thanks for watching. trent eight is next. goodbye. >> stop the hammering out there. where is the hammer? is it on yet? go up there and stop the hammering. stop the hammering. greg: sorry, larry. that was me. [cheering] he went on the attack on a

quarterback. friday night, donald trump is in alabama to support a guy named luther strange. great name but i expected to live under the sea in a cave made of skulls. one thing we learned about luther, he's not small. >> the big loser, strange. so, big luther. everyone is now calling him big luther. that is the tallest human being i've ever seen. 7 feet tall. i can never call him a little luther. did people call you big luther before you met trump? five but i think donald likes big eyes. it was more than just his height. trump likes strange because he didn't have to meet his family. >> to have to have differ with your family perspective after dinner with you and your wife no, sir, you don't have to have anything. mr. president you might total support. greg: i like that honesty. he even tells you how to get a bill passed. >> you know they like to say mr. trump, president trump sat in the oval office and i'm on the phone screaming at people all

day long for weeks sprite he doesn't normally hear that from politicians but trump is like that plumber who tells you why the toilet keeps clogging. you want transparency, he told them all right then and there that he didn't want to be there. >> the last thing i want to do is be involved in a primary. i could be sitting home right now getting to watch some of the games tomorrow and getting ready. greg: the games. the games. then came the part where every liberal loses their [bleep]. >> wouldn't you love to see one of these nfl owners, when someone disrespects her flag to say get that son of a [bleep] off the field right now. he's fired. [cheering] fired. greg: that is a historical first. like clockwork, it triggered the predictable.

>> calling out nfl players and today calling out steph curry one of the most popular athletes on the planet. >> who i'm sure is devastated that he doesn't get to hang out with donald trump. greg: enough. if espn sportscasters can talk presidents, why can't the president talk about sports. it wasn't trump who introduced a protest or were socks with pigs dress like cops on them. who politicize the game question it wasn't trump. try the media and their a session with identity politics who elevated a dim quarterback into their millionaire martyr. if anything, trump is the least political creature on earth. unlike the sport hack trump doesn't read anyone's mind but respond to action. he does hate those penalties. >> if you hit too hard, right, if they had too hard, 15 yards, throw him on the game. the referee gets on television

and the wife is sitting at home and she so proud of him and they are ruining the game. greg: there it is. your 71 -year-old dad is present. at any moment, he could start complaining about the frisbee that landed in his yard. speaking of critics, he couldn't leave out cnn. one of the classics in this album of greatest hits. >> like cnn has a red light and i start saying it's big news and you like that light go up so fast. if there's an fcc that will show that fcc to people that they got up and went to the bathroom to greg: that's his stairway to heaven in north korea. sorry, rocket man. >> by the way, rocket man should have been handled a long time ago. little rocket man may be something gets worked out and maybe it doesn't but i can tell you one thing you are protected. greg: after decades.

[cheering] after decades of north korea talking trash to us trump returns fire and fury. it is working. china is getting it and so is the un. who knew you could be scary and reasonable? not some in the media who actually take north korea site. the site of a murderous madman with sex place in prison camps. meanwhile, trump's message to the world is simple: >> as the president of the united states, i will always put america first. just like you, as the leaders of your countries, will always and should always put your countries first. [applause] greg: it is a pendulum swing from the academic to be assertive. obama's lounge is now node one

it is not about i but we .-period-paragraph, america, trump gives us two for the price of one. a president and a performer, a republican and a. [inaudible] come on media. you love this and there's nothing like this, your ratings are often after state eight years of sucking up you are working for a living. the more handwringing you do the sillier you look. obama and trump share similar thoughts on north korea but obama said it like a politician. >> we couldn't obviously destroyed north korea with our arsenals but aside from the humanitarian cost of that they are right next door to our vital ally of the republic of korea. greg: trop says it like us. >> rocket man is on a suicide mission for himself. greg: if this were a name that tune, donald will always win. obama is the librarian and trump is the barbarian and it is working.

