see if you can find me. anyway, thanks for watching. we'll see you next week. same time, same place, it'll be me. bill clinton blnk. he's also using "apprentice" producer mark burnett to work on his inauguration. now, mark burnett is the guy who produces "celebrity apprentice" and there's rumors he's having a hard time landing any, a-list music guests to perform. i wouldn't do it. >> did he ask you? >> no. >> don't hold your breath, joy. they will never, ever ask you. . hello, my friends. i'm your hobbit-sized host, greg gutfeld. we'll welcome tonight's guests right now, like the great wall of china, his mustache, seen from space, john bolton, former

u.s. ambassador to u.n. and fox news contributor. she's so sharp, she leaves a trail of flat tires in her wake. political journalist, erin mcpike. she puts salt in everything, including her wounds, national review reporter and fox news contributor, kat timpf. boo! and he's often mistaken for texas, tna wrestler and fox news contributor, tyrus. all right, another wild week at trump tower. everyone's showing up to kiss donald's ring. world leaders, politicians, crazy people, and these two. beavus and butthead. leo dicaprio and al snore. the maverick and goose of carbon abuse. oh, yeah, they say they're out to save the earth, dozing in

their private jets, in their clownish crew said, they emit for gas than a flatulent cattle. and imagine trump having to listen to these bozos before lunch. >> massive change is required right now. one that leads to a new collective consciousness, a new collective evolution of the human race. >> all that sounds geeky, but it's a real big historic thing. >> yeah! after that, even the planet would say, please kill me. now, after listening intently to these jackasses or pretending to listen, what did mr. trump do? he picked scott pruitt, who's currently suing the ericpa, to run the epa. i like that. that's like -- it's like hiring michael moore to guard your fridge. i got to hand it to donald, though. he's a prankster. he leads you on and then, bam, he hits the trap door.

i bet he put ex-lax in their coffee right before they left. so they left and couldn't use the bathroom. and they're in new york city. that's a lot of fun. see, pruitt is the key threat against the left's climate agenda. he probably thinks greenpeace is a lawn fertilizer, or the sierra club is a sandwich. leo's got to be crushed. guess it's back to models and colonics. i guess whatever gore said to trump went over as well as his diet plan. poor al, he got out of bed, he saved, he plucked the nose hair. he even put on a clean pair of sweats before he came over. the one that still has the drawstring. and donald gave him one massive orange head fake. but not just him, earlier, donald also saw rahm emanuel. wow! uh agree, he's the worst mayor

since this guy. ♪ your body is a wonderland >> pretty bad. make no mistake, rahm sucks. with 600 murders in chicago, lead poisoning is now airborne. so how did this meeting with donald go? >> i was clear about where i stood and other mayors stood on immigrants, that we welcome them, that are striving for the american dream. >> i wonder how donald received them. >> get out of here, you [ bleep ]! >> let her go, tom. the other one's coming. >> that never loses. so why would donald meet with him anyway. it seems kind of weird. you know rahm didn't mind. any reason to leave chicago. and you know he didn't want to go home. he could have got shot there. if trump had offered, rahm would have taken the job as naval lint

picker. meanwhile, mr. trump picked lyndon mcmahon who ran the wwe to run the small business administration, which brings up my question, there's a small business administration? i had no idea. for labor secretary, he picked andy puzder, a fast good guy who ru runs carls jr.'s and hardee's. they have curly fries. i know nothing about puzder, but i do know curly fries. let's look at trump's picks so far. you have fast food, you have wrestling, you have a lot of generals. this is exactly what a teenage boy would do if he were elected president. all that's missing a monster robot and a plucky assistant who looks like kate upton. now, mind you, this is a very good thing. this team is big one macro aggression against safe spacers. it's designed to give the entire staff of rolling stone heart seizures. which i'm for. but if that happens, you have a

