tv The Greg Gutfeld Show FOX News July 2, 2017 1:00am-2:01am PDT
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great. somebody surveyed the world in the world hates. few internationals, 37 countries, 22% have confidence in trump. obama's number was 64% at 49% have favorable views of the us under trump versus 64% under obama. more trust in ten been in trump. greg: the world has lost faith in us. i say, good. now we know how he we feel about you, world. you think you're so special, you're a damn mess. you suck, earth. you cornered the market on awful economic ideas, violent regimes
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that the jihadist scene as we zoom ahead in you, earth, hold us back. you suck. i know that for a fact because i spent ten minutes this morning googling while the word world sucks and this is what i came up with. ♪ five that is the world. that's the world. meanwhile this is us. the united states. ♪ .
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greg: i think the fact that we rule compared. [cheering] compare the world to us. no wonder everyone is trying to come here. there is no line out of america, only in and i don't blame them. have you seen eurovision is that european music contest? ♪ make some dough, let it bake. we've got to take the bait ♪ ♪ we got it take the cake have in the fall 25 forget the travel ban we need a music fan. i have seen the world and i want a profit in iceland.
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do you know what a person is? this is a puffin to eat something so adorable? the world. some eat cats and some dogs and some taste like aaa. it's not a good place. not all of the world blows. there are some decent coming from the netherlands. i enjoy that actress, margot robbie, she's from australia. but the world's greatest improvement you can think us. we export the great ideas hoping they put out the bad. remember world hunger is still a problem but get this. the bigger problem is obesity. yes, according to new research over two-point to billion people are considered obese. you're welcome, that's all. we did that. we revolutionized farming, distribution and gave you cheap non-toxic by caloric food. we help reduce hunger almost to
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a fault, two-point to billion obese people and were not even done yet. there is still exist many bad ideas out there and it's our job to replace them with the good stuff. take terror. have you ever seen in obese terrorist? no. we need to double the number of obese people. but, still, the world is dangerous and many people leave their countries. for their lives yet they bring the very things that make their country so scary. sorry, we don't want that crap here. we don't want the reason why you left and these are just present trump. you can come here but you have to check your baggage at the gate. i get why foreigners are less at ease with trump more so than obama because it trumps more like america than anyone before him and he's us. more importantly he's off on vacation. [laughter] we demand things, we get loud,
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we don't sit and wait for a waiter we step our fingers. we jingle our change. trump does the same thing us at the pyramids wondering why are there any windows. he's us at the great wall thinking that's not so great. finally, he makes us the scarier ones. we just went from obama a typical sitcom dad to a biker from sins of anarchy. we went from steven king from family ties to begin from the walking dead. obama, he was a pushover and now we have the opposite. if the world has a problem with it, it's their problem, not ours. [cheering] i have to introduce the guest. let's welcome the guests. he's so bright. car doesn't need headlights, amy
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holmes. he's so funny he seeks his confetti and writer, joe devito. her favorite meal, cohost of the fox news specialist captains. and he ties issues with rattlesnakes, former bodyguard tyrus. does this survey of the world worry you at all? or is it something we should be proud of? >> not even remotely. thank goodness, present trump is president of the united states not of the global order and that's what we elected. you went through all the clips of what's going on in the world and i notice you didn't include southeast of katy perry or lena dunham. we had some bad things were exporting to. greg: that almost negates everything else. penicillin.
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we did discover penicillin. >> in a petri dish. the mold. greg: exactly, but we bought in lena dunham and that can't leak out the penicillin. >> you need penicillin. here's why i think donald trump is a new sheriff in town and when he drew a red line about syria in the words of rachel maddow, it happened. a bomb fell from the sky he saw last week that he issued a warning, don't cross this line but assad listens. greg: joe, if the us is so bad, why does everyone want to be here? i don't get it. >> the traffic only goes one way. yeah it's a troubling study. were way down in the single digits with north korea. iran is canceled the fourth of july parade and were having trouble here.
