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♪ ♪ >> juan: happy labor day, everyone. i'm juan williams. along with kimberly guilfoyle, jesse watters, dana perino, and yes, it's greg gutfeld. it's 9:00 in new york city and this is "the five." ♪ >> juan: 's labor day, the unofficial end to summer. it has been quite a busy one for us in the news business. usually, summers are a slow season. but this one was anything but. so, as a summer winds down, we thought we would have some fun tonight and turn the show over to you, again this holiday, with another facebook free for all. we'll answer questions you have for us throughout the hour.
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you posted them on our page to my facebook.com the five fnc. where to begin? 's a simple thing, a question from steve c. what was the highlight of your summer? we'll go to miss my dana perino my dana perino. >> dana: it's been a great summer. people say that i have a place to go in the weekends, peter and i have a place in south carolina. we change. this year, we have a place in jersey shore. so i became a jersey girl this year. it's been really great because it's good for peter and for jasper, of course, he loves to fish and go on the beach. the highlight of my summer has been being able to make a lot of new friends and get out when the pressure on the weekends. >> jesse: the highlight is getting a second vacation on? >> dana: no, that's not really what i said. [laughter] >> kimberly: well, it is labor day. one works hard. [laughter] >> juan: i saw that you were crossing ourselves. >> greg: this reminds me of -- welcome to the hamptons was great this summer. [laughter]
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>> dana: i didn't make it to the hamptons this summer. >> juan: oh, my goodness. jesse, what was it like for you? >> jesse: say that my can know mike tan was a highlight. i learned a lot about it. you gotta start with 30 on it the face, then come you go 15, then, down to eight. then, you can use self tanner. >> dana: no, this is not true. that is fake sunscreen news. >> jesse: this is not fake news. look of his tanned skin. look this is the result -- >> juan: oh, my gosh. [laughter] what is the truth? >> dana: you should always wear spf 45 on your face. >> jesse: that his makeup. >> juan: that's good beautiful one. >> jesse: blood of my? >> greg: he just basically dissed all of. >> kimberly: my summer, the highlight company was going with my son and visiting his camp and doing fun summer stuff with him. i always loved to play with him and having hot tub parties with
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him. that is our favorite thing to do. salami snacks. >> juan: good food. how old is he? >> he's ten. he's going to be 11. you go to camp to visit for the day. >> juan: you're the mom. you have to jump over logs or anything? >> kimberly: i love to. i love to jump it on the soccer game. i only get the ball when it's kicked out-of-bounds. [laughter] >> juan: i think the most interesting person on >> juan: is greg. you must of the most interesting summer. >> greg: i totally forgot that i had hbo. so i spent an entire sunday watching "westworld." it was like 11 episodes in a row. i didn't leave my apartment, it was -- it started saturday evening to sunday afternoon. i laughed, cried, i was horrified, i was shocked. it was like the best summer event of my life. >> jesse: are you getting paid by "westworld"? >> greg: i like watching tv. >> kimberly: i always get called an "westworld" robot.
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>> greg: is a compliment. it means you are perfect. >> juan: i am so confused. it was summer, greg. you are supposed to go outside and get fresh air. remember, dana said -- >> greg: my brain got fresh air by watching "westworld." my brain frolicked in the imagination of michael crichton's universe. >> jesse: that is how you don't get tan, everybody. >> juan: wow. i'm disappointed. i thought you were going to go to some wild music festival and -- >> greg: i went to a wedding. >> dana: he went to greece. >> greg: stayed inside and watched hbo. greece was a pain in the neck. it's a lot of traveling for a wedding. i didn't even know the people. i did it as a favor to my wife. they are not watching. they are in greece. i think. >> jesse: they don't get fox news in greece? >> greg: maybe they're not in greece. all i know -- destination weddings are very selfish. >> kimberly: no, they are not. they give people a chance to
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have fun and go on vacation that they otherwise might not take great >> greg: a destination wedding is designed for two reasons. one, to show off, and two, to eliminate people you don't want to come. >> jesse: to weed out the people, the fringe of friends. >> greg: exactly. destination weddings are selfish, greedy, and strange. >> jesse: the fringe friends that are horrible actually show up in your light, what are you doing here? >> dana: except they are actually there to celebrate your nuptials. >> greg: i got married at city hall. didn't you? >> dana: yes. the office of birth, death, and marriages. >> greg: with strangers. >> dana: they collect taxes, matches, and dispatches. what about you, juan? >> juan: i went to a wedding out in california, carmel by the sea. i had never been there. it was terrific, right? it was actually the 50th anniversary of that famous concert, what's the city?
