at judge -underscore janine. that's it for us tonight. thanks so much for watching. see you next week, same time, same place, say me. enjoy the weekend. >> president putin and i have been discussing various things and i think it's going very well. we've had very, very good talks. will have a talk now and obviously that will continue but we look forward to a lot of very good positive things happening for russia and the united states and for everybody. it's an honor to be with you. greg: finally, rachel, proof of collusion.

this week, cnn, didn't just step in it, they jumped headfirst into a sewage treatment plant and did the breast stroke. after president trump posted this now infamous meme they act and as if they were a kkk and monograph. the chronic cuba that is brian seltzer tried to get public support to pro trump operator. is the immediate equivalent of ratting out an inmate in exchange for smokes from the guards. they should make a movie about him. >> this is a wwe wrestlemania video. you can see the cnn logo has been superimposed onto the other fighters base. even if someone think it was a funny, it is being taken seriously. we will keep asking for that question of whether it violates the terms of service.

who is going to speak up? brian in the role of a lifetime as captain tattletale. hall monitors, twitter justice. [cheering] five anyway. if only it ended there. cnn launched an investigation and spending time and money going after a troll, a bad troll, but because he made fun of them and when they found him and who knows if they got the right guy, they probably paraded his scalp but said they wouldn't name him unless he misbehaved again. basically, they held his future in their hands. seems like a threat. what does that remind you of? >> say what again. i double dare you.

[bleep] five that wasn't a joke. that wasn't real cnn. why is this such a big deal? when a giant corporation threatens to expose a nobody in order to silence them that's huge. it's like swatting a fly with a nuke. cnn caught hell for it not for being stupid but for being creepy and humorless, too. first, stupidity or do they not realize the meme wasn't real smart pro wrestling and it's fake, sorry tyrus. once again, cnn fell for fake news. now, the humorless part, he could've last this thing off and moved on but no, they lost it over this.

it is not even very good. you can tell that it's not really cnn, it's not real. of course, once you say something bugs you to a bunch of people on twitter, what will they do next? this will make more of it. that's what happens when you tell people what bothers you. they step it up. anyone with siblings knows this. it's why i tell strangers that i hate being tickled. [laughter] of course, that's pretty creepy. of course, the really creepy part was making that veiled threat. now, i've been waiting for something like this to happen for years. ever since i turned right in the '80s conservatives were always painted as humorless and we were the shrill, tight but now we've changed and so has the left. we are now the fun people and there that miserable.

[cheering] a decade ago i coined something called the dean wormer theory. it's based on the data from animal house. for so long the right was dean wormer, unhappy, stiff, bossy and my goal was to turn those tables and make us the married pranksters and the left, dean wormer. the left went and did it themselves. they embraced identity politics and victimhood. they became the tattletale and we became, by default, the troublemakers. that brings us to cnn. once an iconic company, they're now a sad dispenser can't take a joke. it's the new world, the libs are the shouting, humorless hack to accuse everyone of elwell and meanwhile we are having fun, for once. we owe this to lots of people from early icons to renegades like andrew breitbart and weird shows like redeye. you might've heard of it.

of course, you have to owe it to donald trump didn't give a damn what people thought and therefore made it possible for the right to do the same. we should also think cnn because without them we would have something to laugh at. let's welcome tonight guests. he's so bright, moths flutter around her head, former white house national security adviser jillian turner. he's so funny that banana peel slip on him for an actor, writer, she so clinical or cynical it's clinical, read that in reverse. cohost of the special kat. i'm. >> i'm big and amass a psychic.

greg: tyrus. jamie, isn't it weird to have a president who is part of the wwe? >> it is weird but this is a fact when i realized that i had not known it. i felt smarter. when you don't know that's what i don't keep up with the kardashians. so i feel smarter because of it. greg: who is winning in this media war? >> i'll have to say cnn is making too many mistakes in the file trump is winning. especially with the three cnn design. by the way, the headline i read was cnn reporters resigned to a mishap. when you're on a job interview that's one of the top five worst reasons for leaving a job. it says here you left your job because of a mishap. [laughter] also myself out. greg: involving a forklift. jillian, did cnn overreact to

terms tweets? >> i think so. especially after watching the montage they put together this evening. what i realized that i was critical of the video because i was one of those beneath the dignity of the office kind of people because i have no sense of humor. [laughter] however, i do think that launching a subsequent investigation and outing the guy and threatening him, it was too far. what ends up happening is that people end up looking like sour presses. no one wants to be a sourpuss five tell me about it. i was a sourpuss for about ten minutes and i felt awful. kat, the troll is not a great guy. subsequently they found out worst things that he put out there and ended up apologizing for but that doesn't matter because cnn went into the sky without knowing that.

