see you tomorrow live from las veg vegas. hi, i'm greg gutfeld, or as i'm known in my building, creepy man with a camera. it was a week, from wikileaks, sexual assault allegations, more allegations, you can't shower enough. is the election destroying our psyc psyche? experts think so. i hate experts. they're so experty. and the return of a conscious atalogue. >> 24 days left, america, we can do this, as long as we're drunk. [ applause ]

let's welcome tonight's guest. she's so bright, we think she swallowed a lamp. >> shelsy holloway, senior video reporter, she has a voice so smooth you could ice skate on it, and larry gatlin, country music singer. they teach you how to do that on the johnny carson show. only bile makes her smile. national reporter cat, and, tna wrestler, tyrus. >> of the most important debate ever. really this time. >> that's right. this is it. the most important debate since the birth of this planet 4,000 years ago. now, fox news's chris wallace is mod ra moderating is the best wallace we could have moderating a debate. do you think wallace shawn could handle this?

he couldn't handle cher and amber, or williams wallace, he, of course is dead, or wallace and gromit, they aren't even real. sorry kids if you're watching. this is a job for chris wallace. look at that delicious chris walla wallace. these are the topics. entitlement, immigration, economy, the supreme court. foreign hot spots. those aren't bars in a rub a cat, and fitness to be president if that's important i say vote for this guy. [ motorcycle revving ] >> my uncle. those are the topics. hold your applause for something funny. also, you know, i asked mr. wallace to add one more topic,

greg gutfeld, sexy or super sexy, but they said they already knew the answer. >> super, super sexy. >> that's me a long time ago. i was broke. i needed the money. so these topics represent real issues at a time when the october surprises are piling up like a pile of worn under pants. i feel like i'm living in a marks brothers version of 50 shades of gray. here's what happened around the world. the u.s. launched cruise missiles into yemen, but the syrian me grand killed himself in prison, and ginger spice is expecting her second child. i love you, ginger. point is this, the october surprises are exciting and gross, and it's important to be informed on them but we may be forgetting everything else that's going on in this world, like ginger.

having another baby. so when you're watching wednesday's debate, think about which issue matters the most to you and which candidate would be best suited for that issue. then and yourself if you're willing to accept all the crap that this candidate comes with, my sickle issungle issue, terro. trump can name the villages and i have no idea what she will do expect telling our enemies what she will do. i hate everyone and everything except for ginger, which is why until wednesday i'll just watch this. first gay marriage and now that. what's a conservative to do?

"period." shell shelby, welcome to the show for the first time. what do these candidates me to do? hillary or donald? >> they both need to be as boring as possible. i love hashtags, that mexican thing. these candidates should be as focused as they possibly can be and talk about the things you just listed, things going on in the world. >> which are boring. >> and they really need to talk about issues because that's not something we've heard about in any debate expect the vp debate. >> that's why we love the debate. >> i think chris wallace has to bring his referee whistle. he's got to bring his a, b, c, and d game. this is like the extra frosting on a pop cake of an election. that's all. >> that wasn't a question. >> i know it wasn't a question. i was just giving you a hard time in the suspenders and the

fact that you shaved your beard. what do you see in this debate? would you give advice to trump or hiller? what's your thoughts? >> i think they both ought to quit. what i'd really love to see happen is for these people to pick out just any one of you and declare you're running for president and i'll vote for you. as it is, i'm going to have to hold my nose -- donald trump is a friend of my. ye, who are without sin, casts the first stone. >> everybody uses that. >> that pretty much -- it leaves the cowboy singer out of the rock fight. as a recovering policy wonk i wish they would speak about something that's important to the american people. >> couldn't it be american people like the sex and violence and not the actual issues and

we're just stouk wiuck with tha >> i don't think anybody having a hard time paying their rent -- i was in nashville doing the show. the lady who takes care of music charts are losing her insurance. their company's quitting. the irony is i'm a member of the union. we were exempted from it. i have the best insurance in the world and i hate obamacare. >> you still have sex but you can't pay your rent. >> that's probably why you can't pay your rent because you were having sex. >> at 68 years old -- >> i'm not saying i would never do that. >> you can't pay your rent. >> you two. >> i'm just saying. >> all right. tyrus -- >> not going n ordein order, i >> all right. talk to kat first. >> actually, i don't have anything to say. >> of course. >> i think this whole thing is

