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we're back right here tomorrow. the gutfeld show is next. hi. i'm judge janine gutfeld. here's hahi, i'm judge jeanine gutfield. here's what's coming up, it's down to the wire, the stakes couldn't be higher, come on baby light my fire. lots more peeks from wikileaks, it was the last debate, how about it rate? i thought it went great. chris wallace, a good mate. plus, kat names everything that's rigged in america. the kat-alog. don't you dare leave us. i'm patricia spark. tomorrow marks 16 days until the presidential election, and donald trump chose the historic
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city of gettysburg, pennsylvania, to lay out his first 100 days in office. >> first, a constitutional amendment to impose term limits on all members of congress. second, the hiring freeze on all federal employees to reduce federal workforce through attrition, exempting military public safety and public health. a requirement that for every new federal regulation, two existing regulations must be eliminated. a five-year ban on white house and congressional officials becoming lobbyists after they leave government service. >> trump also went off script again threatening to sue the numerous women who have accused him of inappropriate behavior. hillary clinton's campaign reacted to trump's legal threat. the campaign released our statement saying, quote "this speech gave us a troubling view as to what a trump state of the union would look like or sound
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like rambling, unfocused, full of conspiracy theories and attacks on the media and lacking in any real answers for american families." meanwhile, the democratic ticket blitzed the swing state of pennsylvania. in pittsburgh, clinton appealed to republican voters. >> you probably know people who are thinking about voting for donald trump. and here's what i want you to tell them. i want you to tell them that i understand they need a president who cares about them, will listen to them, and i want to be their president, too. stay with folk there's for the latest throughout the night. i'm patricia spark and now back to the greg gutfeld show.
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welcome back to the show. here are tonight's guests. he's so sharp his head is often used to slice miss a, fox news correspondent, ed henry. madison jesse otto. he's as tough as a rubik's cube, u.s. army special forces member terry shapert, and when the chips are down she eats them with guac, kathryn tin. but first, 17 days to go before courtney thorn smith's birthday. we didn't love a little mel rows place, but also 17 days pill the election. so i get early voting surround way so make sure to send your ballot, we can't take a chance. >> early voting surround waybal. we cannot take a chance of
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blowing it. we cannot take a chance. meantime, chris wallace managed to find the high road in a sewer, we saw both choices in full glory, an arrogant woman dressed as a cult leader in the future, on the right, and a defiant person who listens to no one, not even his barber. the actual debate once so smooth you could slide down without a splinter on your naked butt. i tried. not many surprises, trump said wrong a lot, and hillary creepily smiled like one of those old dolls you find in your grandmother's attic that comes to life at night and hsits on your chest when you sleep. there was some good debating there. >> i voted for border security in the united states senate. i don't want to rip families apart. i don't want to be sending parents away from children. >> we have to have strong
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borpders. we have to keep the drugs out of our country. >> and there was all of the puppet bashing. >> he has no respect for her. >> that's because he'd rather have a puppet as president of united states. >> no puppet. you're the puppet. >> have it's pretty clear -- >> the one thing everyone seemed to agree on was chris wallace, who not only was a great moderator, it got us all to agree that he was a great moderator. and really nobody agrees on anything these days. maybe we can all get along after a win. everyone must accept the outcome. >> i want to ask you here on the stage tonight, do you make the same commitment that you will absolutely -- sir -- that you will absolutely september the result of this election? >> i will look at it at the time. i'm not looking at anything now. i will look at it at the time. >> i love that. trump later clarified. >> i would like to promise and pledge to all of my voters and
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supporters and to all of the people of the united states, that i will totally accept the results of this great and historic presidential election if i win. >> apparently that works with my audience. a lot has been made of this as with donald messing with the process is some new revelation, but that's trump. he doesn't want you to know what he's up to. it's the opposite of hillary, who tells isis when we're coming and what we'll bewaring. so just 17 days left, what's next? a lot can happen in three weeks. it's the life span of drone ant, and they die once they mate with females, remindsy in of one direction. of course shoes will continue to drop. it will be like an orgiei at a