>> exactly. plus, saying that if something changes and we can out him, how are they approaching this contract is cnn now going to have a hand [bleep] on a solo division following this guy and then they have a sensitivity team that reviews each one of his subsequent means and they have a different cultural counsel to decide if it's offensive or not. i think they should do this thing called let it go instead. [cheering] greg: i let it go often. tyrus, don't you think the other problem to this is whether the sky was rotten or not cnn is a billion-dollar company and they're putting down, they're putting way, way down. >> the biggest problem of this whole thing is the ugly word fake. your mama. go see a movie, you see

terminator and you say it's a great movie but it's fake. no, you don't. wrestling is entertainment, it's simulated combat, college fake and i welcome anyone who wants to test the fake theory to come down and sign a waiver because things happen in the fake world. that's the biggest issue for me. here's the other thing. cnn thought they were so slick and clever with their wrestling fake, simulated combat, entertainment and before the show we have a disclaimer that says hi kids, these are professional attendants were professionally trained to do this and don't try this at home. so, for pushing something fake at least we tell you it's [bleep]. greg: that is true. by the way, they're not even sure this is the actual guy. i know he set a cuss word. will edit that out. >> it was way i was raised. greg: they don't even know it was a real guy. >> better to devote more resources and be [bleep]

>> once again they push a story without sources. five we have to move on but the media bent over backwards to explain the nonviolent nature of the word jihad with this person was linda that she didn't really mean this or that and then explain how violent a fake meme is and they flip out over a wrestling meme but when linda starts raging jihad against trump they say she didn't mean that and she did mean violence. like their priorities are so often reversed. >> will be in danger if there is a guy with a cube cnn had. greg: a tragic case of mistaken identity. he's on america's most wanted.

i'm just an actor. >> if you see a blockhead cnn walking in the street, don't fall for the stereotype. five coming up, pulling, merkel, hamburg, those are my names of my parents. what about the president's this lovely lady has a typical airline credit card. so she only earns double miles on purchases she makes from that airline. what'd you earn double miles on, please? ugh. that's unfortunate. there's a better option. the capital one venture card. with venture, you earn unlimited double miles on every purchase, everywhere, every day. not just airline purchases. seems like a no-brainer. what's in your wallet?

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greg: it's a moment waited for a week. no, not the arrival of the next massage i ordered from amazon prime, not for the neck. it's a meeting between p and trump. the breathless anticipation after reporters waited for them to come from behind closed doors. >> were continuing to follow the breaking is. president trump and a black president putin meeting over 90 minutes in a meeting was supposed to last half of that time. still it is going on. it started roughly an hour and a half, nearly two hours ago and that meeting is still going on. greg: zero my god, it's like waiting for grandpa to come out of the bathroom on things

giving. so, what are some of the cable channels do with all that time to fill? you say that 11. >> the former reality tv star and kgb spy shake hands. president trump reaches out and tries to slam him with the two-handed back flap. >> the president undermining our own intelligence agencies hasn't putin already won before the meeting started? greg: i think he won the first round. it's almost as if that talking point was preordained. we did get a glimpse of the two leaders together. >> it's an honor to be with you. greg: those cameras are the loudest ever in history. though they have smart phones now? they are like crickets on adderall. it's amazing how the slightest

move can set these cameras off. just watch. >> that's blue steel. greg: back to the meeting. what can we decipher from the two most important minutes of diplomatic history? the nodding, the city, the handshake, what are we to read into these moments. we turn to our body language expert, victor roberts who joins us on the phone. telus doctor. >> thank you, greg. as you can see, they seem to be nodding and it looks like, yes, it's going to happen, it is a handshake. this is an expression of the pleasantries i believe. it's an expression of perhaps hello but using your hands. the handshake is now over and

what could this mean? i have some theories but i'm not telling you until you come home. come home, greg, i'm naked right now and waiting for you. greg: thanks. don't forget to open the rose. meanwhile, outside the summit violent thugs throw bricks at police and set fire to cars but giving them great press was the prospect of calling them protesters. let's get this straight. if i see some dude with a brick set fire to his backpack, does that make me a protester to question mark course, the media calls them protesters because they agree with their beliefs like how evil capitalism is and how evil president chavez which is why it's so awesome when this happened. greg: that's right, haters. who will feed you? good old american dominoes.

