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jeanine, and remember, i'm watters and this is my world. i'm greg gutfeld now in two-ply. here's what's coming up. hillary tells all to isis. while trump gets briefed. better than debriefed. it gets cold in those meetings. they came, they swam. they got drunk. but what really happened in rio? i would like to know. and the playboy mansion has been sold. who would buy such a stinky, smelly thing? probably someone unafraid of catching anything. let's get started, america. let's welcome tonight's guests. he's so big, he uses a redwood
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as a toothpick. wrestler tyrus in a jacket. thank you. and she's so bright, you must wear sunscreen in her presence. kennedy, host of kennedy on the fox business network. if bravery were sand he would be the gobi desert, former u.s. marine bomb technician, sergeant joey jones. she takes her coffee like her mood, black. national review's katherine times. and he's so sharp, town hall.com political editor, bud furst. it was the week of the candid candidates. first hillary clinton, the master at saying two wrong things in one single sound bite. >> donald has been all over the place on isis. he talked about sending ground troops, american ground troops. well, that is off the table as far as i am concerned.
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>> impressive that she was able to pack 4,000 pounds of wrong into that tiny little suitcase of stupidity. let's unpack this. first of all, we already have troops fighting isis. there's not a lot of them there but they're there. why doesn't she know that? maybe it's in her e-mails. even worse, why in god's name is she telling the enemy what we aren't willing to do? she just took something off the table before we even sat down to eat. why have a damn table at all if you aren't leaving anything on it? in one sentence, she declared a pre-surrender. imagine doing this in sports. clayton kershaw letting everyone know he will be leaving his fastball at home. tom brady announcing he will be running the ball from now on. a synchronized swimmer promising only vertical descents and no catalina rotations. are you nuts? meanwhile, donald trump had his
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first security briefing. i know this because he live tweeted it. i kid. i kid. my point is, these are unsafe times. you want a president who not only doesn't know what's going on, but also tells our enemies what she's going to do, or you vote for the guy who might do anything. that's trump. you never know what you're going to get. take thursday when he candidly showed a kinder, gentler side. >> sometimes in the heat of debate and speaking on a multitude of issues, you don't choose the right words or you say the wrong thing. i have done that. and believe it or not, i regret it. >> as a man we have all been there. but it's interesting, mr. hyde became dr. jekyll. goofus became gallant. laverne became shirley.
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how long will this last? who knows. we have been down this path before. there's good donald, then bad donald. this campaign is more ups and downs than charlie sheen on the seesaw. this campaign stuff are like nickelback. no harmony. now his manager just resigned, manafort. more like man over fort. that's it for tonight. had a great show. leaving on a terrible pun. joe, i'm going to you first because you have been there and came back alive. >> mostly. >> yes. i would say. >> most of me came back. >> yes. what do you make of hillary taking ground troops off the table? >> the only thing off the table with this strategy is winning. or defeating isis or anything productive. however my brothers and sisters will still die.
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so everybody, that sucks. at the end of the day these men and women serving right now signed up to go kill evil. the least we can do is let them do it. there's plenty of evil to be killed. you know, i served in afghanistan in 2010 while president obama sent 30,000 more of us and decided to bring us all back home. i saw my guys get killed and wounded and come back home, not actually do anything. i hope we don't go down this road again. >> what do you say about telling people what you're going to do? also, we did this before. we said we were leaving afghanistan, why do we do this? we are the only country who does this. >> it's true. i think the united states benefits from a level of transparency in the conversations we have about national security without revealing critical secrets and i think obviously every rational person knows that. but just like the clinton campaign has accused donald trump of benefiting from russian hackery and somehow the russian
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state is bankrolling donald trump's campaign by proxy, i think you could make the same claim about isis. so if they're sitting there watching hillary clinton go no boots on the ground, we're not sending everyone over, i destroyed libya, i'm a total warmonger and i love seeing other people die, however, it's not going to happen here, they are going to be like we are going to take out a million kidneys and sell them and we are going to take all the money and put it into the clinton foundation because she's great. thank you. >> as a professional wrestler, your opponent never knows what's going to happen. >> he don't if he's in the ring with me. but this isn't even about -- it's a sound bite. because for a long time when heroes like him are out there fighting, people who are sitting on the couch are like we need to bring our troops home. it was oh, i can get elected if i say i'm going to bring everybody home. instead of just being honest and saying what you really have to
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do, it's on both sides of this election. i'm so over both of them talking it's disgusting. somebody in her staff told her if you say we won't put our troops on the ground, they will vote for you. they will like you because you care about our troops. instead of telling the damn truth. that's the problem. what she said, like i said, she never goes off script anyway. she's like ron burgundy. it's just disheartening. >> rhonda burgundy. >> yes. whatever she wants to be, it's her right. it's sad. like i said, i'm on the fence with both of them. when they both talk i watch "murder she wrote." >> angela lansbury is an american treasure. guy and kat, do we want to continue talking about this or shall we move on to the trump stuff? >> i would just say on this particular issue, i wonder what it feels like to be one of the 4600 or so american soldiers with boots on the ground in iraq right now, when you hear the presidential candidate saying that's off the table.
