the gutfeld show is next. hi. i'm judge janine gutfeld. here's what's coming up. it's down to the wire. the stakes couldn't be higher. come on, baby, light my fire. lots more peeks from wikileaks, i think they're a moral freak. it was the last debate, how did it rate? i thought it went great. chris wallace, a good mate. plus, kat named everything that's rigged in america. the katalogue, later in the show. we'll be right back after this update, so don't you dare leave us. live from america's news headquarters, i'm patricia stark. tomorrow marks 16 days until the presidential election, and donald trump chose the historic city of ghettysburg, pennsylvania, to lay out his

first 100 days in office. >> first, a constitutional amendment to impose term limits on all members of congress. second, a hiring freeze on all federal employees to reduce federal workforce through attrition, exempting military public safety and public health. a requirement that for every new federal regulation, two existing regulations must be eliminated. a five-year ban on white house and congressional officials, becoming lobbyists after they leave government service. >> trump also went off-script again, threatening to sue the numerous women who have accused him of inappropriate behavior. hillary clinton's campaign reacted to trump's legal threat. the campaign released a statement saying, quote, this speech gave us a troubling view as to what a trump state of the union would sound like. rambling, unfocused, full of conspiracy theories and attacks on the media, and lacking in any

real answers for american families, end quote. meantime, the democratic ticket also blitzed the swing state of pennsylvania. in pittsburgh, hillary clinton appealed to republican voters. >> you probably know people who are thinking about voting for donald trump. and here's what i want you to tell them. i want you to tell them that i understand that they need a president who cares about them, will listen to them, and i want to be their president, too. >> i'm patricia stark and now back to "the greg gutfeld show." stay with fox news for the latest breaking stories throughout the night. welcome back to the show. here are tonight's guests. he's so sharp, his head is often

used to slice pizza. fox news chief, national correspondent, ed henry. she's so bright, "washington times" columnist, jesse. and u.s. forces member, terry shaper. and when the chips are down, she eats them with gauc. national reporter, katherine. all right, 17 days to go, before courtney thornensmith's birthday. who didn't love a little melrose place. but also, it's 17 days to the election. so i bet early voting is underway, so make sure to send your ballot, we can't take a chance. >> early voting is underway, so make sure you send in your ballot. we cannot take a chance of blowing it. we cannot take a chance.

>> meantime, this week, chris wallace managed to find the high road in a sewer, by maintaining order, we saw both choices in full glory. an arrogant woman dressed as a cult leader from the future, she's on the right, and a defiant showman, who listens to no one, not even his barber. the result, an actual debate, one so smooth you could slide down it without a splinter on your naked butt. i tried. not many surprises. trump said "wrong" a lot and hillary creepily smiled like one of those old dolls that you find in your grandmother's attic that comes to life at night and sits on your chest while you sleep. we all had them. but there was some good debating in there. >> i voted for border security in the united states senate. i don't want to rip families apart. i don't want to be sending parents away from children. >> we have to have strong borders. we have to keep the drugs out of our country. >> then there was all the of the

puppet bashing. >> he has no respect for her -- >> well, that's because he'd rather have a puppet as president -- >> no puppet. no puppet. you're the puppet! >> the one thing everyone seems to agree on was chris wallace. wallace not only was a great moderator, his moderating got us all to agree that he was a great moderator. and really, nobody agrees on anything these days. maybe we really can all get along after this ends, because no matter who wins, everyone must accept the outcome. >> i want to ask you here on the stage tonight, do you make the same commitment that you will absolutely -- sir, that you are absolutely accept the results of this election? >> i will look at it at the time. i'm not looking at anything now. i'll look at it at the time. >> i love that! all right, trump later clarified -- >> i would like to promise and pledge to all of my voters and supporters and to all of the

people of the united states that i will totally accept the result s of the this great and historic presidential election, if i win. >> ha-ha! apparently that works with my audience. all right, a lot's been made of this, as if donald messing with the process is some new revelation, but that's trump. he doesn't want you to know what he's up to. it's the opposite of hillary, who tells isis when we're coming and what we'll be wearing. so just 17 days left. what's next? a lot can happen in three weeks. it's the life span of a drone ant. they never work much, then they die once they mate with females. reminds me of one direction. of course, of course, shoes will continue to drop. it will be like an orgy at a centipede strip club. but what of the republican