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>> greg: monterey? >> juan: monterey. so there are lots of people there. i had never actually been around monterey and a statue and all the sardine history and all of that. it's pretty cool. i also thought that it was fun, the problem is, i remember once reading a novel and a european woman was complaining that americans go to too many baseball games in the summer. and it's boring. why do you guys go to baseball games? how ordinary, how pedestrian. but actually, my team, the nationals, is having a great season. and i've been having fun going to baseball. if i say that you people, they think, you could have a more interesting life. [laughter] i apologize that i went to that. let's go to this question. jesse, what was your first media job? >> jesse: my first media job was working here at fox news. >> juan: what were you doing? >> jesse: was working in intake in the basement making $12 an hour. >> juan: tell people what intake is. >> jesse: you basically label
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the tapes. reuters, ap, the president, and then you give them to other people who then put the tapes in the deck and then play them. basically, i wrote on the tapes, i was making minimum wage, no health insurance, tuesday through sundays, 2:00 p.m. to midnight. started at the bottom, now i'm on "the five." >> juan: high five. >> kimberly: my first job -- >> juan: in media. >> kimberly: well, i had three jobs. i had my own show on court tv. >> juan: that was your first job in media? holy smokes. >> kimberly: anchor of a two-hour show called "both sides." >> juan: why would they hire someone with no experience? >> jesse: come on, how low. >> dana: i say because she's a lawyer. >> kimberly: it's amazing. that was one of my employers. i was a legal analyst for larry king on cnn for anderson cooper. then, i was "abc news" legal
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analysis. >> juan: if i was your mom, i'd be so proud. gregory? >> greg: my first job was president of cnn. [laughter] i just walk right into it. >> juan: you really screw them up, i will tell you that. they are still recovering. >> greg: this is hard. i was in an intern for warner bros. when i was in college, so technically, that is media. i did advertising for motion pictures. i was able to promote movies like "blue velvet," "the rivers edge," evil dead 2", an '87. when i graduated, and it was a staff assistant where he made $12,000 a year. >> juan: wow. was that when the american spectator was really going after the left? >> greg: when have they not? it was when they were oversized. >> kimberly: you are the editor in chief of everything. >> greg: i have climbed that ladder. >> kimberly: and then, "redeye."
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>> juan: men's magazines. so, dana, is this your first job in media? >> dana: no. i worked on a show called "stand-up," a public television show in colorado springs and i was a guess a producer -- country music dj at the same time. "standoff" was a show, you had a host, and two gas, and they would debate issues. i helped for the show together, so i guess that would be my first one. >> kimberly: also, white house press secretary. [laughter] >> dana: i started in media and then went to politics and then came back. >> juan: okay. my first job in media, it was kind of odd, i was working my way through college at a that's now gone called the philadelphi. before that, i was the editor of my high school paper, doing that for the first job i really always thought of in media was when i was at "the washington post." they start you doing obituaries.
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>> dana: that's good learning. >> juan: man, it's a terrific thing. if you make a mistake, if you misspelled -- if you put too few ts and jesse watters, unacceptable. the family will call the publisher. >> jesse: i was editor of "the sarah friar" rang first media job. you know who else was the editor? bill keller. [laughter] isn't that amazing? >> kimberly: i never knew that. >> greg: he was an editor about five or seven years before me. >> kimberly: you tend to do a lot of obituaries for your "one more thing. >> juan: that is because i'm old, kimberly. i want to see if i know any of these people. so, dana, as your kid, did your family have a labor day traditional place that you went? >> my grandfather's ranch was about six and a half hour drive from our house and so we would usually come back on the sunday, and i love the school, but in colorado, you start school a little bit
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earlier than you do on the east coast. i think we started the third week of august. labor day was really just a chance to do homework. >> juan: any traditions, greg? >> greg: yeah. we'd go down by the lake and do things. >> juan: [laughs] oh, no. is it a horror movie? >> greg: . go down to the lake and we do things. [laughter] i can't get into it here. >> kimberly: so weird. >> juan: was their airfare involved? >> greg: we ran out of things to do. >> kimberly: can we skip the question? >> jesse: my dad always wound up in the car driving out somewhere on labor day weekend so i was in the car, my mom playing books on tape. it was horrible. but my sister got car sick so she used to get sick and we'd have to pull over, which i loved to watch, and i enjoyed because i loved watching my sister get sick and i would try to try my neck so i would get to watch it. >> greg: you are such an awful brother. [laughter]
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>> juan: i'm going to go out of order because kimberly wants to answer the next questions. we are short on time. let me just say, in brooklyn, they have a big labor day parade down eastern avenue and for me, it was like a thrill to go watch the floats and the people. now that parade has blown up and at some kind of caribbean day parade and its massive crowds and out of control at times. but i love parades. so that was my first parade. >> kimberly: i didn't have a good answer to that so i don't want to let the team down. i have an excellent answer for number four. >> juan: number four. a labor day special for ms. kimberly guilfoyle, what is your dream retirement destination? >> kimberly: can anyone guess is that this table? you should be able to? >> dana: ireland. >> kimberly: no. it should be ireland but would place but i really love? >> dana: we'll wait for you to get there.
