i want to wish everyone and their families a wonderful, happy and blessed thanksgiving. see you next time. grug g greg gutfeld, next. we don't have any more bacon. >> bacon! >> there is no more bacon. you ate it all. >> bacon! >> i know. [ crying ] >> sorry, democrats. no more bacon. [ cheers and applause ] yeah. so everyone's crying and everyone's lying. post-election hysteria is unfolding like a bitter blanket soaked in hobo urine.

did you hear the story of the muslim student claiming her hijab was torn off by men in trump hats? turns out she made it up. or the boston guy who said he was harassed by men saying it's trump country now. he made it up. the story about students wearing blackface after trump's win. they made it up. a kkk rally in honor of trump? made it up. in fact, almost every so-called trump hate -- trump-caused hate crime seems about as fake as a bag of charlie sheen's teeth. and how does the left react? it doesn't matter if it's false because it's bound, it's bound to be true somewhere. yeah, try that at home. yes, honey, i didn't really do the dishes, but somewhere some guy did. what happens when crimes become hoaxes? do they get more or less attention? do the fakers go to jail for wasting our time? or is the story buried under the lie of raising awareness? the media doesn't help.

>> we are seeing hate. we are seeing hate from some of these fringe supporters who do not represent the majority of trump voters but we are seeing hundreds of cases of swastikas, of racist language, of harassment, of in some cases assault and bullying, all across this country. some of this needs to be verified. >> some? i'm thinking maybe all of them should be verified, bri-bri. [ applause ] and who knows? who knows if any of these incidents were really pro-trump at all or a protest against trump? all i know is when you look at the real violence in portland that ain't pro-trumpers. you can tell by the lack of muscle tone. but more important, who throws a tantrum after you win? that doesn't make sense. so why are people pushing this idea that trump leads to violence? is it wishful thinking or a desire to prove that trump really is evil? or is it a camouflaged

intolerance? saying that kags a vote for trump is bad for our health. the american academy of pediatrics actually asked doctors to tell parents to talk to their brats about the election like it's as bad as terror or something. yeah, voting for trump is a health risk. as bad as smoking or drug use and listening to stupid pediatricians about politics. the thing is ginned-up pc hysteria inevitably creates the opposite reaction. remember, it was the pc movement that gave trump four years in the white house. keep at it, he's going to get four more. [ applause ] >> period. >> let's welcome tonight's guest. he's so tough he shaves with a chainsaw. pete hegzeth, fox news contributor, iraq and afghanistan war veteran and author of the great book "in the arena." [ applause ] i used to go to that club. he's so bright his fan club consists solely of months.

fox news chief washington correspondent james rosen [ applause ] he's also the editor of a great new book. it's william f. buckley's "a torch kept lit." it's a collection of obituaries. how upbeat is that? as usual, she's as grim as she is slim. national review report er cat temp. what a fake smile. and a volcano is his hot tub. tna wrestler cyrus. i want to go to the historian here. cat. no, i'm kidding. james. you've written a lot of books. historical books, i might add. none of them i've actually read but i hear they're fantastic. is this a new trend? a republican wins and everybody who didn't vote for him or everybody who didn't vote, period, starts freaking the hell out. >> pretty much no, it's not a new trend. every republican president since

nixon onward, the left demonizes as embodying the dawn of a new fascism. and this time the gloves and the mask are really coming off. we heard it with nixon and we heard it with reagan. even george h.w. bush received this treatment. what you here really i think is about a little less than one half of a very divided nation proceeding, stumbling through the stages of grief. what you see in the streets there is denial, a lot of it paid denial and i think eventually they'll get over it as they see him get sworn in and start to be president of the united states. >> what do you think, pete? do you think this is justified or is this just fun? i always look at it like when you see people rioting or even fake hate crimes, people like attention. and we have a media that is indulging them going okay, if you draw a swastika on your dorm room door you know you're going to get every tv station. >> and talk about verifying it. none of them have left the island of manhattan for a decade. they have no idea the way the

