constipation and vomiting. trintellix did not have significant impact on weight. ask your healthcare professional if trintellix could make a difference for you. hi, i'm greg gutfeld now with 50% more leg room. here's what's coming up. donald trump, immigration. is it a flip-flop or an evolution? either way i agree with him, i think. who knows? hillary runs from e-mails and goes after white males. it's what she does when all else fails. anyway, what's the best movie in the last 16 years? you wouldn't believe it if we told you. sadly it doesn't star stephen segall. let's get started, america. i have to bleach my problem areas.

let's welcome tonight's guest. he's written eight books, that's two more than i've read. author of "up in the air" and columnist for harper's magazine. walter kearn. she's so smart, siri asks her for directions. jillian turner, former national security council, fox news contributor. he uses big ben as a pocket watch. tna wrestler tyrus. she's where silver linings go to die and he sharpens funny like a scalpel. actor, comedian jeff dye starring in "better late than never." so what is this alt-right thing that all the kids are talking about? alt-right. is it a computer key that once you press will send your browser history to your grandmother? is it all natural and made with bug saliva? is it a boy band who crafts

ballads out of passages from ann coulter? according to hillary clinton it's a bigoted brigade that embraced trump, such a threat she devoted a speech to it thursday. >> now, alt-right is short for alternative right. the "wall street journal" describes it as a loose but organized movement mostly online that rejects mainstream conservatism, promotes nationalism and views immigration and mutual i culturalism as threats to white identity. the de facto merger between breitbart and the trump campaign represents a landmark achievement for this group. a fringe element that has effectively taken over the republican party. >> sounds great. where do i sign up? i'm joking. it's awful. i doubt she actually knew what alt-right was until thursday. the alt-right are just adolescent trolls who spout garbage for shock value.

but because they favor trump over hillary, why not smear donald by connection. because after all, when the chips are down, screaming racism always works. i say it's the last refuge of a scoundrel but it's also the first, second and third. it's not part the of tof the ar. it is the arsenal. back to trolls because they're so much fun. we all use them to smear the opposition that they belong to. i have done it myself, conflating occupy wall street with the democratic party. in that case, i was right. but the alt-right trolls pee in my pool by polluting legitimate issues whether it's immigration or terror. it sucks when an idiot agrees with you. my point, all parties have a fringe, especially the left. in fact, the left is all fringe. whatever the alt-right is, it's basically online, fueled by barely employable wretches in stained boxers. the alt-left are more active. they block highways, shut down malls, scream at teachers,

threaten reporters, chant about killing cops. the best part about the alt-right, you have never actually met one. they prefer the couch to the quad, the basement to the bridges. bottom line, trolls exist in every party. at least the ones on the right, they're just really lazy. walter, have you ever heard of the alt-right? >> no, i never heard of the alt-right until a week ago when i read a "time" magazine cover story on trolls and the word was introduced into the language and i think it was a conspiracy by the weird fusion not between breitbart and conservatives, between time warner and hillary clinton because then a week later when she was giving her speech, there was a pre-registered google search you could do going back to the "time" magazine article of a week before that would lay out what it was. the weird thing about the alt-right is that usually when you put alt in something, you

mean the cool version. like alt country which is cooler than country. so i think there should be alt-right country. >> really? cocombine the two? >> yeah. i'm just an okie from a white identity suburb. >> that works. all right. jeff, basically, what, alt-right is kind of like a heckler at a comedy club. that's the way i look at it. >> i don't want to get mixed up in all this name calling and alt-right stuff. i don't know what the hell anything's happened since we started. i really didn't understand anything. hillary was being grumpy about. what you just read there, i don't know what that means either. i don't know. can we talk about the movie thing? >> it was the first thing i thought when i heard alt-right, music festival. >> conservatives who have been

to burning man. hillary broke the cardinal rule. she fed the trolls. right? info wars and alex jones are getting record numbers of hits ever since her mentioning. >> what i don't get is people on the right call them the alt-right which makes it seem they're part of this. it's not really a political party so much as it seems to be a personality disorder. i think that we should call them something else like basement dwellers who have never hugged another woman besides their roommate and by their roommate i mean their mom. because they live in her basement still. >> are we being too hard on something we don't even know intimately? >> i'm alt-ticked. as a professional wrestler, we call them marks. what a mark is, they watch our match and go why did he hit you with that, i would have done this differently, you're stupid,