kind doctor nearby. there he is. ben carson is heading up hud, but he's really there to revive liberals overwhelm by panic. so who's left? good question. secretary of state is still hope. if only i knew someone who could fill that spot. someone, spln with the pedigree, the pedigree, the spine, the common senses and the willingness to speak frank about our enemies. too bad i'm busy. >> period! >> all right. all right. ambassador bolton, a pleasure to see you. it's been a long time. >> it has been. >> you've been in the news a lot. what the hell is going on over

at that tower? >> actually, it was michael bolton who met with the president. just a mistake. >> wow! you do look alike, i must add. so what -- i don't want -- i don't think i can break any news here. i don't want to start anything. but, have you been offered secretary of state? >> you can have my name, rank, and serial number and that's all. >> how about deputy? did they offer you deputy? >> name, rank, and serial number. >> you wouldn't take deputy, would you? >> they're switching to the golf channel already. >> you're trying to kill my ratings. but i know you, you wouldn't take deputy, would you? you're not a number two. >> i have no comment on anything. >> what do you make of the process so far? >> look, i think he's equal to or exceeding the pace at which cabinets and other senior administration appointments have been filled. i think he's off to an excellent start. and i think that's why the media are in such a frenzy, because they didn't expect it. he's done an excellent job. >> they can't keep up with them.

that's the thing. erin, you know how they have their first hundred days. he started his hundred days 50 days in. so theoretically, they're going to have to have the next election not in 2020, but in 2019, right? because he started early. it's going to throw off the clocks. >> yeah, but this particular opening for secretary of state, that he's drawing out. it seems like there's a lot of shiny syndrome object going on with this particular pick. because he throws out davidpetr jeopardized national security. and now -- >> but for a woman! so it was worth it. no, it's a good point. >> he did for love. >> it's not like snowden who did it for -- >> oh, please. please stop with the snow -- just a random excuse to just bash snowden? come on! >> yes! snowden did it so he could have a movie made about him. petraeus was a romantic man, erin. am i right? he was in love with this

reporter? >> apparently so. but she's done quite well. she is on her own publicity tour. she has been, for the last year. >> mm-hmm. so? so it worked out for her. he deserves the job. no kidding. i'm just testing you. i want to see. i think petraeus would be great, ambassador bolton. >> this is an ambush! >> now we're to a oil ands a gas executive for the nation's top diplomat. i still think, and i'm sorry to say this, i still think he's coming back to mitt romney, because he is the one guy he has endured from the beginning to end, and donald trump has been very complimentary of him throughout the whole thing. >> the guy ran the olympics. that's what they always say when they bring up mitt. he ran the olympics. and the air! you know, i think it would show tote bravery, tyrus, on trump by picking mike mi ining mitt, bec hair, because mitt's hair is so

beautiful and trump's hair is so unique. >> i'm all for a good look myself, but i'm gonna keep it real. if it came down to hair as opposed to a cool mustache, i would probably have to go with the mustache. let's hope -- >> that's certainly true! let's hope it don't come down to that. >> what do you make of this whole process? anything pop out? >> one, for me personally, mr. mchahn, i thought that was a great choice. >> i'm a sports entertainer, but in fact, wrestle mania was in new york, so my big moment, this was my breakout match and thanks to undertaker, they went 15 minutes over. so i many match got cut. so it's like basically going to the super bowl and they took the field away. and i was not really close with mcmahons like that, i worked for them. and i was in the lobby the next day feeling terrible about myself and i had tweeted that night something like you don't know what you love until it breaks your heart, because the

fans were all, blug. and miss mcmahon was sorry that my match got cut. and i was like, you paid attention to me? they had all these amazing moments and she took the time to see me and go up to me when we had not really spoke before. that goes to show just because you are this great business person, you can still be a human being, too. >> i'm a great businessman. i'm not a human being. no, she's actually -- i met her -- i think i met her wons in the lobby at fox and she was a very, very nice person. kat, i want to get you in here and pick your brain or whatever you call that in your skull. poor girl. speaking of a lot of different people, a lot of unusual people. what do you make of like al gore and leo and all that crap? >> i love it. ic it's great. because he's picked the fossil fuel industry's best friend to nominate, but he made it look like he cares about the environmentalist's feelings by saying, i talked to leo and al,

