journey with me, as we elected america's 45th president. "the greg gutfeld show" is next. see you tomorrow night. we've heard these rumors that you might run for president. and i was wondering if you do, and you win, what would be my role? >> well, i think you would be a fantastic press secretary. >> mm-hmm. >> we would finally have a little personality in that position. >> yeah, exactly. >> wow. america, we really did it this time. and you know it's good when the media is losing their [ bleep ]. and now, as if on cue, they ask,

how do we explain this election to our children? so, children, let me help. do you know what this is like? it's like going to bed christmas eve, hoping for a bicycle, and waking up to this. it's like asking mommy and daddy for a puppy and they give you this. and teenage boys, imagine fearing the worst first blind date ever, but getting this. this is nothing short of amazing. it's like going to bed looking like this and waking up looking like this. what i'm saying, america's children, it's not bad. it's actually okay. now, i know some folks are

freaking out. here's a picture of the white house staff. it's like they're watching me undress. i know that feeling. but, liberals, you're going to be fine. mr. trump is less hawkish than hillary, and pretty liberal on social issues. yeah, he wants to say islamic terror, so what? that's normal! imagine what you could have had instead. >> sam i am. that sam i am, that sam i am. i do not like that sam i am. do you like green eggs and ham? i do not like them, sam i am, i do not like green eggs and ham. >> compared to cruz, mr. trump is this. >> so cute! >> positively adorable! and be honest, you liberals

pulled the same crap with ronald reagan in 1980. you acted like it was the end of the world, but everything turned out find, right, the '80s. and let's be honest, we all have more in common with mr. trump than we admit. we're profane, we're impulsive, we tweet pictures of taco salads. really, we just elected us, except us with odd hair and now an army. so who do we owe trump's win to? >> the trump awards! >> we spare no expense. first award goes to the media, who gave endless air time to mr. trump. he was on tv more often than a catheter ad. and now the media, of course, is focusing on the post-election fears. . and where are these fears coming from? the media! remember how they fretted over violence by trump fans in case he lost, despite decades of the left pulling that same crap? and who's rioting now, exactly?

shut up! next, activists, who demonized the country so much it blew up in their faces. the great thing about activists, all that free time. it's not like they have to get up early the next morning to replace grandma's hip. you know, their only pressing engagement is defecation. next, college kids. all you safe spacers who are crying right now, imagine how we must feel. you're our future. just some of them! the campus is just a glorified day care center. fourth award, hillary's hollywood groupies. lena dunham, cher, lady gaga, who validated trump's win through their misguided mockery of the average american. katy perry just called for

revolution, knowing the riots will never reach her beach house. if anyone elected trump, it was those [ bleep ]. so do you notice a unifying theme here? crying students, weepy newscasters, grieving celebrities? what do they all have in common? the last four decades of me, which replaced the previous decades of we. no wonder the concept of unity is so confusing. they don't get it. the last award to me. i may have been critical of mr. trump, but for a reason, to up his game. thank you. for like an irishman on the beach, i was always fair. >> period! >> let's welcome tonight's guests. he's so tough, he moisturizes with motor oil, newly retired u.s. army special forces member, terry schaper. he's so strong, you could use him to knit a sweater. you know him as face man from the a-team, the legendary actor,

dirk benedict. she's never uttered the phrase "the more, the merrier." the never-delightful "national review" reporter, kat times. boo! and finally, he's so big, he picks his teeth with the washington monument, tna wrestler, tyrus! let's get it over with. who wants to gloat first, terry? who were right all along, weren't you? >> first of all, i'm not gloating, but a month ago i called it on your show, he was going to win. when they nominated donald trump, it stopped being -- you know, i wanted a cuban guy. who doesn't want a cuban guy, because they're really good dancers. but once trump was nominated, it stopped being about what terry wanted and it stopped being hillary. and is the thing is, too, they always got it wrong, because i knew -- i felt it. i live in that america that donald trump -- that voted for donald trump. i live in north carolina, i

