underscore jeanine. thanks for watching. "the greg gutfeld" show is next. see you next week. not much changes but the news. hi, i'm greg gutfeld. now gently ribbed for your pleasure. here's what's coming up. brexit. it's fun to say, brexit, brexit, brexit. but what is it and why should you care? more importantly, how's my hair? plus, is donald on the rebound or is it just a pause on the long road down? it's a great question that i will probably ignore. and later, sanders supporters, will they vote for clinton, trump or chad from "the bachelorette?" let's get started, america. there's a hot tub downtown with my name on it.

let's welcome tonight's guests. he's so big his body's divide into both commercial and residential units. tna wrestler tyrus. yes. like a rockstar's hotel room, she's always trashed. joanne nosuchinsky. his beard is home to five small humming birds, gavin mcinnes, nice sock. if good news were a parade, she would rain on it. national review reporter kat timpf. and first-time guest, he's got the mind of bernie sanders, the tie of tucker carlson and the hearts of all the ladies in a bag under his bed, harlan hill, democratic strategist and chair -- chair of democrats for trump. ah. but first, all right. it was the exit that rocked the uk this week. yes, harry styles of one

direction is going solo. we -- we pause now to honor this legendary artist. that's enough. that's enough. i wish you well, old friend. now, to brexit. yes, great britain voted to leave the eu. shocking the media. here's the staff of "the new york times" taking the news. >> so outraged but i didn't scream and i didn't cry. and i need to. ahh! >> so, what's this really about? is it nationalism, fear of change, the spread of islamism? earlier this week, former london mayor boris johnson got to the meat of it. >> we cannot export haggis to america. >> haggis. haggis. haggis. haggis.

that's what this means for america. could the uk now negotiate a free trade agreement with us that includes haggis? a banned export since the '70s, this dish is a delicacy, which is scottish for something a drunk threw up. haggis is made with the liver, lungs and heart of a sheep. all that's missing is the collar. you mix in chopped onions and stock. add in oatmeal and raw fat, you take it all and you stuff it into a sheep's stomach. yes, the casing is an actual sheep's stomach. pretty funny. stuffing a sheep into his own stomach. something i always wanted to do with sean penn. due to this ban, we tried to make our own imitation haggis hee, which is like replacing the beatles with coldplay. it's not the same. some have a fake casing. some are vej tear. vegetarian haggis, otherwise known as vaggis, without real

haggis, you don't get haggis hurling, which is a sport. ♪ higher and higher it's better than soccer. so, how did brexit happen? strip away nationality from a people, mock their need for security. with that, you just ask people to give up what they hold dear which is themselves. see, haggis is a tradition. it goes back to the 15th century. that's what the vote's probably about. it's like religion. you know, people see more mosques than chapels and they worry, even if they don't go to mass, it's the same thing with haggis. maybe not everyone eats it, but it's good to know that it's still there. >> period! >> i did not compare haggis to

religion, but maybe i did. all right. i want everybody's opinion on this, i'm going to start with you, big man, tyrus? >> you know, stock market crashed. >> yeah. >> the pound is done. >> yeah. >> jon snow left the watch. the seven kingdoms are up. i mean who is going to keep the white walkers out now? i'm really confused. brexit, right? >> it's brexit. >> i feel asleep reading it and watching "game of thrones" at the same time. it's change, so, you know, let's wait to see what happens before we start throwing our hands up and calling armageddon. >> in a way, using your metaphor, england is the dog that ate the eu's face. >> yes. >> right? >> yeah, they joffrey-ed him into the middle of nowhere. >> harlan, what did you think of this? >> a rebellion of the working class against the ruling class. it sort of foreshadows what we

have coming in november. >> i think so, too, because the people that voted for this really didn't say they were voting for it, gavp, and then they voted for it, which is exactly what might happen with trump, which we'll get to in a minute. you were born in scotland. >> i was born in england, my parents are scottish, yes. >> so, give us your opinion, perhaps in scottish. >> well, i spoke to my parents about this and i said, did you guys, it looks like you didn't vote for brexit. they always vote for breakfast and that's clearly haggis every day. o my parents said -- there's a million people voted for brexit and a million that didn't show up. so, scotland didn't vote to separate. and i think the brits in england are the same way. i talked to my friends there and they said, i i did look into it, eventually i realized that we can't talk about -- people won't even recognize. look at tommy robertson.