party? after this, counseling will be needed or it's divorce court. we already know who's getting the house, it's the dems. if republicans don't act fast to fix this mess, they'll lose their shirts, too, and no one needs to see mitch mcconnell topless. >> period! >> edge, trump. if he loses -- >> no puppet! >> no puppet, no puppet. will he accept the loss? like, let's say it's close. let's say it's not a blowout and it's close. do you think he'll accept it? >> no, i think it's pretty clear that he's going to talk about, you know, voting irregularities and he's laying the groundwork now to say that he thinks the system is rigged. that feeds into kind of the anger that he has been talking about throughout the entire campaign. and i think unless it's a landslide, that he just simply cannot deny, and frankly, i think the polls are closer than we're see right now. this race is not over. because i think that it's pretty clear that there is anger out

there. and so people can say, oh, this is done, this is done, this is done. nobody's voted yet. >> i would like to congratulate ed on playing up to the crowd like that. >> i had no idea. >> all right, madison, do you agree with ed, this kind of wishful thinking that this could turn out to be closer than expected? >> first of all, i think he's going win. >> oh, really? >> i do, too. >> wait, wait -- >> i think east going to win. >> i'm going to get in trouble. >> but if it's close, i think he would be smart to contest it, because i don't think a lot of the media outlets are really reporting some of the voter fraud instances that we've seen. they're only reporting voter impersonation. they're not reporting some of the other instances of it -- >> like what?! >> like people using dead people to vote. not exactly physically bringing them -- voter registration issues. when you're registering. >> but there's one pretty -- >> voting twice. >> there's one comprehensive study on this, that looked at like a billion instances of voting and found 30 --

>> that 30 number is the voter impersonation fraud number. there's other instances, like people voting twice. >> how many do you think there are? >> say it's within a couple thousand votes, like we've seen -- >> over the country? >> in certain states, that could change the electoral map. the that happens, i think he's very smart to contest it, because those instances could make that difference. if i were running for president, i would do it. >> gary, what worries me is that he's going to say it no matter what. >> yep, exactly. >> now, you still hold out hope that donald's going to win? >> no, it's not hope. and i'm not a member of the u.s. army special forces now. i'm a former member. i officially retired october 10th. >> well, congratulations. or, i should say thank you. >> and all of you, especially you, kat, are welcome for your freedom. it's not about hope. you and i have been talking about this for it feels like freaking years. donald trump -- to me, donald trump is not the savior of anything. i know who he is. i've always thought he was a snake oil salesman.

and if you're looking for a moral candidate, you're wasting your time in the election. simple stuff now. let's just say they're both really bad. i think she's worse, because for her whole time, she has gotten rich and made deals at the behest of the american taxpayer as a public quote/unquote servant. trump, whether he's a jerk or not, he's a private businessman. but let's say they're equally bad people. who's going to mess with giveun less? donald trump. who is going to actually stand up for cops, because dems throw them under all the time? donald trump. that's it for me. i would actually vote for pee-wee herman over -- it's more about stopping hillary clinton than it is about donald trump. >> all right, kat, your hands are going to be tired by the end of this show. how many times have i said that? kat, this is the logic i used last week, if you had one issue that you hold dear, like terror, that you should vote that, whether or not the person is a jerk or not. and that being a jerk doesn't

matter. how do you feel about the fact that you were outnumbered. you are the one unlucky girl. >> isn't the truth? no, maybe all that stuff's happening or maybe it's not. and there would have to be a lot of that going on for it to really impact an election that much. we don't know what's going to happen in the future. i could go out tonight and have a wonderful night or i could go out tonight and get hit by a bus. we don't really know. >> i know. >> you know? >> bus drivers will try to hit you. >> in terms of trump accepting it, i've said it before and i really wonder if he's going to do a thing, like how george costanza pretends he didn't quit, and he just goes to the white house anyway. like he has the job. i'm here to be your president, america! >> and nobody's going to tell him to go home, because they don't want to hurt his feelings. >> and that would be good tv, believe me, i can tell you. >> no one would make him stop, it's too entertaining. >> you know what i learned? okay, there's many things i have problems with about trump and you could go on forever about