real world is reacting to trump. and guess what? neighbors are getting along. people are talking. i had a big old trump sign in my yard. five days later we took it down and said hey, it's over, we move on, things are good. this is an attempt to delegitimize donald trump. this is what it is. systematically protests, name calling, made-up examples, make it look like he's the dawn of intorms, hatred in this country when it is the exact opposite. their hysteria knows no end. >> tyrus, i believe -- can i out you for how you voted? you voted for trump. i'm wondering, would these protesters or any of these people that are venting about trump vent to you? i'm just serious. is there an assumption that the trump voter is old, white, and frail and so they know that they can break windows in portland? >> the way they're staring at me i'm going to say yes. [ applause ] i think you're kind of missing the point. you understand as much as i supported obama and some of his

ideas, i thought he was a good man, but there was eight years of accusations and being -- people lost jobs and careers just off accusations. and the one good thing about donald trump is you no longer can just get by with an accusation. you have to prove it. that report -- i mean, obviously he just ran up swastikas everywhere? i think i'd notice that. i travel from california to new york, new orleans, florida. i have yet to be at the airport and be like it's trump's world, boy, and start -- it hasn't happened. because that's not how it works. and the people who are crying and complaining, they're going to do it regardless. that's what they do. like we talked about before. it's that layer of insanity and ignorance. they didn't vote. they don't do anything. and they're just another excuse to act a fool. has absolutely nothing to do with anything. trump's not ending the world. >> cat, i have a theory that this is intolerance masked at concern. like if you say it's not that

i'm against trump, it's harmful and what about the -- it's always what about the children p p and you and i both know that children are horrible creatures. right? >> yeah. >> well, they're not really that fun to hang out with. >> you can't go drinking with children or the law will come after you. and i don't need that problem again. right? they talk to their parents about stuff that never happened. >> i know you've gone through that. i think that these people and some of the reactions they don't realize how much they're hurting themselves. particularly with -- there was so much criticism of the way -- this is a true thing that a lot of the most passionate trump supporters would refuse and get very angry if you'd ever suggest anything negative about trump. but you know, blindly denying that there's anything wrong with trump, it's just as bad to blindly accept any negative story you hear about trump just because you've decided that he's this and that and skieded ahead of time there would be these riots and there would be this response to say i'm not going to check it, i'm going to spread it

everywhere, i'm going to tweet it out. and it keeps you from getting taken seriously, which when we're talking about something as serious as the future of our country it's a very important thing to be taken seriously. >> it is. >> that guy -- >> it's over with. >> i'm taken very seriously. i know. as a member of the media. everyone gets their news from me. >> i like not being taken seriously. the moment that happens -- yeah. but i think it exposes this evil that's been happening that truth doesn't really matter as long as your heart's in the right place. if the swastika was fake, don't worry. there's a real one somewhere else. so we can't punish this person. because that person is actually raising awareness. i want to get to this next story because i think this story is momentous. probably the biggest story of the year. yeah. bigger than the election. >> is it a robot? >> no, that comes later. future president news. on thursday kanye west stopped a performance in san jose to tell

concertgoers he didn't vote but if he did it wouldn't have been for hillary. >> i didn't vote, right? but i didn't tell you -- i guess you told you. but if i would have voted, i would have voted on trump. >> that was apparently just one of several pro-trump rants from west, who later added that he plans to run for president in 2020. here's a surprise. the audience booed. yes, they booed. all right. tyrus, i'm going to you for no particular reason at all. i just want to preface, kanye west, he's a hip-hop artist. he's quite popular among young kids. i think he's married to a kardashian. >> he used to be popular. just so you guys know, they were booing because that speech with a lot of what and ifs and buts was 40 minutes long and they bought a ticket, ab expensive ticket to hear some music. they were booing because they were like shut up and get back to singing. but kanye's -- just bottom line,

