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the latest exhibition included in the price. the yoga instructor spotted something similar well they visited new york city. decided to bring this practice to europe and themuseum's hopes it will attract more visitors so you can do yoga. look at the art. >> we will see you in one hour, we hope . see you then. >> smelters, you process that dry alumina powder into liquid aluminum. the smelters aluminum smelters, big aluminum smelters giant aluminum smelters. he started sleeping at his smelters, sabotage and his smelters. a very brutal start by sleeping in the smelters. wragg like i always say whoever smelt it. [applause]
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greg: maybe he was wrong.mr. obama has been strangely silent about the accusation. could he be hiding something else? something besides his birth certificate [laughter] it is a joke. anyway ãcritics mock trump and friends hope the whole thing would blow over. devin nunes says this. i recently confirmed the intelligence community incident only collected information about the us citizens involved in the trump transition. put me in a blonde wig and call me sally. [laughter] really ãi want you to do that. >> maybe trump wasn't totally wrong after all. maybe he was just half wrong. it makes him half right among
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politicians. it makes him a genius.enthen it upsets the sky. >> i can't say this. the chairman will need to decide whether he is the chairman of the independent investigation into conduct which includes allegations of coordination between the trump campaign and the russians or he will act as the white house. he cannot do both. in case you don't know, it's adam shift. i know you first thought it was sheriff woody. it gets that a lot.[laughter] he has fewer features than a prepaid phone. >> could you imagine trying to give a description into the cops ãofficer, he had two eyes. back to the incidental collection. this is not a big deal. we are always incidentally collecting something. someone just got dumped by your
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boyfriend. the crying helps pass the time. after a bad meal at taco bell. [laughter] it's like smelling the fish cooked down the hall. the guy in 13 j is boiling caught. either that, or he died. >> i should check on him. the crime is that the hearing or the selling ãit's just the sharing. whenthe victims were unmasked and circulated , the people were easy to identify. it's like me saying i slept with the stripper because the strippers are easy. it does not work with the wife. unless she is the stripper. [laughter] let's face it. if these leaks were of obama's team, they would suffer from outraged diarrhea. you would need a tanker full of dependents to stop that mudslide. this does not vindicate trump but it does not not vindicate him. he may have been wrong specifically but generally speaking, what happened is
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enough smoke to maybe look like fire. for trump, that is a win. it's funny ãeven when he's losing hands up winning because the nuttiness of the enemies make it right by comparison. it's like when a girl hangs around chubby friends so she appears more thin. [laughter] back when i was single, barhopping with jockeys. suddenly, i was the tall mysterious stranger. trump appears right when surrounded by what's wrong. even if trump makes a mistake, it's not like he will admit it. it reminds me of you know who. if you ask him what his visit biggest mistake was he would say he was too perfect.the media would not in unison and puckering up like starry eyed blowfish.
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he is bringing her than a zombies brunch. jonah goldberg and the senior editor. [applause] this man is so sharp that balloons consider him a hate crime. democratic strategist jennifer rocha. she always laughs at the end of old yeller. national reports review and finally, the seesaw partners keith living. [laughter] i wonder why. wrestler, tyrus. [cheering] before i get into this whole collection versus russian collusion thing, what is with this sweater or cape? >> this is the style. it's hip. >> no it's not.
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>> it's like a hipster throw up on your chest. >> just threw up ãthat means you are short. they made this for me and it's called a hoodie cape. here's my neck issues. my neck is bigger than the tie. i can't read the same sweater every week. what you think about noon as involving himself? people think is covering for trump another think he is the heroic whistleblower. >> i'm convicted. my attitude towards politicians is what lab researchers are towards lab animals. you don't want to get too attached because it's much easier to stick a needle in test subject 40 7b rather than fluffy.[laughter] i knowdevin nunes and i respect him. he is a smart , serious guy.
