including me. it's monday, all day and all night, right here on fox. thanks so much for watching. greg gutfeld is next. see you next week! monday night, actually. hi. i'm the guy the show is named after. here's what's coming up. there's something i've got to watch monday. monday night, i can't remember what it is. not football. i know that. it'll come to me. oh, yes, the debate! so why do folks want to watch this crazy mess? t tyrus, our giant man on the street. omarosa says critics will have to bow to president trump, i guess so, if he's elected to president of japan. plus, the very first installment of the catalog. it's our monologue. let's get started, america. i've got to get up early

tomorrow to clean. let's welcome tonight's guests. he makes more sense than the mint. dr. gosh, author of "defeating jihad," that was a great joke. he's funny and deep like a hole filled with clown blood, writer and comedian, david angelo. her idea of a good time is a bad time, national review reporter, kat demp. and finally, she's so big it took five storks to deliver him, wrestler, tyrus. but first -- it's true. finally, donald versus hillary, hillary versus donald. i haven't been this exciting for a monday night since they

canceled "designing women." 100 million people are expected to watch as the polls show a race that's tighter than channing tatum's ass. you know what they say. >> stakes are high. >> the stakes in this election have never been higher. >> the stakes are high. >> a high-stakes showdown. >> the stakes couldn't be higher. this is what america's been waiting for. >> stakes, eh? the stakes are high, as high as gary johnson. >> who we are and what we've done, and based on that, i can for the whole debate and not say anything. >> she is so turned on. i think we found our new president. but, you know, gary may be on to something. expectations are very low, but donald may be keeping expectations low by saying stuff like this. >> it's a phoney system. lester's a democrat. i mean, they're all democrats. okay? >> except that lester's a

registered republican. and my plilates instructor. meanwhile, hillary's been holed up somewhere getting ready for battle. can you blame her? listen to this. >> having said all of this, why aren't i 50 points ahead youb might ask? well, the choice for working families has never been clearer. i need your help to get donald trump's record out to everybody. >> oh! lady, you want to know why you're not 50 points ahead? it's because you're yelling at me. do it again. >> having said all of this, why aren't i 50 points ahead, you might ask? >> that could wake the cremated. once more. >> having said all this, why aren't i 50 points ahead, you might ask? >> she said voovoozala in imax. >> oh, man. no difference. she's like the lady in line ahead of you fighting with the

cashi cashier, and she's looking at you for support. no thanks, lady, i'm just buying corn nuts and listerine strips. this is your battle. now, trump doesn't like to overprepare. instead, thursday he went to philly for a cheesesteak. >> who wants one? you want one? >> how are you prepping right now? >> well, i'm here -- >> trump. >> i think it's going bad. >> debate? i'm getting a cheesesteak, screw your debate! but maybe that's his strategy, play it cool while hillary's huddled away studying. he's ferris bueller to her jeannie bueller. he's bart simpson to her lisa. he's mike seaver to her carol seaver. she's a volvo, he's the lead car in road warrior. she's grilled chicken, he's soggy fries you devour over the sink right before blacking out in your own filth. she's a low-carb smoothie, he's

a breakfast burrito from 7-eleven that gives you the runs. so who's got the better strablg? well, during the primaries, trump picked off 16 others one by one. >> you're the liar. you're the lying guy up here. you're the -- >> why don't you release -- >> i've given my answer, lyin' ted, i've given my answer. >> don't worry about it, little marco. >> well, up here, big donald. >> don't worry about it, little marco. you're a tough guy, jeb. i'm at 42 and you're at 3, so so far, i'm doing better. >> doesn't matter. doesn't matter. >> so far, i'm doing better. you started off over here, jeb, you're moving over further and further. pretty soon you're going to be off the end. >> it still works! it worked on those guys, but could it work on hillary? she could do what she did back in 2008. >> well, that hurts my feelings. >> i'm sorry, senator. i'm sorry. >> but i'll try to go on. >> mm. i'm thinking this could turn