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i think it makes an excellent point. barack obama wanted to be president of the world and donald trump has no interest in any of that. he just wants to be the president of the united states and that's developers the world, their popularity contest happen to the united nations internal bait where there racking up parking tickets for passing anti- israel resolutions. we won't worry about what they think and use of these countries. we can afford it. he's president of the united states and represent the american people spread exactly. [applause] i would applaud that. greg: president trump is like the angry drunk at the end of the bar that you don't mess with. that's refreshing. greg: he's just like me i don't really care if the president of the united states is a likable do the rest of the world. i think it's great to have bad
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people not like you. as you mentioned, north korea, these people say terrible things to me on the internet and a look at their profile and i'm like, go, me. i'm glad this piece of garbage doesn't like me. like that on a larger scale. greg: tyrus, it's not lower conference in trump but comfort over new management. >> also be right there. i've been everywhere and they hate us wherever we go. a matter of fact, i was in australia when obama was first elected in their prime minister got on air said this is like a bad day for the world. remember france? we took away french fries and they've always been jealous of the united states they always have issues with united states because everyone wants to be in the united states and the difference now is mainstream media needs anything to push their thing about trumping horrible. 64%, if you have that great in
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school is still a d, right? [applause] you don't like trump, you might going to tell him. if you do, that's your. they will hate us but if you want to come over, yeah. we are good. france can't say nothing because they'd be speaking german if it wasn't for us. greg: that was a fantastic act. reliving in reverse world. the world expresses more concern according to the media for trump than they do about terror. they don't care about venezuela and there are no polls on venezuela with is imploding but theirs pulls on donald trump because he scares them. thank god he scares them. before we go, the new question that russian investigation is this: if russia hacked our election should it president obama has said or done something like this is starting to sound
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like a soap opera. >> it was a passionate affair, blame for the russian attack. >> reception knew no bounds. >> so close to. >> when a friend from the past threatens to destroy it all like president obama knew vladimir putin was working to elect present trump. >> will their love and work? or will the truth to them apart. >> honestly, we don't know. >> rachel maddow, barack obama and the russians, days of our comrades. [applause] greg: up next, president trump, i think he treated somethingandp
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it's a good thing we brought the tablets huh? yeah, and i can watch the game with directv now. oh, sorry, most broadcast and sports channels aren't included. and you can only stream on two devices at once. this is fun, we're having fun. yeah, we are. no, you're not jimmy. don't let directv now limit your entertainment. xfinity gives you more to stream to more screens. he treated some rants in the press but their pants. like clockwork the president unloaded on twitter setting the whiny world of media into a frenzy. he pleaded poorly rated morning joe, speaks badly of me, don't watch it anymore, who does.
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then, how, low iq crazy because along with psycho joe came to mar-a-lago three nights in a row and insisted on joining me. she was bleeding badly from a facelift. i said no. all right, i think it's kind of harsh until you remember that joe and mika, the two-headed smart machine they'll double trump daily. >> it's like someone putting their pants and then people looking at it and think that's modern art. >> he looked like a thug and looked like a goon. you look at the handshake and look at this. what a dog. what an embarrassment. he's mulling like an idiot. >> for the record, were nervous. >> donald trump being a smock.
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greg: they are so charming together. save two other people a life of misery by hooking up. [applause] i am kind of bummed that the president tweeted this because it's turned this pretentious. the victims. all they do is assign to other people and they also put out lousy music videos ♪ ♪ i'm looking inside ♪ i'm terrified by who i am very. greg: what was that. it was like someone auto turned cat vomit. i have heard better noise from raccoon fighting in my trash cans. at least you have a new name for
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the band. anyway, speaking of being. he practically pooped his pants friday morning over trump. >> he's a pig. he's a vulgar pig. he physically disgusting to look at. he's not mentally okay. enough is enough with this disgusting vulgar man. talk about women that way. greg: yeah, meanwhile we go to the rest of america. greg: i have this theory there are three worlds and there's the political world that are upset about this and the media was as apoplectic and the rest of the world which is like cute and it's going, i don't care about this. >> yeah, were not obsessed with the media.
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>> but they don't realize that trump is a secret weapon. they don't have dirt on him and we know everything about him because he's been famous for decades. the problem is three years ago they were all kissing his. so, here's the scoop on them. the thing i don't like is, as far as insults go, i kicked you out to my party because her facelift was bleeding. that's an unbelievable insult. kathy griffin wishes she came up with that insult. what i don't like is because her facelift was bleeding and here's my health care plan. i don't think, as president, you can do both of those. it's a lot to ask of people. if there was a job where he just insulted the people, i'd be like, yeah, that was a sick bird. >> why is a facelift a bad thing. this is america. i plan to get several sunday. [laughter] >> let's be honest, there's a man who has had fake breasts and
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his orbit around him but he's not a stranger to a doctor being in the vicinity. that's the point. he wasn't insulting her he was insulting the work. [laughter] 's five he probably had a better doctor. >> greg, there's a saying in washington that you are only as big as your biggest enemy. in tara's case that would be godzilla. [laughter] so, with this tweets, the president simultaneously diminished himself and elevated his enemies. if had ignored them, that the worst punishment. greg: i kind of agree with you. i have to ask you though, trainee, it's hard to feel sympathy for these history and status seekers.