kind of like a husband who agrees to go to couple's therapy. he's lying the whole time, sure. but at least he's giving the appearance that he's trying. >> speaking of appearances, is it me or -- >> works every time. >> is it me or does al gore look like rodney dangerfield now. has he changed? he doesn't get any respect either, but he's literally is turning himself -- >> he doesn't look good. >> erin? >> can i say, the most interesting senate confirmation hearing we'll have for his labor secretary. one, can anyone actually say andrew pud -- >> i had an issue with it you want to say puzner, but it's puzder. >> puzder i hardly knew her. >> but the other -- >> i don't even know what that -- that is inherently meaningless. that is inherently meaningless. >> but he's connected with weird names. like hardee's and carls jr. it's the same place. >> who is carls jr.?

>> a lot of the feminist people are mad at him because he had the ads with the girls in bikinis eating burgers. >> i like those commercials and like that he likes robots. i think that's important. i don't know, ambassador, who carls jr. is. >> i've never been to carls jr.. >> you're not a man of the people, are you? have >> that depends on how you mean that. >> we have to take a break. i'm still going to pepper you with questions. coming up, the greatest story you'll ever here in the next ten minutes. the inauguration is just weeks away and i haven't even dry-cleaned my tuxedo onesie. i love that my shop is part of the morning ritual around here.

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ambassador. so, what will a trump inauguration be like? will everything be plated in gold? there be extravagant food like cocktail weenies and lots of balloons and great music by country singers we forgot about years ago? we have a preview of the festivities. >> i don't know if the generals are going to pay for this. but we will continue working, powerful, beautiful, southern wall. >> that looks like a blast. anyway, protesters might have a hard time finding a place to boohoo. the national park service spokesman says agency rules in place since 2008 give an inaugural committee preferential access to some public areas along pennsylvania avenue, the national mall, and surrounding land. but civil rights lawyers say that the denial approach says permits are unconstitutional and

they're threatening legal action. funny how they weren't threatening that back in 2008. yeah. am i right? and speaking of president barack obama, he had quite the star-studded event with appearances from stevie wonder and somebody named yo yo ma, which makes one wonder who should be the entertainment at president trump's inaugural speech, when the real entertainment is donald trump himself. yeah? yeah, you know. i have some suggestions. poetry reading by willie robertson? would that be -- dunk booth with nancy pelosi? and a gang sta rap performance by nasty newt gingrich. got what you're wearing, tyrus. yeah, i know? >> what's with the chains. >> you're bringing the chain back. >> i've been here a week. martha's rocking gold. you've got to be a gangster to

have a chain? >> yeah, that's how it works around here. >> i guess you made it. >> all right, ambassador, i don't know why there has to be entertainment. why? >> but there's going to be plenty of entertainment at this inauguration. imagine, a wheel hour or more of barack obama squirming during the inaugural address. what else do you need? >> that is true. and you live in d.c. what's your exact address again? no, um, i kid! >> i can walk to the national mall. >> really? >> yes. interesting. i can tell you, i know you're going to ask me about the protesters. >> how did you know? >> well, we've talked about this before. forget the principle. think about it practically. i've been to the last couple of inaugurations. you can't get anywhere near the capitol, so forget it! i know the protesters are very upset about this. they can get as close as they want and get up close to the barricades, but you know, it's not going to matter. >> they're not going to see you. the protest is for -- by the way win mean, a great protest would be a counter-inauguration.

