and render the verdict. thanks for watching. greg gutfeld is next. see you tomorrow night for a special justice. goodnight mr. calabash wherever you are. alumina and a few dry alumina out and you take it to your metal processing plant you take it to your smelters, you process that dry alumina powder into liquid aluminum. the smelters aluminum smelters, big aluminum smelters giant aluminum smelters. he started sleeping at his smelters, sabotage and his smelters. a very brutal start by sleeping in the smelters. wragg like i always say whoever smelt it. [applause]

greg: it started with the tweet president trump claims president obama has bugged him. maybe he was wrong although mr. obama has been strangely silent about the accusations. could he be hiding something else besides izbar certificate? it's a joke. anyway critics mock trump and france hope the whole thing would blow over and then masood says this. >> i confirmed the intelligence community collected information about u.s. citizens involved in the trump transition. greg: put me in a week and call me sally. really i wanted you to do that. after the show. maybe trump wasn't totally wrong after all. maybe he was half wrong which makes him half right which among politicians makes him a genius.

which then upsets this guy. >> i can say this the chairman will need to decide whether he is the chairman of an independent investigation to conduct which includes allegations of potential coordination between the trump campaign and the russians or he's going to act as a surrogate of the white house because he cannot do both. greg: in case you don't know that adam schiff. i know you first ottawa sheriff from toy story. [laughter] he gets that a lot. he has fewer features than a pre-paid phone. can you imagine trying to get a description of him to the cops? officer he had to eyes. back to the incidental collection, back to the incident to collection of trumps people. that's not a big deal. we are always incidentally collecting something. it's like your apartment bathroom you can hear through the vent that someone just got dumped by their boyfriend and

the crying to help pass the time after bad meal at taco bell or smelling fish being cooked down the hall. all day in 13j they are boiling cod. either that or he died. i should check on him but the crime isn't the hearing or the smelling. it's the sharing when the victims of collection were en masse and circulated. sure the people were easy to identify but that's like me saying i slept with that because strippers are easy. it doesn't work with the wife and less she is a. let's face it if these leaks were of obama's team the media would suffer from. you would need a tanker full of of -- for that mudslide. this doesn't indicate trump but it does not, not vindicate him. generally speaking what happened is enough smoke to maybe look

like fire and for trump that is a win. it's funny you know when he is losing hands up winning because the nuttiness of his enemies make him right eye comparison. it's like a girl hangs around friend so she appears than her. her back when i was single bar hopping with horse jockeys. [laughter] suddenly i was the tall mysterious stranger. trump appears riechmann surrounded by so much wrong. in fact even if trump makes a mistake it's not like he's going to admit it and nor will his loudest supporters. it reminds me of you know who. if you ask president obama what his biggest mistake was he would say that i was too perfect. the media would nod in unison puffing up like starry-eyed blowfish. [applause]

let's welcome tonight's guests. he is brainier than the zombies branch jonah goldberg national review senior editor. [applause] this man is so sharp that the lens consider him a hate crime. democratic strategists jeff rocha. [applause] she always laughs at the end of old yeller. national reporter review reporter simms. [applause] and finally his seesaw partner's keep quitting. i wonder why. wma wrestler tyrus. before i get into this whole collections versus rushing conclusion thing what is with the sweater cape, tyrus? >> you don't like this. this is style, man. this is hip.

greg: it's like a hipster threw up on your chest. >> this is style, man. i can't wear a tie because i have neck issues. i can't wear the same sweater every week. greg: i'm going to move on now to a serious story. jonah what you think about nunes involving himself with people think is covering for trump and others think ease the heroic whistleblower. >> you know my idea of politicians are what the lab research are to lab animals. you don't want to get too attached. it's easier to stick a needle in a test subject and i know devin nunes and i respect devin nunes. he's a smart serious capable guy. i think economists up. i think he stepped out of line

from the role of oversight in the intelligence committee and he's trying to play the role and walked us back. wragg what do you think, chuck? do you think he might have something? doesn't it kind of helped trump? >> i think it does a little bit but i'm a political consultant so that means i'm a lab rat trainer. a guy who trained small animals. as a democratic consultant i would say that's a good way. way to give your bait a little bit of red meat. he's in a district that 70% republican. this is what you do when you are a politician which makes it our politics bad which make capitol hill broke been periods when proven over and over again. greg: that is why trump has emerged again victorious. i'm trying to keep my bates going.

