it's's monday, all day and all night right here on fox. thanks so much for watching. greg gugutfield is next. so you next week. monday night, actually. hi, i'm the guy the show's named after. here's what's coming up. there's something i gotta watch monday, monday night i can't remember what it is. it's not football. i know that. it will come to me. oh, yes, the debate. so why do folks want to watch this crazy mess? our giant man on the streets, tyrus, asks the little people. and amorosa says all critics will have to bow to president donald trump i guess so if he's elected to president of japan. plus, the very first installment of one of my monologues. let's get started, america, i gotta get up early to clean the hot tub. [ applause ]

let's welcome tonight's guests. he makes more sense than the mint. dr. sebastian gorko, author of defeating guy hand. he's funny and deep like a hole filled with clown blood, and writer and comedian david anglo. >> thank you so much. >> her idea of a good time is a bad time, national review reporter cat temp, awe. findl finally, he's so big it took five stocks to deliver him, t and a wrestler, tyrus. but first, it's true. finally, donald versus hillary. hill easier vers

hillary versus donald. 100 million people are expected to watch as the polls show a race that's tighter than channing tatum's abs. you know what they say. >> the stakes in this election have never been higher. >> the stakes are high. >> the stakes couldn't be higher. this is what america has been waiting for. >> stakes, ey? the stakes are high, high as gary johnson. >> who we are and not based on that. [ inaudible ] >> she is so turned on. i think we found our new president. but joe gary may be on to something. expectations are very low, but donald may be keeping expectations low by saying stuff like this. >> i didn't know that. it's a phony system. they're all democrats, okay. >> expect that lester's

registered republicans and my pilates instructor. he has great soft hands. >> meantime, hillary's been holed up somewhere getting ready for battle. you can blame her? >> now having said all this why aren't i 50 points ahead you might add? the choice for working families has never been clearer. i need your help to get donald trump's record out to everybody. >> ugh, lady do you want to know why you're not 50 points ahead is because you're yelling at me. do it again. >> having said all this, why aren't i 50 points ahead, you might ask. >> that could wake the cremated. once more. >> having said all this, why aren't i 50 points ahead, you might ask. >> she said voo voo zele in eye max. no difference. she's like the lady in line ahead of you fighting with the cashier, and she comes -- she's

looking at you for support. no thanks, lady, i'm just buying corn nuts and listereine strips. trump doesn't like to prepare. he went to philly thursday for a chee cheesestake. >> who wants want, do you want one? >> i'm here. >> democrats for trump. >> i think it's going to that. >> debate? i'm going to get cheesesteak. screw your debate. maybe that's his strategy, play it cool while hill easier's a wade staway studying. he's bart systems simpson to her lisa. he's mike sever to carol sever. he's a volvo. he's the lead car in road warrior. she's grilled chicken, he's soggy fries you devour over your sink before lablacking out in yr

own fifth. he's a breakfast burrito from 7-eleven that gives you the runs. trump picked off 16 others one by one. >> you're the lying guy up here. you're the one. i've given my answer, lyin' ted. >> don't worry about it, little marco. you're a tough guy, jeb. i'm at 42 and you're at three, so so far i'm doing better. you started off over here, jeb. you're moving over further and further. pretty soon you're going to be off the end. >> it still works. it worked on those guys, but could it work on hillary? she could do what she did back in twec2008. >> well, that hurts my feelings. >> i'm sorry, senator. i'm sorry. >> but i'll try to go on. >> i'm thinking this could turn

into an old married couple screaming at each other on a carnival cr carnival cruise or go deathly silent like an old married couple not screaming at each other on a coarnival cruise. maybe that's the best practice, see how long you can remain silent. period. >> this is going to be the greatest night ever, isn't it, dr. gurka? first because we're going to dinner. no, how do you see this unfolding? >> look, it's being pitched like godzillaing kong, right? the trouble is there's only one person in the race. >> yes. >> there's one person running around the truck and the other person is at home on an i.v. seriously. >> so you're saying she's anemic and weak and he's basically running against himself? >> yeah, he's doing what he does, which is being the donald. and people are lapping it up and

he came from nowhere. a year ago, who took him seriously? >> i didn't. and i told him to run. what was i thinking? all right. david, what do you make of this? as a comedian, you have so many targets. >> i am actually worried about hillary. >> really? >> there's so much anxiety, i don't think -- i don't think she will -- i'm afraid she'll like faint or something. 50i i'm genuinely afraid of it. i totally take her at her revised statement that she has pneumonia and whatever. i unsinically september he third version of events, no problem, but i don't know. to me, her health -- that is such a big red flag. bernie sanders supporters are gathering around that solute it.

