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facebook and follow me on twitter, and on instagram@judge -underscore janine. tune in tomorrow for another special live sunday edition of justice at 9:00 p.m. thank you for being with us. >> this is a fox news alert. moments ago breaking is that knows all coming today. we learned that president trump has fired fbi director, james comey. >> gregg: behold, the mo ap,
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mother of all presidents. that's right. president trump did it again by firing james comey, causing the media to dissolve in rapid clouds of hot steam. >> this was an extraordinary moment in american history. >> gregg: you bet it is. it's a grotesque abuse of power by the president of the united states. the timing now looks like it's connected to russia no matter what the president says. this is where will become a political hot potato. >> a little with a fascism. a little with of, i don't care about the law. >> with a fascism. i believe that is my new cologne. a whiff of fascism. i wear to the clubs. you had birds freaking out over a sudden noise, was that, against shot, a car home,
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squirrel. panic is so exhausting but it's great for ratings. for now, it's about one thing. >> the whole idea and in your network you want to talk about russia, russia, russia, marsha marsha marsha, russia, russia, russia. >> how you guys. >> gregg: that's how i feel, every time. that's true. look at rachel maddow, it's all russia, russia, russia. if russia is rachel's watergate, then comey is her arch -- he's a special prosecutor to do the watergate case. >> what nick seconded, he looked the president and the i am a not do that. yes, he did get fired.
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>> gregg: let's just admit, that's a great name. nobody is naming their kids that anymore. but the left are delirious to a point that even comedians become disoriented. >> a huge a story that broke minutes ago, less than ten minutes ago, fbi director, james, has been fired by donald trump. [applause] huge, huge donald trump fan here tonight. >> gregg: i don't think he expected that response. but, that is what happens when your assumptions and your audience don't match. like, when you think benghazi is hilarious. since last september fox news has been pursuing the story doggedly to uncover how the administration blew it. when they blew it, why they blew
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it, and how they will continue to have blown it. most importantly, how is this a car still burning? [laughter] so, forgive us if we do not share your outrage over comey when you find tragedy coverage so damn giddy. but firing comey should've been welcomed. he's a walking math book presented problems for everyone. trump, by firing him is the dog presenting a copper to his owners. now, the owners are scolding h him. so given the timing that the reason that comey is fired is because donald trump was to cut off any investigation. >> fbi director, james comey is so inappropriate that it's hard to know it to begin.
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>> i told the president, mr. president, with all due respect you are making a big mistake. the republicans will be trying to impeach you right now. >> but it's not. [laughter] i'll take it. so, donald trump flipped at the script. he made the people who condemned comey now defend him. making them look like -- it the firing was shocking, it was necessary. trumps method was harsh, it's kind of the same way tycoons break up with her girlfriends. the daily wire recalls how mr. trump told marla maples he was divorcing her. he first tipped off the new york post and when the paper came on he left a copy of in front of her door. the headline said, donald is divorcing marla.
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it's harsh, but how is it not awesome. i assume she saw coming. as i assume comey did too. when everybody says you doing a bad job, don't be surprised when you don't have one. [applause] [applause] let's welcome tonight's guest, it doubles as a letter opener, host of talk radio, amanda head. [applause] 's wit, it's so dry a used to soak up unsightly spills. writer and comedian david angelo. [applause] she is always the first to think the worst. the fox news specialist, catherine tim. [applause]
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and -- actor and former bodyguard and plus size model and my massive sidekick, tyrus. [applause] amanda, welcome to the show congratulations, hope you don't scrub. obviously the media is going crazy over this. maybe the rollout of the firing isn't that great, what are your thoughts? >> the rollout wasn't great, i kind of wish trump had gone more in the unconventional direction. instead of leaving comey in l.a. and firing him from afar i wish you would've let him come back to the dca come into the oval office, given him an atomic wedgy and let him try to feel his way out of the white house. and by the way, you're fired. >> gregg: that is pretty cool. an atomic wedgy.
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>> it's not pleasant at all -- >> actually my major in college. greg: yes, yes. [laughter] >> very good at it. no, i was definitely the giver. wedgie specialist. greg: there you go. lioujj5> maybe, i don't know. greg: that's good. glad we're prepared. james comey better hope there are no tapes of our conversations before he starts leaking to the press. everybody goes crazy over this again. i have a trump is the least interested in what he says. what are your thoughts? >> yeah. he's just like freestyling. this is an interesting idea, maybe there's some traction here. greg: yes.laugh. >> and then he puts it out, and people are like, oh, my god, the constitution. [laughter] and he's like, what tweet?
