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but that presidency is over. it will be something else. there will be all kinds of fights and there will be good days and bad days, but that presidency is over." some really strong words from mr. bannon. chief white house correspondent john roberts joins us now at the inside story. >> jesse, good evening to you. steve bannon and others, a lot of his acolytes and democrats are now in control with what the president hears at the white house. as for steve bannon, he's back at work at breitbart. employees tweeting out that he has resumed his position. executive chairman. even attending an editorial meeting today. bannon plans to go on the warpath against opponents of president trump, in congress and in the media and in corporate america. and against what bannon refers to as globalists. that would be people like gary

cohn, jared kushner, h.r. mcmaster, and steven mnuchin. in some ways, bannon is now unchained from the constraints of the white house that sort of had him pinned down. he is now free to go out and do whatever he wants. what's the reason why bannon is gone? you've seen that cover of the "time" magazine article. it looked like bannon was the real power behind the throne at the white house. there is also the book, "devil's bargain," the rock at the trump road all the way to the presidency. there was some talk in july that bannon may be leaving at the same time reince priebus was. j i am told by sources in the know at the white house that bannon tenured his resignation to the president on august 7th. the deal was that his resignation and departure was going to be announced at the beginning of this week but that all of the events in relation to charlottesville and the aftermath of that pushed that

timetable back some. what's murky in all of this is what role john kelly played because bannon had already given his resignation but john kelly was evaluating his position in the white house. kelly was the one who ultimately made the decision. the chief of staff john kellyy and steve bannon together agreed that today would be bannon's last day. what ise also a little bit murky -- foggy, if you will -- is what role this article in the american prospect played in bannon's departure. a lot of people at the white house were very upset by it. they believe you can't contradict the president on items like north korea, the things you did -- about gary cohn, without having repercussions but bannon was already out because we were told he tenured his resignation.bu it might have been a massiveal exit interview where he got the air all his grievances.

particularly his concerns about trades with china in a forum where f he sure that jesse. a lot of democratic working people might see it. >> jesse: thank you very much. greg gutfeld, i think the understanding is the president has gotten rid of reince priebus and sean spicer. he's also gotten rid of steve bannon, one of the more ideological populist nationalist. he has surrounded himself by generals, his family, and some moderate wall street people. it is that you see it? >> greg: i kind of see it as he unloaded bannon as a way to feed the angry mob. the sacrificial lien, if you will. i'm skeptical of how evil he was painted. i'm always wary of the thought mob. when everyone same the same thing. it strikes me, the way he was painted for six or seven months. it's so irrational that it is

likely wrong. the white house lost a chief strategist but the good news is, cable news has gained a new talh show host. the question is, where is he going to go? it could be bannon and the mooch. morning drive time. >> jesse: [laughs] i would love to see bannon and the mooch. >> greg: morning drive time. >> jesse: it couldn't be prime time because it would not be family oriented. >> greg: what time would it be? [laughter] >> jesse: late night, late night. now that bannon has gone back to breitbart, could he potentially be more effective there, using breitbart as a weapon like he said he would be? to really hammer the president's opponents and push the president's agenda? >> kennedy: i think he also might push the president.

it gets you relieved of your post. some said that bannon didn't necessarily want to quit. he wanted to be fired..it it's better for his personal narrative. what we have seen from sean spicer and reince priebus and even anthony scaramucci when they left these white house, the very cordial, postmortem interviews. they think the president. they talked about serving the country and bannon is like -- he's finally someone spilling the beans. he said this presidency is over. he's willing to talk. he knows he has an outlet. he didn't have to give that conversation, that means he's got a lot more vitriol and ammunition. now he certainly got the platform. >> jesse: do you believe the presidency of donald trump is over as we know it? because bannon and the president were pretty ideologicallyy aligned when it came to economic nationalism and things of that nature. what do you think?