previous presidents engaged in strategic patience and trump hits them with tougher sanctions and put muscle on china and china about. yes, look who is bowing out. the un didn't do jack and now they are. why? because trump scares them. they are bowing now. trump turned the tables on the cafeteria of incompetent freeloaders and dropped an elbow on venezuela. >> we call for the full restoration of democracy and political freedoms in venezuela. the problem in venezuela is not that socialism has been poorly implemented but that socialism has been faithfully implemented. greg: that's a pretty good line. of course, the truth takes off a lot of people and if the people you normally can't stand. >> what's behind this talk? is this about beating its base and it sounds like what he said about african and american neighborhoods during the campaign. what good is it to catch them?

>> it's a worldview that i just don't share. and it's a worldview that the president articulated is america first. greg: you know it is good when it passes off the people who picks you off. the people who can't see progress through the prism of dislike and they took this eclipse glasses from last month and they repurpose them. >> until recently you didn't know eclipse glasses for anything but did you know that technology is available in an incredible new product. they are called sunglasses. sunglasses filter out all the things you don't want to see like solid economic growth, soaring stock markets, lower unemployment, ditching the paris accord, decimating ices, fewer illegal border crossings, standing up to north korea and of course, no nonsense neil gorsuch. >> ever since i got sunglasses i've been sad and angry and i'm able to see the president's accomplishments. thanks sunglasses. >> if you act now, you can be

happy for once. don't want to see a single episode of hbo's girls, we got to. got overdue credit card, cell phone or mortgage payments, you need to take your glasses off and pay that back. get your sunglasses today. [applause] greg: let's welcome tonight guess. what is sharp and funny and long all over the executive producer rob long. he is so sharp, he has had restraining orders against her. she sought rosemary's baby was a comedy, kat sims.

pyramids are his goatee, massive psychic, tyrus. rob, we have a lot to cover here. what did you make of his speech on a friday? >> the un speech? greg: the rally in alabama. >> this is where he goes where he may feel like he's in trouble and had a bad week. he likes that's a. the great thing about it is show business like supply by and i don't want to be here and i can be anywhere i'm doing this for you. it's a fantastic stuff but i'm not entirely sure it was politically smart. to get into a midterm like that or a special election is not the smartest thing for president to do is provide the guys name is luther strange. >> but we call the doctor strange. greg: you like a he's from the marvel comic and was infected by a -- he was bitten by a

radioactive rabbit. doctor luther strange. you seem like you're scared right now? >> my favorite part of that whole rally was when he was like i may have made a mistake by endorsing luther and then was like whatever, i did it anyway and i'm too far and i can't give up now. i think that is honestly a feature more than a bug in that we are always privy to inner monologue all the time. and members of the media spend hours and days about what he really meant when we know what he meant and he said it skype tyrus, i feel like when he is talking to me that he's actually in my living room and that he does not change. when he was talking about colin kapnick, you know that's what he would say and that's what even if we disagree with him you could say that it's refreshing? no question.

>> whenever he has a speech in that setting i'm just expecting because there's no teleprompter and it's him on the mike and it's night at the improv and whatever hits him and he's looking at the crowd and someont call them son of a mac is not a good move and the issue is when the rest did it bad enough but they don't make the rule changes. don't put it on the rest. the concussion thing is a big deal right now so give the rest a break. he has those things and i felt bad for doctor strange. the strange thing was is it wasn't about him. at one point i wish he would've said you can go now because he was talking to his base about his rough week and he got his shots on and fired at cnn and so now seen and is a split screen

when he talks and it's his little genre to basically it's his living room and it's the thing i would say in my living room without a camera or wire in children. and he is doing it on the grant states. that's why a lot of people have issues with her. i don't agree with half the stuff he said especially well football. i think america is that we can disagree and we can if you want to protest and it's not hurting anybody else been fine whatever. greg: i'm kind of with you except that they also can fire you if you're doing it on the clock. but i agree with you, it's not like colin kaepernick is beating anyone up for hurting anybody but he's taking any. >> and they didn't renew his contract. greg: america works. i want to get cat in europe it. the media is mad and celebrities are mad and athletes are mad in north korea's, mad and it's a win. >> i don't believe there really mad was the president saying a football player is the son of a