[laughter] the ukraine will be better than ever. the five-year plan. >> there a lot of things that are still being investigated. we don't know everything yet. i'm concerned about russia. i'm concerned about privacy. i think the best thing to do is to stay worried about everything. and some people say that makes me a pessimist but that makes me fair and balanced. greg: also if you think everything is bad if something turns out good then you are. >> pleasantly surprised. stay worried. greg: tyrus if trump ends up being half right in this new reality of trump it's all right, right? >> i'm cool with that. we don't know what exact way he heard. i understand and democrats are going to say what they are going

to say. this investigation is a wash. you are better off looking out for number one. he probably should have gone to a buzz light year or whatever the guys name is. >> in the bat cave when they show up cool, good looking things. we have got this. he walks in, guess what everyone is there. greg: as a kid i thought by this time in my life i would have a secret hideout. >> i have several. >> i do comets called my apartment traded. greg: no one will find you there until that smell and the neighbor start getting really worried and there's the article in the "new york post" has says she kept to herself. and she was eaten by her cat. >> y.? greg: well there will be more.

you have eight cats written all over you. do you know what this is jonah? it's like you see the russian story and the leak story. the russian story and the russian story are like 20 boze in the street fighting over cigarette. they both cancel each other out. >> i think that's right in the problem is no one wants to walk and chew gum at the same time. the leaking is really bad and everyone thinks that all leaks are the same. what they did by leaking the nsa transcripts are magnitude differences. people should go to jail for years because of what they do but the problem is the people who hate trump tear leaking and their eyes glaze over and the people who love trump they hear the russia stuff and they say that's old news so no one is talking to each other. greg: it's like this. this is what's happening. i just came up with this. do you know what i love? i do have problems.

trump said i must be doing something right i am president and you are not. is that what you would be thinking if you were president? >> he's fighting a losing argument. it's the argument that i've weep with every time i walk into the dnc. we need to change the way we are doing things. he steals a lot of our talking points. greg: he is the best democrat. >> if you don't believe it, ask him. greg: coming up, tom cruise is dead. but first who really is a supreme court justice nominee? is as steve thompson, tom bergeron? i don't know who that is. it's the question no one is asking. [applause]

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over to dupe the nominee. neil gorsuch isn't talking about cases he didn't want to talk about. he refused at every turn which is pretty standard. it was all rather boring so republican senator got around to questions that really matter. >> my wife sent me a text a little bit ago and i'm sure she didn't expect you to read it that how in the world is gorsuch able to go so many hours at a time without being? [laughter] i won't make you answer that the scotus bladder is something that holds her and off. greg interesting. anyway later or possibly earlier, who knows senator jeff flake as gorsuch if he'd rather fight 100 deck size versus? >> my son said ask him if he would rather fight 100 deck size

forces are one horse sized duck? you can tell them i am very rarely at a loss for words. you got me. greg: we did some digging into it and he doesn't have a son. the whole thing was made of. apparently the question is a standard question during such hearings. the most interesting exchange of the hearing came between gorsuch and the junior senator from kansas. >> first question, when i say the name greg gutfeld what's the first thing you think of? >> i think of his fears -- roguish independence. >> that your own to say something else but i am glad he he said independents. anyway what do you think about his last book how to be right? >> it makes an excellent doorstop. >> that reminds they did i see you arguing with a bouncer outside of the club on saturday night? was your name not on the list or what? >> you are right, there were two

lists as i recall and i was not on the first list. >> what do the bouncer say? >> he said you are not on the list. and i said you are right i'm not on the list. >> so you did get in. cool. who would you rather eat and cakes with rosie o'donnell or her biz marquee? >> i don't see why it has to be a choice. >> it's your job to make tough decisions just like this one. >> that's your job. >> how is it my job? forget it, whatever. what would you change about red lobsters cheddar bay biscuits? >> i would not change a thing. >> my friend brian is a big fan of yours. could you wait to him? he is in the back. thanks buddy, good luck in the club. [laughter] [applause]

greg: are you going to vote nay or yea? >> i'm a single issue voter. greg: check here's my theory. these hearings in general. you know when you play tic-tac-toe when it always ends in a? that's what this is. it's a liberal the republicans go after him and if it's a conservative the democrats go after them. white house hearings just vote the nominee. >> you have a lot of people up there asking questions so when they want to be president they want to hire political consultants that are brilliant like me that will take that video and he look how bad these questions are about ducks. he was waving at me. there are a lot of people do want to run for president in four years but the other thing is the good news for the supreme court is if it falls in the

middle of the week when we have investigations on russia and health care nobody in america knew was happening. greg: it just went away. it was like you know there was a fire in the house and nobody cared about it john appeared you can use that metaphor whenever you want. >> he could have just started shouting get these off of me and it would gone right down the news hole. i think hearings are worth having. i do. greg: jonna did you know that law and order sbu is on six times. you can watch that and they do the crossover where you don't even know were attending and they start a new and any think my gosh that guy who was the killer is now the cop. and you are sitting there going what is happening to me and you order something. >> halfway through i realize i have seen it already every time.