[ laughter ] i mean, come on. >> could it be that the expectations are so low that our expectations are high for may m mayhem, we're expecting it to -- all hell to break loose. it may not. >> in wrestling we do this where you build the cards, and they're dog a good job of this. we could go back to hillary's speech. she's obviously being coached. >> right. >> because she obviously has a new -- someone is trying to give her some emotion, that's where that head stuff was coming from. i'll tell you why, somebody was like motion, you've got it, but you're not quite there. usually when she speaks nothing moves so now she's throwing her head around they'll be more excited when -- you know, throw some head stuff. >> do you know what it's like? it's like from -- west world, like she's one of the robots and they're down in this little center going move head, all right. point at donald.

all right, cat, trump's strategy is to let hillary talk. is he going to ask to be able to bite his tongue? >> it's going to work because she's going to have all the best policy points but people watching at home don't care. they like the kinger. he's cap patain zinger. he's great with things like make america great again, chip a na bad. she only has bad ones, or apo a pokémon go to the poles which was bad. >> he's going to have all the good memorable moments and she better hope she's not going to have any memorable moments because they're good ones. >> i have a strategy that trump could win this outright. you know what he's got to get her do is have a cuffing foughi. they've got a podium, so let's see, he's got to tell them first that he sweats a lot, so he needs like a fan and when the

camera isn't on him, he brings out the pepper milla and he doe this and it just flows pepper in her direction. i'm not much of a prop comic, but i'm kind of proud of it. >> it is pretty good. >> we have to move on. tyrus, you went out and you it will lie talk-- shows normally this. this is the first show on fox to ever do this. >> what an idea. >> it was an amazing experience. >> you talked to american people. >> about -- >> kind of. got to. international house of hanging out is -- it was -- you're from china, you're in sdot lacotland. sweet s there a new yorker in the house? all the new yorkers said leave me alone. >> the only way you can find out is by going to the prisons.

can we roll this? >> greatest debate in history is coming up between hillary clinton and donald trump. who do you think has the advantage? >> trump. >> what kind of debate do you want to see? issues and policies or a straight-up, your momma match? >> your momma match. >> what happens if trump makes her cry? >> i would love it. >> who would win in arm wrestling? >> probably hillary. she'd kick him in the [ bleep ]. >> she's a dirty fighter. let's say hillary continues to talk after her time is up. what would be an effective device to stop her from talking. >> shh. >> one guy said electric chair, and you said shh. if you were there at a red sox game, would you heckel her? >> no. >> you wouldn't do the buckner chant, like hillary, hillary, you married a cheater, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap. we've assembled a panel of what we would think would be the

greatest debate of all time, hillary, hard old, arnold, angelina, and what do you think that would be about, who's face is pulled back tighter? they're not even real people. >> you said the greatest one to watch, that would be the greatest one to watch. >> they're going to say a lot. you have no idea who this man is? >> no. >> we're going to delete who this man is. >> who this man is? >> greg gutfeld. right? you love that guy? >> i love that guy. >> you watch him every week? >> definitely. you have been i love that commercial. >> you want to see brad and angelina? >> i don't know their story. i just love the way they look. >> oh, they're hot? you want to just stand on the stage and look pretty? that's how i make my living so it's all good. >> who would you like to see? >> the gentlemen. >> the other guy is my guy,

hamilton. you should have told him to duck. >> right there. >> and you do know that's a unico unicorn? >> yes. >> and this guy is? >> that's greg gutfeld. >> yeah, somebody knows! [ cheers and applause ] >> you're not supposed to be that surprised if somebody knows me. >> i was surprised because he was a really smart guy who knew the issues and the other guy who was talking about the tonight show, he was also trying to sell me weed. yeah, it was some interesting things down there, but debate as a whole, i think america -- at least the pulse i got from down there, they want to see it but i think they've kind of seen it already but if it's not going to be name-calling or an old episode of "saturday night live" with dan okakroid, talking abou

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in week we saw violent protests in charlotte after an african-american man was shot boy an african-american police officer. police say he was carrying a gun, his family said it was a book. we're in the age of instant everything. feelings trump fact and threats of violence twist the path to justice. does such chaos add pressure to punish as cnn baltimore and isn't that just another form of injustice, too. we knock islamism for reverting to seventh century ideas, but here we have a similar phenomen phenomenon, once riots influence law we trade civil society for mob rule and whether it's jihadism or riot, the left and its compliant media are handicapped by their own belief the system somehow deserves it.