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it's not literally off the table. they are there. then the other thing is, i don't -- with many things, but in this included, i don't believe her. if we have a few more orlandos, god forbid, things get worse, public opinion continues to shift -- >> she gets money from somewhere where she has to change her mind. >> she will have a focus group, they will poll it and we will have boots on the ground. this is not a principled thing from her. almost nothing is a principled thing from her. >> you disagree with that. you think she's a wonderful person. >> i do. yeah. i'm actually secretly working for her. absolutely. >> you are with her? >> i'm with her. i'm a girl so i have to be, right? otherwise i hate myself. yeah. >> that part's true. >> i do hate myself. but it's totally unrelated. what? >> you are like two checks and stuff? >> i don't know what that means. >> two jobs? >> yeah, she's paying me with her benghazi money. >> i want to talk to you about trump. i want to talk to you about
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manafort. that his name? manafort is gone. is this going to change him, make him better with bannon coming in? >> i heard the word pivot all day today because he was good and nice for one night, okay? so i have learned if someone's good and nice for one night and you run around like he's changed, he said he was sorry, you are always going to be disappointed. that's always true. i think getting rid of manafort, he handled this a lot differently than cory lewandowski. it was really interesting that he was a guy brought on to help him stay on message, then wound up being such a distraction the way they were able to -- the only way they would be able to stay on message is to get rid of the guy who was supposed to help them stay on message. that's a little awkward. >> insane in the membrane, this campaign. yes. i don't even know why i said that. >> be real. >> i know. i know. but it's weird. like they want him to be himself but being himself often is conspiratori conspiratorial. >> no one should ever be anyone's total self. we are all a bunch of nightmares.
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>> that's actually when he gets into the most trouble. he's very interesting and funny when he has press conferences but that's also when he makes these asides that completely take over the news cycle for days at a time. we have seen this happen with him. he will have a good foreign policy speech, speech, a good speech on the economy, then the next day, it's barack obama's the founder of isis, then manafort is resigning and you want to say like hold off a couple days, put some space between what you do well and how you completely torpedo your campaign. >> he walked that back. he now says he's the co-founder. i thought that was really -- joey, who would you want to be in charge of our military if you looked at the two of them? >> general james mathis. can we write that one in? this is really tough. it's the toughest thing besides
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[ inaudible ]. what do you have to go off of? i truly think if you go to 1996, hillary was about as conservative as most republicans in congress. i think she has some things in her brain that could steer her right. i have heard everything from the stuff in libya was because we were secretly running guns and there's some thing there, but with hillary, what started this whole thing about troops on the ground are off the table is because a year, two years ago, the narrative was well, america is just tired of being at war. well, that's cool, but america doesn't get to be tired of being at war until isis is tired of being at war. we don't get to make that choice. >> good point. >> so i don't know that either one of them are going to let us in and to know that. right now it's all about winning the election. >> to that point very quickly, we are not really at war. we are having these proxy wars and languishing conflicts. >> we are fighting and dying. we are not establishing goals that we are trying to achieve in
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combat. separate things. we were absolutely at war. we are not achieving any objectives by doing so. >> but there are generals, there are people in charge of the pentagon who certainly have a strategy, but this administration will not allow them to employ what they know would be -- >> you know, i'm beginning to feel this is the kennedy show. >> not at all. >> i'm so deep down kidding. i just want to get the last word in. you are shaking your head. >> i would just prefer them to do old movies. come out and be scarface. i tell the truth even when i lie. just entertain me. say good night to the bad guys. he might as well just be that guy. >> you think this change is actually legitimate or is bad donald going to return? >> of course he will return. he always returns. often with a vengeance. the only thing, though, i will give him credit. it was the best speech i have seen from him in north carolina. kellyanne conway and perhaps others had a hand in that. manafort had to go. the one thing i would say is if donald trump, he talks about extreme vetting, which i'm in
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favor of, if he had extremely vetted his top campaign staff, paul manafort would have never been hired in the first place. >> it's not the campaign. it's not jim henson pulling the strings. this muppet's got no strings. he just acts the fool and says whatever he wants to say and the guys in the back are like uh. uh. uh. >> on that note -- >> i resign. >> get out of here. okay. up next, i age approximately two minutes. first, looks like ryan's been lyin'.
