there was a prodigy. there was a time when ibm ruled the software world. there was a time at all these companies have their moment in the sun until they didn't. g.e., reminder how quickly times and conditions change. see you tomorrow. >> jesse: i'm jesse watters with kimberly kimberly guilfoy, juan williams, dana perino and greg gutfeld. it's 5:00 in new york city and this is "the five." president trump on the final leg of his trip to asia, proud to give us a progress report. "great day of bilateral meetings on trade which we are turning around to be great deals for our country. leaving the philippines tomorrow after many days of constant meetings and work. my promises are rapidly being fulfilled." saving a major announcement for

wednesday on north korea and the outcome of his trade negotiations. he has attempted to come, clear up some confusion about whether he accepts vladimir putin's denials that russia meddled with our elections. >> i believe he feels he and russia did not meddle in the election. as to whether i believe it or not, i am with our agencies. i believe in our intel agencies, our intelligence agencies. president putin really feels and he feels strongly that he did not meddle in our elections. what he believes is what he believes. what i believe is that we have to get to work. getting along with other nations is a good thing. not a bad thing. believe me. >> jesse: believe me. dana, we were saying on friday how flawless the trip was and he held the mainstream media vultures at bay for the most part until this last comment or comments about russia and putin, how do you think he did?

>> dana: the trip was a net positive. one of the reasons he held the media at bay is because he physically held them at bay. they didn't have a lot of chance to talk to him. when he did then address the putin stuff on camera there, he makes a gesture that he makes it clear that he kind of gets the situation better than when he is offhandedly talking about it or in tweets. the distinction without a difference, there is a distinction and he understands it. he is trying to figure out some way, i guess he figures out he has to do this in order to work with russia on many important issues, including iran, syria. there is multiple issues around russia. i think that trip was excellent for relationship building. there was no drama. i think the asian countries were happy because pretty much the headlines were, there was not a

lot there. i think if he has a chance to go back at them, these issues about human rights are important, and he is the best person in the world to talk about them. he does it well. when he gave a speech at the u.n. and talking about the plight of the north korean people. their human right conditions that are important to address no matter where you are in the world. the president is in the unique position to do that and i think he does well with the media and he should not keep them at bay so much. >> jesse: how would you assess the performance? >> greg: my favorite part of the trip is the tweets he sent to north korea. after little kim called him an old lunatic, trump goes, i never called you short and fat. that is funny but what is funnier is the meltdown among the left and the humorless schooled that celebrities and comedians have become. i talk about the d worm or

effect. the head of the college in "animal house." he was humorless and mean. those of the republicans. and their liberals are always having fun. trump has flipped this. they become apoplectic about a tweet that lightened the tensio tension. that was a joke. the other thing about the trip as it brings up the cognitive biases of both sides. if you don't like trump and you see everything as proof of his evil disposition, if he appears to be soft on putin, it's because he likes strongmen. because he's just a jerk. but if you like trump, you seem as dealing in circumstances. he is saying this is a weird world, different world and you have to get along with these people. because isis has created a new spectrum of evil. for example, duterte is a thug.

he has made terrible jokes. he has personally bragged about killing people. but isis has created a new spectrum of evil where duterte used to be here but isis came along. so now maybe you've got to use this guy, to deal with the worst evil. because isis makes everybody look bad. it has redefined our spectrum of evil. i think trump dealing with putin and dealing with duterte reflects a greater idea he has about evil in the world. he knows these guys may not be the greatest people. they might be thugs but for now, we have to use them in order to fight this existential apocalyptic evil, terror. >> jesse: the enemy of my enemy is my friend. that might've been shakespeare. >> kimberly: it is what wikipedia said. >> jesse: even if you dislike president trump, you have to

like some of these deals signed between the u.s. and the chinese. an estimated $250 billion in value. that's a very, very large amount of money. >> kimberly: can you count that high? >> jesse: no. >> kimberly: i thought this was a very positive trip, like dana said, overall. positive for the president and i think it highlights that he does extremely well when he travels internationally. this was a very long trip. nevertheless, i think he accomplished a lot and is getting out their knees at his best when you get to know him and have the time with him one-on-one, interpersonal especially with the world leaders. he manages to be able to meet with the leaders in asia but also to be able to have the kind of face time with vladimir putin as well. you know, given the fact that this was already something that was kind of a highly volatile relationship in terms of the media, the way they've covered it, it actually ended up being okay, a lot better than i thought it would with the two of them having the personal

interaction. i thought humate take more heat because they like to read into things. he's best friends. seems to be getting along. they have their matching outfit outfits. my gosh, right? >> jesse: all they did was talk about the silly handshake at the end that the president was supposed to go like this and he made this funny face, then the media made fun -- there it is. very uncomfortable because he's not the most flexible person. >> greg: and taller than everybody else. >> jesse: most flexible. people say his flexibility is his strongest suit. and then the fake news scandal. how would you assess the president's trip. can you say one nice thing? >> juan: gosh, being his age and lasting as long. 12 days, that's pretty good. i think that's impressive. >> jesse: nicely underhanded. >> juan: i would say the way i look at the trip, there are two things he went to accomplish.

