>> that does it for us. we are back in one hour. it's a lot more fun than losing an hourof sleep . >> daylight savings time. >> trump is smiling past the graveyard.>> what? >> smiling president? what the impeachment began >> . [cheering] enough.

>> someone nominated donald trump for the nobel prize. could be real or could be bogus ãwho cares. what took you people so long? [laughter] think about all he is accomplished. stock market is nuts. bigger jobsand numbers and expected. illegal crossings are falling and seven new planets got discovered . [cheering] this guy is amazing. it reminds me of amovie . [music] one man hits fast forwarding changes our lives forever. >> the 20 is a sigh of relief.

other celebrities are eating more. donald trump makes me gain weight. i start the day with liquids ã who doesn't. >> after the morning news i eat pancakes smothered in maple syrup. [cheering] getting fatter and fatter from the batter. i imagine the syrup fingers type out the treats and it sticks to her hands.

it's disgusting. it's arousing. it's trump's fault. >> maybe lena and babs can join forces. babs conveniently neck and purge. >> what else? would also be done?first month on the job he cut illegal crossings in half. how often in life can you cut anything in half and if you are michael moore, never. >> you never share or never split anything ãnot even a hoagie. >> trump reworked obamacare and arrange for settlement was 60 countries to talk about aces. less other things you might have missed. he took time to feed a gremlin. check it out ãso adorable. he taught a cat the shell game. he was doing this in the morning. >> there you go. >> he skydive's without a

parachute. if anyone deserves the prize it's trump. obama won it before he became president. the prize should be awarded not on how much the world loves you but how much they fear you. let's get down on the prize and while you're at it, put them up on mount rushmore right now. how are those other guys up there and not trump? lincoln him and his hat. >> that's not right. >> jefferson had a bird named dick. lucky it wasn't a reversed. in washington, he was the first president. it's easy being first. there was no predecessors. you are the 45th it's a lot to measure up to. trump is not bad. the borders are more secure and

job numbers are up. fuel pipelines being built and failing infrastructures. who knew putin would be such a good president? let's welcome our guest. hosted kennedy on foxbusiness network. harper's magazine, walter kerr. she will need some help happy meals. the fox news contributor. [cheering] finally, a hula hoop with the fox wrestler, cyrus. >> i will start with you. >> you were one of the first

people who said you thought trump would win. i remember this. 50 days ã51 days assessing the performance ãhow do you feel? he is fulfilling his promises. >> he is. he is driving the media crazy. he is selling out the country to russia and yet i haven't noticed any change.ouhe is bringing jobs back from other countries that need them more than we do. i think he's doing fine. we know everything about his phone calls. we know when he gets in fights with people.he is the most transparent administration in history so far because all the spies areleaking everything that goes on. >> he won't shut up about it. you know exactly what is thinking because he treats it .

some things i disagree with and i was very critical of him. he actually means this stuff. >> it's really interesting. there's people on the left. chuck here in the industry. >> absolutely. nancy pelosi. they would have you believe that every thing that he does with every cabinet member that he nominates is the beginning of the end of the republic. it's given him a lot of activity and time to cry will. they have lost their voices. as walter points out, he is doing exactly what he promised to do for people who are supporters this is fantastic news. it's a fulfillment in the likes of which has political allies have never seen but for his sub tractors he is doing exactly whathe promised.

inthe end , we will see how the great experiment plays out but so far , i would have to say he has the edge. >> this is what happened when you don't drink. trump doesn't drink. never have a hangover. you did a lot of work and because you not feeling miserable and you don't want to die. i don't think he's capable of doing nothing. you could not see him lying on a beach or parasailing. i don't think is that kind of person. >> he has to do things because i can't imagine and i will never know. obviously the idea of trumping nominated for the moment nobel peace prize and anyone can nominate but do you know what's more absurd? the fact that obama won one preemptively. that point he had done nothing except for the flag with the peace sign for the oh so it's like liking peace signs is giving you a nobel peace prize.