he's not allowed to go near muslim areas in his own town. so, i thought, this is pure negotiation. we're cutting the cord. >> there you go. >> i said to both of them, i said, i don't understand. >> jo, where do you see england going? it's like that dumped a rich boyfriend -- >> oh, yeah. >> a rich boyfriend from belgium. >> well, yeah, and as soon as you do that, right, you're like, i'm fine. i'm going to be fine. >> and then you get a job waitre waitressing. >> yeah. but it's never really the same. a lot of people don't know what's going to happen. >> right. >> that's why the two top searches on google in the uk right after this vote were, what happens when we leave the eu, and, what is the eu? so, i do think a lot of the vote was emotional. rather than it was maybe practical, but now is when you have to practically apply what you're going to do. thankfully, there's two years to kind of make it happen, hopefully, you know, great britain can set themselves up for success, with a great plan during that time.

and i'm optimistic. >> yeah, you always are. >> i love it. i love it. because i love, okay, i love watching, like, breakups, other people. >> right. >> and i love watching global governments take a hit. and this just had it all. and after the -- right, after the breakup, it's like, it's a little uncomfortable, it's hard. i'm an independent woman, but also, i don't know how my air conditioning works. but eventually now, not to brag, i figured it out. you can always call the super downstairs and britain will be fine. >> it's true. there is that terror of breaking up. >> yeah. >> but -- >> just because it's better to, you know, be alone than be with the wrong one. >> so true. >> this isn't a normal breakup, though. you still have to live with her for two years. it's not like, hey, it's over. >> like you have a kid together. it's like england and the eu had a kid together and it's slovakia. you know who is not in the eu? switzerland. switzerland is like the most

wealthiest country in the world. they have the most millionaires per capita, i'm making this up. so, who did this brexit ordeal work out for the most? that's right. this couldn't have worked out better for donald. not only is this vote being referred a victory for trumpism, he happened to be in the uk. this is crazy. he's like zellig. he had this to say from scotland. >> to be honest with you, i think a lot of it has to do with immigration, but i also think a lot of it has to do with the fact that they wanted to be independent. they got tired of seeing stupid decisions, just like the american people are tired of seeing stupid decisions, whether it's the iran deal, whether it's the border, where people just flow across the border like swiss cheese. they're tired of seeing stupid decisions made. >> swiss cheese throwing

across -- i think he had it backwards. what do you think, tyrus? >> okay. you remember, i've been here with the donald trump shirt. i don't have a donald trump shirt anymore. he didn't answer the question! >> you no longer -- >> he and napoleon dynamite have the same thing. greatest of all time. he didn't answer the question. if it's not the greatest, i tell you that much, and, geez, scotland, yeah. it's like, iran. and -- >> well, the trump shine is coming off you. you were onboard early. >> i was. >> this was the thing for you? >> no. no. it has been -- every time he gets on the tv, i'm like, oh, what is -- i turn the tv off and it's on my phone, everywhere i go. he says this again, he -- but he's not saying anything. >> i know. >> and his base doesn't care. >> no, nobody cares. >> they don't care. they are still singing the wall song. and that's a fact, at the airport. i was eating breakfast at the airport, a dude came up to me, he had a child in his hand and

his child sung, he was 2, hey, tyrus, and sung me the wall song. and said thank you to me. >> yeah, that's -- >> gav? >> yeah? >> thoughts? >> he answered the question fine. he said -- there was a lot of factors, immigration was a big one. you know, the uk purposely threw muslims at the british working class problem just to antagonize them and brexit said, you know what, we've had enough of this weird class game you guys have been playing for thousands of years. we're snipping it and trump recognized that. he's going to do that to america. where as in america, mexican immigration and foreboding long-term risk of, you know, recognizing this canary in the coal mine that is islam and britain, we're not there yet, we won't be for awhile -- >> is anyone making sense here, harlan? >> to be honest with you, you know, i don't know that trump really won this week. whatever, but i think barack obama's the won that really lost.

he tried to go over there and intimidate the brits and say, hey, you know, if you leave, you're going to go into the back of the cue. i thought we had a special relationship with these people and he's trying to intimidate them and it's not going to work. >> him using the words like special friend, like, no one wants to be your special friend. like, we're secret friends. >> your uncle says to you whens. >> oh. >> no, that's -- they do use that lynn go. >> that's the word. >> kat, last word for you. >> i had only respectful uncles my whole life. >> that's good. that's true, by the way. uncles get a bad rap. >> i had some great uncles. we saw "beauty and the beast" on ice. >> i'm an uncle. there can be -- >> oh, no. >> my nephew was on this show. i did not touch him. making that clear. he's a fine young man, just graduated from college. i think. maybe that's not him. maybe that was the guy i met in port authority.