add to that network cameras, which attract crowds like moth to a flame, adding drama, adrenalin and less patience. should we adjust to a time when justice was instant? if so than it's over for everyone. president! >> rioting, looting, effective way to bring about change? >> no and it's funny because we talked about protesting. colin kaepernick, that's a protest. disagree, agree, you respect the protest. what happened in charlotte, regardless of whatever the video shows means absolutely nothing because these people, and unfortunately because i'm african-american, for some reason, why i get connected to this, this was not a protest. this is a hate crime. they should always know charged with hate crimes. they destroyed their city. they dragged white people into parking lots and beat the hell out of them and threw rocks on

cars, and stole cars. they weren't looking for justice ask cash registers. in a situation like that, where the whole press -- the whole point of it was, police brutality. police violence, and one of your protesters was shot. you're doing the same thing, so you're not part of the solution, you're the problem. and if the media would just have the balls to say, this is not a protest. these are rioters. these are criminals and thugs and show that they are their own worst enemy. the police are no longer going to patrol their neighborhoods so more brothers are being killed by brothers. and if i was a police officer, i wouldn't go there because if it was like they said it was, they wouldn't have been throwing teargas. when they hit the city, the cops wouldn't have batons, they would have guns and they would have shot them all up, because according to them, that's how it all was and while this was all going down, black lives matter, we stand with you. so, in a way, at least it all came out, because it wasn't a

white thing. this is the one time white people would be, like, hey, we do not do this. it was black on black crime. if he was truly wrong for shooting him, otherwise the police officer was doing his duty, but it was african-americans involved so we can take the race out of it. it is their hatred for the police department, it's their hatred for officers out there doing their job. it has nothing to do with race. there's good small part of our population that you just hear race and they jump all over it and we get what we get. >> that's the thing. dr. gorka, it feels like the discussion is it over. it's like this -- the mind cannot be unbended when it comes to race or any kind of ideology, right? >> i think you know, it doesn't matter what's on any of these videos. >> uh-huh. >> it's about truth, and division and hatred and i'd like to ask the scenario, what if we changed the color of the rioters, or what if they weren't shouting "black lives matter," but shooting abu ba kurka and i?

how would we treat those people? what's changed, if the mantra was white justice, or islamic justice, these people would be treated as terrorists. no? >> i see that, and i see that as almost a trend -- communication is futile. it's like now we're going into our respective camps and being around people we agree with and that's it, right? >> right. i appreciate the opportunity to be comic relief on this topic. >> this is a challenge. >> i do think -- yeah, i think you could have some empathy. i'm not going to try to like dissect it too much, but you know if they -- people react irrationally sometimes. >> yes. >> you know, look at -- you have 9/11. >> right. >> very fancy white people decided to invade iraq over that. that's not the right move, you know. >> yeah, okay. >> so there's things people do

where it's like all right, i don't want to be judging too harshly, but it is like if you're going to protest the police, riots aren't the best way. they're just getting more money, do you know what i mean? now they're getting funding for like the tanks and stuff. >> and also it's like if you're protesting against the government, they go to the government centers, but if you're going to loot, all you're going to get is copier paper. >> paper clips. >> i want to make sure i say i also have an anti-looting and murder stance. >> that's very good. >> i do, but police brutality is a problem well. you're far more likely to be killed in you're black than white, but looting is not helping anything obviously. and i love trump has been trying to connect with the black community. it's good but at the same time, he's proposing stop-and-frisk, when proposing that in the communities that have been negatively effected the most is maybe not the best idea. >> but i might agree with you in the communities where there are

guys with guns. >> with guns. >> stop-and-frisk actually helps the people living in the community. >> they get arrested for you having something in their pockets. i just say i don't know that it's resinating, but that's okay because you try to talk to somebody, and they don't text you back, but at least you tried. >> the other thing, i've said this before, we have to admit riots are fun. they are literally a riot, and people are out there, they are doing it because it's exhilarating to break windows, it's kpil raexhilarating to cha things and we all talk about an injustice. there are young guys on the street having a blast and they wake up and they have stories to tell. >> but did the million man march mean anything? >> i hope so. how many of these people remember that? >> martin luther king, what's their tude attitude to that? >> brothers and sisters don't reflect black america. they don't. they have no concern but their