>> lisa: the media is going to have a field day trying to square bannon against president trump. anytime bannon says something, it's going to be a new cycle for the day.p. there's an overemphasis on eachh individual within the trump presidency. what we have seen from the media continuously is -- who has the strings of donald trump the puppet, right? kushner, bannon, reince priebus -- >> jesse: i am not a puppet, you're the puppet. >> lisa: if he is leaving in the presidency is over -- >> kennedy: look at the campaign trail with president trump. he defeated 16 candidates during that duration, who had more money than him. who outperformed him in terms of on the ground.th people more experienced. he defeated hillary clinton who had two times the amount of money and five times the amount of staff. he did that with three different campaignnt members.

>> lisa: steve bannon and kellyanne conway, that's when the race really shifted to trump's advantage. >> kennedy: defeating 16 candidates is also -- he espouses a lot of the same principles. now particularly on issues with trade, making america great again, 12 days after -- >> greg: you read a playboy article? nobody reads playboy articles. [laughter] >> kennedy: i was reading it because -- >> jesse: that was my line! let's get juan and here. what did democrats say about bannon leaving? are you celebrating in the streets? >> juan: bannon was not a hero for the democrats. he wanted to talk to a democrat. right? he got out there, something you touched on. a strong message to a working-class democrat, he stands with them and he was all about fighting against the chinese. some people go inside the

white house and they saw him as far too friendly to russia and putin. the inside fight is what catches my attention. we have people like bannon, aligned with reince priebus, and the whole nationalistic -- we were in the campaign, we knew how to push the right buttons on immigration, race, all theig like -- those people have been,e it seems to me, totally eclipsed. you know what? you see jared kushner right there. right? with ivanka. they are much more aligned with people like gary cohn, the whole goldman sachs crowd. i think they are wall street people.al i don't know how you call them moderate. they want less regulation and -- >> kennedy: hallelujah! more money. >> jesse: i don'tor think those are the type of people that are going to pick fights with china. they aren't going to be hard on

immigration. and bannon was saying thosere people to him are more moderate. >> juan: they are morehe moderate in terms of -- maybe compared to bannon but not compared to the democratic agenda. when you ask what democrats think, many trump supporters see these folks as part of that nationalist trend. they say you guys are going -- bannon saw them as globalists. people who were in fact ignoring the hardworking middle-class in america. >> jesse: definitely a part of the establishment. >> juan: the establishment republicans are in a moment too. they are very angry at trump right now. trump has -- >> jesse: when are they not angry? >> juan: trump is blaming mitch mcconnell for the failure of his legislative agenda. he's taking on people like jeff flake and john mccain. where does it go now? you have breitbart, a really high place. breitbart is where bannon is going to stay. the trump administration -- >> jesse: kennedy, were you going to respond?

>> kennedy: who has been a part of this administration and who has been released, we have to look at where we are going.ha i'm wondering, do steve bannon somehow flip on the president? is there some bad blood and does he make things difficult in this russia investigation? what does he know and then whatm does he share with the special counsel? >> jesse: i think the president and steve bannon will continue to talk. do you think we are overplaying the whole advisor game right now? do you think trump -- >> greg: no, in the context of what's been going on, this is an ongoing thing. i try to remain optimistic. i'm giving this administrationi the benefit of the doubt because he's our president. what i am worried about is that the media has gotten a hold ofn the thread of thisis sweater. they are not going to let go until there's nothing left. let's say he made this change is

a way to say hey, look, i listened to general kelly. and we are going to calm the waters. we are going to move forth. i don't think he's going tom change anybody's mind. they are out to get him. they are out to get him in an o irrational, incorrect way. he has made mistakes but they are expecting the wrong thing from trump.rr he's not the kind of person that soothes a nation. he's a businessman. president obama had the eloquence to sooth the nation. donald trump is a street fighter and that's what you're saying.oq >> juan: what about conservative media? i'm talking about not only breitbart but drudge, the possibility that bannon goes out and combines with robert mercer. the conservative moneyman. and creates a new conservative channel? >> greg: they have a lot of talent out there. [laughter] >> jesse: how is washington reacting to bannon's departurere and is this a reset mode for the white house? bret baier will discuss, next. ♪