hillary. but i think this is the year that the right stole from the left, in the sense that they -- the left always exercised hyperbole. for example, if you were a conservative, you want back-alley abortions. they want to bring back jim crow. if you're a conservative, you want to do awful things. this is kind of the first time that a republican is actually giving it back. and that's kind of -- i think people aren't used to that, so they're screaming about polarization and that the world's going to hell and everybody's freaking out. no! it's actually -- the right is starting to -- >> it used to be, if you call her hillary, it's sexist. he comes straight out, crooked hillary! he only calls her crooked hillary and it's awesome! >> he embraced his inner polarization or something. donald trump goes to these debates and politics is about addition, not subtraction. and he goes there and says things that will rally his base more than rather than reaching to the middle or trying to bring in democrats. we'll find out pretty soon

whether that was a bad political strategy or not. but he is who he is. and i think that's a large reason why his supporters like him. he's authentic. he's not poll tested. he's not going to say -- >> he doesn't seem to care. >> and it doesn't matter! >> you've got to expand your base, right, madison? >> but he's doing what everybody knows every candidate does behind closed doors. he's being himself in front of everybody. and he's attracted new voters to the republican party -- >> but not enough. >> but i think he's had a hard time with who should have been his base, a lot of conservatives. and i think he kind of smoothed things out with them in the debate on wednesday. >> what will his political adviser say now? you need to be better with women voters and minorities. he's not going to win. >> how many days? >> but what does he do on friday? hi beats on michelle obama. an african-american woman. it's the two groups he really wants to get, he goes right at it. so he rejects their advice. maybe he's going to shock the

world or maybe people will say, you didn't follow the right playbook. >> a quick thing about that, that seems like the logic, but these polls got brexit wrong, trump wrong. there have never been more polls about more things that have been more often more wrong. i think people are accepting the fact -- >> i wasn't rooting for trump when you said, oh, you're hoping it's a close race. i'm saying i don't believe the polls. i don't believe they're completely wrong and trump has a 20-point lead or something, but -- >> we've got to take a break. three weeks is a long time, that's the average length of a hollywood wedding. about the same length of a trump adviser. >> ohh! >> ahh. oh, he made a joke about trump. all right -- i'm kidding. i love you. coming up, a story so shocking, your hair will stand on end, unless, of course, you're bald. more leaks and dumps from the folks at wiki.

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it makes me feel icky, yet we must speak of wiki. wiki continues to dump batches of e-mails stolen, not hacked, from the account of campaign chair, john podesta, and i still hate it. i don't even like it, but i still hate wikileaks. some day it's going to happen to me and you and i'm not looking forward to it. and yet some things happened this week and i've got to report it or i'll get in trouble, the clinton campaign considered 84 different slogans before settling on stronger together, which strangely is the same slogan of my nude rock-climbing team. some others were, time for a better bargain, a promise you can count on, no quit, which makes no sense. keep moving, and of course, greg has awesome pecs. no argument there, america. we also learned from the stolen e-mails that the king of morocco -- they have a king -- agreed to give $12 million to the clinton campaign, if they

held a major event in their country. and huma abedin wrote, quote, if hrc was not part of it, meeting was a non-starter. she created this mess and she knows it. wow, what a weiner. finally, the reason i hate wikileaks even more this week, they released what they claim to be e-mails from a private address of president obama. that's a first and pretty amazing. for more on this, let's check in with our tech correspondent, paul oinkerton. >> that was beautiful. all right. ter terry? >> there's a difference between hacked and stolen? >> yes, hacking is stealing, just so you know. >> oh, i thought you were saying that's not the same. >> don't try to evade my

