>> i'm jesse watters along with kimberly guilfoyle, juan williams, lisa boothe, and greg gutfeld. 5:00 in new york city, and this is "the five." yesterday, white house chief of staff john kelly delivered one of the most emotional and powerful speech as ever in the white house press room. strong defense of president trump call to a widow of a fallen soldier. he lost his own son seven years ago. tonight, we have the stunning reaction of the congresswoman at the center of that phone call firestorm, federico wilson seems to be enjoying the spotlight.

>> you mean to tell me that i have to come towards -- [laughs] that the white house is bothering me and my work? that's amazing. that's amazing. that is absolutely phenomenal. i have to tell my kids that i'm a rock star now. >> wow. she also made some serious charges after general kelly accused her of politicizing the deaths of soldiers. >> i heard his remarks and i heard him say that i bragged that i secured the money for the building of the fbi building in miramar? that's a lie. >> well his point was, i think, though you are right, he didn't get the facts right on that is that empty barrels make the most noise. >> that's a racist term if i'm thinking about that. when we looked it up in the dictionary. i had not heard of a "empty

barrel." i don't like to be dragged into something like that. >> okay. "empty barrel" is racist. that is news to me. >> everything is racist to these days. stories like these are turning people inside out and i hate that we do them. i don't want to do these stories. i did it yesterday. no one walks away from these stories feeling any better about themselves or about the people that they like or dislike. you just feel bad. i mean, joy read. i don't know anything about her, but i look at these tweets that she has. this one where she says -- this is amazing for me. general kelly grew up in segregated boston in an irish catholic neighborhood where women were bullied and blacks scorned and rejected. she just labeled irish catholics racist and misogynist and by connection to that group general kelly. this is a person that the media often asks, why doesn't she have

her own show? this is acceptable now. you can call anybody or smear anybody as racist and anyone runs in fear. it's so sad. the only thing that can save us from these stories, these emotional spasms, sadly, israel news. we are living in a superficial, ongoing squabble. but when there is a hurricane or terror attack, we suddenly realize what's good, what's real in life. that's sad. other countries which they had these problems. they wish they had the time to sit here and talk about this -- these ridiculous emotional conflicts. it's pathetic! >> and joy reed was referencing something that was set on msnbc. let's play it and have kim react to it. >> when he was going in the boston irish neighborhood, the schools were segregated by customs and practice. john kelly never sat by a

student like frederica wilson in his neighborhood. it was a neighborhood were calling someone like frederica wilson "an empty barrel" was the kindest thing that would've been said about her. do you know what wasn't sacred when he was a kid growing up where he was growing up? black people. >> irresponsible. >> it's so racist and awful and horrific, these kind of comments. i take personal issue with it as an irish-puerto rican double catholic to sit here and make these statements to serve our country faithfully, lost his son, and continue to serve this country in an admirable way. what are these people thinking? do they realize how awful does this make them look, sound, really shows what's in there -- that's what's being said to me. >> >> see and in fact-checked whether an empty barrel was racist, they looked at plato,

shakespeare, abraham lincoln used the phrase, consulted at consulted etymology experts as well as the american dialect society and they found no relationship to racism ever. >> that was a problem myself. i said this to greg. i mean... i don't like it, you know, when people say something that is, to my mind, without foundation, especially with regard to race. because for me, it then cheapens the whole thing because i think we had racism in this country. but i just wanted to say -- i think this has become a scrum now. everybody's jumping in. but i tend to, given my outlook of the world, want to get to the facts. and so when he says, when general kelly says, she took credit for the funding of the fbi headquarters in miramar florida, maybe that's what he means by empty barrel. then a video comes out and it shows that she did not take

credit for it and he was wrong. this, to me, reminding me what happened yesterday when i thought, as president trump tweeted, she fabricated everything with regards to this conversation he said was a secret conversation between him and the widow. then it comes out, no, general kelly says no, president trump did say that he knew what he was buying into when he went because he enlisted of his own volition. well, turns out, frederica wilson was right again. so i think to myself, while my, why are people beating up frederica wilson when she in fact -- >> no, they are beating up frederica wilson because she's essentially hanging her hat on this whole issue to try to get national attention and build up her name as evidenced by the fact which is an on air that now she is a rock star. what a despicable way to become a household name for this very issue. do anyone feel like we've hit rock bottom in society this whole week, i felt so dirty.