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♪ >> juan: steve bannon's exit from the white house is perhapss the biggest political shake-up of the year. in 2017, that's saying something. take a look at how the broadcast networks covered it tonight. >> we will see what happens with mr. bannon. >> today, we saw. the president presses control, alt-right, delete. he gives his chief strategist the boot. >> west wing lightning rod steve bannon is out tonight. trump chief strategist, a key architect of trump's election victory, he nurtured most of the president take no prisoners -- right wing impulses. >> this picture taken just days after the inauguration. now national security advisor michael flynn, gone. press secretary sean spicer, gone. chief of staff reince priebus, gone. and finally today, steve bannon. >> juan: to get a better idea of how the political class in washington, bret baier. is this a reset moment for the

white house? >> good evening, guys. i think greg was right earlier when he said if everybody thinks this is going to be some major pivot for president trump, they've been looking for it for a long time, it likely is not going to be. president trump is going to be president trump.is that said, it's an eye-opener. i think people saw it coming. the word was that he was on his way out and the administration, the president had made that decision with general kelly'ses guidance a couple of weeks ago. bannon is telling people that he offered his resignation august 7th. and that today was going to be the last day. it's a change. it doesn't take away the uniqueness of this president or the firepower of steve bannon,ak who now, in his words, has a lot more weapons in his old job as the executive of breitbart news. >> juan: i heard you say you

thought this was the worst week in the trump presidency. is that right? >> i did, earlier. i was asked about the perception of how the president is beingi received. when you have people speaking out, charlottesville, mainly that tuesday news conference and then you see everything else that has transpired, this was not a stellar week for this president. as far as number one, gettingg capitol hill engaged on his agenda come the fall. there are a lot of big things in the next few weeks that he's going to need not only republicans but democrats to pass. >> kennedy: bret, it's kennedy. hey. who fills the void? >> greg: that was my question. >> kennedy: i will phrase it differently, greg gutfeld. we've been reading that steve bannon has been in sam the

butcher's meat locker. and has been thrown out of this administration. who has taken over his role in the last week? >> great question. kellyanne conway probably has a more significant role. general kelly has been empowered with that general staffnd position. he's a lot more political minded about the future and laying things out as far as an agenda then people may have given him credit for. he was a legislative liaison for two defense secretaries. he knows his way around washington. i think he has a lot more political savvy in that role dan people may know. lastly, i think jared and ivanka will take a much more prominent role if you believe bannon and jarrett were going at it. >> juan: bret, we've got squabbling going on at the table because apparently kennedy took greg's question. >> greg: i don't know if this could be a shift or will theyad add somebody new?

less incendiary? maybe like a michael savage? [laughter] >> i started this segment by freezing your analysis, this is a big night forna me. i think trump, president trump is going to be president trump. you are exactly right. he's not going to change just because steve bannon is there or not. bannon met with bob mercer, the hedge fund millionaire this week, president trump -- and live confirmed that. that means they've been talking things through.ea about how to play the outside game with steve bannon and the mercers, perhaps. that's an interesting thing in and of itself. >> lisa: hi, bret, it's lisa. are we expecting for people like steve miller or sebastian gorka, more closely aligned with steve bannon. does this signal anything for them? are you hearing of any

additional staff changes? >> all we have heard is that general kelly is not finished cleaning house. if that's accurate i think there are people that will be looking over their shoulder. people, there are probably a couple of them. steve miller has entrenched himself. into this speech writing and on the more communication side of things. maybe a better position. there are a couple others who might be looking over their shoulders. >> jesse: hey, bret. i don't want to get into the president's head. i think that's a veryse interesting place to be. if you're president trump, do you run out of people to fire after a while? [laughter] >> jesse: it's the churn factor. he's turning out people. one person goes in the next person goes.he if kelly stacks the debt, and he's got a team, he has still

