all the time, he admires veterans and the country is fortunate enough to have had citizens willing to serve. eric: that's true. and he does such great work for the veterans. bush center.org. see you in one hour, 6:00 p.m. eastern. >> thank you, hillary, for being a constant beacon of strength, hope and determination for me and millions of other young women. you've been a role model and an inspiration and a voice of reason in uncertain times. i could go on and on, but i'd like to get right to the point. i can give you a hug? >> yes, yes! [cheers and applause] . greg: they're already booing! the upside is at least she kept her clothes on. [cheers]

. greg: all right! all right! they're boog before the show starts. all right, like my second bout of headlights in the fifth grade, hillary clinton is back. this time the tonight show where she tried hard to convince the nation she'd make a better president than the guy she lost to because she believes he handled things badly, like puerto rico. >> if 3.5 million americans and puerto ricans are americans, let's make sure people remember that. [applause] >> absolutely. you know, if they aren't the highest priority of your government in responding to such a terrible, natural disaster, what are you people spending your time doing? >> yeah. >> golfing? tweeting? watching cable tv? greg: somewhere there's a monsignor running around without his cloak on. what is she wearing?

she's questioning this administration's priorities about saving americans? talk about the pot calling the kettle benghazi. [applause] . greg: true. all right. not one but three hurricane recovery efforts going on right now, plus north korea, plus las vegas, terrible. it's easy to sit on jimmy's couchbacking about how she'd solve the problems so much better than this guy, could have, would have, should have, shut up! jimmy fallon's writers came out and read thank-you notes to hillary, for over six minutes. we're going to show you the shortened version, the long version could melt your flesh into a hot puddle. >> thank you, hillary clinton, for being the first female presidential candidate nominated by a major party. >> for handling this difficult transition with more grace than i ever could have imagined,

that being said, call me day and night and i will be there with a gallon of ice cream and two spoons to tell you, girl, you are so much better than him. [booing] >> for always sticking to the issues as people criticize you for hair, wardrobe and appearance. you showed girls everywhere politics isn't a popularity contest, because if it were, you would have won by about three million votes. >> standing up to critics who said a woman couldn't be president because they'd be too emotional, impulsive and unpredictable. so glad we didn't end with someone like that. greg: that was bad. really bad. worse than bad. maybe awful. they gave thank-you notes to hillary and sent cease-and-desist letters to bill. [ laughter ] >> i think we can all agree if there is a hell, that segment will be playing in inner most circle of it for all of eternity. if you had to choose between that and a three inch live

cricket burrowing deep into the ear cannell, you would take the cricket and his family. shouldn't the young women be reading hillary the riot act instead of thank-you notes? boo hoo, baloney. her candidacy that helped elect donald trump, you distressed damsels. talk about the world's first losing tour. parades are usually for the victorious, this is a never-ending procession of cop-outs and self-righteous regrets. never has one person made so much out of doing so little. so is she driven by bitterness over her loss? or is it all about greed to gin up book sales? there is an upside but for her husband bill, while she's on tour, he's on a hostess. [laughter] . greg: i'm not done. but i'm not done. she'll be signing books, he'll

be signing bretts. she'll read a passage, he'll be trying to enter one. >> whoa! >> as annoying as this is, remember this, wouldn't you rather have her on a khaki couch than on the oval office. this is a small price to pay to keep from hearing this every day. >> now having said all this, why aren't i 50 points ahead, you might ask? greg: we have, it never gets old, as long as she's on tv and not on the white house, i'm always proud to say i'm with her. [cheers] . greg: let's welcome tonight's guest, he's so sharp, you'll get splinters if you go near him. author, political commentator and host of the mark stein show. mark stein. [cheers and applause] . greg: on the outside, he's a ken doll. on the inside g.i. joe, tougher