he's the worst type of human being we have in this country. no, just hold on. i'm going to tell you why. >> i like him. >> shouldn't he be asking that crowd have they seen a jewelry thief anywhere? >> yeah, it's true. >> if somebody jacked me or my wife who was by herself, jacked me for $50 million of jewelry, every song would be have you seen my jewelry. >> for the people at home, there was a recent -- it was a recent robbery in france in a hotel and all the jewelry was taken, mysteriously stolen from his wife and nobody knows. it had nothing to do with insurance, i'm sure. >> i'm sorry, kat, the last time you actually heard or saw a jewelry thief was the muppet caper. there's no such thing as jewelry thieves anymore. >> you said he's the worst kind of person but i'm actually jealous. i wish i could be more like kanye. i spend a lot of time at night by myself thinking about things i might have done wrong to cause

problems in my life or should i have said that or done that. kanye never goes through that. >> it's amazing. it's healthy. don't you think it would have mattered more if he'd said that before the election, like i'm not voting but if i vote i'd vote for trump? >> the idea of kanye west voting for donald trump is as unthinkable as the idea of timpf spending time alone at night. >> i think he's flirting with you. >> and he didn't actually say -- first of all, i was amazed at the grammar. if i were to have voted, kanye informs us. but he didn't say he actually would have voted for trump. he said he would have voted on trump. does that mean like a rooster he would have rooted right in on the hair up there and sort of just then cast a ballot for someone else? i voted on the man? >> that's a good point. that's why you're here as an author -- >> reporter. yes. >> listen, greg. >> i'm trying. he's freaking me out, america. all right, pete. last word on this incredible topic. >> in the middle of his

40-minute rant a lady threw her shoe at him. >> yes. >> he caught it, signed it, and then threw it back to her. i mean, he's a man of many talents. >> it's all about attention. >> isn't it for all of us? >> you're talking about our future next president, sir. >> i'm saying right now, when kanye west gets in i'm out. russia, here i come. i'm going to russia. and i'll see y'all because we're coming through mexico. there's going to be some drama. >> save this video. save this video. >> yes, i will. all right. coming up, a story so intense you could go camping with it. trump fills out his cabinet. who's getting hired? the answer when we return. picki. here you go. you wouldn't put up with part of a pizza. um. something wrong?

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he's filling seats. which sounds dirty, but it isn't. so far the president-elect's cabinet, mr. trump has nominated alabama senator jeff sessions to be attorney general, lieutenant general michael flynn will be national security adviser. kansas congressman mike pompeo has accepted mr. trump's

decision to nominate him to lead the cia. but who's going to be the next secretary of state? who knows? i haven't seen this many names dropped since my mailman had a coronary on my lawn. >> we do not know anything specific right now. >> we know that rudy giuliani wants secretary of state. >> flickky haley met with donald trump and she's somebody that could be considered for that role. >> initially we're talking about newt gingrich for that position. >> mitt romney for potential secretary of state. that's a big deal. and then ultimately they could choose someone like rudy giuliani. it's all very unclear at the moment. >> well, whoever it is they'd better not invite james taylor anywhere. ♪ when you're down ♪ and troubled ♪ and you need some loving care ♪ ♪ and nothing ♪ oh, nothing is going right >> we are never going back to that. but everybody, they'd also

better get a hobby because they're not al lewd to lobby. aides to president-elect trump this week laid down some rules. anybody in the new administration would have to agree that they wouldn't become a lobbyist for five years after they leave government. think of all the things you could do with those live years. the hoover dam was built in five years. you could build another one of those. you'd have two hoover dams. you could play 1,826 rounds of golf. almost as much as president barack hussein obama. you could -- [ applause ] so easy. you could binge-watch every single episode of "family feud." all of them. with everyone that ever hosted from richard dawson to steve harvey. or you could literally drain an actual swamp. although swamps play a huge role in the ecosystem, preventing erosion and flooding. and it's where i dumped the drifters. not the band. i'm talking about the hitchhikers, james.