question. 1982, soviet spies broke into an american government office in washington, d.c. and stole thousands and thousands of written correspondence between the president and officials and the spies fed them to the left-wing suppress, who then gleefully reported it. how is that different that this, my friend? i made that story up. >> you're sort of acting like i'm part of this. >> isn't that the same thing? >> i get it. we've been talking about booe wikileaks for a long time. i remember when assange came out a long time and if you think assange is pro-american, you're an idiot. but be careful when you ride the dragon, because the dragon will turn around and bite you. right now everyone's alike, assange, he's our friend, no, he's not. but isn't it freaking pathetic that assange and wikileaks and the russians and dr. evil and everybody else is doing this, they're doing the job of the fbi. they really are. >> do you want the fbi to steal your e-mails? >> no, but i want someone to

give a crap. and i haven't seen that yet. listen, we already knew. we knew this is the way they talked and operated. but now you're like, hey, man, look at the naked disdain -- >> but to your point -- i know, kat, you want toed -- you knew how they think, but i should be able to talk crap about my boss. we should have hypocrisy. you're supposed to be nice to your boss and say, he's a jackass, because that keeps the peace, kat. >> we don't have any other option now that it's out there to talk about it. but imagine if you had a friend call you up and say, i went through my boyfriend's phone and found out he's sleeping with my mother. would you say, yeah, i don't want to talk about this, you shouldn't have been going through his phone. like, you shouldn't have, but that's the same argument. no one should go through the phone, but we already know about all the -- >> it's still wrong. still immoral.

>> but terry raised a fair point, which is how did the fbi not find any e-mails, if at least this one exists, you don't think there are any others that suggest some sort of back-scratching in the clinton foundation? >> what's wrong with back-scratching? >> back scratching is nice. my point is, $12 million. there was a big media outcry recently about bill clinton getting $1 million for the clinton foundation from qatar. it was on his birthday, number one. and number two, for the $1 million, they wanted five minutes of face time. what do you think he wanted for $12 million? he's thinking she might be the next president of the united states. he wanted access. that's pretty remarkable, number one. and number two, how angry is bernie sanders right now? he was yelling at hillary clinton about the bernie sanders speeches that were $350,000 a pop. the politmoroccans were willing pay $12 million. and goldman sachs has to feel pretty good right now.

they got a bargain. >> before i move to you, madison, really quick, you can argue, one, that the $12 million is going to a foundation that would help kids. that's what the demes will say. but the most important thing, i want to ask you, you have to have an answer to this. >> who, me? >> are presidents allowed to have personal e-mail? this whole thing about president oba obama, is that -- >> at the beginning of the obama administration, there was a big fight about this. president obama insisted that he wanted to have some e-mail contact with a select number of aides and they used a pseudonym, so if anybody ever hacked it, stole it, whatever, they wouldn't know conclusively that it was barack obama. what we learned this week were some e-mails back and forth with john podesta when he was president-elect, during the transition period, so technically not commander in chief, talking about his cabinet and it was b. bobama or something. but he currently, he does not

have barack.obama at g mail. >> so when people become super famous, they're going to look at all your e-mails. >> they're not going to find much. >> that's the wrong argument. >> i think privacy rights are very important. i'm the same as you, not a huk fan of wikileaks, but what's coming out is also very important, and like kat said, it's out there. there's not much we can do. and there's something not right with the fbi, if a hacker is getting this information so easily and our fib just seems to have missed -- >> the fbi should be hacking, is what we're saying? >> no, but they should have done a more efficient job in their investigation. >> by the way, i'm not saying -- >> they released 111 e-mails, i think, today. one of them shows that hillary tried to erase classified information. that was from the fbi, right? >> classified information they found, and she forwarded this e-mail to someone who worked at her home in chappaqua and said, please print. it had classified information on it.

presumably the guy who worked in her house in chappaqua didn't have a security clearance. but we're not saying the fbi should have barged down huma abedin's door -- >> who knows what they'd find. there's be anthony weiner looking at god knows what. >> they could have got, subpoenas and got a lot more than they did. >> isn't it funny how we're talking about it, saying, i don't see the fbi as bad, because we're actually afraid of the fbi. the fbi has taken some knonose bleeds. coming up, a story so vibrant, you could use it as a handy neck massager. did the dinner decide a winner? candidates trade barbs at the al smith dinner. yeah, al smith, he gets his own dinner. great guy. hey, ready for the big meeting? yeah. >>uh, hello!? a meeting? it's a big one. too bad. we are double booked: diarrhea and abdominal pain.