into an old married couple screaming at each other on a carnival cruise. or go death silent like an old married couple not screaming at each other on a carnival cruise. maybe that's the best debate prep of all practice how long you can remain silent. period! >> this is going to be the greatest night ever, isn't it, dr. gorka? well, first, because we're going to dinner. but, no, how do you see this unfolding? >> look, it's being pitched like godzilla versus king kong, right? >> yes. >> but the trouble is, there's only one person in the race. there's one person running around the track. the other person isn't even in the stadium. they're at home on an iv. seriously. >> yes, so you're saying she's anemic and weak and he's basically running against himself? >> yeah. he is doing what he does, which is being the donald. and people are laughing it up.

and he came from nowhere. a year ago, who took him seriously? >> i didn't. >> nobody did! >> and i told him to run. what was i thinking? no, i was prescient. all right, david, what do you make of this? as a comedian, you have so many targets. >> i am actually worried about hillary. >> really? >> i'm genuinely, like, there's so much anxiety, i don't think -- i don't think she will -- i'm afraid she'll like, faint or something. i'm genuinely afraid of it. and i have anxiety about that. like, i'm not like a hillary health truther, like, i totally take her at her revised statement that she has pneumonia and whatever. i uncynically accept her third version of events, no problem. but like, i don't know, i just don't know. that to me, her health, that is such a big red flag. bernie sanders supporters are actually gathering around to

salute it. >> could it be that the expectations are so low that our expectations are high for mayhem? we're expecting it to just all hell break lose. it might not. >> you know, in wrestingiling, o this a lot. we build the card. and we do a good job of this. we could go back to hillary's speech, she's obviously being coached, because she obviously has a new, somebody trying to give her some emotion, somebody in ear. that's where the head stuff came from. someone's like, emotion, emotion, not quite it, that's it. usually when she speaks, she doesn't move. now that she's throwing her head around, it will be more exciting. throw some head stuff. >> you know what it's like, it's like west world. like, she's one of the robot and they're down in this little center going, move head. all right, point at donald.

all right, kat, trump's strategy is to let hillary talk. is he going to actually be able to bite his tongue? >> okay, it's going to work, because i'm sure she's going to be the one that's going to be prepared and have the best policy points and all the talking head people will say she won. but people watching at home don't care. they like the zingers. she's captain zinger. he's very good at short little phrases like make america great again, build the wall, china is bad. all of that is very interesting. what does she have? she has only bad ones that people remember, like, what difference does it make, or clean with the cloth, or pokemon go to the polls, which is maybe the worst of all. >> that was good. >> he can have all the good memorable moments and she better hope she doesn't have any memorable moments, because they're never good ones. >> i have a strategy that trump could win this outright. you know what he's got to get her to do is to have a coughing fit, right? once she starts coughing, it's over. so what he's got to know -- you know, they have a podium. he's got to tell them first that he sweats a lot, so he needs

like a fan. has a little fan there. and when the camera is not on him, he brings out a pepper mill and does this, and it just blows pepper in her direction. i'm not much of a prop comic, but i'm kind of proud of it. >> that's good. >> it is good. we've got to move on here, but tyrus, you went out and actually talked to people on the street. shows normally don't do this. they don't send people out to like times square to interview people. i think this is the first show on fox ever to do this. >> incredible. what an idea. >> exactly. >> what an amazing experience. >> you talked to american people -- >> kind of, yeah. >> apparently hanging out in times square -- literally, you're from china? you're from scotland? sweet. is there a new yorker in the house. all the new yorkers said, leave me alone. >> the only way you can find that is by going to the prisons. all right, can we roll this?