train with guys, i work with guys. and i never saw no hillary signs, everybody knew it was about trump. this was an absolute reputation of being -- you can only poke the bear so many times before the bear goes and gets rid of you. but now, we need to be on our guard, because these people that we crushed will come back. and we've got to make sure they don't come back. >> all right. just so everybody knows at home, dirk flew all the way here from montana to rub my face in it. >> thanks for sending the private jet. that was really -- >> yeah, exactly. the private jet and the 300 people that were with him in coach -- >> my entourage, yes. >> go for it! >> oh, i'm so -- i'm telling you, you know, i lived and worked in hollywood. i'm born and raised in montana. they're antithetical environment, so i was usually always the only person of a

certain mind frame in hollywood. it was always asked to leave the room. so with the exception of reagan, i've had to -- but this country has been sliding off the left cliff my whole life, except for reagan. my whole life! i've never -- i turn on tv, except when fox came along, sometimes it -- i listen, and i say, what country are they talking about?! who are they? what is this? that's why trump is not a leader. trump is a -- when he said, "i'll build a wall." that's not genius, that's someone like, you've got 55 million people that are going -- you know, why don't they just build a damned wall? it's not complicated. he didn't come out with -- he didn't come out with the idea of a wall and people said, oh, never thought of that! a wall, gee, i'm voting for that guy. they said, finally, somebody! so that's all. it's just common sense. common sense. and ebl wihe's in big trouble i january 20th they aren't laying brick. and don't listen to george will and fred what's-his-face and

bill what's-his-face. he better not waver. and i'm going back to hollywood to resurrect my career now, because -- >> now you're going to be in big demand, dirk! it will be the a-team 5, the reckoning. it will begin, tyrus -- >> i've got the hair. >> tyrus, you're mr. t. i'll do it. >> can you imagine how great that would be. >> mr. t. was the only conservative african-american i ever met in hollywood. i've met others outside of hollywood. >> yeah, bro, i'm going to bring in tyrus. we were in the same -- >> sorry, you only met one african-american? hi. hi. >> no! now i've met two. no, no. >> tyrus counts for four. >> yes. >> and a little scottish guy. >> a little scottish guy. everybody, all the pollsters were wrong. you and i would talk this all the time, about what we like about trump, what we didn't like, and we didn't know, how we both dislike hillary. how do you feel now?

>> well, with you know what, up until the hot wire, i was in with trump. and then when those comments came out, because i was raised by a single mom, i had a hard time with that. and that for me was it. i'm not voting for trump, but i wasn't going to vote for hillary, either. the reason why i think trump got elected was not so much all of the stuff he said. although everything he said, he played the villain. we love darth vader. hillary played the worst villain, because even if you look at the rallies, trump was stadiums. hers are up close here. you see the same three people behind her. and as this thing went on and on, they were like -- and for me, the moment, besides wikileaks, besides the e-mails, the moment that the election was lost is when she showed up with bruce springsteen and the all-star cast, and they had this huge thing. and i'm looking at it going, you know what, that's the first time i've seen something like that. and you think we're dumb.

no one is supporting that. you brought in celebrities. they came to see the celebrities. >> exactly. >> and this also proves, as i said before, a million times on this show, don't listen to celebrities. they're good actors, but they're dumb geniuses. >> except for dirk. >> i'm not a celebrity. why would i be here if i was a celebrity? >> get him out of here! >> you're now on the c-team. >> been there. >> kat, you are our woman. and this was supposed to be the year of the woman, kat. explain what happened? did more women vote for hillary or more women vote for donald? i can't remember? >> it was 42% for donald. >> well, i think that part of the problem was that that woman was hillary clinton. >> yeah. >> i think her campaign is a lot like the "titanic," and i don't mean women and children first. i mean that everyone said there's no way it's going to

sink, there's no way it's going to sink, and they both sank. the arrogance, it's impossible, the "titanic" didn't even bring enough lifeboats, hillary clinton hillary clinton clearly did not write a concession speech. she just stopped campaigning after the tapes came out. she was like, already, aisle done. she gave up, like the "titanic" said, i know there's icebergs, we can take it, we're the "titanic," then you sink and it's embarrassing. the only difference is that hillary clinton managed to do that twice. >> right, boy, what a legacy. >> and it has nothing to do with her being a woman. >> bernie sanders had more momentum than she had. the only thing he didn't have was a super pac. >> did you ever think, if you have to play dirty to get your candidate through the primaries, maybe she's not the best choice for the generals, maybe. >> how about maybe if she can't climb stairs. >> oh! >> that's the most draining job on the planet. i thought about running and i thought it was too tough. >> sometimes i take the elevator just because i think i deserve it.

