♪ ♪ >> the white house seems to be a catastrophe. it's crazy. t just confusing craziness. >> this is heading toward the end, right? it has to be, right? [laughter] [cheers and applause] greg: so now who's the crazy aunt and uncle? [cheers and applause] greg: there are old decisions and there are -- politicians and

there are humans. this is a politician. >> in too many parts of the world, especially in the middle east, there's been a breakdown of order that's been building for decades. and it's i unleashed forces that are going to take a generation to resolve. greg: this is a human. >> they're sneaky, dirty rats. [laughter] [applause] greg: this is a politician. >> we will prevail because america is a great country. [applause] we'll prevail because america's a great country that can withstand even some of the present circumstances. greg: this is a human. >> how am i doing, am i doing okay? i'm president. hey, i'm president. can you believe it, right? [applause] i don't know. greg: i don't know. is so when a politician is told that a friend is toxic, he'll

drop him like a hot potato with syphilis. [laughter] but a human being with no political experience relies on something called loyalty. maybe that's why donald trumpjao easy on mike flynn. now, that's not political, but it's human. come to think of to it, every trump error is human, not political. defending flynn? human. talking to the russians? be same thing. trump thinks sharing information about a shared enemy creates a friendship. humans do this. it's called gossip. if i tell you what lou dobbs does before every show -- [laughter] you'll like he more. [laughter] it's true. [applause] fyi, he eats a mouse. [laughter] so trump's not a beltway pro. he's a salesman from queens. he could sell cooties to a 6-year-old. [laughter] everything's a blunt negotiation, and the only

difference is he's open about it. what's discussed behind closed doors -- bribes, bombings, waterboarding -- trump says it to your face. of course i gave money to the democrats. of course waterboarding works. isis? i say bomb the [bleep] out of 'em. [laughter] [cheers and applause] donald trump -- [cheers and applause] donald trump believes that you deal with the bad to prevent the worst. so the media, who till can't accept we elect ared a cat, not a dog, screams when he refuses to fetch. true, trump doesn't make it easy. his public combativeness scares a media that prefers fighting anonymously. and this paints a fat target on him, one that rachel can't resist. >> i am 44 years old. i'm 44 years old. 44 years ago today, today, 44 years ago. 44 years ago today this 1973 the

televised watergate hearings. greg: how old is she again? [laughter] and you better buy this russian story or else you're a denier. >> it's deny, deflect, downplay -- >> right. >> that's basically what the coverage is these days. >> all about providing a counter-narrative. the trump white house helps do this, but really it's pro-trump media that help do this, provide a counter-narrative for people to share on their social media pages and discuss with their friends. greg: oh, god forbid, discussing this with your friends! [laughter] oh, my god, you mean a point of view you didn't think of? and so it seems like history's plan -- hillary's plan is working. see, it's russia's fault that she lost. despite being the most lifeless candidate since carl geary ran for mayor of tracy city, tennessee. [laughter] he was dead at the time. [laughter] [applause] he till won. [laughter]

unlike hillary. she lost. here's why. >> now, having said all this, why aren't i 50 points ahead, you might ask. [laughter] greg: we never asked! [laughter] anyway -- ms. -- [applause] i've never been a defender of trump, but remove his possessor that wouldty flaws, and you find ideas his critics secretly love but were too scared to voice. trump was willing to call out radical islam, challenged the lunacy of the political correct which leads to a real truth that politically this human being, trump, is agreeable. his behavior, not so much. so it's war, mean girls' style. over really dumb stuff. and it's done in a world beset by dark forces that laugh at our petty outrage. behind closed doors trump, maybe he leaned on comey. behind closed doors and other

places, they'll strangle you with dental floss. you saw those turkish help. men beat -- henchmen beat up protesters the other day, that was our country. it's men in bad suits who know exactly where to kick you just for fun. that attack on our turf shows you how america would be if there was no america to be. it's something the left never considers. it's something trump thinks about every day, if only he could say it better. [applause] [laughter] greg: sit down! sit down! all right, let's welcome, let's welcome tonight's guests. while you were watching scrubs, he killed bin laden. he has a new book detailed how how he did it, former navy seal rob o'neill. [cheers and applause] >> thank you.