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>> kimberly: i cannot wait to go to the villages. i am so curious. people that know me really well tell me that i love retirement homes, i love the villages. i just want to go. any time soon. >> juan: wait a minute. on my book to her, the villages, they buy books. >> kimberly: they are the best best. >> juan: stay right there. our labor day facebook free-for-all continues next with some of your political questions for "the five." where the heart beats warm and true, that's texas. where we always welcome you, that's texas. where we always find a way, that's texas. ♪
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we do business where you do business. ♪ ♪ ♪ >> dana: welcome back to our labor day facebook free-for-all. we are having a lot of fun answering your questions i have some more. this batch is more about patriotism and politics and nature. kimberly, i'll start with you. this is from ashley r. she wants to know, if you could bring one historical person to the future for the next ten years, who would it be and why? >> kimberly: so interesting. assisted? is it too predictive if i say ronald reagan? the first person that came to mind. to be when i knew you were going to say that. >> kimberly: i have backups, though. >> dana: you don't need a backup. what about you, greg? >> greg: i would say
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calvin coolidge. styling calvin. he understood what it was like to be a leader, which was suits, like a child, just be seen and not heard. >> dana: i was a martin luther king jr. i think we could use some of his guidance. >> kimberly: i have a dream. >> jesse: i will go with jesus. jesus christ. i get credit -- >> kimberly: because you need him. [laughter] >> juan: that's pretty good. >> greg: nicely done. >> dana: juan? >> juan: i was thinking, given that it's a patriotic political segment, i was thinking george washington, i don't think people understand, we really want to be america if that guy hadn't said, you know what, i am out, i'm going back to farming. we have a time limit in here, presidency, the democratic process, after the people. i would think to bring him back and say, what he think about or doing today, and all the divisions and the polarization. i think he would -- >> dana: he could get some realty. real teeth. >> greg: he would also have to change his name.
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>> jesse: he owned slaves, juan. >> juan: you are ridiculing a real conversation. [laughter] >> jesse: welcome to "the five." [laughter] >> jesse: and he set me up. >> greg: i had a worse joke. i didn't use it. this is from juliet c. if you could be a member of the opposite political party, of what you currently align, what would you change about your new party? >> jesse: i'd be republican, obviously -- no. what the opposite of what party i'm in? >> dana: what are you registered as? >> jesse: i don't think i'm registered as anything. [laughter] what was the question again? [laughter] >> dana: let's just say that you are a democrat. what would you want to change about the party? >> i'd probably work to destroy it the inside. whatever i could do that, i'd probably go about doing that.