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boy is our house a mess. >> the clerk will report the title of the joint resolution. >> no bill, no break! >> rise up, democrats. rise up, americans. this cannot stand. we will occupy this floor. >> oh, shut up. the yelling. the crying. the inappropriate sitting, it was like being at the world's worst airport check-in. now, apparently this is all about guns. after a terror attacked 49, our leaders do this. they push a lousy bill that everybody says it stinks, just to fund raise. it's cross. the republicans didn't meet their demands, but why should they? these folks sat on the floor? why bother to win elections then, just sit-in and demand.

where could they have learned this stuff? so it's over, done, nothing fixed. but after terror this is now the drill. we divide, we perform and then we call it historic. the real problem isn't tact, it's priorities. instead of fighting terror, we engage in theater. rather than hard and soft targets, beput on a show. and it's a show where everyone involved is protected 24/7 by dudes with guns. i'll listen to your ideas if it is coupled with a plan to fight terror. but one must wonder why it's 0 easy for the president to say the nra and not radical islam. could it be that one is scarier than the other? you can't blame the democrats for this occupy opera. is it really the worst thing that's happened in congress? >> i love this story, so i'm going to read it. "sam i am."

that sam i am, that sam i am. i do not like that sam i am. do you like green eggs and ham? i do not like them sam i am, i do not like green eggs and ham. >> that's not all we didn't like. >> period! >> all right, so -- what's up, tyrus? >> i just want to give cruz a hug, man, he's -- it's over. he's not coming back. he's sitting outside her house singing a song and the new boyfriend is like, hey, we're going to go to bed now. he can't get any worse, like -- the -- they said his family watched, they didn't. >> security. you are -- you were snoop's security guy. is this gun argument, is there any valid argument to it with orlando? >> if i had -- if i had to pick one thing about the gun argument, i would say the dicky act, go back on that one -- >> what's that act? >> that's the one, you make it a little harder for -- the gun show loops and stuff like that,

but as far as, like, what happened in orlando, the nra had nothing to do with that, and -- you know, and there has been -- there has been things like that in the past, where before that, the biggest event, i believe it was 39 people were killed in new orleans, and he burned the place down. he used fire, so, we're not going to ban fire, because we need it. my thing about gun control is it's just -- what they were doing, they're pandering for elections and stuff, so, when they re -- i sat on the floor and i fought hard for gun control. they didn't do anything. the nra has 5 million people in it. but they are consistent and their answer is the same. no. >> yes. >> no. that's easy, no. and no one else does that. >> not only was it a stunt for the house, you had senators coming over. you had elizabeth warren coming over. they wanted to get every photo-op they could get. what is this all for? it's for a bill that's not going to solve any problems. that's the most frustrating thing. it's not just gun control and terrorism we have a problem with. this economy's stagnant or in

free for all, depending on who you ask and i haven't seen any democratic sit-ins for these issues. >> yeah. >> it's really frustrating. >> you know, i haven't seen anyone say, okay, maybe a constitutional amendment. there are rules for how to do that, you can't -- you can't deny someone's second amendment rights. but they don't see them doing that. there's nowhere in the constitution that says, okay, the constitution has to be what it is unless you sit down for a really long time and you stay sitting and then it changes. >> no, they're not doing this for results. they're doing it for attention, which is something i understand personally, but it's not my -- that's my job. >> yes. you weren't elected. >> the media did give a lot of this sit-in, calling it historic on almost every broadcast that i saw. but the thing about sit-ins, they are usually for rights, for providing more, not stritching away rights. and with my performances, i like a little choreography. you have to work for it. >> yeah. >> seems a little lazy.

>> exactly. i just, you know, sit-ins are my kind of protest, gavin, because i'm very lazy. >> i like bra burning. that's more effective. >> yes, that is true. >> around the same time. when you see that, though, you go, if i was a babysitter, i would go, that seems reasonable, there's all these guys shooting people spraying bullets and killing everyone and they want to stop it and then you go to google and you go, oh, the guns don't go -- they go -- just like all guns, so, they're fighting a mythical gun and then you go, well, how many mass shootings are there? oh, there's like 50 casualties a year over the past eight years and you go 50 casualties, that's like air conditioners. what about gang warfare? that's 30,000 and that's handguns. you're not even close to what's going on. wait a minute, you must have looked it up, oh, you're lying. you've already googled this and you're basically just catering to babysitters who are a powerful political force.