greg: while rob was killing bin laden, this guy was directing "scrubs." [laughter] actor, writer and comedian michael macdonald, he has a new show calls nobodies on tvland. [cheers and applause] she's cranky and lanky, and you can take that to the banky. kat tim of! [cheers and applause] and if pyramids are his doorstop, former bodyguard and my massive sidekick, tyrus. [cheers and applause] all right. rob -- >> yes. greg: is trump too human to be president? >> i think it's not that he's too human, i think everyone's too politician. it's like everyone there is either a congressman or a former congressman or a senator that used to be a governor. there's a lot of things we need to fix, and term limits, obviously, is one. people right now in washington, they're so worried about party politics, they don't really care about the country. what can i do to keep myself and

my party in power, and it's complete nonsense. greg: yeah. >> they're mad at joe lieberman because he used to be a democrat, but then he supported mccain, and he was for the war in iraq, and they called lieberman a that fanatic. greg: that's crazy. >> i don't see him streaking at a football game. greg: although, i would like to see that. more michael? >> what is it, greg? [laughter] greg: i get this vibe if trump was more traditional or political, somehow he'd be accepted. no, they would hate him a little bit less. >> i was just watching all of the coverage between the press and trump. it reminds me -- i feel like each side has been given a script to "jersey shore." [laughter] like one of the fights between -- >> sami and ronnie was always the best fights. >> there you go. it's literally, like, they're

just talking -- who is it, comey's friend was like i'm here to tell you what comey really thinks. it's like they're doing one of those smush room interviews. greg: it is so "mean girls." >> they're even saying he wore a suit to camouflage himself with the drapes so no one could see him. i mean, the guy's 6-foot 13 be -- greg: he hid in the drapes. [laughter] >> that's my favorite news story of all time. of all time. greg: hiding in drapes? >> that he purposefully was wearing a suit to try to blend in with the drapes. if that's true, he's sayiing okay, what's the decor, and what am i going to wear because otherwise trump will talk to me, and maybe he'll hug me. greg: thank god they don't have lunches in fridays. he'd have to cover himself this buttons. [laughter] >> he was reenacting that old carol burnett sketch where she wears the drapes in gone with

the wind and tries to hide. greg: tyrus, the problem with trump, and you nailed this. we talked about it. what is it about trump that gets him into trouble? >> his mouth. [laughter] trump was born in an era where you would tell it like it was. there's not many of them left that aren't in homes or heavily medicated. [laughter] and trump gets mad, and he might have a good plan, and and he feels like he has to fight everything. i'm kind of similar. when i get mad, i'll say a bunch of stuff, and i might bring up some stuff that aren't even accurate at the moment because i'm more mad. [laughter] >> oh, yeah. >> i'm more mad at his advisers. they're not doing his job. snoop did some dumb things i wouldn't allow him to do, i wouldn't allow him to hurt himself verbally, and he fired me on so many occasions because he was upset at me at that moment. and when it was over, he's like, hey, i'm glad i didn't say that, and he refired me. just say, hey, no, let it go,

boss. you're the main event, let it go. no, no, no! you know, just do a lot of this with him, you know? because he's killing himself. democrats aren't this clever. they have no plan. greg: yeah. >> no offense to the dog, but -- >> there's a service dog here. i'm just saying. >> there's certain things he is really bad at though even for a human. [laughter] his staff and then him will frequently come out saying opposite, contradicting things. greg: right. >> when justin bieber period in that p mop bucket -- [audio difficulty] one thing and someone else said something like this, and then people would be saying, well, what really happened with that bucket? which is exactly what's happening now on this america. greg: i think we should end on the bucket note. i think to tyrus' point, i do believe it's a generational thing. he comes from another time when your possessor that wouldty and

decorum is secondary to doing your job. it's like when you watched madmen and all the salesmen were disgustingly crude, but they made their quota. that's what we're seeing. before we go to break, tyrus has something interesting to see. tyrus? >> thanks, greg. being the white house press secretary a ridiculously tough job. and the other day at the gym spicer and i were working out, and i asked him, could i fill in for a day? he said, if you finish this spot for me -- what it is. let's keep this short and sweet. first question. yes, john roberts. >> would you say that national security has been put at risk by the leak of this? do you have any idea? >> john, john, i've got to stop you right this. love that pink tie. takes a big man to wear the pink tie. can with we get a show of hands at how many people think john's pink tie is awesome? be. [laughter] thought so. next question.