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i thank you messed up. i do. >> i think he stepped out of line from the role of oversight for the intelligence committee and he is trying to play a double role. that's why he is trying to walk this back. >> what you think, chuck? doesn't this kind of help trump? >> i am still going back to the political consultant. i am also a lab rat trainer. i trained small animals. he is pivoted wonderfully. even as a democratic consultant. i say, that's a good boy. way to give your face a little bit of red meat to keep them involved. watching him but still keeping him out there. he is in a hard position.he is in the district that 70 percent republican and he needs to make sure he feeds his face to make sure he doesn't get republican opposition. it makes it bad ãit makes our politics bad and makes washington broken. >> that's why trump has emerged again victorious.
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i amtrying to keep my base going. [laughter] that is right . >> it will be better than ever. >> it'sa five-year plan. >> that is terrible. >> there's a lot of things still being investigated. we don't know everything yet . i'm concerned about russia and privacy.i think before we know everything the best thing to do is stay worried about everything. some people say it makes me a pessimist but it makes me fair and balanced. >> also ãif you think everything is bad and something turns out good , you are kind of happy. >> just don't prejudge. you have to stay worried. >> if trump ends up being half right in this new reality, it is all right. right? >> look, he goes before democrats. i'm cool with that. he heard something and we don't know what exactly that he thought it was helpful to let the president know so i understand.
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the independent democrats will say what they want to say. investigations are a wash. he's better off looking out for number one.the issue is that he told the media. >> he got out there and should have gone to a buzz light year or whatever his name is. >> noah has a secret rendezvous anymore. good looking. we have this. they just walk in and say hey, ãguess what. everyone is there and says it a secret hideout. it's true. >> even as a kid, i thought by this time in my life i would have a secret hideout. >> i do ãit's called my apartment. [laughter] no one will find you there until there is that small and the neighbors start getting ready and worried. >> there is the article new york post that says she kept to herself. >> she was eaten by her cats. there will be more.
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you have eight cats written all over you. you know what this is? it's like the russian story in the league story. the russian story is to hobos. it'sin the street fighting over one cigarette . it's like they cancel each other out. >> you know that's right. no one wants to walk and chew gum at the same time. the leaking is really bad. the problem is they think everything is the same but what transcript is like magnitudes of difference. people should go to jail for years. the people who hate trump here and their eyes glaze over. the people who love trump ã they are here the hearing the russia stuff and they say it's old news. >> it's just like this. it's a close up. this is what happens. i just came up with this.
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i love what's happening. >> i do have problems. "time magazine"said i must be doing something right. i'm president and you are not . isn't that what you are thinking? >> every time i wasabout to lose an argument . [laughter] it's the argument that i leave with whenever i walk into the dnc. everything is great and wonderful. have you not notice to the president is? we change the way we are doing things because he steals a lot of the talking points. he is the best democrat. ask him. >> is true. comingup ãtom cruise is dead . making top gun two. it's a shame ãi love the volleyball same and anyway ã who is supreme court justice nominee ãis it steve thompson? i don't know who that is. the question no one is asking. [cheering] they hope you fall
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short of the highest court. during confirmation hearing senate democrats tried over and over again to duke nominee neil gorsuch into talking about cases he did not want to talk about. he refused it at every turn. that is pretty standard. it was all rather boring until the republican senator got around to the questions that matter. >> my wife sent me a text message and said, i am sure she did not expect me to read it but how in the world was she able to go so many hoursat a time without peeing. >> i won't make you answer but , the scotus bladder is something the whole country country stands and all in. >> anyway ãearlier or later, senator jeff lake asked if he wanted to fight a duck or a horse. >> it's one horse sizeduck .
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>> what is that. >> you got me. >> we did some digging. the whole thing was made up. the question is a standard question during such hearings. >> it was still an interesting exchange. between gorsuch and new kansas. >> first question ãwhen i say the name greg, what is the first thing you think of.>> you think of him as being fierce or rugged or independent. >> i thought you were going to say something else i'm glad you said independent. whatdo you think about his last book ? how to be right? it makes an excellent . >> savage. they see you arguing with the bouncer on saturday night? they clearly did not let you in? they were to list.
