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thanks so much for watching. greg gutfeld's show is next. see you next saturday night same time, same place, same me. ♪ ♪ >> aren't you a republican? >> i am a republican, but i'm not going to be a republican anymore. i've got to become an independent. [applause] greg: guess what? the independents don't want you either. ♪ ♪ [cheers and applause] greg: silence. another day, another russian appears with a name that i can't pronounce. [laughter] and the media clutches their pearls like a nun eyeing crop tops at forever 21. [laughter] here's the question, is every
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russian now a spy? is every muslim now an extremist? imagine if be these people were muslims. cmn and msnbc wouldn't know what to do. they'd have to the return to bashing the cops. fact is, the media focuses on certain parts of the story but not others. they scream about russians in this meeting while ignoring who let one of them in. it was president obama's people who allowed a woman with no visa into this country, and then she ends up meeting donald trump jr.? that's fishier than the dumpster outside red lobster. [laughter] it reminds me of my favorite soap opera. ♪ ♪ >> a passionate affair -- [laughter] a dangerous game of love and corruption. they could have had it all. >> a creme run- kremlin-connected russian lawyer who was described as a russian government lawyer ushered into a top-level meeting with the trump campaign at trump tower. >> until one man stopped everything.
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>> how does a russian lawyer get into the united states, wasn't her visa denied? and she arrived here under president obama. >> and uncovered a dark secret. >> pointing to the idea that this russian attorney got into the country because of the obama administration. >> their love survive the past? rachel maddow, barack obama, natalia vessel gnat sky ya with john stamos as russia and introducing greg gutfeld as biff. >> this is either the end of things are things are about to to get very, very weird. >> days of our comrades, weak nights. [laughter] greg: nice. all right -- [applause] sure, why not? clap. [applause] the analysis never ends,it's always dripping in qualifiers. >> there are a lot of questions still about what's going on, but there is a lot of smoke around
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here. >> we spent a lot of months trying to piece some of this together, and by no end means are the pieces fitting yet. but this does, you know, seem like a significant piece. >> if there was collusion between whether it's donald trump jr. or someone else and the russians, what does that mean? then there's the big what does that mean -- >> well, we don't know. greg: yes, we don't know! hey, but don't let that stop us. [laughter] everyone is getting into the act, even the old classics. >> look, i haven't end seen everything. this is absolutely unprecedented in the history of the country. greg: just like that false document you ped beinged about george bush. [laughter] and as bozos blather their banners below have rain bees, top -- ray byes -- rabies, sees,
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now they're just putting random words together. here's one i made up, super taco death rattle spoon. [laughter] i don't even know what it means, but i do know about collusion. first, it's not collusion for people to chat. if so, then why isn't joy behar in jail? [laughter] lock her up. and is listening a crime? if so, i now have an excuse for ignoring my wife with. ooh, an old joke. i know, it's going to hurt. [laughter] also, the media now tells us that a private citizen can't engage in the same behavior that they can. do they have special rights that we don't? carl bernstein would crawl over a bed of angry ferrets to get to that meeting, then call the source a whistleblower. if it were chelsea clinton, she'd suddenly be called a citizen journalist. hell, if you offered dirt on trump to bill clinton, he might stop groping a waitress just to take a look. [laughter] if info or trump was offered to the media, do you think they'd ponder its origins?
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they were passing around that british dossier like a used-up hustler. we keep redefining collusion, so i'm going to do it too. i've been fighting it all my life of from media, academia and hollywood. you want collusion? look at climate change journalism, look at the news coverage on law enforcement, look at how conservatives are demonized across pop culture. you want with collusion? watch how academics, reporters and celebrities. you invented it! because every day there's a smoking gun x and in two days it goes up in smoke. but the press keeps overselling their product, exhausting the public. could you imagine cnn and msnbc being this intense over benghazi, fast and furious, the irs scandal, the doj scandal, loretta lynch's tarmac visit, hillary's secret server, the clinton foundation shenanigans? i could go on. [laughter]
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i could go on, and i will, nothing will ever come close to ted kennedy meeting with the kgb to meet ronald reagan in 12984. -- 1984. if it worked, we would still have the ussr. instead now, thanks to reagan, we have a smaller, far less scary russia, and that's the big joke here. the dems used the root for the russians against us. when the ussr was deadly and wanted us dead. and now decades later, things are better, and the libs are finally seeing red? save me the outrage. [laughter] the russian story is the left's crack cocaine, and they won't put down pipe until there's a new dealer in the white house. [cheers and applause] all right. let's welcome tonight's guests. she's so sweet, she hiccups butterflies, fox news chief legal correspondent shannon bream.