>> there may be a lot more in common between president trump and the new french president, emmanuel macron. would the president look forward to even inviting -- [inaudible] >> i don't know about all that, but damn. that's a tremendous french accent. how did you say that again? >> [speaking french] >> i give up. love it though. mrs -- +10 points for the question. next question. >> trump's 15 percent corporate tax rate, he's also under pressure to keep some existing -- [laughter] >> sorry. dozed off there. look, we're getting off topic. i came this to tell you how much i love the white house press pool. you're the most rational, measured, non-confrontational group of people in the history of journalism. >> do you stick by that assertion? >> yeah. and let me say, good sir, that you have the best hair in the room. you got a problem with that? that's what i thought. have a good day. deuces. [laughter]

[applause] greg: all right. coming up, i've got three surprise guests here to talk about president trump's first foreign trip. but first, how did the media handle all of trump's russian news this week? would it surprise you if i said badly? be. [cheers and applause] ♪ ♪

greg: i agree. [laughter] >> no. i mean, i think half the time there's just so many channels on, and people are just -- it's almost like the dj who has to fill up five hours of talk -- greg: right.

>> honestly, i think they just talk and talk and talk until they get around. what's a word i haven't used in a while? impeachment. greg: yeah. they're now moving to pence, because a they don't just want to impeach trump, they want to clean the whole slate. >> you'll hear the argument that president trump picked vice president pence so he wouldn't get impeached because they didn't want pence. greg: yes. >> but now they want to impeach both of them because -- i'm not even sure why. they wanted to impeach him since he was elected. greg: right. >> they wanted him to be the republican candidate because hillary was definitely going to beatb [laughter] yeah, they definitely don't want -- [laughter] that's the russians' fault, obviously. greg: yeah, exactly. >> to oh, the russians. like my grandma always said, if vodka doesn't fix the problem, you're not using enough vodka. [laughter] >> as it turns out, her campaign

sucked. greg: exactly. that's what they can't admit. tyrus, do you think all this impeachment talk is just talk? >> it's not, unfortunately. but, again, the democrats don't have it together. they, they're a mess, and they're just going off of the self-inpredicted wounds -- inflicted wounds of this presidency and the gop party. they don't stand together, they don't, they don't fight things. everyone's like, ooh, i don't know what happened. to go back to the thing about pence, pence is -- he's distancing himself. which gives, i think he did, he filed for a pac. for 2020, like he was going to run infeintly, or it means -- and the way they explained it, it either means he's going out on his own, and vice president can actually try to vote of no confidence to get the president to step down. the gop keeps giving these little things x the democratic and the main stream media is running with it. as soon as they stop and circle up and start working like the

damn team they were elected to be, we won't have these issues, but you just keep serving dunks. that's all it is. [applause] greg: the only issue is that -- >> i'm sorry, but if trump says one thing and then he changes his mind, where is the guy -- that's who he is, you guys? he changed his mind, deal with it. next. then the story's over. the gop is not doing -- mnp(t% [ns keep adding chapters to the stuff. there's no one in the democratic party clever enough to put something on trump to make it stick. greg: on that note, anybody have any final thoughts? >> i do. well, i didn't get a chance to talk in the segment -- greg: i thought you did. >> i said three can i have a turn? greg: yes, you can. >> so -- >> what i'm thinking -- [laughter] >> that happens a lot to women. yeah, thank you. so -- our music is playing. i don't know if i can still talk or not. this is very, very stressful.

i think that it is, to an extent, serious, the allegation against trump. i think they need to be investigated. but when you go right straight away to impeach before investigate, before there's any evidence, you're proving that your end isn't really the country, it's your own political agenda. and the fact that they keep shouting it out -- thank you. [applause] the fact that they keep shouting it out, they're shouting it out so often, so so soon it's like a friend. if they get mad at you, i'm never going to talk to you again, the first time you're like -- the third time you're like, okay, see you on tuesday. you know what i mean? greg: all right. >> thank you. greg: coming up, you won't believe what a man did to his date who wouldn't stop texting during a movie. but first, the president heads to saudi arabia, israel and the vatican. we've got the three most qualified guests in the world here to discuss next. [cheers and applause]

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show. ♪ ♪ greg: is he answering the call to unite them all? in his first foreign trip beginning this weekend, the president will travel to saudi arabia, israel and then the vatican for a meeting with pope francis. that's where he lives. national security adviser h.r. mcmaster says the trip's unprecedented. >> this tripp is truly historic. no president has ever visited the homelands -- [audio difficulty]

all on one trip. and what president trump is seeking is to unite peoples of all faiths around a common vision of peace, progress and prosperity. greg: so that's three stops at the center of three of the world's largest religions. it reminds me of a joke. a priest, a rabbi and an imam -- [laughter] joining me to discuss the president's trip, we've got father jonathan morris, rabbi -- [cheers and applause] and imam -- [inaudible] [cheers and applause] all right. jonathan, i chose you alphabetically, not because your religion is any better or any worse. [laughter] that'll be for another time. all right. you've got president trump going to see pope. what do you think the pope's going the say to him? because the pope doesn't agree with president trump on a lot of things. >> no?

