that admits to tintin? >> that is where you're going. >> obviously, i enjoy being on tv, so anonymity is not my thing, but if i did, i would worry about apps and facebook, i doubt that anybody cares about in facial recognition. >> well, what are you doing if you're afraid of people iphoning you? >> mostly karioke bars. >> if the phone is ever directed at me i don't know if somebody

is watching a video or taking my photos, sometimes that is a little weird. i think it could be very helpful. sometimes i see somebody on the street, i don't know if i know them, if they're a celebrity. but as opposed to saying no stop the technology you just have to embrace it because then you can develop another form of technology either glasses or a mask you can wear on your face that will prevent your identity from being detected. >> oh, like the license plates that blocked the traffic cameras, right? >> well, in never do that. >> yes, people -- >> i know there is the thing that you have in your car that tells you if there is a police officer around you. >> oh, the old fuzz buster? >> from 1980? >> yeah, i was born then -- >> but tarloff, what do you think, do you like this technology? you can't stop technology. >> i just have to say, i look

like joseph gordon -- >> oh, my god -- i never thought -- now i can't unsee it. >> i know, it's awful, probably explains why i'm single. >> he is gorgeous. >> he is very good looking, a fine sorassociation. i find it really creepy that i look like him. i can't wait until donald trump endorses it. it's like my man putin has this, i think it's going to lead to all sorts of trouble. i don't approve. >> i think this is good for guys, because you know when i was single i never had a pad to write down the phone number, now you don't need it. >> boom. >> yeah, because you're not a total creep. >> as a person who doesn't remember people's names very well this technology will be helpful for somebody like me. i'll put my phone up to tony's face, and go oh, ralmaccio. who grew up to be a republican

strategist. i want to say welcome to my world, everybody. i've never been able to be anonymous, i'm such a monster. true story, i'm heading to work, busy, exhausted, hung over most likely. a woman is taking pictures of me. i look like the tamiflu guy, where the houses are small, he is not big. so i end up going to the bar, randomly. >> on the train? >> no, after work, i go to this bar, randall bell, and i see this woman staring at me, turns out she was randomly taking pictures of me on the subway, because i was so huge, she felt guilty, true story, i saw the picture, it was crypted. so welcome to my life, no more being anonymous. >> you're a model -- >> i'm a big and tall model for k-mart. >> did she ask you out?

>> she did, but i said i don't date paparazzi. >> she -- >> she was big and heavy, which is not an insult. >> well, i'm big, he is, we can have big love. >> what an idea that is. >> i think we have to stop now. >> i mean, that is not nice. >> okay, next, on thursday night, democrats are downers, protesters at a rally in san jose get ugly, bernie followers attacking and punching some rally-goers, during the unrest, twitter, usually an ocean of calm and common sense turned quite contentious when an nbc reporter posted this video of a trump supporter being hit with eggs. a local arizona sportscaster paul chicalla felt some context was missing. you want reporters? before pointing to her trump shirt, please be fair, yes, it

was her fault for pointing at her shirt. cicala was quick to admit the protesters were wrong, but she has to be careful for egging them on, or sets herself up for that. cicala then deleted his account. meanwhile, the fox editor had no problem with the violence, tweeting advice, if trump camps to your town start a riot. that is direct. followed by let's be clear, it's never a shame to storm the barricades set up around a fascist. on friday, they let it be clear saying they would suspend, saying there is a line between controversy and endangering activity. in other words, tony, not cool. >> she was lucky she only got hit by the egg, because they were throwing stuff.

