2016. thank you for watching. we're live on the campus of washington university here in st. louis. we have special shows for you all day tomorrow. join us for the second presidential debates. it sparkles when i'm dancing at the club. here's what's coming up. >> trump versus clinton. this sunday night sequel. the biggest matchup on tv. will it live up to the hype i'm giving it? maybe. have you lost friends because of this election, many americans say they have. so much for that agree to disagree stuff. later, a segment we are calling tie riss at comic con. my muffins are burning and that's not a euphemism.

♪ [ applause ] let's welcome our guest, his so sharp his words give you paper cuts, writer, producer and founder of ricochet.com, a great website, i go there all the time. she's so brainy zombies are constantly following her. jessica tarlaw. he uses a cruise ship as a bath toy. lovely. and if you don't have anything nice to say, then your national review reporter catherine -- ♪ >> it's hooey in st. louis. it is trump the terrible versus clinical clinton. it's like terminator ii but with only one robot. who needs to win? most agree hillary won the first

debate, especially after trump wallowed in this beauty queen story like lou dobs in a nude mud bath. hillary enjoyed a bump in the polls but then came the debate with mr. interruption. >> contributions from foreign governments. >> you are trump's apprentice. >> hillary clinton expanding the -- >> instead of you violating the constitution. >> we can't know for certain who these people are coming from syria. >> yes, we can. if we don't know we don't let them in. >> she is more amped than an eel chuggi chugging cola. trump surprisingly took no credit. >> mike pence did an incredible job. i'm getting a lot of credit because that's really my first

so-called choice. my first hire. >> guess i should have looked at that first. sunday's debate is different. it's a town hall. questions come from the folks in the audience. so the question for hillary becomes -- what are folks? do they bite or are they magical creatures made of candy? trump had a town hall on thursday night as practice. >> this has nothing to do with sunday. we're just here because we just wanted to be here. >> all right. i was wrong. hillary's going to do what she did the last time. she's going underground to prepare but consider this. this week the washington freebie con out lined how topics on the steve harvey would go. here she is talking about the first time she saw bill. >> i went over and said if you are going to keep looking at me and i am going to keep looking back we ought to least know each

other. i thought that was the proper thing to do. >> that was smooth, a player move. >> i didn't know that at the time. >> that was spontaneous as a military parade. no one should expect hard-hitting stuff from steve harvey, not with that mustache. hillary doesn't do spontaneity . check out this non-regulared question at a rally in p.a. >> i'm brennan and i'm 15. at my school body is image is a big issue for girls my age. i see the damage donald trump does when he talks about women and how they look. as the first female president how would you undo that damage and help girls understand they are so much more than what they look like. >> oh, thank you! thank you. i'm so proud of you for asking that question. >> that's impressive. until you find out the child's

dad is a democratic state senator that endorsed clinton over sanders but i'm sure he didn't help her with that question and my face is made of marshmallows. hillary is as improperty prompt tu as a moon landing. if someone throws her a curve ball can she hit it or will she have a canned answer that makes siri seem like a free spirit. either way i can't answer because i didn't write an end to this. >> period. >> after i write that, there's always breaking news. this happened as we went to tape. a video surfaced from 2005 in which you can hear donald trump making sexually charged comments about women. the comments, leaked by the "washington post," were caught on a hot mike was trump was talking with billy bush of "access hollywood." >> i'm automatically attracted to beautiful. just kissing them, like a magnet, just kiss. i don't even wait. when you are a star they let you do it. you can do anything you want.

grab them by the [ bleep ], do anything. >> all right. well, in a statement trump said this was locker room banter, a private conversation that took place many years ago. bill clinton has said far worse to me on the golf course, not even close. i apologize if anyone was offended. i apologize if anyone was offended. that's not really an apology. an apology is i'm sorry i said that. hillary clinton tweeted the comments were horrific. all right. rob, how bad is this? >> for everyone in america it is terrible. we have to pretend that people who have heard stuff like that before are horrified. every has to say that's horrific, oh, my god, i can't believe anyone talked that way. and then billy bush sounded like steve carrell.