you know, have all the familiar face. have like sarah silverman and lena dunham and green day. green day, which is a poor man's monkeys. and by the way, the monkeys are great. green day is not great. hence the poor man's. i don't know if anybody followed that. kat, that's your name. >> yes. >> it's been said by many in the media that they're not landing any a-list musical talent like madonna or cher, although "a," i hear stands for [ bleep ]. what should the inaugural committee do if they're going like, oh, look, all we have is, you know, i don't know, name somebody that we often see on "fox & friends" in the morning? >> yeah, it doesn't matter. >> okay. >> that's the name of the band! >> yeah. >> they're an emo band. >> the people who are already excited about trump are way excited about trump. like you said, it's going to be entertaining, no matter what. and the people who are not are going to be very mad in the

streets yelling and screaming. and it's not that the happy winners won't care about the people screaming, it's that they will care, it's that it will just make them happier. >> right. >> i don't know if they realize that's how that works. >> yeah. we'll definitely enjoy it. tyrus, what would you like to see? >> a wrestling event. that'd be cool. you know, you could bring rachel maddow in and dress her up as mrs. liberal. maybe some pit fighting. that would be cool. what's funny to me, you were talking about in the beginning, the protesters are now protesting the form. they're beginning to protest the park, because the other group had their paperwork in a year ahead of time. so you're protesting the protest. >> the great thing about activists is they often don't keep up on the paperwork. they don't have the organizational skills, they don't have like neat little piles of paper. they're usually, you know, living in a van. >> they should put the protesters in a cage as the entertainment and give little

crackers, you can feed them. >> don't applaud that! >> that's actually good. >> i'm so good! >> wait a minute, secretary of state death match! you bring in a bat with nails in it, no hitting in the face, go to town! >> that's amazing. that would be incredible. >> can he be on my side? >> i'll take the deputy deal. >> see. you just broke some news. yeah? he said, can you be on my side, which means -- >> see all that training! >> uh-huh. uh-huh. >> boom. >> only for you. >> by the way, i think they should get david copperfield and have him like make like the monument disappear. >> britney spears is making a come back. >> no, nobody wants a dinosaur.

like, who's playing? the president of the united states! let's have so much speeches, maybe a rally, let him do his thing, you know? we don't need to hear like, unless ac/dc is going to come back or something cool like that. but we're going to take care of business. >> kid rock would be fun. on that note, we have to move on. coming up, a story so magnetic, they'll have to pry your eyeballs from the screen. but first, our commander in chief surprised by the rise of isis. how could they have missed that? i guess it wasn't on npr.

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isis on the rise took him by surprise. i almost can't believe it, but listen to president obama's answer in this cnn -- who are they -- interview. >> the rise of the islamic state surprised you. it took you by surprise. it took the administration by surprise? >> the ability of isil to initiate major land offenses, that was not on my intelligence radar. >> translation, it wasn't on the golf channel. so -- golf always works. so where do i start? first, how was it not on the president's radar? it was on my radar. i am barely conscious.

if i could figure isis could expand, why couldn't he? second, president bush told us back in '07 this would happen if we got out of iraq. >> beginning to withdraw before our commanders tell us we are ready would be dangerous, for iraq, for the renagion, and for the united states. it would mean that we would be risking mass killings on a horrific scale. it would mean that we allow the terrorist to establish a safe haven in iraq to replace the one they lost in afghanistan. >> no president can say, i didn't know it was going to be on the test. it doesn't work that way. final point, the president's dropped ball on isis certainly didn't help his party during the last election or hillary clinton. so i guess in that regard, good job, mr. president. well done. ambassador, is the president in some sort of denial? like, he can't -- like, he can't

bring himself to say that he screwed up? >> well, i think that's been a problem for a long time. but look, he was perfectly familiar with isis. he famously said, they're just junior varsity, he didn't have to care for them. so they were on his radar screen. but because he doesn't understand the ideology that motivates the terrorists, he just didn't pay any attention to them until it was too late. and a lot of people have died because he didn't understand it or wouldn't understand it. >> in fairness, a lot of european leaders don't either, don't understand it, don't know what to do about it. >> honestly, comparing us to europeans is not a good way to go. i just wanted to throw that out for -- >> but they're suffering from -- but, you're saying a lot of mass scale attacks in europe over the last couple of years. it's clear that really nobody knows what to do about isis. >> i knew! i knew from day one! >> do you know what to do about isis, though? >> yes. >> what's that? >> you kill them.