the party that is amazing to me as an analyst of donald trump, the people who are upset about his running for office, they're fuelling this type of anger between the mostly rebellious. people burning the flag, this ultimately undermines the very cause they are protesting which is to try to bring donald trump down. i think it frankly elevates them. i think it's sad that you have people rationalizing, getting an egg thrown at a random person who is just showing her first amendment right. i have been to a ton of games and never have seen anything thrown over than beer. >> that is it. joanne, do you think this is part of trump's plan, he is realireal i -- riling them up so all the support will go to him? >> no, i mean, support is going to him. he doesn't have to create all of

this aggressive behavior, there are already people stumping for him. look at the mayor -- >> mayor of san jose, right? >> yeah, i don't understand this. these are individual people, this is their passion, which is just fascinating to me, like you lash out on twitter, that is not enough. like you need to then bring it to the streets? i don't fathom it, but i've never been a protester, but i do have to say there are animals on both sides of this. >> there is? >> i believe like between the anti-trump and the trump, you run into bad eggs all the time. >> i can remember there was one guy who took a swing at a trump rally, but it seems all the protesters are your people. why are your people so violent and why do they not want to make america great again explosi?

>> because we're vegan? i think i'm supposed to say because we're already great. i think the protesters are terrible, i don't know any responsible liberals who think this is a good idea. i do agree with joanne that i will say it seems like the trump supporters were smarter about this. they were much more violent a few months ago. and the rallies used to be disrupted inside of it. now with the left, when the reporter said she was taunting them with her shirt, she was wearing that jersey that said trump. >> they hate trump so much they think that that is enough. >> listen. i am not a fan of donald trump. some may say that i even hate him. i would never hurt a person. >> that's a mean word. >> even if you don't say hate and are really -- >> i feel like this is not a real question. you have children, you know why

you don't throw eggs, you don't throw bottles. >> well, what do you think? >> like you looked hungryor breakfast so i'm going to throw an egg at you? >> i'm going to take his angle, this guy tweeting, he was saying he is truly a dangerous man, essentially saying he is a nazi, which a lot of people on the left are saying so why shouldn't they go crazy on the path if they think he is crazy -- >> first, she was oinking, and -- acting like a pick, also, eggs are for omelets, number two, three, if you're being attacked by the eggs, out-crazy the crazies. my technique in seventh grade after i ran the mile, i set the record for the slowest mile, 14 and a half minutes. >> i'm happy for you. >> that day i went to the locker room, i got a wedgy, but you

know what i did i pretended like i loved it. and they never did it again. they should have grabbed one of the eggs, slammed it down her face and let them know she is crazier than they are. >> trump held a rally on friday in california. let's check in on it. >> we had a case where we had had an african-american guy who was a fan of mine. great fan, great guy. in fact, i want to find out what is going on with him -- look at my african-american over here. look at him. are you the greatest? you know what i'm talking about. okay. >> look at my african-american. i love that. >> but -- >> what is wrong with that. >> inclusive. >> he sits in a board room, why is my vp marketing, where is my african-american -- >> yes, the number of them. i need to find my one. >> well -- >> he was referring to a specific individual. >> well, have you seen the big

shot of the rally? i think there only was one? >> i'm with tony, he was doing a shout-out, he was shouting out to his home boy. >> and then his mike dropped. >> that bothered me, i'll be honest. >> it was the first time in this campaign that donald trump attempted to be politically correct and it backfired. >> i was shocked, because i would be like where is my black? >> it was in there -- >> like crooked hillary. >> and it was in context, he was talking about all the support he is getting in his rallies from african-american. >> that is made up. >> there, so -- is there an egg more precious than a pigeon egg? a man discovered two eggs sitting in a nest and he had to have them. i'm sure he was able to procure them without incident. >> i swear to god, i'm going to grab the egg. i feel bad that i'm taking an

egg. [ screaming ] whoa, oh whoa! i need to take them! [ bleep ] take that egg! take that egg! [ bleep ]. >> okay. listen, i have more questions than the prosecuting attorney. panel, you must help me. first of all, kissel, i think you found this video, right? >> yes, first of all i'm a fan of horror movies, this is probably the worst thing i have ever seen in that style of filmmaking. >> did the man have a bird's nest in his sink? >> well, you do have to ask that. quite frankly if i knew that i would be a wealthier man than i am now. mother of the year, pigeon.