the word of course it was. however, all of your lives are exactly the same now as they were before he said that. you are not really mad you just want to be mad. there be formidably method we all have things and i realized that are making us way more matt. greg: right. rob? >> you are right. these are other issues to get matt out for the past two weeks he has doubled back on his strong immigration sense and now maybe we won't fill the wall and he signed an effective deal with pelosi and schumer and he's got to do something which is to go back to alabama and remind his supporters that he still the same guy. he's the same guy and when he gets to dc his little more of a dealmaker in a moderate and frankly -- five we have to go but that point is interesting. what do you do when you are a

liberal and you thought he was hitler for daca and he keeps daca and how can you think he is hitler? >> likely, he helps you. he makes the speech in the un and he doesn't want them to like him. greg: to move on. the north korean minister hurled some insults and threats to present it up on saturday. that is

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call today. comcast business. built for business. greg: more stuff happening. north korea's foreign minister spoke before the un general assembly. that is fun. here is what he said. >> he has tried to turn the un arena to a where money is respected and trump is a mentally deranged person full of megalomania and driven by american people as commander in greece and president of evil none other than trump himself is on a suicide mission. greg: that was interesting. it's hard to hear what he said but i think he said that our president was evil. >> yes, i'm president shocked to see that president trump in north korea are not getting

along given the fact that they've always loved us over so very much. i'm not afraid that i'm going to get blown up by north korea. if they ever did anything to us they would be completely destroyed and they know that over there. yeah, they don't like each other but whatever. greg: is is basically trash talk? >> no, it's not trash talk between two sports teams. i'm not trying to fire back several epitaphs right now that would describe my feelings. this is not ali trash talk but this is to guys who aren't very good at trash talking to the point where he literally was like call him that. your that's a good one, boss. now they will go back to trump you stupid man. the man who is stupid. they got one missile and they

keep firing off in the wrong direction and they're getting a lot of attention but now he is not just trash talking back which is give them their plane and their stuff but those backhanded sanctions that are attacking the banks and it is not working. greg: the thing is i like to say that trump has made more progress in six months and three presidents have in 24 years. [cheering] the reason is the reason why am saying that is because i have no evidence but i knew i would get a pause. [laughter] but at least i'm being honest about the fact that i was looking for a plus. >> i do think that was being honest in his remarks and he's not saying anything that we don't already know. saying that if you do something bad we will blow you off the planet. everyone knows that. i also disagree with tyrus. i think north korea is pretty

good when it comes to the dissing. i had to google dotard and it was pretty funny. these are the same people that have a long history of funny and they once called hillary clinton a funny looking woman who looked like a pensioner who is out shopping which is rather apt. these are on the no's. >> if you call me a name i will have to say hold on, let me google that. [bleep]. that's not a good this. greg: rob, do you think that we are actually -- i feel like we are making progress and i use this metaphor that were boiling the water to make an egg but i don't think everyone has done that. feel free to use it on your show. >> i won't be using that. >> twenty-five years, 30 years

and they take the can down the road and it is a serious problem. the guy is more than one missile and he's getting what he wants to go and we don't have to worry about it. we are in new york and you probably don't have to worry about it on the west coast we have to worry about independent software. there's 23 million north koreans and are waiting for something to happen. the minute it happens in the minute the fan somehow they will not go south but they will go north into china and it's always been china's problem. it's always been china's solution and look, i'm not a fan of donald trump and i never said much good about him and he is so totally right about his north korea policy he identified early on that it was a chinese problem and he basically says you take care of your crazy dog or i will do it in the chinese don't want americans -- he has a right to do that. greg: i find it amazing that if you go on twitter and i saw two people and it was chelsea handler and i can't think of the other but a journalist who is basically taking the side of north korea and said don't you realize that he is actually a