one, north korea. going into asia and you've got to deal with the chinese and you've got to get help to stop north korea. that would be number one goal. number two, trade. when i look at north korea, i don't see anything. in fact it looks to me like you failed to get, so far as i know, any of us know, vladimir putin to say i'm going to join with the chinese in terms of enforcing some kind of embargo, sanctions on north korea. to the contrary, china has -- russia has been undermining the policy. with regard to trade, the most stunning part was he leaves and 11 other countries that were involved in the trans-pacific partnership, the dpp, say we will do the deal and we will do it with china. oh, my god. wait a second. this is short-term thinking about sort of isolationism and make america great again and we are just ceding authority because authority conveys not only economic consulates but military control in asia. we are pulling back from that at the very consequent a moment.

i have trouble with that. the final thing to say is about putin. he goes over there and he says to the world oh, you know, i think putin's feelings or a little hurt. he said he didn't have anything to do with it, didn't have any impact on the american election and then invites the controversy. oh, gee, the press always going after. you guys are so mean. but he said this, jesse. and he goes and says our former head of cia and national intelligence are a bunch of hacks. wait a minute. who side is he on? >> jesse: the former cia director brendan got played by putin. he bought a fake dossier from the russians. president trump said here you go. that sounds like getting played. >> juan: the lies putin had told, the malaysia airlines,

lying about that and lying about invading crimea. he says i believe the liar, not my american intelligence services. >> kimberly: i don't know that we want to applaud putin for being a good liar. >> jesse: that's what he does. >> kimberly: he is former kgb. this is someone who is trained to be duplicitous and was very good at doing that. but president trump, i think he's going to be just fine. he knows who he's dealing with. >> greg: trump's transparency makes every vulnerability observable. there is nothing hidden. we are cognizant that this could be a problem. our eyes are on this. whereas a lot of the vulnerabilities that had to do with president obama were not observable. backroom deals with iran. dealing with cuba, not observable. he was played by number of

countries. it's hard to do that with trump because he is fairly transparent. we are all talking about it. there might be something going on which may be a guard rail against his being played. >> jesse: the most transparent president we've ever had. lots more to come on "the five." two special guests join us, jenna bush hager and barbara bush. next, a black professor poses a controversial question in a "new york times" op-ed. can his children be friends with white people? wow. we will debate it next. one in customer satisfaction over cable for 17 years running. but some people still like cable. just like some people like wet grocery bags. getting a bad haircut. overcrowded trains. turnstiles that don't turn. and spilling coffee on themselves.

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>> juan: an op-ed in saturday's "new york times" is causing quite a stir. the author is a a black law professor in new york.

ekow yankah is a dad who poses this question in the wake of the violence in charlottesville. "can my children be friends with white people?" he writes "i will have to discuss with my boys where they can truly be friends with white people. history has provided little reason for people of color to trust white people in this way, and these months of putting the starkest relief the contempt with which the country measures the value of racial minorities." the reason this has caused quite a stir, as i grasp it, people see him as somehow caught up in trump derangement syndrome for saying this the dealer caller says he is trying to shame white people for being white. basically people are saying, especially on the conservative side, we don't buy it. what do you say, greg? >> greg: great advice for a kid. steer clear of people who look different from you. i think martin luther king said that, right? this is a great building block to teach kids into turning into adult violent separatist. jordan peterson, a psychologist and a great speaker, talks about this interesting fact that there are greater differences among

individuals in a group then differences between two groups. meaning if you take whites and blacks, there are more similarities between those two groups then the individuals within those groups. probably because we are all human, in case we forgot. there could be comparatively large differences between these groups, but they still have more in common then the people within the group. you know this in your daily life. that you have somebody you may be -- they may be white. they may be female. there are differences. compared to larger groups, group to group, they are very similar because we are human beings. this is a fact, a biological fact. denying it. >> juan: your argument is -- >> greg: the point is this person is saying they are different from you. no, they are not. you have more in common as a group then you do within your own group. he is saying white people are different from you. stay away from them.