john -- what we saw from him ise desperation to get back to a place in society where there is respect, where anything is sacred, another widow of a fallen soldier felt so compelled because of this pile on a president trump who released a private conversation that she had with the president where he told her that her husband was a hero, come to the white house anytime, she said that it was such a low point, she felt like she was talking to another huma human. i think we've reached a sad place in society that this is now a week long story. and someone like general kelly who serve this country so valiantly is now under attack and being labeled racist? it is also disgusting and so dirty. >> it is disgusting. when i think you make these terms, charges, you know what you're talking about because it disparages people necessarily. but i will say that the woman you are talking about said that the president spoke to her in a

way that was comforting. but this week, we've also learned what he apparently promise to some guy $25,000, didn't pay on, this family, and do not forget he had a situation with a woman who, you know, frederica wilson, the congresswoman, where his account really varies from the reality. the mother of the dead soldiers said she was offended by what the president said. >> a few things, one, to make sure we have all the facts correct. president obama also had to say the check was in the mail when he made promises giving money to some fallen people as well, we have a transcript of the remarks that miss wilson gave, and she seems to take a little bit of credit. she says, "everybody says it's impossible. i went into attack mode. i went to the speaker. i presented it. i dashed it over to the senate and i put the senators on notice. i put it on their radar." >> what are you talking about? >> i'm talking about -- >> you are talking about --

that's not right. you are not playing straight. >> i am playing it straight! >> let me tell you why you are not playing at straight. no. >> but do actions matter? >> that was referenced at the briefing today and sarah huckabee sanders had a response. >> general kelly said he was done, that representative wilson made comments at a building dedication honoring slain fbi agents about her own actions in congress including lobbying former president obama on legislation to it as general kelly pointed out, if you are able to make a sacred act like a honoring american heroes all about yourself, you are an empty barrel. if you don't understand that reference, i will put it more simply. as we say in the house, all hat, no cattle. >> reporter: have you seen the speech? most of her was effusively praising fbi agents. what she was talking about, what

she did in congress, she was not talking about securing $20 million. >> she said there was a lot of grandstanding. he was done she took the opportunity to make it out herself. >> my goodness. jesse, did you see what that was? she was talking about her ability to get the building names for two slain fbi agents, not the funding. when you are reading that, you are deceiving the audience. >> i'm not deceiving the audience. she's acting like a braggart -- >> do you know what i say? >> i say it's all unicorn, no horn. look, can we all agree that these stories, what happens is -- uh, these are bad stories. whether it's football kneeling and funerals, the next step is racial politics, we start picking at the scab unless another scatter rubs and we pick it. where do we want to end up with identity politics? if america is internally eating each other alive, what is the solution?

>> well -- >> stop! it's incumbent on the media to say "who cares it's good for ratings" -- >> don't you think that donald trump played it? >> i think we are all guilty. >> okay. >> absolutely, but what does she have to gain from this kind of behavior and, you know, really horrific towards both families, racist towards general kelly, on the back of gold star families? i don't like it at all. and i'm certain the american people do not like it. it's conduct unbecoming. >> general kelly is a gold star parent. and now he is under attack. there you have it. the liberal media is trying to twist the clinton uranium scandal to make it go away. find out how the next. just put on a breathe right strip it instantly opens your nose...

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♪ >> instead of focusing on the clinton uranium scandal, a scheme organized by russia to benefit the clintons, the far left media is mostly ignoring the story, and mocking president trump instead. >> what do you make of the --

also come a little frightening this point? >> looked, there is a moral vacuum in the white house right now. when the president is tweeting about a political opponent from a year ago, it is... >> i'm sorry, what did you just say, greg? >> what? those two make me throw up? [laughter] so they talk about how there is some yearning obsession with hillary. they have trump tattooed on their brain. it's like... what's his name? morning joe, he's like a spurned lover. he's like the runner-up bachelorette after the rejection and they try to pretend it doesn't matter but it's on their face, it's driving them crazy that they didn't get picked. >> they are crying in the limo... >> he's crying in the limo. we've all been there, though. we've all cried in a limo. >> speak for yourself... >> go on. >> you've made people cry in a

limo. >> in a nice way. >> lisa? >> can we just fathom for a minute. if this was the trump administration and all the stuff was going on, the fact the justice department had this investigation going on. and mind you, hillary clinton sitting on the board that approved the uranium one deal and was also secretary of state, not to mention the fact that some of these individuals, these shareholders or uranium, gave $145 million to the clinton foundation. can we imagine for a minute if that she was on the other foot and how nuts some of the very other people we showed would be going right now? i guarantee this is not in hillary clinton's book "what happened" but she's talking about all the other russia stuff no evidence of. it's a complete and utter double standard. >> it really is. this story should be number one top-of-the-line covered investigated. there is actual meat on these bones. >> there sure are. i agree with tim kaine. there is a moral vacuum in the