than a well-done steak in trigonometry class, fox and friends co-host, pete hegseth. [cheers and applause] >> her glasses can be seen from space, "national review" reporter kat timpf. [cheers and applause] . greg: finally, pour water in the footprint and you got a swimming pool. former bodyguard and massive side kick, tyrus. [cheers and applause] . greg: all right. mark stein, i was watching this, i thought it was a metaskit, that fallon was pulling on everybody and realized it wasn't. what did you make of this? >> well, these are supposed to be comedy writers? is that -- these are comedy writers? greg: yes. >> i don't give a lot of advice on writing. but the one thing i said years ago and to inferiors, you should always be able to see the comedy in your own side, and i don't know what happened

to these people, but they can't. i mean, hillary, actually what i thought was going to happen because normally when politicians go on the shows, they do jokes, and the last time i was on, i said i like how much hillary does jokes because she does the bobblehead thing, and i looked up one of the ones she did during a campaign. hillary actually did this before at a fund-raising event. she goes, i hear some man just invented pokemon go. i'm waiting for someone to invent pokemon go to the polls. give it up! woo! and i don't understand how professional, paid comedy writers, when you've got this hot shot comedian in front of you, still doing these drippy, with these like limpid piano

music. greg: the piano made it for me. the punch line was like a frisbee in the desert, you can see it coming at you. >> no, no, it's like a plane at laguardia taking 40 minutes to go from the gate to the runway. can you see it. you can see it. and the pilot is saying, hillary's punch line is 18 and that's how it is when hillary tells a joke. that timing, kat, is brilliant. greg: kat, what did you make of the performance. well, you are a female writer? >> i sure am. a female and a writer. greg: that's two full-time occupations. >> exactly. what grinds my gears about this, greg, you hear people say fox news won't stop talking about hillary. hillary won't stop talking about hillary. if you have a friend, my ex-boyfriend won't stop texting me. are you texting him back? well, i'm texting him first but he keeps replying to me.

exactly the same thing. if you're going to be on the little set where people are writing thank-you notes to a loser, it is my civic duty to make fun of that. greg: yes, kat. [cheers and applause] . greg: pete? pete? >> it's easy to laugh at. this do i believe that they were ernest in their letters. >> they were completely earnest. that is the expose a for fox news channel, every single news channel is full of male and female writers lock, stock and barrel progressive liberals who pretend to be journalists and give us news that is unbiased, when in actuality they are complete leftist who write jokes who can't laugh at themselves in the worst candidate they have ever had run in modern history. when i watched miley cyrus, is she pretending to cry so she is end it with a punch line. the woman who taught us to

twerk is crying. >> whoa, whoa, whoa. >> about hillary clinton. greg: tyrus is going to disagree. >> hell no. greg: who taught us to twerk. >> wasn't anybody named miley cyrus. her name is like yvette johnson. wasn't no damn miley cyrus. >> you've never written me a thank-you note. >> wait for it, you have something to look forward to. here's the thing, this is our fault, greg. greg: is it? >> president trump's fault, your fault, my fault, y'all's fault. greg: why? >> when you win, you win, and you don't say nothing to the dude you knocked out in the ring. greg: that's true. >> you move on. we keep making -- we're punching down, we're punching down, bob -- bopp, loser. >> we ended it. >> we ended it when he won, and

she was dragon lady. hillary, darling, would you please just go away. we keep punching at her. i'm not saying anything anymore, she went from dragon lady to grandma. you starting something, you go from kicking somebody's ass to it's overkill and now it's your fault, you keep bagging on her. you watch, she's going to bite us all. greg: you are so wrong, tyrus. she keeps going around with the loser tour. >> when i was three, i was told if i don't like somebody, i ignore them. >> how is that fun? >> it's fun? okay, okay. you got a russian probe going around and you keeping it relevant. i said it on this day here. >> russia? greg: i got a great segment out of this, thank you very much. those letters are the best thing on tv. >> you are, changing her image.