und >> understood. >> that's a band too. a lot of bitter rivals. mitt romney showing up out of the cold. >> yeah. mitt romney's not going to work in the trump administration. let's just get that clear. i think when they were last speaking at each other romney was calling mr. trump a phony and a fraud and mr. trump at that time was responding by calling mitt romney a failed candidate and a choke artist. so i don't think he's going to be secretary of state. but this is one of those mending their fences type things. >> the worst thing that donald ever did to mitt was telling him that he walked like a penguin. >> that's rough stuff. >> that's the worst -- no, because what happens is it sticks in your head so for the rest of his life he'll be walking by a mirror or a glass wall and he will always look and see if he's walking like a penguin. >> especially when he's wearing a tuxedo. >> yeah. very sad. very sad, pete. what do you think of the choices so far? >> i think they're good so far.

and even the choice to move within the transition to governor mike pence i think was a decision that had to be made early and quickly. he didn't like the direction it was going. but a guy like general flynn has spoken honestly about the nature of our enemy. >> i know. >> very honestly. so honestly "the new york times" has spent the last 24, 48 hours smearing the guy and calling him an islamophobe and every other word you can. stay on target with conservatives who are unapologetic and you could have some amazing outcomes. >> they called flynn's comments controversial. meanwhile, he was criticizing a doctrine where they celebrate martyrdom and that's not controversial? he's pointing out that there is an extreme element, perhaps thousands or millions of people who want to kill us. that's controversial. not him pointing it out. that drives me crazy, kat. thoughts on this? >> well, i'm a libertarian. so i'm never going to be happy with anything that happens in the government. sessions talking openly about -- >> why limit it to the government, kat? you're never happy.

>> legal immigration is a problem with sessions. he's a hawk, et cetera, et cetera. i don't ever go into these things thinking i think i'm going to like who are all these people that he picks. but those are the issues that i have. i see a lot of people complaining about there being no women, et cetera, et cetera. i'm concerned more about the policy of it. >> that is boring. >> the people on the other side i feel like there's nobody on the other side -- people are either saying oh, i like this and this policy or they're saying, well, there's no girls. so if you're going to criticize them, at least criticize them in a valuable way. that's the problem. >> tyrus, any bright spots you see there or low spots or -- >> it's all bright. albright. >> madeleine. >> nicely done. >> first of all, i'm a sports entertainer when i'm not sitting on your couch cracking jokes and telling the truth. and we -- if you and i were going to have a fight you know what we're going to do? talk trash about each other. >> that's true. >> and everyone's going to get hyped. and we're going to get a lot avenue tension. and when it's over i'll buy you a beer. we'll do our job right.

so i think this meeting with romney was probably a first pound, we did a good job, the republican party's a lot smarter than everybody thought because they were in shambles and the democrats got lazy and they took a clean sweep. so the fights look like geniuses. as far as his appointments go, of course they're going to hate everything he's doing. just like i would do if i was taking over anything in life i would have the people that were loyal that i trust and are closest to me and the people in his campaign who stood by him and helped him capture the presidency of the united states of america are getting jobs and if you don't like it -- >> i take issue with the fist bump, though. although i'd like to see donald trump and mitt romney fist bump. i think it's the exact opposite. i think it's the swamp calling. in every example we've heard -- i hear it from people who are involved and around it. washington is reaching out to trump because they lost and they want relevance. that's all anyone in d.c. cares-b a seat at the table and getting invited to the cocktail party. so it's republicans and democrats who want to be a part of that mixture, and it's happening.

the extent to which trump can resist that and say no, i'm going to follow through on what i ran on, i think will be the litmus test about how successful he is. >> what else is there? >> what about the last place you and i saw each other? in fact a washington cocktail party. tell the truth. >> yes. about like three nights ago. >> what was it about? >> william f. buckley. >> there was nothing but men in there. i think it might have been a sports bar but everybody was so well dressed. >> some of them were just shirtless. by the way, can i make a point? as you turn on the music. i think this is a shift from eight years of soft power to hard power when you look at these people. obama, he spoke big but he carried a soft stick. in this case you've got people who are speaking big carrying a big stick and he took america's foreign policy and they gave it a jolt of cialis. but also, before i go, they keep bringing up they're going to focus on this muslim registry. that's the thing. they're going to go oh, my god, they want a muslim registry. i don't know if that's -- anybody's talking about that. and it sounds so elegant.