>> but the twist arie surprises me. i lost my train of thought jonah. he said something important. why is a good? what's the point? just nominate the guy. you know you are not going to like him. >> clearly he did not waste any of your time. you are watching law and order sbu. the same thing with murder she wrote. she is a serial killer and she is always there. greg: bringing it back to murder she woke. >> i've been spending a lot of time at home trying to learn. the bad targets i personally have to watch and i think he will be a good supreme court justice. i think it's sad when your agendas trying to destroy something. learn something at the end of the regardless of what you are a

republican or a democrat this guy is good for the country and we should give him a vote. [applause] no one wins with obstruction. >> it will be great that they does the fact that you are talking about filibustering. you don't talk about filibuster if things are going well for what you want. greg: gorsuch might be a robot. there was that moment and asked him a question and he said i was out eating a sandwich. that's something a robot would say. it's like yes i do eat food just like you humans. i had a sandwich. he made this movement like no, no we know what you are. he never peas and he eats sandwiches. and he has that gag humor were the jokes don't land. he has that here. he is tom bergeron. a story so thrilling. i no longer live with

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violence corrupted and broke out between trump supporters and protesters. one person was pepper sprayed in another punch in the face. former vice president joe biden telling students at colgate university that had he run for president in 2016, he could have one. he said he did not regret not running, but he does regret not being president. biden says he hopes president i'm robert gray. now back to the greg got filled show. greg: will he be fine without a k-9? the "washington post" pointed out this week that president trump may be the first president or any pets in the white house. if you don't count eric. anyway the paper also noted, i

love eric. the paper also noted the past leaders who benefited from having a dog because dogs generate good press and annual annual -- that's a terrible reason to get a dog. it's. nixon telling that story about checkers helped him out of political hot water and bill clinton walking with buddy during the lewinsky scandal. maybe feel a little sympathy for the guy. although the dog was nervous. and then of course there was president obama walking his prized joe biden. [laughter] [applause] love joe but these are different times and trump is a different president. i'm thinking trump should get a ferocious tiger. he would come in handy. last week really you are voting no on health care? he snuggles. just kidding my tigers name is bruce.

pets have human names. snuggles is the name of his boa constrictor. nothing says keep her distance like a pet that can squeeze the life out of you. jonah, you have a dog. i know about him because it's all you tweet about and frankly its annoying. should trump have a pet? would it make you more likeable? >> he's a crazy germaphobe. he admits it. he does not like germs. greg: dogs are germ buckets. >> i'm wildly pro dog. i would give up my life for my dog. i think having a pet would be a good thing that you are right you can't get a silly dog. that would give bad luck. he's an alpha male type. greg: i'm thinking a honey glider or something. >> something he shouldn't get which is the world's cutest bulldog. my dog slobbers and their spare everywhere and sometimes if you

combined the two he shakes his flopper on everyone around him. they farc all the time. that's the good thing about old dogs. you could be sitting on the couch, all the time. i'm waiting for the time when donald trump walks out at the door the white house and walks out with two of those big white tigers. that would be his kind of pet. greg: i can see that. tyrus? >> donald needs sharks with laser beams on their heads. everyone else has one and no one else can find one. he has one. has to be something cooler something in the moat or the hounds from "game of thrones". greg: he should higher the best scientists in the world to

create a beat that of other animals so it's like a gargoyle, like a dog but it has monkey arms and blizzard legs. kat it would be pretty cool. people are going to hate the pet. >> would be the one pet vet all the hippie liberals hate. the kitten is cute but isn't it problematic when he doesn't speak out about trumps xenophobia and all? you can eat yet. >> it has russian ties you know. at tiger courses from russia. we all knew that. >> but he could also do is get mike pence to transit -- dress up like my little pony. greg: like a plushy. i was into that for a while. >> i have seen the videos. as a matter of fact it's right there on the desk.