own stuff. their agenda is simple. there's no other word for it but basically it is from the rap songs we grew up. some of us had the common sense to realize that's not how it works but with all due respect, it's [ bleep ] the police, and they don't care anything about it, because common sense stats means nothing if you look at who's killing black people, it's not the police. it's like thank you very mucis . black people killed by black people is this much and by doing what you're doing and getting the police to leave your neighborhoods, that number is going up. >> and you don't want that. all right. we've got to move on. we've gottens more stuff including a bomb went off last week, a terrorist stabs people in minnesota, but do we even remember it? the stories people stop talking about next. ♪ is depression more than sadness? ♪ it's a tangle of multiple symptoms. ♪

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a bomb. yes, a bomb exploded on a busy street in new york city a week ago and somehow that story has been pushed out of the headlines and we've all moved on, so now i'm going to remind you-all about it. 29 people were injured in the blast but things accouhave coule been much worse if another bomb detonat detonated. the suspect was captured on monday after a shootout in lyndon, new jersey. listen to the candidate's initial reactions to the bombings. >> just before i got off the

plane, a bomb went off in new york and nobody knows exactly what's going on but boy we are living in a time. we better get very tough, folks. we better get very, very tough. >> i've been briefed about the bombings in new york and new jersey and the attack in minnesota. obviously we need to do everything we can to support our first responders, also pray for the victims. we have to let this investigation unfold. >> it's sea sick watching that. but how evenhanded and dispassionate she is, and how opposite in tone in tweet she was about charlotte. of course there was another terror attack in st. cloud minnesota, and jason falkoney shot and killed the creep who stabbed eight victims. why do we forget terror as we move on to racial unrest? with terror, the enemy is

eternal and unifies a country to unite against jihad means social justice warriors have no authority anymore, but racial unrest is internal and tears us apart and enboldens anti-america, and antieil. did you know that falconer was an nar certified firearms instructor and was left out of most stories consequently because the nra is evil, as you know. period. >> thank you, thank you. david, you just moved to new york. were you surprised kind of how the daily routines just went back after the bombings? everybody was still out drinking. >> i was out that night and -- >> yes. >> someone was like there was a bomb at 23rd street and i was like oh, my god. i'm going to have to walk to broadway to go to the -- you know, it was -- you get back, but the thing is, it's like de

blas blasio. you have to come out and say there's bomb. it's two hours later, he's like we don't know what it is. like i'm there 30 seconds i can be like a dumpster exploded. it's a bomb. he like won't admit it. he was like it was a kinetic home appliance. >> yes. >> it could have been somebody making some rice, they put in the wrong spices, dr. gorka, you never know what happened. >> we've all made kimchi the wrong way. it doesn't -- >> can i make one construction to your amazing analysis? or just reemphasize things. you said one bomb. there were 11 ieds this weekend. 11 ieds in new york and new jers jersey. only two blew up. 11 in a weekend is beirut statistics and we are still forget it. i really like your internal/eternal thing and we've got to hate the right more than

the guy ajihadis, absolutely tr but it's not eternal. since isis declared caliphate in the last two years we have killed or arrested 112 people in america linked to isis. not 12, not 22, 112 right here in america. >> kind of funny how bad they suck at building bombs though. >> funny for us. >> yeah, for now, but i think we should make fun of them for sucking at building bombs. if you build bombs that's probably all you do, it's not like a side hobby, you know. >> i totally disagree with your logic. all right. they're learning from aspire magazine and these bombs -- they say the more preemptive, the more likely they are. the simpler they are, the easier -- the more complex, the more likely they malfunction. it's like that -- >> the bomb nerds are really the ones messing up. >> it's the preemptive guys.

and we don't panic because there wasn't as many casualties. what would happen if there were 29 deaths? >> then it would have been a problem. another problem was how quickly it was diffused, how quickly the new york police department and the fbi and the fire department, they got things done, handled, the guy was apprehended, although just looking at him, i refuse to believe he was the master mind and that was the scary part. it was like we got it, we're good, let's go back to hating each other. >> literally. >> the issue is if anything when you look at stuff, when you're planning stuff, and me, if i was stanning stuf planning stuff, i would have sent the dumb you out first. if you make it, you'll have 7,000 virgins, and if you don't, you're going to go to guantanamo, which is a lot better than most people think.