i got a million of them. unfortunately, my answer to everything is kill them. >> kill them. >> i'm not -- i understand, though, why he was surprised. because he had this ideal in his head that he was going to be the anti-war president, so anything that didn't fit into that vision, you kind of just don't really pay attention to it? like, we have all ignored red flags before, right? >> story of my life! >> you're technically surprised when you find out that they're cheating on you, but in the back of your head, you were like, i knew bible study didn't go until 4:30 in the morning. >> on top of whatever -- >> what happened to you? >> a lot of things. >> when your book comes out, i'm going to need a tissue -- >> only after my dad's gone can i -- >> but i think another thing that we're forgetting is the beginning also of the politically correct error and we need to lead and let them solve their own problems. we didn't let generals be generals. we pulled it out because it was

the feel-good thing. we basically left the keys -- macaroni in the oven with directions how to cook it, in the middle east, for them to do what they wanted to do. we pulled out and once our presence was gone, it was basically recess, do whatever you want to do and nobody else stopped them. so we literally are responsible, because one, we cleared out the competition and we left. we basically left the field, the tools, and no one did anything about it. and what we said growing up was, you got caught slipping. he thought because of all the praise they got from killing osama bin laden, oh, game over, we did it. all we really did was just help the next man up. >> you know, i have a theory. he didn't want to listen to political adversaries. and he's always been like that. your adversary is correct, he doesn't have the ego to allow himself to accept that they might have a point. he didn't want to feed the idea of slaislamophobia, and he actuy

thought -- i believe he actually said this, or i'm making it up -- he thought taking isis seriously could be complimenting them. he didn't want to give them this grand reputation, which is like a doctor not taking your brain cancer seriously, because you know, you know, you don't want it to get a big head. you don't want your cancer -- we don't want your cancer -- yeah, that was a really weird metaphor. but it worked. it does work. even isis, i think, was kind of offend. they're going like, hey, guys, how many people do we have to behead before the united states cares?! >> not just that, every action movie you've ever seen, the bad guy ignores the -- you know, don't worry about rocky. literally, it's the blueprint of every movie with a bad guy nit. don't worry about him, he can't fight. then the montage of training, where they run on the air every night -- >> yeah, they had a montage. >> it literally inspired him. >> the other assumption he made is that the american public is

so war weary that they didn't want to take that on. but i think that's a lazy assumption. and i don't think that that's quite the case. >> i think that when you're dealing with evil ambassador, people are willing to step up and do something about it. >> it also understates the role of the president. the president's job is not to follow public opinion when american national security is endangered. the president's job is to lead the nation, to explain the threat, and describe what we're going to do to defeat the threat before it kills americans. and backup has consistently failed to do that. >> thank you, mr. secretary. up next, as mr. trump threatens to cancel a deal with boeing, is the president-elect picking winners and losers? and what does this mean for other companies? i'm looking at you, my pillow. ♪

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they had a good run with air force one. this week, president-elect trump threatened to cancel the boeing order for a new presidential plane, saying, $4 billion was out of control. boeing says the contract is only $170 million. but you get the point. trump's trying to get a better deal. he's a cheap dude, which is good. he would have been awesome at extreme couponing. can't you see him holding a sloppy folder of coupons, buying five shopping carts full of gatorade for a nickel? so, mr. president-elect, if you're going to get companies to start giving us better products for our money, why stop with boeing? so hear are my suggestions. potato chips. why not fill the bag full of potato chips?