>> why did miley cyrus, i had forgotten about the twerking. wouldn't you like to see her teach hillary how to twerk? >> no! >> no! >> that would be great! >> you know what i would like to see, before we leave, i would like to see what happened on thursday or friday. friday. president trump pronouncing puerto rico. >> we are also praying for the people of puerto rico. we love puerto rico. puerto rico. and we also love puerto rico. greg: i don't understand! but it makes me laugh. i don't know. coming up, late night comics can't stop lecturing you on gun control. it beats writing jokes. you on n control. control. it beats writing jokes.

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. greg: all right, watch any late-night tv host and it becomes clear they share the same script, or the same brain. >> they say it's inappropriate to be talking about it because it's too soon. well, maybe it's too soon for you because deep down inside

you know in your heart, you know you bear some responsibility. >> they always say that a gun tragedy is never the right time to talk about stopping the next gun tragedy. >> sorry that we live in a world where there are people who will put a gun before your lives. greg: so as they echo similar emotions minus the fact, some impugn you if you offer statistics that deflate their case, as the media acts as if you are trying to silence them. is this silence? >> bar is so low right now. congress is talking about it because it's too soon to talk about it. [ overlapping talking ] . greg: not silence, but i prefer facts when it comes to guns, but other hosts don't, why is that? first, you're in entertainment to be loved, and all that attention that you get from saying this stuff just

encourages to you do it more. it's a drug that makes up for something. second, they don't know any better. one night of reading could disabuse them of biases. don't hold your breath. third, it's a class thing. celebs and media look down on gun owners, the south, republicans, trump voters. if you like the 2nd amendment you must be a toothless hick who thrives squirrels on a half sister with a date. finally, guilty about a role they play in culture on drives in glorified violence. they hate guns except when they make them money. after all the emotions have you facts. vegas was a well-planned mass execution by one man in a sea of seven billion people, affecting thousands. we need to make such infamy meaningless, reduce the media footprint. that's why we didn't show his face tonight. it's going to happen again. it could be worse, terror

thrives on a learning curve. the thieve's targets were all open-air venues. we need to get ahead of this. not just bump stocks, barriers, embrace security, prevent such attacks with security. could a swarm of drones shields at an outdoor concert. this is where solutions come from, from adults armed with knowledge. last, it's got to be hard to be lectured by well-protected celebrities who exist in the rarefied air of bel air or upper manhattan for no need for firearms. security team is strapped. you don't have the luxury. [applause] >> pete? >> i'm one of the people that i don't mind when people express their emotional anger or whatever partisan side that they take, but i don't like it when they impugn your motives, when kimmel says, well, it makes you feel bad because he

knows that you're guilty. you value a gun more than a life. >> right, right, right? >> no, i value the lives of my family and that's why i own many guns and not just one gun. when you're in a tough situation, you take initiative or you don't. lot of folks don't live in the middle of the city where there are cops on every street corner, a lot of them there's a sheriff and you make a phone call and you have that or not. rahm emanuel said never pass an opportunity or crisis to advance your agenda. they will continue to do that. this is another example. i don't know why the republicans, conservatives, the nra should never retreat on on this issue. this is a country of gun owners in a free people and free society, and unfortunately in a free society it allows a maniac to maniacally plan something like this and execute. you can't policymaker way your way out of everything, youstant

by the principles. greg: tyrus, the people live in areas that are protected. if you live in a studio, you are surrounded by guns, and many places takes a lot of time for the cops to get there. that doesn't happen where they are. and you're a body guard. >> most of the time i never carried a piece. seeing a piece on me would make the smaller guys jump faster. i would have the smaller guys carry because they would focus on me. my boy rico was your height. nobody saw him. if they did see him, it was the last thing they saw. i'm thing god his ass had a .45. i don't think we should have the conversation about americans owning guns, that's our right. you can't take that away. i think if you want to own 50 guns and you want to have a warehouse full of bullets, then