>> you'll get more squares. they caught him, and it's more of a red white than a white flag. >> bernie sanders supporters are saluting it. >> i've heard that before. i agree there were more but i don't think we need to give the impression we're terrified to live our daily lives because that's exactly what these people want. >> yes. >> that was my point. >> we can make fun of them and we should. >> i'm tired of, i don't want to do this because that's what they want. i wouldn't mind giving them what they want. like they're martyred him. i want to -- i want to help them on their way to the virgins. i'll do everything i can. >> and here's the other side of it we don't want to talk about -- [ cheers and applause ] >> i didn't say we shouldn't kill terrorists. >> over in the middle east -- >> i did not say that. >> you might have. >> i don't know that to be true,

i don't know the facts, but i know it's true. on the other side of it, we have been messing up their leaders on the other side of the world. >> that's true. >> and there's been a lot of deaths and their infrastructure is in trouble and syria and america supposedly messed up and we bombed the wrong people, which i'm pretty sure we bombed the right people, so the reactions are now frantic and so this is a time when they're going to make mistakes and guys are getting nervous because they're cut off from their life and money lines and they're trying to make moves. things like this, poorly planned stuff, will probably be a little bit more prevalent than it was before. >> one last fact before we move on. the dad of the terrorist reported him two years ago. i'm surprised the care hasn't called the dad islamaphobic. when muslims don't cooperate, then we ignore them. that's kind offo on us.

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welcome back. greg's dead, i'm cat. there was a lot of stuff that upset me this week. first one, bono. >> america is like the best idea the world ever came up with. but donald trump is potentially the worst idea that ever happened to america. >> remember when you tried to force your crappy album into all you've our itunes accounts two years ago and of course you clearly forget all the other

awful ideas of this country like slavery, prohibition, slavery? but there's recent stuff, too, like hillary clinton's idea to use a personal server to discuss personal information which may have put our national security at risk just for the sake of his inconvenien inconvenience. anthony weiner's idea to pick up a smart phone, and whoever gave tila tequila her own show. and cumberbuns, not stylish or pr practical. he's something that's never been said, ooh, cool cumberbun let's have sex. okay. do you know what is bad? the social pressure to use chop sticks. why should i have to eat sushi with a utensil that i suck at, which reminds me of the invention of the chork. and this celebrity voting ad.

>> you only get this many people together. >> one that truly matters to all of us. >> a disease or. >> ecological crisis, or a racist, abusive coward who could permanently damage the fabric of our society. >> we cannot pretend both sides of equally unfavorable. >> we can't say your vote doesn't matter. >> your vote matters. >> tell the world you care about what happens to it. >> are people really voting because celebrities are telling them to vote? if you do that, you probably buy avi, this o face wash thinking that's what jennifer aniston uses. everyone knows she uses angelina's tears. remember in 2012 when miley cyrus told you to vote and she did and she came to your house to tell you how cool that was and now you're best friend snts

that does not happen. you will not impress the iron man or incredible hawk. you will never meet them. speaking of face wash, i can't stand when people use the kkk as some type of proof all trump supporters are racist. for example, elizabeth warren this week. >> let's face it, donald trump has more support from arian nation than the kkk than he does from leaders of his own party. >> the worst of the worst doesn't represent a whole group. a lot of beetlatles fans were i charles manson's cult. i'm a beatles fan. does that mean i'll be joining a murderous cult? maybe. sounds kind of fun. what about the worst of the worst of hillary clinton's supporters like the orlando shooter's father who said god will punish homosexuals and use it as an example of what all supporters are like or maybe, just maybe the hand-picked worst of the worst of a group doesn't

say something about the entire group, and finally, gary johnson. on thursday this happened. >> i can do this the whole debate and not say anything. >> now for some reason there was some jerky jerk face cable news host who made fun of johnson for this. >> the stakes are high, as high as gary johnson. >> who we are ask what we've done and not based on that. i think i can stand up there for the whole debate and not say anything as the leader. >> she is so turned on. i think we found our new president. >> here's the thing. getting busted with your tongue sticking out can happen to anyone. >> how could you be a surgeon that's such a not-chill thing to do. that's so not chill. >> rawrrr.