air n you're not that tough. that's what they do. they troll. we're supposed to ignore but every once in awhile i have a sensitive day and i'm like what's your address. then they bring out the tissues, weird stuff happens to the keyboard. it's stupid. honestly, if i was hillary, anything to do with alt keyboard, computer, i would just stay away from. we're going to bring up the alt-right. i'm not. >> i think they're guilty of political appropriation. anything they attach themselves to makes it seem bad. >> where's the rest of the conservative, the far right coming up and saying well, how can you call us the alt-right? it impl indicaicates all of us. >> or crazy lunatics. >> they are just taking the high road because this is ridiculous and we don't care. >> yeah. so the alt-right is klansmen who

still live in their parents' basement? >> yeah. >> listen. most klansmen are in the field doing their stuff, building little crosses and stuff. they're not on their computers. they are in their own little world and they protect their world. they are not out -- on my way here i didn't have to run through six klansmen to get in the building. >> they have a social media team now. >> the trolls are cocky and pick on big tough guys who can probably hurt them. >> the crazy thing is hillary actually has a paid army of trolls. what are they called? correct the record or whatever? >> media matters. >> yeah. when i go on twitter and mention hillary clinton, i don't even have to get to the next word. i'm inundated with hate. >> i'm using that as a transition because i want to bring this up. hillary as a mess of scandals going. the latest is great. apparently she deleted e-mails using a program called bleach bit which sounds like something i bought at walgreens.

remember when she said this. >> did you wipe the server? >> what, like with a cloth or something? >> i don't know. i don't know how it works digitally. >> i don't know how it works digitally at all. >> not so fast, sally smarty pants. turns out that cloth was a program that permanently deletes data but does anybody really care? the fact is, hillary's crimes are boring because it's e-mail. that helps her. there are no great visuals to accompany such a scandal. the republicans can't beat her at being boring as long as you have donald trump because he's interesting. so imagine this little experiment, if mike pence were the gop candidate, the media would have to cover hillary's scandals because he's so damn boring. the boring olympics, pence would win in a landslide. if only people knew who he was. >> mike pence. >> mike pence. >> yes, sir. i'm the governor of the state of indiana, running for vice president of the united states.

>> vice president? >> yes, sir. yes, sir. i'm running with donald trump. i'm his running mate. >> all right. i'm going to you again about politics. i'm very very scared that you might not have anything to say. >> no. i actually felt -- i feel bad for the people that that boring old guy came up and interrupted. like i don't know, we're just trying to cut some people's hair. why are you here, what's going on. jacob pence is it? i feel bad for them. >> i think it's good to be boring at this point. what do you think? >> yeah. >> i'm doing a good job of it now. >> i make a living off of it. >> the thing is, nobody really cares about these scandals. my theory is because there are no visuals. like tv producers would rather show two people arguing on the street out of seven billion people rather than a scandal that might have national security implications. >> anthony weiner definitely got more play than the entire, you know -- >> we don't know what she erased.

>> true. >> yoga e-mails. it was just yoga e-mails which are very embarrassing. that's why if i'm ever going to talk about yoga i make sure to do it only on the phone so there's no record of me having done so. or when you are planning weddings. >> right. or your wedding. >> i don't like that she played dumb about the wiping it with a cloth thing. that's a big problem with old people, they always go like whenever i have e-mail i have to bring my son out to help me. i don't know how it works. why would i want you running the country? you don't even know how e-mails work and the internet and twitter? i see it all the time. i don't even do twitter. i don't even know how that works. it's 140 letters. how hard kit can it be. you know how sentences work. figure it out. >> wiping with a cloth, that's what her husband does. >> oh, great. >> wow. [ speaking simultaneously ] >> i was just about to commend him for his talk about weiner

and you just went there. the point is, he did something, it wasn't illegal but he had to give up his office because he was morally [ inaudible ]. hillary did the same thing but it's not sexual based. not yet. i hope it's not. sorry. but the point is, though, whether it was pay for play or talking to people, she used her office for personal e-mails. >> what if she was doing yoga during benghazi? >> there you go. that's a right wing conspiracy. she was doing yoga during benghazi. >> you are ashamed of telling when you do yoga. >> i'm not. i would be if i was doing it during benghazi. >> fair enough. >> figure it out. >> you know what? when producers decide to do stories, they want to do the story, then they realize it's boring. they try to find eight different ways to make it interested but

they can't. >> i wonder if bleach bit has gone out of business. because the fbi has gotten all those e-mails that she bleach bitted. >> yeah. also, she bragged, the company bragged about it on their website. they basically, accessory to the crime. they said we helped block the fbi. that's on their website. >> bleach bit can wipe clear your computer history and no one will ever know? >> yeah. >> they are online? you can find them online? >> yeah. >> huh. is that like a hash tag or app? >> i spilled a glass of wine on my laptop and i took it to apple. it cost me $700 and it came back and everything was gone. i'm wondering where is everything. they go we lost it all. i go wow, and i'm going did they really lose it all or did it just go into some weird bank that whenever they want they can just pull out here's this art film you made in the '70s, greg. actually more like the '90s. >> you can get it on netflix