maybe there should be some form of registering or the fbi steps in and just checking to see why have you this many, if it's extreme. greg: who draws that? >> that's the conversation, where do we draw the line? me personally, 50 seems a good number. because i only got two hands, but at the same time, i don't have somebody telling me what i can and can't own. i own guns, my friends own guns, we have to be careful because we live in a time where people don't want to fix problems, you made a great point. defensively, there's the argument about the trucks, the truck, the knife and all that kind of stuff, when the situation happens with the planes, tsa, everything changed. airport changed. you had to go through annoying security, but we haven't had an incident. maybe our hotels, annoying security where they scan your bags. i know it's a pain in the ass, hard to get ten bags of guns

in, what's this? sorry, you're going to jail. greg: i know a lot of people, mark, are complaining about that, the fact they go into the casinos, but it works. >> creates jobs, too. >> eventually people are going to resent that, if everything you do you have to go through a security checkpoint. you made a good point, you thought it was bell air and midtown manhattan condsenting to the south. i would say i think the celebrities, late night guys, the rest of the world condescending to america. i notice about the late night guys, trevor noah, james corden, john oliver, and i don't know about you guys, if there's one thing i really can't stand it's like some snot-nosed foreigner with the accent telling you guys what's wrong with the country! and as i'm the only snot-nosed foreigner without my own late-night show, i don't know

what i'm doing wrong. i don't know why americans put up with it. what's the point of july the 4th, 1776 if you have the british commonwealth guys hugging up your air time! [applause] . greg: i like that you argued against your own opinion. kat, last word, what do you make of this. where do you want to go? >> it splits into the people that argue against the 2nd amendment protection and the people that are for the protections. the 2nd amendment is the argument. leftists say get the guns off the streets and obsolete. the 2nd amendment obsolete, no, it isn't, not obsolete if two-thirds of both houses, three forths of states and that's how we do things here. either the constitution protects your freedoms or it doesn't. i'm fine for sensible gun control, you have to look at it through a constitutional lens, and taking away all guns is not

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this week president trump surpassed an important milestone. he has more twitter followers than any world leader including the holiest of tweeters, pope francis. the record wasor made after trump's personal account passed 39.7 million followers. that's more than the pope's nine different twitter accounts combined. for more on this, we sought comment from pope francis himself. [laughter] >> i congratulate president trump on his impressoff twitter following, but i urging all good people to watch the greg gutfeld show. it's my favorite,ut and it wille yours too. [laughter] greg: that's quite an endorsement. thank you so much, pope. i take back everything i said. all right. tyrus, i have problems with twitter -- >> you do have problems, man. that it can't? greg: there's the guys with the verified blue check who create the assumption that they're better than the people who --

>> it's all i have, greg. [laughter] >> i: thought it was to stop catfish and stop vulnerable brothers from from talking to women who are really men. [laughter] that's what i thought, you know, damn. it wasn't a class thing. i love my blue check, and i like to make sure people who i'm talking to are -- greg: you showedha up for coffee that day, and it was actually jesse watters. [laughter] >> you can't leave, it's like, lol, he showed up. you've got to stay there and just be like, how am i going to get out of this. yeah, yeah, i'll have, you know, cappuccino, you know, whatever just to get through -- greg: is this a big deal? >> that he's beating the pope? greg: yeah. >> i mean, we all like the circus more than church. >> that's a good one. >> he's like clint eastwood, man? you ever hear a donald trump speech where it was ore boring?

