to nagasaki, immediately after we dropped the atomic bomb. he died at a very young age, almost 40 years ago, ahead of his time of head and neck cancer. thanks for joining us tonight. give your dad a hug. hi. i'm greg gutfeld, now with a new minty fresh flavor. here's what's coming up. >> does america still unite in times of tragedy? or are we letting our differences take over? i say yes. and if you disagree with me, you're a dumb jerk. saying the words "radical islam." president obama says it doesn't matter. a former radical islamist says it does and he's going to tell you why. plus, not happy with your choices for president? a new poll says you're not alone. and i mean, a survey, not a polish person. i've missed you america. it's been a hell of a week.

let's welcome tonight's guests. he slayed bin laden and then he slayed my heart. former u.s. navy s.e.a.l. and fox news contributor, rob o'neil. she saves on electricity, because she's always so lit. it's our lovable lush, joanna satinski. he's sharp and funny like scissors that slip on a banana peel, rob long, tv, writer, and producer of ricochet.com. if hating everything were an olympic event, she would win the gold, silver, and bronze and then throw them in the garbage. "national review" reporter, kat timf. he sings harder than a swarm of yellow jackets that put their cigarettes out on your tongue. comedian nick kapalo.

but first, all right, when something really, really evil happens like orlando, the press often seek silver linings, villa heartwarming stories. for example, the people who gave blood. the airlines that offered free flights. the restaurants that handed out the free meals. this next story is not one of those stories. a peace vigil was held for the orlando dead at the university of missouri. initially for the victims, one speaker made it about herself, denouncing the white people who came there to grieve. >> i was really nervous to get up here, because there's a lot of white people in the crowd. and that wasn't a joke. i thought i would take the moment to just like, list out some facts that many of you probably don't know, because you're white. >> isn't she special? imagine her wedding toast.

oh, i would like to congratulate the bride and groom, if they weren't descendants of white racist who is enslaved my people. a typical social justice warrior, she probably won't take aspirin because it's white. here is more of her dripping continu condescending vocal fry. >> i'm tired of the black and white dichotomy that happens every time we talk about race or anything that goes on in our country. as much as it's awesome there are so many people here today, but it's like, who are you really here for? >> it's like a cross between microphone feedback and vomit. finally, finally, a gay married couple in the audience finally had enough and heckled her. [ whistling ] >> hey, hey! no, no!

>> hey, hey. no, no! good for them. here they are afterwards. >> you're segregating us. right there on stage, you're segregating us. >> i'm tired of our community that everything has to be divided into color, into race. >> what did you come here expecting today? >> i expected a community to come together. everyone. >> and what did you get instead? >> i got someone speaking on stage that tried to make it all about her culture. >> so, you know this country's got a problem when we can't even hold a vigil together. no longer unifying in the face of an evil, we must endure loser as, who complain that terror victims get more attention than they do. another example on twitter, a chicago-based leftist, they have them there, with over 11,000 followers, her name is bre ann ofsnarth said he didn't care that the child at disney world was killed by an alligator because the dad's white. surprised?

not me. identity politics is all about victim vultures, fighting over who gets the most vigils, the most candles, the most attention. instead of coming together, the impulse is to stake out blame, victimhood, and assert moral superiority. who's to blame for orlando? "huffington post" blamed christians. "the new york times" blamed republicans. the "daily news" blamed the nra. a bishop -- a bishop -- blamed catholics. and everybody's blaming guns. including the killer's awful complicit wife. where could she have learned that from? yet no one is blaming radical islam, even when the culprit cheered and celebrated it. i always thought labels mattered. if you called yourself something, we had to embrace it. isn't that part of identity politics? but not so with islamism. suddenly, that's the only label we must ignore. but what do i know? i'm just a proud black lesbian trapped in a white man's body.