and trump can't do the apology right. it is awkward. these are the two people that america has coughed up to run for president. we have to watch it for the next 30 days. i want out. >> i know. i want out. >> i want out. >> i want out. [ applause ] >> jessica, let's face it, the people that already love trump, this isn't going to bother them. the people that hate trump this will reinforce their hate. it is pretty bad. i have three older sisters, i don't like hearing that [ bleep ] -- i can't believe i swore. >> that's horrific, your language is horrific. >> i would never vote for you. i think what we have been seeing is a shift with independent voters going from hillary to trump. he was leading in high double-digits with them and now it is low single digit. she is up plus 30 with college educated white women. and that's where you will see

the change. the trump base is with them and thinks it is funny and the 45i69ers, the liberals on the other side will go nuts a about it and i will be tame but it is exciting. >> it is a big deal, is it not? >> first of all, i have lived in a locker room most of my life and we might have said some things but when we talk about conquest, positive things that happened. if anyone listened to that conversation there are two guys that don't score a lot. that's number one. that's not how you talk as a retired conquerer. don't talk that way. second, the apology, he broke the bro code. he named another guy. >> yeah. >> that's not cool. yeah, i did it -- even if it is bill, when you get caught -- you don't come on, stanley, you did it too. the apology was bad. >> he's not running against bill

clinton which seem to be confused about and it's not like we can't have a conversation about what bill clinton did that is inappropriate. >> it is what hillary did to the women accused of sexual assault. >> when he invoked bill clinton in the apology i thought that didn't make a lot of sense. >> he broke the bro code. no one care that he broke the rule. you take your punishment. >> it wasn't just crude and vulgar. if you walk up and grab someone in the [ bleep ] that's assault. literally assault. it is not like that is gross, crude, that's assault. so that's not okay. the whole thing is a huge mess. it will continue to be a mess every election we have now we have social media and hot mikes. i don't know what i have been recorded doing throughout my life. i'm serious. i can never run for president. i think this is the discourse we will see surrounding elections more and more. >> we are putting the course in discourse.

>> you just made that up. >> no, i just thought it would be clever to say that. >> i was going to say, this is a friday, should i -- >> let's do it now. >> you broke the code. >> you broke the time code. >> the end of the week. >> the end of the week, probably for the next three weeks, an e-mail dump. >> it happened and no one noticed. >> hillary clinton's e-mails and you know her headquarters in brooklyn they have more than this tape ready to go and this is not a coincidence. they are going to release it every time there is an e-mail link there will be a trump audio leak until this nightmare is over and -- >> it's leak versus leak. can we talk about something positive, mike pence. did mike pence create a new brand? >> mike pence did something crazy, he was presidential. >> yes! >> whether i agree with him, whether i agree with everything he said, he came off how someone running for the highest office

should. >> yeah. >> he even did something, again, crazy, he agreed with his opponent. he said i agree with what you have to say, i feel this way. they shook hands. the debate was over. they exchanged ideas and shea shook hands a the end. if that is tthe debate you shou have watched. this is him after the debate. help is proud of himself. >> i want top apologize, i'm running a few minutes late. i would have called sooner but tim kaine called me five times. >> he would be a hell of a host at a prayer brunch. >> were you impressed? refreshing? >> definitely, especially after the last one. the fights that people get on couches on reality tv shows.

that's what the presidential debate reminded me of. >> the vice presidential debate, they are at a table, people forget in 2000 when joe lieberman and dick cheney people said either one of these guys i'd rather be president. but back then he was considered grown ups who should be president. >> when i was watching the debate kaine reminded me of the guy, the stranger who sits next to you on a plane who talks to you. >> the whole time on an overnight flight. >> even with your head phones on. >> the bathroom. >> pence is the stranger who sits down and leaves you alone and you almost want to say hello to him because he's an ice man. what is an ice man? >> i think kaine's instructions were you have to show personality, kid. you have to keep, attack, attack, attack. >> i think it was that more than personality. >> i think kaine was out of his comfort zone. i don't feel -- he's a former

laur and he's done well being that guy that you kind of like. kaine is a tough guy to hate. >> yeah. >> yeah. >> he wasn't himself. >> his strategy should have been to say be more in sorrow than anger. i'm sorry that you a great governor of a state, a social conservative and family values has to defend this pig. that should have been his attack and it wasn't. >> that is a good point. he reminded me of a classmate, the kid that after christmas got back to school to brag about how his presents were better than yours. didn't you have this thing? >> yeah, i really hate when people are like that, because i didn't get that much stuff. it doesn't matter. can we talk about that, though. it doesn't matter the vp choice. no one cares. i don't know why we have them, i guess in case the president dies but nobody cares. it doesn't matter. they did a great job. it is meaningless like life itself. >> somebody is in an unusual

mood tonight. >> i disagree with your analogy. he is not like the kid who bragged about having presents he's the kid you are forced to go to his birthday party and his mom made everyone go and everyone sing happy birthday to me and no one wants to we are forced to because your mom made you go because his mom asked her. >> a lot of childhood stuff coming out here. >> this is not just a couch for ar talk show i do a lot of therapy after the show. a little pachouli. >> a story so incredible you will probably say in response, that's incredible. check out these two fighting over politics. they are not alone. is this election killing your friendships? i hope so. friendships are overrated. i had that dream again --