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centispeed strip club. if the republicans don't act fast, they'll lose their shirts, too, and no one needs to see mitch mcconnell topless. [ applause ] >> ed, trump, would -- if he loses -- >> no puppet. will he accept a loss? let's say it's close and it's not a blow out, do you think he'll september accept it? >> it's pretty clear he's going to talk about voter regularities, and thinks the system is rigged, that feeds into the subject he's been talking about and unless it's a landslide he cannot deny and the polls are closer than we're seeing. this race is not over. i think that it's pretty clear
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that there is anger so people can say, this is done, nobody's voted yet. >> i'd like to congratulate ed on playing the crowd like that. >> i had no idea. >> all right, madison, do you agree with ed? this kind of wishful thinking this could turnout to be closer than expected? >> first of all, i think he's going to win. >> oh, really? >> but -- >> i think he's going to win. >> i'm going to get in trouble. >> if it's close it would be smart to contest it because i don't think a lot of the media outlets are reporting some of the voter fraud we've seen, only voter impercentinatisonation. >> like what? >> people using dead people to vote. not exactly -- >> physically bringing them. how about voter registration issue when is you're registering. theirs one comprehensive
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study that looked at a billion instances of voting and found 30 violations. >> that is the voter impercentination fraud number. >> how many do you think there are? >> say it's within a couple thousand votes. >> over the country and. >> in certain states that could change the electoral map. if that happens he's very smart to contest it because those instances could make that difference. if i was running for president, i would do it. >> sgll terry, what worries me is he's going to say it no matter what. >> exactly. >> you still hold out hope that donald is going to win? >> first of all it's not hope. i have no hope. and i'm not a member of the u.s. army special forces. i'm a former member. i officially retired october 10th. >> congratulations. or i should say thank you. >> all of you especially you, kat, are welcome for your freedom. i love saying that. it's not about hope. to me, donald trump is not the savior of anything.
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i know who he is. i've always thought he was a snake oil salesman and if you're looking for a moral candidate you're wasting your time in the election. simple stuff now, let's just say they're both really bad. i think she's worse because for her whole time she has gotten rich and made deals at the behest of the american taxpayers public quote/unquote servant. donald trump is a private businessman. okay. let's just say though they're equally bad people. whose going to mess with guns less? donald trump. who's going to -- who's going to actually stand up for cops, because dems throw them under all the time. donald trump. i would actually vote for peewee herman. it's more about stopping hillary clinton than it is donald trump. i don't really care. >> that was empassioned. your hands are going to be tired during the show. how many times have i said that? i said if you have one issue you hold dear like terror you should
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vote that whether or not the person is a jerk or not and that being a jerk doesn't matter. how do you feel about the fact that you're outnumbered? you are the one unlucky girl? >> isn't that truth? maybe all that stuff's happening or maybe it's not and there would have to be a lot of that going on to impact an election that much. we don't know what's going to happen in the future. i could go out and have a wonderful night or go out and get hit by a bus. >> i know. >> bus drivers will try to lit y you. >> in feterms of trump acceptini really wonder if he's going to do a thing like george costanza pretends he didn't quit and he goes to the white house any way like he has the job. i'm here to be your president, america. >> and nobody's going to tell him to go home because they don't want to hurt his feelings. >> and that would be good tv, let me tell you. >> no one would make him stop, it's too entertaining. >> what i learned, there are
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many things i have problems with about trump and you could go on forever about hillary. but i think this is the year that right stole from the left, that left always exercised hi hyperbo hyperbole. you want back alley abortions. they want to bring back jim crow. if you're a conservative you just want to do awful things. this is the first time that republican is actually giving it back. and that's kind of -- i think people aren't used to that so they're screaming ed about polarization and the world's going to hell and the right is starting to act list. >> people would say if you call her hillary, it's sexist. he just comes up, crooked hillary. it's awesome. >> he embraced his inner polarization. donald trump goes to these debates and politics is about add in addition and not subtraction.