country. it's not the white house. it's over at msnbc. hard news journalist at respective outlets reporting there is a pay for play deal with the clintons and the russians, and you have hillary's running mate teed up to ask about that. you don't even ask about it, you try to divert? come on. bill was in moscow. bill has taken half a million dollars. she's signing off on deals. everyone's getting rich. no one cares. i get certain shows are soft on trump. i get certain shows are hard on trump. they are so clumsy and blatant about diverting this a way to protect the democrats. it makes you think, come on! you guys have no current ability anymore, and he's right. they are like spurned lovers. >> [laughs] >> trump is obsessed with hillary? hillary wrote a book! >> we don't need to know what happened to. >> obama spent years blaming bush! talk about obsession!

that's the real obsession! >> juan? >> as a democrat sitting here, let me make the case. we talk about credibility. when you have a foundation and you have a foundation taking money from people overseas my it's going to invite suspicion of quid pro quo activity, especially when the life of the person who is running the foundation is secretary of state in the united states. but -- >> preach. >> let me say this. i'm curious about this, because my suspicion immediately is this is politics that trump is under investigation, the right-wing media, although right-wing media sites are hot for the story. let me check this out. turns out that story broke more than a year ago by the left-wing "new york times" ." >> two years ago. >> it's been out there! second thing, when people ask the fbi agent around the time about it including agents in charge of it, we even know about it. it's possible that clinton didn't know about it.

third, there's a whole committee of people, including eric holder, the attorney general, and others who had to make the call. not just hillary clinton. >> it's not just this. it's also things like fusion gps, "the wall street journal" had an article about that's where it's this -- nobody is interested in the mainstream media about fusion gps and the dossier and what role it had in spurring a federal investigation. "the wall street journal" is basically writing this editorial board, "pay attention to this," but nobody is! >> i go back to the simple question. does america really need money that bad to sell uranium to russia? it's like selling crack to charlie sheen. we've got other things to deal with. what about the nfl? >> gosh... >> i was waiting for that. their words, more of you know

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♪ >> yesterday, two former presidents stepped back in the spotlight to weigh in on current affairs in today's political climate in america. barack obama and george w. bush making headlines with the remarks at two separate public events. >> in recent decades, public confidence in our institutions has declined. our governing class has often been paralyzed in the face of obvious and pressing needs. the american dream of upward mobility seems out of reach for some who feel left behind in a changing economy. discontent defend and sharpened partisan conflicts. bigotry seems emboldened. our politics seems more vulnerable to conspiracy theories.

and outright fabrication. >> instead of our politics reflecting our values, we've got politics infecting our communities. instead of looking for ways to work together and get things done in a practical way, we've got folks who are deliberately trying to make folks angry. to demonize people with have different ideas. >> jesse, here you have two former president speaking out, republican and democrat, you heard earlier in the week from senator mccain, bob corker said stuff. it seems like everyone is saying something. sometimes they don't mention president trump by name, but they all seem to be talking about it. >> because trumpism is a rejection of obama policies and bush polities. everything that's come under attack. immigration reform, trade deals.

climate deals. nuclear deals. nato. nation-building. not only that, trump has gone after institutions. he's gone after the cia, the fbi, the military-industrial complex, the rnc, the dnc, and his attacks against bush, i think he took it personally. remember, he went after jeb pretty harshly, daddy's boys, all that. made a comment about 9/11 in the debate in south carolina. that was quite personal. he's gone over relentlessly talking about his legacy under attack. the iran deal, everything has been ripped to shreds, almost. so it's not only policy too. their demeanors are totally different. you have bush who came up as an elitist from a political family whose family was about public service. president obama, mixed race, raised in hawaii by his grandparents, community organizer. you have a brash businessman who grew up in queens, hypercompetitive, and much more rough and gruff.