let's go. >> greatest debate in the history of mankind is coming up between lihillary clinton and donald trump. >> absolutely. >> who do you think has the advantage? >> donald trump. >> trump. >> what kind of debate do you want to see? talk about the issues and policies, or a straight up yo mama match? >> yo mama. >> what happens if trump makes her cry. >> i would love it. >> who wins in an arm wrestling match? >> probably hillary, kick him in the [ bleep ]. >> what would happen if hillary continue tts talking of her time is up. what would be an effective device to get her to stop talking. >> shh. >> one guy said to hook them up to an electric chair and you said "shh." if you were there like at a red sox game, would you heckle her? >> no. >> you wouldn't be like hillary, you married a cheater, quack, quack, quack quack quack. we assembled the panel of what

we think would be the greatest debates of all time. clinton/trump, burr/hamilton, greg, arnold and sly, brangelina, and alien versus predator. >> definitely arnold and stallone. >> what do you think that would be about? they're not even real people. >> you said the greatest one to watch. that would be the greatest one. >> because they're going to say a lot. >> urg, urg. >> you have no idea who this man is? >> no. >> we're going to delete everything you just said if you can't just tell me who this man is? >> oh, greg gutfeld, right? >> you love that guy, right? >> yeah, i love greg gutfeld. >> watch him every week? >> yeah, definitely, you know i love "the tonight show". >> you want to see brad and angelina? >> i don't know their story, i just love the way that they look. >> oh, they're hot. you want them just to stand on the stage and look pretty? that's how i make my living, so it's all good. >> who would you like to see? >> the other one?

>> the other guy is my guy, hamilton. >> you should have told them. >> you do know that's a unicorn? >> yeah. >> and this guy is? >> that's greg gutfeld! >> oh! somebody knows! >> you're not supposed to be that surprised if somebody knows me. >> i was surprised, because he was a really smart guy who knew the issues. so -- and the other guy who was talking about "the tonight show," he was also trying to sell me weed, so. yeah, some interesting things down there. but the debate as a whole, i think america is -- at least the pulse i got from down there, they were more -- they want to see it, but i think they've kind of seen it already. they think it's not going to be name-calling, it's not going to be an old episode of "saturday night live" with dan aykroyd and jane, you know, policy after policy, and trump goes, hillary, you ignorant slut.

like, that's what they want to see. >> everybody wants the excitement and the thrills. all right, we've got to take a break. much more to come. coming up, days of rioting in charlotte. we'll talk about that, next. [sfx: cellphone vibrating] do you want to answer that? nah, i'd never with a kid in the car.

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this week we saw violent protests break out in charlotte after an african-american man was shot by an african-american police officer. police say the man was carrying a gun, his family says it was a book. but there was a time when we waited for all the facts. now we're in the age of instant everything. feelings trump facts and threats of violence twist the path to justice. does such chaos add pressure to punish, as seen in baltimore, and isn't that just another form of injustice, too? we knock islamism for reverting to seventh century ideas, but here we have a similar phenomenon. once riots influence law, we trade civil society for mob rule. and whether it's jihadism or riots, the left and its compliant media are handicapped by their own belief that the system somehow deserves it.

add to that the network cameras, which attract crowds like moths to a flame, adding more drama, more adrenaline, and less patience. so should we return to a time when justice was instant? if so, then it's over for everyone. >> period! >> rioting, looting, effective way to bring about change? >> no, and it's funny, because last week we talked about protesting. colin kaepernick, that's a protest. builds dialogue. disagree, agree, you respect the protest. what happened in charlotte, regardless of whatever the video shows, means absolutely nothing. because these people, and you ever because i'm african-american, for some reason, why would we be connected to this, these are not protesters. this is a hate crime. they should all. charged with hate crimes. they destroyed their city, dragged white people into

parking lots and beat the hell out of them. threw rocks up on to cars, tried to steal cars. they weren't looking for justice in cash registers. the whole thing was -- and in a situation like that, where the whole point of it was, police brutality. police violence. and one of your protesters was shot by one of your protesters, so you're doing the same thing. you're not part of the solution, you're the problem. and if the media would just have the balls to say, this is not a protest, these are rioters, these are criminals, these are thugs and say, they are their own worst enemy. the police are no longer going to patrol their neighborhoods. which means more brothers being killed by brothers. if i was a police officer, i wouldn't have gone in there. the it's like they said it was, the police would have had guns and shot them all up. because according to them, that's how it was. and while all this stuff was going down black lives matters, we stand with you. so in a way, at least it all