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greg: he's already forgotten about it. what's your take on the comey firing? is this as monumental, as big as people -- >> well, everybody hated him. greg: yeah. >> and then people say the timing is weird, but when could you have fired him? >> it is weird. >> when could you have done it? >> okay. i like to think of this as let's say you got into a big fight with your boyfriend, and you did something awful, and you were sure he was going to break up with you, and he didn't. then three months later he breaks up with you and says it's because of that fight, you're going to think something else is going on. especially if he was, like, kind of getting a little close with someone named jennifer, and there was no proof of them actually colluding, you would still have your suspicions and probably hire a -- >> wait, it's breaking news that donald trump is cheating? [laughter] >> no, but to piggyback -- >> it's called an analogy. >> i got it. >> to piggyback on her analogy, the timing is -- not to disagree
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with kat, but i'm going to fix on her point she made. here's the real truth. what he did was a fireable offense, and he got a pass. and both sides, we hated him for what he did. when he testiffed, and your boss is watching you testified and you are basically saying you are sick to your stomach at the results of your actions that you think determined who our president is, you say that and you're now taking him back to what you did back then, he's going to fire you. >> wait -- >> you brought it back. to your boyfriend point -- [applause] >> no, not yet! let me finish! i studied for this. [laughter] [cheers and applause] >> to your point, your boyfriend you did something horrible. three months later it showed up on your facebook memories, and you're like, oh, that was so funny, you cried so hard back then. he goes, right, you know what? i'm out. it came back. >> my problem or -- >> you have so many problems. if you have, give a special
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prosecutor on trump -- greg: right. >> -- and one on hillary. greg: yeah, there you go. >> everyone's happy. see who gets to the finish line. greg: exactly. [laughter] >> i feel like his tweeting in general needs to stop. i feel like he's still in reality show mode. and i enjoyed it at the beginning, it was funny and humorous and entertaining. but it's kind of like, you know, if i go to costco and i buy a six-pound bag of jolly ranchers and i like it, but it's really bad for me. and i think it's just bad for the presidency, and i think somebody's got to go in there and take his phone -- >> three pounds of jolly ranchers? >> it can be done, kat. greg: i had a hell of an evening with a jolly rancher during my time in wyoming. [laughter] you know, the one thing i'm tired of people going after trump about this, like, threat that he threatened james comey in this tweet. i don't believe it's a threat if
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you do it publicly on twitter. i mean, it's not deceptive. if you're going to threaten somebody, you're going to do it, you know, privately -- >> it's not a dead fish -- greg: exactly. >> half the internet publicly threatens me on a regular basis. greg: that's true. some people here on this floor do that. >> that's not me. greg: before we go to a break, there's a brand new pharmaceutical product on the market, and lucky for you, it's tonight's sponsor. >> are you struggling to live in modern times? do you wish you could relate everything back to a single his odor call event that happened decades ago? are you left to make sense of current events on your own? >> we're left to find other context, other analogies that make this make sense. >> well, wait no longer. [laughter] make this make sense. it bonds with the neurons in your brain allowing you to successfully connect everything to watergate. >> trump's seismic firing sparking comparisons to watergate. >> and this is a lot worse than watergate. >> a whole echo of watergate is
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very strong here. >> the results are undeniable. so talk to your doctor today. side effects may include constantly being distracted by fantasies. greg: coming up, president trump has reached another milestone in his presidency. what could it be? well, if i told you now, it wouldn't be a tease. [cheers and applause]
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again? i know a judge who is deliberating the same thing. >> your agenda is not getting out because people are caught up on the comey issue -- >> i agree, i agree. >> and ridiculous stuff. how do you get rid of -- >> i think -- yeah. >> people in your press office say one thing, the vice president says -- >> well, that's an interesting situation. i actually said today let's not do any more press briefings. they're getting tremendous ratings, and especially the fake media, they're going crazy. greg: i think we were the first to run interprets from this interview. i'm very excited about it. anyway, anything can change this whole thing, kat. how do you see the first 110 days going? >> oh, boy -- [laughter] i think that we're going to continue talking about comey for a very long time. and if trump doesn't like that, then maybe he shouldn't tweet about comey. greg: yes. he should let it go, move on. >> he should try to let it go. he should say investigate me more.