>> what do you think, tarlov? you're not supposed to take the egg, right? >> no, it's totally absurd, i couldn't believe it was real. the same question struck me first but i think this is a strong argument for hillary clinton's presidency. >> she will take care of it -- >> yeah, she will take care of america. >> pigeons, after they're hatched they stay under their mother for two months. they stay in the nest. that is the problem with this country under hillary clinton. everyone is going to be mooching off hillary, the government. >> but only for two months -- >> look, i find myself in odd solidarity with the pigeon on this one. not the hillary clinton -- >> as a father? >> no, this is like nature, nurture 101, the mama bear, i hope this guy comes to new york, walks through central park and has a pigeon do some justice.

>> i want to see the world's smallest egg that you make with the pigeon egg -- what do you do wi with it? >> all of our stories have eggs in them. >> if you to make an omelet, you have to bust some eggs. >> time to take a break, guys, fellows, oh, i didn't mean to say guys, oh, i said fellows, dang it, dudes. look, whether we come back, get ready to rock your quartet. oh, i said it again. tomshillue.com.

this is a fox news alert, i'm leah gabriel, our top story,

the passing after legend, the three-time heavyweight died in scottsdale, arizona, he was 74. joining us outside the hospital, matt, bring us up to date on what is happening there. >> reporter: hi, leah, it's very calm and quiet right now, we see people walking by, taking pictures looking into the window at the hospital. otherwise, it's very hot here, at least 90 degrees in scottsdale. we've seen a lot of police personnel and security. at one point there were about a dozen police officers in front of the main entrance of the hospital. people asked have you seen an ambulance, or any type of vehicle carrying the body of muhammad ali. i am sure the family will try to keep it as private and personal as possible. a family spokesperson said there will be press available here where they will reveal much more information about the burial process for muhammad ali.

h he will be buried in his hometown of louisville, kentucky. of course, a lot were tweeting, saying muhammad was their hero, george foreman, tweeting he was a beauty, i loved him. and tonight, he has died in arizona after a battle with a respiratory illness. leah? >> and matt, what can you tell us about his legacy and the impact of him living in the phoenix area in those last years? >> reporter: yeah, people we spoke to in the local papers reported him as being a giving man. a charitable man, just as everybody know s him as much as he tried to give back to the world he tried to give back to the community. and he also organized the parkinson's hospital, helping those who were stricken with the same disease that he had, leah. >> all right, matt, thank you for that report.

we remembered him as somebody who won an olympic medal, but he was so much more, he was a charitable man, fought parkinson's, as muhammad ali leaves us on this earth, he leaves us his legacy. i'm leah gabrielle. what we're working on is actually looking at -- >> come on girls, let's get cracking. >> girls? >> and yet it still happens. i know i get called feisty and ballsy behind my back, oh, and a bloke. >> no, i wouldn't call anyone a bloke, but i wouldn't be offended if you call me a bloke,

because i find australians adorable. just as you find me a ball buster. >> you called out the guys, hey, guys, could we have a meeting, guys what do you think? which i use all the time. >> so do i. >> and you point it out, and you're right. it's a problem, because i'm not a guy. >> no, look, and i have now removed that from my lexicon as best i can. >> thank god, he removed it from his lexicon. >> and she is not a guy, i'll tell you that. the campaign about diversity is certainly not trying to be the language police, using a language that perfectly described what they're trying to do. the strangest thing about this video, the sponsor's message at the end. >> jane, fosters beer. >> tarlov, have your people

taken hold of australia? what happened? australia, the land of paul hogan. >> no, they have been crazy before the social justice war here. i actually think that europe and their colonies have been on the forefront of crazy. >> well, colony -- >> and bloke is actually british. >> but what -- >> and it's so strange. >> but again, i'm blaming it on you and all of your cronies. >> because that is so fair. >> is it not a leftist movement? >> yeah, it's certainly lefty. this is a problem we discussed before, when you get upset about people saying guys, and we just don't want this bc culture, and then you end up with guys like donald trump saying where is my african-american? >> it's okay for trump to say it in the last segment -- >> no, we didn't, you two, did,