helicopters just throw him down and just give them to everyone. >> he is acting pretty fast. he delivers policies overnight or promises. >> i am trying really hard to respect the office. trump is doing things and i commend him. the other stuff is not needed. you won. you run the country ãdon't get mad at 6:00 am and maybe he should have a drink. cool, i've beenthere . let me see my kid i never dated her and that's what happens when you drink sometimes. >> they could say you know how trump is but stop with the

extra stuff. your whole cabinet or your credibility is put in a bind because you try to fight the food unproven staff. they say fake stuff about me so watch this. >> is the president of the united states. >> he ordered a congressional bowling trip . >> it's so much better than his predecessor because obama was such a celebrity on the left but what he didn't do was reach out to republicans and people in congress and say hey, let's hang out ãhe chastise a reporter for asking if he would have a drink with mitch mcconnell and president trump realizes that he has to take people who are his greatest attractors ãpeople who attacked him relentlessly and invite them in because they are powerless to the aura from a russian vodka distillery. >> imagine if there were jobs

lost. the media would be in full throat democracy. >> instead there were jobs gained in the only problem is that the media doesn't realize it because they happen to be in places like indiana or michigan where the media never goes. >> it's invisible. >> flyover jobs. >> they don't exist. >> why should i care. >> coming up ãa story that so fresh that you want to wash it's not that was so . a day without a woman strike. cat was there and sadly she came back. >>

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>> second, don't shop at businesses owned by men. translation ãsupport anyone but men. the men makeup 95 percent of liquid raised waste treatment and allow you to flush whatever you flush on your precious day off . it's after eating all that fudge. >> were read. i guess they ran out of grade of things. day go for protesters? blocking roadways shows them what aday without women looks like . 13 women were arrested in new york alone and released with a unspecified court date. one woman who did not get arrested was a shame. >> she showed up for a job which happens to be annoying people on the street. let's see what she found out. >> there is rallies all across the country. i decided to strike it known as working. let's check it out. >> i am working because i can't take a day off because i just know no man can check out these

hot tanks that i crank all day long. >> i am like a hot take machine cranking them out all day long like no one else. >> that is great. >> congratulations. >> i am glad you aredoing your job . >> to hot ãshe could not take them. >> what about the notshopping part ? i am not selling anything today. >> is it okay if i buy stuff if i throw it in. >> i guess i'm doing it wrong. >> i may trump supporter but i feel sad being here because i really want to bond with these women but i don't feel like they would want to bond with me. [laughter] the best thing to do would be to invent a baby that's an improbable. >> that's an amazing idea. >>we have on constables. we should just use that technology . >> i am trying to help the

women. >> i would love an probables. >> there's people in the community the contract for themselves. >> i feel like that too. >> i don't think anyone would say thank you. >> we think about not taking care of your kids #ácustomá i think it's actually really sad. i don't think it's right at all. >> what are you supposed to do? say sorry? send him to chucky cheese? >> i think it's a selfish decision. >> don't send your kids to chucky cheese with some dude. >> i'm not a parent but i feel like it's good advice. >> what you think about workplace issues? >> fish and the microwave is a

feminist issue. >> i am on board. >> they convinced me. i decided to go to the biggest offender where every day is a day without women. >> take your micro aggressive explanation elsewhere i will stay here and protest until it becomes everyone's warehouse did you make any friends? i could see somepotential for some bonding . >> i did not really. it was not very fun.

it was a lot of yelling and you could yell at work but yelling isn't the way to get through to anyone is what i found out. >> i like softly swearing. >> i was suspiciousthat a lot of us did not have jobs .>> asking nudist. >> nudist always bring a towel. and anointment. >> what did you make of this whole thing? >> the guy at men's warehouse told him to stop interrupting her. >> what do you make of it? >> i think it's goofy and it promotes victimization and it doesn't honor the right of the individual to complete this task that is within them and the greatness that shines forth from every human being regardless of gender or sexuality how would your

relationship be ifyou decided to take the day off? they would be laughing. >> nag , nag, nag. >> i was alwayskind of curious . the girls at that march. >> i just thought it was funny because for me, i was excited because i thought wow. a day without woman i could do what i wanted to do. they will be protesting about the things they already have and i was going to have a giant bowl of cap'n crunch and have my friends over and we were going to watch espn. >> my phone kept ringing and i thought hey, ãwhy are you calling me? leave me alone. >> it didn't work out like that. i went to my favorite