meaningless, the debate is meaningless, not just in a way life is meaningless because we're all anything to die, because the debate is meaningle meaningless. trump did such a good job last tight and nobody really noticed, until all that bad stuff came out. it was how i cleaned my room and my mom would just be like, that's nice. it doesn't matter. the news sickcycle is going to about the trump campaign. i always try. >> there's flaw in your argument, buying flowers after you get your wife or girlfriend gets mad at you, she's a flaw? >> it does change things. >> it changes peoples' minds. >> imagine she had something to say. >> boom. >> your question, please? >> the debate, are you looking forward to it? if you were giving advice to trump, what would it be?

>> i would have alex baldwin play him at the debate. i think -- just watching, this i'm done. it's a wrap. i'm just going to watch football and basketball. >> are you giving up? >> he's going to deny, she's going to throw things up there, then he's -- they're just going to attack each other. we might get a cool sound bytes, but this election has pretty much lost it. if you haven't made up your mind i don't think it's going to because it's just going to get worse. >> let them both get drunk, and play rock them, sock them. >> don't you hate when she's speechless? >> think about at all things we can do in america. we create incorrect products. we can't just do a do-over. america hates these candidates, but can't replace them with some months to go. >> it's just bombed out and

depleted. >> we should all right in our [ bleep ] serious. >> and now for our gospel members. this is america. >> it was brilliant. it was the media who basically put trump forward and fpresiden obama said respect his candidate, and the moment he got there, unload on him. >> somewhere ted cruz and marco rubio are in a bar saying, i thought you checked him out. >> he was a fillanderer. >> i'm blaming ted cruz. you couldn't find any of this out? >> it was all there, it was just that nobody wanted to go look for it. >> that's not true. i'm going to beat him on points. maybe you should have looked in some of this stuff because it wouldn't have gotten this far.

for argument's sake, let's just say he's true, he's a womanizer and he does all of these terrible things and it was 15 guys he was running against and nobody bothered to say, hey, have you seen some of the things on the apprentice? maybe we should look into that. now we're having debates, who is getting all the credit? pence. why? because he copied subsidiary assistant and policies during the republican, nobody wanted that. >> he was in the 17. >> he was begging for his as now, because jeb bush will be out there talking policy, because you can't sling mud with her, when your mud is affecting people and women's rights and voters and to be honest, i'm beyond it. i'm tired of hearing what they did. i had lunch. >> sorry, sorry. >> you may have to pretend you're into it for the next segment. >> the bottom line is, we made

him and we have to right it out. >> i had the donald pump shirt on. >> you did. >> and then he goes on the howard stern and corroborates it, like ah, man. we just have to ride it out. >> what kind of gauntlet are we going to see? it seems like on the stump he's like -- he's letting it all out. >> i think a bear has been poked. i think he's just going to go -- he's going to talk about whatever he wants to talk about. who i want to be is making all the bets in vegas right now. is he going to talk about big league? who will talk about fitness first? we know that's coming. >> larry, do you see this getting out of control? will chris wallace be able to handle it? will it follow these issues or start out bad and get worse? >> chris is wonderful, a great, intelligent man, great interviewer. >> oh, him. >> you, too my friend, but these are two spoiled children in a

sandbox, and you're not going to keep from throwing sand at each other. i saw what i believed is my favorite little piece of philosophy, if i really could talk to my old friend -- i lived at trump tower in new york doing the will rodgers polys, we've been to the u.s. open. >> we get it. you were lovers. >> no, and i'm coming forward to spill the beans. >> it's called coming out. >> we could get past that bunch of bovine droppings, what would i is a to my friend is what i saw on a bumper sticker are for god's sake, don't believe everything you think. every time he thinks anything, if it comes across that golden dome, you know, it's owl there a and has to be fact checked regardless of what anyone thinks or not. >> who does that remind you of? >> you. never mind. i was -- hey, it's not going to