>> period! >> i'm going to go to rob long, first. thank you for your service. >> you're very welcome. i enjoyed serving the country on television. >> yes. >> writing tv jokes. >> go. >> i've got to say, they think that the world should be like their newsfeed. >> right. >> on facebook or twitter. right, it's curatcurated, just stuff i want to see all the time. and if you bring your newsfeed into my newsfeed, i get really mad. these people didn't really care what happened in orlando. that was kabuki theater to them. just an excuse to get in their newsfeed line. >> i'll call you rob the hero and i'll call you other rob. applauding other rob. all right. this division, isn't this kind of -- i hate saying "this is what the terrorists want," because it's such a cliche, but this is exactly what they want. they want an america that can't unify. >> this is exactly what they want. we're not talking about the root of the problem. it was in orlando as a result of what's happening in syria,

because a guy that's obviously crazy first, you know, he went to them because the terrorists want -- they're just pushing out there. don't just kill people, be seen on tv killing people. and it's because of the radical form of sunni islam. that's what it is. and we come back here, and all of a sudden we're making it about everything. it's the blame game on everything. and all of a sudden it's like you're getting more attention than i'm getting, because i -- it's like who's arguing in chile's over who's got the louder fajitas. >> but the blame game thing, it's like toxic masculinity, right? it's like, yeah, i have no doubt that this dude was very sexist, he was a fan of isis. isis, kind of sexist, right? kind of homophobic. these aren't separate motives. these are manifestations of the same motive, and they're sitting there like, yeah, well, he would have called me by the wrong pronoun. he just shot 49 people to death! why don't we just talk just about that! i've had it! >> you have had it. >> we have an angry blond over

there, nick. be careful! all right, nick, who do you blame for this divide? because we have to blame somebody. >> well, you're saying it's what the terrorists want. it's what the democratic party wants. us to divide into a million pieces. that's what they want. i watch this like porn. it gets me excited to see liberals attacking and eating each other. it's better than porn for me. i'm 54, you know. >> do you do it on mute? >> do i do what? >> do you watch on mute? >> which one? >> no, no, i have to have the audio. i want to hear the slapping and crying. >> speaking of media, shifting gears, it's all identity politics. it's like we're all drunk on identity politics. and even the most sobering of tragedies can't keep people from putting down the bottle. it's like, that's all people -- it's a reflex almost at this point. and people aren't taking the time to really honor the victims. it's so self-indulgent, it gets a little disgusting when you see videos like that. >> it's also -- yeah.

i have no speech, but you're going to applaud. but it's also weird because the actual story is so bananas. i mean, this guy is such a bottle of -- this omar mateen guy is such a bundle of crazy that actually, you know, it's plenty for us all to feast on. he is a villain for not only the people in orlando, but he's a bi villain for that woman in mazoo. >> but that's what isis is. isis is, yeah, they're sexist, they're isis! >> and they hate all of us. so can't we like all unify? >> and they were trying to make it, is this a hate crime? is this a terrorism crime? well, it's kind of all of them. >> you know what's amazing, too, there were people who were actually bringing up the fact like christians aren't that great either. they do that weird deflection. >> i'm so sick of that. like the abortion clinic terrorists, you know in 2015 alone, more people were killed in 2015 alone by taking selfies

than at an abortion clinic. nice little stat there. >> that's a great stat. that's why i don't take selfie. i stay away from it. you know what this is? we've lost the ability to call someone nuts. like, if after pearl harbor, somebody started talking about white privilege or the offensiveness of zoot suits, we would laugh them off the planet. but now we -- now every opinion is respected. >> but you're saying "we." left? >> yes. >> seriously? >> yes. >> but seriously. i don't -- >> yeah. >> i thought of those people as americans in orlando. that was the first thing, it was an attack on home soil. what's it matter -- seriously. talking to the liberal on the panel, it's scary. >> but i'll be honest. when i was looking at my phone and i was overseas and the time was crazy and i saw this flash, and this thing was happening in orlando. and then everything stops in my brain, like, i just need to know the name of the guy. i need to know the name of the guy. like, that's wrong. the guy is evil no matter what. but i need to know the name

first, because i need to know how this is all going to shake out. >> how is that wrong? >> if it's harold montesku iii, i'm like, we're in trouble. >> this week, cia director john brennan told congress about the strength of isis and the potential for more attacks on us. i would say we're kidding. >> we judge that isil is training and attempting to deploy operatives for further attacks. isil has a large cadre of western fighters who could potentially serve as operatives for attacks in the west. and the group is probably exploring a variety of means for infiltrating operatives into the west, including in refugee floes, smuggling routes, and illegitimate methods to have travel. >> geez. i wonder who saw that coming. [ bell dinging ] >> got to admit, you know, he's been screaming about this, rob.