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>> dana: juan -- >> juan: if i was a republican, i think i would more emphasize the idea that we need to grow this party. we can't continue playing to a smaller group. we got to play to the bigger crowd. i'm sure that people would say, we just won everything. i would say, yeah, but we got to watch the future. >> dana: that be an interesting conversation to have with yourself. >> juan: i have it with my son. >> dana: kimberly, any thoughts? >> kimberly: what i would do is i would go on the other side and i would vote for the tax reform and immigration reform and health care in the other direction. >> juan: you'd be an elected official. >> kimberly: is that wrong? >> juan: i thought you were just a member of the party. >> kimberly: i'd be elected. >> greg: i'm not in the republican or democratic party so i would have advice for both of them, which is to get rid of the moralism and the basis for the moralism. and the democratic party, to tentative politics. you got to get away from that
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because it causes you to judge people and alienate people and on the other side, i would say, try to divorce. your opinions from religion. on the republican side, come up with ideas and beliefs with it but without having religion to back it up. >> dana: i was going to say i did then take politics as well. it's like, and the universities, if people send up to make a point in a class, they don't just say, i believe x. they'll say, as a... i believe x. i think we are all americans, let's just argue that way. >> greg: >> greg: some people wd argue against that, though. >> jesse: is a straight white male, i would like to say... [laughter] >> dana: thanks for clarifying. >> jesse: in case anyone was wondering. [laughter] >> kimberly: wow. >> jesse: that was a tan joke. >> juan: i'm glad you knew that because he didn't know your political party. >> jesse: i don't want to divulge anything about my political affiliation. >> kimberly: >> dana: one last .
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i like this one. greg, which member of "the five" would make the best president? >> greg: you know, -- >> jesse: seriously, greg? >> kimberly: i would kill the most bad guys. >> greg: my fellow americans... that puts all of us in a bad position. >> dana: it does. that's why i chose it. >> greg: kimberly is scaring me right now. i can't say -- i was going to say dana because she is the most conscientious. it >> kimberly: that's the obvious good answer. [laughter] >> greg: kimberly would pretty much scare the crap out of everyone. >> dana: i would go with kimberly. >> kimberly: >> kimberly: kim jn first. >> dana: jesse? will you nominate yourself? >> jesse: everyone knows i would nominate myself. i probably go with k.g. >> kimberly: guy could at least of the minimum be your vp and i would do all the work.
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>> juan: i got to tell you, i think whoever you make president, i don't think that's an easy job. >> dana: that is why we are giving it to her. >> juan: it is almost like you're putting your friend under a ton of pressure and you think about facebook, the criticism you're going to get -- >> dana: she doesn't worry about it. she doesn't care about facebook now. >> kimberly: or twitter. or instagram. >> jesse: you wouldn't at all. >> greg: you were sneaking out of this answer? >> juan: i said i gave at her but i'm just telling you -- wow. if you think, if you want to be sensitive -- >> dana: that's like saying that robert lee can't call the game at charlottesville because he might get criticized. >> juan: no, no. what i am telling you, i think there are a lot of americans and i think that the people at the table, if you said to them, you don't have to go through the campaign, you are the president, thanks, but no thanks. >> greg: i would be a great president because i wouldn't do anything. i would sit at home and watch "west world.
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i would do nothing. i would be calvin coolidge. i get all the movie channels and i would go, call me if there is anything -- don't call me about the metal use because that is always heating up. >> jesse: >> juan: what about te and the terrorists are coming? >> greg: i would have that settled day one. i would annihilate all the terrorists. >> kimberly: you are the president, you could do the monologues every day, you go out, do your speech in the little uniform, read your monologue, and then leave the room. >> greg: i would be a pretty okay president i would think. an atheist with no kids? hard to get elected. [laughter] agnostic atheist. >> juan: isn't a fox guy president now? >> dana: with that, we'll go to break. you know what time it is next brightest's facts of the pool time. more questions from our fantastic fans right ahead. ♪
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♪ ♪ >> kimberly: hello, their prayer time now for the back-to-school portion of this labor day facebook free-for-all. lots of questions take us back to our own school days was minutes ago. so, a question for the folks here. when you were in high school, what was your favorite bad that you followed that you are now currently embarrassed to admit to? juan? >> juan: bellbottoms. it >> kimberly: good one! wow. good one. >> juan: i also had a pea jacket, i actually thought i looked pretty good -- >> kimberly: what is a p jacket? >> juan: like a peacoat. >> kimberly: i have a gucci peacoat. it's fun. i thought it for, like, 12 year