got another three years left in the first term. does he keep firing people? or does he stick with the team? even in the primaries -- he was still firing people. >> it's kind of a chaotic scene. 11 firings or resignations since february 13th. it's august 18th. you have quite a lot of turmoil. it's not a traditional operation. i don't know if it's going to continue. i think there's a sense that they need to settle things down before the fall. as i mentioned, it's not just hope and wish about tax reform and infrastructure. you have things that are going to hit the deadline. fiscal cliff. a debt ceiling raise. a budget that will require some best hands at the till. >> juan: before we let you go and thanks so much for talking to us tonight. i am struck by the idea that wee have seen breitbart had #war.i the interview that steve bannon gave to the weekly standard.

this presidency, eight months in, it's over. for people like you watching and thinking what's going on here -- is that a signal aboutat potentially coming from the right-wing media towards the president, because of bannon's dismissal? or do you think it doesn't have much impact or meaning going forward? >> the #war thing was kind of the mantra that bannon used to take on the big foes. the mainstream media, democrats, the establishment republican class. i think more significantly, juan, is the quote steve bannon gave the weekly standard tonight. that presidency, the presidency we fought for and won, is over. essentially saying that he is going to battle not president trump, he's going to

help president trump and perhaps who president trump is and what he wants to get done. but he's going to battle the forces that are trying to turn president trump into a more traditional establishment figure. some of those forces are inside the trump white house. steve bannon talking about in the other interview with gary cohn, steven mnuchin, these are forces inside the trump administration. >> juan: more fighting to come, i guess. >> perhaps.. >> juan: thanks again for staying around. >> greg: thanks, bret. >> kennedy: thanks, bret. >> lisa: you are our favorite baier. >> juan: a big city democratic mayor doesn't want trump to hold a rally in his city next week. as the left trying to prevent

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>> lisa: president trump loves to speak directly to americans about holding rallies. this one in phoenix is scheduled but is the left trying to shut down this speech for president trump? the phoenix mayor sure doesn't want to have the president there next week. >> it's very unfortunate. ill-timed after the events in charlottesville and the disappointing response of our president to unequivocally a condemn racism and uneventful unequivocally condemn white's primacy. to have. his campaign style rally. i am concerned about -- the purpose is to inflame passions, i'm concerned about what might happen as a result. - >> lisa: greg, clearly the mayor is saying he wants to delay right after the charlottesville -- do you take this at face value? would you think there's a political motive? >> greg: political motives. his rallies are peaceful. what he's worried about or what i think he's worried about, that

others will show up and cause violence. what he's contributing to is the illumination about his ability to congregate and haveri conversations -- every time youg eliminate that step between emotions and violence, you end up with violence. you need people to be able to relieve tension and discuss things and meet and talk p about things. even if their ideas are repugnant to you. if you can't stand their ideas. the fact is, the more you push stuff down, you find these andnd other countries, the more you cut out a certain religion -- the more radical that religion becomes. the idea is -- the more conversation there is, the fewer acts of violence there are. my theory. >> lisa: jesse, what you think this signals for future ralliess that president trump is obviously going to try to have? >> jesse: he will f continue to have big rallies with huge crowds. those are going to be and adrenaline rush. ill-timed? didn't president obama have a fund-raiser after benghazi? come on.

talk about ill-timed. get out offu here. he doesn't want trump to be successful. trump is going to have a huge rally and everyone will go show up.ru we are going to take it live. he's going to gonna have a ton of news, feed off the energy of the crowd. three years, he's going to win back arizona like he won it last time. this is a lot of sour grapes. msnbc, i would not consider a badge of honor.nd this is what people are going to do in all the states where trump holdsta rallies. they are going to show off, bluff, flex their muscles and act like, you can't come here. you are a racist and then trump will drop air force one and dominate the local media markets, raise a ton of cash.rc and then go back to 1600 pennsylvania avenue as a winner. they don't want him to win. that's the problem. >> lisa: is there speculation that trump may endorse the