greg: i can't stand the pope! he just trolled planet earth. >> yeah, i mean, he literally was just like, i'm with the military, i'm a bad ass, check it out. that's all it was. greg: kat, is twitter an actual reflection of our society? >> unfortunately in many ways i think it is. greg: really? >> sometimes. for twitter specifically though it's the one place you're not going to be like, okay, people i want tour follow aren't the nict or most pious people. you're looking for interesting, okay? there's a reason why nuns don't have reality shows. not that nuns aren't amazing. i was raised very catholic. we went on a weeklong family vacation to a catholic wilderness retreat. those nuns were done, and i still had a wonderful time. you look for hike the, whoa, dude factor when you're following someone on twitter, and there's no one more like that than president trump on social media. [cheers and applause] greg: i've got the tell you, you

know what bothers me about the pope, pete? it's all the pontificating. [laughter] i >> oh, wow. [laughter] >> you deserve. that. >> the pontiff -- >> yeah. i would think he would be more upset that he has, like, nine catfish accounts. what is he doing with all those accounts? >> yeah. what is that? greg: i'm just proud of my stupid joke. let me wallow in it. >> he has one real blue check account and eight puppet accounts, i find odd. and then i find it -- jesus, i think this is gospel according to matthew, chapter four, and jesus sayeth unto them, follow me. laugh -- [laughter] i mean, it's right there in black and white. what is the pope up to? greg: his different twitter or accounts because they're all in

different languages, i was just told. >> god clearly follows the propose, and the president as -- the pope, and the president as well. if you add together the pope and donald trump, they're still 20 million short of justin bieber. greg: that's true. >> justin bieber has 100 million twitterre followers, the presidt has 40 million. greg: it's amazing. >> and god follows bieber as well. greg: it's true. >> it's canadians, english, south africans, it's the same thing. it's like, as i said, 1776 never happened. [laughter] justin bieber beats the pope. and trump. combined. go, canada. [laughter] greg: is twitter annoying to you because everyone tries to be a comedian on it? no, it's the opposite. politicizing, if you say something about it's like, hey, it's really nice outside, not like the deficit. >> yeah. >> i tweeted something about sparkling water the other day, and someone was like you should

be drinking -- >> at least with twitter they can't go on and on. instagram and facebook, damn. i love y'all, but stop sending me books, i'm not going to read it. at least withh twitter, you've got to get it in and get it out. greg: that is true. o.j. simpson is dead set against dying broke. he's shopping his first interview, but will anyone pay his hefty fee? that's next. [cheers and applause] ♪ ♪ coming up, you see my resume cv. you imagine who i am. what i look like. where i live. but look past the things that won't make a difference to find someone who will. search for greatness. search indeed.

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greg: his story may be inviting, but no one's biting. simpson, or to coin a nickname, the juice, reportedly wants a seven-figure payout for his first post-jail interview. he's asking $3-$a 5 million, but most networks have passed. a source claims, quote: he's got

photos from yale with his family and c friends, he's got some otr stuff too that people have never seen before, and this could be a major deal for any network, any show. since his lawyer denies the report, still if simpson makes any money, it would be subject to seizure because of the millions owed ron goldman and nicoleon simpson's families from the civil case. due to interest, it's up to $70 million. so if you actually pay o.j., perhaps you end up really paying them, and that's a good thing. either way, o.j.'s out of jail, and i for one do not think he should go on "outnumbered." [laughter] that is not one lucky guy to be sitting next to on "outnumbered." i think it would beed a bad thi. [laughter] mark? >> definitely do not -- >> you're a wise man. greg: am i a hypocrite because i would watch the interview, but i wouldn't do the interview? so is that validates doing the interis view. >> yeah. and you wouldn't pay -- i mean,

i think that ship has, well, bronco has sailed, i guess. [laughter] because the thing about old -- what struck me when he came out of jail was that he got old in jail, so he doesn't look like he did in naked gun 33 and a third anymore which was, like, the last thing that he did. with celebrities what you want to know about him is what turned him into the nice guy from those naked gun movies and all the rest who then became a -- and that's the one thing he's never going to talk about. so why do you want to pay a multimillion dollar sum to see some old guy who looks vaguely like a guy you remember from 25 years ago showing you a picture of somebody you don't recognize visiting him in prison? what are they getting for their money? greg: i don't know. tyrus, let me ask you, is it a good thing if the interview is happens if the money goes to the families? >> no. because i would think the