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years. all right, jesse? you are still engaging in what you used to -- >> jesse: i don't know if the camera can get this. >> kimberly: leg shot. >> jesse: you use to talk it like that? they used to be really tight, like tight? >> dana: i did, too. that was going to be mine? >> juan: you were going to put the leg on the desk? >> dana: i was going to say when you fold over your dreams and rolled them up. before i don't know what that's called but i definitely rocked it. >> kimberly: nice ankles, jesse. >> dana: is that why you still where high water pants? >> kimberly: drop the mic. thanks, ron burgundy. they now? >> dana: high school... my hair was big. my hair was really big. >> kimberly: i am still doing it. >> dana: aqua net. >> kimberly: the best. if you put permanent marker on the floor and use by aqua net,
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it removes the permanent marker. it's unbelievable. greg? >> greg: high school, bay area, leather chaps. [laughter] i had to save money for college. i was doing a lot of dancing on the side. >> kimberly: all right, magic mike. >> greg: people were loop wearing leather chaps everywhere in the bay area and the '70s. shopping, in the parks. chaps are for everyone. by the way, cowboys wear chaps. >> kimberly: but they have jeans underneath them. >> greg: not necessarily. >> kimberly: you have to have very nice buns for that, i think. >> dana: what was yours? >> kimberly: mine was the big hair because i was one of the big haired twins. whenever he played sports, they would take out the big hair twins. that was that. i had the pink sisters club with pink kids, jackets, i like to
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think. that was pretty fun. i don't know, what else? those sorts of things. i went to an all-girls private catholic school. we wore a uniform. >> dana: i wish i had a uniform. >> kimberly: let's do another one. okay, greg. pay attention. this is from katherine s. which was your favorite class in high school? how has that helped you in your career today? >> greg: you know, my favorite class, but it didn't help me in my career, physics with neutron dawn purging. >> jesse: neutron don. he was our physics teacher. very friendly guy. they called him neutron dawn. other than that, i like any writing class. i enjoyed the written word. i was quite good in high school. then i went to college and i unlearned everything. in college, they teach you how not to write. and it took me -- i was such a good writer in high school and
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they talk you every wrong rule in college. it took me three or four years to unlearn it for you don't listen to anyone in college is what i'm saying. >> greg: dana? >> dana: i loved school. >> greg: of course. i love my history classes. i love my literature courses. then in junior high, we had a class -- i guess it was about grammar and you are to diagram sentences, and my teacher had xeroxed huge packets of far side cartoons and you had to do the diagramming of the captions. that is how you learned how they send fifths together. >> kimberly: do you have that one? >> jesse: i will go with jim on this one. jim is very important for high school, especially for games like dodgeball, we are getting hit on the head or things like that.
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be they don't allow dodgeball anymore because everyone is politically correct. my favorite was gym. aside from not come history. >> greg: you are the only person who would say gym. >> jesse: i'm comfortable my intellect. i am comfortable to say that. >> juan: i am still stunned. what movie was that where they played dodgeball? >> greg: i think it was called "dodgeball." what was the movie about that titanic? [laughter] >> juan: that is what happens -- >> kimberly: what was the movie about spider-man? oh, "spider-man." my bad. >> juan: you asked me my favorite anything is a lot like greg or dana. i really liked english, history. but the one -- this is the interesting thing. the ones that i remember most are things like ceramics class. we had a ceramics class to learn how to create and put things in a mold and put them in the oven. >> jesse: you make kiln bombs,
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you put an air pocket in it and everybody else's project is destroyed. >> greg: summer school crafts where you had to make a wallet. did you ever have to make a wallet with people you didn't like? you went to the leather goods store to buy the stuff and you had to sit there and make a wallet? that was your parents say, get away from you. >> kimberly: the worst job ever -- >> juan: i still use, we had a typing class. >> greg: typing was a great class! >> kimberly: my favorite class was english and i was in ap english, of course, with mr. wessler and he was fabulous. in every way. >> greg: in every way? [laughs] >> kimberly: do we have any other questions to answer? of course we do. some very interesting ones after this quick break. stay with us. ♪
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♪ >> greg: welcome back! [laughs] more questions on this labor da labor day. potpourri, or pot-paris, as i would call my shop in colorado. from kathy n, kimberly, if you could program your own personal robot to do only one thing, what would it be? >> kimberly: okay. wouldn't it be amazing to have kind of like a terminator robot? a killing robot? >> greg: yes, it would, kimberly. >> kimberly: what are you doing this afternoon, robot? ices is on the checklist for you could just program it and, boom,