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maybe if it was someone else he was insulting they've always, every morning there on media welfare and no one watches their show. the only reason why the still there is they invite political guests and media on their show and so don't ever get canceled. that's my theory. >> again, he didn't do himself any favors with this tweets because it made it turn them into victims. again, i also kind of don't feel like cosmetic surgeons work holiday weekends. i really don't. i have some kind of question there about the accuracy. then i think to myself what is this time "right now? what is even happening right n now? i totally agree with you that if you tweets, you have to pick being the president as you saw this week. joan rivers would've been a great president. the fact that she's dead before this is all done is something we should be kind about five tires, i find it funny how determinate feminist are calling trump sexist for treating them like a
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man. greg: when it comes to dissing. >> it's all fair, they been riding on him for a minute and then it used to be apparently friends. so, they call him? does make you question there. then he wrote on you and brought up real stuff. this is why you don't have to talk you're with someone you break up with. don't tell your boys, i went out to the girl and that's not what you said last night when you talked about your mom and for me she left you. you know what i'm saying? greg: it is the most codependent relationship. joe and began trump. they want to insult him so they can keep their friends but they want to keep close because they want the influence to show up at mar-a-lago with their stitches.
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>> he changed in the past years, you hung out with him on new year's eve after he already was talking about another female anchors blood. he's not changed. what are you talking about? >> were missing the biggest point. he dropped the video after the disc. his music career is launched now. before it would've been him and his wife and him watching the video and now everyone is let me check this out. he got attention, they left their vacation to do an interview. greg: i have to tell you, joe just effective in accusing him of being a sexist but i don't think joe scarborough is all that innocent. do you have something? >> have you seen fred thompson's wife? do you think she works the pole to mark. >> with that, donald trump is off the hook.
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greg: a bad run it has been for cnn. kathy griffin in the blood he had, ressler getting fired, fake stories followed by resignations and of course, brian seltzer. that's all. when i see him i get hungry for uncooked pillsbury crescent roll. >> burn. greg: the secret tapes that prove donald trump right. now there is more proof of fake news that there is of the russian story. now after all that crap happens, sarah huckabee sanders criticized the media and got this reaction from a number of the press corps.
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>> you're here to provide the answers and what you just said is inflammatory to people all over the country who look and say once again, the president's right and everyone else out here is fake media. everybody in this room is only trying to do their job. greg: nice touch with the chewing gum. where did they find this guy, sleeping in a basin railcar? all that is missing our cats made of burlap. or maybe a barrel of suspenders. what is the proper way to handle the white house press corps? we sent tyrus into the lions den once again to show us how it's done. >> what it is. first question. >> a lot of people are still scared of nuclear power because of nuclear waste and nuclear plants practice is getting boring already. anyone want to talk with a new game of thrones?
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>> are you direct our conservative direction they're going? >> they've already veered from the books. we need george rr martin to finish that next one set. >> have you had that conversation with him? >> i called his and told him to get it right and he hung up on me. now i think i might go to his house, bust on the door and say, bro, finish those books for hbo f's up your vision. excuse you? >> what you said was inflammatory to a people all over the country. >> first off, the books are always better and the only thing inflammatory in this room is your goatee, dan. you can zoom on that guys goatee. the lady from nbc agrees with me. its rent is. last question. >> talk to me about your plan is basically being flaunted by many countries around the world. >> ma'am, i wasn't fishing for compliments but yes, i'm in
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demand around the world. i like my job here so i leave it so that guy gets a shave. there goes that man, i'm out. [applause] five nicely done, tyrus. greg: tyrus, how should the media handle donald trump? >> just keep doing what they're doing. here's the thing, going back to the cnn thing. we personally, i think it's wrong to record anybody without their permission. greg: right. >> i'm dead against it. but the other side of it is you're saying that stuff and then when it happens to be true, it's hard to not look at them and say damn, cnn, you're clearly pushing your agenda to the news. cnn is different because they're supposed to be in the middle. >> do we need his undercover
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video to prove that. >> the way things are going now, i'm against it and from now on if this guy came up to me and said hey tyrus, i'd be like, i would literally take him for a. [inaudible] greg: i agree with you. >> donald trump has a right to say they can use. >> what i'm saying is did you need an undercover video to one cover that they had a bias. you can see it and there's been fully data about this that 90% of cnn coverage of donald trump's negative. that's nine out of ten stories they do on donald trump which they do all day long. greg: the other one is against malaria trump they've got all the bases. >> for americans that don't pick up their phones or cash in, take a video when you're looking at youtube and facebook, boom, it was big news they played into his hands.