came out. because it wasn't a white thing. this is the one time white people will be like, hey, we didn't do this's it was black on black crime. otherwise, a police officer doing his duty. but it was african-americans' fault. so we can take the race out of it. it is their hatred for the police department for officers out there doing their job. keep it real. it has nothing to do with race. but that's an easy ticket. because there's a small part of our population that just hear race and jump all over it and we get what we get. >> that's the thing. dr. gorka, it feels like the discussion is over. the mind cannot be unbended when it comes to race or when it comes to any kind of ideology, right? >> i think it doesn't matter what's on any of these videos, because it's not about truth. it's about division, it's about hatred. and i would like to ask, you know the scenario, what if we changed the color of the rioters, or what if they weren't shouting "black lives matter,"

but shouting abu bakr and isis? how would we treat those people? so why? what's changed? if the mantra was white justice or islamic justice, these people would be treated as terrorists. no? >> yeah, i feel the same way. but i see this now as trend in almost everything, david. i think communication is futile. i think it's like, we are now going into our respective camps and being around people we agree with and that's it. right? >> right. i appreciate the opportunity to be comic relief on this topic. >> yes, this is a challenge. >> i do think -- i think you could have some empathy, you know, i'm not going to try to dissect it too much. but if they -- people react irrationally sometimes. >> yes! >> yes. >> look it, you have 9/11. >> rate. >> very fancy white people decided to invade iraq over that. that's not the right move, you know? >> yeah, okay. >> so there are things people do

where it's like, all right, i don't want to be judging too harshly, but it is like, if you're going to protest the police, riots aren't the best w way, they're just getting more money. they're getting funding for the tanks and stuff. >> and if you're protesting against the government, go to the government centers. but if you're going to loot, all you're going to get is copier paper and paper clips. >> i want to make sure that i also have an anti-looting and murder stance. >> that's very good. >> i do. but police brutality is a problem. you are more likely to be killed if you're black than if you're white, but looting is not helping anything, obviously. and i love that trump has been trying to connect with the black community. it's good, but at the same time, he's proposing stop and frisk, which, you know, is like proposing that in the communities that have been negatively affected the most by stop and frisk is maybe not the best idea, you know? >> but i might disagree with you

in communities where there are guys with guns, stop and frisk actually helps the people living in the community. >> well, they get arrested for having something in their pockets. i'm just saying, i don't know if it's resonating. that's okay, sometimes you try to talk to somebody, but say the wrong thing and they don't text you back, but at least you tried. >> we've said this before, we have to admit that riots are fun. they are literally a riot. people are out there, they're doing it because it's exhilarating to break windows. it's exhilarating to chase somebody to down a street. it's exhilarating to take things. we all talk about it like, oh, it's about injustice. no, there are young guys on the street having a blast and then they wake up and they have stories to tell. >> but then did the million man march mean anything? >> i hope so, but how many of these people remember that? >> just like martin luther king, what's their attitude towards that. >> -- don't reflect black america. they don't. they don't. they have no concern for

anything else but their own stuff. their agenda is to -- it's -- and there's another word for it, but basically, it's from the rap songs we grew up on hearing, some of us had the common sense to realize that's not how the world records. but with all due respect, it's [ bleep ] the police, and that's narrow narrative and they don't care anything about it. common sense, stats mean nothing. if you look at who's killing black people, it's not the police, it's like this much. white people get killed this much by the police. black people killed by black people is this much. and by doing what you're doing and getting the police to leave your neighborhoods, that number is going up. >> and you don't want that. we've got to move on. we've got tons more stuff coming up, including, a bomb went off in new york city last week, a terrorist stabbed people in minnesota, but do we even remember it? the stories people stopped talking about, next. (climbing sounds)