senator flake who has obviously been critical -- >> kennedy: no, his opponent. >> lisa: the senator who has been very critical of the president, the word he talked about was a lot of turmoil within the republican party and trump administration. what would that mean for president trump and his agenda?? >> kennedy: he's got to be really careful about whom he attacks in the senate. i think he has other wars brewing, north korea. the whole handful of issues he has to deal with them domestically. relieving steve bannon ofm his post today was part of that. trying to calm that storm. what he said in that was politically motivated. i think the president would actually be more effective if he did have a beat between having another rally in the conversation in charlottesville. unfortunately, we've been so b distracted by what the president

said, we haven't talked about some of the failures. i think there are important lessons to be learned here from law enforcement and other cities -- a free-speech rally tomorrow in boston. e there are cities who want to figure out how to have these kind of demonstrations without them devolving into violence. >> lisa: juan,what you think we will see at the rally on tuesday night? >> juan: it will be a typical trump rally. i think we have hadt some violence at trump rallies. >> jesse: perpetrated by left-wing thugs. >> juan: here we are, trump talking points. give me a shot here. what we heard the phoenix mayor say, there would be maximum police presence. the second thing is that john mccain and jeff flake,mu the two republican senators from arizona want no part of it. does he go there and start putting down his fellow republicans? likely.

jeff flake, he said oh, john mccain? the guy who killed obamacare? or didn't kill obamacare? what you get is a situation where the aftermath -- he chooses to go and has a campaigy style rally.th the stuff he was always condemning obama for. "you're constantly campaigning." he's constantly campaigning and doing so in a moment where -- at nerves end, as kennedy was saying, they are going to have a big rally in boston this weekend. they are worried about violence there. trump inserts himself and when the alt-right and neo-nazis and white supremacist show up, oh, not his fault. >> greg: there are two sides of that. i hate to say. this has become a mass condemnation. donald trump, his family, and his voters. this has become a conduit to condemn a group of people beat these people in november.

there's a revenge aspect of that. i can understand him going to his voters and saying, "don't forget why we are here. how this happened." because right now, you are being demonized by the media. they are saying guilt by association. if you voted for trump, you are racist. they have taken a presser and turned into a massive indictment of 60 million people. i said he could have done a better job. >> jesse: i want to make one more point. the mayor of charlottesville has some responsibility here. how did he get off the hook? >> juan: the mayor of charlottesville? >> jesse: there are no tweets there. nothing.g. >> lisa: you won't believe what he is saying now. the break is going to be interesting. [laughs] ♪

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>> kennedy: welcome back. al gore's film on climate change has been a box office disaster. that has not stopped the failed presidential candidate to give advice to someone who did find a way to win the electoral college. >> if you had to give trump one piece of advice, what would it be? >> resign. >> kennedy: oh, albert. greg, this is just sad. his movie is floundering like a dying carp on a hot dock. >> greg: i blame climate change on that, by the way. want to keep this short. everyone is piling on trump. there are thoughtless joiners. he just joined a mob because it made him relevant. >> kennedy: lisa, he's just trying to getde a little bit of interest in his movie. it's sheer climatete hackery. isn't it?it >> lisa: this is what he's trying to do. trying to get attention. he knows 66% of democrats care

about climate change. that's why he is launched this issue. i don't think we should take his advice. if we did, the planet would not exist rightt now. i don't think is the best of foreshadowingxi things. he spends one month heating their pool what an average american spends one month heating their house. >> jesse: i can't talk about al gore. i haven't eaten dinner yet. this wasn't a quick-witted response. you can see how the camera makes the edit when he answers the question. it probably took them 10 minutes to think of. >> kennedy: style editing. >> juan: he is not a hero of mine but i think it's a real issue. climate change. even though the movie is still not doing well, it will be number one or number two documentary box office-wide of the year.