>> please! this woman wouldn't have survived four years in the oval office, anyway. she's too sick. look at her! >> okay, then. that settles it. dirk is actually a doctor now. >> i am! i am. >> i don't know what kind of doctor. >> i know you tell people you're a doctor to get their clothes off and that only worked in the port authority once and i was drunk. all right, we've got to take a break. this is exciting stuff. an amazing, amazing week. i can't believe i predicted this. and i was there from the beginning. we've got to go. up next, a story so hot, i might ask it out. rioting and protests across america. we report, they cry. when you have a cold, you just want powerful relief. only new alka-seltzer plus free of artificial dyes and preservatives liquid gels delivers the powerful cold symptom relief you need without the unnecessary additives you don't.

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they shout and weep like angry sheep. the distraught took to the streets in major cities this week to protest the fact that the united states will remain a democracy. the citizens have chosen donald j. trump to be their next president.

and, and republicans retained majorities in both the house and the senate. the horror. obama's progressive agenda may be sinking faster than bill clinton's boxers in the oval office. thankfully, both hillary and president obama called for a peaceful transition of power. >> last night, i congratulated donald trump and offered to work with him on behalf of our country. i hope that he will be a successful president for all americans. >> i have instructed my team to follow the example that president bush's team set eight years ago and work as hard as we can to make sure that this is a successful transition for the president-elect. >> what other choice do you have? but lefties everywhere can't believe that their reign of politically correct terror will be coming to an end. i bet that none of these ever

protested in the middle east. i bet they pulled a colin kaepernick and didn't bother to vote at all. so what's their take-home message, that this democratic election is unfair, and they want a do-over. sorry, it doesn't work that way. better luck next time, bratts. >> period! >> what do you think of these protests? protests? you're supposed to protest. but this is emotional outbursts for the sake of emotion. >> there's all kinds of jokes we can make about that. that's legit to be upset. i wasn't happy that barack obama won the election. >> but did you cry like a little bitch? >> i didn't cry like a little bitch. actually, i deployed overseas. >> he went and killed people. >> legally! >> lock and load. >> with full backing of the federal government.

but here's the thing. i think what this shows, and i didn't want to say during the election, once this started really started rolling fast, i didn't want to be all apocalyptic about it, but i do think, america, whether you realize it or not, we really did dodge a big bullet here. this shows why. this is what society's gotten to. and i think, we had to have the guy with the hand grenade to throw in and level this crap. because they would have continued to be coddled and enab enabled, and now we see them for who they are. we always knew they were there. >> dirk's going to explode. >> 50 years of never saying no to your children, never spanking your children, this is 50 years of no daddies. these kids out there have never had no say to them. they've never been failed. they play soccer with no score. and then they run into the real world, eventually, and oh, my --!

they have conflict-free zone. they're raised in like hothouse tomatoes. they never deal with rain and the real weather. >> that's a good one! >> then the real world shows -- oh, my god, it's the end of the world. they should be locked up, they should not be allowed to go back to college. i mean, it's absolutely a waste of time. >> turn the soil back. >> they're special. they're special and unique, like everyone else. >> let him go, greg. let him go. east h he's on a roll! he's on fire right now. >> do you live across the street from me and with the rake shout at me. >> in his bathroom. in his underwear. >> stay off my grass! >> you with your heavy metal music! >> i got -- kat, respond. it's not all people. there are protesters and -- what, you're keeping -- kat? >> oh, i don't even know -- what's the question? >> the question is, he's -- it's