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bombings. >> just before i got off the plane, a bomb went off in new york and nobody knows exactly what's going on, but, boy, we are living in a time, we better get very tough, folks. we better get very, very tough. >> i've been briefed about the bombings in new york and new jersey and the attack in minnesota. obviously, we need to do everything we can to support our first responders. also to pray for the victims. we have to let this investigation unfold. >> get sea sick watching that. but how even-handed and dispassionate she is. how opposite in tone and tweet she was about charlotte. of course, there was another terror attack in st. cloud, minnesota. hero off-duty officer jason fowlkener shot and killed the creep that killed eight victims. with terror, the enemy is

external and unifies a country. to unite against jihad means social justice warriors have no authority anymore. but racial unrest is internal and tears us apart and emboldens anti-american forces in academia. for them, isis is less evil than the people they target. by the way, did you know that fowlkener was an nra-certified instructor. a fact left out of most stories, because as you know, the nra is evil. >> period. >> david, you just moved to new york. were you surprised how the daily routines was went back after the bombings. everyone was still out drinking. >> i was out that night. >> yes. >> and someone's like, there's a bomb at 23rd street. and i'm like, oh, my god. i'm going to have to walk to broadway to go up to the -- you know, it was -- so.

but the thing is, it's like, de blasio, you got to come out and say there's a bomb. >> i know! >> it's two hours later. he's like, we don't know what it is. >> yes. >> like, i'm there 30 seconds, i can be like, a dumpster just explodes, it's a bomb. >> yes. >> he won't, laike, he won't admit it. he's like, it's a kinetic home appliance. >> it could have been somebody making some rice. they put in the wrong spices, dr. gorka. you never know what happened. >> we've all made kim-che the wrong way. >> can i make one correction to your amazing analysis? just to re-emphasize things. you said one bomb. there were 11 ieds this weekend. 11 ieds in new york and new jersey. only two blew up. 11 in a weekend is beirut statistics. >> yes. >> okay? >> and we still forget it. i really like your external/internal thing and we've got to ate the right more

than the jihadis, absolutely true. but again, it's not external anymore. with this arrest of this guy, since isis declared caliphate in the last two years, we have killed or arrested 112 people in america linked to isis. not 12, not 22, 112. right here in america. >> kind of funny how bad they suck at building bombs, though. >> yeah, for now. >> i get for now, but i think we should make fun a little bit for them sucking at building bombs. if you're the kind of person who build bombs, it's probably all you do. not a side hobby. >> i totally disagree with your logic. all right, they're learning from "aspire" magazine, right? they're learning from "aspire" magazine. and they are the more primitive they are, the more likely they are. the more complex, the more likely they malfunction. >> so the bomb nerds are the ones really messing up? >> the bomb nerds -- it's the primitive guys. and we don't panic, because

there wasn't as many casualties. i mean, what happened if there had been 29 deaths? >> there would have been a problem. another problem was how quickly it was diff fusused. you know, how quickly the fire department got things done. they apprehended the guy. although just looking at him, i refuse to believe that was the mastermind behind everything. and that was the scary part. and they were like, we got him, it's good, let's go back to hating each other. >> literally. >> the issue is, if anything, when you look at stuff, when you're planning stuff, when i was planning stuff, i would have sent the dummy out first, the guy i don't care about. listen, you're going to plant 11 bombs, if you donate make it, you have 7,000 virgins waiting on you. if you go, you'll go to

guantanamo. they caught him, served him up, and to me that's more of a red flag than a white flag. a fox news alert. i'm jackie in new york. we're following two developing stories on this saturday night right now. washington state patrol say the suspect in a mall shooting in washington state now in custody. five people were killed in that shooting at the cascade mall in burlington which happened friday nearly, nearly 24 hours ago. and right now in baltimore, police looking for at least three gunmen at this hour after a shooting in the city's eastern district. as many as eight people were shot and taken to local hospitals for treatment. fortunately, none of the wounds are said to be life threatening. stay with fox news. we'll have more updates on these stories throughout the night. now back to "the greg gutfeld show." >> um -- >> i didn't say we shouldn't kill -- >> over the -- >> i did not say that.

