hi, i'm lou dobbs in for greg gutfeld. had you, i'mll lou dobbs in for gutfeld. one of these is the "star trek" cast, you know what they as "star trek" goes, so goes the nation. wait, they never say that. the most under reported story of the week, violent crime rose, seems kind of unimportant, leading up to an election. and do what naked perry have common? let's get started america, i think i left my pants in the park. [ cheers and applause ]

there you go, yes! let's welcome tonight's guest, shall we? he flosses with piano wire. colonel alan wet. he's so bright deer freeze when they see him. and alan dersowhiz, elect i'ile disfunction it. sounds dirty, but it isn't, and finally, high school a hoop is his toe ring, t and a wrestler, tyrus. the nerds have spoken. "star trek" is anti-trump. yes, it's true. hold yourself. a bunch of chuckle heads from star track brought up a petition writing quote never has there been a presidential candidate

who stands in such complete opposition to the ideals of the "star trek" universe. wow. so does they mean donald will lose the vote of men in their 30s who hasn't seen a female breast? does it mean he won't get the vote of the fondled womman in tr boxers and what if they are still in their bunk bed, still located in their distraught parent's home. it's the only one who matters. >> it wasn't in the price. >> oh, man. brando could not hold a handle to him, but it's not just "star trek" going after trump. the u.n. news center tweeted this and pulled this post that called for nine million americans abroad to stop trump. i'm thinking that should be a

badge of honor. the u.n. has turned a blind eye to so much atrocity, yet bravely goes after trump? screw you. the u.n. criticizing you is like gang us can calling you cruel, and anthony weeiener calling yo lewd. lastly, there's "usa today" saying, don't vote for donald. has anyone ever taken advice from "usa today"? it's our nation's school paper. without the review of pippen. they always had pippen in my school. any way, trump continues tweeting in the wee hours of friday morning about, you guessed it, the beauty queen. he wrote this, did crooked hillary help discussing check out sex tape in past, alicia m. become a sides so she could use her in the debate in no donald, she laid the bait during the debate. >> he called this woman miss

piggy, then he called her miss housekeeping because she was latin a. donald, she has a name. >> where did you find that -- >> her name is alisha machado. >> he could have let it go, but he turned a love handle into 30 pounds of an ugly laugh. and what is this sniffing? >> perhaps we'll be talking about that later. so many hundreds and hundreds of companies are doing this. our country's in deep trouble and we're the best at it. >> now, trump blamed the mic and he's probably right, but howard dean agreed. >> you wrote on twitter, notified trump sniffing all the time. coke user? where did you go there? >> you can't make a diagnosis over the television. i would never do that but interesting -- that is a signature of people who use cocaine. >> that from an actual doctor who once did this. >> and then we're going to

washington, d.c. to take back the white house. ahhh! >> so i'm wondering what drug causes that? all of them. all of them. somebody better check the doctor's prescription bad, heh? if i were a doctor that thing would be empty. dean since apologized and we went to donald for a comment. >> come on, you can do this. you can do it. good boy, good boy. good boy. >> typical coke head. they used it and they run away. actually that was roger clinton. so, looking back, hillary and donald seemed to have pulled back during the debate. maybe to him had the debates are like a three-day rock festival where you save all the good drugs until the end, but why would he lay off hillary? who would tell him to go quiet?

maybe that's the best debate prep of all, practice how long you can remain silent well, that was stupid. and i get paid for that crap. [ applause ] "preside "period." >> colonel wet, you've got car track members producers and writers, un and "usa today" going after you. isn't this a good sign? >> i've always been kind of privy to the romulins and the cling-ons. maybe we could resurrect spock and that could help donald trump for the next debate. without a doubt he needs to get some of those breathe right strips for the next debate and that'll help hip with the whole sniffing thing. it's amazing to me with all the things going on in the country right now, and we're sitting up talking about some -- i don't know some, miss universe 20 years ago. 20 years ago, i was running around getting shot at by bad