>> see, it happens to even the most brilliant people sometimes. leave my little dear bear alone. can i get an exclamation point? >> excla-clamation point pitche. all right. coming up, i sit quietly during the break but you won't see that because it will be during a commercial and then amirosa says something psychotic because you know she's crazy. ♪"all you need is love" plays my eyelove is finding a different angle. my eyelove is season 1, episode 1. my eyelove is making a story come alive. eyelove is all the things we love to do with our eyes. but it's also having a chat with your eye doctor about dry eyes that interrupt the things you love. because if your eyes feel dry, itchy, gritty,

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front line, a show on pbs has released a preview of the election special airing next week and this looks awesome. i didn't see it. the clip focusing on a 2011 white house trudinner. that was a night trump decided to run for president, but the real highlight comes from this amazing quote from amirosa. >> every critic, every detractor will have to bow down to president trump.

it's everyone whose ever doubted donald, whoever disagreed, cover challenged him, it is the ultimate revenge to become the most powerful man in the universe. >> i am just shaking in my boots. she scares the hell out of me. i don't know, david, there were so many better choices among the apprentice, and you know -- >> gary introdubusi, i know. he should be out on the campaign trail. >> he should. he probably thinks he is. he's sitting on the touch going, this is fantastic. it's like you know trumps he keeps hiring the best people. she's not the best person. she was the villain. the villain. >> she gets things done though. >> villains are valuable. >> villains are valuable, that should be a t-shirt. >> can we look at what shes. >> tpolitics has become entertaining. what about if you're a film maker? would you brown down to president obama or be put in

prison? talk about reality. >> you know what i don't get ask why she's fanaticizing about people bowing down to another person, because we all fanaticize with everybody bowing down to ourselves, right? like i thought about every single one of you bowing down since i saw you, so i think that's pretty normal. why does she want to do that? i don't get it. because she is -- she's aed toadie, a person that immediateli immediately says -- she worked f obama and trump. she has no ideology, and has no principles. all she wants is to be close to a powerful person skb. i can't judge her for that one bit. >> what's that word? you said -- as kisser. brown noser, yes person, yes person? >> yes man is sexist. >> it is. the whole -- and for those of you -- you have to watch the whole thing because it's amazing how it's like dun-dun -- donald

trump doesn't need anybody to defend him and m it comwhen it name-calling, donald trump is top-ten name callers. he ran his mouth for obama for a hot minute and decided to walk into obama's moment and sit front row and obamaate his [ bleephis bleep up. >> i like her. i like she's able to say that stuff and not even crack a smile, it's hilarious. i love it. >> she's arr robot. it goes back to your theory, boss. >> sibord. >> i reads she was supposed to be on him jimmy kimmel because she saw a lie detect or test and ran away. >> siborg has to be very careful. she has no pulse. >> we've got to go. we have to move on. >> she only comes out at night. >> who does, really? all right. final thoughts, next. i shouted it.

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we're almost out of time, so -- >> what you wanted to say all show but haven't had the chance to say, so he's yours chance to say right now. >> doctor? >> i'm just impressed to give us the opportunity to do that. you're such a nice host. >> thank you. >> and you've already plugged my book, so i'm just going to share one thing, i'm angry. >> okay. at what? >> i've never been on fox without a tie and i took my tie off today for you and what do you do? you put a tie on. >> this just shows you don't watch the show because i wear a tie every -- >> i don't have cable. >> i don't have cable. interesting man. and he calls himself a doctor. obviously not a real doctor. all right, david? >> well, i have a web series on comedy central called nothing's easy, which you can watch. new episode's out october 3rd, and you can watch the americans on fx, which is a show i love,

and i'm not connected in and way. >> plugging something he's on, a nonplug. >> good if ffor you. tyrus. >> i have so many thoughts. america, use your brain, don't fall in the sound bites, and it was announced yesterday, i'm making my return at bound for glory for tna, which bound for gold, so i plan on winning this year so i can bring a title on the show, so i'm very excited. october 2nd. >> all right. cat last world from you? >> i left a pair of jeans on a megabus once. and i chased it down and i told them my jeans were on there and they told me no, who are you? >> wow. you were wearing jeans at the time? >> i eye kekeep trying to figur how it happened exactly. >> these are warning signs. walking red flags around me. i keep them close. >> there's such red flags, guys.

>> yes. >> that bernie, he's great. all right. thank you, dr. sebastian gorka, david angly, tyrus, and our lovely studio audience, i'm greg gutfeld and i love you, america. tonight the obama years have been disastrous for the country, especially for african-american but believe it or not democrats still feel entitled to their vote. >> i consider it a personal insult to my legacy if this community lets down its guard and fails to activate itself in this election. >> donald trump thinks it's time for a change, a big change. >> african-american communities have suffered under democratic control. >> african-americans are getting crushed by the obama economy. >> nearly four in ten african-american children live in poverty. 58% of a