>> at least look like you're doing something. like, have a book on guns, going, hey, that's bad. >> pulling out pages. >> text your wife, sorry, honey, you have to stay late. >> nancy pelosi sat through a gun catalog and crossed out guns that looked mean. she did. >> here's nancy pelosi congratulating the media on their coverage. >> thank you, all, thank you r for -- i never saw the gallery so full. kept you up late during the night and all the rest, thank you for your interest and -- we pages, they give me six pages today, six small print full pages listing of newspapers around the country where the sit-in was on the front page. i thank you for that. >> that was moving, right? that was incredible. >> she could be a mime.

>> i don't -- >> you know when you get caught drunk driving -- >> no. >> i was going to see my friend and he had six letters that i had to give -- and you're wondering, am i slurring, is it obvious? >> didn't know what a page was. >> yeah, a page is about -- by the way, it's often refreshing to hear somebody in government confess to having six pages. usually they deny it. until they are arrested. okay. up next, my new workout. it's called sitting in a closet and weeping quietly until i pass out. it's day 5,000 of hillary being awful. can she get awful-er? of course she can. can a toothpaste do everything well? this clean was like - pow. it felt like i had just gone to the dentist. my teeth are glowing. they are so white. 6x cleaning*, 6x whiteningá* in the certain spots that i get very sensitive...

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feverish bout of diarrhea. yeah, you know what i'm talking about. yeah, shouldn't eat before you hike. a recent poll shows only 55% of bernie sanders supporters will vote for clinton. 22% are moving over to trump. it's true. 18%, this is pretty big, for gary johnson. big johnson. cue bernie. >> are you going to vote for hillary clinton in november? >> yes. yeah, i think the issue right here is, i'm going to do everything i can to defeat donald trump. >> all right, jo, both candidates need to reach millennials. how are they going to do that? >> well, i think the problem is that no one's really asking the questions that millennials want and that goes for both hillary and trump. but luckily, kat and i scored exclusive interviews with both candidates this week. let's take a look. >> mr. trump, sometimes i have a problem with authority.

how should i deal with my boss? >> got to knock him out. >> isn't that battery? >> isn't it time for a law to get rid of carrot top once and for all? >> i believe so. >> i hate prop comedy. thank you for understanding. >> can you believe "big bang theory" is still on the air. >> that's a positive thing, not a negative thing. >> that's gross. you don't have eyes. >> governor gary johnson climbed mt. everest. why haven't you? >> the terrain is very, very difficult. >> can't handle the snow. all right. >> do you love chipotle as much as i do? >> get along great with the mexicans. i get along great with everything having to do with mexico. >> have you ever been to brony-con? like, where these dudes that are grown men that are super into my little pony all hang out. i heard they are kind of cool when you get to know them. >> it's a lot of fun. you meet interesting people. it's a great experience.

>> oh, maybe i'll check it out. >> would you say i'm your favorite millennial? >> yeah, right now, you have no competition. there's no competition. >> i appreciate your honesty. >> will you be appointing beyonce to your cabinet? >> that's not only shameful and offensive, it's dangerous, because we need to be on the same side. >> seriously? this was a mistake. this was a mistake. >> well. >> yeah. >> again, a lot of effort and we learned nothing. >> as usual. we learned nothing. >> yeah. >> i learned a lot. >> yeah, you did. i guess. i want to get to harlan. you are a sanders supporter who has now started a trump pac, correct? >> that's right. and there's a lot of commonality between trump sanders. look at trade. hillary clinton supported nafta in the '90s and supported tpp, and now he's backtracked on it,

because she had to. but nobody trusts her on it. and over the course of nafta and tpp, millimeters of jobs sent overseas. and trump, he's saying the same thing bernie sanders is on trade. campaign finance reform, anti-establishment. there's a lot of similarities. >> i don't know if you heard, bernie people don't like wall street. >> i've heard that. >> i've heard that. >> i've heard that. interesting. gavin, are you surprised to see so many people not liking hillary and perhaps, if sanders moving to trump? ♪ they've only just begun >> trump's been playing with hillary the way a cat plays with a mouse and it's really about to get incredibly brutal. but millennials are definitely more pro trump, he's great with twitter, but millennials, especially males, know how horrible social justice are, because they dated them. so, when they drive him nuts, they see it as revenge for all the horrible girlfriends they've had. >> that's the thing i don't like about trump supporters, the