guys. that's a little bit more important. trump needs to instead of worrying about the art of the deal, he needs to worry about the art of war because he needs to understand the strategic environment, he needs to how you take an opposition's perceived strength and you turn it against them. after those first 30 some-odd minutes after that debate, they said we're going to get him off the game and he fell for it and he continues to fall for it. >> he can't let it go. >> he can't let it go. that opposition research they did on trump must have workeworked - workeworked -- bill clinton. it kind of reminded me. but any way, it worked because they knew it would push his but oftens a tons and it wouldn't stop. >> they haven't found the sex tip f. th tip. if they did, they would get the

support of many more. i'm a tremendous hillary clinton supporter until you told me that u.n. is opposed to trump. i'm now reconsidering my vote. >> there you go. >> there you go, vote against hillary clinton. >> come on. year, and years. she's a terrific woman. >> ladies and gentlemen of the jury. >> this is a volatile election. we're talking about a beauty queen, and he's tweeting it in the middle of the night. do you think it even matters? >> here's the thing. you want to be miss universe and there's not a spelling test to get in there typically. >> no. >> just like if you want to be a professional wrestler, you want to be in the nfl, you want to know abactress, you're selling

your body. so there's rules and when they talk to you they talk to you about your body. >> yes. >> when i was in the wwe, i took my sweet time walking up the ramp one day and the boss didn't like it so he told someone to go tell me when i came back, the boss said lose 50 pounds. by when? monday. it's wednesday. see you monday. did he fat shame me? yes, he d. butid, but i used my on tv, and if they don't like the way my body looks, that's what they do. if you came into camp two bounds overweight, you were fatty mcfat fat and you were going to go to hustling on the floor to sell your body. the things he was doing to her were by now with pc and stuff, back then, he was motivating her to meet her contract that she signed. her body was what got her there. she gained 60 pounds, he's going

to call her miss piggy. and here's the thing about the housekeepi housekeeping. it was racist -- now it is, but what was -- what else was she doing? >> i don't know. >> you're going to end up being a housekeeper if you don't get your game right. that's what you say to somebody to motivate -- >> i want you to stand in front of my refrigerator. >> you'll be with your home boy selling drugs if you don't get your greats up and start playing on the football field. >> that isn't the only thing. he played into a narrative, when he talked about the blood, when talked about calling women dogs, when he talked about if you're flat chested you can't -- it played into a narrative. >> he needed to steer that off, right, kat? he needed the educated women. this doesn't help, or does it? do they react -- he said i'm tired of all this bs pc stuff. >> if i got fat and nobody told me, i would be furious.

i'm serious. i want to know. i agree with what you're saying, it does play into the narrative, it makes them uncomfortable and doesn't need any more of that kind of thing but if anyone is madreasons, even in relationships, and you go i'm sorry, i'm sorry, but if you say you can forgive me or not, so people forgive you faster. he should have let it go and we would have let it go a lot faster being like by the way it wasn't that bad. >> it reminds me i represented penthouse magazine many years ago. >> i've never heard of that. what is that? is it about real estate in new york? about penthouses? >> i think that's right. so, a woman applied for the job to be the penthouse whatever of the month, and then she filed a complaint against the publisher saying he wanted me to be naked. and of course we won, that's the

job. >> the same thing happened to me when i was in national geographic. by accident. >> but this is where i want to take it back to. if i was on stage and hillary clinton brought up something from 20 years ago, i'd say, pms twi clinton, your husband said the era of big government was over. do you guys talk to each other? you gotta shift it. >> i had poll numbers here -- >> it was hard to watch. it was like couple's therapy with lester holt. >> it was a terrible debate. >> a terrible debate. the first half had you to be a professor of economics to urn understand the impact of nafta andnist and neither candidate spoke on the average american and explain to them how the policies affected them. >> i have to wrap it up.

i enjoyed the debate, but hi been drinking. i could stare at anything -- >> were you watching it with the sound or off? >> i had it on and i was shirtless. all right. when we come back, the vice presidential debate is tuesday. why should you walk? we're going to tell you next.

yes, exciting. the thrilla exciting. the thrill a of vanilla that stands still in farmville, the be linda in virginia that made no sense. pence versus kaine, kaine versus pence, the big tuesday night event. i haven't been this excited since i started the segment 13 seconds ago, which is to say not very excited. in fact, i'm kind of missed. they're preempting this is us. i find out mandy moore ended up miguel and you leave me hanging. i don't know what i'm talking about. it's an important debate, but if you don't like hillary clinton, or donald trump, could you be swayed to vote for one of these guys? haven't we all wondered who are mike pence and tim kaine?