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[cheers and applause] he's so smart, mensa sends him hate mail. author, political commentator and host of the mark steyn show, mark steyn! [cheers and applause] she's so sharp, scissorses are told not to run with her. co-host of the fox news specialist, kat timpf. [applause] and that's not nighttime, it's tyrus' shadow. former bodyguard and my massive sidekick, tyrus. [cheers and applause] all right. shannon, you're the lawyer here. what do you make of this? is there any there there or is there no there there? >> let's take one thing off the table right away, and this is the talk of treason because that is something each on the right the left all along this ideological spectrum, they seem to agree the t word is out. let's stop talking about that word. there are some of the things that you know overzealous prosecutors or interested parties would pursue. there's talk of things like perjury.
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had he made any sworn testimony under oath talking about whether he had those kinds of meetings, there are those saying did he get anything of value from the foreign national. i think that right now there are many investigations underway, so we'll see. but think most people agree it's not the legal trouble he has to the worry about, it's more the public perception. greg: i think the public has accepted the perception of trump that he's an outsider, therefore, these mistakes happen. but that's another story. mark, is the media roughist? [laughter] >> i think it's more than that. i was disturbed to hear shannon say did he get something of value from a foreign national, because i didn't know that was a crime in america. [laughter] trump produced the miss universe pageant which, by definition, the title suggests it may involve meeting people who are not american. greg: that's true. [laughter] >> and i'm disturbed. i'm not a foreigner myself.
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i was born and raised in idaho, as you can probably tell -- [laughter] but i do deplore this xenophobia. and it's weird to me, particularly from the open borders party like the democrats that all seven billion people on the planet are fine except for russian. do you remember when the secret service got into trouble with the cartagena hookers? they were supposed to be advancing a trip for obama, and instead they were in hotel rooms with cart hay ya hookers -- cartagena hookers, and congress passed a law forbidding secret service agents to be in their hotel rooms with foreign nationals. it's not that problem, it's a cartagena hookers problem. [laughter] greg: yes. >> it's the same thing here. of there's not a problem with a russian pop promoter or a russian lawyer. there'd be problems if they were crack intelligence agents, but so far they're just fringe, wacky russians.
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musical comedy russians. greg: exactly. the fun ones. >> yeah, they're one funs -- fun ones. greg: kat, i don't know, russians are just -- we treat them as if each one is somehow a spy. and i'm married to a russian, and as far as i can tell, i don't think she's a a spy yet. >> yeah. [laughter] >> that's how good she is. >> that's super deep cover. i wouldn't take that assignment, greg. [laughter] you've got to give her credit for that. >> that's how i feel. like, i think there's certain things that i have questions about. why does the story keep changing, stuff like that. however, there's that side, and then the other side is people are just going nuts over every little thing. greg: right. >> if you're a russian, automatically you can't talk to that person, or it's a nothing burger, or it's the end of the world. i don't understand when i lost my right to care just a little about something. [laughter] i want to be able to care just a little without putting on a tinfoil hat, of either side.