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what is donald trump's immigration policy right now? hard to tell. he shifts more than mario andretti. stop it. anyway, the original position during the primary was all illegal aliens get deported. for that critics gave him more crap than they give fred sanford. this week he gave sean hannity a softer position on illegal aliens. >> i've had very strong people come up to me, really great great people come up to me and they've said mr. trump, i love you, but to take a person that's been here for 15 or 20 years and throw them and the family out, it's so tough, mr. trump. i mean, i have it all the time. it's a very very hard thing. >> so he goes more moderate, he makes his base unhappy and

critics call him a flip-flopper. he can't win. so then he tells anderson cooper from another network, not sure which one it is, this. >> there is no path to legalization. >> you talked about -- >> unless people leave the country, well, when they come back in, if they come back in, then they can start paying taxes. >> they still have to leave? >> there's no path to legalization unless they leave the country and come back. >> as of this taping, that's where his position is. he may have changed it again. i hear he's thinking of deporting anderson cooper. walter, i think you're not just -- you are a fan of trump, aren't you? >> not really. but you know, i can be for this show. >> okay. good, good, good. all right. let's start again. walter, you're a fan of donald trump. >> absolutely. >> why should people be surprised that a negotiator changes his mind? isn't that what negotiators do? >> absolutely. it's called the art of the deal, not the art of the intransigent

hard line position. he's like a car salesman, that prius will cost you $70,000. then you have to get him down to the actual price. i think for the wall it's going to go to obstacle course. you are going to have to jump over a fence, swing on a rope and then crawl through muddy water to get to the united states. except wait, that's what you already have to do to get to the united states. >> well done. well done. >> that's where they got the idea for american ninja warrior. >> i think you're coming on to a very unusual idea where that's how you win citizenship. it's a game show. sounds like a horrible movie. >> a really bad "star trek" episode. >> "the running man."

the richard dawson movie. it's a game show. i'm going to stop there before it gets even worse. jeff, politicians always change their minds but he had such a harsh position, now he's working backwards. is that right? >> now he's changing to jeb bush's position on immigration. which didn't work for jeb bush. so now donald trump is so desperate, he's stealing bad ideas that didn't work. that's like me stealing jokes from jeb bush. it's a bad idea. i don't know what's happening. >> he is actually quite witty at times. unintentionally, i might add. >> we are not electing him for wit. >> although aren't we? >> someone else wrote that. >> yeah, that's true. >> i don't see how this can really hurt trump because more than two-thirds of people agree there should be some kind of path to citizenship for some people. then the really hardcore like die-hard trump people, no matter what he says, they don't really think about it, they just go hell, yeah, no matter what it

was. >> because they like him. >> because they like him. if you ever point out, i pointed out on twitter something about how his views, whatever they are, people are like whatever, trump 2016, hell, yeah, he said that. so it doesn't really matter what he says. he can change as much as he wants. >> when he was like abortions for everyone, everyone was boo. abortions for no one, boo. he said abortions for some, not for others. >> exactly. katrina pearson, his spokesperson said i think it was yesterday, donald trump has not changed his position on immigration. he's just been changing what he says. >> yes. the words. but okay. >> she knows his heart. >> that's called selling your soul for a few votes. >> however, i'm inclined to agree except for the fact what we are witnessing is the depth of ideology which i am for. i like the fact that maybe, you know, it's not a litmus test anymore. i don't know. i'm trying to come up with a defense.