we do realize they're a lot of like. maybe too much alike. we vskinvestigated a new segmen called "why does it exist". the vice president presidential debate, why does it exist. tim kaine, mike pence. could there shocking similarities be the key to unlocking it all? consider please. both have two syllable names ending with the better e. both go out of their way to be extremely boring. >> how about a round of applause for nicole. >> and according to these pictures both of white guys. coincidences or are tim kaine and mike pence the same person? indeed the connections are too much to ignore. both attended law cool in the mid-'80s, and booth of governor's although not at the same time. kaine, virginia very long 2006

to 2010, and where was kaine during those two years in between? experts agree he would have had plenty of time to travel from virginia trirg o indiana possib horseback. what are the agricultural connections between them? pence is on the record admitting his guilty pleasure, his popcorn, meanwhile, virginia's seventh most popular cash crop is you guessed it, corn. add it all up and you can only come to one conclusion, the vice president debate is necessary to disprove they are the same person. this has been "why does it exist." >> thank you to super varney for lending us that beautiful gold invoice. i love that every evening. professor dersowitz, do you have any predictions for this debate? is it going to be interesting at all? >> of course. tim kaine is my former student

at law school. he's going to win. the only reason we're watching this debate is one of these guys may become president. both candidates are the oldest two people ever to run for office. who ever heard of a guy named harry k. trueman, when roosevelt put him on the ticket and proceeded to die later. one of these guys may be the leader of the free world. >> it is a frightening thoughts. let me put that on record that is i a fright nieng thought. i have a feeling pence is going to have to defend trump the entire time. >> we recently saw he was asked, you know, do you disavow david duke and having a relationship with donald trump, so it's going to be that kind of, you know, circular attack of trump through pence and if you understand that going in you should be prepared. but professor dersowitz is

absolutely correct when you have two candidates 69 and 70 for them to go past their first term, absolutely that's a big deal and we see the stress of the office. so these guys in four years could be your president. >> i wasn't even going to watch this thing. now i feel it's my job to watch it, like i work on a talk show. >> yeah, eye wati'll watch it. i wish they would hang out and exchange stories and talk about what it's like to defend one two of the most-hated candidates of all times. i feel like that you are going to be great friends after this shared traumatic experience, like buzz and woody in story story, or seth rogen, and james franco in pineapple express. >> that's a fairly good metaphor. who do you think has the upper hand? >> depends on which one of the candidates screws up the most going into the thing. >> good point. >> if hillary's e-mail candidatscandal

drops and reopens that day, pence will have the advantage. if donald trump opens his mouth -- the whole debate is going to be, what i think what donald meant was. and hillary alsoment thi meant d telling basically just be two -- like two wives fighting over their husbands. >> exactly. >> and it will be entertainment. after a while -- and then they're going to have to get into substance and people are going to tune them out. so both of those guys, because of who they're with, can't do what neigh need do athey need t about the objectives, instead they have to do 90 minutes of damage control, but lees like my guy better. >> vps, are like mertaw, and the presidential candidates are rigs from lethal weapon. they have -- it's like mertog always has to go to -- no, that

way. >> it's going to be interesting because it's a town hall format, so it will depend on the people, the type of questions that they and and i think that will be a good test to see what's really on the minds of the american people. >> also very popular. tim kaine was an extremely popular governor and senator. pence was very popular, and they're both serving as vice presidents, to candidates who aren't so popular. this should be interesting. >> do you know what the outrage is of this debate? no third-party vp. no wells, no ajamu on baraka. >> who? >> bill wells is a very smart guy. >> he is, yes. >> he can't be that smart. look who he let be in front of him. >> but he even knew the name. he knew the name of the former president of mexico. >> that's true. >> he should have -- he leaned over and said fox. >> wells is walking around all

day miserable going what did i do. it's like he bought a lemon. >> all right. we have to go. >> the next time johnson talks, he should say, excuse me. mike pence, here's my prediction, mike pence steals donald trump's twitter toy. >> yeah, get that password. why aren't more young men working? i go undercover as a young man not working to find out.