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i don't want to put on the deep state, media left conspiracy or the russia, putin, best buddies with trump conspiracy theory. greg: yeah. >> i have work to do, i have a life. i don't want to pretend i'm the fbi. why is everyone an armchair fbi agent all the time? i'm just going to chill and let everybody else do their job and see what happens and manage to stay as relaxed as possible. greg: well, i think that's a good move on your part. what about you, tyrus, what do you think? >> what do i think? i think the real story is i have my own new tv show that came out on amc -- [laughter] i got one damn tweet. hey, whatever it was. cool. [laughter] >> that was definitely a very american thing to do. >> i don't care about russia stuff anymore, i'm over it. so they had a meeting, sick people in there. who cares? he's a private citizen. what's the big deal? the big deal is i was on preacher on amc, and no one said nothing! [laughter] [applause]
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so, yes, greg -- [cheers and applause] greg: the audience agrees. we have missed the real story, that tyrus is now on preacher. what is your character? >> you didn't watch! i'm not telling you. don't even go there, kat -- >> thanks. that tease real -- that's the real story, the collusion between you two. when you guys got your show, good job, high-five. greg: you got a chair. you know the worst thing about this scandal? if i ever hear the world nothing burger again -- >> yeah. greg: -- i don't know, i'm going the kill something. i can't say what it is, because then i'll be investigated. up next, hillary clinton may want to play a role in next year's midterms. is this good news for where are we? about to see progressive's new home quote explorer. where you can compare multiple quote options online and choose what's right for you. woah. flo and jamie here to see hqx.
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♪ ♪ greg: like acid reflux after that chipotle burrito -- [laughter] hillary keeps coming back up. [laughter] according to the hill newspaper, hillary clinton wants to play a role in next year's midterm election, but it's not clear what that role would be. i'm guessing she's going to help them lose. [laughter]
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because when all else fails, why not help other candidates lose too? is. [laughter] the article dose on to say that hillary, quote, is looking at the house distributes she won in last year's presidential contest against donald trump as a part of an autopsy of her failed campaign. yes, let's take a look at the election results by congressional district and remember hillary won everything in blue -- [laughter] [cheers and applause] i haven't seen that much red since i got pink eye in that hostel. [laughter] amsterdam, '94. the democrats have a problem. they can't get past their past. the party of progress now does nothing but regress. no new stars, no new ideas. it's like their brains are constipated. if only there were a drug for that. >> are you living in the past and can't move on? do you sit and treatment of days
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when obama was president and struggle to come up with any new ideas for the future other than writing fan mail to hillary? ♪ ♪ >> then you need demolax, the drug that lets you pass the past. it works by relaxing the receptors of your brain allowing you to overcome mindset blockages. why suffer like in any longer? >> i haven't had a new idea in three days. >> i used to have a solid thought every morning, but now i just sit there for 45 minutes, and all i can think about is hillary. >> rid yourself of mind constipation and look forward to a fresh start. >> since taking demolax, all i can do is think about the future. i'm having new ideas every day. [laughter] >> talk to your doctor today about demolax. [cheers and applause] greg: all right, mark, should hillary retire and let someone
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else in the party shine? i mean, this is -- they can't be happy to have her linger. >> no, i think hillary 2020, third time's the charm -- [laughter] i like, i like two things about hillary. i like when she dances. if you've seen on stage when they play some groovy music that the young people are into and she starts -- [laughter] greg: i like that. >> -- grooving along. i like, do the hill? i mean, that's good. and i like when hillary tells jokes, and she does that bobbleheaded movement. she's, like -- [laughter] when she tells jokes. [applause] and i feel, i just feel if they had a campaign manager who had hillary just dancing and joke telling, hillary 2020, third time's the charm, the way to go. [laughter] greg: she always telegraphs the punchline. >> yeah. greg: that joke. it's so much fun.