he doesn't play by the rules. i don't mind hearing w and obama saying these things. i do not think these attacks were that sharp. i think it's fine. they are getting paid very well. they've got to give the crowd a little red meat. >> lisa, do you think there's -- the way jesse sees it, it's personal. >> a little bit. and policy. >> i was just thinking they aren't talking about policy. they aren't even talking in personal terms. they are saying something is wrong in the country when you have this much division, people demonized people it's blasphemy, one president said, when you have white christmas >> you saw president obama passed something like obamacare on party lines which is deeply divisive. and george w. bush also said that these things have been happening for a really long time in this country. all you have to do is look at congress throughout the previous ministrations, the blockade there, the partisanship in

congress, something been going on for a long time. something like racial tension, gallup has been tracking, it's increasing year after year even after the obama administration. there were polls saying that racial tension have gotten significantly worse under his watch, so i don't think it's fair to point to president trump as somehow the root of all these problems that have been existing for a while. even look look at the partisanp and divide in both the parties, the fact that republicans had 17 candidates and the republican party, the fact that the dnc was on board with hillary clinton, which sodalite a division of the democrat party. it's unfair to point to trump. president trump, rather. >> president bush said he thinks our politics have fallen prey to conspiracy theories and outright fabrication at this moment. again, under trump. >> i think it's under all presidents that there have been conspiracies. i've heard enough of them. there's nothing wrong with this country. it's actually us, as part of the

media-academic complex for that's where the division is coming from, the way then uses covered on cnn, that's division in terms of justice and law and order. as for president obama talking about how politics has infected our communities, he was a community organizer. that was his job. to infuse communities with politics. the point is he only favors a certain kind of activation. he liked it when it happened to a bunch of progresses. not too much a -- among conservatives. to george bush, who i admire. he is referring to words and not deeds. if you look at what's happening right now under president trump. he has not invaded a country. china is involved in dealing with north korea. we have a highly competent responses to hurricanes. we pulled out of a terrible climate deal. we are routing destroying isis. we rolled back -- there has been no, large

terror attack like 9/11. one can argue, for now. knock on wood. [knocking on wood] things are better right now than under either of those presidents. you can argue that. i'm not going to argue that, but what they are focusing on, we are focusing on the same things we talked about in the a block, in this media-academic bubble, arguments over phone calls and kneeling and tweets, but actual deeds, things that are actually happening in the world, how has your life changed bush and mike if you look at your 401(k), it's probably getting better. the terrorists are vanishing. unemployment is down. these are action and deeds, not emotions. they are right about a certain mood if you're existing in a certain bubble. but when you get out, people's lives are improving. >> do you think that's why all the focus on other stuff? >> kimberly?

>> the thing is i prefer to not have, you know, either of the former presidents to speak to this issue, to be fair, the right thing to do is to get president trump and this country in congress a chance to to continue to move forward. that is a policy, usually, that people have to embrace and shown in a very professional way. i think the country would appreciate that. that being said, they are entitled to their opinion and i think as a matter of policy as well that this happened the. >> thanks, kimberly. wonderware missed dana perino is today? >> no. >> my god... she's at the white house. we will find out why. we will check in with dana next. [vo] quickbooks introduces rodney. he has a new business teaching lessons. rodney wanted to know how his business was doing... ...so he got quickbooks.

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sanders. the interview will air on fox news sunday this weekend, and danna is sitting in for chris wallace, which is so cool. she joins us now for a preview. hey, dana. >> hi, how are you you guys? >> you have a local perspective sitting with sarah huckabee sanders, having held that job yourself. what can you expect from this interview? >> i wanted to do something like i did with josh earnest for "the five," talk about what it's like to have the job. she's the third woman to have the job, second republican woman, but she's the first working mother to ever be white house press secretary. i asked her a little bit about that and how she manages with three children under the age of five or five and under. and i have to say it was quite a fun homecoming to come back. there is a lot of reporters here and crew that i knew when i worked here. and then just to meet some of our staff and see how she runs a really good shop where they are having a little bit of fun but they know they've got important

work to do. >> very cool. dana, i think jesse has a question for you? >> let's get in the nitty-gritty here. we want color, ms. perino. what did you have for lunch? did you eat at the white house did you go behind the podium and reminisce? what is everybody gossiping about? are they talking about how they love "the five" at the white house? >> that was the first thing they told me. i wish i had a picture to show you. i will bring you one. after the interview, i didn't actually eat lunch here. i actually didn't eat lunch, but i'm going to fix that in just a minute. i came here after the daily briefing, we spent about an hour and a half together. afterwards, i was in the briefing room, waiting for this tip. guess who comes in? jack hanna. jack -- i'm pretty sure i made his day. >> perfect end to the perfect

day. >> greg? >> um... i'm glad you accepted filling in on fox news sunday after i turned it down for a [laughter] as you know for me, sunday is the day of the lord, that's when i rest. but far be it from you... i have a question for you. sarah huckabee sanders, obviously she has her famous dad. can you ask her what it's like to have a socialist for a father who lost horribly to hillary who cheated him out of the nomination? >> no, i don't think so. i did talk to her a little bit about her dad. >> bernie. >> i know who you are talking about. >> well, answer the question. why are you evading the question >> my gosh... i'm feeling a lot like ed henry right now. >> boo! >> dana showing off her press secretary skills by deflecting. [laughter] >> kimberly, please help us here. we need help.

