that the dog and appeared to be okay. thank you to that officer for saving that pooch. we love doggies. >> especially you! >> i have two. i have to furry kids. >> we will be back at six eastern. >> see you at six. >> i've been discussing various things and i think it's going very well. it is a very good talk. we are going to have a talk now and obviously that will continue. but we look forward to a very positive thing happening. for russia, the united states and for everybody concerned and it is an honor to be with you. thank you. >> finally rachel!♪ ♪ proof of collusion! ♪ [music] >> all right.

so this week, cnn didn't just stepped in it, they jump headfirst into a sewage treatment plant and did the breaststroke. [laughter] after the president posted this now infamous meme cnn acted like they were caught between across of the kkk and - the brian stelter tried to get public support to throw trump off twitter produce immediate equivalent of renting out an inmate in exchange for smokes from the guards. [laughter] they should make a movie about him. [laughter] >> this is a wwe wrestlemania video.syou can see that the cnn logo has been superimposed onto the other fighters face. >> he came. >> some people think it was funny. >> he saw.

he -- if you. >> him he will read the terms of's office and tell on you. brian stelter in the role of a lifetime as captain tattletale. with -- as laser. twitter justice. [applause] >> anyway. if only it ended there. cnn then launched an investigation spending time and money going after a troll, a bad troll. but because he made fun of them. and when they found him, hundreds of the got the right guy. they probably paraded his scalp! but said, they would not name him unless he misbehaves again. basically, they held his future in their hand. seems like a threat. who does that remind you of? say what again! i dare you!

i double dare you! >> that is just a joke, that is not real cnn. [laughter] you never know! why is this such a big deal? when joint corporate conference to expose a nobody in order to silence him, that is huge! it's like swatting a fly with a nuke. cnn got hacked for it not just for being stupid with being humorless to be adverse to stupidity. did they not realize that it wasn't real? it is pro wrestling. it is fake. sorry tyrus. but once again, cnn fell for fake news! [laughter] the humorless part, they could have left this up and moved on but no! they lusted over this. [video]

>> it is not even very good. i mean you can tell it is not really cnn, it's not real! but of course, once you say something bugsy to a bunch of people on twitter, what are they going to do next? ill just make more of it. that is what happens when you tell people what bothers you. they step it up. anyone with siblings knows this! [laughter] it's why i tell strangers that i hate being tickled. [laughter] that is pretty creepy. of course the creepy part was making the threat. i've been waiting for something like this to happen for years. ever since i turned in the 80s conservatives were always painted as humorless. we were the shrill tight - but we have change and now has the left. so they are now the

miserable's. i coined something called the dean wormer 's theory. my deal was to make us the pranksters but then the left the dean wormer spirit than they did themselves by embracing victimhood here they became the tattletale's and we became by default, the troublemakers. and that brings us to cnn. once an iconic company, there now instead spencer who can't take a joke. it's the new world, that humorless hacks that accuse everyone of ill will for who is having fun? us! for once! weird shows like red eye, you may have heard of it.

but of course, you have to give it to donald trump who didn't give a damn what people thought and therefore made it possible for the right to do the same. we should also thank cnn. because without them we would not have anything to laugh at. [laughter] >> less welcome tonight's guest. she is so guy, mott's letter on her head from the white house national security council staffer, julian turner. [applause] >> and banana peels slip on him he is so funny. jamie lissao. and also cohost of the fox news special, - and of course, >> he is big and i am his

massive sidekick. >> tyrus. [applause] jamie, is it weird to have a president who is part of the wwe? >> it is waiver this is one of those facts where when i realized i had not known it yet i felt smarter. [laughter] so that i don't keep up with the kardashian's. i feel smarter because of it. >> who is winning and is media work? important to say cnn is making too many mistakes. and i feel like donald trump is winning. especially with the three cnn you know they had to resign? >> yes. headline i read said that they had to resign due to a mishap with by the way, when you on a job interview that is one of the top five worst reasons for leaving a job. [laughter] it says here that you left your last job because of a mishap? let me show myself out.

involving a forklift. julian commented cnn overreacted to the to tweet? >> i think so. especially after watching the montes that you put together this evening. what i realized, i was one of the people who was critical of the video. because i was one of those lichens beneath the dignity of the office kind of people. because i have no sense of humor. [laughter] however, i think lodging a subsequent investigation and outing the guy and threatening him and all of this, it was just too far. i think what ends up happening is that people end up looking like sourpuss is. >> exactly! >> no one wants to be a sourpuss. >> tell me about i was a sourpuss for 10 minutes and i felt awful! and the troll is not a great guy. i mean subsequently they found out worst is that he put out there and he ended up apologizing for it. but that doesn't matter!

