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>> welcome back. time to find out what we got wrong. >> what is all of this talk about? >> he is going to be performing live in toronto next month. >> really? yeah. congratulations to tucker. china threatened trump with a big stick. i like the part where they talked about the iron curtain. that was original. >> they are going to win this thing. it's tough to bet against them.

>> rob you said the chinese are like the other republicans were during the back during the debate. are you saying trump has not pivoted. >> yeah. so you're saying he is the folcrom. [ laughter ] >> can you talk about getting the translation like maybe they are saying what we think they said and i read the editorial. my chinese may be rusty. several eyes staring at the intrusion. together the team to hijack -- -- the trading partners -- and it seems the high probability.

so i think we're fine. do you think his hands are too big. -- all right. well thank you for explaining that to me. >> you're welcomed. >> i like the idea. gold and bit coins is like for people like me. i want to like bit coins a lot. >> i know. they are doing great.

>> drops the mascot because it's called sexist. you said you would love to be called a lady stallion. >> yeah. >> rob, did you say -- >> yes. inanimate objects. no gender identity. >> but we need a trademark name. >> always a competing project. i have an issue with that as well. >> why are they surprised it's an automated thing. >> and mine is connected. >> i can tell lex to clean my apartment and it does. >> all right l absolutely. >> a couple of stallion names.

horse ease and snowflakes would be good. >> nick you had one. >> you called me winnie. it's gender neutral and it sounds like winning. >> tom you said you had a nickname in high school. >> new year. bigger heart. >> that is why they called him that.

arrested while driving intoxicated. >> you said this is the best customer of all times. this is is the biggest weekly newspaper in wayne county with a circulation of 12,000. what is your circulation? >> better than yours. >> i have no circulation. >> you called the cops names and he didn't refuse to take i'm breathalyzer. according to wayne county times he used the roadside breath test and the station test. >> i read something different. like the gossip page.

>> no. you've got to stick with -- >> 2017 is the year you don't to have talk to anyone. i got excited when you said they are here in new york. >> they serve more than that. >> no. they are all quinoa. >> etsa. >> that is false advertising. >> and it's annoying. >> it doesn't count. >> no. your precious girlfriend is exempt. >> what hobbies do you need cash for? >> none of your business. >> use the breathalyzer. >> okay. lastly, nick you said you think this is a terrible idea because you're not going to save any money. did you miss a part?

>> i enjoy talking to people. >> you ignored when i said that. because i don't like listening to people. >> i don't mind talking. i just don't like listening. >> what is alexa? >> the amazon echo thing. >> you could not get siri. >> siri sucks. >> coming up which tv show has the best opening credits. spoiler alert: as i was researching my family tree, i discovered a woman named marianne gaspard... it was her french name. then she came to louisiana as a slave. i became curious where in africa she was from. so i took the ancestry dna test to find out more about my african roots. the ancestry dna results were really specific. they told me all of these places in west africa. i feel really proud of my lineage, and i feel really proud of my ancestry.

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>> we'll give credit. the title sequence sets the tone for the entire series and the top 75 of all-time here are the very best. at number 10 -- game of thrones -- and let's play snippets. see if you can name them all. sometimes you want to go where everybody knows your name ♪ ♪

>> so great people have -- on the show we can write nasty stuff. they all like each other. >> it's so true. it really is. there was a warmth about it. >> interesting. let's go around the panel. do you agree with the list? no. unblakeable kimmie schmidt didn't make the top 10. i love kimmie schmidt. super stick in her head kind of song. friends opener did not make the list. >> that is universally loathed.

>> not among millennials. >> it's so classic. and the simpsons -- no. >> okay. nick. i just like that you said see if you can name them all. >> i wanted people shouting out the names before we did it. >> let's see if you can name this song. simpson. >> i love the simpsons. one of the greatest shows ever. >> it's not the song. so much the sequence. and it's all about the song. and -- family matters. >> the best. >> ailanthic was in. >> that was growing pains.

>> you know he wrote that by the way. >> the guy that wrote the cheers theme song -- he wrote punkey brewster as well. gary -- i just looked. do you know the whole story. they wrote three different. they kept getting rejected. the cheers theme. and the unused second verse is okay too. all song. and you look up one day and your husband is a girl. so weird. >> now you can watch everything on demand. which opening credits will you sit through and not fast-forward through. so also how was cards has a great opening sequence and opening song. i always watch all the way through. i love it.

>> hbo changed the game. game of thrones -- >> sorpranos is top five for me. >> because they can do that now. it's 30 seconds or 20 seconds of story time so they cut them all. so one little 6 second beat that gets you into the first act. >> that is true. it's sad because some of them are great. like hawaii 50 that was a great opening. it would be in the top 10 for sure. >> miami vice. >> right. and cool night rider. >> fire fly was on there. that is a great one. sets up the mood. star trek i think should had been -- i think star trek was one of the greatest of all times. >> gilligan's island theme which tells you everything that you

know and the first season they didn't do the whole cast -- it was just the rest. >> we're going to assume you never saw the show before. >> same with the brady bunch. >> coming up are dating apps turning everyone into private detectives. we'll investigate after the we'll investigate after the break.

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northern northern -- why wait? yes. a writer notes -- stalking potential partners on-line has become completely -- it's another way of vetting someone before you meet up. armed well only a first name and a hometown snooping sutures can access a personal's political views on twitter. and career status on linked in. i am old fashioned but i prefer to talk people the old fashioned

way -- through the blinds. what do you think? this is a good thing. you put the stuff on-line. i don't think it's a bad idea. people are now meeting on-line. you don't know much about that person. it's not like your best friend introduced you to somebody. >> well i mean that is the thing. if you've got trouble it can hamper your dating prospects. >> absolutely. and i agree yeah it makes sense. however, so much of our on-line presence is cultivated -- the highlight reel and the best of everything but what you see on-line does not match the reality. they can do all the digging that you want but you still might be sitting across the table from a

wear dough. you cannot trust everything you read on-line. >> miss america is the first thing that is going to come up. >> it's really awkward. >> i'm sure he is really embarrassed. like stop talking about this. really. just don't tell the other guys. gee there is a point. this is like going back -- traditionally speaking -- it would be like your friends. to make sure this is not a murderous psychopath but you're not going to find out someone's crimin history. i've committed a crime. i'll hide it from you. >> nick, quickly. what do you think? >> who's coming up with these

elaborate lies about their background. it's just you know -- i don't think it's a problem. >> not a problem. erica.

air trump live in and exclusive. he rakes his news about suspending his charity that benefits kids with cancer. >> i would ask them to abide and allow these highly qualified people to take office or they can start bringing change. >> delegitimizing a president before he is even president. have the democrats are threatening democracy. i'm join live by incoming press secretary sean spicer.