a fairly broad generalization that you just heard. >> yeah. first of all, not everybody protesting in the street are millennials, which i think is what you were getting. there are a lot of adult people who i'm sure, who are perhaps -- have been spanked and did have dads who are still behaving that way. and no, i do think it's interesting they're being called protesters. because you're protesting saying, i don't like this outcome and i want it to change. that's not a protest. it's an emotional -- it's an, "i feel bad!" which is okay, but can you feel bad outside of the flow of traffic? >> i would be willing to bet $2, if you stop them and said, how many of you voted, they would be like, i didn't vote. >> so why are they protesting here and blocking the 405 in l.a.? everybody knew that new york went to hillary. california went to hillary. go to kentucky! >> they won't do it. because if they went to the

areas that voted heavily for trump, they would get their butts back. they go to portland, oregon. >> we have a lot of guns in that state. america's red. you saw the map. that's most of the america except here and l.a. and chicago and detroit and certain areas, you can riot. it's a riot. >> the unspeakable truth is that it's fun. if people think they can get away with it, if they think they can get away with it -- it's not left versus right, because there were liberals who voted for trump. and there were never-trumpers on the right. so it wasn't an ideological divide. it was a culture divide, it's people tired of the politically correct. but people go out there and riot because it's fun. >> fun to throw trash all over the street. >> not just that, and i'm going to keep it real, it's not just that. our country is divided. it's been divided for centuries. and in the last eight years, the divide was really brought up. we had a lot of obstruction, nobody wanted to work together.

but it also brought an uprising, an excuse to be ignorant. and now it's okay, when things don't go your way, even if you don't understand it, to act a fool and destroy neighborhoods and stuff like that. no one there had a megaphone, shouting stupid stuff. there was no leader who was marching, and this is our agenda and this is why we're protesting tru trump. and there was an actual media reporter who asked him a question and said, here's what their issues are. >> they're college professors -- >> it's not even college professors. it's people who have the ignorance in this country on a certain level of our population is embarrassingly -- i mean, it's just ridiculous. and then when you let them, when you let them -- they make excuses. all you hear is one thing. in my community, if every time something happens between a brother and a police officer, if that brother ends up shot, they automatically assume it was wrong, horrible, we have to march, destroy the police -- and that's not all black people. and there's this -- in this country, there's this -- just this layer of ignorance that

doesn't need anything to act. >> that's exactly right. that's what i'm saying. what happened was good with donald trump being elected, whether you like it or not. because you're not going to -- there's less of a chance now to enable that. and actually go, it's okay. no, it's not okay. it's not okay for black people to commit crimes. it's not okay for white people to commit crimes. >> how about short people? >> that's the thing, short people usually do commit more crimes. that's a fact! that's a fact! that is so true! >> it's science. >> you short -- >> right there! he tried to shoot you with my unicorn gun. sounds like a great song. coming up, a story so fresh, i might slap it across the face. the media's having a full-on nervous breakdown and i'm having the time of my life. ♪ if you have moderate to severe plaque psoriasis, isn't it time to let the real you shine through?

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breathe easier with your vicks vaporub. soothing cough relief that starts working instantly. not since the launch of crystal pepsi have so many been so wrong. except for me. i was right. i was right. a donald trump victory that still seemed like a long shot early tuesday quickly turned into a media meltdown. >> people have talked about a miracle. i'm hearing about a nightmare. >> on every debate, by all standards. >> everything. >> every debate, the best ad campaign, the best ground game.

this is a shot against meritocracy, i think. >> our country is about to face some serious crises. and so, buckle up. your country needs you. >> and of course, the late-night shows weighed in, too, for my new jenga partner, trevor noah, and even to seth meyers, there were sad faces all around. >> it still doesn't feel real. >> the message i want to spread out to other women, is exactly what you're saying, is to not to give up. i'm sorry. >> that does mean that someone's daughter is out there right now who will one day have that title. whoever you are, i hope i live to see your inauguration. and i hope my mom does, too. she was really excited yesterday and i was really sad for her. my mom's name happens to be hillary. >> it was like they watched one of those commercials with all of