with actual chips, not air. which is not actually chips. air is not chips. can you please tell the people who make dress shoelaces that if they can't stay tied, technically, they aren't shoelaces. they're just string. we all know this when you buy shoes. is it just me? why am i grinding my own salt and pepper everywhere? isn't that what child labor is for? don't make me work for it. give me back my restaurant shaker. stupid. finally, wet wipes. can we make them truly flushable, please? not for me. i'm not asking -- i'm asking -- i'm asking for someone else. i have no problems in that area, at all. all right. ambassador, he's doing a lot of things, a lot of things. some things i like, some things i'm not crazy about. the carrier thing, it drives my

crazy, because it's like turning small government conservatives into protectionists. am i wrong? >> i think the real issue is not understanding that some of the trade deals we've made are not free trade deal, it's managed trade deal. it is mercantilism and our trade partners don't honor their commitments. so if you don't force them to honor their commitments, it's no wonder we have these problems. but the real answer is lower government regulation, lower government taxation year. allow the repatriation of hundreds of billions of dollars of profits that are overseas, these decisions become a lot easier at that point. >> one more question. you said you were going to tell me something about the air force one bed. >> yeah, on that one you showed, i flew on the first international flight of that, with president george h.w. bush to helsinki to meet gorbachev. the president has a big double bed for him and the first lady or -- >> or whoever. >> or the president and the

first gentleman or whomever, whenever, but it has a big seat belt over it. so they can be tucked in all snug in the bed with the seat belt over it. >> you know, i have one of those in my bed. >> i just violated national security. >> the master bedroom seat belt law. >> i'm in trouble. >> my god. yes. that was interesting. i'll never stop thinking about that for a while. all right, erin. >> you might be bothered by carrier, but the boeing decision was a much different -- well, what he said. i think what people miss on the boeing story is that there was no competition for boeing to get that contract. the air force only went to boeing, because it is the only u.s. manufacturer with the ability to create a plane suitable to the air force one. >> right. >> but maybe if trump were to delay this contract, or the next contract for actually building the plane, not just doing the exploration, maybe some day there could be competition.

and i think that was part of the point. also, he talks about draining the swamp. that's what he's going for there. these government contracts, no big contracts, it's a problem. >> i thought the swamp was goldman sachs, because he's draining that someplace. >> i used that joke last week and it still works. i'm going to use it next week, too. chances are some people might not watch tonight, that might watch next week, kat. so i should use it again. >> you should never say anything else else. >> just continue that drain the swamp joke. what do you think? you're a libertarian. there's a lot of stuff going on here that is not free market, free mind. >> right, when we have the conservative guy meddling in business affairs before he's even elected makes me really, really, really have faith. no, what he said is he believes in fair trade, but he doesn't believe in stupid trade. but this country is all about having the freedom to be stupid. we gave the chipmunks song three

grammys, did you know that? so any -- this am of intervention, the carrier thing really made me worried. right off the bat for him to do these things before he's even president, i don't think -- >> i don't think american companies should be building hotels abroad. how about that? what if president obama in 2008 calls up donald trump and says, can you make all those hotels in the united states? >> i think he would have said no. >> what do you think, tyrus? >> i think he probably would have. but that's not where we're at now. so he's changing things. and i think he's doing things that wouldn't necessarily benefit him if he wasn't in that position anymore, because he's taking on the new position as a president, and from his past experience, realize we feed to change these things because they're not fair. and we need to make them fair. i like what he's doing. the beginning of the question was, is it good or bad? we don't know yet. the one thing, when he called taiwan or taiwan called him. oh my god, china, china they're

military. top five military in the world. usa, usa, usa, usa, usa. we're not sweating anybody. and when it happened, he put a tweet -- what'd china do? sorry about taiwan. we'll deal with that. he's going to make other countries uncomfortable that have been comfortable and quite frankly, got very fat off of us. so now they're going to have to pay back things a little bit. he's doing things out of the box. sometimes you have to do ugly things to make change. i'm wit. let's see what happens. let's see what happens. >> making china nervous again. he's making the world nervous again. it's not bad for a nervous world. i would rather have the world scared of us than laughing at us. yeah! all right. the company that canceled its christmas party because it's in a trump funk. just as well. probably would have sucked anyway. my hygienist said i should think of my teeth like an apple.