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i wasn't on the first list. >> that sucks. he said deal. you're not on the list. i said you are right ãi am not on the list. >> you did get in. >> who would you rather eat pancakes with? rosie o'donnell or bismarck he. >> i don't know why it has to be a choice.>> it's tough decisions just like this one. >> it has to be your job. >> how is that my job? forget it ãwhatever. what would you change about red lobster cheddar bay biscuit. >> i would not change a thing. >> that was a trick question.
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is it where you vote yea ornate. >> i am a single issue voter. >> the issue is cheddar bay. >> here's my theory. these hearings in general are like when you play tic-tac-toe italways ends . that's what this is. a liberal or the republicans go after them. ifit is a conservative , it just ends with hearings. have the vote in moment that you nominate. >> you have a lot of people asking questions who wants to be the president. when they want to be president, they want to hire a chronicle consultant who take the video and say ãlook how good of a democrat he is. he was waving at people. >> there was a lot of egos in there. surprise, surprise.
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the other thing is that there is good news for the supreme court justice. if it falls in the woods in the middle of the week where we have investigations in russia and healthcare and all these things ãno one in america even knows it's happening. there is a fire in the house. leaky bathroom. you can use that metaphor whenever you want. >> he started just shouting and it could have just gone down the news hole. i think the hearings are worth having. i have to do something during the day. >> it's sad. >> you know law and order: svu is on six times. you could watch that. you do the crossover where you don't even know if it ends and you do a new one. you order something and you cried. >> halfway through you saw already. >> all the time. >> you know.
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the twist alwayssurprises me. i lost my train of thought . >> i had noticed that. you said something important. the hearing. >> what is the point? nominate the guy. clearly it did not waste your time. you are watching law and order: svu.she is a serialkiller. she's always there. >> bring it back. it's murder she woke . >> again ãnothing to do with my homemade sweater. i was spending a lot of time at home and trying to learn. i have a lot of respect from him. i thank you will be a good supreme court justice. i think it's sad when your
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agenda is to destroy something. you this guys good for the country. he is good. >> the fact that they are talking about filibusters ã things are going well for what you want. >> if you notice that's a moment where you ask a question you say, he is out eating a sandwich and that something that a robot would say. yes, i eat food just like you. i had a sandwich. he made this movement and you said we know what you are. he eats sandwiches.he's got that data humor. the jokes don't land. he is. it's a story so thrilling. you will buy a ticket to ride it. president trump. can i volunteer?
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focusing on the future. hoping for a better success in the next big battle of tax reform. despite the setback, the chief of staff telling fox news sunday that the president remains committed to his agenda. the search is on for anyone connected to a deadly overnight shooting in cincinnati. 27-year-old man is dead and a dozen others are hurt after gunmen opened fire inside of a crowded nightclub. one victim reportedly clings to life in criticalcondition. officials say began when a group of men got into a fight inside the club . so far, no arrests have been made. i am marcel nevill. see you at the top of the hour. >>. >> will he be fined? without a canine? the "washington post" pointed out this week that president trump might be the first ever president in 500 years. not to have a dog or any pet in the white house. don't counteric . >> the paper also noted ãi love eric.
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[laughter] the paper also noted that the past leaders who benefited from the dog because dogs generate good press in may bridge the political division. it's a terrible reason to get a dog. [laughter] nixon tells the story about checkers helped them out of political hot water. bill clinton walking with buddy during the lewinsky scandal. made you feel little bit of sympathy for the guy. there is president obama walking his prize joe biden. i love joe. these are different times and trump is a different president. i thank you should get a ferocious tiger. he comes in handy.