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i have a theory. nothing good ever happens when you lie to your mother. ryan lochte has apologized for his behavior for not being candid about what happened at a brazilian gas station last week. it all started when lochte told his mom that he and his swimming buddies were robbed and someone put a gun to his head. his mom goes and tells a reporter. thanks, mom. and it becomes a big deal. until brazilian police said no, that's not the whole story and released some tape. here's ryan and his fellow fish at the gas station bathroom, my usual haunt, where police say they vandalized the john and were intoxicated. those details, if true, weren't revealed by ryan originally. police said security guards used the guns to control the athletes and took money to cover the cost of the bathroom damage. i have been there, too. lyin' ryan sticking to the story that someone pointed a gun at him and demanded money. was it robbery, a shake-down, a
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language barrier? i don't know. but i know this. tell your mother the whole truth because mom's proud of you and she's going to talk. all right. quickly, start with you. what do you think happened? >> i have no idea what actually happened. i think the more believable lie here would be this dye job was done at gun point. because people would have said all right, that checks out. that sounds about right. >> what do you think? i don't watch the olympics because there are too many young beautiful people. that depresses me. i prefer to work in cable news. in olympics, that would be a 1. in cable news, i'm like a 7. anyway -- that wasn't a question. >> no, look it was bad but not as bad as michael phelps because they were drunk and they vandalized something and then they made false accusations that embarrassed the country. but michael phelps was on the weed and we all know how much
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that hurts people. >> yeah. >> way more. >> drunken urinating in public, that's okay. >> the weed, though, ruins not just your life but everyone's lives. >> joey? >> ryan lochte is the kind of bro that makes ruggedly handsome 30 year olds like myself look horrible. all we know is ryan's mom came out with this first and if he were good at lying at all it would be a coverup to protect his mom. if his mom's like mine she will make it up along the way anyway. >> that's true. >> then what kind of sweetheart would he be? >> so true. kennedy, you do feel bad for ryan? >> i don't feel bad for him at all. i'm very resentful toward him because this has been -- i am a patriot, people. it's like it's hard. i love this country so much, i love the olympics and i love seeing team usa do stunningly
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well at so many events. the u.s. swept the podium and the women's event and there are so many incredible accomplishments that i hope people take away from this. michael phelps, katie ledecky, simone biles, i hope people remember that and not the [ bleep ] of ryan lochte. >> all right. very good. tyrus, you are shaking your head. >> i am so disgusted. first of all, your mom tells on you to the press? this is moments where i'm glad i didn't have parents. that is disgusting. hey, mom, this happened. oh, really, hold on. above that, listen, i grew up in california. me and my buddies -- oh, hey. how did you get here? me and my buddies go down to a little place called tijuana on the weekends. robbery's an ugly word in brazil and in tijuana.
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they prefer extortion. i went through this, i walked out, they pull guns on you, let you know this is not a drill. of course, we are going to freeze. three young guys have been drinking who don't want to get in trouble, have a ton of things to lose and they say listen, we will take you down, process you, you will be in the paper because you defamed our bathroom which happened to be a national treasure, and if you settle out of court for say how much you have in your wallet, we can let you go. that's robbery. the police were it's not robbery. they gave money to guys with guns, no matter how they're dressed, it's robbery. you want to be cool about it, we call it hash tag extortion, hash tag mama has a big mouth, hash tag olympics should not have been in brazil anyway. >> i want to move to another olympic story briefly. it's interesting, everybody gets a trophy, was applied to countries. that's how brazil got the olympics, i believe. i wanted to share the one olympic story no one is talking about and probably for very good
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reason. it involves race walking and soiling your shorts. i know. a french race walker placed eighth in rio but did so after apparently soiling his pants in the race and collapsing. but he's a hero. he persevered and finished the 50 kilometer race walk. that is the true definition of commitment and he is my hero. all right. yeah. yeah. yeah. i knew that would silence you. all right. >> he's from brazil, what do you expect? probably ate the food or drank the water. >> anyway, coming up, we find something awful about tsociety, then blame obama. are strong men a thing of the past? blame obama.