angry males who have a problem with women. >> well, then you got a problem with me, my friend. >> that was actually a pointed reference at you, gavin. >> i would figure the head of the he-man woman haters club is going to get annoyed by that. >> tyrus, you are feeling today over this, aren't you? >> i mean, i'm just -- first of all, the numbers, the trump base, those numbers mean absolutely nothing. bernie technically still hasn't quite given it up to hillary anyway, so, i would imagine the trump numbers are higher than 22%. like i said, poll numbers with donald trump mean absolutely nothing, because most of his base don't answer those calls. they don't. they see a number at their house, oh, bill collector. they're not going to answer it. so -- >> oh. >> i'm lying. i'm lying, okay. right. how many people answer the call when you don't know the number? >> actually, you're absolutely right. i have been donadging american

express for one year. you know why? because you guys screwed me over. that drives me nuts. i've spent an hour a day -- >> you know who could fix that for you? donald trump. >> yes, that's true. >> that's true. >> he would tell you, talk dirty to them and say how really great he is and how stupid they are. that would be his answer. >> all right. any last words? kat, you look a little dazed. >> yeah. i wutz just thinking about talking dirty on the phone with donald trump. >> don't make something big again. >> can i say one last thing? these conservatives are driving me nuts now. let's stop complaining, saying never trump. that's done now. we have to elect him or we're going to get a democrat. you can fight me later in january. >> you're not just going to get a deck. you're going to get a democrat, hillary clinton, who has 30 years of lies, deceit and fraud.

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journal" which is owned by our parent company forever 21, more workers are leaving jobs without giving two weeks notice. some bosses say young employees bail without warning because they feel little attachment to their jobs. others claim older employees do it because they feel underappreciated after years of work. i can relate. it's why i quit my last job as a trampoline. >> oh, my god. trampoline. oh, my god. oh, my god. >> that was me walking off my job. gavin, okay, you -- you founded vice -- >> yeah. >> you, you know, you were a boss. you must have had hundreds of employees. >> millions. >> thoughts. >> okay, first of all, when you read these millennial stories, they are written by millennials who are incompetent. chef goe she goes, oh, old people do it,

too. she's so bad at her job, we know that millennials just walk out because they are spoiled brats. you know what they do? they come to interviews with their parents. >> what? >> and they bring their parents to work later and then, when you fire them, they run out hysterically and their dad calls and he goes, what the hell is going on, you go, none of your buzz, business, idiot. >> i don't want to bash all millennials. >> they're the worst. >> first of all, the whole tw two-week thing, that's establishment. i don't want to work here anymore. okay, give us two weeks to replace, you have train the guy. hey, tyrus, you're fired, leave now. can't i have two weeks, get my bills in order? no, just get out. though what? i call it a blaze of glory, and former employers are working, i go out in a blaze of glory every time. i h how about i quit?

let's go, man. >> yeah. >> and then they go. >> i quit boston market right before thanksgiving. >> that's brutal. >> i had things to do. >> millennial. >> that's like a department store santa just quitting on december 17th. >> i rode uphill every single day, gavin. i had motivation -- >> a mile? >> more than a mile. i didn't own a car. i just didn't have time to serve turkey on thanksgiving because i had to make my dreams come true. >> but it's weird. her dream was to eat turkey. she could have solved it. harlan? >> i swear to god, i had this happen. we had an intern come into my last startup and we hired him and then the next day, his parents just walked in, they surveyed the room and then left unannounced. it was the strangest thing. this is really common. can you imagine if your parents came in here and, like, surveyed your, like, work environment? >> okay, so, let me give you an example, you are reminding me of this. this happened in the 1990s, a

guy in a job review brought his parents in the job review. so, when we were sitting there, the editor and the managing editor are sitting there, the guy came in with -- and one of his parents were ill, connected to a device. it was a pure ploy. and i admired it. i thought that was amazing. i go, you are incredible. >> i think what matters most with the quitting and the study, whatever, it's -- the reason for quitting. so, if it's, like, a career change, and you feel underappreciated, like they said. two weeks is a courtesy. and if you feel like you haven't been shown that same courtesy, why would you give that time? but if you need references, like, you shouldn't just leave on the spot. >> gavin keeps shaking his head, but gaicvin, maybe you were jus creeping people out. what if somebody just goes, i got to get out of here? he's taking pictures of me. he's taking pictures of me in the shower. >> i don't want to be in the office alone. >> they can't handle any kind of

conflict, because us old people bubbled them and taught them that bullying is wrong. we let illegals do their jobs. >> wait -- >> what do you mean? >> i'm doing a swoochi inswoopi. >> when they have conflict at work, they have a meltdown. i said to one the other day, i said, i need to look in the mirror and say, i'm not special and everyone is replaceable. say it 100 times. and then he quit. >> and then what did your son say? >> he quit. >> he has adorable kids. >> my kids have quit me, actually. >> they have fired you. gavin and i have been fired a total of -- >> i don't think i've ever not been fired. >> i've been fired three times. >> just three? >> i enjoy being fired. >> at least 50. >> really? >> yeah, i loworked at abourby'e for seven seconds. they asked me to sweep, i was like, i ain't going to be sweeping no floors. well, then you cogo.