restaurant in the same mean waitress was there and i thought why are you here? go outside to be free.>> i wanted to cook for myself with omelettes and brownies. it didn't happen. i felt like i'll be up al bundy they walked in a room and everything. >> women are harder on women than men are.>> what about the bitterness that don't join women. if they see a teacher that didn't take the day off ãhow do they treat her? it's like it's you actually hurt the people that decided not to take the day off. >> let's get serious. my wife teaches journalism and it's a big public school with a big institution that serves immigrants and their family with college students and she has 30 kits to teach there. if she didn't show up 30 immigrants would get an education. i think it's a terrible thing and it's a ridiculous

boneheaded move. also bad for me because i went to hooters that day. i am living in las vegas and i go down to the strip club and i have a friend from out of town. it's like a fat guy painted around his bellybutton saying hello . >> how come they are also strippers. >> we will take a break. up next, a story so jarring with your grandma speeches. a related story with is your toaster sleeping with your

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trump administration tries to drum up support for the republican plan to replace the affordable care act. reporting the rally in nashville with concerns over the gop fighting could derail the healthcare bill. the congressional budget office scheduled to release its long-awaited score on the healthcare act this week including estimates on the number of people likely to cover. it closes in on the northeast. the severe weather watch including new york city and boston. dumping 18 inches of snow tuesday and wednesday. can they see when you p3 your

t.v.? speaking of the agency, the cia ãaccording to the wise and extremely handsome people of wiki leaks i would never want to anger or offend has released internal files that were details of the surveillance capability including the ability to hack into the android phone or a samsung smart t.v.. it made everyone a little bit nervous. thank goodness the fbi director comforted a concerned nation. >> there is no such thing as absolute privacy inamerica. there is no place in america outside of judicial reach . >> i am screwed. >> call those ãall those movies i made. >> i have known for a few years that smart tvs had theability to record you and i have taken full advantage of it . see that camera in the corner right there? see that? it's been watchingyou . >> every saturday night you

should be ashamed of yourselves. >> cleveland close your bathrobe. >> carolyn it's not the way to where a hairbrush. >> everyone ãbe in your best behavior.you can't from topeka. >> if we don't do it from others we do it to ourselves he said no one has the right to expect privacy. i think the next place he is going with this is that we don't have the right to expect

privacy and that's not okay. that compromises our basic freedom. none of this stuff is okay. if this were allfalse and if the leak was a bunch of phony baloney , you would think the clinton campaign would have done what the cia did if it was fake. come out with a strong denial. all they did was say they don't remember signing the details. hackers have the technology and i remember about a kid that was able to turn on my laptop and he got arrested for it in california.

you shouldn't worry about loss of privacy. if you aren't doing anything wrong or you don't have anything to hide,you are a boring miserable person and i don't want to know you. >> and who knows . someday you might have something to hide it's now a hate crime ring and ethnic costume at yale university. >> who knows what will be a hate crime. >> here's my real problem. the cia is doing the job of selling. you are so concerned

about security but you have to think about the fact that samsung and tech companies know about the vulnerability and they might make us more safe becausethere is no such thing as a vulnerability and only the good guys can use it . it opens it up to other hackers in foreign nations or the kid who can turn on the laptop.

you don't need the cia to do it. between 10:00 and 5:00 ãwe don't pick up the phone we can't talk. >> you think it's still good for the tech companies. >> how they feel about these things. >> i completely disagree. i think it's important to come out and say it.

it's better encryption good to know what the government is capable of doing especially when they are interception the business the answer rhymes with yes. >>. [cheering]

today, we bring you sad news. the death of masculinity. nascar probably making things quieter so that fans can talk to each other better. we look back at the long fruitful life of masculinity. >> masculinity was formed in 2000 bc, it was kill or be

killed if you wanted dinner. language wasn't invented so it was key to survival. masculinity was formed and humans thrived. awesome stuff happened around the globe. the.to impress mates so that they would have with you, unless you die. times were good for masculinity, one small step for man fortunately, it was short-lived.