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we're going to find out pretty soon whether that was a bad political strategy or not but he is who he is and that's a large reason why his supporters like him. he's authentic. he's not poll tested. he's not going to say -- >> he doesn't seem to care. >> the problem is you have to expand your base, right, doing what every candidate knows they do behind closed doors, he's being himself in front of everybody and he's arkts transact attracted new voters to the republican party, and i think he's having trouble with the conservatives and he smoothed things out wednesday. >> if his political advisors said something, what would they say? he needs to do a lot better with women voters and minorities, right, and cut into hillary clinton's lead with both. he's not going to win those -- >> how many days to close that gap? >> what does he do on friday? he beats on michelle obama. it's the two groups he wants to get, he goes right at it and
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rejects their advise. maybe he's going to shock the world or maybe people are going to say you didn't follow the right play book. >> a quick thing about that, that seems like the logic, but what are these polls in the last year been right? they got brexit wrong, they got trump wrong. they've never been more polls about more things that have been more off and wrong. so i feel like people are accepting as fact he doesn't -- he's losing. >> i wasn't rooting for trump when you said you're hoping it's a close race. i'm saying that i just don't believe the polls i don't believe completely wrong. 20-point trump lead or something, but it's tighter. >> we've got to take a break. three weeks is a long time, the anxiety length average length of a hollywood wedding or a trump advisor. >> ooh. >> ooh, he made a joke about trump. all right. i'm kidding. i love you. coming up a story so shocking your hair will stand on end unless you're bald, terry. more leaks and dumps wiki.
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it makes me feel icky, yet it makes me feel icky, we must speak of wiki continues to dump e-mails stolen, not hacked from john podesta. some day it's going to happen to me and you and i'm not looking forward to it. still some things we learned this week and i have to report it or else i get in trouble. the clinton campaign considered 84 different slogans before settling on stronger together, which is the same slogan of my nude rock climbing team. those were the days. some others were time for a better bargain, no quit, which makes no sense, keep moving, and of course greg has awesome pecks. no argument there america. we also learned from the stolen e-mails that the king of morocco agreed to give $12 million to the clinton foundation, provided it held a major event in his
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country with clinton speaking. huma abedin warned if clinton didn't go the money would be off the table writing quote if hrc was not part of it, meeting was a non-starter. she created this mess and she knows it. what a wiener. finally the reason i hate wikileaks they released what they claim to be e-mails from a private address of president obama. that's a first in pretty amazing. for more let's check in with our tech correspondent, paulo i paulo oinkerton. >> that was beautiful. all right. terry. >> yeah, what do you got? >> can i ask you, what's the difference between hacked and stolen? >> hack side stealing just so you know. >> i agree. i thought you said they're not the same. absolutely agree. >> don't try to avoid my
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question. 1982, terry. soviet spies broke into an american government office in washington, d.c. and they stole thousands and thousands of written correspondence between the president and the spies fed them to the left wing press who glee fully report today. how is that different than this my friend? i made that story up. >> you're a -- you're sort of acting like i'm part of this crap. >> here's the thing -- >> don't you -- isn't that same thing? >> i get it, bro. it's the same thing. i remember when asange -- if you think he's pro-american, you're an idiot. >> he's just using us. >> but i think -- and again be careful when you ride the dragon because the dragon will turnaround and bite you, okay? right now, everyone's like, asange, he's our friend. no, he's not. isn't it pathetic, dr.eff evil,
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they're doing the job. >> do you want the fbi to steal your e-mails? >> no, but i want someone to give a crap and i haven't seen that yet so listen we already knew. we knew this is the way they talked and operate. now you're like hey man look at the naked des detain. i should be allowed to talk trash about my boss, or talked about -- >> you're totally right. >> this is a dangerous road. >> hypocrisy saves you from war. you're supposed to be a hypocrite. you're supposed to be nice to your boss and go, he's a jackas because that keeps the peace, cat. >> we don't have any other option but to talk about it not just because you're getting told to, but imagine if you had a friend calling you up and said i went through my boyfriend's phone and found out he's sleeping with my mother, would you say, well, yeah, i don't want too talk about this, you shouldn't have been going through his phone. come on, you shouldn't have, but that's the same argument. no one should go through the phones but we already know about