greg: have you noticed that? >> you know what? he agrees with president trump on the importance of peace. and i think that's what they're going to talk about. you know, we focus a lot in the news be about social issues, political issues, economic issues. what pope francis is concerned with every day is major global issues of war and peace. and i think that's what he's going to talk about with president trump who has said over and over again that one of his priorities is peace not only in the middle east, but peace in the world. greg: i think the pope -- oh, i'm going to get in trouble for this, i think the pope is kind of naive about the world. do you agree with me? >> it's not bad to have an innocent person as pope, okay? that's not a bad thing. greg: that is true. [laughter] i mean, he believes you can only have peace, but it's, you know, sometimes -- >> what else would you want? we want a pope who's not interested in peace. greg: yes. [laughter] >> we want a pope who is not innocent. greg: good point, good point. you're good. you're right. father jonathan, you win that

round. >> okay. [laughter] greg: imam ali, he's going to saudi arabia. i imagine he's going to talk about radical islam, moderation, need for temperance and allç that kind of stuff.e and allç what do you expect? what do you hope to see? >> truly, i look for many things. number one, i'm so happy but i'm sad at the same time. because i'm a muslim -- greg: right. >> that saudi arabia has been the user of many radicalism around the world. greg: true. >> donald trump going to talk about tolerance in saudi arabia. identify read donald trump going to talk about islam this front of 50 muslim leaders. donald trump, basically, is the source of ignorance of the religion. i'm a muslim -- greg: hold on, what to you mean by that? >> am i allowed -- greg: i knew this was going to

happen. [laughter] this is called a bar fight. >> donald trump has been the cause of many of the rise of islamophobia. anti-semitism as well. but i'm or very sad, but i'm very happy also. why? because i truly wanted to see a connection between these two great religions. he is going to saudi arabia, going to israel, going to rome. i think these religions must be on the front lines -- greg: great response. quickly, rabbi -- let me just get -- >> sorry. greg: i think, imam, when you conflate trump's regard or hate of radical islam, i don't think that's islam. so when you put them together, that's more islamophobic than maybe what he's doing. but that's my -- i could be -- >> i truly hope that he's going to fight radical islam or so-called radical islam. greg: yeah. [audio difficulty] >> let me first say this is the driest bar i've ever been to. $ó;e

greg: rabbi. >> talk about religion phobia as if men of god don't drink. let me say with great respect to the imam, donald trump is the only one who finally punished assad for killing arabs. greg: yeah. [cheers and applause] and assad got away with it. he was gassing arab children, and nobody cared. greg: yeah. >> and when he goes now to israel and saudi arabia, he would establish an eternal moral legacy if he decides to bomb the syrian cream tore ya that was revealed this week, and who knows more about what incinerates people's bodies than the jews? that story came out this week, and nobody really cares. in the final analysis, however perfect or imperfect trump is, action is what most matters. and you have this genocide this syria that no one seems to care about. and if the saudi arabian leg of the visit goes on without anyone

discussing this, it'll be astonishing and shocking. in the final analysis, there are some issues of eternal import that we're really not focused on. greg: yeah. >> and on top of that, stopping mass murder. greg: yeah, that's a good start. [cheers and applause] all right. father, let's be, let's be honest here about donald trump. he's not really religious. i mean, let's -- [laughter] i mean, let's face it. i mean, he got the evangelical vote but, you know, it's like we know why. [laughter] is that a positive, that he really doesn't have a dog or cat in this hunt? that he's not a holy man? that that could help him bring people together? >> first of all, i should say i > but you know what? pope francis is going to be meeting with donald trump x he's not going to be meeting him for

his religious credentials. greg: yeah. >> you you don't have to be a religious person, you don't have to be following organized religion to actually seek peace. greg: yeah. >> and i think pope francis is going to do -- and i hope they do that also in israel as well as in saudi arabia -- is say, hey, let's work with anyone who's willing to work for peace. greg: yeah. >> i know that's what we all want, and i believe that's what donald trump and pope francis wants. greg: last word to you. >> i just wanted to say this as a religious trip. in my view, it's not because of almighty, it's because of all money. because saudi arabia's rich country, it's about oil x and that's why he chose saudi arabia. look like he represent islam. in fact, if you want democracy in islam, freedom in islam, you have to go to indonesia. greg: you're right. you don't want turkey coming here after you saw the president's henchmen. holy -- anyway. we're talking about that. >> there's nothing, i would say in all of our religions, there's