those sad pets. all right. wherever i see this happen, this is why i always carry around these. >> can i get one of those from you later? >> yeah. >> but they're under the pants. okay? last time you did this, it was very embarrassing. all right, tyrus, shouldn't these late-night comedians be celebrating because the next four years is going to be easier that be if hillary won. i mean, i understand -- who was the last night's game, seth meyers, i once he was sad about his mother not seeing a woman president, but in his career, like, he wouldn't be able to make fun of hillary for that reason. >> well, let's go back. you said, moid. >> yeah, which i am a part of. >> yes, you are. but to be -- it's such a loose term now. it's like, everyone's a beast now. it used to be, this is beast, now this can be beast, too. >> i don't know what that means.

>> and you spent the last year burying donald trump. you pushed your agenda. you were so smart, so funny, made fun of his hair, made fun of his skin. he had six babies, two were there, the entire country was a bunch of morons who drove trucks and said mayonnaise in two phrases, one for a spread and one for mayonnaise, a lot of people walking around. and the joke is on you. you were the joke. and you're not the media. people didn't care about your comments and your stuff like that. for the fuirst time in a long time, we have no obstruction in this country. we have a senate, we have a house, we have a president. we can get things done. and if they don't -- if they don't, next man up, we crush them. then the democrats get a second shot. or they get the independent thing going. whatever. they deserve a chance. they won, the country has

spoken. and it's your responsibility if you're going to be on the air and whatever network you work for to tell it like it is. don't push your agenda. crying like a little -- if my son or daughter did that, i would have walked them to the bathroom. after the baseball game, we didn't win, because you suck, son. come on, let's go. that's the reality! >> let's get kat in here. you're a member of the media, tangentially, if possible. how do you feel about -- because the media really did love donald trump. they put him out there, but did they just put there to put him down? >> the thing is, you have to cover what people want to cover. donald trump made it impossible to not cover donald trump. he's tweeting out these things, everyone's seeing it. you can't go to a bar and talk about anything but politics, no matter who you are. the rme guy accused alec baldwin and "snl" of helping get trump elected. not even by having him host, but by having him be parodied.

what are they supposed to do? he does not just -- okay, i know he's a presidential candidate, but not cover him? it's just so simplistic to say, oh, it's all the media's fault. no, people had legitimate reasons for voting for trump, the ones who supported him. and they got more and more devoted to trump when they saw the media assume that they didn't. the only reason they were supporting him is because they were seeing him on tv. the more that happened, the more their reasons were dismissed, the more they were like, trump is the on one listening to me. people were like, he's the only one listening to me and he's not afraid to say bomb the [ bleep ] out of them at a time where we have a president who won't say radical islamic terror. so it makes sense where it all came from and the media really may it worse. >> well, i'm afraid to ask you -- >> don't be afraid. >> well, i don't know. i remember being apocalyptic

when bill clinton was elected. that's how old i am. don't we all go through this kind of thing >> but you did it with bill, you did it with jimmy carter. >> they do it with barry goldwater. they did it to reagan. >> and hillary worked for goldwater! >> well, yeah. >> she got kicked off the watergate thing, because she was corrupt then. >> that was a trump joke. >> what was the question. >> if you can't remember the question, we move on. terry? >> thank you. >> no, i don't have a question. >> i feel like something crazy could happen right here. no, it's a good thing. but -- >> let me say one thing. trump better not listen to all the people that are making nice with him. a lot of them in his party. >> so you're vindictive? >> no, he doesn't. >> yes, he does.