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all the mother-with sleeping, metaphorically. >> terry raised a fair point is how did the fbi not find any e-mails if at least this one exists. you don't think there are any others who suggest some sort of back scratching with the claiinn foundation? >> what's wrong with back scratch something. >> $12 million. there's big outcry about bill clinton getting a million dollars from cutter on his birthday, in knnumber one and f million dollars they wanted face time with the president. this is $12 million hillary clinton solicited from the king of morocco. he's thinking she may be the next president of the united states. he wanted access and that's pretty remarkable number one and number two how angry is bernie sanders right now. he was yelling at hillary clinton about the goldman sachs speaks that were like $350,000 a pop. the moroccans are paying $12 million. but the point is -- also goldman
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sachs has on to feel pretty good right now. they got a bargain. >> before i move to you, madison -- >> really quick. >> -- you could argue, one, that $12 million would go into a foundation that would help kids, that's what the dems would say, but the most important thing -- you better have an answer to this -- are presidents allowed to have personal e-mail? this whole thing about they found president obama, i thought they weren't allowed. >> at the beginning of the obama administration, there was a big fight about this, president obama insisted he wanted to have some e-mail contact with a select number of aides and they used a pseudonym, so if anyone hack toded it they wouldn't kno conclusive conclusively, it was president obama. when he was president elect during transition, technically not commander in chief, talking about his cabinet and b. obama or something or other. but currently is my understanding is he does not have barak.obama.
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people are interested in you and become super famous they're going to see all your e-mails. >> i'm not sure they're going to see anything. i'm not a hung huge fan of wikileaks. i have a great respect for the fbi, but there's something not right if a hacker is getting information so easily, and the fbi seems to miss over everything. >> the fbi should be hacking is what we're saying? >> they should have done a more efficient job in their investigation. >> and they released a -- 111 e-mails i think today. one of them shows that hillary tried to erase classified information. that was from the fbi, right? >> she had classified information they found and she forwarded this e-mail to someone
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who worked at home in chappaqua, and said please print, that didn't have a security clearance. number one we're not saying the fbi should have barged down huma abedin's doing. >> god knows what she'd find, she'd find anthony weiner's trunks down by his ankle looking at god know what is. >> there was a criminal investigation, they could have issued subpoenas and gotten information. >> they could have done a lot more than they did. >> isn't it funny we're not saying the fbi is bad, because we're worried -- we're actually afraid of the fbi, yet they -- there's a lot -- the fbi is taking some nosebleeds. do they steal know where omar mateen's wife is? and did the dinner decides a winner? candidates trade barbs at the al smith dinner. he gets his own dinner, great guy. [ applause ] we're talking within a 1% difference
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the night, maria bartaromo's white gloves. after that it turned into a roast. trump went first. >> it's great to be here with a thousand wonderful people, or as hillary calls it, her largest crowd of the season. she said if somehow she gets elected she wants me to be either her ambassador to iraq, or to afghanistan. it's my choice. hillary is so corrupt she kicked off the watergate commission. >> that needed another punchline. it started out fine and went dark as shown by this man's face. hillary is so corrupt, she got kicked off the watergate commission. >> that's god. >> i gotta watch that one more
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time. >> hillary is so corrupt she got kicked off the watergate commission. >> then it was hillary's turn. >> it's amazing i'm up here after donald. i don't think he'd be okay with a peaceful transition of power. donald, after listening to your speech, i will also enjoy listening to mike pence deny that you ever gave it. people look at the statue of liberty and they see a proud symbol. donald looks at the statue of liberty and sees a four. i'm so flattered that donald thought i used some sort of performance enhancer. i did. it's called preparation. >> not bad. that means it hurt. >> let's see that guy's face