all right. sometimes we go out and we have a few drinks and you told me how exactly to solve cyisis. can you give us your prescription? >> the thing with isis -- isis, there are a lot of things. you know, they're racist, they're homophobic, they're not liars. they told us a lot of things they're going to do, and one of the things, not only want to, but we will use the migrant floe to get our fighters to where we're going. so long story short, we need to get boots on the ground in syria, crush the capital of raqqah, prove it's not divine. we can do that with the marine corps. it will be a big deal, but we're able to handle them. once we take out that divine capital, people are going to realize it's not what they thought it was and they're going to stop the recruitment. right now the director of the cia says they're expanding, they're getting bigger than what they are. because everyone sees this place as, you can't touch us here. no problem. >> they're validating the fantasy. you've got to destroy the fantasy. >> the problem is, it's not really a fantasy to them. it's biblical. they honestly believe to a point that when mohamed comes back, jesus will come with him and

fight alongside the muslims. they really believe that. i wish i was making this up. >> and where does buddha fit into their plans? >> buddha's driving the spaceship. >> you have to degrade isis. like he said, nobody wants to join a loser. when eli manning got drafted, he didn't go to the chargers, he went to the -- they were 2 and 14. we have to turn isis into the jacksonville jaguars of religion. >> or at least the washington generals. >> or the generals. >> i agree, now we're using these words like mastermind. we should just be like, yeah, you're ugly, you know? you're not cool. >> but how do you destroy the radical ideology. that's the thing. if you get rid of the group, how do you -- >> but to what rob was saying, that they have this belief that they are establishing a state. if they take that away from them, they no longer have -- the ideology suffers. >> they're still going to believe it's coming, but that this wasn't the time. everything they're doing right now, as morbid as it sounds, they beheaded a guy by the name of peter cassig.

they'll be like, this isn't it now. but it's going to have to be -- >> really? >> yeah, it's all -- they believe everything in the koran that happens. and we can't do it through military might alone. we need to do a lot -- there's got to be some education, because since the koran was written and we put a man on the moon, kind of a lot's happened since then. >> not according to a lot of the readers of the koran. we've got to come on. we've got more coming to your eye and ear hole, so stick around, including my theory about a secret device we can use to fight terror. it rhymes with gun.

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so i have a theory. imagine you're experiencing a medical emergency like a heart attack or a stroke or you fell on a neck massager in your friend's basement. but you have this device that when you push a button, it turns you into an expert physician. somehow this magical gadget downloads all of the world's medical expertise into your brain so you can actually treat yourself, you can save your own life and others. even better, you avoid going to the hospital where medical mistakes are the third leading cause of death in america, killing 250,000 people. so if you can heal yourself immediately with this doohickey, i said doohickey, just think how many lives could be saved overall. enough with this fantasy. i want you to take that hypothetical story and replace "medical emergency" with "act of terror." what if there were a device that you could have that turns you into a capable savior when terror strikes? oh, wait, there is one. it's called a gun.

it's pretty much -- it's pretty much anti-venom for the snake that is terror. so if you wish you had medical expertise to save a choking sibling, why wouldn't you want a gun to shoot a rapist or a terrorist? if orlando proved anything, it's that a gun beats calling 911. and it looks like this idea is spreading. in the days after the massacre, a gun shop owner in denver not only saw spikes in sales, he saw more gay and lesbian customers and a gay pro-gun group called the peek pistols claims their membership doubled. so if a few people had this magical device, would things have been different? i have no idea, but i can't imagine it being much worse. anyway, that's my theory. all right. i'll go to you, nick, first. what do you think of my theory? a gun is essentially a medical device. right? >> i guess. >> that's crazy, but it's true. >> yeah, my grandmother has one