we did not. >> i said he was inclusive. >> what happened to the land of yahoo! serious -- let's remove the word, colony, that offended me. that is a little 20th century. it's a fourth community. i think that is a better term. >> look, we have it here, remember, there was a school district in nebraska, i talked about it on fox one time. they wanted a gender neutral for kids, they came up with purple penguins. everyone googled it. >> and read the story. >> here is the problem i have with this. guys, to me, frankly is gender neutral, i call everybody guys, teachers come into the classroom, hey, guys, open to chapter 5 today. that is not the problem, it's the fact we have to undermine any sort of gender type of qualification. somehow we're offending people

by insinuate -- did you really mean it when you said yes -- >> in terms of where the conversation is moving, i don't feel that way although i have tremendous sympathy and empathy for somebody who is struggling with their identity and feels they were born in the wrong body, right? >> we're talking about the office and men and women, joanne, how about a compromise, guys and guys who make less money, how about that? >> we should be not caring about this, because us gals need to worry about you know equal pay. there is bigger fish to fry into well, that is it, isn't it? he said the little things, that is what this guy did -- >> when you have a problem in the office, that is great, and if you take offense by a man calling you honey or cutting you off or talking over you, which many have done to me, i just write them off, they're on my my black list. and done. you are for shame in my book.

but i don't do anything passive/aggressive about you, i just write you off. >> i just don't talk to them anymore. >> just ignore it. >> and that is the worst to a guy, when a gal won't talk to us, it really gets us. >> god knows, that is my point every single day. they don't understand, i identify with a woman what is if 6, and they keep calling me big. there was not one person of diversity in the entire ad. i am sure that they have some people that are a minority. i mean, it was whiter than the curling at the olympics, or some sort of bizarre swedish bath house. the average state of the union address is presented to us at a seventh grade level, i think we

need to stop dumbing down our nation. and coming up, what is next with andrew levy? and don't forget the pod cast. subscribe on radio.

time to find out what we got wrong and what we missed from andy levy in the news segment. >> do i have to say it every time -- >> yes, you do, it's in my contract. facial recognition will soon end

anonymity. tintin you said there were 2,500 surveillance cameras in the world. there are 7 billion people in te the world? >> 7 billion? >> yeah, it's a hair higher than 25 million. i do have to say, there would be one camera for every person in the world -- >> at least one on every light post in post. >> yeah, at least. >> tony, you brought up more than one person being afraid of shooting video with their iphones, but they can not only shoot video of you, they can know exactly who you are. >> everyone knows who i am. that is not a problem. >> that must be awful. >> highest rated cable news show. >> thank you. thanks for the question, though. >> absolutely. >> kissel, do you think this facial recognition thing will

work? >> well, i'm only concerned because this will change, take a look at this picture from back in the day. >> this was -- i was 18, 19 years old. >> you were fine. >> yes, yeah, you see the crib in the background. but i was just wondering if you think that it would recognize me now. >> i think you look exactly the same, man. >> oh, you had great hair, though. >> i did have good hair, thank you, tom. >> you get all the wallet size photos? >> yeah, they charged me double. >> sometimes you see people on the street, and you're not sure if you know them or if they're a celebrity, and every time i have to say it's andy, we work together. >> i forget, because it's when you dye your hair the next day you look very different. >> yeah, because some days i do it and some days i don't. >> jessica, you said you loved that this technology is being

used in russia. yeah, i love that's called find face, because it sounds like that is the way a russian would explain what it does. also, i think we have a picture of you and ggl? >> it's not bad -- you're so phenomenal. i know, used to be way worse. in middle school. and now, you know. i'm accomplished enough to go with it. some men have found me attractive in life, but that is so crazy, isn't it? >> well, i find you attractive for the first time. >> absolutely amazing. >> you're a sport. i'll tell you that. >> by the way, the only person not worried about this facial recognition technology are devout muslim women. that will be all of us in the future. if you don't want to be seen, you have to wear a hijab.