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again. hillary is so corrupt, she got kicked off the watergate commission. >> you know what that face is, that's the face when you realize it just wasn't flatulance. we all have been there. usually it's always on a hike. ed, his face during the -- watching you up close, did greg really say they? >> who had better material? >> i >> hillary clinton had better material there. donald trump had a golden opportunity, which i talked about before about tapping into the anger and he's got people saying, you know, why doesn't he show humility more and say i want to reach out. the al smith dinner is the perfect place for diplomacy. the man ran for president a long time ago. it's a catholic audience people come together around faith, charity and he started out good. he also had a great joke by the
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way, donald trump about michelle obama gives this speech, everyone loves it. my wife gives the same speech and you hate it, applause of the plagiari plagiarism. that was awesome. after that, the hard edge, you're supposed to burn but not singe, that's what happened with the gridiron dinner in washington. >> so you're supposed to tell jokes like hillary hates catholics is not a joke. >> he could have been like knock knock, who is there, hillary hates catholics. why did the catholics cross the road? so hillary clinton wouldn't catch them. it's just not a joke. she hates catholics -- like what do you do with that at a comedy dinner type of a situation. >> people are saying it's biassed and that's why people didn't like trump's jokes. i'm saying they didn't like his jokes because they were not -- they started to become just not
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jokes. >> what do you think, madison? >> i enjoyed both. i think they were funny, and don't enjoy listening to hillary clinton too much. i thought they were funny, they raised a lot of money for catholic charities, and it was nice to see them in a different setting where they were laid back, laughing at themselves and each other and not fighting and yelling and what they usually do. >> it was a break from an ugly year, terry. no? >> i'm catholic also and though we fail every day as catholic it's which camera is me? someone point. und understand this, america. if you're catholic, the democrat leadership hates you. they hate you, and they've been busted doing that, and that sounds really strong, and i -- but if you're -- unless you're -- as the cafeteria cathol catholic, tim palosi -- reed -- >> harry reid? >> and the little sisters of the poor how many the dems hate them, and the catholic charities
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how much they try to rule their faith. but now we realize, greg, how deceiving des tain that democratic leadership has for catholics. it's like the cute, funny little comments. that woman running for that party hates you. >> you make a great point about the substance of wikileaks we were talking about before. it's unseemingly how these e-mails were stolen but when you see the substance of let's start a catholic spring, a resolution, with these medieval rubes who don't understand anything. >> how do you think i feel being nonreligious? >> a true libertarian should worship how they want to worship. >> or not worship at all. >> why tell someone you should fix your church. if you substituted cathol sysic for the podesta e-mails, it would have been a big deal.
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>> there's construction, walled islam t islam phobia. there's no catholicaphobia. >> they hate you, too gutfeield >> they just hate him because he's gutfeld. >> they have gutfeld phobia. >> gut phobia. i think that's a real thing, on the toilet for months. coming up, a story so hot it will scald your brain. plus, kat tells us what she's angry about. guess we'll be here all night. [ cheers and applause ] >> announcer: if you'll be in the new york area, e-mail greg ticks at foxnews.com.
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welcome back. greg had to move his car. i'm kat. so, donald trump just will not stop complaining is. welcome back. i'm kat. donald trump will not stop complaining about the election being rigged and it's true,
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sometimes stuff is rigged. >> 65 for $1. 65 for $1. you just got $1. 50 for $1. 50 for $1. this just might happen. 75, three way tie. three-way tie. three-way tie. >>y y >> yes! >> really, three, $1 spins? a convenience or publicity stunt. in terms of elections there was evidence the dnc leaks that things were kind of rigged against bernie sanders. america's sweetheart debbie wasserman schultz was fired over it. it is easier to get elected if your name is clinton, bush, or
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kennedy, but even if we changed the election process to be perfectly fair, non-politiciany people like you and i would probably still not become president. why? because guess what still would be rigged, the whole rest of the world. think about it. what is not rigged? being fit. rigged in favor of people with good metabolisms. being a pro-volleyball player, rigged in favor of people who are tall. dating hot models, rigged in favor of being seal. so trump it's find to point out the system isn't perfect, but harping on it won't help you in. and speaking of pumpkins, get it, trump? a study from the university of british columbia says pumpkin spice lattes are markers of white privilege. yeah. apparently a lux -- it's a luxury that doesn't provide quote tangible extra nutrition. all right, fine.