>> greg: eight dollars. >> juan: the thing that strikes me, i don't think you guys care what al gore has to say.ng >> jesse: you are right! that's the only thing you've been right about all day! >> juan: you don't care, the reason you are doing this is to mock al gore. >> greg: next segment, juan. >> juan: what about -- >> jesse: gore has the same outfit as gutfeld, if you look at it. >> greg: he ripped me off. >> juan: what about t mitt romney saying, why doesn't he stand up and apologize for charlottesville? s what do you do about other parts of the republican party saying i don't know what to do with this guy, especially those on capitol hill? he will need them in the future. the polls, oh, my gosh, o -- >> greg: can we do facebook friday? >> kennedy: yes, we can. greg's wish is our demand. facebook friday is up next. nute.

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>> greg: hello, it's facebook friday. shall we begin? shall we? a great one. from wanda. what was your favorite childhood candy that you still love today?

you still love it no matter what. right, kennedy? >> kennedy: big league chew. >> greg:bi wow. >> kennedy: that was novelty gum that actually had a purpose. you can feel like a major league ballplayer without getting mouth cancer. >> greg: what you think? >> lisa: cotton candy. my dad would take me to hockey games. i would always get cotton candy. it's just a little messy. if your fingers get sticky, it's kind of gross, but it taste delicious. >> greg: what he about you? >> jesse: do you remember dip? you just took this big sugar dipstick?>> [laughs] i like that. >> juan: i love bazooka bubble gum. >> jesse: gum is not candy! >> juan: what about the turkish taffy?

>> jesse: did you grow up in indonesia? >> kennedy: in the 1740s! >> greg: you know what always got a bad rap? candy cigarettes.t it sends a bad message but it may be want to have more candy cigarettes. >> lisa: what about a ton of fireballs? >> greg: pop rocks were amazing. >> juan: let's talk about candy bars. i really like almond joy. >> greg: heath bar. that's the best. i don't like any coconut. no mounds for me. texture is bad. >> kennedy: peanut butter cups. when they have the christmas tree or the egg? >> lisa: or the eggs. >> greg: they drip down your face. it's disgusting. >> kennedy: a butterfinger blizzard from dairy queen. >> greg: i am lactose intolerant, and i still do it. so does everybody else. and i pay for it for days. this is another great question from camille j. kids are starting to go back to school.ue what was or ise your favorite school supply?

i will start with jesse. >> jesse: favorite school supply? binders full of women? [laughter] >> jesse: erasers?il pencil sharpeners? >> juan: what kind of school were you going to? >> jesse: a romney one. >> kennedy: who had a resume as a child? sharpies, trapper keepers, and scratch and sniff stickers. >> greg: sharpies to me -- there must be a club for sharpie addicts.lu i love these. it's not about the smell. it's the sound they make when you use them. it's beautiful andso i've got to throw them out. >> lisa: i loved backpacks. you get to choose your backpack. you get cute colors. and then when you get older, you have a cute little bag. >> greg: i like cigar boxes. like a tote bag. we use to get cigar boxes at the liquor store. that is what you put your stuff in. >> jesse: and candy cigarettes? >> greg: 1970s. in the '70s, we didn't have

real school supplies. you had your cigar boxes. that was your stuff.f. >> juan: i like those three ring binders. they were cool. then you have those littlele circle things so the pages wouldn't rip. >> greg: oh, yes. >> juan: floppy disks. >> greg: a protractor. it doesn't get a lot of praise. it's a shame. >> kennedy: different colored pens, too. >> greg: this is interesting and i already know the answer to this. you all are stuck in an elevator. who do you think freaks out or melts down first? >> jesse: gutfeld. do we even need to say it? >> greg: this is the dumbest question ever because i would be -- i know i would. are you claustrophobic? me, too. i am >> kennedy: trapped together like, bad. on camera.