homicidal maniac that killed thousands of people and killed his family members but people are more likely to trust him than trump because they are a delusion bubble that they are in prevents them from seeing that he is doing the right thing. >> and he's a very dangerous guy. i write a column for national review and make fun of him all the time and i feel bad about it now because it's not funny. there are prison camps there. it is a bad as you can imagine and they are starting their prison camps and people get killed and it's a bad bad place. he is short and funny and sad wears a jumpsuit and has a greedy haircut and people think that's cute and funny but this is a scary dude. greg: i say we wait for dennis rodman to come and save the day. right? it could happen. you don't know. it could happen. he was good and the importance. wasn't the question i don't remember. still to come, like a bad cold, hillary clinton keeps popping up. if you change the channel we will send you they

were not actually protesting and the undercover officer was among those taken into custody. i'm lauren greene, now back to the greg gutfeld show. greg: at the end of life on this planet three things will remain. cockroaches, twinkies and hillary clinton. [crowd boos] know doing. we we know this because she said this to steven colbert. >> i am not going anywhere.

greg: true, she's not. if she runs again she probably won't win. the best thing for hillary haters is to hope she runs again and again and again. she's a political version of a cold sore. even when it clears up, it always returns usually when you're about to go to club met. to those still exist? i need to update the joke. anyway, during her time at the late show hillary spun her wheel of blame and landed on. [inaudible] >> he really doesn't like democracy. he thanks it's an inconvenient, messy process and he doesn't like us. he wants to undermine how we see each other and how we respect each other. greg: vladimir putin undermines how we seen each other. talk about the kettle calling the black deplorable. here's an exit question.

is hillary's constant non- apology tour good or bad for her party. maybe she plans on hanging around forever to she finally wins. if so, just in case who came up with her next campaign slogans. hillary 2024, elect me or i will write another book. [laughter] hillary 2028, if the fit pantsuit still that we must not quit. [laughter] hillary 2036, even more cyborg than the original. hillary 2052, i maybe one oh six but i still got it. hillary 2060, i drink unicorn blood and will live for ever. worship me. hillary 2100, don't let me lose to erica trump the fourth. do you think hillary should go away? i think she's healthy for the

republican party. >> i thank you are right in that she is also like the pesky mother-in-law that never will go away even after you get divorced. she still hanging around and you're wondering why she's there that we've signed papers and said you have to go. i also think my favorite thing that hillary clinton has done postelection is the media critic hillary clinton because her criticisms have been so spot on. all of the polling said she would have it in the bag led her to believe that she had and she didn't camping there. also the pantsuits pieces played a vital role and a lot of people deciding to vote for donald trump. they never had to read another pantsuit. greg: that's true. rather, it seems like every day we get a friendly reminder of what could have been. >> what might still be. greg: exactly she could run with chelsea.

>> the problem is a normal american politics when someone loses the young they take them out into the courtyard and say that's it. greg: that's not really what happened. >> you know what i mean. speaking allegorically. greg: i just want to make that clear. it was allegorically. >> the young people stage and they push you out and you don't need the states. there aren't any young people there and they don't have. greg: bernie is young. >> right, joe biden and hillary clinton and bernie. you don't have any young leaders there and have a leader problem not a message problem so as long as there's a vacuum she can write as many books as she wants but what it will take is a younger excited democrat to push her aside. greg: it's true. you have biden and it is like a rest home. [laughter] >> it's the day room in a bad assisted-living facility. greg: i've been there.