hanging around her neck, when she falls, she shoots it in the air. it's a flare gun. >> okay, rob, do you think -- >> hero rob or other rob? >> that's true. rob the hero. >> okay, so i'll answer. >> so does my theory make sense? >> by right-wing -- >> you are a right-wing nut, but the second amendment is designed to protect the weak. that's why it's there. it's designed to protect innocent citizens from what the founders thought was going to be the tyranny of the government or whatever, but also just innocent people. armed minorities is the -- you know, what if slaves had had guns. armed minorities, armed groups that are hated, targeted groups is not a bad way to start protecting those groups, protecting yourself. it's not a bad thing. i think the pink pistols are a great thing. >> it's like after an islamic act of terror, shouting about guns is like shouting about

matches after an act of arson. like completely obliterate the act itself. >> from the first day we taught was the way to defeat a stop is to kill it. how to stop a vehicle, maybe put one of the engine block -- no, you shoot the driver. so you meet force with force at the point of origin. and a gun -- if you set a gun down on the table and no one touches it, it's not going to hurt anybody. it's the ill will that's behind it. and, you know, if you have armed people protecting themselves, it took the cops 3 1/2 hours to get in there. i don't know why i'm not going to judge their tactics, but if someone was armed inside, look at what happened in texas, there was a muhammad contest and one cop killed them both. >> the time it takes to get the second gun to the incident dictates how many casualties there are. >> and even growing up in montana, my grandmother gave me great advice, you can get a lot further than a kind word and a gun than you can with just a kind word. >> yes, that's true.

>> joanne, you have many kind words. how do you feel about guns? >> i'm not the expert on that by any means. >> do you think we're going -- we have this political culture now where it splits in two. you're either for or against. and you have to join a team. >> it seems like in every event that happens, you're divide up. you don't even get to pick teams, you're just assigned to them. congress will be voting, after that filibuster, there will be a vote about stricter background checks, which i wouldn't necessarily say is a bad thing, but then you also should be voting on, you should also be voting on stricter visa enforcement. >> right. >> because it's not just the one issue. if it's about making america safer and protecting citizens here, it's not just a one-issue fix. you need to look at all the facets that will make us safe. >> well, okay, yeah, but the thing about that is if you look, for example, talking about making it harder for people, you can't buy gun ifs you're on the fbi wash list, that's not even a thing that we should be debating. not some do we have the second

amendment, which is that we have the fifth amendment that says you can't take away someone's second amendment rights or any other rights without due process. this is a random list that doj officials just put names on. don't talk to me about it, talk to the constitution! >> but -- >> but due process claus to the country is very important. the grassley/cornyn bill that will get a vote on monday suggests a three-day waiting period for law enforcement to go to a judge and get that sale annulled. >> that's with the democrats -- >> but then it comes down to a judge. is he liberal or conservative? it comes down to that again. it does come back to politics. >> it does always come down to a judge. the very least they should do is if you are in favor of gun control of any kind, you should at least know something about guns. you shouldn't be able to say, i've never touched one or held one, i don't even know -- the machine gun he was using or whatever nonsense --

>> you know what i love, "daily news," it's such a cliche. the thing that kills me, this was an act of terror and we are talking about guns. it's infuriating. so they send reporters to go to a firing range and they talk about, ow, the smell of sulfur. he's like, oh, the gun, it bruised me. and it was -- he's talking as though he went through some kind of ordeal and it's just so fake. it's so fake. >> because the truth is, anybody that's ever fired a gun, especially one of those, you think, damn, this is cool. like, that's your first honest reaction. i want to get one of these. this is awesome. it's not like, oh, my god, the thing's going to explode. >> but it could also save your life. this gun argument is a luxury for people who have bodyguards and are -- talk about the poor who live in neighborhoods where the cops don't get there in time, they should be able to defend themselves, but guns are too expensive. and when president obama ridiculed the idea of having more guns in places, he