biologically wrong. >> kimberly: you and juan have a lot in common now, especially more due to the mustache. >> greg: bad makeup. how dare you? you are such a traitor. >> juan: al sharpton says race relations are more toxic under trump. people in "the wall street journal" poll said race relations are worse today than they've been. >> dana: well, actually. if you look at the polling from the last eight years, people felt like it was worth. race relations were worse after eight years of president obama. we are not trending in the right direction, i guess, if people feel this way. >> greg: sharpton. >> dana: i saw this article, saw the headlines. i didn't bother reading it. i blew by it because i thought

it is just bait for us to have more divisions. it's not my personal experience. i was in denver, colorado, where they first started busing in order to desegregate the schools. they bused 25 miles. my experience there was that yes, i was different but i made friends. even as a kid. i blew by because i think they are trying to bait us. it >> jesse: , >> juan: jesse, polls that indicate from robert wood johnson and pugh. people think america discriminates against them. >> jesse: as a straight white male, i do not feel discriminated against in any way. i think i have things pretty good so i'm not going to buy into that. i would see why people on a lower socioeconomic level may feel, because of quotas or affirmative action or getting passed over for someone else when it comes to admissions or

job openings based on race, i understand that. i think in general, white people don't need to complain too much in this country. i feel sorry for this author. i feel sorry for his children. i take pity on this guy. to say your child should discriminate against innocent children because their white goes against everything america stands for. it's exactly what democrats say about trump, is that trump doesn't feel comfortable around people that look differently than they do. imagine if the headline also was "should i let my children be friends with muslims?" could you imagine that and "the new york times" running that because 0.0001% of muslims turn out to be terrorists. he is conflating his false idea of trump as a recess with all white people. i can say is a white person is probably safe to say most white people don't walk around thinking about how they can wield power over black america.

it doesn't happen, juan. i can almost guarantee it. this is what this guy says in the op-ed. >> juan: picking up on watch as he said, part of what he says is that when white people are -- act as apologists for trump, they dismissed all of the racial anger and statements coming from trump and they say that's just pc. trump just speaks that way. the people of color, it's threatening. what do you think? >> kimberly: i always want to try to appreciate and understand people's different perspectives based on their personal experiences, their familial relationships. what i try to strive for, like martin luther king did, is to try to unite us as a people, as a country with all the things we have in common and shared history and move towards that. versus dividing. speaking of the professor, he will be on with tucker carlson tonight. we are going to hear from him directly and see if, us hear his thoughts and opinions based on writing this and see what kind

of feedback is been getting. >> greg: they don't take that view when they are showing that. >> kimberly: he will say i disagree with everything you say but thanks for coming on the show. >> greg: if you don't have dialogue, you will have tribal war. we know that. you need dialogue to prevent violence. if you remove dialogue, you will have tribal war. >> juan: one thing we can see from the polls is that race relations are at an odd moment with this president. coming up, "gq" names colin kaepernick citizen of the year. i have a hunch mr. greg gutfeld has something to say about that. greg's monologue is next. ey wou. how long do you think we'll keep -- oooooohhh! you stopped! you're gonna leave me back here at year 9?

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end of the year when magazines give out awards to get publicity for their dying industry. the whole point: free press. i doubt it sells copies. "gq" made colin kaepernick citizen of the year for obviously taking a knee. he got the press. but drove nfl viewers away. "gq" seems poised to copy him. then there is "glamour." one of their women of the year. she championed sharia law. how is it pro woman? who is doing their research? why would editors make such choices. they are not just expressing admiration. they are desperate to quickly express their own moral corrective come elevating their position among their liberal peers.

please see how where i am of social justice issues, such actions bring good feelings from the identity politics set but it's a political sugar rush. the feeling fades fast, and then you're left alone and broke. case in point: look at ""teen vogue"." after deciding to embrace progressive politics, they had to close its print edition, costing 80 jobs. all for a desperate stab at social relevance. i would tell "gq" to learn from that mistake but judging from their past political stances, i doubt they would listen. they put the ass in ascot. >> dana: does this work for them? you know the publishing industry. >> greg: away to maybe get some cachet with advertisers. you are alienating half your audience. there are a lot of guys who read "gq" horror into football. i don't know who reads "glamour." i stopped reading it. i get it for the makeup tips.

they have a whole section on mustaches. >> dana: it is like when time does their person of the year. something a little bit edgy. >> greg: edgy to them. >> dana: i thought it was interesting that he declines to interviews. he didn't do an interview for this piece. he is basically letting it ride. >> jesse: i'm going to invoke "the view" rule. i would like to be in "gq" one day so i'm not going to come too hard on the magazine -- come down too hard on the magazine. >> greg: take it as a compliment. you will never being "gq." >> jesse: i was in general is they left will lionize america haters. the guy on the cover of rolling stone, the boston bombe bomber. keith olbermann or something like that. that's the flavor of the month and the media. they will profit for them and discard them and they will be in the left-wing media hall of fame. these awards don't mean anything

anymore because as you said, the industry is dying. what kind of citizen was kaepernick this year? he didn't work. he was unemployed, and the only thing he did was sue the nfl. j.j. walked, he i think raised $37 million for hurricane victims. that's a lot of money. i don't know how much kaepernick donated. actually i found something. kaepernick donated $25,000 to a group that celebrates comp killers. if you put that on balance, i don't see who the real citizen of the year is. >> greg: j.j. walked. >> kimberly: to me, i can't believe they made this choice. you look out rolling stone. et cetera, it seems sensational and trying to be self-promotional. shock value. he didn't interview for it but provided connections to friends and people that could talk for him. didn't want to provide any quotes. he posed for the picture, et cetera, okay, great.