>> the thing is, if you listen to the video, when he said many people came up to me, those many people weren't in the audience because they were like oh, hell no, boo, build a wall. so i think after that was over, he went in the back, goes what did you think and people in the crowd and stuff and e-mails and some people are like ooh, maybe not. so don't worry, i'm on tv tomorrow, i'll fix it. don't worry about it. we're back on plan. so pay no attention to what i said yesterday. it's a new day. like the wizard of oz pulling stuff. >> i think he wants to be liked and when you want to be liked, the most important thing is strange new respect. winning over people that were skeptical of you before. >> exactly. i think that trump, you know, i have it on good authority that trump is the captive of whoever talked to him last. he pretty much admitted it in that clip. some people came up to him and you know -- >> illegal aliens came up to him. >> you can't say he didn't change.

he was talking about deportation forces and yeah, even if it's your kid, the kid's a citizen, the parents are illegal, the kid has to go to maybe you can stay. that's different. sorry, that's just different. it's a little more reasonable seeing i don't want to turn this country into more of a police state than it already is. but it changed. i guess the people who are coming here no longer are rapists or just coming here to offload their drugs. he changed his mind about that. >> he said that a long time ago. >> that was months ago. >> that's how they treat it. don't listen to that. it's old. >> it's not flip-flopping, it's invol evolving, people. julian assange is threatening to release more stuff about hillary. be right back.

wikileaks leader julian assange appeared on the kelly file this week saying he plans to release hidden information on hillary clinton. >> do you believe the information in your possession could be a game i think cchange u.s. election? >> i think it's significant. you know, it depends on how it catches fire in the public and in the media. and what else is released during the election cycle. >> interesting. my question is, is he really

concerned for the future of america or is he just doing this for his own sick satisfaction? since when do we have the right to look at other people's secret stuff? in other instances we look at hacking as an atrocious violation of privacy. remember jennifer lawrence's nude pictures? i sure don't. which is why i have to keep looking at them. when is hacking okay? when it's someone you don't like like hillary? ask yourself this. would you like people looking at your late night drunk e-mails, or those pictures you texted to lou dobbs last thursday at 4:00 a.m.? not for nothing, but it took me an hour to get into that unitard. i took a vote and half of you like julian assange and the other half hate. so i don't know who to go first. tell me why you like him. >> because he's like a less fit ryan lochte. hair-wise, i mean. i like him because he does the

job that reporters used to do. i mean -- yeah. my only problem with wikileaks is they don't get leaks from the sort of accounts that i want them from. i want to know about james franco's tinder history. you know. and i want to hack into warren buffett's ameritrade account. but the main thing about assange is this. these aren't hacking jobs. people who want to release this information and happen to have it give it to him. that's very different than running a hacking operation. >> i'm not so sure somebody steals it and give it to him. rebut this. >> seems like running a crime ring. >> no, that's hillary clinton as he's sharing with people thank god. >> he's like a low-life -- he's getting information from these like people who envision

themselves as kind of renegades but they're a bunch of crackhead thugs. these are really people who -- >> people in politics. >> all this information is already -- >> that's where the information belongs. not with the general public. if you want your government to have a purpose to be able to protect your national security interests here, abroad, you want to have some semblance of respite from the crazy terrorist attacks that run folding all across the globe, they have to have some proprietary information. >> but everybody not knowing about this stuff would hurt our national security because hillary clearly continues to behave in a way that puts her own convenience over national security and she doesn't care because no one's holding her accountable. now he finally being somebody to hold her accountable in a way that nobody else is. it would be more dangerous to have her -- >> the notoriety? >> let's replace hillary with somebody you like. would you feel the same way?

>> somebody i like or somebody's naked pics doesn't affect my national security and my civil liberty. that's a huge difference. >> julian assange didn't release leslie jones' naked photo. that's a big merge there. >> i'm saying, everybody felt that that's a violation when you go after somebody like leslie jones or jennifer lawrence. but we're okay with hillary because we don't like hillary. >> no, we're okay with it because it's much bigger information and huge news. it's not conspiracy as much as evidence. >> so you don't mind if somebody h hacks your e-mail? >> i'm an idiot. yes. do whatever you want. >> but when you are her age, you might be running for president. >> hopefully if i had any crimes people would call me on it. >> all he's done is speed up the freedom of information act. >> he hasn't speeded up anything. he held it up. if you have the dirt, give the dirt. if she committed a crime, hey, fbi, i have the sources. here's the stuff. he's sitting on tv going i have

information so you all listen to me. what do you have? you know what i'm saying? he's messing with the wrong place. he will mess around in a duffel bag and end up in sweden. sorry, but damn. if you have got something, use it. don't sit on some show talking about well, come october, trying to get pay per view bites. >> know what his october surprise is? turns out he's actually tilda swinton. >> they are catch him cheating and the guy will be like well that's an invasion of privacy. that's not really the point anymore. right? >> you just encouraged a certain behavior that you should be against. >> i don't care about it. i really do. i will say this to hackers out there. i think you're very cool and i hope you don't go through my phone but it's the truth. if something bigger comes out you don't get to go that's an invasion of privacy. now you have to deal with the bigger thing. >> you have been sleeping with