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all right, shannon -- [laughter] should she run for office again? should a clinton run for office? >> well, it may be chelsea. greg: maybe chelsea's a great bumper sticker. >> maybe chelsea, question mark? [applause] don't, listen, don't ever count out hillary clinton. i do not -- because remember, she has many scores to settle, because she has explained the reasons why she lost including netflix, "the new york times", president obama having two terms, hackers in macedonia, vladimir putin, james comey. i mean, she's got a lot of scores the settle, so i would not rule her out because she has listed all of the things she needs to avenge, and maybe she could do that in 2020. >> she's not going to get the drop on those macedonians. [laughter] i mean, the macedonian content farmers. if you'd seen -- >> she's got a bead on them. she's on it. greg: i don't think so. tyrus, what kind of message do
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the democrats need to get back to, because right now -- >> message? greg: yeah. >> message? greg: yes. >> don't blame us, blame her. [laughter] [cheers and applause] greg: i don't know if that's going to cork to work. kat, is this anybody that could fill the current void that they seem to have? >> well, they should start thinking about it, right? greg: yes. >> all heir trying to do is -- they're trying to do is attack donald trump. kid rock is running for senate in michigan, elizabeth warren is saying he's like the next trump. really, you're going with that again? [laughter] how many times do you have to lose with the same strategy before you're like maybe this is making us lose. kid rock would probably be a fun dude to hang out with, okay? i would love to -- greg: i could make that happen. >> oh. [laughter] hillary clinton, not so much. if the democrats knew what was good for them, they would look at little pac and try to start their own little pac to keep her in the woods and out of
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influencing anything, because she makes things go bad for them. [cheers and applause] greg: i think what the dems should learn from donald trump is he won, it was a reaction against identity politics, so get away from that. it was a reaction against a monolithic media, there's that. and also law enforcement, that he was pro-law enforcement. because all those things plagued the democratic party. they were seen as anti-law enforcement, pro-identity politics and pro-monolithic media. >> plus, she just whined at the end about how mean he was from her. who would want to listen to that from a president instead of leading the country? she just says you guys are really mean, and things are hard for me even though i'm very, very rich and i've had every chance to keep blowing it. wah, go away. greg: on that note, up next, campus word police take drastic measures against a law professor.
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mount and the palestinians call it the noble sanctuary. metal detectors and security cameras will be installed to help stop future attacks. thousands of turks marched in an kara to commemorate the coups attempt. 100,000 public employees have been fired. a state of emergency was declared allowing the government to rule by decree. now back to "the greg gutfeld show." greg: the punishment is taxing more a question about waxing. a law professor at howard university is now being labeledded a sexual harasser because of the content of a question he put on an exam the question detailed a hypothetical situation in which a customer at
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a salon claims she fell asleep during a brazilian wax and was touched inappropriately. two of professor reginald l. robinson's students complained about the question which led to a 15-month investigation. howard university took objection to a word in the test question. now be warped, i'm about to -- be warned, i'm about to say this objectionable word. please cover your ears. howard university took objection to the word genitals. and sentenced the professor to sensitivity training. now, i'm no esquire, but i'm pretty sure during the course of any lawyer's to career, they hear words a lot worse than that one, and some of them have to actually study crime scenes. that's a lawyer's job. if they can't handle that, they can't be my lawyer. watch something fun like this instead. ♪ ♪
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greg: clearly, that dog is guilty of cultural appropriation. [laughter] shannon, i think this, this is a huge story because it signifies a victory against speech. by punishing a person for using words pertinent to their job. i mean, how can you who to med school if these words are going to be -- if you've got to open up a cadaver? i mean, this is going to be a microaggression. >> well, first of all, if i read that text the on one of my law school exams, which i did not, no one falls asleep during a brazilian, so, first of all -- >> that was my exact thought. [laughter] greg: how do you know this? mark's nodding, oh, yes, i know. >> i was a sexual harassment attorney, i was involved with those cases, and there is so much worse in the world. when i was in law school, i was just trying to survive semester
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to semester. i didn't have time to lodge complaints against professors like, and if you're this delicate, you're never going to survive. greg: no one's ever going to hire you. >> it's not going to work. greg: and, mark, in qanta they just passed a law that makes it a criminal offense if you use the wrong pronoun. >> that's right. if you misgender a transitioning person -- normally i hate all the safe spaces, the triggering and all that. i do think it's a bit odd, i mean, there were words in this question that you cannot use on this. there are phrases in this question that we cannot use on this show. greg: right. >> and it seems to me a bit odd for a professor to put them in a legal question. so i don't think he should be, you know, deemed a sexual harasser and his career destroyed. greg: yeah. >> but to quote -- and i believe this may be the first time this man has been mentioned on your