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greg: the message it bothers me but the other side says of the left has been doing that for years with 60 minutes and consumer reporting and now the right is confronting the left. >> i live my life assuming that someone's been bugged by james o'keefe and listening to everything i'm doing. i have said things about trump that i agree with, things that are positive and negative but i never said something going, in my heart and head that i think it's [bleep]. if you are in this position and you actually have the honor of being on tv to talk and share your views of people, informed opinions and you use it that way. you are garbage. that's a disgusting thing to do because it's a very, very important thing. i take it seriously but if i change my mind and i look at things in a different light but i've never ever said something because i knew it wasn't true and i wanted to gain something. greg: that the most lesson is that the consistency of being on tv and off tv it should be exactly the same.
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there are people in the business that don't do that. >> what it is a? they mostly admitted that it's bs. we've got to get 200%. we have to aim higher people. >> journalism is a different profession because you can be a dishonest plumber but still be good with the ranch. you can't be a liar and a journalist. your whole reason for doing that is to find some sort of truth. they just don't have that option and now they're wondering why people don't trust them. not because donald trump is coming after them but because were seeing like you been lying to us. >> i thought it was hilarious from the washington post media critic and he quoted the cnn congressional correspondent saying now they are on top of this and we have to get everything right. i thought that was a goal all along. >> we are watching boys. state referral.
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greg: is a clarion call for the border wall. us customs and border protection agency has announced plans to begin construction of wall prototypes in san diego later this summer. people are already celebrating. that was big news. officials say four-eight companies will get contracts with the hope that they will quote show us what they think is possible, doable and innovative for this purpose.
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what can we expect the models to look like? last week the president mentioned a solar panel border wall, a great idea. why stop there? i would add windmills on top. i think that would be nice. perhaps, have a dj. the point is to make that wall or the just a wall because if it's just a wall that would be viewed as an instrument instead of a monument. i'm working on my own prototype and i call it a wall of walls. these are an entire border made of nothing but pictures of legendary film and television actor can wall. you remember him from wiseguys and wiseguys. was he in the wanderers? >> greg, if you don't know. greg: i do know. is a great man. all right, joe, do you think it's moving along to mike for this happened? >> i like the direction you're going in. they should make it the most annoyingly environmentally friendly wall of all times. they should drive the left nuts.
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i think the windmills are a good idea and i'd like to see it made out of bpa free recycle materials and it should have had a laxatives for any drug mules to get past. they can pass that carnival of coke, legally. the american taxpayer should get something back for their $500 million that were wasted on that five good point. what you think, amy, will this happen? >> in bits and pieces. i do like having this super duper wall idea and i'm only concerned about the solar panels. if it looks cool, then maybe it'll pay for itself. i read that solar panels kill birds. not because they fly into but because of the reflection from the solar panels confuses them and then they go in the wrong direction and they start and they would die.