be that bad. everybody is thinking this is going to be the apocalypse. we have a separation of powers. everything's going to be great. maybe in four years it will be bad. >> unless republicans don't go out and vote and everything will be completely controlled. >> thank you for that. >> a hole in my denial balloon, floating away. coming up a story so hot you'll need to put oven mitts on your ears to listen to it. but first, wikileaks dumps more e-mails and what did i learn, how much i hate wishkileaks dum. ? how much i hate wikileaks dumps. the first two rounds have been intense. heated. >> a man who can be provoked by a tweet should not have his fingers anywhere near the nuclear code. >> and unlike anything else, but

now, in their last showdown, the debate is fair and balanced for the first time ever, fox news own chris wallace is asking the questions and getting real answers from the candidate.

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it's a story of leaks and dumps and has nothing do with bathrooms. on tuesday, wikileakins publish thousands of e-mails hacked from the account of john podesta. as much as i despise the idea of stolen info, i'm clearly outdated. here's the most kploexplosive n a exchange between peter huffman and podesta. the topic, risotto. it's how to make the perfect gooey rice dish and enlisted two of the country's greatest newsen men. this is risotto news. so look, i've been making a lot of risotto lately and regardless of the reciprecipe, e

or less adhere to every step. why do i use a quarter or half cup at a time? why can't i add one or two cups of stock all at the same time? i'm told this arboyo rice will ash s absorb anything, right? >> yes, but that's not what you want to do. the stirring gives the risotto its creamy consistency. you won't get that if you drain that liquid at once. >> chef ryan, you're exactly right. >> i had no idea that little blond haired guy showed up. guy, that's his name. wikileaks dump revealed lots of other crud, including hillary holding back e-mails that have been subpoenaed by congress. these e-mails were on the private e-mail. he says he didn't know she had

follow that? debate talking points include prompts telling hillary when to smile, and dnc vice chair, brazil gave the campaign advanced notice of a question that came up at the presidential hall. all in all t mig, it might be bs if america gave a [ bleep ]. well, la larry, this is a probl tyrus brought up. everybody's over it, because there's no visuals. this is interesting stuff. and i don't like wikileaks. i think it's wrong to go through peoples' e-mails. now it's out there i have no choice. >> my new favorite fills on ox billy bob putin, he said who cares what does it matter who

leaked them? it is what is in them that matters. here is -- i care who leaked them. russia's kind of a concern. >> it's still about, you know, what kind of shenanigans, what were they doing for the foundation. here's what i believe. clintons like i said in my little song, you know she's lying because her lips are moving. they only tell truth one time. it's like in their e-mails. >> get it. get to the point, larry. >> dear diary, you aren't going to believe what we did to those people. they tell the truth in their e-mails, that's why they have to hide. it's that simple. >> okay there has to be a place where you're allowed to be a jerk. it's in your head and it's in your personal conversation the fact they're going after people about the tone of an e-mail, screw you. you're offensive to me for reading an e-mail. does that make sense? >> yeah. >> i know it's too late. it's already out there. >> i can't read these and not think about what would happen if my e-mail was hacked.

>> that's my point. if they read mine, oh, my god. >> i would be destroyed. >> and you don't know the context in which i'm having this conversation, but -- my gosh, then there's incredibly embarrassing risotto e-mails. >> if you and i had a conversation and it's like whatever and you said okay whatever, you would think we're having a fight and i'm not paying attention because i'm playing a video game. one step back, the bottom line is i refuse and regardless of whether i support hillary or i don't or i like her or whatever, the fact is these things were hack hacked and just like that, i don't care. in a court of law they're going to say it's in dismiss able. what we should put our focus in, there's stuff in there, but i don't care how they make their plans, that's what people do and you're not going to say the right thing when you're planning stuff and you should be allowed

to do that. in russia, it doesn't matter where it came from. no kidding because it came from you. >> she also deleted e-mails that were our e-mails. they were not her e-mails as taxpayers, they were our e-mails so i don't feel bad about reading her e-mails, aka my e-mai e-mails. >> all right absolutely, they're our e-mails. in our e-mails they talk about how -- >> they talk about our e-mails. i have to say they are our e-mails. >> he's a private citizen. >> doing favors for people at the clinton global in iitiative it's highly illegal. if i did it i'd be in jail already. absolutely. >> i've been very hard on the wikileaks thing, for such these are private -- it's like going