greg: i kind of admire the fact that he's ignoring convention. imagine somebody telling him donald i think you should get a pet which you would instinctively go wide, big as you think i should get a pet? no, you should get a half poodle half should sue. he would say i don't give a should sue. you can't [bleep] that. >> like we couldn't see that coming. >> the whole segment was built around a really bad joke. greg: i think it would be great if we had a blue go whale anthony would have to clear out the entire area like a water park. >> it would create jobs. to build the beluga thing.

greg: up next the latest on the terror attac

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greg: on wednesday as terrorists hit london and forget including a police officer. he was shot and killed by police and has been identified as 52-year-old khalid masood. obviously a buddhist. masood was known by authorities for his lengthy crime sheet. he used an suv to plow down pedestrians on the westminster bridge. then he proceeded to the grounds of parliament for a fatally stabbed him police officer keith palmer. isis claimed responsibility saying trump -- masood was an islamic state soldier who carried out targeting the citizens of the coalition. translation, he was a loser.

i'm trying to find it upside to this chalk. there's something about the downsizing of terror because it's like if this is, the weapon right now is a car. at least it's not a plain and maybe it's just temporary until they figure out what's worse but the fact is now they are forced to find other ways to do things and the ways to do things are not as horrifying as 9/11. i think maybe that's progress as horrible as it is. >> i think you are right and i think we have to be vigilant about it. we wake up every morning and we are having our coffee and getting the kids ready for school. i don't want us to get numb to it. democrats or republicans are first job is to secure our country and make sure we keep our people safe. because of what you are saying i think what we were doing is

working but we still have to be vigilant. that's something very important that we should take serious. always be vigilant because it's a natural human element. as a political consultant trying to figure peoples minds you have to keep that in the forefront of what we are thinking. greg: the intent to kill is still the same. for now they have cars. i'm worried jonah like we have the ban of electronic devices. it was kind of blown out of the news and the scary part of that is devices are getting smaller and smaller so the car thing i'm saying maybe that means terror is waning but then i look at this might go know, the measures are shrinking which could be worse. >> i know it's not the craziest funnest topic but there's a lot of intelligence that says al qaeda and the khorasan group are working on all sorts of new

bomb techniques to get past security. this idea that this was just sort of a bigoted attempt to keep muslims from caring lap tops on planes is kind of nonsense. maybe there is policy but there's intelligence that says these guys are trying to come up with new scary stuff. greg: there was a guy that got blown up to kiss he inserted an explosive depository. this happened a couple of years ago. >> i think about the taco bell meals. greg: it feels that way sometimes. ring of fire. tyrus. i look at the vigils when you see people i know it's meaningful but i always feel like sometimes when you see people who are lighting candles that's where it ends. the sentiment, they stop in the sentiment is enough but they don't want to act because they are worried about appearing islamic phobic. they do the vigilant to don't

say was wrong. >> to your point real quick i read a story where an airport was making fun of the idea of not saying able to take your laptit's a joke until it's their plane that is blown up. one of the things on the attack i personally thought was the strength of courage when the attacks are getting smaller and they get these acts of terror. you see them providing first aid and your first reaction is let them bleed in the street. it's hard to show the video shows the resolving character. this man is a criminal and he's a terrorist but this is how we take care of people. you guys are going to change your resolve so for that i commend them. you are right, lighting a candle, and stops there. where are the muslim groups coming out against the staff?

and as a minority if it was a brother who came out and did that and you'd yelled some black group responsibility i would either first one out there. those guys are wrong. >> in terms of the fan this is a guy that came from within. it wouldn't have done any good in this situation. there is never been a lethal attack by a jihadist in this country who wasn't supposed to be here or someone who wasn't a citizen or legal resident. just to say this is the reasoning for the ban. >> i'm not saying the ban that i'm saying this is groups coming out. you are right kat. the attacks in this country for five or done by muslims. most of the attacks are coming from with an but when this happens the wants to claim isis. the groups with the need to come out and say no it's not okay.

that's what spreads the fear. none of the other muslim groups that are this way are coming out we are saying no and we are going to help the vigilant. we speak the language and if we hear different things we are going to report. we are not hearing those things. greg: maybe they are not saying they are doing it because what would happen to them. muslim's killing muslims is the number one pick them. >> when i say never i met since 9/11 so people won't think i'm an idiot. greg: we get enough of that kat produced story so unbelievable you might mistake it for the moon landing. first what president trump's try to keep us safe he's being blamed for ruining spring break. find out why. the pasta