tyrus, what do you think? trump is doing a victory tour and she's doing a victim lap. >> it is in style to be the victim but let's not forget about this muller stuff. i don't think it's any coincidence that she's hanging around for a reason. she might see a glimmer of light if the russian narrative actually comes back with indictments and stuff going on and she goes from our jokes to going told you and that is probably the reason why she's hanging around with her advisers saying let's wait and see what happens before we take things off where the rest of us are like go away and basically there's 1% of a chance that maybe it comes back that something was up and she will have her form and shall be the real victim. greg: it reminds me of a guy in college who came back to the parking lot of his high school to see if his ex would take them

back and every day would hang out in the parking lot and never happened. kat, is that my question. >> it's an uncomfortable truth but that's what she's doing. >> she doesn't have to go away. she has all these things that she can do. why is she going the route of having people pay her to wine at them. she has all this privilege and power and money and that's what you choose? how about you think about answers for your party if you care about them or if you don't, buy a vote and get drunk on it all day. pick one of those. greg: that's true. she is not helping her party. coming up, he made the video that made you lau

greg: what you get when you cross the movie top gun with a steaming pile of horse excrement? you get this campaign ad by virginia democrat. ♪. greg: if he set out to make the worst campaign at of all times, he is challenging barbara comes that next year he passed with flying colors. he add a famous top dancing but not the awesome shirtless volleyball part which i have reenacted many times with lou dobbs. warning. this next part will hurt. ♪ nice work, dan.

>> thanks maverick. greg: you can't see it right now but inside i am vomiting. parts of my organs are failing, tyrus. thoughts? you look sad. >> stop. [laughter] please. don't show that again. greg: i apologize.

rob, you are in the business and you produce hit comedies or should i say, comedy. >> comedy. greg: what if he wins? >> that is the point that he is funny and then he wins. look, campaign jingles work. really, really campaig terriblen jingles work. he is plenty of time. it's better than the. [inaudible] this is fresh and when this works and i think it will work it will be a trend that you see more bad ads. greg: kat, what did you think the pitch meeting was like? >> he needs to fire his staff and cut all of his friends out of his life because clearly they don't care about him or they would not have let him do that. they let him think that was a good idea. i've seen leaks less damaging than that. he did that on purpose and that might be hurtful but he hurt me by making me have to watch that.

i don't feel bad about it. [cheering] greg: all right. maybe the joke is on us because we are playing the ad. it would've cost him to run an ad in the show over $13 million. right? $13 million to run an ad. but we just iran it for free. >> exactly. this is a brilliant strategy and i've known publicist who have used this tactic and make a terrible video in order to get people for it to go viral and everyone to pick it up in aggregate. this is how the news works now and he's playing the game. as you said, were talking about it on the show and the tonight show covered it as well and it iran the clip and said is a period is a tactic on his campaign site has gone through the roof. maybe it is annoying but who cares? it is effective. greg: ♪ >> stop. i'm going to start cussing. greg: i long for the good old days when viral was something

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greg: it was once an awesome magazine but now a hobo's not rack. it rhymes. you can own rolling stone. founder, has put his controlling stake in a 50 -year-old magazine up for sale. prospective buyers are disappearing faster than a pie in michael moore's house. probably because the brand is now synonymous with [bleep] editorial decisions. remember when they published a since discredited and since retracted about rape case filed at the university of virginia. year before that they put the uniform or on the cover. then rolling stone identity problem. recent covers range from

political, rachel maddow, justin trudeau to very old people i can't recognize. these attractive no berries jerry leto and harry stiles district both of which bring over my bed but it's a bad investment. [inaudible] greg: worth every penny. rob, you and i were born in the same decade probably and i'm younger given that beer you have but i grew up reading rolling stone and you could have. [inaudible] in the same issue. two diverse opinions both great writers but have you seen it lately? >> the problem is a great magazine is supposed to be surprising and that when you can

predict page to page. you know what they will say and you know what positions they will take and you knew everything and you didn't have to read it. it was an exercise in theater. you could print it in the first place. greg: free, i don't know who reads it now but what kind of enjoyment or pleasure do you get out of a lecture on paper? it is all these things that new york editors think is important and valuable but not actual people who cannot listen to music cannot find music in the magazine? >> is going through a we're time where it was countercultural and now they have become the cultural. it's evidence in their editorial decisions they been making. as you pointed out, the story about the uba rape where there were huge holes in that and part of the reason why they choose the stories that they do is they recently iran a very glowing article about tim gill who is this megarich lgbt activist who