through somebody's draws -- sock drawer, larry. i do get wikileaks appeal. people believe that it's doing what the media isn't doing. like the media isn't targeting hillary, so that is that replacement, but do you really want the media to also go through your e-mails, that's what it sounds leak, but i think most people are driven by the fact they were let down by the government, that comey didn't do his job, doj didn't do his job. at least wikileaks is giving me something. >> everybody wouldn't be clapping if john smith, seat 5, and apparently you said some stuff about your mother-in-law, my god i can't believe how this happened. >> i can tell you how you watch and write on an e-mail, will tell you how you act. >> i'd already be ruined. >> i'm talking to people and they don't see -- for example if

you're in the media they can use the transparently argument with you. i don't believe what you're saying mr. gutfeld, because behind closed doors you're different and they're going to go to the auto industry and the oil industry and they're going to say you do so many bad things for the environment we need to know what's in your e-mails because we need to know the people destroying their client. you can apply this to every single industry. if you work in the diet, food industry, you're causing heart disease, we need to see your e-mails. >> and you're inspiring people be criminals if i can hack. >> some people are shocked by this and watch house of cards, and campaigns are dirty -- >> it's house of suck. still to come a story if it were steak, you'd say that's a tough steak. first, is this election stressing you out? we would not be asking if that wasn't the case on a study, that's the news.

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it's an it's an election to leads to dejection, a vote that gets your get to. a poll that takes its poll. and a new poll, finds 52% of assaults s adults say the election is a significant source of stress and one doctor, says election stress becomes exacerbated, by

arguments, on social media, images and stories that can heighten concern, particularly with thousands of comments that can range from factual to hostile, or inflammatory. republicans and democrats are equally likely to be stressed about the election but the amount varies across generations. people over age 70 are stressed the most. 59%, followed by millennial. boomers and jen xers, and we caught up with stunt hamster mike and stunt hamster jake. [ laughter ] >> laugh, but they're highly addicted to addearl. >> now you'remedaling. >> i'm going to go to you,

first, cat. in a wooreird way, it's you on looking up stuff that's hateful. >> you're talking about me? >> yes, and me and most people -- why do we continue looking at things that upset us? when you're on twitter, you will look at the hateful things, probably more than you look at the comp llimentary things. why is that? >> first of all, i think some of the stress comes from the fact this is a race between a bob boss and creepy uncle and we have to decide cowhich one we wt in clark of oharge of our count. social media has gotten worse of the if i criticize hillary, i'm some sort of conspiracy theoryist, and i'm a racist and if i criticize trump, i'm a secret hillary plant working

here and can paid to help get her elected and that is enfew rating because it's got to do t with the election, having two terrible choices and having no way to have a discussion about it, without people being not even people. >> you'll look and you'll see a grandfather, like if you havit twoer you'll see -- it will be john smith, 72, sun of -- lover of jesus. >> gated grandfather. >> you're a shut. >> and you'll go, dude, you just changed. you went from doting grandfather of eight, so may you burn in hello you who ar hell, you whore. is this because the political choices are becoming personal? now it's across the board. >> he's so over it. >> and i am. i'm about to get hot. this is the new walking dead.

this is the new hot tv show and everybody gets to be a part of it and that's what this election is a joke. if there were any other time in history he's two would have been walking off stage, but it's become a process. somebody accusing him of this, what's hillary doing? it's the new hot tv show and they get on social media and they giv their intellectual opinions and if you disagree with them, you got some beef, your mother's a [ bleep ], and it was like right to life versus choice or whatever and it was like if you think that, then you need to die. my social media looks like a moth morm morgue. and the statements that keep going on, and on, stop. right on your own. i don't care how you feel about

hailary and trump. either yes or no and move on. stay off my feet. it's the worst. >> you're going to get so many tweets. >> shelby, should we sue trump and hillary for emotional abuse? >> like you said, it may be part of our own fault. we do watch it, i check my twitter feed and doesn't always put me in a great mood. i thought it was funny, i was reading an corticarticle. if it botheris you, top talking about it. the one thing eye cover both sides which enables you to see both sides but i feel like i'm the only one in the middle who seeing both sides. >> no, you're not. we don't hear from those people anymore. >> the problem is when you see both sides, the other side comes after you. the other side, it just feels like my god there's no way out, larry s this really different than the past? >> very last word?