because cnn when asked this guy without knowing that. >> absolutely. saying that if something changes then we can out him. so how are they approaching this? are cnn, they going to have - solo division? following the sky and then they have a sensitivity team that reviews each one of his subsequent memes and they have a different cultural counsel to decide that the defensive and not offensive? i think that maybe they should do this thing called let it go. [applause] >> i let go often. tyrus. >> hi greg. >> don't you think cnn is a billion-dollar company, they are punching down. this is punching way, way down! >> cristobol the biggest problem in this whole thing is the ugly word fake. your mama.

you go to see a movie, easy terminator is a was really good. no you don't, wrestling is entertainment, it is simulated combat theater welcome anyone who wants to test the fake theory to come down. sign a waiver because things happen in the fake world. that is the biggest issue for me. and here's another thing if cnn that that there was so slick and clever then simulated combat, entertainment and before the show we have a disclaimer that says hi kids, these are professional attention is professionally trained to do this please don't try this at home. so we are pushing something vacantly to tell you. [applause] >> by the way, there is still not even sure that this is the actual guy! i know he said a cuss word we will edit that out. >> is the way i was raised. >> yes. but they don't even know if it is the real guy!they don't!

>> they have to spend more resources on that division. >> exactly! >> my point again they push another story without enough sources. if they had one - don't say his name. got it! run it anyway.>> they bend over backwards to explain the nonviolent nature of the word jihad. this innovatively ministered epidemics plan how violent a fake name is. so they flip out over a wrestling meme and then when they start talking about jihad against trump they say oh she didn't mean that. get it right! the parties are so reversed! >> do know who's going to be really in danger? if there's a guy out there -- >> a tragic case of mistaken identity.

america's most wanted. the guy who plays a criminal would always get arrested. i am just an actor! >> you see a blockhead cnn person walking down the street don't fall victim. >> coming up, poland, hamburg, vladimir putin, angela merkel. but what about the president's latest foreign trip to discuss all discussions? next. ♪ ♪

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♪ >> it is a moment we have waited for all week. no not the arrival of the neck massager i ordered from amazon prime. [laughter] is a meeting between vladimir putin and president trump. the anticipation as reporters waiting for them to come from behind closed doors. >> will continue to follow breaking noise. president trump and president vladimir putin meeting over 90 minutes in a meeting that was supposed to last at least half the time still going on. it started roughly what, an hour and 1/2, nearly 2 hours ago? the meeting is still going on. far longer than one expected. >> oh my gosh!

is like waiting for grandpa to come out of the bathroom on thanksgiving. [laughter] what do you, what are some of the cable channels doing with that time to fill? you say that vladimir putin one. >> former reality t.v. star and kgb spy shake hands, the president reaches out and there is a backside. the president undermining our own intelligence agencies. hasn't he already won before the meeting even started? >> i think he has won the first round. it's a must as it the talking point is preordained. but we did get a glimpse of the two leaders together. [video] >> those cameras are the loudest ever in history! don't they have smart phones now? [laughter] is like crickets on adderall.

it is amazing how the slightest move can just set these cameras off! just watch. [video] [laughter] >> that's it! that is lucille. >> that is lucille. back to the meeting. what can we decipher from the two most important minutes in diplomatic history?the nodding, sitting, the handshake. what do we read into these movements? for that we let your body language expert. doctor roberts who joins us on the phone. hello doctor. >> thank you greg. as you can see, they are sitting. they seem to be nodding.it seems like yes, look like it is going to happen, it is a handshake. this is an expression of pleasantries i believe. an expression of perhaps, hello but using your hands. the handshake is now over.

what could this mean? i have, i have some theories but i'm not telling you. until you come home. come home greg, i am naked right now and i am waiting for you. [laughter] >> thank you. don't forget to open the rose. meanwhile outside violent people rubrics and the press and protesters. let's get this straight. if i beat something with a break and set fire to the back it makes me a protester also? the media calls and protesters since they agree with their beliefs like how evil capitalism is not how evil president trump is here which is why this happened. [video] [laughter] >> that's right haters! who is going to feed you? good old american dominoes.