said he wanted to punish wicked questions. i think those decisions that they make and the stories they decide to run show that they are in the bag and a lot of issues to the point where they won't do basic fact checking about issues. greg: but if you believe in the ending there is no point in fact checking because the fact checking will disrupt your ending. kat, i have a theory. rolling stone is identity politics the product suffers. racine examples from the nfl to espn. the democratic party, the emmys. college campuses, magazines like rolling stone and new republic which was once a good, liberal moderate magazine. every time identity politics shows up somewhere the thing rots from within. >> it's almost as if average americans aren't interested in that issue. every single thing i heard about rolling stone within recent years is that they messed something up real bad. i feel like that is not a good

sign. i love when he announced that he was selling is that i love my job and i enjoy it but i'm selling it. no, no, if you love something you don't let it go. i don't care what the means on the internet tell you. if he doesn't love it. greg: sting would disagree. and i do everything sting says, tyrus. >> you probably should not do that. i'll give you the day know on that one. greg: did you ever read rolling stone? >> i'm stuck in this world. i don't get it because all turn on mtv and not the music videos and watch espn and not hear about sports. you want to open a thing of rolling stone it's the canadian prime minister. it supposed to be about music. i don't get it. if i want to learn about eminem, i could open up rolling stone but it's not just make he's are busy trying to sell it because plus, publishing is different now. you don't need to get the 30 days to get yourself into a magazine. you know it on the internet by

looking it up in times of change. it's become an opinion bag. there's no riveting articles anymore or writing and it's all opinion and there is no fact. there is still rolling stone. i'm always looking for mick jagger because if you tell me a box of chocolates i will look for chocolates but why are there cats in here? greg: i love this magazine and when the class was on the cover it was such a big deal and i cut it out and put it on my wall and it was such a big deal because that was your identity. you identified through music and not through pigment or different belief systems or whatever. you identified through your band when you were young and that meant a lot to see that. they let that go and screw their readers and i would buy it but i really have a job. sorry, america. i'm not taking rolling stone. don't go anywhere, final thoughts, next.

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greg: i will see you on monday. at a new time which is our all-time. we are returning to 5:00 p.m. eastern but we are running out of time so, what you wanted to say all show but haven't had the chance to say. kat, just for the brusque was rick yes, greg. you are right about the un. no one likes it when they are intemperate i went out and asked people and you are right. take a look. everything is blocked off and everything is a mess. who needs this? you been covering the un since 1986 what does the un do for the us? >> basically it is we pay, you bash us. that's the basic relationship. >> we pay to be bashed and that is good? doesn't it seem like the us has given a lot and were always remembering anniversary and giving the better present in the un isn't? >> yeah, we are like that rich

stepdad according to family. >> i've dated a lot of guys where i paid for everything and they surround eating sandwiches. i don't want that for the country. >> yeah, i like images. >> i wake up in the morning and i think about the un and i feel exactly the same. >> i'm sorry to hear that. >> hey, were the un and were doped and were cool but do you think people would be more into it. they're not into updating their social media. the last tweet said allied powers declare victory. >> that was 1945, if i remember quickly. >> is it possible that it's a big pot by big flag so they can produce more flags. i'm just try to educate the masses. >> okay. you have to educated me. >> it's one of those things were saturdays are for the boys but the un seems to think every day is saturday. >> that is true. saturday is for the boys. i agree with that. >> my passing the un too much? because i feel like what will they do?

[cheering and applause] greg: things to rob long. in our studio tomorrow. >> for sports and politics in a collision. some of the biggest athletes in the country are heading back. i'm rick leventhal and this is the "fox report". basketball, step curry in the golden state warriors to the white house and on friday curry said he did not want to join his team to meet the president after their championship when the president fired back to eating "imitation is withdrawn. targeting professional football urging nfl owners to fire players who kneeled during the national