nothing wrong with money though, it's the love of money. there's nothing wrong with money. >> but what is wrong here is using religion for money. >> no, it's not using religion for money, it's working with powerful people to create peace. and that's a very good thing. greg: and on that note, we must roll. this was fun. we should do this more often. [applause] all right, coming up, a texas man does something so insane to his date, you'll east love÷1ñu., hate him or both. but first, osama bin laden's son wants to avenge his father's death. we discuss this with his dad's killer next. [cheers and applause] you won't see these folks at the post office. they have businesses to run. they have passions to pursue. how do they avoid trips to the post office? stamps.com

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♪ greg: will spawn find a new dawn? documents seized in the raid that killed osama bin lad

aren -- thanks, rob -- [laughter] reportedly revealed ohs a ma's -- osama's son could become the new leader of al-qaeda. funny that his name contains ham. [laughter] anyway, he hasn't been seen in years, though he often appeared in al-qaeda propaganda videos as a child. now he's about 28 and has been named a specially-designated global terrorist by the u.s. [audio difficulty] recorded several audio messages in the last two years, and according to former fbi agents, he's bent on avenging his father's death. >> he's basically saying, america and american people, we're coming and you're going to feel it. v?çll6=fdoôo?,1?x)gd(p?xtk+ father. you did to my avenge what you iraq. we're going to avenge what you did in afghanistan. greg: scary stuff. if only we knew someone who was

really good at finding members of bin laden's family. so, kat, you dated hamsa. [laughter] i'm joking. rob, you killed his dad. can you come out of retirement and kill him? >> you know what? unfortunately, we do have younger versions of navy seals out there, and that's why he's hide anything a cave. he does a lot of saber rattling. his brother tried that [bleep], and it didn't work out for him too well. understand with these younger seals, never push a man to violence. he pops his head out -- he's trying to get some street cred because -- greg: he tweeted you? >> in a round about way, he did. something about a meeting, they'll get me. again, i use his brother as an example that we didn't have twitter -- greg: you had the best tweet response. i killed your dad, and then we dumped him in the sea. >> yeah, that -- greg: under 140 characters. >> enough said. >> i'm sure there's enough room

at the bottom of the ocean for him too. greg: exactly. they'll be chum. michael, while he was doing that, you were, god knows, doing what. what to you see, i don't know, happening to this guy? >> i think that i'm too terrified to be in this bloc. [laughter] greg: should hollywood offer him a job? >> sure. maybe as a stunt double? i don't know. twrg greg exactly. >> how's that? greg: for whom? >> i don't know. [laughter] ó1pí >> yes. some -- i think that it's, what a weird world that we live in where this man and osama bin laden and his son are sort of able to have a conversation via this -- >> isn't that >> it's crazy. greg: it is weird. >> it is weird, though, you know, you mentioned that you'd bring him to hollywood.

you know, they hate america because they don't understand it. i'm convinced you get a few of these leaders ors, one weekend this vegas, this thing might be over. [laughter] greg: there you go. >> i'm willing to try. greg: kat, do you have any anti-terror tips? >> i'm really confused. osama bin laden's son grew up to be a bad guy? [laughter] i thought he'd be leading the charge against isis. did he retweet you? >> no, he tweeted at me. [inaudible conversations] >> he didn't retweet you? this is a bad sign. i know that's a bad sign. >> you know what? i'm just going to go out -- if the next darth vadar of the middle east is tweeting you, i think we're good. we're missing the whole point. greg: what? >> these interviews are hiding behind a blown-up piece of an airplane. does anyone not see things aren't good over there? i didn't have a dad, but this whole revenge my dad thing -- and the last thing in, he said he was forged in steel. he must have got it from his mama, you know what i'm saying? [laughter]

greg: all right. coming up, what did a guy do to his date after she won't stop texting during their movie date? i might tell you next. [cheers and applause] ,. ♪ ♪ ♪ did you know slow internet

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greg: her movie night text left him angry and vexed.