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is the future looking bleaker because men are getting weaker? a new study conducted by the journal of hand therapy, i have been their centerfold three months in a row now, i got great knuckles, they find that millenial men have weaker hands and arms than men the same age
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from 30 years ago. back in 1985 when men used to be men and i wore two pairs of underwear, the average man's grip strength generated 117 pounds of force. but today's man can only squeeze with the force of 98 pounds. we went to one of those men for comment. ♪ >> i want to punch him. >> you want to punch ever feel ? are men getting weaker? >> not this one. it's ironic, i got this shirt on, the two ton club you have to lift to be part of this. >> two tons of what? >> weight. >> how much does that weigh? >> you know what, there's not enough people to -- this has been a rough week between the stuff in brazil and apparently now i'm weaker than some dad that i never knew. i don't think so. we're strong. we just specialize now.
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it's different. >> okay. >> people in the old days had to like do physical things to get things done. now you download it, order it or have your mommy do it for you. of course they're weaker. >> now we have uber so that's why. as i understand it. you know what, i don't really like strong men. >> no? why? >> we don't like you either. >> i like skinny. i like my men like very skinny and even more sad. >> really? >> so hot. >> is that possible? >> oh, yeah. >> in new york i think that's true. >> it's a bit of a concern. i think this is a fine thing because just because we don't have a generation of men that they may not be miners and plumbers which are wonderful careers, they are entrepreneurs. it shows that we are a tertiary society. >> we aren't building railroads anymore. >> if you are running a company and are so damn busy making a billion dollars you don't have time to do cross-fit i'm good with it. >> i think our weakness is a
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sign of the great achievement of our forefathers that they fought the wars and did all the hard work so i can sit around looking at german art films on the internet. >> uh-huh. >> when i read this story, i really thought it was a generation of trump fans to get more voters out. im do i'm down to nine fingers myself. as son of a brick mason it's important to have grip strength. everyone should sit down and watch "over the top." >> i forgot about that movie. >> can i chime in as the weakest person on this couch? >> you are even putting yourself below kat. >> i thought about maybe challenging her to arm wrestling but it would end in abject embarrassment. >> it creeps everybody else out. >> thank you. never heard that.
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>> guy? >> i just want to point out i'm the weakest person on the couch and frankly, this entire discussion is sort of a microaggression. young men don't do well with those. we can move on. >> know what i think this is? it's like the time machine. remember the h.g. wells short story? we are moving towards a place where technology will become more sophisticated and smarter and human beings will become blobs in boxes that just sense things and do nothing. >> we'll have sex robots. >> yeah. if there's an alien ship out there, come get me. >> i don't know. i think that it's easy to make fun of millenial men. i think it's becoming too easy and i don't think it's fair. there's plenty of men, it's probably no different except we are just doing different things. >> it's weird, though. in the marine corps, we stayed in the gym all the time. it's all we did besides make out with each other. there's always that guy that's
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like ten years older than everyone, got a beer belly, is never at p.t. and has old man strength. like he can do anything. you're lifting dumbbells, you just can't catch up. >> the strongest man in the world contests are always won by guys who have a gut. >> absolutely. >> why are we studying people's hand strength? that's what i want to know. >> why? what's wrong with that? >> what's right with it? >> hugh hefner is dead set against leaving the playboy mansion even after the old stinky mansion has been sold. we dive deep into its diseased grotto next.
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there's a home for bunnies
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worth all that money. the playboy mansion that decayed haunted carcass for zombie swingers and diseased turtlenecks sold for $100 million this week making it the most expensive pile of [ bleep ] ever sold in los angeles. $100 million, almost $1 million per square stain. the buyer was hugh hefner's neighbor who plans to combine the properties although hefner will remain at the home for the remainder of his lifetime which may be forever depending on the condition of his freezer. he couldn't make it ton but we have someone who has seen more wild parties than anyone. joining us, the famous playboy mansion grotto. thank you so much for being with us tonight. >> hey, greg. [ coughing ] excuse me.