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greg: [inaudible] >> what does that mean greg? greg: i don't know. it into my head. combine all these things together and someone will like it. >> i think everyone has decided not to like it and i am not a big fan of the wall, myself. i think there are other ways we could solve the problem like not having as many wearable benefits and ending the drug war. it is an interesting idea to the solar panels because they can make the wall effective maybe if it was a social justice trading center. greg: that's great. >> that would keep people out. >> yeah, exactly. come here and talk about micro. [inaudible] no thanks, bye. greg: terrorists, it's like the world's longest drive in and you
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show episodes of girls like lena dunham on every day and no one will come. >> then you have mexico declaring hate crimes against us. i'm cool if it will be solar panel and maybe they could reproduce the dodo bird and see an extinct species. greg: you know what you're saying? >> dioramas. >> the conversation is too close to -- [laughter] greg: that is a terrible joke i just made. make it into an attraction. >> right -- >> repel. >> repel is already happy. no one is coming. the wall -- we could talk about the wall for the next eight years and not one solar brick up and they will still not go. i know it's not a solar brick, just own ideas out there. brother is just trying to make
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greg: admin event the first sitting without weirdos. a protest with polite people. at this debate. an article on woman said she was bullied at a starbucks for rainy trump t-shirt. >> they started out build the wall and shot it out my drink at me and then all the baristas in the back and started cracking up laughing. greg: she did what anyone would do and she burn the place to the ground. anyway, and of story. i'm kidding. they're putting the joke about the arson. instead about 250 supporters showed up for a peaceful sit in and made jokes and bought coffee. >> at first, it was intense but as more people ordered coffee the mood lightened up.
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you told me that you put trump on your coffee. >> they even did. i gave them the name trump and they did and they were gracious about it. we wanted to reverse the little negativity. so we did it. greg: in short, it was perfect. it was the right having fun and being smart about it. compare that to what we've seen in the past from the left like this black lives matter protest during brunch. greg: that ruin the food. it didn't look like fun for either side. starbuck apologized but it's too late and i decided to make my own coffee at home. [laughter] sometimes i have problems. all right, tyrus, this is how you do it. you show up and pay, you don't show up in lecture but you show up and --
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>> it doesn't get better than that. i hope the people that were teasing her were on because she'll be like back and they thought shall be like with your friends. yes, how's that coffee. they made a great point and you respect the stuff, you understood why and starbucks apologized and well done. stated they could've thrown rocks and chanting in awkward success but it wasn't necessary. that is a great protest. greg: cat, are you seeing in evolution of the right becoming confident in their taking it to the left with humor and doing things they never would've done before? >> in some cases i think there are, of course, some people who would -- i don't like to say these people are the right or even from supporters. the lunatics and maniacs that are on twitter and tweets say negative things about trump and i don't think there people such
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as nightmares. of course people support trump but i'm a little more nuanced on every politician ever to exist but what they did at the starbucks was, like you said, absolutely perfect. if you're trying to show how someone else -- effective tool is to not look like a worse [bleep] yourself and a lot of these college campus left protesters don't seem to understand that detail. greg: what you think amy was marked. >> i give them credit for being polite but shouting is fun. greg: is a great point. a lot of this stuff is energizing -- that's why people go in and write -- >> i protested during president clinton's impeachment over monica lewinsky marching around in front of the white house and its roots. it's so great. i would remind people remember
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the tea party, they go and pick up the litter behind -- dear member the loafer rebellion to the recount in 2000 were all these republicans in went to break down the doors of the re- counters and it was so cute. >> is cute. it's like telling someone on twitter for no reason at all. i was told by her twitter to make me say i love maroon five and getting people to sing songs. greg: they were trying to getting joe in here -- >> i can relate. i was ashamed of starbucks for rainy gary johnson for president t-shirt and nothing else. >> what would they do it the protesters turned ugly customer stab them with their art history diplomas? they're lucky they're dealing with people who are kindhearted. >> damn, you said diploma.
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>> it shows that people are demonized and their well-behaved people. next time you hear someone saying they're all racist -- know they are people who showed up and behave themselves. >> they also think they'll enact positive change by spilling coffee on someone else. approximately zero world events have ever happened. someone spilled coffee on another person in a vengeful manner. greg: i don't know. >> i don't know, kim jong-il. greg: final thoughts, next. if you leave now, and
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want to see amy, look her up, she is on the prowl. [laughter] honor our veterans and wounded warriors. we will see you tomorrow. thanks for watching. gillian: thanks. president trump will take the stage next hour to honor american veterans as we celebrate the birth of our nation on this july 4th holiday weekend. i'm laura ingall in for julie banderas and this is the fox report. the president is in route from his golf club in new jersey to the kennedy center for the performing arts in washington. that is where he will speak at tonight's celebrate freedom rally, put on by the evangelical megachurch first baptist dallas. the president has plenty of work waiting for him when it is all over like the republican plan for healthcare, which is tied up in knots in the senate. the president appears to embrace the suggestion that la
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