thought -- he called that, that was like the opposite of common sense, no! they attack gun-free zones. a gun-free zone not common sense. >> how many people, gun control advocates, have a gun-free zone sign on their front lawn at home. >> yeah. >> none of them. >> i'm going to put beware of the dog and i don't even have a dog. >> i have a recording of a dog, chihuahua. but i don't want take my survival tips from liberals. they're the ones that told me if i'm walking down the street at 2:00 in the morning and the crips and bloods are hanging out and i cross the street i'm a racist. i should go right through them. i don't take my survival tips from obama or anybody else. hillary. >> up next why is the president still refusing to use the phrase "radical islam." stick around. growing up, we were german. we danced in a german dance group. i wore lederhosen. when i first got on ancestry

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the president wrong on that point, but the first step to defeating radical islam, you've got to name it. refuse and you end up increasing fear and hysteria. he calls it the voldemort effect. i wouldn't know what that is. i don't watch "star wars." joining us once again from london, a former islamist who spent time in an egyptian prison -- who hasn't? he's now doing yeoman's work as an outspoken critic as islamism and a regular speaker on the roots of radicalization. he's also the cofounder and chairman of quillium, a counter-extremism organization. thank you for joining us. i know it's very late out there. >> yes, it is. you can payche me back later. >> i always wonder, because what you're doing now has to put you in a bit of danger. do you travel under a pseudonym? do you often worry about your own health? >> yeah, i mean, naturally. but, look, anything that i'm

facing now in terms of consequences for my work isn't anything that i haven't faced in my islamist years when i attempted to incite an uprising against hosni mubarak in egypt and faced torture in his dungeons. so one becomes accustomed to it. i've known a life of violence from the age of 15 onward, so it's not really -- obviously, i take caution, and i'm very careful in telling people where i am and what my travel plans are. but at the end of the day, i've always been driven by a passion for what i believe in. and i've not let anyone telling me not to stand in the way. >> just in case, i came up with some pseudonyms for you. some names you canned travel under. sven hotman. clive pecks. pretty good. dirk harder. like that? all right. enough of this silliness. why is the president, i'm trying to figure out, he's a smart guy, why is he so stubborn on this particular point? >> yes, uyou induced the

voldemort effect earlier, just to explain that for some people who perhaps may confuse it with "star wars." the point is that in the harry potter novels, j.k. rowling uses this very intelligent device of the evil character who's named voldemort, the people are so scared of, they're so petrified, that two things happen. one is they can't even bring themselves to admit that voldemort is alive. and two, even if he were to be alive, they cannot bring themselves to name it. that's how scared they are of the bad guy. so instead they refer to him as "he who must not be named." and it takes a small child called harry potter, no analogy intended, to have the courage then to actually utter voldemort's name and insist he's alive. what i see president obama doing and i caveat this very carefully as saying, i speak as a liberal, i speak as a muslim. i ran as a liberal democrat parliamentary candidate here in london and lost. but my critique of obama isn't partisan. i am just fed up. i am entirely exhausted by the

obfuscation, the denialism, the double standards in this debate. president obama is playing politics with evil. he is so scared of offending people that he would rather assassinate people without any accountability. say he has a kill list, everybody knows he has a kill list. he would rather send drones illegally into countries. he would rather arbitrarily kill than offend a muslim. and as a liberal, i would rather offend someone than send someone out to assassinate them without due process. i would rather have that civil society debate, and by the only way to have that is naming exactly what i'm challenging. why is it we're able to name naziism the national socialist movement, in other words known as naziism. why is it we're able to name communism? why is it we're able to name all forms of ideologies. when it comes to this one, somehow the standards that we have when we say you must give evil a name fall by the nameside, and instead we say

politics with evil. and it's incredibly dangerous. the people that suffer from this, greg, are minority muslim members of the minority communities, the minorities within those. i call them the minority within the the minority. that's the gay muslims, the feminine muslims, the liberal secular muslims, the ex-muslims. all of these are minorities within the muslim minority community and are struggling to have a voice and clearly orlando demonstrates they are facing severe discrimination and prejudice. that means providing them with a lexicon, so they can have that argument. if you deny them that lexicon, you're denying them a language with which to even have that argument, so it only increases the hysteria, as the analogy with the voldemort effect demonstrates in the harry potter novels. it only increases the paranoia, and of course then you're going to witness a backlash. >> i have to say, you answered every single one of my questions with one single answer.