2004 doctors realized something was wrong. the man was spotted in brooklyn wearing jeans that were four sizes too small for him. that same man was spotted with an extra patch of hair on his head in the shape of a general. masculinity could not be saved culminating in this brings us to today. nascar is considering making its cars quieter and that is how masculinity dies. >> tyrus, that was very educational. is wrestling next? >> well. stop. no. next question. >> you don't think that wrestlers would people would want wrestlers to hug. going to a nascar for consist

conversation, you know where they're going, you shouldn't want to see what happens next but you go and you enjoy it. wrestling you go to a stadium to watch guys fight to the death, and then come back and do it the next week. it's what we do. if you take that away, i don't know what i'll do. don't take it so seriously. >> its like going to a church picnic when you want to get wasted and do body shots off strippers. >> you don't do that at a church picnic? >> no. >> if the church is nonjudgmental ? and there is communion and all that. there's forgiveness and all that >> what about nascar, do millennial's go to nascar because this is about millennial

liking nascar? >> they want to have a more social -- because they're losing interest in cars. there's not much to talk about a nascar did you see that cargo around in in a circle was marked i think it'll do it again. >> if like laundry in the dryer. it's like witnessing the doppler effect. that's why you go. that's why you see supercross and stock-car racing, you go for the buzz and the adrenaline and the racing you want your head to ring with the sounds of the engine so that you still hear it when you sleep and have that great memory. >> let's just have starbucks at the event. >> they haven't gone far enough. they should replace the engine with petals and turn the oval

track into a circular pond and call it the national association of paddleboat racing. it could called napper. i like paddle votes. >> i'm a big fan. >> they are misapplying this idea. it smells of desperation, like you're trying to aps and audience. >> the audience wants louder cars. to say that you want the drivers to drink before they drive. >> that's wrong. >> it was 15 years ago and they had that puck that lit up and it was stupid and that the real fans of hockey, no one really wanted it. it was a gimmick. so they stop doing it is like trying to attract someone who's not attracted to you. >> it's like using wiffle balls in the american league. >> my other problem with this is

that nascar is a sport that is all about wasting fuel, wasting energy and the cars aren't going to go as fast if they're quiet. >> it's like they'll talk it out with i statements. >> i like that. i can't wait for the segment. still ahead the inevitable conclusion of the milky way but first a new segment where i see me. see me. don't stare at me. see me. see me. see me to know that psoriasis is just something that i have. i'm not contagious. see me to know that... ...i won't stop until i find what works. discover cosentyx, a different kind of medicine for moderate to severe plaque psoriasis. proven to help the majority of people find clear or almost clear skin. 8 out of 10 people saw 75% skin clearance at 3 months. while the majority saw 90% clearance. do not use if you are allergic to cosentyx. before starting, you should be tested for tuberculosis.

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reading when you got the audition? >> i had played the voice in the demo months before the commercial was a thing when it was still in the pitching base. all i had seen was a picture, a drawing. >> i'm i'm glad you recognized that. daniel day-lewis fully gets into character when he plays someone did you do the same as regular plain irritable bowel syndrome can the whole day be an irritable bowel syndrome smart if you've noticed someone that has bowel issues, i wanted to make sure that that i didn't make fun of it. i came from place. >> it came from a good place. >> it came from an honest good place. >> are you? >> he's so polite.

you're horrible to us why can't you be better to us. >> you're like a bratty kid because i have a neighbor over. >> you're like the step kids. >> he loves you apparently. >> you are hijacking the segment. >> i liked your first name it it's got to play guts. >> it looks like he iran awake here. is that your choice? >> they want to make my character more character re- >> it looks like kathy griffin. >> she has been incredibly supportive. >> she's a wonderful person. has it opened the door for you to play other bodily issues for spark.

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♪ >> a battle brewing in washington over healthcare reform as white house presses for with g.o.p. plan to replace obamacare. democrats are stedfast in their opposition, but the biggest fight may come from within the republican party's own ranks, welcome to a grand new hour of "america's news hq" i am arthel neville. >> and i am eric shawn. trump has been pulling out all heavy hitters, mike pence making a stop yesterday in kentucky, home of one of the bill's highest profiled doubters,