i guess i'm out then. so, yeah. >> see, these coddled millennials, they can't handle conflict. >> grown ass man that doesn't want to sweep floors. i thought i was doing the cash register. i had to be in the back to sweep stuff, i didn't want to do that. >> they were hiding you from the public. >> yeah. >> if you applied at aber com me and fitch, they would say, we'll have them fold in the basement. >> no, they wouldn't. sir, we don't have anything that you could fit or hold in the store. >> is that beard real? >> your application will be on file, we'll be in touch. >> right. coming up, should you mail your medication to short tv talk show hosts? not a story, it's a suggestion. but first, why are celebrities such babies on twitter? because they are babies off twitter, too. yes. [ male announcer ] love drama? don't be a yes man.

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annoying normal people. anyone can download the app, but it only helps those who are famous. it will only show the user tweets from verified accounts or people with similar follower bases. so they don't have to remember that common folk even exist. thank god. common people are disgusting. [ laughter ] i saw one the other day. in half. ahhh. i knew it was a bad joke when i wrote it. gavin, you're offensive. thoughts? >> celebrity, common folks, separate them. >> twitter gave everyone in america a voice. and soon after we realized not everyone in america has anything to say. now it's just blabber mouths. and there already is a twitter thing for celebs called slack and it's getting too full. now they're going to have another one and another one. i think the only people who should be talking are people on tv. >> i agree. thank you very much for that. >> i don't know. i love twitter. i love the mean tweets the most.

>> but you're on tv. >> yeah. but when some random dude -- like people oh, hi, i love you on tv, that's boring. but if somebody makes fun of me or says i'm pale or gross or look like a donkey or get some sunlight, you man/boy. i'm like wow, you people are watching closely. i couldn't do it without you. god bless you. >> by the way, this is a good point, this is a good point. when i was working at "red eye," i weighed about 30 pounds more. you know what got me to lose weight? >> people calling you fat and sweaty. >> are you on twiter? >> i'm on twitter. you trolled me one time. you called me the monopoly man

one time when i was on "the factor." what i was going to say, what's wrong with blocking people that are offensive? >> what's wrong? >> i'm a professional wrestler. so i have the worst twitter people in the world. [ laughter ] we hate you. you block them. they change their name, just add an extra letter. i wish twitter would put out their addresses. i would love to go to their house and say, oh, you said this about me? >> that would be a great business to start up where you go, you're just a private detective that only tracks mean tweets. and then you can go -- it's like the rockford files for revenge. $200 a day plus expenses. >> i would go and knock on someone's door, hey, tough guy 21, which is usually not, did you call me a fat gorilla with a

bad board? uh, yeah. head or gut? does of you that don't know what that means, i'm going to punch you in the head or the gut. next episode. >> very short segment. joanne, thoughts in >> i think today's mean tweets are like yesterday's hate mail. so like celebrities used to have publicists who would get all of their -- or assistants who would get their fan mail and sift through it for them and hide all the mean stuff so the celebrities wouldn't see it. now it's like you have to see the bad with the good, because you want to reach out to your fans who are nice. and that's no way to filter it. >> that's true. johnny carson never saw his hate mail. >> and he was a confident fella. >> when i have a blemish on my face, i convince i showed it on purpose for feminism. yeah, it's empowering, fighting the patriarchy, one zit at a time.

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>> everything was downhill. thank you to all my guests. good job. i'm greg gutfeld. i love you america. welcome to "red eye." hello, everyone. i'm tom shillue. tv's andy levey is off today. let's check in with gavin mcginnis. >> coming up on the big show, donald trump. this is the campaign trail to visit scotland of wonder if anyone from the mcginnis clan is available for comment. plus facebook is teaching employees to check their political biases. and here is a start. you can start by not banning me will and tom interviews one of the stars of "independence day resurgeons." it is about ridding our country of illegal aliens and making america great again. that's my kind of flick. back to