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>> doesn't sound like the grotto is feeling too well. no surprise after what's been done there. just talk to bill maher. anyw anyway. i have a theory that the playboy mansion is like the picture of dorian gray that while hugh tried to remain young, the mansion just became more and more decrepit. it's the one thing he couldn't keep up. >> it's the house of the more depressed ruined lives ever. i have been there three times, i have been there three times when i was bodyguarding for snoop. every time i went there i showered more times than "the crying game." it was absolutely terrible. the fact that it's like you watch "the shining" movie, then you bought it. there's nothing but broken hearts and dead souls in there.
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that's just the women that left alive. >> it's not -- you know what, i always felt it was a fake brand that was sold to people when in fact it was something that should have left in 1970. >> yeah. like studio 54. it's not still open. let go of the dream. the nice thing is there were so many people more infected than the outbreak monkey in the grotto and hot tub and putrid water that it actually contains the cure for ebola and zika just in that magical -- >> it's a hefner lab. joey, are you sad to see -- >> no. okay. as a cute little wounded hero like myself, i get to do a lot of cool things. people invite me. i went to the playboy mansion last year. it was like going to disneyworld as a dad. it was the most disappointing thing ever. there are no bunnies. crystal hefner was amazing. hugh was upstairs on life support. it wasn't that great.
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the grotto is as nasty as the jokes make it sound. it's probably the only water dirtier than the pools in rio. i wouldn't waterboard isis with that water. it was that bad. >> did you see the guy who bought it? it kind of makes perfect sense when you look at him, doesn't it? >> i didn't see a picture of him. i know he owns part of hostess. he wants to tear it down. >> turning the entire thing into a sport court. >> who wouldn't do that? >> i think that perhaps this was a straw purchase on behalf of a very talented well known real estate developer who might make the playboy mansion great again. in like november or december. >> i'm confused. you said hostess? the guy with twinkies? >> yeah. >> what if donald trump took all the campaign donations and
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didn't spend them on ads or redirecting the narrative or defeating hillary clinton. he just wanted to buy the playboy mansion. >> just kidding. i'm buying the mansion. it's going to be so terrific. believe me. all the stoodiseases, the class diseases. >> well done. >> you can't get a disease from a carpet, can you? >> yes, you can. >> actually, you can. >> yeah. >> honey, it's the carpet. >> it's stuck in 1980. all the technology, the tvs. what was creepy is hugh had people over once a week and they watch movies on old equipment. it's just as creepy, just not sexy anymore so it's not exciting. >> it always was, you know, the one thing that -- there was, he created a cultish dissection. he decided he would become a cult figure under the guise of empowerment to women. like from the 1950s on, if you have sex with me it's a sign of
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empowerment. that's what he did. it's almost brilliant. now he's clinging because it's over. right? kind of depressing. all right. i love the playboy mansion. coming up, what's upsetting college kids these days? the answer rhymes with everything.
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the university of california in davis is warning students to avoid using t guys." it's from a guide titled words that hurt and is found their website. i urge you not to look at it. it claims those words quote erase the identities of people in the room.