in the most feel not most feel-good story of the news, an 11% increase in murders since last year in cities across the country -- that's not a feel-good story at all. cities like chicago and los angeles all. 24,000 crimes each last year and violent crime rose in baltimore and st. louis, and some argue stop and frisk cou-a increase, and gun crime, as well as the ferguson effect which has led to a strained police force when dealing with such an event. here's the exchange between lester holt and donald trump. >> stop-and-frisk was ruled unconstitutional because it largely singled out black and hispanic young men -- >> no, you're wrong. it went before a judge who was a very against-police judge. it was taken away from her and our mayor -- our new mayor

refused go forward with the case. they would have won on repeal. if you look at it throughout the country, there are many place it's. >> the argument is it a former racial profile. >> the argument is we have to take the guns away from these people that have them and that are bad people that shouldn't have them. >> and top of all of this, the secretary of homeland security spoke about his high concern about more terror attacks on u.s. soil by home-born violent extremists and said it keeps him up at night, which is very comforting in deed. our advice here, don't panic. professor, i know you've written a lot on stop-and-frisk. i have a question for the theory, actually, that our culture, our country has gotten complaisant because crime has gone down so much that we then begin to question the very tools that cause crime to go down so

we're saying maybe we should stop putting people in jail or stop-and-frisk, and crime would come back up. does that make sense or am i wrong? >> nobody know what is causes crime. many civil libertarians blind to reality say we shouldn't have stop-and-frisk. constitutional rights are very expensive. stop-and-frisk would reduce crime, but at a cost of constitutional protection and racial profiling. but you have to fake a tradeoff. in boston, massachusetts, they had stop-and-frisk in particular neighborhoods with the cooperation of some of the leaders and they helped to disarm some of the gang members. >> right. >> and did reduce crime. the supreme court has said you can have stop-and-frisk, but you can't racially profile. >> to stop they'd need a crane. >> i've been stop-and-frisked a few times and pulled over every

time i drive by a car, but i don't -- what's up with that. here's the thing about this. this is going to create more problems for the police department, because they're already having a hard enough time dealing with criminals breaking the law, and being held to a higher standard. i say you know what, we've tried it, it didn't work, people felt -- if you're going to seven me and i have something, i'm not mad if you search me. we should have more cops and at this point, let's bring the national guard in. let's start having military posts in our neighborhoods and stuff like that. when i was in the airport, when i got my bag, there was two young brothers in uniform, i felt like the safest dude in the world. i'm going to lack up out of here. maybe at our parks and schools we'll just bring the national guard in and let the military and the police department handle did and maybe just the sight will diffuse the violence. what do you think? >> i grew up in the inner city, and i was in st. louis, who has

incredibly become one of the most violent cities woompt e ha stop using the word "profile." we tend go chasing after leaves that didn't bring you toward the bat guid bad guys. we do that all the time. right now we have such an environment out there putting our police officers, law enforcement officers, you know o their heels and we're given the advantage to criminal elements and to gangs. there's so many good people in these neighborhoods and communities, they want to feel safe. the person that brought the lawsuit against the gun law in chicago was an elderly black man who wanted to be safe in his home. just wanted a shotgun f. we'. if we're not going to allow that then -- >> you're right about one thing. profiles ing a good thing. you want to get as much nf

information as you can. you create a profile. to say that all black people should stop, that's racism, and -- >> but you have to -- you know, i grew up -- and like i said, never got stopped. >> because i didn't give anyone a reason to stop me. >> a lot of police men would look at you and say you are probable cause. >> i've got a college degree. to that point, the media is just as bad as the criminal element, because before something happens, they paint a picture of the person who is doing wrong as this innocent human being who was attacked horribly by the evil pl evil police department, and two weeks later, reports him for a felon, and reports of a gun, and he has rain shea rap sheet a mi