my sister. you looked at my stuff. >> exactly. yeah. >> aren't they the same? it's a violation. >> we live in a world where we think just because nobody caught us that it's okay. what you do in private is what you are as a human being. that's the real you. you don't just get to mask it with stuff and go well, nobody caught me so it's allowed. >> i hate being convinced. don't get convinced by this comic. you're wrong. >> every ex-girlfriend i have ever had has basically gone into my search history and when they find hot babysitter threesomes i'm grateful. because it motivates me to hide harder. >> why do you hire more than one babysitter? >> you're watching the babysitter, right? >> i hope so. it's a website where you sit on babies. >> okay. >> weird. coming up, mcdonald's.

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''. i have a theory. mcdonald's should stay in its lane. the golden arches had to recall 29 million fitness trackers that were given away in happy meals because the wristbands were reportedly irritating and even burning the kids' arms. sorry, mcdonald's. you have to give up the health kick. i don't know who keeps pushing you down the healthy alternatives road but it's got to stop. burgers and fries are your bread and butter. no one wants apple slices in the

happy meal. the only apples should be in your hot apple pies that always burn the roof of your mouth. and give mow a shake. i'll drink a bottle of mcwater when i'm dead. you make big macs, you morons. leave this exercise [ bleep ] to the boring people. more important, don't you ever try to replace a happy meal toy with a fitness tracker again. that's a lousy substitute for a toy even if it doesn't give the kid a rash. all right. jeff? bad idea, good idea? mcdonald's, pro, con? >> i think mcdonald's is so unaware of what health is, they thought that's how you burn calories. i think that's how it works. burn these kids' arms. that's still the healthiest thing on their menu. a lumpy piece of hot plastic. that's healthier for you than the garbage they're pumping down everyone's throats all over america. >> mcdonald's has saved more

lives than any poverty program by offering affordable food. that's my theory. i have nothing to back it up. why should i? it's my show. thank you. applaud. all right. walter, thoughts? >> well, first of all, i don't think fitness tracker was the way for mcdonald's to enter the wearable computing field. i think i want egg mcvirtual reality goggles. i want them to give me a fully immersive experience of what it's like to pass through the human digestive tract as a hot apple pie. >> it's very fast. >> very fast. but this is called playing both sides. this is like your drug dealer opening a rehab. you know, this is like larry

flint selling chastity belts. they get the kids fat then they get them to work it off, they get hungry, they go back, get fat. it's the perfect vehicle. >> i wish. >> the wristbands didn't even fit the kids' fat wrist. what they did was they say i'm doing good. probably what happened was every time they drove by mcdonald's, they didn't walk, every time they drove by it probably stung them, i need to eat. that's what it is. no, not burger king. i have to go to mcdonald's. that's exactly what it is. cheap technology with cheap food. it will burn chubby kids' wrists. >> mcdonald's saying those kids should have known the health trackers weren't healthy. that it would hurt them. it's from mcdonald's. they should know better. use your brain. >> you don't go to mcdonald's for a health tracker.

>> it's just not a positive experience when you're at mcdonald's no matter what happens. i have cried in one myself. then i went up to the counter and demanded a refund because my happy meal didn't make me happy. they were like leave. it's true. it's true. i probably needed to go home at that point. >> you're not under 11. get out of here. >> i needed to go home. >> what ticks me off is i go to best buy and pay $110 for fit bit. then i find out mcdonald's is giving them away for free in happy meals. >> they were probably lying, though. they were probably like kids take three steps, you just burned 1,000 calories. time for another big mac. >> they should give out gps trackers that should help you find a better restaurant. >> have you ever eaten at mcdonald's? >> i have. >> they are being too hard on this wonderful amazing restaurant. >> i don't understand why the children need a fit bit. >> so their parents sleep better knowing i fed them mcdonald's

today but he does have a fit bit. that's what that is. >> 5 year olds don't have diabetes generally, right? do they? >> you never know. i'm not a doctor. i can't judge. although i played one at certain clubs downtown. i have to say, mcdonald's is an amazing place. i love mcdonald's. mcdonald's doesn't love me. i said this before. it knows the carpool lane in my intestines. it's going out as it's coming in. i don't even know how it happens. i should probably stop there. >> they should just sell mcflurries. those are very good. >> yeah. all right. coming up, a really fun story about fun things and stuff. what's the best movie of this century? i would say the one i made in mexico but it's more like a art film. if i chose to express emotion, i would say that rocket mortgage has made me the happiest humanoid in the galaxy.