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live from america's news headquarters i'm patricia stark. president-elect donald trump continuing to build his administration. he's holding meetings this weekend at the golf club in new jersey with potential cabinet members and top republicans. one of those who met with mr. trump is mitt romney, who was critical of the president-elect during the primaries. after the meeting romney had this to say. >> very thorough and in-depth discussion in the time we had. and i appreciate the chance to speak with the president-elect and look forward to the coming administration. >> did you bury the hatchet? in north dakota the army corps of engineers delaying approval for the final piece of the dakota access pipeline. the project has sparked protests because of concerns that the threat to water supplies and tribal lands. i'm patricia stark. and now back to "the greg gutfeld show."

president-elect trump has said he will eliminate isis. at least that's what he told me over breakfast. and according to rudy giuliani in a recent interview he believes that isis should be the number one priority. >> isis short term i believe is our greatest danger. and not because of isis in iraq and in syria but because isis did something al qaeda never did. isis was able to spread itself around the world. >> however, an isis commander gave this statement to reuters. not a dude. it's a news service. regarding president-elect trump. "this guy is a completeac. his utter hate toward muslims will make our job much easier because we can recruit thousands." but what does that idiot know? he joins isis. my golden rule, don't take any advice from a guy in isis.

unless it's about banging a goat. then by all means ask away. some tricks involved there, pete. pete, you're a great hero. what are you -- do you think -- do you believe that trump's rhetoric makes it easier for terror to spread? >> no. i don't. of course the left will say that it does because this left has this unholy alliance with islamists oftentimes in promoting this idea that the more we talk about it the greater the problem becomes. when you talk to muslims, they want the bifurcation. they want the separation. they don't want -- there are radicals and then there are peace-loving muslims. donald trump's rhetoric will shine a light on the program that has existed for so long that politicians have tiptoed around forever. since 9/11. without talking about the nature of radical islam and how it motivates and that it is a political ideology as well, you don't understand why they formed a caliphate, why instability helps them and why they're trying to infiltrate the west and what that means when they

do. i think it's all good that he's raised this issue and smart people like rudy giuliani talking about it helps us eliminate the threat i think more directly. >> all right, tyrus, what is the strategy? >> i think on our end it's fear. people haven't been afraid of the united states for a long time. they've been able to say and do whatever they want and carry out -- and run their little videos. now we have a team put together that you run your mouth you might have a missile before your sentence is finished. and i think that's great. it's about time clint eastwood got back in. we need some more dirty harrys in the world. [ applause ] >> he brings up a good point. how does reuters get a quote from an i.c.e. commandsis comma isis commander isn't dead by the end of the quote? if he's like texting, i've got something for you. it's about trump. do you need it? i've got a deadline at 4:00. hold on a second. i'll be over -- >> just raise your head right there, sir. all right. that's perfect. >> exactly. you're not burning a source. james, you're not burning a source if he he beheads people. >> i remember right after 9/11 they had that guy that was like

the spokesman for al qaeda and he would give news conferences every day and i just was like -- i couldn't believe it because on their newscasts, the isis newscasts, they borrow from our whole inventory of communications devices. let's have the over the shoulder box and let's toss to break. okay. >> highly professional. and it makes me think that people know more about where they are than they're willing to admit because they're getting information, although that might be wrong, kat. i'm really just talk out of my ass at this point. >> but we can hear you fine. >> yes. it's a trick. it's a trick i learned in vegas. couple other things i can do with my ass. all right. k kat. i believe that islam and islamism primarily has changed immigration, not the reverse. aren't we forced to look at the world in a different way? when america was founded, there weren't 100,000, 200,000 suicidal maniacs who want to come here and kill us. >> that's part of it. but now they do. they do want to come here and kill us. and i don't think that whoever's