but all we see is a picture of a puppy. >> in new york, stop, it w stop was being abused in new york. some say against the police judge. they were stopping people because they looked nervous or because they have their hands in their pockets that. is unconstitutional. i would never get anywhere. >> cat this is big, with a bandana on -- >> i have to take a break, but i think there's common link. we didn't get to the terror part of this -- between radical islam and american violence, that political correctness is preventing us from doing the profiling that you need to deal with crime and also preventing us from dealing with terror for fear of being called islampho c islamphobic. it's the same disease. [ applause ] >> hey, i got some applause. >> i never thought being in afghanistan and iraq, i never

that you would we would have impropos improvised electric devices and it's here. >> and al-qaeda, and russia would like to influence their election. everybody make aboan oath, if te is a tior of terrorist attack, change your vote there, will be more in the run up of e single election. >> that's very smart but i don't know if it's possible. >> just add more police and military. all right. later in the show, a monologue by kat. we call it the katalogue. but first, violence up, spreading. what the hell are we doing? we're playing video games. wish this next story was a joke. >> announcer: if you'll be in the new york area sdpld like to be part of our studio audience, small us at gregtix.com.

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they'd rather be a sofa surfing slob than a dude on a job. a new study from princeton and the university of chicago, horaray, suggest under-educated young men are not working because they live at home and play video games and researchers found unemployment among young member men is up and so is their happiness. they say the reason could be many of these guys achieving for many of them achieving something in a video game provides more enjoyment then working a job for low wages. in other words, it's not that unemployed are turning to video games to cope, it's that video games are so awesome they're keeping young men from looking for work in the first place. for more let's check in with our video correspondent who i'm told just died on level 47.

>> h hey! and since he doesn't have a job, how is he going to buy a new tv? not very bright, video game player. all right. this is crazy. tyrus, you play games all the time. do these people realize automati automation, no one's going to work any way? >> as a video game junkie, i'm weird because i still wanted a job, but mine was playing football and sports, we played madden all the time. like madden became -- we didn't fight in pits anymore. we had madden and whoever was the best gamer, the gamer scores everything -- >> not everything. it is everything, kat. your hands are too small, and you can play online. the video game it's it's like the new magic massage for guys.

if you're good at your game -- get away from me. i didn't interrupt you in your katalogue. they drag when i walk. but the video games for men, is better than the perfect girlfriend. she's always there, if she messes up, you can reset it and start all over. it's a beautiful thing. >> kat, single woman in new york, men, where are they? are they on the couch -- you have to have a job in new york. >> i guess. >> i guess they're going to go with they're on the touch playing video games and it's not my fault. but this is a problem. they're happy and all the cits society says, as long as you're happy. i would rather be a sad contributor to society, than a delighted waste of space and that is what our country is supposed to be about, being productive. >> testosterone with half your

size at burger king, hey, tyrus, stats, now, you can't do anything, so i go home and make a character like him and just beat the hello out of him. >> that's even sad and it's even sadder that you don't think it's sad. >> all right, kids, enough. this is what's happening. all right. colonel west, could it be possible, many americans won't even get up off the couch to open the window? >> it's a cultural difference. i remember growing up we never wanted to be in the house. we wanted to be playing game. we -- cowboys and indians, soldier and bad guys or whatever. >> it's racist. >> not if you were winning. >> plus but we played baseball it was baseball season, and football, and basketball, and every's doing it with their

thumbs, we were trying to prove it with on the basketball court. >> it's really becoming a simulated life when it comes to pornography, texting, communication, gaming. we're living these simulated lives professor and what if it's appropriate? what if it's the next step in revolution where we're not supposed to go outside anymore and we're supposed to sit here and become blobs? that's the next step. >> just leave me alone, i'm killing a dragon. are you going to make me work? >> i don't know even know what a video game is, but you're absolutely right. i went and saw the yankees play the red sox, but other people don't even go to watch ball games anymore. they do fantasy leagues. they make up their teams. everything is virtual, everything is fantasy. >> yes. >> and reality is suffering. reality isn't that great, maybe that's the reason. >> that could be it. it goes back to what tyrus is saying, if there is a feeling of

hopelessness in the world, why begrudge somebody for finding pleasure? >> because society is going to collapse if nobody does anything. society is supposed to be about being contributing. >> that's why you have a universal income. >> talks about the pursuit of happiness. jefferson had games in mind. >> yes, he did. >> actually, he had women in mind, but that's neither here nor there. >> all right. very quick. for a large man, he's very quick. coming up, it's the katalogue, where kat talks about stuff and we listen.