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in that case there's a lot of white privilege snacks out there. like anything from dairy queen, no vitamins in blizzards, a pepsi, or coke. hostess snacks, little debbie, mcdonalds, burger king checkers, in-n-out. dunkin' donuts, four cheese pizza hot pockets, i'm covered in privilege now, or maybe this lady doesn't know what she's talking about. speaking of being covered, i'm sick of having my facebook news feed be covered with stupid buzz feed quizzes that my generation seems to be so obsessed with. i saw one called order mcdonalds to find out which disney princess you are. that makes no sense. the only thing disney princesses and mcdonalds have in common are they are two things grown adults should be ashamed of still
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enjoying. and this is coming from a woman who endorsed red lobster's cheddar bay baiscuits, keep tha in mind. these quizzes get hundreds and thousands of clicks. think of all the meaningful personal connections you could be making with actual people if you weren't clicking around to see which pop diva is your nemesis. the answer is none of them because they don't know who you are and you're wasting valuable time allowing your actual nemesis, to take credit for that tps report you spend all sunday working on so my advice to all my millennial peers, forget the dumb quizzes and get out and [ muted ] do you know who doesn't participate? seal. he's out getting kissed by a rose. >> i learned white privilege is
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delicious. >> 83. >> i eat all of that stuff. thank you, kat. >> you're welcome. >> see you later. up next the topic about really old people whose best years are behind them, the rock n' roll hall of fame has new nominees. i don't want to live with the uncertainties of hep c. or wonder whether i should seek treatment. i am ready. because today there's harvoni. a revolutionary treatment for the most common type of chronic hepatitis c. harvoni is proven to cure up to 99% of patients... ...who've had no prior treatment. it transformed treatment as the first cure that's... ...one pill, once a day for 12 weeks. certain patients... ...can be cured with just 8 weeks of harvoni. harvoni is a simple treatment regimen that's been prescribed to more than a quarter of a million patients. tell your doctor if you've had a liver transplant, other liver or kidney problems,
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the rock 'n' roll hall of fame has announced this year's batch of nominees and i can sum it up in five the rock n' roll hall of fame, the monkeys get screwed again, summed up in five words. they're the greatest band to start out on a tv show only latstolat later to become a real band. that would be like the a-team becoming soldiers of fortune, or john ratzenburger becoming a mailman, or bryan kranston becoming the world's greatest meth cook. for the i don't thimonkeys we g nominees including a bunch of first-time candidates, depeche mode, jane's addiction, joan baez, the great dc band bad brains and john kay. great singer, and the cars, love them, chakka khan she really
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turns me on, janet jackson, emcee emcee 5, and artists are eligible 25 years after the release of their first recording. inductees will be announced in december and murdered in front of a crowd of thousands. all right of the terry who is your pick for most and least deserving? >> i saw craft work was on that. did you see that? >> i love craft work. >> i don't know if they're or not, terry. you didn't answer the question. you're wasting my time. >> i already forgot all the ones you just said. >> fred is there anybody that shouldn't? >> yes, owner of a lonely heart one of the greatest songs? >> yes, it is. now when i think of it, i will think of you. >> ed henry's favorite song. >> i can just say i'm mad at kat. >> why? >> because i took that mcdonalds survey, and i found out that i'm ariel. it was weird.