the president in terms of making them want to kill us it would be like oh, we want to kill them less now because hillary's the president. that's completely disingenuous. everybody hates isis. everyone's anti-isis. they know that. they're anti-us. when you're trying to blame it on something like, well, donald trump's rhetoric is going to make it much worse, i don't think people -- you know, these people are already going to want to like blow themselves up. i think there's something more serious going on. as much as they want to blame trump for everything it doesn't really work. >> and it's bigger than isis. you get rid of isis, it's a doctrine that will replace it because the bottom line is if you want ecstasy and martyrdom then nothing matters on earth. >> and the 72 virgins. that sounds like a fun party. >> negotiate it down from 72 to 42. >> when you're not willing to untie the hands of your war fighters and let them crush them, then they will make progress. i think that's the biggest thing trump's going to do, not have political generals, not fighting political wars. >> it's not trump or whoever's president. it's western civilization and

change. that's basically what it is. so that's what their fight is. and they're going to continue that fight regardless of what it is. but it's just the way things are looking the difference is now you run your mouth you're going to have to actually cash the check you're writing where before they could say whatever and be like well, they have their right to say what they have to say, you have to understand -- not anymore. they say what they say and we'll meet them in the schoolyard. >> i'm glad -- i think pompeo is a good guy. he supports the patriot act and the nsa's collection of data. >> boo. >> i don't think snowden's getting pardoned. and also the one thing that donald trump has been saying is not giving the enemy a head start. it seems like the previous administration, or the present one anyway, would send a don't forget the date card before an invasion. doesn't work. doesn't work, america. all right. coming up, a story so seductive you'll probably let it get to second base. will the wall stop them all? finally a story no one is talking about. yes. immigration. [ applause ]

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you are safe in chicago. you are secure in chicago, and you are supported in chicago. >> i reiterate to him that this city and so many cities around the country will do all we can to protect our residents and make sure that families are not torn apart. >> whatever, lurch. college campuses throughout the country are petitioning to become sanctuary spaces for immigrants. among them, harvard, yale, and brown university. even high schoolers, who aren't old enough to vote or hang out with me, are getting into the action. in california they held a walkout to protest trump's immigration policies. but who wouldn't rather take a walk than deal with second period geometry? am i right, high school kids? second period geometry sucks. i'm like their hip uncle.

no, i'm not. i'm not even close. >> never be the uncle in the family dynamic. >> no. i am an uncle. i'm an uncle that's not invited places. >> i heard you scoff and let out lots of air while i was reading. >> first of all, stop saying colleges because brown, yale, harvard, won't let the immigrants come here until they get there. then they realize it's not as easy as you think. i grew up in california. we dealt with the population situations and immigrants and people sneaking over and all that kind of stuff. i think the people that are afraid, you have to ask what are they afraid of? in all the time they've been here they've never gone through the proper procedure of getting a green card, they've been here for ten years, you never decided hey, i'm going to go get this stuff taken care of. so now there's actually some policy in place that says well, you had time to do that, you didn't do that. sorry. >> it's like an infection. like that you have for a while and you don't go to the doctor and it gets worse.

you don't want to go to the doctor even more because it's starting to get red and shiny. you're like oh, [ bleep ], i should have gone. i should have gone when it happened. why did i wait? and now it looks like it's got eyes? >> yeah. >> this is when you just coat it with cialis. the irony of rahm emanuel seeking to reassure hispanics who may be illegal immigrants that they are safe in chicago -- >> anyone. >> okay? the only people who would not feel reassured by rahm emanuel telling them they're safe in chicago i suppose are african-americans who are residents of chicago but live in the wrong part of town. because then you're going to be subjected to the most -- the swiftest and most alarming murder rate in the country. >> the war zone. >> irony there too is 80% of the drugs that are part gang wars that are going on inside chicago come from the sinaloa cartel in