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greg: right. >> keep investigating, i love it when you investigate me, i love it. it's the thing i read about calls reverse psychology, and if you do that, people might think, oh, you might not anything to hide. greg: i don't think that worked for gary hart. [laughter] i think he said follow me, and they did. or was that john edwards? i don't know, dave, what are your thoughts on the future? be what the future holds? >> it's going to be more russia. [laughter] which is, like, what's going on with russia? greg: yeah. [laughter] >> is it this flynn, we have a michael flynn phone call after the election is the whole thing? greg: yeah, that's it. >> you've got to come at me with something stronger. you know what i mean? [applause] when trump says we need to investigate voter fraud, they say there's no voter fraud, get out of here. [laughter] when he says we need to investigate obama surveillance
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on -- get -- there's no evidence, get out of here. and then they're like, we need to investigate the trump ties to russia. there's no evidence, but we're going to find something. [laughter] we're going to stay up all night -- greg: yes. we're going to get tons of agents and all the reporters, and they're going to crowd source. it was like when they found sarah palin's e-mails -- >> i like to just not predict so that way i can't be wrong, and i can be, like, you were wrong, to everyone else. >> people compared him to hitler, and now you get nixon, so in some ways he's winning people over. [laughter] [applause] >> that was a hot thing. greg: amanda, i think there's a rare gift here. he introduces a new level of chaos. so some stuff is getting done. like you have the raids that are going on, the deregulation, the pipeline, but it's all in this cloud of dust. >> yeah, i mean, there's a lot going on that's in the mainstream media. but meanwhile you have things
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happening under the ray tar like two days -- radar like two days ago he signed an executive order regarding election fraud and voting fraud. nobody really heard about it, but there's all this stuff milling underneath. i think we as conservatives, we have a little bit of amnesia when it comes to the left because every time something like this happens, they have a complete freakout, and we're like, oh, they've really lost it this time, they've lost their collective you know what, but we forget that's what they did the last time and the time before that, and this is what the democrat party has devolved into, it's a dumpster fire. >> but conspiracy theories can be fun. [applause] greg: yeah. tyrus? >> i get one point on russia? you've got this little guy, adam schiff, he runs around on tv all the time. and a while back he was like we have more than circumstantial evidence that there's ties to russia. adam, if that happens to be
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classified, we all want to know that. greg: yeah. [laughter] >> that's not something, the public needs to to know if the greg: yeah. >> but he's not telling us because he doesn't have anything. greg: that's true. although he is adorable. he's like the sheriff from toy story. [laughter] tyrus, i want you to say what's on your mind about this, because you're staring at me in a frightening way. [laughter] that could be my own -- >> no, you're right. i'm thinking about doing bad stuff to you. [laughter] the, i wish some of his tweets he'd just start quoting movies. my lawyer's the best lawyer. give him some scarface stuff. >> or dashboard confessional. >> what would help me as a guy who watches a lot of news now, instead of if we had breaking opinions. and i'd be like, oh, it's not facts-based, it's what they're feeling, and then there'd be a little show that goes on for 15 minutes, and then the news.
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it would be an old guy with glasses that tells us what's actually real and going on in the world. won't be exciting, won't be fun, but we'd have breaking opinions because the american community as a whole are confused about all these opinions. they don't have any facts by it. like i said, i don't know the whole deal -- every time i see it, i'm oh, great, they don't having anything. -- have anything. donald's right to be frustrated because it is holding up so many things and costing so much money to to the american people. we've had, what, three committees? now they want a special prosecutor x then they're going to put him on double secret probation? [laughter] all that stuff costs money. greg: yeah. >> so either you got something or you don't, man. which one? greg: excellent point to end on, mr. tyrus. and whatever mean things you were thinking of doing to me, i would probably enjoy. coming up, airlines and fistfights. it's the story that won't go
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away, but why would you want it to? [cheers and applause] greg gutf"
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for your latest headlines, log on to foxnews.com. greg: it's now as regular as your bowels after a bowl of beans. [laughter] another week, another batch of videos of airline passengers slugging the crap out of each other. [laughter] i know this because of all the clever puns made by our friends