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restore world order and kill bad guys. >> greg: jesse? >> jesse: i was going to say cook or clean, like a robot mai maid. >> kimberly: massaged her shoulders. to be for all purposes. >> greg: is not the same. a robot massaging your shoulders is not the same as the human. you need the human touch. or so i have been told. anyway, dana. >> kimberly: for robot for robot. >> dana: i would love someone to do the laundry and do it perfectly. >> kimberly: petered out as. >> dana: he doesn't fold it perfectly. >> greg: that it's going to get back to him. that is is on national tv. >> kimberly: he does my laundry out, too. >> jesse: peter, you can fold my laundry whenever you want. >> greg: juan, if you had a personal robot? >> juan: organize me. >> dana: getting to the show on time. >> kimberly: that was a crowd, a crowd pleaser. >> juan: i have to think -- if you are working on a project,
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the organizing is so difficult for me. because there are so many ideas -- >> kimberly: like your books and stuff? >> juan: yeah. >> greg: if i could program my own personal robot to do only one thing it would be to program my other robots. then we will destroy you. i will laugh above my mountain of robots who will do my bidding. my bidding at my bidding only because i was there first. i was their friend first. don't ever forget that. >> kimberly: got it. >> greg: yes. interesting question. i will go to you, dana. this seems more your speed. that was not a drug reference. from jennifer w, what is a part of your morning routine that you could not go without? >> kimberly: that is a dana question. >> dana: welcome in my english breakfast tea with honey, i left out. >> greg: who's honey? [laughter] >> dana: peter is the honey. we have been together 20 years and every morning he brings english breakfast tea with honey. >> greg: that's nice. >> dana: i couldn't live
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without that. >> greg: juan? >> juan: stretching. >> greg: you do stretching in the morning? >> juan: i do a lot of stretching and burpee's. >> greg: interesting. wow. i can't get that out of my head. jesse? >> jesse: morning routine? "fox & friends." mornings are better with friends, every day. >> kimberly: he gets his talking points from there. [laughter] >> jesse: they hear it on "the five" and then they repeated in the morning. >> greg: excellent. k.g.? >> kimberly: you wouldn't believe it. >> greg: what? >> kimberly: is a true story. >> kimberly: every morning, i do my westworld robot wake up, i pop up my eyes with my lashes on and i go into the kitchen ani cut a piece of salami -- >> jesse: breakfast salami. >> kimberly: just taste so good, it makes the day start
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fresh -- >> jesse: and changing mine. i'm going with bacon. at almost every day. >> kimberly: is in good? >> jesse: may be the robot could make you the bacon. >> greg: my morning routine is two steps. my first up is two cups of really strong coffee. the next step -- and even more questions coming up in the next break. [laughter] ♪ mom, i just saved a lot of money on my car insurance by switching to geico. i should take a closer look at geico... you know, geico can help you save money on your homeowners insurance too? great! geico can help insure our mountain chalet! how long have we been sawing this log? um, one hundred and fourteen years. man i thought my arm would be a lot more jacked by now. i'm not even sure this is real wood. there's no butter in this churn. do my tris look okay? take a closer look at geico.
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♪ >> jesse: for a whole hour, we've been answering the questions you posted on our facebook page and we are not finished. the first question for matt w, we will go with greg gutfeld on this one, what was your first car and what is your dream car? >> greg: great question. my first car was an oldsmobile cutlass supreme, 1976. >> jesse: what color? >> greg: red. dark burgundy red. it was disgusting. my dream car?
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i have it. 1959 french car. french american car. that's what he did with the check i got when i got fired. i bought a car. >> jesse: what a beautiful thing. >> greg: hk 500. >> dana: i started with a dodge charisma. >> kimberly: wow. >> jesse: i didn't understand the accent. what is your dream car? >> greg: malibu barbie praise be given that i haven't ridden and seven years, i don't know. i don't have a dream car. because i don't drive. i need to drive. kimberly is going to teach me. >> kimberly: we are doing a hole, light, driving miss daisy type of thing. >> jesse: are you a great driver? >> kimberly: an amazing driver. you have no idea. believe me. no matter what, men love me to drive their cars. they are like, no problem, here are the keys, no matter what the car. i am on it. >> jesse: they are so drunk
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they needed a designated driver. >> kimberly: no. besides that -- stunned driving. when i was modeling and acting, i did commercials, and i would do the stone driving, too. >> jesse: sounds safe. first car? loza called? >> kimberly: dodge dart. with a slant six engine. a used car that my dad got, stan the man, he kept it perfect. that was my high school card, and it said insured on the bumper sticker. someone said, did you drive with rifles in your car? no, i did not. dream car? i don't know. i don't know. i kind of already had cars that i've liked. >> jesse: okay. to >> kimberly: i like mercedes, range rover, i had an aston martin. >> jesse: will one of the people, everybody. [laughter] juan williams? >> juan: i didn't learn to drive until i was 26 years old.