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i was most like her -- >> no, you're not. she's not real. and you're a grown man. >> she's not? >> wait. >> all right, madison. you weren't even born when most of these acts were popular. thoughts? >> okay. so i was todd rutger concert. i'm very disappointed as someone from ohio, to not see him on this list. >> what's your favorite song? >> i'm torn between two. just one victory and a dream goes on forever, and i got to see him perform them live. >> that's amazing. >> jane's addiction. that's one of my favorite bands of assume time, and my first tattoo, its nothing shocking, i put a skull on it. >> are you serious? >> kat is laughing on the inside and outside. >> do i care what she thinks? she makes fun of fast food. thoughts on this topic? >> keep in mind it's rock n' roll hall of fame, not rock and roll roll hall of good.
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it's how famous you are. i like tupaq a lot. shouldn't like mozart and all that stuff be in there? that was some good music and he's pretty famous. i was overwhelmed. >> i want to wrap this up with an interesting thought, ed, unlike yours. it's interesting to watch rock stars age because they chose a vocation based on the glories and intentions of youth so drugs promi promdrugs promiscuity. once you cross the age 45, you start to look bad because you weren't supposed to make it that far and if you continue to dress like steven tyler, you resemble an aging diane keaton. you start to -- you start to resemble an upper east side woman walking a chihuahua because you've got these scarves and hats and chains and it's because you just can't let go at
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65 or 70 that you're still dressing like you're 18-year-old self because that was your vocation. exceptions. charter watts, rolling stones, he dresses like a country gentleman farmer. short hair and tweet and cap. >> bundy carl also stayed the same. >> short, white sleeve shirt, rocki smoking a cigarette and roly poly. final thoughts from our guests to wrap up tonight's show. "driving my life away" by eddie rabbit ♪ well, the midnight headlight blind you on a rainy night ♪ ♪ steep grade up ahead slow me down makin' no time. ♪ but i gotta keep rollin', for the mornin' ♪ introducing the new turbocharged golf alltrack with 4motion® all-wheel drive. ♪ ooh, i'e away. soon to be everywhere. ♪ lookin' for a better way. [aand i've never seen a rocketge ship take off like this. [owner] i'm lindsey. i'm the founder of ezpz.
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[ rock music playing ] have fun with your replaced windows.
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run away! [ grunts ] leave him! leave him! [ music continues ] brick and mortar, what?! [ music continues ] [ tires screech ] [ laughs ] [ doorbell rings ] when you bundle home and auto insurance with progressive, you get more than a big discount. that's what you get for bundling home and auto! jamie! you get sneaky-good coverage. thanks. we're gonna live forever! final thoughts, ed? >> i just wrote a final thoughts, ed? >> i wrote a book about jackie robinson coming out, called 42. april 4th, in time for the baseball season april 4th and the 70th anniversary of his game. he's one of my heroes. >> you're my other hero. >> madison? >> i have two final thoughts, baseball, shout out to the
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cleveland indians going to the world series. [ applause ] >> second thought, i'm sick of the double standards for conservatives online, i'm writing about this in my washingt washingtontimes.com and find me on twitter. >> terme? >> with all of this interesting and fun talk about who won what debate, just can you guys remember that we're still freaking at war. we just lost a navy e.o.d. guy. we lost a green baret day. one of my friends got shot. we're still okay. maybe when you go to the voting booth, think about that who's going to prosecute that in the next four years. >> good point, terry, thank you. [ cheers and applause ] >> last but not least. >> i want to and your advice on something i figured now is a good a time as any. if i wanted to go for halloween as sexy donner party member, is that too controversial? willie get in trouble? i don't think it's too soon. >> depends what you mean by
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member. >> nicely played. >> thank you, kat. >> that wasn't an answer. this is a real dilemma. >> that's a great costume idea. >> madison, jesse otto, terry sclappert. i'm greg gutfeld. love you, america. is also part and a major part of this corruption. my ethic's plan will end the corruption in our government. i have no special interest but you, the american voter. a constitutional amendment to impose term limits on all members of congress. we will cancel all federal funding of sanctuary cities. [cheerin [cheering]. >>

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