>> you might have. >> i don't know that to be true. i don't know the facts, but i know it's true. on the other side of it, we have been messing up their leaders on the other side of the world. >> that's true. >> and there's been a lot of deaths and their infrastructure is in trouble. and then it just so happens that syria and america supposedly messed up and we bombed the wrong people, which i'm pretty sure we bombed the right people. so reactions are now frantic. and so this is a time where we'll make mistakes and guys are getting nervous, because now they're cut off from their life lines and money lines and trying to make moves. so things like this, poorly planned stuff will probably be a little more prevalent than before. >> i think so, too. one last fact before we move on, the dad of the terrorist reported him two years ago. i'm surprised that care hasn't called the dad islam phobic, but it's a big scandal in the sense that we criticize moderate muslims for not cooperating and then when we do, we ignore them. that's kind of on us. we want the cooperation and then we drop the ball on this one.

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better nutrition. better eggs. welcome back. greg's dead. i'm kat. so there was a lot of stuff that upset me this week. first one, bono. >> america is like the best idea the world ever came up with. but donald trump is potentially the worst idea that ever happened to america. >> really? trump's the worst idea to ever happen to america? remember when you tried to force your crappy album into all of our itunes accounts two years ago. and of course you forgot all the

other terrible ideas in the history of this country. like slavery, prohibition, slavery. but there's recent stuff, like hillary clinton's idea to use a personal server to discuss sensitive information, which may have put our national security at risk, just for the sake of her own convenience. anthony weiner's idea to ever pick up a smartphone. whoever had the idea to give tila tequila her own show. cummerbund. not sexy or stylish. how about the mcrib? actually, the mcrib is kind of nice. i can't pretend i'm too good for the mcrib, so take it down. but you know what is bad? the social pressure to use chopsticks. why should i have to sushi using

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because they don't know you exist and you will never meet them. speaking of face wash, i can't stand when people use the kkk as some type of proof that all trump supporters are racist. for example, elizabeth warren this week. >> let's face it, donald trump has more support from aryan nation and the kkk than he does from leaders of his own party. >> the worst of the worst doesn't represent a whole group. a lot of beatles fans were in charles manson's cult. is that a representation of all beatles fans? i'm a beatles fan, does that mean i'll probably be joining a drug and sex-fueled murderous cult any day now? maybe, i don't want know. sounds kind of fun. but what about the worst of the worst of hillary clinton supporters? like the orlando shooter's father, who after the shooting said that god will punish homosexuals and used that as an example of what all supporters are like, or maybe the hand-picked worst of the worst of a group doesn't say something about the entire group.

and finally, my man, gary johnson. on thursday, this happened. [ speaking gibberish ] >> now, for some reason, there was some jerky-jerk face cable news host who made fun of johnson for this. >> the stakes are high, as high as gary johnson. >> who we are and what we've done, and not based on that -- [ speaking gibberish ] >> she is so turned on. i think we found our new president. >> here's the thing. getting busted with your tongue sticking out can happen to anyone. >> -- be a surgeon, that's such a not chill thing to do. that's so not chill. >> trump's --

>> see, it happens to even the most brilliant people sometimes. so leave my little dare bear alone. can i get an exclamation point? >> exclamation point. >> all right. coming up, i sit quietly during the break, but you won't see that, because it will be during a commercial. and then omarosa said something psychotic, because, you know, she's crazy. man, my feet are killin' me.