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a x)pb=]rd skies.riendly well, to the unfriendly skies -- >> over the unfriendly skies -- >> the skies continue to be unfriendly. [laughter] >> and look at the incredibly unfriendly skies. [laughter] greg: one man on a southwest flight attacked another guy while pulling into a gate at a california airport. he was a arrested for misdemeanor battery. at the fort lauderdale airport, you probably saw this 13 times already, between angry spirit -- i like the name of that -- angry spirit airline passengers after a pilot strike forced cancellations to hundreds of flights. and last week two men came to blows on a flight from tokyo to l.a. how do you come to blows? anyway, when security boarded -- [laughter] when security boarded the plane, one of the guys actually yelled, you think i'm crazy? what about the government? good question, because the government thinks he's crazy
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too. [bleep] greg: all right. so that's three stories, and my rule is if it happens three times, it has to be an epidemic. i learned that in media training. but you know what else i learned? there may be an untapped market for this content. >> are you ready to take a nonstop flight? do you like seeing shoving, punching, biting and hair pulling? then you need flight fight, volume four. all your favorite mile-high rumbles. all your favorite frequent fighters are here including lady who tries to get off the plane before everyone else, confused ambien man and the tag team duo -- sofas been your seat belts -- so fasten your seat belt. order now and we'll throw in the bonus video, the best of screaming toddlers. it's fight flight volume four. order now. greg: oh, yeah. [applause]
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the only connections you'll see are to the face. that is classic writing. tyrus, all right. i have a -- what? >> why is it whenever there's fighting, people acting a fool, i'm always the lead go? [laughter] greg: because you know why? >> i'm never asked anything first. you know how hard it is to have an p answer when three specialists go before me? greg: that's a different show. >> i'm very special. >> yeah, sure. fighting, ask me. greg: no one messes with you on the plane -- >> i have to deal with the same mean old never been married stewardess that everyone else -- >> oh! she got in the business to find a husband. 25 years later -- yeah, you, this morning. woke me up for some damn orange juice. [laughter] greg: tyrus is only talking about one flight attendant,
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okay? so direct the mail to him. go ahead. [laughter] >> you know what i love? greg always has my back. ms. the point is like, first of all, spirit airline, if you're taking spirit, take a flush. [laughter] i mean, their pilots were on strike, you think? they charge you $4 for water. ladies, you want to bring your purse, that's $75. carry-on bag? $50. and -- $150. i mean, damn. take a bus. and the fact that you to don't have the human deduction skills to be like, my flight's canceled, i'll attack the person who can't get me a new flight. greg: you know, on spirit i think they put the suitcases on top of the plane. they just strap it in. [laughter] isn't this story about camera phones? this probably was happening before, but now we're just capturing it. >> yeah, absolutely. i'm always confused when i see this, because i've never reacted this way on an airport, because
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i'm always on xanax -- [laughter] which everybody really should be, that's what they're for. it's unimaginable to me to not have a little plane xanny. spirit airlines is very frustrating. even's coughing on all airplane, but it seems more like sars virus on a spirit airplane. [laughter] everyone's dying. so i understand, i understand being miserable, i don't understand where you go from that to i'm going to punch that guy. greg: yeah. this has become an argument against spirit airlines. >> you're 100% right. they are class less. they are class less. >> nobody likes it. >> they -- you get priority boarding if you're wearing shoes. [laughter] >> no shoes, no shirt, back of the plane. >> i actually took a late spirit flight in here last night. it was the pink eye, you know? [laughter] >> there -- yeah.
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you, you have to add the fee of your doctor's visit after you get off that plane every time. greg: oh, my god. you're killing this poor airline. >> no, they've been killing us. >> yeah! >> i flew once, just once. >> i love delta. [laughter] greg: i'm a big delta fan. amanda, anything that's non-spirit related? [laughter] >> well, the southwest -- we're not talking about southwest. i'm kind of okay with them brawling because, you know, this is the whole, like, you board and pick your seat which can be a good thing if you're at the beginning, not a good thing if you're not at the beginning, if you're towards the end. but if two people brawl and they get ejected, then there's two more seats. [laughter] drg greg so you do the thing where you walk up behind somebody and hit them in the shoulder so they think it's somebody else, and then you start to fight. my point to this is this is proof of how mundane and successful air travel is.
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centiyears ago -- seventy years ago people would be in awe of this technology, this was a big deal getting on a plane even if you were going to die, but they got dressed up. now people show up in swepts and thongs because they're bored by it -- [laughter] >> sweats and thongs, that should be a band name. [laughter] greg: sweats and thongs. up next, did betsy devos get booed during a college commencement address? if you said, yes, realize that no one can hear you. [cheers and applause]
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♪ ♪ greg: they turned their backs on donald's flak. this week education is secretary pet city devos -- betsy devos gave the commencement address at bethune cookman.