welcome back. greg had to pee. what do you want from me? katy perry released a video called katy perry votes necked, in order to try to get the vote out for hillary clinton. >> or if you're like me, i sleep naked. yep, let those babies loose, because no one ever -- >> all right, ma'am, that's enough that. i read constitution, i know i have the right to volkswagen naked. >> do you notice anything in that's right, these not naked. just because you put a black bar over the screen doesn't mean she's naked it.

means this is false advertising. the title of the video was, katy perry rocks the vote necked, but a better title would be black bar keeps you from seeing katy perry naked, just another broken promise from hillary clinton's people. also, what -- [ applause ] >> thank you, thank you. also wlarks is also, what is so impressive with being make thatte being naked? here's a population of the chart who has been naked. here's a map there's at least one naked person right now. countries ha countries highlighted in yellow have one naked person and here's the average age people achieve naked, very impressive, katy. if you want to be naked, i'm not judging but i'm also not impressed. and if you say you're naked and you're not naked then you're just a liarm. an outdoors college, canceled

classes because it's not inclusive to assume genders because it's broyness, not everyone can feel comfortable and scale a 10,000 foot mountain, but the whole point of having intra-specific clubs is for members to join together and participate in intra-specific activities and bro-ness affects me, and bro-ness makes all activities more exciting. it's just like cool chicken, but with bros, it's like dude, sick chicken. do you want to go to apple be, s, half price apps, dude, i'll get my keys. other friends will say, i'm sorry that guy's mean to you. that guy will say, oh, my goodness, i'm going to kick his as, and then we're going to applebe applebees. and all of these industries rest

on the backs. american bro. if you're a bro, you don't even need the vote to buy the shoes. i love bros and you should, too because they keep the economy going. yes, inclusion is a good thing and it's good to be sensitive towards other people, but an outdoors freaking out its actives aren't inclusiveness is being insane. also, calling dog halloween costumes sexist, right, pause apparently, the election is so boring and there's nothing of importance going on in the world a "washington post" columnist wrote a think piece about how pet costumes are sexist. career costumes labeled male include firefighters and police officer while female dogs account choose between a pink cow girl costume and a pink loofa. i agree there is a grass she'lling that wonceiling that won't let your dog be a firefighter, it's called she's a

[ bleep ] dog. and finally, my man gary johnson blew it this week. >> who is your favorite leader? name one foreign leader you receive. >> i guess i'm having an leadershalepp oaleppo moment. >> what's more american then knowing absolutely nothing about the rest of the world? i'm joking. you havet you have to know things about the rest of the world especially if you're running for president, but i don't have a foreign loader either. i don't have a favorite anything and any time anyone asks me, i get stumped, my favorite kind of gum to step on in the street, my favori favorite holiday, time of day to trip and fall down the stairs. there's either too many or not enough to choose fre, so leave my gar-bear alone. i can get an kplimatiexclamatio?

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rowded roused by either candidaelectil disfunction is the book for you. >> and on the last day there, i reached in, i was like why is this glitter in my pocket and she said i wrote you a note every day. so i feel bad so i'm going to read it. light glitter and glue, your sparkle despites and sticks with me. like glitter your work will permeate and leave a lasting shine that's hard to get rid of it. like the glue, remember to always hold it together and you will move forward in this career no matter what everyone else says. how crazy -- i should have read this buyer. how crazy am i getting and you will have to stay your wonderful self. much love, sherry. >> that's the biggest fortune cookie i've ever seen. >> kat? >> i ate macaroni and cheese today and i feel disgusting.

what would drumonald trump say? stop it. >> he would say that. thank you to colonel alan west, and our staudio audience, tyrus. i love you, america. trump and clinton, round one. i crashed the spin room and caused trouble. and then hit up a kanye race convert. why do they have trouble on the dance floor? >> they tonight have the beat. >> and watters' world, i head to philadelphia's roughest neighborhood to find out what is really going on in the street. >> they pull out guns and little kids are getting it. >> and i head to the beach for a