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donald trump. the best dogs. >> they far all the time off mark that's a good thing. it wasn't me ãit was apache. >> all time. >> i'm waiting for the time it donald trump walks out in the white house with two of those big white tigers. do you remember the ones that hit the guy? >> that would be his kind of pet. >> that's not classy enough. donald trump needs laser beams. he needs a raptor and no one else can find one. he's the only one has one. something cool. or, the hound from release that. >> he should hire the best scientists in the world to
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create a beast out of other animals. it's a dog with monkey arms. lizard legs. >> it would be pretty cool. no matter what pet he gets ã people hate him. >> it will be the one pet that all theliberal hippies take . i know the kitten is cute but isn't it problematic? it's the one pet. you can eat it. the pet had russian ties. >> the entirecourse with russia.we all knew that .>> he wants to intimidate people. what he wants to do is get mike pence with it being like my little pony. >> like a slushy. >> it's not like i hid the video. >> i kind of admire the fact
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that he is ignoring convention. imagine someone telling him, donald ãi thank you should get a pet. he would say why ãbecause you think i should get one? >> he should get a sheep who. half poodle half should sue. he says i don't give a ship zoo. you cannot believe that. amazing little thing. i would think it would be best if he had a volusia whale. carried out targeting the
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i'm trying to find it upside to this chalk. there's something about the downsizing of terror because it's like if this is, the weapon right now is a car. at least it's not a plain and maybe it's just temporary until they figure out what's worse but the fact is now they are forced to find other ways to do things and the ways to do things are not as horrifying as 9/11. i think maybe that's progress as horrible as it is. >> i think you are right and i think we have to be vigilant about it. we wake up every morning and we are having our coffee and getting the kids ready for school. i don't want us to get numb to it. democrats or republicans are first job is to secure our country and make sure we keep our people safe. because of what you are saying i think what we were doing is
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working but we still have to be vigilant. that's something very important that we should take serious. always be vigilant because it's a natural human element. as a political consultant trying to figure peoples minds you have to keep that in the forefront of what we are thinking. greg: the intent to kill is still the same. for now they have cars. i'm worried jonah like we have the ban of electronic devices. it was kind of blown out of the news and the scary part of that is devices are getting smaller and smaller so the car thing i'm saying maybe that means terror is waning but then i look at this might go know, the measures are shrinking which could be worse. >> i know it's not the craziest funnest topic but there's a lot of intelligence that says al qaeda and the khorasan group are working on all sorts of new
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bomb techniques to get past security. this idea that this was just sort of a bigoted attempt to keep muslims from caring lap tops on planes is kind of nonsense. maybe there is policy but there's intelligence that says these guys are trying to come up with new scary stuff. greg: there was a guy that got blown up to kiss he inserted an explosive depository. this happened a couple of years ago. >> i think about the taco bell meals. greg: it feels that way sometimes. ring of fire. tyrus. i look at the vigils when you see people i know it's meaningful but i always feel like sometimes when you see people who are lighting candles that's where it ends. the sentiment, they stop in the sentiment is enough but they don't want to act because they are worried about appearing islamic phobic.
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they do the vigilant to don't say was wrong. >> to your point real quick i read a story where an airport was making fun of the idea of not saying able to take your laptop on the plane. it's a joke until it's their plane that is blown up. one of the things on the attack i personally thought was the strength of courage when the attacks are getting smaller and they get these acts of terror. you see them providing first aid and your first reaction is let them bleed in the street. it's hard to show the video shows the resolving character. this man is a criminal and he's a terrorist but this is how we take care of people. you guys are going to change your resolve so for that i commend them. you are right, lighting a candle, and stops there. where are the muslim groups coming out against the staff?
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and as a minority if it was a brother who came out and did that and you'd yelled some black group responsibility i would either first one out there. those guys are wrong. >> in terms of the fan this is a guy that came from within. it wouldn't have done any good in this situation. there is never been a lethal attack by a jihadist in this country who wasn't supposed to be here or someone who wasn't a citizen or legal resident. just to say this is the reasoning for the ban. >> i'm not saying the ban that i'm saying this is groups coming out. you are right kat. the attacks in this country for five or done by muslims. most of the attacks are coming from with an but when this happens the wants to claim isis. the groups with the need to come
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out and say no it's not okay. that's what spreads the fear. none of the other muslim groups that are this way are coming out we are saying no and we are going to help the vigilant. we speak the language and if we hear different things we are going to report. we are not hearing those things. greg: maybe they are not saying they are doing it because what would happen to them. muslim's killing muslims is the number one pick them. >> when i say never i met since 9/11 so people won't think i'm an idiot. greg: we get enough of that kat produced story so unbelievable you might mistake it for the moon landing. first what president trump's try to keep us safe he's being blamed for ruining spring break. find out why. the pasta z28cnz zwtz
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worrying about being detained in airports or asked personal questions so they are opting not to go at all. as hannah allen writes quote one school of thought is to push back and travel anyway. with muslims turning their honeymoon in paris into small accepted science. that will show the president. especially when you consider according to the u.s. department of -- 39% of americans have passports which means 59% international travel is the possibility at all but i suppose it would be difficult when their friends and home videos like these.