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white gloves. yeah. after that, it turned into a roast. trump went first. >> it's great to be here with a thousand wonderful people. or as hillary calls it, her largest crowd of the season. she said if somehow she gets elected, she wants me to be either her ambassador to iraq or to afghanistan. it's my choice. hillary is so corrupt, she got kicked off the watergate commission. >> he need another punch line. but it started out fine. then it went dark, as shown by this man's face. >> hillary is so corrupt, she got kicked off the watergate commission. >> oh, my god. >> i got to watch that one more time. >> hillary is so corrupt, she

got kicked off the watergate commission. >> oh, man. >> then it was hillary's turn. >> it's amazing i'm up here after donald. i didn't think he'd be okay with a peaceful transition of power. donald, after listening to your speech, i will also enjoy listening to mississippi deny that you ever gave it. people look at the statue of liberty and they see a proud symbol. donald looks at the statue of liberty and sees a four. i am so flattered that donald thought i used some sort of performance enhancer. i did. it's called preparation. >> not bad! booing, that means it hurts. let's see that guy's face again. >> hillary is so corrupt, she

got kicked off the watergate commission. >> you know what that face is? that's the face when you realize, it just wasn't flatulence. we've all been there. usually it's always on a hike. ed? >> juan williams, his face, watching you up close. did greg really say that? >> who had better material? >> hillary clinton had better material there. you accused me of playing to the crowd before, now i'm taking this crowd on. donald had a golden opportunity. i talked before about tapping into the anger and he's got people saying, you know, why doesn't he show humility more, why doesn't he say, i want to reach out, the al smith dinner is the perfect place for diplomacy. the man ran for president a long time ago, it's a catholic audience where people come together around faith, charity, and he started out good. he had a great joke, by the way, donald trump, about michelle obama gives a speech, everyone

loves it, my wife gives the same speech and you hate it, because of the plagiarism. that was awesome! but then after that, the hard edge, you're supposed to burn, but not singe. >> and you're supposed to tell jokes. like, hillary hates catholics is not a joke. he could have been like, knock, knock, who's there, hillary hates catholic. like, why'd the catholic chicken cross the road? to get to the side hillary clinton isn't on. >> that's good! >> i know. i don't know why he didn't hire me. it's not a joke if he says, she hates catholics. what do you do with that at a comedy dinner type of situation. >> you have to start up and come down. >> right. people are like, there's bias because people didn't like trump's jokes. they didn't like his jokes, when they started to become not jokes. >> what do you think, madison? >> i enjoyed them both.

i enjoyed her quite a bit. i thought they were funny. they raised a lot of money for catholic charities. as a catholic, i was very proud. and it was nice to see them in a different et setting, where the were laughing at themselves and laughing at each other and not fighting and yelling. >> it was a break from an ugly year -- >> no. i'm catholic also, but we fail every day as catholics. which camera is me? someone point. understand this, america. if you are a catholic, the democrat leadership hates you. they hate you. and they -- and that sounds really strong, but like -- unless you're a catholic -- you know, as a catholic, tim kaine or pelosi or reid -- not reid, what's his name? i don't even care. >> harry reid? >> no, no, no. but ask the little sisters how much dems love them. ask catholic charities who try to abide by their rules of faith. and we just cut all those wikileaks, but now we realize,

greg, how deceiving disdain that the democratic leadership has for catholics. like, it's just so funny. it's like the press corps thing. oh, cute, funny little comments. that woman running for that party hates you. >> you make a great point about the substance of wikileaks. we've talked about it before. it's unseemly how these e-mails were stolen. but when you see the substance of, let's start a catholic spring, a revolution -- >> with these medieval rubes that don't understand anything -- that's how they think about you. >> how do you think i feel being non-religious. do understand the amount of -- >> as a libertarian, people should be able to worship how they want to worship. >> or not worship at all. >> so why tell someone, you have to fix your church? >> yeah, i don't know? >> if you had substituted catholicism for islam in the podesta e-mails, it wouldn't have been a big deal. >> there's a protection. it's call eed islamophobia. it's a phrase they use --