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>> you're doing great. >> i said, last-ditch effort, get the horse and the dude in a onesie, and it's going to work. kind of funny. canceling the -- people get very emotional. >> i was wondering, my invitation did not come in the mail. and i just couldn't figure it out. look, if that's the way snowflakes behaved, they were in college and graduate from college, great. because then we'll control the presidency, the senate, and the house as far as the eye can see. go for it. >> yeah! >> it's a pr firm for celebrities. they party every single day. and also what they're showing is they certainly know how to get publicity, because that's exactly what they did here. it's kind of meaningless. >> they ended up on this show. that's what they did. i have this holiday party, kat. if you're really looking forward to the holiday party, it means you don't have enough going on in your life. >> okay. >> she was just telling me how excited she was -- >> skipping around the green

room. i was like, you know what, things aren't going well, but at least i've got two holiday partiparty s where i can eat cheese with my coworkers. yeah, look, it's stupid to cancel the party. if there's one thing i've learned, it's no matter what you're going through, never stop partying. always have partying be there for you. to think they're going to turn to a charitying event. there's partying and there's volunteering. they're both good, but not for the same thing. >> you can do both. you don't have to replace one with the other. i don't know. tyrus, do you think the employers are quiet lly furious over this? >> you know, it's funny, they're sounding a lot more like elitist and less like we are the people. because it's a bunch of -- i'm telling you right now, i don't care who won the presidency or who won what, if there's a party i'm supposed to go at, i'm going to have a good time. and i'm going to celebrate. it's christmas, it's the end of the year. you can celebrate your personal accomplishments and the work you did together, whatever the case will be. but it's not about that, it's

about them and their ego and they're going to donate to a charity and we'll have to wait to see what charity. what's the word i'm looking for? a bunch of [ bleep ]. you know, that's like -- that's literally like, if i were to say to one of my children, hey, we couldn't get the pantsuit donkey to perform at your birthday party, so it's canceled. no party this year. we'll try again next year. if we can get a donkey in there. until then, no matter. >> our hold party could be fun. >> let me give you a warning. nothing good ever happens at a holiday party. i'll tell you why. especially if you're not a drinker or if you're the quiet, decent person at work or the wall flower. you end up having a few drinks amongst company for the first time in a while and then you're without pants, you're arrested, or you're -- this happens at every single holiday party i've been at. it's not the party guy, it's the quiet person that ends up

falling apart, because they don't really drink that often. >> i shouldn't have that problem. i've been practicing all year. >> yeah, you have. >> things like mistletoe and xerox machine s become sexually offensive. >> xerox? >> i'm not going to any holiday parties. i don't believe in them. they're immoral. all right. final thoughts, next. for lower back pain sufferers,

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we're almost out of time, so -- >> what you wanted to say all show, but haven't had the chance to say, so here's your chance to say it right now. >> bolton? >> well, with you know, bill and hillary clinton were a year ahead of me in law school. and i've always said that i've been burdened with them 20 years longer than the rest of the country. now the country is free. free of the clintons.

>> that's so funny. so funny! erin? >> given that no one knows what to do about isis, maybe it's not such a bad thing that trump is appointing all of these generals. >> good point. tyrus? >> well, i have officially been with fox now a week and martha mckown is now mocking my chain. so, mama, i made it, because the white girls are rocking my style. >> all right. kat? >> i want to tell everybody that there is no reason to sit at home on the couch all depressed. get out there and be depressed in public! >> she does a magnificent crying on the subway. all right, thanks to ambassador john bolton, erin mcpike, tyrus,

kat, our studio audience. i'm greg gutfeld. i love you, america. >> first an update from the fox report. a front runner are for secretary the front-runner for secretary of state hahas emerged. tillerson the apparentt run tore run the state department but first. [crowd noise] an exciting game. army beating navy. first time in 15 years and