i've got to roll. i've got to go now. because you just -- when you look at -- just one brief answer. when you look at the political candidates that are running in america, who do you think best addresses this problem? >> oh, listen, i'm -- >> it's trump, isn't it? i know you don't want to admit it -- >> look, to -- to make it very clear, i'm no supporter of trump. i know you are and this is a -- i'm fox at the end of the day. but i am exasperated. i really am genuinely frustrated. i feel that these guys have -- it's a betrayal. i call it the great liberal betrayal. they have betrayed secular liberal reformist muslims and i will not forget this betrayal. >> all right, thank you so much. look forward to having you on again. all right, coming up, i fry an egg on my head and share it with the audience. but first, a new poll shows many of us are unhappy with both presidential candidates. good thing there are plenty of primary states that still have to vote, right? with my moderate to severe ulcerative colitis,

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shows, 70% of americans don't care for the donald, while 55% feel the same about the hills. meanwhile, hillary picked up a big endorsement this week. here's e.t. speaking with oprah. >> how do you feel about us having the first female president? >> i believe this is going to happen. and this is the truth, it's about time we made this decision. it's a seminole moment for women. it says, anything is possible. yes, when you can be leader of the free world. >> seminole moment. anything is possible, like when you won that car on oprah. >> everybody gets a car! you get a car! you get a car sclt you g! you get a car!

>> wow! all right. let's just take it around. i'm start with you, rob. okay, i'm no math whiz, but 70% of voters against you. it doesn't sound promising for trump, but does it matter? if it's the lesser of two evils, he's still less -- >> neither side likes the other. i mean, hillary was pretty much anointed since it started. donald trump can be labeled everything, you know, racist, hom homophobe, all that stuff, and a what do we have left? david french. and we have bernie sanders who's kind of likable, but still the guy on your porch yelling to get off your lawn while he combs his hair with a balloon. not a lot of option out there. >> i've tried that. all you do is a get a shock. it's actually kind of arousing, joanne. you should try it at my place afterwards. i don't even know what that meant, but -- >> i will not clean your apartment. but at this point, it's like, who will screw up more? i don't think anyone can gain favorability at this point. but they've been doing this for

over a year now. i also think it's sad that -- >> what the hell's going on? >> that might be me. i also think it's sad that the first presidential debate -- >> you getting -- >> the first presidential debate between, i'm assuming, it will be the two of them, is september 26th, which i feel like is kind of late in the game. i think that voters' minds are going to be made up at that point. >> yes, and it's just a couple weeks after my birthday, rob. >> happy birthday to you! >> i know. >> i think i know where we're going to be for your birthday. >> well, it's going to be applebee's. >> that, i knew. >> when you hit 48. it's applebee's. >> 48? okay. we'll just -- we're all going to go with 48. we're all going to go with 48. >> what do you think? >> well, first of all, it's weird to see that one of the richest women in the world, one of the most powerful women in the world, oprah winfrey talk about how, i'm so proud of -- now anything's possible. i would this oprah winfrey being like $3 billion, $4 billion, that pretty much proves that anything can happen already, right? but i also feel like that those

numbers are really bad. they're bad for hillary, but pretty catastrophic for trump. there is a reason people are looking at their wives and thinking, 70% unfavorable across all tabs is not good for him. it's not good for that. that ticket's going to. i mean, easy prediction to make. it's going to be 10-point, 14-point blowout for hillary clinton in november. >> my theory, kat, is that nothing matters until the debates. >> i think so too. i want to say, first of all, for the record, hillary clinton, oprah winfrey, there are no two people i would rather be in the same room with less than those two. i really don't like her. >> that's just mean. >> no, the people that -- >> are you racist? >> the people that support trump, they may not even like him, who support him, because of what he represents as this idea of, i hate the establishment, we want to take down the establishment. it doesn't even matter what he says or does, which is a hell of a thing to have going for you. >> it's great. it's really great. he can say anything. >> mm-hmm.