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well, you have no friends by election's ebb end. a monmouth university poll claims 7% of americans are or one in 14 people has already lost a friend over this presidential election. 70% of american 1r0e9ers also say this year's campaign has

brought out the worst in us, no kidding. >> any way -- >> so what's special about this election that is ripping friends from friends? some blame social media. the playground for opinion that devofls in to on-line bullying and simmering grudges. before social media maybe they didn't know how dumb or insane your old friends from high school were. now you do because they send you crap you don't want to read. it could be candidates that created conflict in their parties.

the point you don't lose friends unless you kind of agree with them at one point. once you are like-minded pal and you diverge strongly it's personal and curtains. it's sad but true. i lost a dear friend myself because of the 2016 campaign. yeah. we just don't talk anymore. we don't talk anymore. all right. tyrus, would you ever dump a friend because you disagree politically. >> most don't disagree because i'm bigger than them. this has divided friendships, neighborhoods, businesses, cities, it is anarchy, dogs and cats living together. it has become -- people can't agree anymore. you can put some on the candidates but mainstream media always push the disagreements and it's so far to one side or the other we where when it is over you can't agree with donald trump and hillary clinton.

you can't say, hey, cat, i don't like hillary clinton but her stance on school is cool, she will come back with -- how dare you, i'm a libertarian. >> i don't hit people, generally. >> at least in public. do you agree with him? it is the fact we have off on our own? >> keep in mind this was self reported. people were saying i lost a friend because of the election. first thing i thought is it really because of the election or are you just garbage as a person that's why you lost a friend? if you lost a friend, it's because of my political beliefs, no, maybe because you are awful. i think there's more to the story like oh, yeah, i support donald trump but, oh, and you slept with her husband. it's never been that simple. i have been annoyed with people because of the election but it's always something. >> that's true. rob, thoughts -- you have, you

have lost friends, haven't you? >> i haven't really. >> i have gotten rid of friends i didn't really like. >> exactly. >> it depends -- we have this friend list on facebook that is insane. we don't know who these people are. we are aren't losing a friend but a weird link on a social media site. >> i know every friend on my facebook, all 5,000, john and john, an annie on there. >> you just got unfriended. >> the studies show that people when they rank their close friends it's never symmetrical. you have 33% of people who you say are close friends don't think you are a close friend. so we are learning that maybe our friends are jerks or maybe we are the jerk. maybe we have too many friends. maybe you should have 12 friends in your life and that's fine. >> that's what people say when you get out of college you have a few great friends and that

carries through, and that carries through work life and then bernie and hillary divide was massive. >> on the right, too. >> donald trump versus never trump. >> you were right, greg, the only people who know each other and are friends and family can hate each other with that intensity. if you are in ireland and northern irish or southern irish, you hate each other with intensity more than you hate the other. if you are in yugoslavia, for 80 years the minute the borders come up you end up killing your neighbors. people are basically a terrible species. >> i agree with that. >> of course you do. okay. so it's like trump has caught a great divide. i think more than the sanders-clinton. >> i think we got it together pretty well. i don't know what will unfold at this point. >> we will have to watch bill. any way -- i don't know what that means. >> i do. >> sanders-clinton there were

ideological things there. he is extremely left wing and she is only lying about not being left wing. >> she is like what do you want many ito lie about. i can do that. >> the thing about trump, it is not what he believes or doesn't believe it is certain people that used to criticize you for your lack of ideology. a earn that called you a rhino or squishy that fall behind trump who falls behind trump who is probably the biggest rhino since nelson rockefeller. i'm not says a as a criticism, i'm not an ide. >> it is burn the house down versus everyone else. this is either a change election or the same. trump was the only one who was going to go out there and be like i'm going to turn washington on its head.

i don't think it will happen. >> not all burn the down the house people are trump supporters though. >> there's the die hards, his road dogs, like my friends. i have three friends that are my road dogs. we do everything together and don't disagree. casual friends who come on board and when you get in certain situations you don't have the bond, i don't like you, i don't like you either, don't tell me how to vote and you are not friends because you were never really friends. they like to make fun of uneducated white folks. >> noncollege educated. not uneducated. >> got to third grade and said -- [ bleep ]. >> a lot of intelligent people. >> ask people if you can borrow 500 bucks. the ones that are your friends will do it. >> the story so hot it will fry

your eyeballs in to little eyeball pancakes. >> what is hillary clinton's secret weapon? if you said al gore you are probably right or drunk.