a texas man, where most men are located, is suing his tate for the price of a movie ticket because she wouldn't stop texting during the film, and when he asked her to quit it, she left him at the theater. here's brandon who's filed a claim for $17.31. [laughter] explaining his decision to sue. >> it's a principled action against a person who exhibited really insulting behavior towards me and towards everyone else. i am fully aware of the weirdness of this situation. [laughter] greg: so surprised that she left him. brandon the topic of our newest segment. that's not how it's supposed to be. i said i was the hero, and shia labeouf was going to be the jerk. we somehow changed the graphic without telling me? all right. i'm going to go to you first, tyro. [laughter]

>> i made it, ma. about to get paid. go ahead, what'd you call me? greg: tyrus, hero or jerk? >> he's a hero. first of all, he's standing up for men everywhere who are on dates. when you're in a movie theater, the people you're with represent you. if she's texting and everyone sees it, people get upset. greg: that's true! she could get in a fight. >> the average guy, he doesn't want to fight me probably behind him going, brah, can you deal with that? it's rude. greg: putting you in a dangerous qv4 jerk. message addiction is a disease that i personally suffer from. and i will just text somebody into the ground. i will text the relationship into the ground. [laughter] wake up alone and not even know what happened. [laughter] and there is very little treatment for me, and it's very insensitive to make something that i suffer from --

>> oh, there's a treatment. >> also a reason to be sued? >> yeah. >> how dare you! >> yeah. leave your ass atbe the movie theater. >>ing >>ing the aye got to do with all these feelings inside me, and sometimes this helps. let me have it. greg: all right. mcdonald? hero or jerk? >> how about a little bit of both. half hero, half jerk. greg: who played manimal? [laughter] >> turned into a jaguar. >> no, you know what they say, never meet their heroes. doesn't seem like somebody i'd want to meet. [laughter] greg: never meet your jerks either. rob? >> i think they're both jerks. you don't text in a movie theater, that's the one thing. and this guy for getting on tv saying he's suing a woman when you know he's using a lot more money on internet porn too. i would love to see this guy on the cover of punchable face magazine. he got on t. he's a hero to himself, but i don't think he's going to be

getting a lot of dates -- >> she did say she was texting with her friend who was breaking up with her boyfriend. >> it was me! she was texting me! >> it's a movie theater. unless your ass is a doctor, you don't need to be on the phone -- >> maybe she's a surgeon. >> you know what she is? she's single. [laughter] >> don't you remember the good old days -- [applause] the good old days when people would just, like normal people would just yell at screen. gñv5'&lh=#mñf6)8&>y(jgkm1> but i can't yell at the screen with my eyes like that when somebody's texting or taking a selfie. at the movies, hashtag, movie night. greg: i don't understand watching something with a stranger that you could watch alone. i understand concerts or baseball games because you can't play a baseball game for each person. but you don't need movie theaters anymore. we can watch them alone in our bedrooms, which is how i prefer it. don't go anywhere. especially you, steve in kansas. you know who you are. final thoughts next! [cheers and applause]

greg: see you monday on "the five" at 9 p.m. eastern. we're running out of time, so -- >> what you've wanted to say a all show but haven't had the chance to say, so here's your chance to say it. greg: rob? >> the operator, it's a bestseller. if you want to read it twice, buy it twice. greg: yeah, it's a great book. [cheers and applause] >> thank you. greg: it's a killer read. [laughter] michael? yes, i know. it was dumb. >> hey, watch nobodies on tvland, and if you want, you can catch up to thez mg+iékh logging on to tvland.com. greg: very good. [applause] tyrus? >> as i came in today, i walked through a sea of fans x one of

your fans, not mine -- [laughter] gave me this. it says for greg. he wrote greg: okay, let's hear it. >> i'm going to read it to the show. i have not looked at it. greg: if it's a long one, then don't use it. >> never mind. [laughter] [applause] greg: last word to have kat. >> how many -- it's a question. do you know how many followers osama bin ladening's son has on twitter? >> that's a good question. >> is it more than you? is it bin ladens' baby? what's his pin tweet? i have a lot of questions. greg: you do have a lot of questions. >> please don't tweet him. greg: you know she is. and you'll end up dating him. >> yeah. i've overlooked worse. greg: thanks to rob o'neill, michael mcdonald, katherine timpf of, tyrus. [cheers and applause] through a blizzard.

>> i love colorado! that is one of the reasons why. that does it for us. julie banderas up next with "fox report". >> president trump wrapping up a historic first day of his overseas trip as president and he gears up for a huge speech tomorrow morning. i'm julie banderas. one of the president's first orders of business after landing in saudi arabia to join saudi king and a weapons deal. but this was just part of a very full day and middle eastern circumstance. here are some of the sights and sounds beginning when the saudi's quite literally rolled out the red carpet.