and in the debates, he'll be more entertaining. she'll be absolutely gut-wrenchingly, vomit-inducing to listen to, as always. and i -- don't -- you agree, okay? >> yeah, but she's -- >> and i think that it will make a difference. i think his numbers will go up. >> it's good to be a jerk. you can still be a great leader. she's a crook. >> yeah. i mean, if -- >> i figured i'd get bleeped. >> here's my theory on trump. he says a lot of wrong things, but he's kind of right or he is right on two big things. he's right on terror and pretty right on immigration since it's linked to terror. you could almost forgive him when he's wrong on other things, but she, her experience, she's not good. that's the -- you have -- you don't have experience with him. you have experience with her. but her experience is bad. does that make sense? >> she's never accomplished anything! she hasn't accomplished anything. we keep talking about this as if we don't have any information. we have 70% unfavorables. wake up!

>> we are in denial. >> we're not -- >> and everything's just like it was in every other election. that's why we have our nominee, jeb bush. >> it's not magic town. >> she's been around for 40 years. >> oh, some magic going to happen in this debate. he is hated by 70% of the people across -- >> right now. right now. >> it's no -- she's going to -- he's broke. she's going to spend $100 million defining him. they going to do to him what they did to mitt romney before the convention and do to him what the swift votes did to kerry. he is going to be toast. get over it. stop fantasizing. >> all right. >> i've never -- >> don't ever tell me to stop fantasizing. don't ever tell me to stop fantasizing, because i won't be thinking about you. >> that's true. >> all right. coming up, i juggle a family of tiny chipmunks. but first, should women have to register for the draft? the senate thinks so, but who cares what they think? it's my show. get yourwn show, sthath. what's it like to be in good hands? like finding new ways

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this week, the senate approved a military policy bill, which for the first time, would require women to register for the draft. the law would apply to any young women who turns 18 after january

1st, 2018. remember that, joanne, it was like 20 years ago. saying women must also listen listening to maroon five. said john mccain, the fact is, every single leader in this country, men and women, members of the military leadership believe that it's fair since we opened up all aspects of the military to women that they would also be registering for selective services. ted cruz, you remember him, disagreed adding, the idea that we should conscript joining girls to combat makes little or no sense. i could not vote for a bill that did so, particularly without public debate. he then turned into a bat and flew off into the night. [ applause ] any way, it's economical. let's go to the person with the most military experience here. joanne, what do you make of

this? >> well, she dated a lot of guys. >> hey! i love this actually. as a feminist, this is amazing. i think it's important that young adults get some patriotism. that's really lacking, i think, with young eer millennials. girls, if you are like me and you can't do a pushup, you're not going to be like assigned a combat position you can't do. but using your talents in a way that can help our country is a wonderful thing. >> what do you think, rob? >> i agree with that, too. if they don't lower the standards and you can do it, but i think there should never be a draft, but if we're going to be equal opportunity -- >> i'm not going. look at this right here, you know? this is disgusting. these are not terror fighting

arms. i can fight terror on this couch giving hot takes for america. they agree. not going. >> you do have tiny arms. >> the internet tells me so every day. >> if you even had a walnut, you could see it floating down your arms. instead of working out, eat a walnut and you'll have biceps. >> you're like a blond olive oil. >> i think it's stupid. actually, there's no patriotism here. you sign a thing at the post office, and you're done. we don't have a draft in this country and we shouldn't have a draft in this country. we shouldn't make 18-year-old boys do it. it's this weird, kabuki nonsense

that carter started. there's no reason for us to have it. it's like a pointless -- more pointlessness from the senate. >> i'm going to move on from this. i think it's just an interesting topic to discuss on a show. >> w >> they got bigger problems than this stupid garbage. up next, final thoughts. that's where nick says something inappropriate that we have to edit out of the show. frustrated with your overactive bladder medicine not working?

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