a bunch of jerks. [laughter] >> gillian turner, there is a lot to cover here. what did you find so striking about this? >> aside from the dominoes bicycle? was that real? >> no i doctored the footage. >> that was the most striking thing about the whole thing. i was outnumbered earlier. we tried to cover the meeting live and there still behind closed doors. and they were like were not going to sit here and speculates all his talk about something else. so we talked about north korea. it was really fun. i think that's part of the problem with the 24 hour news cycle. sometimes you have to cover stuff we don't know what's going on. rather than trying to say something or nothing should instead focus the attention on things that really matter.>> they cover people throwing stuff at cops and called and

protesters. the equally the protester with the police officers. they love the david and goliath narrative and it drives me absolutely nuts! it is just because there protesters, it doesn't make them victims. especially when they are creating violence! it just drives - msnbc, if they went to go see old yellow they would claim that the dog lives. [laughter] >> it what? >> i'm sorry, you have not seen it yet. i'm sorry. what did you make of this jamie lissow? >> cristobol those pieces had to be that had to take more than 30 minutes. also, use the new order they neck massager from amazon? i found one laying by my hotel door but way more expensive than i expected! i am scared for the north korea thing. more than i think anyone in the room because i live in alaska. >> and it is only you there! >> it is only me. it is scary.

and it's like, i thought it would have been funny at the presidents and you are safe from north korea's threat of a nuclear attack. [laughter] >> maybe you can stay with greg for a little while until things calm down. >> no one kills until it hits the mainland, unfortunately. because the mainland was the original united states in case you have forgotten. now i am kidding! i love alaska and hawaii. i know where they are. i think they are outside of the mainland. anyway, tyrus, what are your thoughts on this whole g 20 thing? >> it was a meet and greet, correct? >> yes. >> they met, they greeted, exchange pleasantries and look red. the media was like -- number they went in the back and said got em!

we colluded! break out the money boys. they laid oil on the ground, they all rolled in it. [laughter] >> own thing i want to see doing that anymore. they're talking about like they met for this long. it was like a dance marathon on happy days. before your time but you know oh my god there dancing for three hours! it's like i don't care how long it is. don't edit that. >> i certainly don't care either. with people speculating that we have protesters protesting before they even know what is going on. the anti-capitalists. you know they really don't have protest because it's incredible. [applause] >> people attacked the meeting, they said that he gave in to vladimir putin's denials of hacking in the election.

i don't understand what they wanted him to do. vladimir putin is going to say no we didn't do anything. what is he going to say, yes you did? and then vladimir putin says no we didn't and he says yes you did? you don't have to love vladimir putin to understand that this is somebody that you have to work with. nobody needs to trust him and nobody needs to like him. i was a russia will never be our best friend but you have to try and give the president of break.[applause] >> did nacvetc that i dated a protester once? >> no! >> is the greatest thing ever because you can always tell was wrong with her.because it is just written on her sign. [laughter] i will put the toilet seat down. >> before we go bill de blasio went to the protest. i think we should offer to let them have him.

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headquarters, i'm arthel neville. the trump administration on defense after the president's meeting with vladimir putin at the g20 summit. the russian leader says mr. trump accepted his denial of russian meddling in the u.s. election. the white house chief of staff disputing that, saying the president knows russia was, quote, probably involved and that russia is not off the hook, but that it's time to move forward on other issues. multiple wildfires raging in the west including this one here in santa barbara, california, which continued to grow today. crews are battling flames from the ground and the air, but record, dry record heat conditions are slowing their progress. officials report minimal containment and part of a state highway has been shut down. i'm arthel neville, more news at the top of the hour. i'll be here alongside eric shawn. .com. have a great saturday night.

greg: will they find serenity with a new identity? this week the democratic congressional campaign committee sent out an e-mail blast asking people to vote on a new slogan for bumper stickers. for the midterm elections. how sad. as excited, there also renders, resist and persist, she persisted, we resisted, they can rhyme. democrats 2018, have you seen the other guys. that is real. they were quickly mocked online and we came up with a few of our own. here is my first one if you can look at that. there you go. vote democrat and we won't call you a bigoted, racist, homophobic. democrat, will stop y2k. the way ahead of things. what do we want? i don't know. what do you want it? not sure.

democrat, show me the money, so we can waste it on things you don't need. [laughter] democratic party, where you can be president. seriously, are you interested? the democratic party, the place to go if you are scared of winning her back finally, last one. the democratic party we have candidates candy. candy is the name of the teenager that they are holding iran some and if you don't vote, she's dead. tyrus, do you have any better ones? >> how about coming to the thousands. you can tell this is why pelosi has to go. all right, let's get but pens, cards and bumper stickers and maybe a hot air balloon and will do popcorn and have a parade with jugglers and circus. it's the thousands, no input bumper stickers on the car. it's in new york.