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he truly is the real winner in that picture. do you feel bad that donald trump is ruining spring break? >> first of all what looks like neil gorsuch after party. i've only been to israel once even though people who e-mail me and all caps think i'm being paid by masood because i have a jewish name but anyway if you go to israel every single person gets asked 10 or 15 minutes of personal questions so the upshot is this is like a lot of the profiling controversies. the upshot of this position is because people from a muslim background of name are being asked personal questions the only way to make this fair is if we ask everybody these kinds of questions. that is to say we shouldn't prioritize anything and that
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means a bunch of rich kids who happen to be muslim from bryn mawr have a harder time going to chicago my violin is busy with other problems. greg: chuck could this be donald trump's greatest achievement? you might help and spring break. nothing good comes from spring break. muslim parents should be saying thank god my kid can go to mexico and end up passed out. >> is real incidental collection. >> i think there a lot of muslim parents who feel that exact same way. if i don't say a word sir you need to come over here. there's a special room that they take you. you know you are in trouble when they take in a special room because no one can see you in a special room. no, no, i want to stand where everyone can see me. i sound like an old white man
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when i talk. they profile me anyway. there's a serious issue to be made. his eyes going to be a certain amount of discrimination and their size going to be a certain amount of things that are going to happen and we should not be judging all muslims by the act of a few crazy muslims. greg: what about this, can we judge all the students by the craziness of all students because i hate the idea kat of spring break. throw every single common sense in your body to the wind and have sex with horrible people. i'm not speaking from experience but how about this at least donald trump is bringing spring break back to the united states instead of going to mexico. the jobs are coming here. i got applause. >> a spring break travel ban
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with an interesting one. all these horrible kids. spring break for me i went to florida with my friend katie's family and we ended up getting in a huge fight over a cd. i didn't get a passport until a year ago so i don't feel bad that you can't go on your kanke and senior thug vacation and show videos of yourself to working on the funds that your parents also bought for you. they can go. it's not an offense right now. you can go to syria and come back. it's completely unfounded and it makes me a little mad. greg: i can tell. tyrus i stopped going to spring break after a tan injury. it's a many hours to get that stuff out. >> welcome to the club. everywhere i go even in my
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fabulous sweater cape. there are certain places i like to go. beverly hills. where. c-span: i'm going to get stopped. the get profile. part of the game. it's going to happen and sometimes if you are crazy redneck you will get profile too >> tell me about it. >> they are profiling me but if i go to the airport is the same thing. greg: i only get profile than the public library and for good reason. >> that's way worse. greg: there is no reason why i would be in the public library. i have no pass. final thoughts are next. i had colon cancer.
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greg: we are running out of time. i will be the james madison institute giving a speech. greg: excellent. and congratulations to my step the american association of political consultants. we call it the oscars for ugly people gave buffalo worse my crew at the award show in california. congratulations. greg: you have our work shows for analyst? they make comments about hollywood. >> my condolences to mr. jim ross on the passing of his wife. she was a wonderful lady who is always so sweet to me. >> i miss dunker rues. greg: that's good for you. thanks to jonah goldberg, chuck
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rosen kat timpf and tyrus. i'm greg gutfeld. we love you america. >> do you think a female can be the face of anything? >> we are going to a place that i want to go. to me than you think is an important thing to talk about? >> i'm not an expert. >> of course not you're a man. do you think about how society might react to it girl. >> not necessarily but it's possible. >> great so do you think rich away would be more or less popular she started drawing a goatee on her face to look like i fear he? >> at this time i want to avoid answering but it would depend upon a whole lot of circumstances. >> like if the goatee was a full beard the new consider her? >> i think that's fair. >> are there other issues that
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