>> greg has lost his turn. i'm really excited about you hosting this weekend. excited about -- i know you really wanted to get the interview with sarah sanders, that's going be really compelling to see you sit down and discuss having had the job and her in a decision. >> you should stand! don't sit down. >> what else do you have in store? what's in the run down this sunday? >> this is pretty exciting. i am doing this for one week only. chris wallace will be back and they will probably never let me do it again. but for the meantime, the o and be direct mulvaney is going to be on and it's pretty good timing, because the senate republicans passed that budget which will give them a clear runway for tax reform. i have senator mitch mcconnell mcconnell. i have somebody that you know, the attorney general of california exam of the sarah who's got a lot of beef with the administration. and sarah sanders for a fun little segment. i hope people tune in. they see her every day at the briefing. you will see yet another dimension to her where she's

really warm, smart, a great mom, and really loves this country and what it's doing. i love sitting with her. and then i will have a panel with jason chaffetz, continuity, one williams -- >> yeah. >> and julie pace of the ap. >> i think juan wants to know what you are going to ask him? >> that's always helpful. dana, one of the things i'm always amazed with when i get back in the briefing room, how many people now are in that room. it used to be a pretty select group of reporters. but now -- it's going to sound awful to people, but it's a cattle call at the moment. how does it strike you? >> this is a rare friday afternoon because it's quiet. as sarah sanders told me, usually on fridays there is some big news. they've done a lot of fire rings on fridays, so there's been a whole lot of things happening. tonight, aaron landers and i and a hair and makeup are the only ones in here. >> did you ask her about the

previous boss, sean spicer? >> the one thing i asked her, what was it like when you became the press secretary? i think some people, if they think they want to have this job one day, they imagine when you get the job, it's like some big, fabulous thing where the stars come out, there is a band, it's this beautiful cinderella story. my story wasn't like that. certainly hers was not because she said that was about four hours between thinking that sean spicer was a press secretary and her finding out it was going to be her. she really appreciated that sean was here for another six weeks or so and it helped with the transition. >> dana, we are looking forward to watching you where we know you are going to be doing great. >> thanks. and i will be back on monday. yay! >> be sure to catch her interview with sarah sanders. facebook friday is coming up next, so don't go anywhere.

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♪ >> all right. this is a great question. a question only "the five" could answer. what is the most embarrassing

moment that's happened to each of you while on the air? juan? >> oh, boy... >> i have a lot to choose from, juan. [laughter] >> that's right. >> they show? i'm joking. >> the worst was when fox was getting started. in washington, there was some hearings going on and brit hume was hosting. i was with brit arguing what's taking place. brit said, "can you hold this for a second?" i say, okay. i'm on the air, i found myself trying to -- i think what's going on. when brit came back, "what are you doing!" i'm doing what you told me to do! >> i think i saw that! >> that's amazing! >> kimberly. come on, cough it up. >> so... embarrassing, gross? >> gross is good. >> totally. probably new year's eve. >> oh... you were kissed.

>> correct. >> yes! >> twice. >> correct! >> america... >> trying to put that behind me. >> jesse? >> most embarrassing moment on air? google me. [laughter] >> there is a highlight reel! >> there is a website... >> what about when i wore the short suit on "outnumbered." >> we bought at j.crew? that was hilarious. it was a pantsuit, the little shorts... >> it was a little too short. >> what about that pink jacket? >> juan... >> the ron burgundy thing. >> mike every time when i'm on tv, but the things i remember specifically. i was trying to explain the appropriations process and she was just getting started on this. i looked at lou dobbs, lou dobbs looked at me.