bunch of jerks. jillian, there's a lot of stuff to cover here. what did you find so striking about this question mark. >> aside from the dominoes bicycle. was that real? greg: yes, it's real. >> that was most striking thing about the whole thing. i was on outnumbered earlier and we're trying to cover this meaty life when they were still behind closed doors and we were all like we are going to sit here and speculate about something else we talked about north korea. it was really fun. i think that's part of the problem with the 24 hour news cycle. we saw today that sometimes you have to cover stop when you don't know what's going on and rather than trying to say something about nothing you should instead, focus your attention on things that matter. greg: they cover people throwing

stuff at cops and they cover them protesters. the quick protester with the police officer and they love the david and goliath narrative and it drives me absolutely nuts. just because the protesters doesn't make them victims. especially, when their creating violence. if msnbc went to see old yeller they claimed the dog lives. [laughter] >> what? greg: i'm sorry. you haven't seen it yet. jamie, what did you make a protest? >> those pieces had to be free, it had a take more than 30 minutes. [laughter] also, you ordered on neck massage or from amazon and i did the same thing. a lady knocked on my hotel door and way more expensive than i expected. so much to come out of this. i'm scared for the north korea thing more than i think anyone in this room because i live in alaska. it's scary. i thought of it would be

president of the came out is that you are safe from north korea starts of a nuclear attack. offer not a valid in hawaii or alaska. >> maybe you could stay with greg for a while until things calm down. greg: no one cares about the mainland. >> unfortunately because the mainland was the original night united states. greg: i love alaska and hawaii. i know where they are. i think they are outside of the mainland. anyway, tyrus, what are your thoughts on this whole g20 thing? >> it was a meet and greet, correct? greg: yes. >> they met. they greeted. they came up with a couple ideas and broke bread. the media was like no, they went in the back and said got him dog. [laughter] we colluded. [laughter] break out the money boys.

they laid oil on the ground and rolled in it. greg: i don't want to see you doing that anymore. kat, they're talking about it but it's like one of those dance marathons on happy days before your time but you're like oh my god, they're dancing for three hours. i don't care how long it is. don't edit that so it something else. >> yeah, i don't really care either. people are speculating that we have protesters protesting before they even know what is going on, anti- capitalist protesters. due to what capitalists don't have capitalism protest because we go to jobs. it's incredible, that's the way i celebrate. [cheering] people attack the meeting and they said he gave in to putin's denials of hacking and influencing the election and i

don't understand what they wanted him to do. putin will say no we didn't do anything what's he going to say yeah, we did and and yeah you did, meanwhile north korea is flying missiles all over the place no you didn't, yet i did. you don't have to love putin to understand that this is somebody that you have to work with. no one should trust him or like him, obviously, this russia will never be our best friends but you have to try and give president of a break. [cheering] greg: did i ever tell you that i dated a protester once. >> you can always tell what was wrong because it was always written on her sought entrée to sign. greg: very good. for we go, bill diblasio went to the protest and i think we should offer to let them have him. [cheering]

although, that might be considered an act of war against germany. i believe he rescinded like warfare. up next, democrats have finally found a way to inspire voters with stickers. yes, i said stickers. greg

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greg: will they find serenity with a new identity? this week the democratic congressional campaign committee sent out an e-mail blast asking people to vote on a new slogan for bumper stickers. for the midterm elections. how sad. as excited, there also renders, resist and persist, she persisted, we resisted, they can rhyme. democrats 2018, have you seen the other guys. that is real. they were quickly mocked online and we came up with a few of our own. here is my first one if you can look at that. there you go. vote democrat and we won't call you a bigoted, racist, homophobic. democrat, will stop y2k. the way ahead of things. what do we want? i don't know. what do you want it? not sure.

democrat, show me the money, so we can waste it on things you don't need. [laughter] democratic party, where you can be president. seriously, are you interested? the democratic party, the place to go if you are scared of winning her back finally, last one. the democratic party we have candidates candy. candy is the name of the teenager that they are holding iran some and if you don't vote, she's dead. tyrus, do you have any better ones? >> how about coming to the thousands. you can tell this is why pelosi has to go. all right, let's get but pens, cards and bumper stickers and maybe a hot air balloon and will do popcorn and have a parade with jugglers and circus. it's the thousands, no input bumper stickers on the car. it's in new york. how many people have cars.