how many people have cars. >> there's always one guy who is 60 bumper stickers and we all hate that guy. bumper stickers, great call. why not buggy whips. [laughter] democratic buggy whips. it'll be great and awesome. where your pants up to here, you look but when you're chubby. greg: buff when you're chubby. >> why are they still using hillary clinton to win? have you seen the other guys. have you seen the campaign that you iran off of the strategy of? you lost. it's time to have something to offer. greg: jamie, how bad were those with a make you vote? >> they were awful. i wish i had written some of these. wait a second i found this piece of paper under my leg. here's a list of some of the actual alternates that they were

thinking about. just do it, next time. [laughter] this one is hillary 2020, the presidency is one job we want a robot to take over. make america a pretty good again. trumps submitted one and i find it offensive. i'll just read it. he wanted a bumper sticker that a democrat on the car. baby on board. [laughter] greg: jillian, how important is a good slogan? >> i was thinking the one that you had that said she persisted, we resisted. think about it. she persisted, we resisted. that would be the best gop bumper sticker for 2020 ever. greg: that is true. >> it would be an amazing bumper sticker. >> gop, the campus here. greg: bill insisted, come back to his hotel room.

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enforce immigration laws has been enough to keep potential border clusters at home. that, plus oreo fence. fiercely, they're not worth crossing the border war. orioles are supposed to be sick, you jerks. anyway, sorry about that. the times when on to report that it's bad for the immigrant smuggling business. quote marcos, a migrant some of smuggler said last year he had taken one or two groups each month from honduras to the united states border and since mr. trump's inauguration, however, he's only had one client and he blames mr. trump. doesn't everybody? i said this before but by enforcing immigrant loss who needs to build the law and wall. it's expensive and democrats would never vote for it and it's no fun. not, as well. that is how you pick people.

that's how you do it. people who can think fast, kat trade people anticipate the changes and act preemptively. that's how important the message is. >> absolutely. it's no surprise that telling someone, don't come over but if you do i'll let you in and give you stuff is in the best way to not get someone to come over. it makes perfect sense. people still want to come here, to the west, and everybody was saying when trumps speech about how the west is so great that people were saying it was racist of him to say but somebody should tell those people. everyone in addresses being quite racist. greg: jamie, what you think about his message? >> i know a girl just like that. she says don't come over and i go over there. and she give me stuff. >> don't tell the rest of that story. >> i think he did. >> this is a safe space of bro.

wait. greg: at least trumps message is clear. >> i think the wall thing is crazy but look at the message you sent. it's obvious, i'm putting up a 40-foot wall and you're not getting into this country unless you have a letter. he comes in and says that and it's a weird mixed message on the immigration. he made an amazing point by the way which was for real. enforce the laws and then you don't need a stupid wall. i also want to say oh my god, i love travel tips. maybe this isn't the exact right place to do this right now but if anybody wants to take a last-minute illegal trip to the us prices have never been lower. there's a lot of seats coming up so go on smug club and grab yourself a ticket.

jillian, i know there's a lot of traffic to the mall and i will stay home, isn't that the same theory here. if you create barriers people are less likely to come. it's a simple logic that's been around since the beginning of time, 4000 years ago. >> that was the beginning of time. greg: according to the bible. >> that so long. so, i'm really only like double stuff oreos. yes. greg: anything about the wall? >> you wanted me to talk about immigration. [inaudible conversations] greg: i like the double stuff because when you take it off. enough of the double stuff. i shouldn't have put it in the script. >> what did you call me, greg? you guys saw it. he called the double stuff.

greg: what you mean? don't applaud that. what you make of it. greg: answer the question. >> i was startled by that put. >> we are missing the point. mr. trump can take all the credit for this. greg: who can? >> mainstream media, stand up and take a bow. they're going to read families out of their homes, they're going to take her firstborn and eat at heart. and then make you eat it too. then the giant people like me are going to come here kids, you gone. let's keep it real. greg: that is such a good. [cheering] i thank you reframe the conversation. it used to be about amnesty.

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greg: left arm the stars from here to mars. some members of congress have proposed creating a new branch of the military dedicated to protecting outer space. this is known as space core and would operate at a separate service in the air force under command of his own chief. it's necessary, according to some of its members, because the quote strategic advantages we derive from our national security space systems are eroding. air force leaders are rejecting the plan saying the pentagon is completed enough and it would add to the unnecessary bureaucracy. maybe we can change their minds. what if you called it space force and used this as your recruiting video? >> do you like writing records? firing super awesome laser means all over space. you need to join the space

force. google space serving with all-american space probe, chat with exotic space age, eat out of this world space food and defend earth from super evil aliens. it's all possible in the us space force because using the word space makes it better. don't believe us? space taco, space dog. can i join the space for supersmart damn right i did. the only thing we don't have is in space no one can hear horrible music. joined the us force. space force today. greg: if i were not a coward, after saying that, i would think about signing up. jamie, would you join? >> yeah, that look awesome. my favorite part was the burger with the straw in it. i would call them guardians of the galaxy.