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wonder how this is going to go. >> the honorable betsy devos. i now ask the -- i -- greg: maybe they're not booing. maybe they noticed lou dobbs in the audience. [laughter] he gets around. but maybe it'lling get better when devos takes the stage. >> thank you so very, very much, for this great honor and privilege. i am honored to become a wildcat. greg: anyway, it didn't get better. maybe if she talks about the options one has when meeting someone new? >> anytime we meet someone new, we have two options. we can focus on differences that might divide us, or we can choose to listen, to be receptive and to learn from others' experiences and perspectives. greg: well, that's the
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definition of irony. [laughter] what's not predictable in all of this is bethune cookman university. it did two brave be things. one, the school invited devos in the first place even though critics believe the administration is a threat to the school's federal funding. and, two, they didn't dis-invite her even after a petition went around to keep her out. and what about president edison jackson, the man who tried to bring order to the graduation? >> if this -- behavior continues , your degrees will be mailed to you. choose which way you want to go. greg: the florida naacp is calling on him to resign. meanwhile, i'm calling him to say, hell, no! you resign! yeah, all right. [applause]
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i understand, tyrus, that -- >> why did i know you were going to -- [laughter] i could have set my watch to that. [laughter] go right ahead. greg: you don't wear a watch, by the way. >> no, big wrists. greg: couldn't they, couldn't the students have registered a better protest in total silence? do you think this was the right thing to do given the disagreements they may have? >> there's two things that were the right thing. and i don't agree with much of what she's about, but she had a right to speak. greg: right. >> she was invited to speak at that -- and when you have different ideas and different things, you need to be in the same room. now, the students had every right to boo, and they had every right to turn their back. they didn't have a right to throw things, they didn't have a right to attack her, threaten -- and they doesn't do those things. greg: right. >> and the school, he sounded bv$((uaxv2$'wbqb said if you're going to act like this -- so what he did was okay.
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everybody was in the right in that situation, and she handled it with great respect and dignity. greg: yeah. >> so this is a perfect example of when a bad situation is done right on both sides. and maybe if you looked, and everybody's focusing on that turned their back and they were set in their ways, you're missing the the kids that sat back down and paid attention. so maybe she didn't reach all of them. but she did open a couple of eyes. she sounds like a nice, intelligent woman, and maybe she is against the college do the funding, but now they have a dialogue. see, this is what you do, you set things up. and i have no problem with any of this. greg: what do you think, kat? [applause] >> yeah. greg: i would applaud. i would applaud that. i don't normally applaud%mñ?ñ? . >> what do i think? i think what happened to her when she was talking is exactly how i feel every time i go on twitter. [laughter] 100 percent, absolutely, these days. very sad, but you do it anyway. they made her look a little more sympathetic, i think, by boeing her. she was try -- booing her.
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they were booing her and turning their backs. obviously, it was rude, but they have a right to be rude. it was a peaceful protest, but she handled it great. she just kept talking. maybe she was doing sort of medication technique and the booing wasn't there. that's kind of how she acted. greg: yeah. amanda, i don't think -- i know myself pretty well. i'm old enough to say i don't want to put myself through this. it's like why would i take that risk? so part of me is she probably knew this was coming but still went. i kind of admire that. >> yeah, i admire it, and it's not like, you know, for instance, last year i did a salon magazine panel -- greg: yeah. i'm sorry. >> yeah. [laughter] it was three on one. i knew that i was going to be outnumbered, but i still went into it thinking this could maybe be constructive. greg: yeah. >> it wasn't. greg: no. [laughter] >> at all. but this is the kind of thing since it is a one-way dialogue, she is speaking to them, maybe there's, like, some little bit of information in there that
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they can pick up on. i just keep thinking the way my parents would have treated me or acted if i had done this as a college senior, and it would have involved a yardstick, and it would not have been legal for the administration of the school to do that to the kids. greg: yeah. >> and, yeah, it's free speech, but it's not respectful. and i think she does deserve a level of respect even if -- >> your parents hit you with a yardstick when you were in college? >> multiple times. [laughter] greg: david, last word to to you. thoughts? >> well, i mean, i didn't even have a commencement speaker. i went to an online university. [laughter] yeah. our school rival was s -- was ask jeeves. greg: that's a great joke if only half of america could remember who ask jeeves is. [laughter] you're still working it out? you know what kills me though? i have to make this point. the republicans during campaign season are often criticized for
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not going to certain arenas, like i think mitt romney got beef for not speaking at schools. but then when they do, if this happens, then you kind of go now i know why they don't want to go. i don't know. i'm ambivalent element. [laughter] >> me too. greg: yes. >> i liked being booed in wrestling. it liked it more than being -- greg: you like being a villain. all right. that settled nothing. when we come back, an in-depth look at who could oppose donald trump in 2020, and by in depth, i mean a very hallow look. a few -- shallow look. a few inches at let's. stay with -- at best. stay with us. [applause] earning your cash back shouldn't be this complicated.