"lisa, do you think everyone's eyes are glazed over right now?" i was just started out. "how do you recover"... another time, i try to say "recidivism," but it took me, probably, 5-16 times. it was at that point you had to get it, because it was so embarrassing. >> i was also on lou dobbs. tristan phelps. >> thank you for laughing. my most embarrassing? "hannity and colmes" when i was living in london. 9:00, six hours, so it was 3:00 a.m. obviously, the palms had closed. i was up there, i was sitting there alone. let's just say you can probably look it up and find it. but colmes saved me, i was trying to say a word, but i was so out of it. i was so nervous.

he dove in and took it away. >> you were nervous. >> yes, i was nervous. >> there is going to be a lot of googling after this. >> asks if you could be inside the mind for one person for a day, who would you choose? jesse? >> yours, gutfeld. and i would need more than one day to figure out what's going on. >> you'd find some strange things. you'd find some answers to some disturbing mysteries. >> none of which i needed to know. >> exactly! >> those strange disappearances in a cornfield... >> i'm going to pick you. i would actually then feel so much even better about what's going on with me when -- >> what about you, lisa? any head you would want to be inside? >> i think the president's. it looks fun. >> good choice. >> juan?

>> you know, i would pick somebody i feel highly competitive like, to the point -- in my lifetime, it was people like larry bird, michael jordan, tom brady. i'd like to know how they see the field. >> joe montana. >> yeah. bill bradley. the former great basketball players from the next. there was epic about him and it talked about just seeing things differently. people talk about the hockey player wayne gretzky, that he didn't see the puck, he saw where the puck was going to be. i'd like to have that experience. >> i would like to be in the head of all my fans. >> [laughs] >> oh, this! real quick. this is from... colonel? no. it's not spelled that way. it's an african name. >> go, go, go! no pressure. >> if you are all on the original "star trek" television

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>> it's time now for one more thing. i smell a good one, kg. >> you do, indeed! >> yep, there it is. time for a kimberly gulf -- i even gave one of these to eat. so they are enjoying a little snack. so chick-fil-a is doing this whole new spicy thing here. but i guess you cannot get into new new york, but these taste fine enough. the fast food world got hotter, but they are announcing two new flavors in response to customers response to spicy. they are spicy chicken strips and the grilled spicy chicken deluxe sandwich being tested in markets for a limited time. how does it taste? >> so good to.

>> they are seasoned with secret spices and the grilled chicken has a new cilantro lime sauce. so feast on that. >> i don't know how i'm going atop this, but this is how. i have all five current living presidents on my show this weekend. yes, indeed. i'm live saturday night, everybody, including jimmy carter, will be live on my show "watters' world." just kidding, we are taping them live forever live concert during the 8:00 hour, but they will be doing fine presidential things, tuning into waters world saturday, 8:00. >> that's interesting. >> do you have anything good, greg? >> yes, i do. thanks for asking, kimberly. ""the greg gutfeld show"," we will have the guy who killed bin laden. small accomplishment. first time guests katie -- katherine timpf, tyrus. this is my favorite day.

international slot day. i'm so excited, but here at fox news, we do not get the day off. we do not get the day off on international slot day. it's the slowest memo. it sleeps 15-20 hours per day. much like lou dobbs. can't get him out of bed. surprisingly good swimmers. they sometimes fall directly out of rain forest trees into rivers and stroke efficiently with their long arms. i apologize to anybody who might find that offensive. but they are slots. they have sticky claws. >> juan, can you top that? >> i couldn't try. i agree. we should've had the day off or the annual al smith dinner we here in new york, the most powerful politicians to the great city, with the top leaders in the catholic church and a lot of laughs. this year, the star role went to the speaker of the house paul ryan. he had some fun at president trump's expense. >> the press absolutely

misunderstands and never records the big accomplishments of the white house. look at all of the new jobs that the president has created. just among the white house staff. [laughter] every morning, i wake up in my office and scroll twitter to see which tweets i have to pretend i did not see later on. [laughter] >> pretty funny. got great reviews from all the politicians. they all loved it. >> that was pretty good. >> we've heard of bad news bears, so check out these backyard bears. >> what are they doing? why? >> they are cubs. >> they are cubs? >> hey, that's my swing! >> [laughs] >> that is tim conklin's home in east granby, connecticut, and that was his daughter 'sling, and concerned because the baby cubs are taking it over. >> they will eat you. they are cute, but they will eat you alive. >> don't trust them. >> they will destroy slots as

well. >> that's who would win in a fight. they would stand no chance. set your dvrs, never miss an episode of "the five." we will catch you here on monday. "special report" up next. >> bret: new information tonight on what happened to u.s. soldiers during an ambush in africa that left four americans dead. president trump moved a step closer to getting the first major tax cuts in 30 years passed congress. and what ever happened to the investigation of missing malaysian airliner mh-370? this is "special report" ." good evening. welcome to washington. i am bret baier. the white house and the packs pentagon getting details that left four american servicemen dead. two weeks ago, the defense secretary meeting with the harshest republican critics on