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what's your pick for this century's best flick? the bbc asks film critics all over the world to rank the greatest films of the 21st century, anything from the year 2000 until now.

no godfather, jaws 2 or 3. some on the list, finding nemo. the hurt locker. loved it. 22, lost in translation. ugh. let's skip to the top three. number three, there will be blood. lots of it. number two, in the mood for love. yuck. number one, mulholland drive. what's always more interesting is what didn't make the list. love actually. the world agrees it's the worst film ever. it is truly the red-hot chili peppers of movies. >> i like both of those. >> walter, up in the air, the movie that you wrote with george clooney wasn't on the list and had six oscar nominations. you must be proud not to be included. >> i am. magic mike xxl wasn't on there. up in the air wasn't on there. i'm in good company. but the main thing about this list was it's 2016.

is it really time to be doing best of the century lists? that is like waking up on monday morning and saying i just had the best bowel movement all week. >> that's an interesting metaphor. or analogy. >> yes. >> i scienense a trend in this . you were waiting for this segment the whole show. >> i felt a lot of guilt because i was like i like that movie and i like that movie. you got to put it up because they're not that good. >> which one? >> you talked about red hot chili peppers. they're pretty good. >> i hate them. i hate them. >> i thought that you like, you reconciled with them. >> no, i didn't. i pretended to. now i hate them even more. shirtless aging millionaires. how did we get off this topic? we are talking about movies. it was dogville on that list

which i haven't seen but sounds cool. dogville. wall-e. i like that movie. i like robots, man. >> one-off movies. no one -- number one, no one knows what that movie's about unless you're on youtube, you saw the one scene. apparently two girls make out in a pool. then the credits hit. >> it's not in a pool, it's in a bedroom. >> sorry. >> good movie, in the bedroom. >> that is a good movie. >> todd field, good director. >> i don't like movies, really. they're so long. the only thing i like about going to the movies is the happiest i ever feel is when it's over and i can get on with my life. >> all movies? >> no, not like happy gilmore or slappy and the stinkers about five rapscallions who rescue a sea lion. five kids, one sea lion, no

rules. >> sounds amazing. how did you feel about this list? >> kat just said rapscallion. >> i did. nobody noticed. thank you. >> here's what i think. has anyone else seen sausage party? >> no. >> oh, my god. >> good? >> it's not on the list. i just saw it last week. you have to see it. oh, my god. it's so funny. it's like the best thing ever. >> jillian turner went and saw sausage party. >> i love it. >> did you see it? >> no. >> it will make you love movies. >> i stopped going to movies. the idea of sitting in a room with strangers, being forced to watch something that you paid for when you could have the option of none of that because nobody has manners anymore. i'm always on the edge in a theater of something bad happening. >> that's because there might be a mass shooting. >> that's how the audience feels right now. >> stop, stop. hell, no, stop. i go to the movies all the time by myself, have no problems.

>> you can get on your phone and nobody will tell you to shut up. >> where is the marvel stuff? those are the real great movies everyone goes to see and stuff like that. this list is terrible. >> he sits here and the whole row is empty. >> i go to movies all the time. for awhile i was posting lonely guy at the movies. it's something i like to do. i go by myself. no one's talking to me. what's happening? watching the movie. it's fun for family and stuff but i enjoy the movies and that list is horrible. >> last word? sounds like you need to get something off your chest. >> i love movies as well. i go, i'm a big fan. i want to chime in and say we can't identify with you. you're a giant. >> i can't identify with you either. >> she has to be afraid of going to a movie. she's like a lady. >> she's like a ninja in heels. >> you are a giant. people aren't going to mess with you. why is everyone scared? i go to movies.

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nail salon. >> that is the best final thought ever. >> i can't believe i just said that. >> i think that will end up somewhere. >> but it's true. >> all i can picture is some dude getting a pedi and mani and yelling at him for not getting the right color. >> kat goes last because i like it when she cries. >> thanks for having me. if anyone's mad at me, feel free to troll me. >> do not go to red tube. kat? >> i want to do a quick fact check because i always see people saying like everything's okay in the end, if it's not okay, it's not the end. but the end is where you die. so that's not true. so i rewrote it. everything will be okay if it's not the end because if it's not the end at least you're not going to die yet.

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