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show, the eminent 19th century, early 20th century english jurist lord mollton? greg: of course. >> well, shannon's familiar with him as a legal analyst. >> i wrote a paper on him. >> he said the most important part of high is not what's legal or illegal, it's the 80% that's just in the realm of man hers. so we shouldn't have -- the idea that everything here is either legal or illegal, either you get it right or you're deemed a sexual harasser, i do feel uncomfortable -- not quite as uncomfortable during that last brazilian wax i had -- [laughter] but i do feel uncomfortable if it were my daughter being given a question about different types of brazilian wax, which is what's at issue in this -- greg: interesting. you're talking more from a manners rather than a legal standpoint. >> yes. it can't all be laws. greg: so let me -- kat, you work in publishing, so do can i. if i'm in a meeting and i'm
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dealing with, like, a layout of a pop star and we're talking about body parts or whatever like that, that could be somebody in that office that felt like i had microto-adepressed them by saying we need to do this or that. >> yeah, and you would lose. because now if you're offended, people automatically say you're right because they don't want to get sued x that's basically what's been happening. they were to offended not by the descriptions maybe, but by the word, by the word genitals. which, i'm sorry, i said it. it's in science books, okay? [laughter] it's a word that if you're above the age of 3, you at least have a concept that it's going to play a role in your life. you can get over it. you can't be a human without thinking about the g-word existing. >> no, no, no. [laughter] >> and you can't be a -- some people never shut up about it. [laughter] >> meant to say the g-word. >> and you can't be a lawyer without being able to handle the fact that there's sometimes people in the world who dod bad things. your job is dealing with people
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breaking laws or potentially breaking laws. greg: yeah. >> that would like being a police officer who's scared of guns and death. i'm still going to do it. i'm a doctor, but i'm a germophobe. i refuse to see any patients. [laughter] maybe it's just not the job for you. there are approximately infinity other jobs. feel free to choose one of those. come on. greg: hey, tyrus -- >> genitals. greg: let's say you're reading a script for a movie -- >> oh, now he cares. greg: no, no, no. [laughter] and the dialogue troubles you. what would happen if you went to the screen writer or the director and you go, you know, this line you have me saying, i know it's what the character would say, but i just don't feel comfortable. what would happen? >> they would say, that's a great point, tyrus, we'll change it immediately. [laughter] and then as soon as i walk out, they're like get his big ass out of here. [laughter] greg: coming up, who's the
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♪ ♪ [laughter] [cheers and applause] greg: guess who i am? huh? don't hit me. don't hit me. >> uh-oh. [cheers and applause] >>s has anyone seen my wallet? greg: sit down, tyrus. >> that's what greg looks like without his makeup on. greg: when it comes to tipping, there are two types of people in this country. credit cards.com surveyed just over a thousand adults across country about how much they leave the wait staff. turns out the highest tippers who leave about 20% average are republican men from the northeast to who who voted for trump.
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there's one of those in our audience. [cheers and applause] worst tippers, women, southerners, democrats and those paying with cash. these groups leave ant 15-16% on average which still isn't that bad, i think. how do i tip? great question. when i'm done eating, i offer the server a free copy of mark steyn's fantastic album. [laughter] it's called feline groovy, songs for swinging cats. here's a taste. it's real. ♪ i thought i saw a pussy cat creeping up on me. ♪ you bet i saw a pussy cat as plain as he could be. [laughter] ♪ he's watching you. ♪ he's watching you. [laughter] greg: oh. [cheers and applause] >> i, i rented joe scar borough's six of my groupies, because he's a little light in
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that department. greg: i still love that song. all right, tyrus, what do you make of this tipping study? >> i'm stuck on the video. i need at least -- [laughter] you know what? i live by a rule, if you don't have tip money, don't go out to eat, and i usually tip about 40%. greg: really? >> i'm a creature of habit, and they know that i'm going to get great service and they're going to get a great tip. not tipping to me is an insult. when i see it, i'll say something. matter of fact, i was having family dipper, and sometimes at those hi batch chi places you have to sit with strangers. and i have to do whole thing, and the tip came, and the dude was like, you know, i pay a lot of money. he tipped $10 on $100 bill, and i was like, brah, come on, man. i tip 50% because i have to tip for you because you ruined the service. [laughter]
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greg: kat, when you eat, do you tip? [laughter] >> you just made me millions of dollars. greg: sorry, kat, go ahead. >> so it's not a surprise that people who vote against the government taking away all of their money and giving it to other people tend to have more money. come on, that makes the most sense. i also tip ridiculous amounts of money. i used to be a waitress. i was, perhaps, the worst waitress in the world. so even if service is bad, because i still tip a bunch. i mean, really bad. i spilled a whole bottle of wine on a lady once, and instead of grabbing paper towels, i just stood this asking her if she hated me. she's like, listen, i don't care, just help me. greg: that is very kat. more worried -- >> oh, my god, are you mad at me in. >> are we cool? [laughter] >> so, you know, the worse the service, sometimes i give the larger tip because i have a bit of, you know, solidarity with all of us bad waitresses out there. greg: all right. mark, democrats are only generous with other people's money. >> yeah.