mexico. because we don't secure our border. sought irony of these mayors who refuse to enforce the rule of law is they fight against the very policies that would actually secure their population. because you said earlier it's better to feel good about yourself. their intentions are so righteous. >> it makes them look like nice guys. >> this isn't new. we've been deporting people. it's not like trump just decided -- >> obama went nuts on it. that's what i don't understand. he deported so many people. >> this has to be done. >> last word. kat, did you want to add anything before i go to the tease? like this has been real fun. >> oh, yeah. this has been real fun. no. illegal immigration is one thing but i am a little concerned by as i mentioned people like sessions who say that even legal immigration is a problem or a drain on the economy when actually it's better for the economy. and i think that an important part of dealing with illegal immigration is making legal immigration actually easier. >> you know, just to end this on a cerebral note -- >> really?

>> no. don't do that. >> the problem with immigration, it's easy to pee in the rhetorical pool. >> is this the cerebral part? >> yeah. let's say you're like me and you go in an unsafe world where there's terror married to technology a strengthened border is a somber, realistic necessity but then some guy next to you will say damn right, get rid of the muslims and mexicans. that's what's happening. it's when somebody says something that takes an idea and makes the idea worse instead of better. did you follow me? >> yes. >> am i drunk? >> a little like this segment? >> yes. i should have stopped while i was ahead. but you get it at home. you understand me. we get along really well, don't we? coming up! a story so vibrant you might accidentally fall on it and then go to the emergency room to have it removed. what's thanksgiving dinner like in a world where donald trump is president-elect? we discuss, you imbibe. this one is from

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from yale with emotions as raw as an undercooked turkey leg will have to be dragged away from a protest to join the festivities. and perhaps granddad will be wearing his most fashionable trump attire. kind of like this lovely man. all of them either excited or angry. but my advice, remine calm and refrain from doing this. >> don't jump! don't jump. don't jump. what is he doing? oh! oh! oh! he jumped! he jumped! dude! dude! >> not funny. goat depression is a serious thing. anyway, my solution for everything, especially thanksgiving, just pass me a bottle of wine with a straw and everything will be fine. all right. let's go -- do you think this is going to be a problem? >> no. i think there will be a lot of awkward jokes like i hope you

made turkey great again this year. see who laughs and who doesn't. >> i thought that was funny. >> i didn't think it was funny at all. >> how about make america gravy again. >> gravy again. i actually think it will be. especially with young people. like millennials and college types that have been in -- they've been in their cry rooms with play-doh and then they've got to go talk to uncle. you know, uncle greg. >> you don't get to just make your grandma feel terrible. >> that's the beauty -- i'm talking about even myself when i was in college. you come home, kat and you lecture people who have lived real lives. you might have an uncle who comes back from the military but because you're majoring in gender studies -- >> i fought in world war ii! >> did you see the article read that were in the e-mail. one of the suggestions was, thanksgiving is not obligatory? really? you're going to leave what might

be, you never know if you're going to see your aunt again. just giggle in the corner. >> i'll never forget the last thanksgiving i had with grand ma, before i dumped her in the river. >> i have been excited about it because i have had eight years of p.c. thanksgivings, so it's about to get real at my house. that's the best thing about donald trump, he's in now, now the gloves are off. >> it's really hard to get drunk on thanksgiving, because you're so full. >> not anymore. >> you start drinking in the morning. -- >> it's a science, don't drink in the morning, you watch the first game, you don't sit at a

table, you get a plate and go watch the game. now there's three football games now. >> i just go to the garage, it was perfectly fine for families to just go to the garage, rifle through the laundry, it was cool, you could drinking. in the old days, we had a radio in the garage. >> i didn't know you grew up in the soviet union. if people are insisting upon rehashing the election. and it was pointed out by the child at the beginning of this program, more bacon. >> i think liking bacon is an entire identity now. if you like bacon, it's fine. >> it's been around forever,

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