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>> 65 for $1! 50 for $1! 50 for $1! >> this just might happen. 75. three-way tie! three-way tie! three-way tie! >> really? three $1 spins? a coincidence? or a genius publicity stunt? look, in terms of elections, there was evidence the dnc leaks that things were kind of rigged against bernie sanders. america's sweetheart, debbie wasserman schultz resigned over it. yeah, i know. but rigged against trump? i don't know so much. sure, it is easier to get elected if your name is clinton, bush, or kennedy, but even if we did change the election process to be perfectly fair,

non-politiciany people like you and i would probably still not become president. why? because guess what still would be rigged? the whole rest of the world. think about it. what is not rigged? being fit? rigged in favor of people with good metabolisms. being a pro-volleyball team? rigged in favor of people who are tall. dating hot models? rigged in favor of being seal. so, trump, it's fine to point out the system isn't perfect, but harping on it won't help you win. and speaking of pumpkins, get it, trump? a study from the university of british columbia says pumpkin spice lattes are markers of white privilege. yeah. apparently, a luxury -- it's a luxury that doesn't provide, quote, tangible extra nutrition. all right, fine. in that case, there's a lot of white privilege snacks out

there. like, anything from dairy queen. no vitamins in blizzards. a pepsi? or coke? hostess snacks? little debbie. mcdonald's? burger king? checkers. in-n-out, dunkin' donuts, four-cheese pizza hot pockets. i'm covered in white privilege right now. or maybe this lady doesn't know what she's talking about. speaking of being covered, i'm sick of my facebook feed covered with stupid buzzfeed quizzes. one was called, order mcdonald's to find out which disney princess you are. that makes no sense. the only thing disney princesses and mcdonald's have in common is that they are two things that grown adults should be ashamed of still enjoys. and this is coming from a woman who fully endorsed red lobster's

cheddar bay biscuits last week. so, thank you. pretty nice. but these quizzes get hundreds and hundreds of thousands of clicks. i think, think of all the meaningful personal connections you could be making with actual people if you weren't clicking around to see which pop diva is your nemesis. the answer is none of them because they don't know who you are. and you're wasting valuable time allowing your actual nemesis to take credit for that tps report you spent all sunday working on. so my advice to all my millennial peers, forget the dumb quizzes, just get out and do [ bleep ] instead. you know who never took one of those quizzes? seal. he was too busy getting kissed by a rose, instead. who doesn't want that? can i get an exclamation point, please? >> exclamation point. >> well, i learned one thing that white privilege is delicious. >> yeah! >> boy, i eat all of that stuff.

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the rock 'n' roll hall of fame has announced this year's batch of nominees and i can sum it up in five years. the monkeys get screwed again. they're the greatest band to start out on a tv show, only to later to become a real band. what's more rock 'n' roll than that? that would be like the a-team actually becoming soldiers of fortune. or john ratsenburger actually becoming a mailman. or brian cranston becoming the world's greatest meth cook. there's still time. but no glory for the monkeys, instead. we've got 19 torre nominees including a few other candidates including james ediction, elo, joan baez, the great d.c. band, bad brain, and stephen wolf. and some previous nominees, the cars, love them, chaka khan, she really turn me on, and janet

jackson. and the zombies love them. and artists are eligible 25 years after the release of their first recordings. inductees will be released in december and urd mamurdered her front of a crowd of thousands. >> i saw craft work was on there. i love craft work. >> i don't know. that's all i read, is what you just saw. i don't know if they're on or not. terry. you didn't answer the question. you're wasting my time. >> i already forgot the ones -- >> ed, is there anyone one -- >> isn't lonely heart one of the greatest songs? >> it is. when i hear it, i'll think of you. >> can i just say, i'm mad at kat. >> why? >> because i took that mcdonald's survey and i found out that i'm ariel. it was weird. or i was most like her. >> like, no, you're not! she's not real!