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♪ ♪ greg: they're in overdrive to beat 45. the hill, the newspaper not the area of raised land, has come up with 43 candidates who might run against president trump in 2020. familiar faces will likely include senators elizabeth warren and kirstin gillibrand as
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well as governor andrew cuomo. nontradition allocates from the business and entertainment industries include the marks, zuckerberg and cuban. duane the rock johnson is a registered republican, and p penny wise the clown. [laughter] meanwhile, yeah, trump supporter antonio sabato jr. is running for congress which means he could be ready for a presidential run in 2024 if we're lucky. let's take a look at some of his qualifications. [laughter] ♪ ♪ greg: clearly, he can build a wall of abs. really handy with that hammer, i
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bet. [laughter] all right. david, who would you like out of that or anybody you thinking about? >> i mean, the rock at this point be, i'll hear what he has to say. [laughter] what's going on? >> if it's the rock, then tyrus can take over all his movie roles. greg: there you go, that's true. >> no, because the rock only plays the rock in movie roles. it's the same character. >> that's tyrus playing tyrus, that's even better. greg: try to stick to the topics, amanda, how dare you. >> i would like to see spencer pratt, carrottop, wesley snipes. greg: i think he just got out of jail. david, did you give a suggestion? >> yeah, i'll throw in arnold schwarzenegger. i know he's not eligible, but why? he's an american, come on. greg: yeah. he was a great governor. and, like -- greg: i remember it well, it
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wasn't pleasant. what about you, kat? >> i'm a libertarian, so i just end up hating whoever it is and end up voting for myself. [laughter] greg: i'm going to say what about me, right? >> it should be you. >> wait a minute, i don't get asked because there's no weight lifting or fight anything this thing? [laughter] greg: you know, i overlooked you. i am sorry, tyrus. it's hard to do. >> wow. greg: yes, yes. what's your choice? >> i, honestly, i think the rock is a serious contender just because i think eventually in america the way we're going right now, your social media's going to matter whether you're getting votes and stuff, and he has a huge following. and he's starting to do little things. he's starting to build rapport with the military, he just did the soundtrack thing where you hear his voice and telling you what songs are great. so he definitely has a plan. and this is what our country's come to. greg: yeah, he was great -- >> it's going to be jeb bush! [laughter] >> politicians are out.
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greg: when i said what about me, i was saying that because in every pundit's head, they're -- that's the refrain because trump did it. why can't i? i heard it from a few. >> he broke the ceiling. greg: he broke the ceiling. the historical pop culture ceiling. not ronald reagan. remember, he was in office for a long time, but he was the first guy to go from pop culture to politics in one leap. i'll leave you with that thought. final thoughts next. if you leave now, you'll miss the pie-eating contest. [cheers and applause] [cheers and applause]
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and never go to the post office again. >> a few monday on the five at our new time, 9:00 p.m. eastern. we are running out of time. so, what you have wanted to say
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all show but you haven't had the chance to say so here's your chance to say, right now. >> we have a minute. >> avenue show coming up monday through friday. check my social media. if you are out in time square and any local new yorkers there's a nice pretty billboard which is my network and you seem a smiley face on it. there you go. [applause] >> with all that's going on in the world today it is important that delta is watching that i get a diamond medallion. i love delta. diamond medallion. [applause] >> i'm just to do it and this is mean, but i don't care. happy mother's day to all of the mothers, except for my. >> gregg: except for mine. >> you're using your platform for evil, tyrus. i don't know. orange juice is so inferior to tomato juice. i don't understand why more people don't realize that.
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>> gregg: i think you change minds one at a time. amanda, david, cat, tyrus, and our studio audience, thank you. [applause] >> president trump deals with the fall out from his decision to fire james comey and the war of words that follow. good evening, everyone, i'm julie and this is the fox report. julie: the president delivering his first commencement speech since taking office. to graduates at liberty university he reflected on the first few months of his presidency and shared lessons that he has learned and offered advice to the graduates, calling them the next generation of american leaders. meanwhile back in dc, at least eight candidates to lead the fbi visited the justice department for interviews today in the sea

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