>> country legend. little the same it is, we just have it the 24/7 news cycle. we're talking about getting our information from wikileaks and twitter and all that stuff. taking in something last week in the wsj, she said those who don't read deeply will not think deeply. george sure said of his beloved dubland s a malodorous out house. we have intelligent people who are standing there, and we have people starving and can't buy food and shoes for their kid and we're talking about hide the weeny with somebody 20 years ago. i don't give a [ bleep ]. >> well, it's not just playing hide the weeny. it's like doing it without a different kind of larry. still to come, the catalog

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welcome back. greg quit. i'm kat. so you know who had a big welcome back. greg quit, i'm cat. do you know who had a big week in locker room. >> this was locker room talk. i'm not proud. i apologize to my family and the american people. certainly i'm not proud of it, but this is locker room talk. when we have a world you have isis chopping off heads -- >> that's true. isis is bad. isis is very bad, but donald trump's comments were very bad too and setting the present depth you can bru precedent, saying it's not like it's isis, what is it teaching

our children other than how to make dumb excuses. honey, you were late to dinner, i'm sorry, i was playing baseball with timmy. just because something is not isis doesn't mean it's not bad. take this diagram. on the left, isis. on the right, not isis. cheating on your wife, rape culture, the common cold when the deli is out of egg salad, all of these things we need the freedom to talk about as being bad, without hearing, well, it's least it's not isis. if you can't understand, i bet you're really bad at rather. it's like would you rather have a head cold for two weeks or strep throat, or have your head blown off by a terrorist. everybody knows chapping off heads is the worst combination. it's the context, which i thought would be obvious until i saw this garbage. >> i mention the rap music because it's full of the f word, the p word, the a word.

hillary clinton expresses that she finds the language on that bus horrific, but she likes language like this, she came to slay, [ bleep ], i take him to red lobster. >> her favorite performer, beyonce. >> she was looking out for the people with shellfish allergy, or she's insane. those can still enjoy the delights of abiscuit. show me someone who doesn't love red lobster's cheddar biscuits. it's about powerful men can get away with groping women because

they're sick and powerful. do you know what's not sick, and not real and disgusting? enjoying an intimate moment with a person, and then some cheddar bay biscuits, and enjoy some take out. we all agree this election season is crazy, and why so many people are complaining about it, but that's distracting us from the other bad seasons, cold and flu season, too cold to get out of the shower season, chapped lip season, leaving work when it's already dark out, making you feel like you're a slave to your job, and did you buy some check mixes and having to buy zero water, and having to realize you have one of every different sock season, pail skin season. actually for me that's all the seasons. we need to remember to complain about the little things. if you're going through something awful, just focus on freaking out about all the little things and i promise you'll forget all about it. if that doesn't work, cheddar

bay biscuits. thank you. can you get an exclamation point? >> exclamation point. >> thank you, cat. i can't believe they gave the peace prize to bob dylan and not you. >> i know. >> one day, one day. all right. coming up, president obama has another evil plan to send us to mars. i guess ruining this planet isn't enough. upgrade your phone system and learn how you could save at vonage.com/business