>> no, the hijab -- >> wait, andy levy, you're probably wrong. could you say that a little louder? >> the nikab -- sounds like he knows what he is talking about. >> he is in front of a computer. i don't know what is happening. >> i'm not in front of the computer. it's off to the side. violent anti-trump protesters. help me understand this, tony, suspending this guy, what does the suspension mean? he believes what he wrote, he is not apologizing. so either what he wrote is okay, in which case they should not have suspended him. or that it's not. what is the point of suspending him and having him coming back next week. >> do you recognize the number of people being suspended in relation to this campaign -- he said it. his website supports this type of stuff.

look, obviously, you know what you're getting. if he is not doing the violence, i don't think he should be necessarily suspended for saying something he believes. i am a free speech guy. >> i think the expense would be something like a vacation. >> and this was available last night, and ezra klein sat on it. first amendment, he didn't hurt anyone with it. yet. >> he destroyed the egg. >> i'm emotionally hurt. >> not really a first amendment issue for fox to hire or suspend somebody. >> no, no, for what they wrote on twitter, to express an opinion. >> tom, you said to jessica that all of these protesters seem to be her people. look, i'm all for taking cheap shots at hillary clinton supporters but this one i don't think is true. the violent protesters don't seem to identify as democrats or

even liberals. i believe they're calling themselves anarchists. >> i think tarlov agrees with me on this -- >> yeah, they're middle aged white women. the core demographic of cleanin supporters. >> kissell, you said if you had eggs thrown at you, you have to out-protest the protesters. >> eat the fist, throw back the bottle with a little liquid in it. >> your comedy should be called eat the fist. tony, regarding trump saying where is my african-american, i agree with you he was looking for a specific guy? but come on, you are not pretending that where is my

african-american, is normal? >> is anything normal in 2016? i think donald trump is clearly who he is, he categoryizes, in this case he went down that road. i'm over the fact we have to now play by the rules and be a lot more respectful and add decorum. >> i don't think it was disrespectful. he was not saying where is my guy -- >> he wouldn't give him a nickname. >> because you could be suspended. >> that is right, that is my nickname for african-american. >> it seems like trump does what you don't like people on the left doing. -- owe. >> guy tries to steal a pigeon egg, i still can't believe we didn't believe with this, you said andy we can't leave. >> it's his segment, i can't clarify. >> no, you can clarify, i just

lied. >> for the record, tom wanted to leave with -- >> an important story, you said you can't make an omelet without breaking a few eggs, we don't really know who said it first. apparently i can't get to the work place story. i want to say tony, i googled purple penguins and now i'm pretty sure i'm going to be fired. thanks for that. >> thank you, andy. we got to take a break. when we come back learn how to stop your spouse from cheating on you. netflix cheating, that is.

this is a fox news alert, i'm lea gabrielle, news on the passing of muhammad ali. the champ died monday, he was 74 years old. joining us is adam housley. what can you tell us at this hour, adam? >> reporter: yeah, lea, the family right now has asked for the privacy from this devastating news. we know a significant portion of his family was with him when he passed away in scottsdale. there will be a press conference

tomorrow about noon, we're told it will take place -- we're not sure if family will speak at that point. but we do expect to hear at least more of a plan. we do know that ali will be buried in louisville, his hometown. we know the flags there were ordered to be put at half staff tomorrow in honor of this great man. and we're getting all sorts of feedback from family and friends in scottsdale, what he meant to that community. so many people are heartbroken there as the news has come in. ali had been in this place a number of times in recent years, where they said the end was imminent. he had beaten back several times, but unfortunately tonight he did not win this battle after winning so many over so many years, lea. >> yes, adam, i know you have been watching reactions from around the world. can you tell us and share with us some of the reactions you have been seeing? >> reporter: yeah, for example, manny pacquiao tweeted, we lost

a giant in talent, but not nearly as much as mankind that benefitted from his humanity. people from the nfl, it is unbelievable, martina navratilova tweeted you were jailed and shunned for the same reasons that made you a hero. it goes on and on, it's just as if anybody and everybody had something to say about the passing of muhammad ali. tonight, we also know that paul simon was playing in berkeley, the musician, and he dedicated his song, the boxer, to muhammad ali. and scotty pippin, just one after another, many of course were the first ones to weigh in. we're starting to hear from politicians now, donald trump has weighed in. other people have weighed in, as