>> there's always one guy who is 60 bumper stickers and we all hate that guy. bumper stickers, great call. why not buggy whips. [laughter] democratic buggy whips. it'll be great and awesome. where your pants up to here, you look but when you're chubby. greg: buff when you're chubby. >> why are they still using hillary clinton to win? have you seen the other guys. have you seen the campaign that you iran off of the strategy of? you lost. it's time to have something to offer. greg: jamie, how bad were those with a make you vote? >> they were awful. i wish i had written some of these. wait a second i found this piece of paper under my leg. here's a list of some of the actual alternates that they were thinking about.

just do it, next time. [laughter] this one is hillary 2020, the presidency is one job we want a robot to take over. make america a pretty good again. trumps submitted one and i find it offensive. i'll just read it. he wanted a bumper sticker that a democrat on the car. baby on board. [laughter] greg: jillian, how important is a good slogan? >> i was thinking the one that you had that said she persisted, we resisted. think about it. she persisted, we resisted. that would be the best gop bumper sticker for 2020 ever. greg: that is true. >> it would be an amazing bumper sticker. >> gop, the campus here. greg: bill insisted, come back to his hotel room.

[laughter] and then the doctor. >> he's older now. greg: isn't it sad that they're asking for suggestions. if it's like when you're a kid, when you ask people if they come to your party, if you had one. coming up, how the president's ingenious plans are already

greg: as the wall been found without breaking ground the new york times wrote an article, that's what they do, but the downturn in illegal border crossings entitled central americans are scared of what is happening in the us, stay put. turns out, the trump administration's decision to enforce immigration laws has

been enough to keep potential border clusters at home. that, plus oreo fence. fiercely, they're not worth crossing the border war. orioles are supposed to be sick, you jerks. anyway, sorry about that. the times when on to report that it's bad for the immigrant smuggling business. quote marcos, a migrant some of smuggler said last year he had taken one or two groups each month from honduras to the united states border and since mr. trump's inauguration, however, he's only had one client and he blames mr. trump. doesn't everybody? i said this before but by enforcing immigrant loss who needs to build the law and wall. it's expensive and democrats would never vote for it and it's no fun. not, as well. that is how you pick people.

that's how you do it. people who can think fast, kat trade people anticipate the changes and act preemptively. that's how important the message is. >> absolutely. it's no surprise that telling someone, don't come over but if you do i'll let you in and give you stuff is in the best way to not get someone to come over. it makes perfect sense. people still want to come here, to the west, and everybody was saying when trumps speech about how the west is so great that people were saying it was racist of him to say but somebody should tell those people. everyone in addresses being quite racist. greg: jamie, what you think about his message? >> i know a girl just like that. she says don't come over and i go over there. and she give me stuff. >> don't tell the rest of that story. >> i think he did. >> this is a safe space of bro.

wait. greg: at least trumps message is clear. >> i think the wall thing is crazy but look at the message you sent. it's obvious, i'm putting up a 40-foot wall and you're not getting into this country unless you have a letter. he comes in and says that and it's a weird mixed message on the immigration. he made an amazing point by the way which was for real. enforce the laws and then you don't need a stupid wall. i also want to say oh my god, i love travel tips. maybe this isn't the exact right place to do this right now but if anybody wants to take a last-minute illegal trip to the us prices have never been lower. there's a lot of seats coming up so go on smug club and grab yourself a ticket. jillian, i know there's a lot of

traffic to the mall and i will stay home, isn't that the same theory here. if you create barriers people are less likely to come. it's a simple logic that's been around since the beginning of time, 4000 years ago. >> that was the beginning of time. greg: according to the bible. >> that so long. so, i'm really only like double stuff oreos. yes. greg: anything about the wall? >> you wanted me to talk about immigration. [inaudible conversations] greg: i like the double stuff because when you take it off. enough of the double stuff. i shouldn't have put it in the script. >> what did you call me, greg? you guys saw it. he called the double stuff.

greg: what you mean? don't applaud that. what you make of it. greg: answer the question. >> i was startled by that put. >> we are missing the point. mr. trump can take all the credit for this. greg: who can? >> mainstream media, stand up and take a bow. they're going to read families out of their homes, they're going to take her firstborn and eat at heart. and then make you eat it too. then the giant people like me are going to come here kids, you gone. let's keep it real. greg: that is such a good. [cheering] i thank you reframe the conversation. it used to be about amnesty.

both parties talk about amnesty and other talk about border control. that happened because of him whether you agree with the wall or not. he shifted the narrative. that's interesting. still to come. the greatest story of all time. are we ready for a new milit

greg: left arm the stars from here to mars. some members of congress have proposed creating a new branch of the military dedicated to protecting outer space. this is known as space core and would operate at a separate service in the air force under command of his own chief. it's necessary, according to some of its members, because the quote strategic advantages we derive from our national security space systems are eroding. air force leaders are rejecting the plan saying the pentagon is completed enough and it would add to the unnecessary bureaucracy. maybe we can change their minds. what if you called it space force and used this as your recruiting video? >> do you like writing records? firing super awesome laser means all over space. you need to join the space

force. google space serving with all-american space probe, chat with exotic space age, eat out of this world space food and defend earth from super evil aliens. it's all possible in the us space force because using the word space makes it better. don't believe us? space taco, space dog. can i join the space for supersmart damn right i did. the only thing we don't have is in space no one can hear horrible music. joined the us force. space force today. greg: if i were not a coward, after saying that, i would think about signing up. jamie, would you join? >> yeah, that look awesome. my favorite part was the burger with the straw in it. i would call them guardians of the galaxy.