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"frontline," a show on pbs, wherever that is, has released a preview of their election special airing next week and it looks awesome, i think, i didn't see it. the clip focuses on the 2011 correspondents white house dinner. trump adviser roger stone says that was the night trump decided to run for president. but the real highlight comes from this amazing quote from omarosa. >> every critic, every detractor will have to bow down to president trump. it's everyone who's ever doubted

donald, who ever disagreed, who ever challenged him. it is the ultimate revenge to become the most powerful man in the universe. >> well, i am just shaking in my boots. she scares the hell out of me. i don't know, david, there were so many better choices among the apprentice. >> gary busey, i know. he should be out on the campaign trail. >> he should. he probably thinks he is. he's sitting in a casket, saying, this is fantastic. trump says he keeps hiring the best people, she was not the best person. she was the villain. the villain! >> she gets things done, though. >> villains are valuable. >> that should be a t-shirt. >> can we look at what she said? bow down? the guy is entertaining, policies have become entertaining. what if you're a filmmaker in california? do you have to bow down to obama

or were you put in prison? >> interesting point. >> talk about reality. >> you know what i don't get is why she's fantasizing about people bowing down to another person. we all fantasize about everybody bowing down to ourselves, right? i've thought about every single one of you bowing down to me as soon as i saw you. so i think that's pretty normal. but like, why does she want to do that? i don't get it? >> because she is a toady. >> yeah, i don't get that. >> a person that immediately says -- okay, she worked for obama, right? she worked for trump. she has no ideology. she has no principles. all she wants is to be close to a powerful person. >> i can't judge her for that one bit. >> there's a word for that. >> what's that word? >> you said -- ass-kisser, yeah, that's what she is. brownno brownnoser, yes, woman. yes person. >> yes, man is sexist. >> you've got to watch the whole

thing. donald trump doesn't need anybody to defend him. and when it comes to name calling, donald trump's up there, top ten name callers of all time. he ran his mouth about obama for a hot minute and decided to walk into obama's moment and sit front row and obama ate his [ bleep ]. which what happens, sometimes when you're a bully, you get it served to you. >> i like her. i like she's able to say that stuff and not even a crack a smile. it's hilarious. >> she's a robot. goes back to your theory, boss. >> i think she is a robot. >> cyborg. >> i've read on wikipedia, which is very, very valuable source of information that she was supposed to be on jimmy kimmel and saw a lie detector test and ran away. >> because the cables with her battery system and stuff would have malfunctioned. >> yes. >> sicyborgs have to be very careful. >> she has no pulse. she only comes out at night. >> final thoughts, next. i shouted it.

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we're almost out of time, so -- >> what you wanted to say all show, but haven't had the chance to say, so here's your chance to say it right now. >> doctor? >> i'm just impressed you gave up the opportunity to do that. you're such a nice host. >> thank you. >> you already plugged my book, so i'm going to share one thing. i'm angry. i've never been on fox without a tie, and i took my tie off today for you, and what do you do, put a tie on. >> well, i just put it on today. >> and he calls himself a doctor. obviously not a real doctor. >> well, i have a web series on comedy central called nothing's easy, which you can watch. new supposed on october 3rd. and you should watch "the americans on f

americans" on fx, which is an amazing show and not connected to in any way. >> plug something he's not on. >> tyrus? >> so many thoughts running through my head, the first would be, america, use your brain. like, don't fall on the sound bites. and the second thing is, it was announced yesterday i'm making my return, bound for glory with tna, bound for gold. so i can actual bring a title on the show. so i'm very excited about the september second. >> last word from you? >> i left a pair of jeans on a megabus once and chased it down and told me my jeans were on there and they told me, no, who are you? >> you were wearing jeans a to the time? >> i keep trying to figure out how that happened, exactly. >> yeah, these are warning signs. >> walking red flags all around

me. i keep them close. >> there are such red flags, guys. >> that bernie -- great. >> thank you, dr. sebastian gorka, david angelo, kat, and i'm greg gutfeld and i love you, america. tonight the obama years have been disastrous for the tonight, the obama years have been disastrous for americans. >> i will consider it a personal insult to my legacy if this community lets down its guard and fails to activate itself in this election. e itself in this election. >> donald trump thinks it's time for a change, a big change. >> african-american communities have suffered under democratic control. >> african-americans are getting crushed by the obama economy. >> nearly four in ten african-american children live in poverty. 58% of