he's going to be the president. >> you better do everything he said. >> do you remember when obama got elected and he brought in the republican leaders and he said, i don't want to work with you, but if you don't want to work with me, adios, i'll work around you. i have a pen and a phone. i don't need you. >> i actually do not want -- >> but he's also going to be, here's the thing that donald trump will not have, that barack obama had for eight years. he will not, obviously, have the protection of the media. that's gone. you couldn't say anything about president obama, certainly in the first four years. if you said anything -- >> he doesn't need the protection. >> but what i'm saying is -- right, maybe not. he's not going to have that, he's also going to have, i hope, a now spine -- a congress with spine, that would not fight barack obama, that now they should hold him to account. hold the checks and balances, and if he gets out of line, you kind of crush him and brings him

back in. this is a win-win for everybody. and i disagree with one point you wrote. you wrote a great piece about the three or four things that -- >> right, right, right. >> and you said the only reason the media -- you said the media was about only ratings. i don't think that's -- i disagree a little bit. they did have an agenda. they did want to see hillary clinton elected. it wasn't just about getting ratings. i also think hillary clinton's campaign was very happy to see donald trump outvoted, because she thought that would be the dude she could beat. >> and also the fact she didn't have to do anything as long as donald was up there and she thought she could hide somewhere. >> we've got to go. we've got so much stuff. coming up, we'll be in trump's cabinet. i'm guessing chef boyardee and maybe mrs. bettutterworth. that's a cabinet joke. >> announcer: if you'll be in the new york area and would like to be part of our studio

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so who will be in trump's cabinet? not me, i'm claustrophobic. a little cabinet humor. donald trump's reported list of potential cabinet members includes a lot of big-time names as well as some surprises. newt gingrich is listed as a possible secretary of state, that's him. alabama senator jeff sessions and former new hampshire senator, kelly ayotte, or ayotte, probably ayotte, said to be considered, for secretary of defense. ben carson, you remember him, he played a doctor. he's -- what's he up for? he's listed as the possible secretary of education or secretary of health and human services, great guy. former narew york city mayor an hero, rudy giuliani, and new jersey governor, chris christie, they're both being considered for attorney general. i think that bridgegate took a

toll on mr. christie. these are the major departments, but for the lesser important roles, brent michaels can be chief of bandannas. scott dale will be in charge of charles. gary busey will be secretary of saying crazy things before running down a street without his pants. and dennis rodman will be ambassador to north korea. about time we had one. about time. terry, do you have any interesting picks who ultd like to see? >> i think terry should be secretary of the army. i'm just kidding. way too lazy. and i think john bolton would be a great secretary of state. >> you know, he was president of red eye? >> and he did a yeoman's job.

>> we had 76 months of unlimited growth. >> by the way, nobody assaulted your borders. >> that is true, unless i asked. >> he's got a growth bench to pick from. >> who would you like to see in that cabinet? >> ted cruz. >> ted cruz? >> i love ted cruz. >> and what would you like to see him? >> secretary of state. >> interesting. do you think they'll get along after he accused cruz's dad of killing jfk? >> maybe not. >> that's kind of a problem. >> he's like, maybe not. >> he tweeted a picture of his wife, but i think they apologized. >> obama said that trump was a ku klux klan guy, that's about as bad as you can go, after that. >> that's pretty bad. tyrus, any thoughts? would you like to be in the cabinet? >> yeah, i think i would be a good secretary of state. >> you would be the sergeant of arms. >> i would be the guy who's like, hey, boss, nah. i would just sit behind him and

go, no. >> actually, that's the most important criteria. because you can't surround yourself with yes men. you need one good no man. >> i'm good saying no. oh, hell, boss, no! don't -- no. >> that's kind of what gotba oba jammed up. >> i'm going to do the typical thing you do on talk shows, at the woman. any women come to mind? it's the year of the woman, kat. >> is it? the thing that's interesting to think about that, is he going to try to appoint people that he's insulted, women, and is he going to have a muslim americans? is he going to have mexican americans? that would be a good way for people to get less mad at him if he wanted to go that route. >> check every box. >> but i don't think he's --