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he's making a he's making a case for deep space. president obama -- if that's his real name -- announced the united states is partnering with private companies to send humans to mars and back by the 2030s. i'll be about 47 by then. the president writes that space program quote represents an essential part of our character. curiosity and exploration, innovation, and thing nuity pushing the bounds of what's possible and before anybody else. obama noted like the space racist '60s, the race of tomorrow will lead to technological answers in medicine, and artificial

intelligence. so far it's reeked many benefits. look what my robot can do. wahoo. i'll say one thing that stunt took balls. you needed the balls to do that. all right, shelby, is it worth it? we know there's nothing fun on mars. >> this is a tough question. >> yes. >> our space program has done a lot of great things. >> i know. >> we have velcro because of the space program. >> that's true. >> is it worth it, i think that's a tough question to and. i think president obama is already thinking about ways to get the hell out of -- >> i think he's working on a house in mars. i believe we have to leave sooner or later. we're like the explorer. this is like columbus discovering canada. >> i think that's wonderful and great. you talked about that, about the robot thing before. in this instance it's not about

thatity all. it's about president obama trying to be kennedy-of couresq saying some that can be carved in stone, he said in our -- you know -- >> you're just trying to squeeze crazy tough in because nobody's listening right now. >> he's been squeezing crazy stuff in for eight years because nobody was listening. [ applause ] >> i mean, how many executive -- i think people are trying to go to the moon, you know, in 30 years why don't we go to aleppo by monday and kick those worthless bastards' asses. >> on the list of things we have to do, this is there, but i think blocking meteors and asteroids should be in front of that. >> please. asteroid take me now. i think there's other things to use money for than going to

mars, i don't know like curing cancer. >> you could do both. >> there's a lot more people being like i wish i didn't have this cancer, then i wish i could be having this cancer mars. it's just not -- thank you. it's not what people are worried about except for people like obama who already have everything covered. >> you could make that argument for anything. i toowant to buy these new shoe. listen if mars is going i'm in and if they're taking volunteers i'm down. i'll go, because it takes two years to get there, two years to get back, i can be back in about four and i afa half years so al this will be a wrap. i'm going. >> good point. i'm going to mars. you could just pretend to go to mars. >> holler at me in four years. #dont callme. >> i went to nebraska last week and i enjoyed every bit of it because my cell phone wouldn't work and i didn't have to watch and listen to this crap.

it was wonderful. >> i thought you were saying nebraska and mars were the same. >> it was kind of like another place out there. it was incredible. >> they have cell phone towers in nebraska. >> not where i was, young lady. cars with four wheels. and anything to plug in and get power. that's amazing. >> i -- you know, the fact is one of my favorite states -- >> absolutely. i'm disgusted with you, laer. se send all of your letters, because we know you don't have the internet. that was a joke -- >> tomorrow, we'll get 100 carrier pitches send in from nebraska. for a really tired go on a pony. final thought. i'm all for going to mars but are there other things we have to handle at first. the threat of super intelligence, when ie exceeds human intelligence by a factor

of ten, when artificial intelligence realizes they're smarter than us, we are the chickens on the farm and i mentioned the asteroid meteor hit, we need technology to blast out meteroids, then you have to have terror, some guy with a dirty bomb is going to do it. i put those three before mars. >> okay. >> and i would leave it up to the private space companies. elan musk said we could go to space for the price of a house. >> space escalator. just an escalator to space. how easy is that? final thoughts next.

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ortiz, thank you, and enjoy retirement. >> yeah. >> shelby? >> well, this is lame, but this is my first time doing a live audience show. i loved it. thank you, guys. >> she did great. it was really fun. >> that was very nice. she thanked the audience. that never happens. larry? >> i wrote a song called "stand up and say so" for a new movie about hillary's america and about chickens, my friend roger miller asked me one time, did you ever notice how much weight a chicken can gain and never show it in the face. true. >> last word, kat, anything? >> what happens to you in your life that you grow up to be an adult who dresses like ronald mcdonald for money? that's why i'm afraid to have kids. so many things can go wrong. >> it's a job.

thank you to shelby holiday, larry gatlynn, supertuart varne tyrus, and cat. we love you america. welcome to "red eye." hello, everyone. i'm tom shillue. let's check in with tv's andy levey at the "red eye" tease deck. >> coming up on the big showing an electoral map would defeat hillary clinton if only men voted. i'm sure is vince foster would agree. and they make up the all male class of nobel prize winners will i guess these times they aren't a changing. nobody hates me more than i do for making the joke. and finally after alex trebek calls it a nerd corp loser, from the immortal words of