families at this point would pass on the money just to have closure and to move on. i think we're all tired of this story, and i don't really care what he did in prison, and i think most americans should not care either, you know? he's holding on -- you know, and here's the thing, $3 million to hear his story? unless you're going to have somewhere in the contract where you get to ask the million dollar question, it'd be 45 minutes for the final question, six commercials, to be like, did you do it? greg: yes. [laughter] >> and maybe a commercial. and then tune in next week for part two of this riveting interview of o.j.. greg: yes. >> he was acquitted by a jury of his peers, he, you know, he stole his own stuff back and got, what, 12 years, something like that? move on to, let's just move on. nobody pay that money because here's what's going to happen, it's going to get cheaper. greg: that's true. >> as the years go by -- greg: on's bravo, it'll be heres o.j -- >> it'll be a weird comic-con where he's at.

greg: a exactly. he did that prank show before he went to jail. pete, here's the thing, there's, i think, a whole generation of people who don't see him the way we see him, because they weren't around when he killed those two people. >> i'm on j the very edge of it. i think i was in junior high when the trial happened, the whole school shut down, and it rivetted the cup. people today don't know who he was as an athlete, what he did as a criminal and how much it captured an entire nation. i wouldn't -- i certainly wouldn't -- it certainly wouldn't be appointment television for me. if it was saturday night and i happened to stumble upon it, this could be interesting. >> go out on saturday. [laughter] >> go out after 11. >> after watching this show. >> by the way, he wrote the book, basically already told his side of the story. greg: kat, i think for a long period of time twitter and instagram are going to be full of selfies with o.j., because if he's out, no one's going to walk

by him and not say, picture, can i get a picture? there's going to be some joker with an arm around o.j., there werere radio deejays flirting wh him when he was out, and i remember watching that. people just like stardom and celebrity. >> yeah, they absolutely do. i think that i would say this interview, i don't see the>> pot of it because they'll ask him questions, andt he'll give answers, but we all know how good he is about telling the truth. he'll probably say i taught everybody how to read, and everybody got certified and everything, and i was just so great to everybody. he can't be trusted for anything. i've seen a lot of documentary, so even though i wasn't there, i've seen a lot of documentaries, and i'm bored with himbo already. greg: you know what's interesting? he was so lucky this week that so much bad stuff was going on. he was, like, he snuck out the back door of a bar while there was a fight going on in the front, you know what i mean? because there was hurricanes, there was a shooting. they letff him out at midnight. >> is he lucky or is he sad?

this guy loves the limelight. >> i think when you're dealing with a sociopath, he wants that attention, and he's going to continue to do things -- >> he'll be back in jail. >> he thinks he's still o.j. and he's still loved, that's the thing. greg: still to come, the rock and roll hall of fame nominees are in. will this be the near menudo finally makes it in? fingers crossed. [cheers and applause] every six s i'm accident-free. and i don't share it with mom. right, mom? right. safe driving bonus checks, only from allstate. switching to allstate is worth it.

♪ ♪ greg:ing four crazy talented men have been snubbed yet again. the nominations for the rock and roll hall of fame's class of 2018d are in and, sadly, the monkees areee nowhere to be fou. [laughter] it's [bleep] seriously, they're the real beatles! instead, thel list features a bunch of first-time nominees including radiohead, jewish dawes priest, nina simone, the moody blues, very depressing. your rhythmics, dire straits, rage against the machine, bunch of babies, rage, rage, rage. [laughter] also on the ballot, bon jovi, ll cool j, the cars, love the cars, and depeche mode. [laughter] anyway, to be eligible an

artist's first single or album had to be released in 1992 or earlier. guess that eliminates my favorite artist. ♪ ♪ [laughter] greg: that's from -- [cheers and applause] >> grammy hall of fame. i feel we're in with a shot at that one. greg: you're o not nominated. do you think there should be a hall of fame for something that's just 50 years old? >> no, i don't, i've never liked the rock f and roll hall of fame because it should be the rock-in-roll hall of fame. i've never liked -- and it has, this was aa sonnishing to me -- astonishing too me, it receives federal subsidies. >> no [bleep]