>> i think he'll pick the best man for the job. >> i'm always on team, you know, pick the best person, especially when we're talking about the country. >> that's an amazing. if you're like, we need a female manager of this arby's in order for diversity. what happens to arby's doesn't mean as much to me as what happens to the country. >> arby's one of the first places to have curly fries. nobody likes fast food roast beef. >> i do! >> you can go to the deli -- you go to fast food for thix you can't cook because you don't have a fryer in your kitchen. >> i hate arby's. i'm going to go -- i don't know what kind of meat's on that -- >> do you need to? >> americans are insulted. we don't want status quo. we didn't elect the first woman president just because she was a woman. we elect what had we thought was the best man for the job. >> i'm just saying. >> tyrus is chubby, let's put

him in charge of this. >> you're not chubby. >> oh, no, i'm jacked, but that's not the point. i'm chunky buff, whatever. >> get to the point. >> the best man for the job or woman. >> i gotcha. coming up, a story so unbelievable, i'm fairly certain i made it up. colleges are canceling midterms for students distraught over the election. may they never get a job in the real world, ever. all finished. umm... you wouldn't want your painter to quit part way. i think you missed a spot. so when it comes to pain relievers, why put up with just part of a day? aleve, live whole not part. painter: you want this color over the whole house? simulation initiated. ♪

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this week an economic professor at yale gave students the option of not taking the midterm exam. some of them were all shook up about the election, even before the election had been called for donald trump. students at another ivy league college, cornell, never heard of it, held a cry-in on the quad. university of -- university of campus therapy dog -- poor dogs, to comfort the students, and according to the "wall street university of michigan went to the student air forces office to play with coloring books and play-doh. all right.

terry? >> yeah? >> do you think this is some kind of temporary thing? i have a feeling, like, when i went to the debate at hofstra, i saw a lot of kids for trump. when i was at berkeley, when i was at berkeley, there were no conservatives out walking around. that was 25 years ago. and now -- >> none, or were they -- >> they were hiding. but on -- when i was at hofstra for the debate, there were kids out there -- >> drunk. >> drunk. and that's news. >> when you said that, i think, whether you like this or not, this is freedom. and freedom is always a scary thing. freedom is not guaranteed. but now you can actually be -- you should be able to be on campus, and i think that's one of the best places you should be able to do it. and think about how clamped down it's been. >> it's suffocating. >> it is liberating. you're welcome, left wing. you're welcome. you're free now. >> you know what's interesting? you get a lot of complaints from comedians who go to campuses and say they can no longer do the kind of material because it's

stifling, they will disinvite speakers. maybe this is it. this is the end of that. >> it should be, especially if you oppose trump. i wrote a piece about this and it was called, classes being canceled because trump won is why trump won. and that's just the truth. people are not thinking, oh, wow, these kids are so upset, they're thinking, that's why i did it! it's not surprising. if they can't see trump's name in chalk without freaking out, i'm not at all surprised when they think, he's the actual president, they're having a hard time dealing with that. okay, kindergartners, people in the first grade that live in broken homes, go to school every day, and they don't have their teachers giving them notes saying, okay, yeah, you're going through a tough time, so you don't need to learn to read and add. that's not how the world works. and they've created this so much more than anybody's racist uncle or whatever it is they're

saying. hopefully they'll realize it, it's up to whether or not they can get it together. >> you came from a broken home? >> broke as hell. >> because you sat on it and it broke. >> that's a joke about how big you are. >> it was. >> he's the largest -- >> i went to college. i went to school in nebraska. so i had to walk in the snow uphill both ways. i think it's not so much the kids, that the college kids or whatever, i think it's -- and it was a great wrestling coach, his name was art anderson, maybe you heard of him. he had a great saying for what was wrong with colleges, especially elite colleges like yale. i believe the word he used, was the [ bleep ]. it wasn't the students. it was the instructor. i'm a liberal, i'm saying, we're

not going to have class tomorrow. if i was in class, i would go, i'm sad too, let's go. >> there was a university of rochester professor who canceled all of his student meetings, because he as a professor couldn't bear to talk about it with his students. go to work! >> last word to you. 40 seconds. what? >> mom, you're 99 years old, you're beautiful, every morning of my life, when i was living, i woke up to breakfast, came home to dinner, she mended and patched my clothes. she was my nurse, she was a doctor, she kept the family together, she cooked, she cleaned, she had a fine family, she never complained and then i went to college and met a feminist who told me that my mother was a failure! >> that's true. that's true. >> but god bless you, mom, i love you, thank you, and all your generation! >> that's right! i call that a grand slam. well done. ugh. heartburn.

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