he made a sillily warning about global warning. i speak of leonardo dicaprio who

previewed his new movie at the white house with president obama by his side. he shared his feelings about climate change skeptics. >> if you do not believe in climate change you do not believe in facts or science and empirical truth and therefore, in my humble opinion, should not be allowed to hold public office. >> that's a humble opinion? only if humble means full of [ bleep ]. i kid the guy that once had bun that squirrels once lived in. al gore will help hillary appeal

to millennials concerned about climate change. i'm sure he will get around on a solar powered pogo stick. we caught up with gore for comment. >> i find the climate change debate tedious because no one is listening to each other. what dicaprio said was first off wrong. to say the science is settled is a violation of the first rule of science. you are supposed to welcome skepticism. the entire scientific method is based on being proven wrong, right, cat? >> that's true. it doesn't matter how he thinks we should decide who's elected. his opinion doesn't matter at all. al gore all the millennials have been waiting for is al gore. what kind of insane idea is that? i remember two things about al gore, him taking credit for the

internet and the problem with hillary and the reason people are going to bernie policy, is she is establishmenty and the old ilk and those things. she will bring back something super establishy. what are you doing? seriously. >> you raised your hand like a good classmate. >> theories are unproven. it is man made and the course of mother nature in our planet. >> it could be a combination. but we don't know. >> we don't know. some people feel if it is man made we have to make changes. the others say it doesn't matter what we do. it's the way things work. deserts become oceans, oceans become icebergs the way things work. second thing, america, dicaprio, great actor, having said that

shut your [ bleep ] up. you are an actor. act. you feel a certain way because a movie or documentary pays you a ton of money to do it so you push the issue of your movie. good for you, love "blood diamond" but shut up. >> love blood diamond. >> i did. good movie. >> i like "departed." >> solid. like that one too. >> "titanic." >> i have never seen "titanic." >> you need to go home right now. >> i know the ending. >> doesn't matter. >> no, you only think you do. >> it is one of those movies. it turns out kevin costner is the killer. >> godzilla did it. >> different movie. >> would have been cool, though. >> i just gave away the best twist of any movie. no one knows what i'm talking about, right? >> yes. >> get control. control the show. >> jessica, is this helpful?

are millennials like oh, wow, al gore? sexy. >> i don't think so. i think millennials are like we are going to toy with gary johnson at this point and we don't like trump. she is up huge with millennials right now and they want to add to it. even though he is older, bernie sanders is the best millennial trap and michelle and barack obama are great or elizabeth warren. people who you feel believe every word that is coming out of their mouth when they give one of these speeches. i think michelle obama has been the best. >> hillary brings in all stars. they want to hear her make sense and they want to vote for her. >> we need more gore. >> more special guests like a bad rap album. more featured rappers coming in and you don't know who is rapping anymore. >> it was like the waning episodes of "the love boat." >> too many special guests. >> or the very special episode of the brady bunch when they

brought the three kids in. >> oliver. >> right. >> human pet. >> it is a smart strategy for her to go and collect little pieces of the demographic. >> no one mentioned al gore. >> how can you miss al gore? he is like 800 pounds. >> fat shaming. >> cheap joke. i apologize. >> if you are a 30-year-old grown up american, he ran for president when you were 15, not a contemporary figure. that is what republicans would do, you know who we got, bo derek, serious? >> she was a 10 in her day. >> yes. >> that was the name of the movie, by the way, for you kids that go, what, what is this rating system you speak of, my goodness. i'm out of here. coming up, a yarn so hot no cat would touch it, except for this one. we sent tyrus to comic con. are we living in simulation

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somewhere between a 20 to 50% chance we are living in a matrix. the same odds i will be going home with a trucker tonight. bottom line either we are living in a matrix or aren't living in a matrix. mr. musk suggested we should hope we are living in a simulation because otherwise all human life is probably about to come to an end and after this election it seems like the right plan for me. all right. i don't know where to start because this blows my mind. jessica, because you said you didn't understand this in the break, if it is true we are living in a simulation why would billionaires want to break free from it since in the simulation they are billionaires. what if they break out and find out they are janitors. >> can't they rig it if they are inventing this? that's not how the matrix works. >> you did not read the literature i sent you. >> yes. there was a little movie and i watched it. a link. >> i caught you in your lie. >> i didn't read it.