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i think that's it. i never made it to waiter, i was a busboy in toronto. we got 10% of our waitresses' tips. so if we had a room full of democrats, i was screwed. [laughter] because i was getting 10% of 90 people who tip, whatever it was, 12%, plus you coming in and happening me my cat album. and i get one track on that. >> you left owing them money. [laughter] >> you're right. democrats care about all seven billion people on the planet in general so that if they get really great service, they say, you know, you're a terrific, really hard working waitress. i'm really impressed by you, and i'm going to work hard to tell the republican congress to increase the minimum wage in three, four, five years' time, and that's how they work. they care about people in general -- greg: right. >> -- but not about individuals. greg: they think globally, not locally. >> it's all about the attitude.
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even if you spill a bot of wine, i'm going to chip in. my husband meets as the criteria of men being better tippers than women, he's so generous. in a good way. he feels like these people are hustling, working hard. greg: it's always awkward when you have a relative, generally older, and you wait until they leave and you add money on the bill -- >> yes, we do that. greg: i'm that guy. [laughter] anyway, i'm the guy that just leaves, and i know that they're going to pay. no, i'm kidding. up next, rock and roll is officially dead. two musicians get dropped from their record label for not having correct point of view on topics like immigration. i'll talk with them next. [cheers and applause] ♪ it's happening, it's happening! in the modern world, you can control just about anything with an app. your son is turning on all the lights again! and with the esurance mobile app,
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some, quote, ugly opinions in a magazine interview. at least record label thought their opinions were ugly. you be the judge. on topic of deportation in the u.s., doris, who's from bosnia, said, quote: i.c.e. is just doing their job. oh, my god. and i'm glad they're finally starting to work on decan porting criminal -- deporting criminal illegal aliens. it took ages for me to to get my green card, and because there's so many illegals coming in, they make it hard for people who want to become part of the american society the right way. amen. [cheers and applause] i know. i know. i think i'm getting vapors. how awful was that? [laughter] there is more. when asked to be critical of the music world, doris criticized what she called horrible feminist bands who don't play their own instruments. ooh. and she said, quote: they'll make songs about being sexually assault or how about empowering abortions are.
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so the record label, castle face, took to facebook to say they were cutting ties to dream machine and gave your standard cowardly the opinions expressed don't reflect us. what an unusual story. [cheers and applause] they're with us now. so, matt, it seems to me like it's all doris' fault. are bow typing to -- are you going to keep her in the band? [laughter] >> it's all my fault. >> well, we found ourselves in an interesting scenario, to say the least. one thing he noticed when we were looking at the response is something just didn't seem to add up. on one side we were getting thousands and thousands of positive e-mails, response from people supporting us, labels, booking agents, all that. and on the other side, we didn't receive one single e-mail from somebody who had an actual grievance or wanted clarification or justification for anything we said.
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so from that we sort of realized it wasn't genuine outrage, but more of a manufactured outrage that was borne out of the political correctness, peer pressure and the virtue signaling that you see on social media. >> yeah. and we didn't really even say anything that controversial. i mean, who wouldn't want criminal deported? i don't know of one person who would want to wake up and say, oh, i'm so glad there's a bunch of criminals. [laughter] it's not that controversial. our first reaction was what did we say again, what was it -- we couldn't remember even. but, and, you know, you're not allowed to criticize feminists because then you're a misogynist, and if you're a woman, you have internalized misogyny. so it's all, you know, not allowed to say anything about it. greg: i think you guys are the smartest musical artists i've ever heard. [laughter] [cheers and applause] >> we're not all crazy liberals. greg: you know what kills me most about story?