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generalizing a group of people to be masculine. it's true. the guide published by the school's lgbt resource center is a reminder to students that sometimes we say words without realizing the impact they may have on others. other phrases to avoid include lazy, i'm sorry, lame, crazy, and dumb. clearly, this needed some real world testing so our very own team investigates in the latest edition of -- >> hi, guys. can i ask you a few questions? >> sure. >> okay. are you offended that i just called you guys? >> no. >> no? all right. really? that's it. hey, guys, want to answer a couple questions? are you really mad that i just called you guys? >> i don't really care. >> are you just saying that because there's men watching and you're afraid you can't talk about how you really feel and we live in an oppressive patriarchy
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and you don't want to lose because? >> no, i'm definitely a feminist. i just don't mind when someone says hey guys. >> you want to answer some questions? are you offended i called you guys? yeah? you are? >> yes, of course. >> do you have a problem with calling a group of people you guys? >> no. >> all right. that's it. that's it. so the goony, you think it's okay he says hey you guys in a movie and children watch it? >> that's a great movie. >> but is it for children when there's manasomething like hey guys in there? >> totally, yeah. why not? >> because it's hurting people. uc davis saying you shouldn't say hey guys, crazy or lame. what do you think about that? >> that's lame. >> yeah. i think so. you can't say lame, how do you describe every other movie except happy gilmore? >> lame. >> i do, too. the movie crazy stupid love is
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very offensive? ryan gosling takes his shirt off a lot. that's really offensive, right? >> yes. definitely. >> sickening. so if a guy tells me i'm crazy about you, i should say that's unacceptable, you are insensitive to the mentally ill community, get ou t of my life? >> i made a mistake. >> i really enjoy the way they use the theme from the newlywed game while you're doing these interviews. is this happening elsewhere? >> yeah. university of colorado, university of michigan. it's everywhere. they are just talking about it. there are campaigns at different colleges all around the country. but in the real world, nobody gives a [ bleep ]. absolutely nobody does. >> i think it would be a wonderful social experiment for
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everyone in their 30s or 40s who is a conservative to go back to college, especially when they don't care about a gpa, just to violate all of these rules. how much fun would it be to just walk around a campus like you guys, this is so crazy, how lame am i right now, make america great again, go trump. i think the entire campus would vaporize. >> first of all, you have to pay for that? you have to get a scholarship for that? what am i going to say then? >> that's true. >> those words are put in play so you don't say cuss words. just don't talk to nobody. when people walk up to me. >> that's true. we are going to evolve towards people who don't speak. >> i would like to take this one and run with it but i'm afraid i will put my food in t in my moud i don't have a leg to stand on. come o this is hilarious. you know how amazing it is when someone says something like that
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and i get to catch them at it? like real quick? like i would never be offended by someone making a joke about legs or using a saying we use all the time. i think -- i don't get it. if it were reversed, and you called guys girls, in a derogatory way, they are going to giggle, right? and punch you in the arm. >> that's what happens on sports teams i was cut from. >> when i was hey, girls, let's go, ladies. i'm going to call my high school head coach, you wronged us. >> i deserve some kind of payment. the most offensive person here is guy. >> please don't call me that. it's problematic. it's heteronormative.
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shame on you. >> what is your middle name? >> pelham. >> your middle name is pelham? >> which is french for guy. >> is it french for guy? >> no, that's from the movie, the subway movie. >> taking of pelham 123. yes. >> well done. one fan. >> always nice when one fan comes. >> it is. great movie. that was the opposite of not fun. our final thoughts next.
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the great flood that's hit there, it was worse than, right up there with hurricane sandy. and the government i think has been a little slow in getting there. i live out there so i have been on the road doing a movie so i haven't seen a lot of the damage and stuff. before that, louisiana was getting hit a lot, a lot of racial issues and police shootings and all that kind of stuff. but the cajun navy is basically locals with boats who have jumped out there in the flood to help everybody out. not just them but every day normal people, people in other parishes and stuff who weren't getting flooded, really united as a community. there was no black lives matter boat or no trump boat or no clinton foundation boat. it was regular every day people, didn't care what color you were, didn't care whatever your mindset was, they helped everybody. they are helping everybody. people at home donate, do whatever you have to do. a lot of people lost everything. over 40,000 homes and stuff. my hat's off to the people of
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louisiana who showed that when real bad things happen, people unite and it's not a color thing. it's a human thing. they are still human beings in this country. i think that's great. >> i would agree with that. kennedy? >> i didn't know we were getting all important and sensitive and thoughtful toward other people. i was just going to say, there was a report that came out this week that said flossing doesn't do much for you. i wanted to say that i'm still an advocate of flossing. and rubber tipping and tongue scraping. even when you hear something you don't necessarily have to follow every single study like a lemming. >> flossing is fun, too, if you share. joey? >> so this week, a movie called range 15 made its way on to itunes and amazon. this is the first movie of its kind. it was completely written, produced, starred and directed by veterans.
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guys like william shatner, a-list talented people, sean astin are part of it. but anyway, they let me be part of it and they went straight to i think number two on itunes. it's an independent field crowd funded. download it. it will completely offend you. you will see me for three seconds. i'm the guy with the robot legs. really cool. >> guy? >> this election season has gotten me down. it's been a lot of ups and mostly downs. it's depressing on a number of levels. but two weeks from today, college football is back. that's all i got. >> go, bruins! >> last word? >> i never changed a light bulb because i always had my roommates do it and i don't have roommates and my apartment's really dark and i think i have to move. >> that's the best thing you can do. thanks to tyrus, kennedy, joey
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