>> greg: i would probably end up having to eat you. [laughter] >> greg: i don't want to starve. i would have to eat you even if i had my own lunch with me. i would want to save my lunch, in case i got out. >> juan: this is typical. any horror movie, the black guy always dies. [laughter] >> lisa: so sad. >> juan: you won't have a shoulder to cry on tonight. >> greg: it's time to move on. "one more thing" is up next. ♪ boost. it's about moving forward, not back. it's looking up, not down. it's being in motion. boost® high protein it's intelligent nutrition with 15 grams of protein and 26 vitamins and minerals. boost® the number one high protein complete nutritional drink.

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♪ >> jesse: time now for "one more thing." williams. >> juan: the big topic has been where can you find a pair of solar eclipse classes? amazon -- >> greg: don't look at your tv! >> juan: hardware stores, 7-eleven, nasa is handing out free glasses and so are some planetariums and zoos but if you're still looking, some might have a pair. i'm told walmart, ace hardware kroger's. be aware of people selling fake glasses that don't comply with safety standards. if you see a pair of solaras sunglasses, please call me immediately. >> kennedy: i see some right now.l >> all: oh! >> jesse: talking to the folks about the eclipse, if they even know what it is.

also, cannabis church just opened up. shot at point-blank range by that thug the other day, he's going to tell me what happened. and then a primetime exclusive with the vae secretary. that's going to be saturday, 8:00 p.m. "watters' world." now, kennedy. oh, no, it's greg. >> greg: how dare you? you don't even see me, jesse. you do not see me. >> greg: i have a show as well. tomorrow at 10:00 p.m. the kind of tough looking guy on the end, the strange lady, kennedy. and kat timpf. it's a wonderful show. if i do not say so myself. 10:00 tomorrow. time for "i hate these people." you people in my building using a drill at 6:45 a.m.? what are you thinking?

i come downstairs and they are using a drill and they act like "what are we doing?" it's 6:45 a.m. that's against the law. a lot of people on twitter say they also have cigar boxes. >> jesse: not alone, gutfeld. >> greg: i'm not alone even though i feel alone. these people at -- >> juan: is that a jackhammer? >> greg: they were doing a renovation. six: 45:00 a.m. >> lisa: was that your name in high school? [laughs] >> greg: i don't understand that meaning. >> kennedy: i love dogs. not cats. bark in the park, it allowed dogs and cats to go surfing in a wading pool. you don't even need the beach to go surfing anymore. raising money to raise awareness on pet euthanasia. look at how beautiful and fantastic those dogs and cats are. especially thefa dogs. coppertone, the dachshund won.

as did risky, the rescue cat. a few of the fine, furry friends. >> jesse: that's not really surfing. >> kennedy: they are getting rad. toes on the nose, bros. >> jesse: they even have the eclipse classes.e >> jesse: jessica evans has spent the past year visiting her little brother every time she sees him. the adorable clip has gone viral. the 21-year-old north georgia student says that she likes to keep her visits at home a secret. so she can surprise her little brother. she said at times he had absolutely no idea. she would hide behind her mom or her car and surprise them. very cute. so cute. >> jesse: i'm just upset because kennedy promised to make drinks for us after the show.m and there was a very's national drink.ed what was it called? >> kennedy: "the snobby girlfriend." it is so good. it's muddled strawberry and lemon. strawberry vodka, prosecco, and

a little bit of sparkling lemonade. >> jesse: that's it for us too. "hannity" is up next with a very special guest, host kimberly guilfoyle. take it away, k.g. n ♪ .g >> kimberly: this is a fox news alert, a major shake-up taking place at the white house. steve bannon is out as president trump's chief strategist. welcome to this especially edition of "hannity." i am kimberly guilfoyle in for sean tonight. according to a new report, steve bannon is saying he is now ready to "go to war" againstg president trump's opponents, in and congress the media, and a corporate america. for more details, john roberts >> kimberly, good evening to you. we are just getting at this hour, a little bit of a different timeline then we had originally. it looked like john kelly was doing a review of all the positions at the white house, in particular steve bannon's and maybe kelly was looking at them.