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is the true definition of an artist is not giving a damn about what other people think. but the people that are going after you are so concerned about being part of their peer group that they threw you aside. that's what bugs me -- >> absolutely. greg: you guys are the rebels, and everybody else are the sheep. >> the interesting thing is, the good thing is that when the scale gets tipped all the way to one side, and the far left definitely has control over culture, is dominating the music business, and when that scale gets tipped all the way -- which is it is now -- you're going to see a counterculture emerge. and i think you're going to see a lot of bands like us who are just fed up. and no matter where you are on the political spectrum, they're going to stand up and say i didn't sign up for this, and this is, this has gone too far. >> it's literally just become neo-liberals versus people with common sense, you know? it's like mentally ill people versus people who have a healthy mind -- [laughter]
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and see -- [cheers and applause] greg: it is interesting that it's always about freedom of expression, and the people that are supposed to be extolling freedom of expression are the ones trying to silence you. how's your record doing? >> it's been really good actually, yeah. [laughter] yeah. doing way better than it would have ever done with castle face. [laughter] you know? it's, it's pretty crazy because all these people say, oh, you know, you're so oppressive to these people who are suffering. i survive a war with my parents, and i feel like i have a pretty good perspective of what is suffering. and these people are are saying, you know, you're not allowed the to say white christmas or milk is racist -- [laughter] i mean, they've gone too far, and it's completely insane. and especially coming from bosnia having your house bombed and all these things, you know, you realize like these people have it so good, you know? greg: yeah.
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>> we live in such a great country. greg: it's got to make you laugh when you hear about students on campus demanding safe spaces. you know what a safe space is because you escaped an unsafe space. >> absolutely. america is a safe space in that condition to text. but especially as a refugee, a safe space, you know, the ones that you see on campuses wouldn't have done me any good. i would have become a weakling. i didn't escape a war to become weak, i escaped a war to have a life that is good. that was an actual fascist regime -- [laughter] and everybody's calling us fascist for saying that we want criminals deported and that feminist bands are terrible, which they are. [laughter] >> you have to say at a certain point normal people have the say this has gone way out of proportion. greg: yeah. >> yeah. greg: you guys are great. matt and doris, the band's call dream machine. the new album's called the illusion. i have it, i i told everybody i
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know to buy it. it's great. >> thank you. greg: best of luck and congratulations on your success. [cheers and applause] >> thank you so much. [cheers and applause] greg: all right. when we return, the best part of -- [inaudible] confirmation hearings, the cable networks didn't sh what if we pull customer insights from the data in real time? wait, our data center and our clouds can't connect? michael, can we get this data to...? look at me...look at me... look at me... you used to be the "yes" guy. what happened to that guy? legacy technology can handcuff any company. but "yes" is here. so, you're saying we can cut delivery time? yeah. with help from hpe, we can finally work the way we want to. with the right mix of hybrid it, everything computes. four seconds on the clock, championship on the line. erin "the sharpshooter" shanahan fakes left. she's outside of the key, she shoots... ...she scores! uh... yes, erin, it is great time to score a deal.
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to ban all college parties? >> first, i would try to to talk him out of it, and if that failed, i would resign. [laughter] >> your integrity is impressive. you've been investigating. which is more delicious, twinkie ice cream or cupcake ice cream? are you going to continue to pursue this? >> there isn't a person on this planet who's lobbying or influence could convince me to just drop or abandon a properly predicated and meritorious investigation. >> i appreciate your persistence. >> this is one of most difficult issues facing the country -- >> no, i agree. ice cream is a big deal. >> that's absolutely true. >> rumor has it you're a fan of ma moon five. -- maroon five. is that true? [laughter] you understand that in the united states senate we find that kind of thing up acceptable. >> i understand completely what you're getting at -- >> between you and i, that might not sit well with senator hatch. [laughter] whatever happens, i wish you the best of luck, or bro. >> thank you, senator, means a
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lot. [cheers and applause] greg: all right. got that go. gotta go. thanks to shannon bream, mark steyn, kat, is coming up next. jesse: "watters world" is on. tonight ... president trump doubling down on his promise that mexico will pay for the border wall. in a "watters world" exclusive the chief of the u.s. border patrol sits down in her first on tv interview. >> don't tell us you are crew crusading for an equal place at the table for women because you are not.
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