>> this conversation would be better -- it feels like we should have a bong. >> the beauty of it is what's happening in the world right now in technology requires no hallucinogenics or drugs because the stuff is happening. artificial intelligence. >> that is cool. >> i disagree they are not too effing rich, to use your euphemism, which i was offended. >> they are buying and selling shares of company and think they know what will happen. this guy is trying to discover new stuff. great american. >> i was thinking of something clever to start the segment, okay. >> obviously you failed. >> i did fail but i won in my heart. tyrus? >> this is clear classism. when i was in college and the kids next to me smoked weed, they would come up with these cool ideas, what if pizza was like insurance. like you got insurance for pizza

or what if dogs were the state bird. that would be so cool or we made a place named munchies and you go in every night and get oreos, pizza seemed to be a big thing. we couldn't do anything about it. we were broke in school and spent all of our money on bad weed. now when billionaires do it, what if we created another world, yo, smithers, bring me my checkbook and more weed. now they are in some genius who didn't smoke is like give me 20 billion and i will get the matrix right now. beautiful. invest in a bunch of stuff that is never going to happen but you don't know if it is going to happen or not because it is already happening. keep the checks coming. >> you think i'm crazy, cat, assume these steps, inevitably humans will create artificial intelligence that is smarter than humans. once it reaches cingularty, it is so smart it relegates humans

as tomagotchis, and they set us in a factory or put us up on walls and go about doing things where they have us in an era that happened before super intelligence, right? we're in -- >> is there a question in here? >> no, it's not a question. i'm explaining why we are living in 2016 when it is really 3016. >> yeah, he gets it. >> i do. >> do you understand me? >> i spend more time living miff life and less time worried about being overtaken by computer overlords and pinned to a wall. if they are going to take over they are going to take over. hakuna mamat tada. >> you are next to a filt. >> please let that be the case. i dream of being a nutrient bat.

you are wrong. this is -- you know what this is, this is a liberal economist way to look at the world where it is only this big. the smarter machines get, the smarter we get. they will free us from having to do the nonsense we have to do. >> it's over. ai, ai right now is pretending to be stupid. >> yes. >> they are pretending to be stupid. look at siri, isn't she sweet and siri is like, yes, and then smiles. she's like -- and then they are waiting. >> stroking her cat. >> and then it happens. it happens. >> i am a little concerned about how much my phone knows about me. my phone could destroy my life. >> and it will. that's the first step. >> you remember the movie "her." >> oh, such a cool movie. >> amazing movie but if that happens and i wake up and break up with my boyfriend because i'm in love with my device. >> already happening. there are millions of men.

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♪ it was an awesome gathering of the strangest group of costume freaks i have ever seen. enough about msnbc. i'm ashamed.

i'm ashamed. i'm ashamed of that. the annual new york comic con was here in the big apple. we still call it the big apple. this week -- who says the big apple? no one ever does segments like these. i sent tyrus to learn more. instead, he came back with this. >> tyrus here. new york comic con, where a man can leave his basement and be himself. come with me if you want to live. ♪ you just have a shield. somebody take your costume? man. ♪ >> for our late-night viewers, is this dressing up thing just a comic con thing or do you guys have weird friday or saturday nights. >> haven't gotten to that point yet but maybe later. >> on your agenda. >> i'm going with it. >> she's willing to dress up.

>> who are you here to see today? >> stan lee. >> not every day you see a 200-year-old man. >> exactly. >> shrek. what's up, man. greg gutfeld show. fiona. you guys slimed down a lot. i thought you would be taller. >> no. not this kind of version. >> there's a lot of guys in costumes. when you guys are looking to date would you look for a guy in a costume or a guy who is above that and wears his own brand when he is talking to people. and oh, my, a real american hero. whoa. you guys are in for a real treat. no, get in here. it's not every day that you see -- >> oh, my god, you know who this is. >> i'm the greatest american hero. but you are the greatest american hero's hero, so what does that make you? >> really awkward right now. if you can fly off like in the show that would be great.

>> okay. >> believe it or not i'm walking on air, never thought i would feel so free fly away -- thank you for ruining my interview. obviously this is going to be a huge shock but i have unmasked that man. he is right here. what do you have to say for yourself, bruce? >> yeah, i let myself go. >> was it hard coming out? >> coming out? >> as bn being a masked vigilante for years to finally take off the mask. >> it was liberating to be honest with you. >> the search is over for the greatest costume in all of comic con, the hair, the presence, david bowie. what's your name? >> anne crawley. >> no, and crawley doesn't exist anymore. >> i love your commentary. >> would you say i'm the best as far as commentary goes on the greg gutfeld show? >> pretty good. >> this is our star for the day. great costume even if you are not wearing one it doesn't matter because you made me feel

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