i feel like the reason the air force does not want there to be a space air force is because i know the different branches of the military they get competitive with each other and i feel if you're at a bar, if you're in the space one you'll win the girl. you're talking with an air force guy and you're like where do you do your stuff in the military? here in the stratosphere. >> i was at fort bragg last week, zero, i was at mars. yes, i would join. >> have we out talked ourselves was right no one lives in space that we have to militarize it? greg: you don't know that. there could be people we need to kill out there. >> we need to launch a preemptive speak strike. greg: we should nuke other planets as they new customers. how good will it be too smart rack will some of us take illegal heroin out of our hands?

greg: that's crazy. tires, what i don't understand is why hasn't this happened sooner question i saw star wars in 1980 and we could've asked the people who made that movie how they made the spaceships? >> you want to make models is what you're missing the point. not as effective aliens but it could help us with the new characters that are trying to make nuclear missiles and it's easy to knock them out when we come out. greg: summers, fbi. >> i can't believe you misses. i'm shocked. i have to adjust my chair because i'm so shocked. i'm shocked that you would be okay with who would take it over first. once we get the eye in the sky, ai makes us move. artificial intelligence, for you guys. that's his biggest fear. that they're taking the planet over short slowly but surely. greg: when ai takes over i'll be

the benedict arnold and turn against the human race. i'll say aii with you and then they won't kill me. >> moore knows, your job will go first. greg: how dare you, jillian. i'm not a fan of space and it's too easy to get lost. i got lost in the mall in 1977 and i haven't forgotten it, jillian. >> you weren't lost, your mom is trying to get rid of you. i'm sorry, i'm kidding. greg: jillian, what are your thoughts on this? >> final thoughts are congress designs and implements and authorizes a new branch of the us military, what could go wrong? greg: i'm all for it. we have to do this. we should have an underwater military as wellin case there's sea monsters. >> team for.

greg: what about middle earth? what could be living in muller, evil urchins and things. >> or not. greg: yes, but you prepare yourself for the unknown. >> emotionally, yes, i do but not militarily. greg: that's your mistake, kat. your life would improve if you thought militarily. [laughter] >> i don't know what that means. >> and also if you were signed glasses. greg: this is why let my kids play the video games. greg: final thought, next. leave now and you miss my

greg: see you monday at the five on him easter break were running out of time so make if you haven't had a chance to say, your chance to say. right now. greg: ask if jillian and let her think. jamie,. >> my final thought is i don't understand why homeless people in new york city that say hold up a sign they give me money. it's the only city in the world where you can get paid to hold a sign. restaurant, tourism, you don't have to bring your own time. they give it to you and pay you and now you have experience. greg: performing anywhere? >> click show. real soon. [cheering] it's been a while since i've been on the show and i wanted to just commence you guys have made changes in spruce it up a little bit. i want to give you a set up that you have a new unicorn mug and

the horn is not broken any of a candy doll with a man fun. you got a new clock. i like it. when i first came on the set i was like, i don't know but now that i've been here a while, i like it. greg: breaking news, jillian likes are set. tyrus. >> glow, preacher, checks tires out, netflix, amc and i was watching tv the other night and i taught myself at the park. you never see side boob with dorothy. she dressed like an angel. if i could design the way my mom passed it would be dorothy. you never walk in with dorothy like old, damn. greg: last word to you kat. >> i will call restaurant at a time and asked them what the soup of the day is with gregory

to go there and then i'll get angry about it. and my 85 and no one told me? greg: no one would ever call -- no one would even call people that. kat, your old. thank eastern. >> arthel: stick around, julius up next with the fox report. >> present trump is expected try back on u.s. soil in the next hour. including his first face-to-face with vladimir putin. good evening, julie. you're watching the fox report. >> julie: russians foreign minister telling reporters that president trump accepted putin's claims that moscow did not meddle in the u.s. election. the presidents u.s. ambassador to the united nation disputed that same the president still those they meddled. here's what putin said to reporters today. >> our position is no. there are no grounds for saying russia interfered with the selection.