i feel like the reason the air force does not want there to be a space air force is because i know the different branches of the military they get competitive with each other and i feel if you're at a bar, if you're in the space one you'll win the girl. you're talking with an air force guy and you're like where do you do your stuff in the military? here in the stratosphere. >> i was at fort bragg last week, zero, i was at mars. yes, i would join. >> have we out talked ourselves was right no one lives in space that we have to militarize it? greg: you don't know that. there could be people we need to kill out there. >> we need to launch a preemptive speak strike. greg: we should nuke other planets as they new customers. how good will it be too smart rack will some of us take illegal heroin out of our hands?

greg: that's crazy. tires, what i don't understand is why hasn't this happened sooner question i saw star wars in 1980 and we could've asked the people who made that movie how they made the spaceships? >> you want to make models is what you're missing the point. not as effective aliens but it could help us with the new characters that are trying to make nuclear missiles and it's easy to knock them out when we come out. greg: summers, fbi. >> i can't believe you misses. i'm shocked. i have to adjust my chair because i'm so shocked. i'm shocked that you would be okay with who would take it over first. once we get the eye in the sky, ai makes us move. artificial intelligence, for you guys. that's his biggest fear. that they're taking the planet over short slowly but surely. greg: when ai takes over i'll be

the benedict arnold and turn against the human race. i'll say aii with you and then they won't kill me. >> moore knows, your job will go first. greg: how dare you, jillian. i'm not a fan of space and it's too easy to get lost. i got lost in the mall in 1977 and i haven't forgotten it, jillian. >> you weren't lost, your mom is trying to get rid of you. i'm sorry, i'm kidding. greg: jillian, what are your thoughts on this? >> final thoughts are congress designs and implements and authorizes a new branch of the us military, what could go wrong? greg: i'm all for it. we have to do this. we should have an underwater military as wellin case there's sea monsters. >> team for.

greg: what about middle earth? what could be living in muller, evil urchins and things. >> or not. greg: yes, but you prepare yourself for the unknown. >> emotionally, yes, i do but not militarily. greg: that's your mistake, kat. your life would improve if you thought militarily. [laughter] >> i don't know what that means. >> and also if you were signed glasses. greg: this is why let my kids play the video games. greg: final thought, next. leave now and you miss my tech: when you schedule with safelite autoglass, you get time for more life. this family wanted to keep the game going. son: hey mom, one more game? tech: with safelite, you get a text when we're on our way. you can see exactly when we'll arrive.

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greg: see you monday at the five on him easter break were running out of time so make if you haven't had a chance to say, your chance to say. right now. greg: ask if jillian and let her think. jamie,. >> my final thought is i don't understand why homeless people in new york city that say hold up a sign they give me money. it's the only city in the world where you can get paid to hold a sign. restaurant, tourism, you don't have to bring your own time. they give it to you and pay you and now you have experience. greg: performing anywhere? >> click show. real soon. [cheering] it's been a while since i've been on the show and i wanted to just commence you guys have made changes in spruce it up a little bit. i want to give you a set up that you have a new unicorn mug and

the horn is not broken any of a candy doll with a man fun. you got a new clock. i like it. when i first came on the set i was like, i don't know but now that i've been here a while, i like it. greg: breaking news, jillian likes are set. tyrus. >> glow, preacher, checks tires out, netflix, amc and i was watching tv the other night and i taught myself at the park. you never see side boob with dorothy. she dressed like an angel. if i could design the way my mom passed it would be dorothy. you never walk in with dorothy like old, damn. greg: last word to you kat. >> i will call restaurant at a time and asked them what the soup of the day is with gregory

to go there and then i'll get angry about it. and my 85 and no one told me? greg: no one would ever call -- no one would even call people that. kat, your old. thank ♪ ♪ arthel: hello, everyone. i'm arthel neville. welcome to a brand new hour inside "america's news headquarters." eric: hello, everyone, and welcome. i'm eric shawn. topping the news right now, president trump looking to put the controversy over the russian interference over the election in the rearview mirror and try and forge a new path with russia, but can washington and moscow really change their relationship, and should russia's actions against our country really be put behind us? arthel: the guns fall silent in southwestern syria as a ceasefire brokered by the u.s. and russia takes hold, but will it stick and bring new hope to the people in that war-torn lan