>> it's like harry reid's cowboy poetry festival in nevada. youei think, well, the cowboy poets, toss them a couple of bucks every now and then. if rock and roll isn't profitable, nothing is. it's like if you said to me, have you checked out the new bondage dungeon on 23rd street, it's really great since the federal grantng money came through. [laughter] i mean, what's the point? if rom and roll's not -- rock and roll's not profitable -- greg: by the way, i like the dirty, messy nature of it. kat, you probably weren't even born when most of these acts were around. what are your thoughts? >> seeing that it's about fame and not talent, i think that radiohead is definitely going to get in and should get in. i don't even like them, but the kind of guys i like have to be three things, strange, malnourished and sad, and those guys always like radiohead, so aye been having to pretend to like them to get these mensches even though the music is just e

elaborate moaning and whining over ring tone sounds, and if that's not fame and power that will get me to do that for someone else, i don't know what is. greg: you should date a men who like musicals. telling you. [laughter] >> no, it'sio certainly not. greg: anybody you like? >> is ll cool j rock and roll? greg: well, yeah, he's part of it. i would say hip-hop. >> is hip-hop rock and roll? greg: i think so. >> music. >> it's everything. nina simone -- >> so the roll part is everything other than rock? greg: rock and roll came -- they're all the same. >> isn't rock and roll not supposed to care about fame? look ateg me, look how tight my pants are, i'm just going to rock. screw you, that's what i thought it was about. >> a guy from judas priest, when you were saying, can kat, i like show tunes, when you were saying should date someone who likes show tunes, and the guy

from judas priest -- greg: rob hal ford -- >> he hit on me several years ago. [laughter] this is the insanity of the world today. a gay heavy metal guy hits on a heterosexual show tunes guy. [laughter] mean, i could have handled the sex, but these music is just so screwed up. [laughter]r] [applause] greg: all right. tyrus, i don't know -- say whatever you want -- >> trying to get my mind over on that, i'll just say -- [laughter] enough said. [laughter] greg: all right. don't go anywhere. tyrus hits d.c. to be white house press secretary for a day. the shocking tape next. [cheers and applause] day. day. the shocking tape, i've been thinking. think of all the things that think these days. businesses are thinking. factories are thinking. even your toaster is thinking. honey, clive owen's in our kitchen. i'm leaving. oh nevermind, he's leaving.

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the five at 5:00 p.m. eastern. running out of time so -- tyrus. >> check it out. i got a chance to go to washington and show you how to handle the press the right way. let's keep this quick because i have a busy weekend. me, greg and kat are going to our weekly trip of dave and busters. have you been to dave and busters? it is amazing. besides, that's how we prep for the show. if it ain't broke -- >> in your spine how that is helpful to the effort? >> bro, it's an arcade where they serve steak. plus, last sunday kat 1a6-foot teddy bear at the ski ball tournament. it's not a big deal, it's a

gang. yeah, it's ski ball, note that nobel peace prize. dave and busters is incredible. it's got ski ball, pop a shot, pac-man, why aren't you writing this down? thank you. like i was a, it's got the air hockey, dance revolution and rumor has it, they might get a lou dobbs pinball machine. i mean, yeah, it's lou freaking dobbs. it will be awesome. >> will you let us know question. >> hell, yeah, i'll let you know. you just used your one question. anyway, i'm out. [applause]

thanks to kat sims, pete, mark >> president trumps messaging on north korea after the president seems to hint that after failed the policy the only option left may be military intermission. hello and welcome to a brand-new hour. i myself. >> and good evening, i'm eric. as democrats are slamming the talks is dangerous and irresponsible other say it sends a blunt message. the former education secretary to president reagan he says he needs to be put on notice that the u.s. is