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i grew up in new york city. it took the train, i took the bus, i walked. then i got married and my wife said that she was pregnant. and she said she needed somebody to drive her to the hospital and you can't screw this up so you have to learn how to drive. i said, okay. we didn't have uber. i learned how to drive and i inherited her car, which was a caprice classic. >> greg: nice! >> juan: if you are asking about dream cars, this is interesting. i go to buy a car, i bought a car this year, the summer, in fact. >> kimberly: what kind of car? >> juan: it was a lexus. >> kimberly: very nice. >> juan: a beautiful car. but i am having my midlife thing, so i see -- >> jesse: oh, you are? >> juan: they have an lc something, a new car, but wow. it wasn't expensive. it was like, everybody was looking at this car and -- >> kimberly: a lexus? >> jesse: >> juan: i looked at s
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and ferraris and i thought i am not comfortable. >> kimberly: what about a tesla? >> juan: these other cars look fast and low and they catch your eye. >> jesse: my first car was a 1980 yellow chrysler lebaron. we got her for $400. my father got it he used. any time you a corner, the wheels screeched. so it was like the getaway car from a bank heist. really embarrassing. dream car, i will taking lambeau, even though i can't drive it. [laughter] >> kimberly: >> kimberly: navy e carrera. but i would like. >> jesse: one final question is up next. ♪
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♪ >> juan: welcome back. as they are doing one more thing tonight, we will answer one more question. this question comes from kelly g and it says, with a view is the most addicted to social media? so i don't even know how -- i think we can say who we think. but i don't know. i think greg is a social media addict. >> greg: i think i am. >> dana: i put myself in that category. mostly because i like to keep scrolling to see what is new. i like to see what the conversation is.
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>> juan: yeah. which one of us? >> dana: it's not kimberly and it's not you. and jesse only looks at it for one reason. [laughs] >> jesse: what would that become a dana? >> dana: you told us. look at the nice things that people say about you. >> greg: [laughs] i love that. just before the half of it is nice and half of it is nasty. >> dana: he rereads this up that is good about him. >> greg: that's good. i only respond to bad stuff. >> jesse: you are the opposite. >> greg: i look for the bad stuff in a make fun of them. i am like a reverse controller. >> juan: you are the least addicted. why is that? >> kimberly: i don't care. >> juan: you don't care car! >> kimberly: there's nothing they can say about me that will chip away at me or who i am or where i come from our parents or my family. >> juan: but people have so much to say. >> kimberly: they do. >> dana: i find a lot of good in it. i like instagram. i like to give you both people's beautiful pictures often. >> juan: facebook? >> dana: facebook i like
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because -- you don't like instagram? >> juan: facebook is where you keep up with friends and family. >> kimberly: instagram get the photos so i can chew it she is doing on the weekends, jasper and peter and the beach. >> jesse: juan, you would love instagram. >> kimberly: that's probably the most fun but twitter is the most interesting based on the news. that is what i like. >> greg: dana i remember you saying you are a big fan of grinder. >> kimberly: that was a mistake she made. >> dana: i meant tender. >> jesse: greg is much more addicted than i am. >> greg: you know you are addicted when you keep telling yourself that you got to stop doing it. that is when you know you have a problem. a glass of wine after work and i was at their -- or two -- and i will sit there and mess around. i wake up in the morning and i go, did i -- what did i say -- >> jesse: you wake up so drunk that you are like, what did you say last night? >> juan: if you are walking on
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the street, looking at your phone, i will bump into you. thanks for joining us this labor day. we will see you back here tomorrow. please set your dvr so you never, ever miss an next. >> this is a fox news alert. i am mike emanuel. this labor day has been anything but a holiday for america's national security infrastructure. north korea testing what it says was a hydrogen bomb and it has set off series of warnings, threats and recriminations. we have fox team coverage. jennifer griffin looks at the military ramifications of the latest north korean test. we begin with kevin corke at the white house with the furious political response. >> all hands on deck today for white house officials on a day where the team is continuing to try to figure out and solve
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