well. the clintons have weighed in. we're waiting for a statement from the press, we have not yet gotten that yet. we do expect it at some point. right now on social media especially it has just been one after another. there are a ton of hash tags that are out there right now that have gotten at least 500,000 mentions if not more. some are a million if not more, go, to cassius clay, to muhammad ali. all sorts of quotes famous, he said i hated every minute of training but don't quit, suffer now and live the rest of your life as a champion. one of the many quotes by this man who has touched so many people over the years i should say. all the things he accomplished. not only inside the boxing ring but outside. we do expect to hear more of a plan of when muhammad ali will be laid to rest for louisville. you can expect public outpouring of support to continue tonight into tomorrow. also from professional sports as

well. you do have the nhl and their finals, you have the nba and their finals, the major league baseball, you can expect all of them currently playing in the u.s. will have moments of silence, for muhammad ali. soccer playing as well. you will see a lot of tributes, lea, as the day moves on tomorrow. as some argue he was one of the greatest athletes to walk the earth passed away. >> certainly, he was so loved here and throughout the world. adam, thank you. and as he leaves this world behind he leaves a legacy that goes so far beyond his boxing titles. muhammad ali fought in the ring in his earlier years, fought parkinson's in his later years and fought for social issues throughout. the three-time olympic champion and gold medal winner leaves his star on hollywood's walk of fame. muhammad ali, the greatest,

passes on at 74. i'm lea gabrielle. >> and lea, how are they going to do taxes together if they argue over netflix. but i have the problem with my girlfriend and i -- >> you have a girlfriend? >> no, not really -- sometimes -- >> that is news to me. >> i thought we were going to have giant babies. >> oh, we will, can't wait to do it. i'll just explain away happened when guy went to the smoke joint in tennessee. >> she does not exist. >> no, she doesn't, i have never been with a woman -- >> if your happiness is predicated on watching a netflix show together, you got some marital problems and should look up a therapist. you take -- watch it together again. what is the big deal.

chances are you missed something from the first time. >> there are shows to watch together that is not so episodic, like cheers, if you miss an episode and catch right back up it's fine. >> number one, they're still alcoholics. >> norm is still at the bar. >> comedies, you skip the episodes, dramas, you have to watch them again. coming up, what do astronauts really want? if you said a pillow, you're close.

united airlines did 12,000 hours of research into what people want. they found travellers really want complimentary in-seat fondue. it's a real surprise. actually, they want mattresses. so this week, united unveiled a new business class that featured individual pause for very long international flights. items include pajamas, and gel-cooled pillows.

i wonder what our friend tom carter would say. >> you know i hate the people who fly first class, i hate them, they get to board before the rest of us, and when they leave, they have to do our little poverty parade past them. >> what do you think? are you jealous of people in first class? >> my dad has cut me off a little -- it's like fully cut off. no, i think that -- it looks great. obviously, i think it's ridiculous to spend 12,000 hours researching this. people just don't like being on planes. i don't think it matters what you do, whether you're in first class or in the back. >> i like planes. >> you do? why do you like planes? >> because i don't travel a lot so i still find it exciting and endearing. i like the window seat and i like when they ask if you would

like free peanuts or the pretzels, or cookies, and i i'm like can i have all three? >> i told shepherd smith that people like to travel, he thought i was crazy. i said the reason why people like to travel, you can't contact them. there are no cell phones, you obviously love peanuts, i think alcohol, all you can drink would be the simplest, happiest and cheapest solution for airlines to put people to sleep. just give us free alcohol. i'm a very happy guy. >> have to agree with you. you don't become a jerk, you become a hero. that is what happens, every flight needs one. aka, a drunk person on the lookout for some terrorism -- >> you know what i thought, i thought you were going to say you just want more leg room. >> of course i want more leg room, i watched the film "up," and i saw that about the having more leg room.

every plane needs a chocolate fountain. >> that is it. and every person deserves a chocolate fountain, let's do the whole thing, joanne nosuchinsky, jessica tarlov, that does it for me.

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