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greg: to muslim's ache for spring break pics of buzzfeed "buzzfeed" reporter, never miss him describes the struggle on spring break for american muslims and of course it's donald trump so. apparently the annual trip to

mexico speeches as many of them worrying about being detained in airports or asked personal questions so they are opting not to go at all. as hannah allen writes quote one school of thought is to push back and travel anyway. with muslims turning their honeymoon in paris into small accepted science. that will show the president. especially when you consider according to the u.s. department of -- 39% of americans have passports which means 59% international travel is the possibility at all but i suppose it would be difficult when their friends and home videos like these.

he truly is the real winner in that picture. do you feel bad that donald trump is ruining spring break? >> first of all what looks like neil gorsuch after party. i've only been to israel once even though people who e-mail me and all caps think i'm being paid by masood because i have a jewish name but anyway if you go to israel every single person gets asked 10 or 15 minutes of personal questions so the upshot is this is like a lot of the profiling controversies. the upshot of this position is because people from a muslim background of name are being asked personal questions the only way to make this fair is if we ask everybody these kinds of questions. that is to say we shouldn't prioritize anything and that

means a bunch of rich kids who happen to be muslim from bryn mawr have a harder time going to chicago my violin is busy with other problems. greg: chuck could this be donald trump's greatest achievement? you might help and spring break. nothing good comes from spring break. muslim parents should be saying thank god my kid can go to mexico and end up passed out. >> is real incidental collection. >> i think there a lot of muslim parents who feel that exact same way. if i don't say a word sir you need to come over here. there's a special room that they take you. you know you are in trouble when they take in a special room because no one can see you in a special room. no, no, i want to stand where everyone can see me.

i sound like an old white man when i talk. they profile me anyway. there's a serious issue to be made. his eyes going to be a certain amount of discrimination and their size going to be a certain amount of things that are going to happen and we should not be judging all muslims by the act of a few crazy muslims. greg: what about this, can we judge all the students by the craziness of all students because i hate the idea kat of spring break. throw every single common sense in your body to the wind and have sex with horrible people. i'm not speaking from experience but how about this at least donald trump is bringing spring break back to the united states instead of going to mexico. the jobs are coming here. i got applause.

>> a spring break travel ban with an interesting one. all these horrible kids. spring break for me i went to florida with my friend katie's family and we ended up getting in a huge fight over a cd. i didn't get a passport until a year ago so i don't feel bad that you can't go on your kanke and senior thug vacation and show videos of yourself to working on the funds that your parents also bought for you. they can go. it's not an offense right now. you can go to syria and come back. it's completely unfounded and it makes me a little mad. greg: i can tell. tyrus i stopped going to spring break after a tan injury. it's a many hours to get that stuff out. >> welcome to the club. everywhere i go even in my

fabulous sweater cape. there are certain places i like to go. beverly hills. where. c-span: i'm going to get stopped. the get profile. part of the game. it's going to happen and sometimes if you are crazy redneck you will get profile too >> tell me about it. >> they are profiling me but if i go to the airport is the same thing. greg: i only get profile than the public library and for good reason. >> that's way worse. greg: there is no reason why i would be in the public library. i have no pass. final thoughts are next. i know, we need to talk about this. it's time. it is a big decision for us...

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greg: we are running out of time. i will be the james madison institute giving a speech. greg: excellent. and congratulations to my step the american association of political consultants. we call it the oscars for ugly people gave buffalo worse my crew at the award show in california. congratulations. greg: you have our work shows for analyst? they make comments about hollywood. >> my condolences to mr. jim ross on the passing of his wife. she was a wonderful lady who is always so sweet to me. >> i miss dunker rues. greg: that's good for you. thanks to jonah goldberg, chuck

rosen kat timpf and tyrus. i'm greg gutfeld. we love you america. >> do you think a female can be the face of anything? >> we are going to a place that i want to go. to me than you think is an important thing to talk about? >> i'm not an exper >> of course not you're a man. do you think about how society might react to it girl. >> not necessarily but it's possible. >> great so do you think rich away would be more or less popular she started drawing a goatee on her face to look like i fear he? >> at this time i want to avoid answering but it would depend upon a whole lot of circumstances. >> like if the goatee was a full beard the new consider her? >> i think that's fair.

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