and you're a grown man! >> all right, madison, you weren't even born when most of these acts were popular. thoughts? >> so i was at the todd rutger concert earlier this year. i know so many people agree with me and i'm very disappointed as someone from ohio to not see him on this list -- >> what's your favorite song? >> just one victory and a dream goes on forever. >> wow! >> and i got to see him perform them live, so -- >> that's amazing. >> james addiction, i remember, that's one of my favorite bands of all time. >> and my first tattoo says "nothing shocking." >> you serious? >> yeah. >> kat's laughing you on the inside and outside. >> i don't care what she thinks. she makes fun of fast food. >> kat, thoughts on this topic? >> keep in mind, it's rock 'n' roll hall of fame, not hall of good. it's how famous you are. i like tupac a lot, but it's not

rock music, so i don't get it. if you're just going to do music, shouldn't like mozart and all that stuff be in there? that was some pretty good music and he's pretty famous of a guy. i don't want know, i was overwhelmed -- >> does anybody noknow if -- >> that's a good point. >> i'll wrap this up with an interesting thought, ed, unlike yours. it's interesting to watch rock stars age, because they chose a vocation based on the glories and intentions of youth, drugs, promiscui promiscuity, fashion, risk is the commerce of youth. so once you cross the age 45, you start to look bad, because you weren't supposed to make it that far. and if you continue to dress like stephen tyler, you resemble like an aging diane keaton. you start to resemble an upper east side woman walking a chihuahua, because you've got all these scars and these hats and these chains, and it's because you can't let go at 65 or 70, that you're still

dressing like your 18-year-old self, because that was your vocation. exceptions, charlie watts, he dresses like a country gentleman farmer, short hair and tweed and a cap. >> buggy carlos also stayed the same. >> he was always like. white sleeved shirt, smoking a cigarette, rolly po y yy polly. no wonder you liked him. full-time thoughts from tonight's guest to wrap up our show. with the right steps, 80% of recurrent ischemic strokes could be prevented. and i'm doing all i can to help prevent another one. a bayer aspirin regimen is one of those steps in helping prevent another stroke. be sure to talk to your doctor before you begin an aspirin regimen. ♪

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final thoughts, ed? >> i just wrote a book about jackie robin, coming out april 4th. >> i did not know? >> just in time for the baseball season, april 4th, and right before the 70th anniversary of his first game. he's one of my heros. >> fantastic! >> you're on this show for the first interview. >> you're my other hero. >> thank you. >> i'll come back. >> madison? >> so i have two final thoughts. first, baseball, shout-out to the cleveland indians, going to the world series. second thought, something i've been thinking about, talking about all week, i'm sick of the

double standards for conservatives online. i'm writing about this in my "washington times" column. check it out, washingtontimes.com and find me on twitter. >> terry? >> with all of this interesting and fun talk on the show about who won what debate, just, do you guys remember that we're still freaking at war? we just lost a navy eod guy, we lost a green beret the other day. one of my friends got shot over there. he's okay. we're still fighting a war. so maybe when you go to the voting booth, think about that. who's going to prosecute that in the next four years? >> good point. thank you. >> last, but not least. >> i want to ask your advice on something and i figure now's a good as time as any. if i wanted to go for halloween as sexy donner party member, is that too trover? will i get in trouble? i don't think it's too soon? >> depends what you mean by "member." >> oh -- >> nicely placed! >> thanks -- >> thank you, kat. >> that wasn't an answer!

this is a real dilemma! >> that's a great costume idea. >> madison, terry shepard, kat, thank you, our studio audience. i'm greg gutfeld. love you, america. thanks a lot. is also part and a major part of this corruption. my ethic's plan will end the corruption in our government. i have no special interest but you, the american voter. a constitutional amendment to impose term limits on all members of congress. we will cancel all federal funding of sanctuary cities. [cheerin [cheering]. >>