he still doesn't have a job. >> greg: juan, i could understand kaepernick to a degree because it's raising the issue. but "glamour" is supposed to be a feminist magazine. they are a woman who thinks sharia law is the way to go. >> juan: they are putting her out there because she was the organizer of the large march in january. >> kimberly: she is still for sharia law. >> juan: they are focusing on the fact that she's become an amazing organizer. she is someone who has been now, at a young age, rising up as a

star in terms of the women's movement. >> greg: a fascist star. >> kimberly: misguided. >> juan: we are talking about women is a major political -- >> greg: women do not need someone like this leader. if you heard what she said about muslims. >> juan: the mutilation stuff is beyond my tolerance. but i think we have a different point of view on kaepernick because when "gq" honor kaepernick, they said, and some of his friends say, this is a guy who would be making millions. he's given up money. he would be prominent. he would have a job and is given that up. he has been self-sacrificing from the magazine, his friends point of view. i think people put them in line with people like muhammad ali who gave up three years in his prime to protest. >> kimberly: he is self-destructive and he wants to be a starter. put up numbers like a starter and maybe somebody would pay you. you ruined the 49ers. i am still mad about that. >> juan: that is not fair. he is better than people being hired right now to play football. >> greg: by the way, i just

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certain period of time passed or wait until you are a certain age until he decided to work on this together. >> we didn't always dream of writing a book. it's not a typical political memoir. we are too young for that, i think. when i had my second baby girl, my mom had the thought of sending a baby picture of the two of us to my oldest so we could talk about the awesomeness to have a sister. the more we talked about it, the more we talked about our narrative and realized in awkward moments like some of the ones you showed on inauguration, more normal everyday moments, having each other with such a gift. >> jesse: speaking of awkward moments. i stayed jenna, can you sign the book for me? she takes my pen and says what's your name again? ouch, jenna. >> jesse. >> jesse: i read the book twice because you are a twin. i wanted to hear both of your

voices. not everybody on this table read the whole book. i wanted to ask. i know you got in trouble when you are at the white house. it was mostly you. [laughter] what was it like getting in trouble when you have that kind of spotlight on you? >> well, it wasn't always that much fun but at the same time, i'm so lucky we had the parents we did. they allowed us to be ourselves. maybe you had a level of perfection for us. but we didn't. our parents didn't make us feel that way which is a blessing. i do think kids, whether you are the presidents children or not, are allowed to make mistakes. >> dana: you didn't really get in -- all things being said, it wasn't big trouble. >> we ordered a margarita. >> jesse: i have been dry.

>> dana: i wanted to hear you tell the story about what it was like when your dad told you he was going to run for president on what you thought. >> we didn't react very well. we made a public apology six days ago to our father for our reaction. >> we burst into tears at the exact same moment. >> as only twins can. >> our secret magic twin power. we told him he was going to lose. >> and we told him it was going to ruin our lives. >> none of which happened. >> we quickly realize the privilege it is to live history. >> greg: i have watched a lot of horror movies. horror movies where you get a lot of eternal truths. one eternal truth is generally female twins are evil. whenever they show up in a horror movie, they sing together. they can read each other's minds. which one of you is the evil twin? >> neither. >> greg: no, no, no. i bet there was some sibling

rivalry. i bet there was a point where you hated each other. >> we never hated each other. we weren't compared. >> greg: did you have bunk beds? >> twin beds next to each other. >> twin beds because we are twins. >> greg: i think you are the evil twin. >> why do you think so? >> greg: you are more quiet. she talks and you do evil things in the background. i am scared, personally. i don't want to end up in a well. >> jesse: who do you like more, greg or me? >> you. >> actually he is our favorites. >> jesse: no one has ever said that before. [laughter] >> kimberly: juan, do you have something sweet to say. >> juan: i thought they were two interesting things. one was, i know your grandmother

and your grandmother in this story finds the two of you in the white house basement bowling. why don't you tell the story? >> we wanted to order a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. >> we were seven. we heard the white house had a bowling alley. there was a phone on the wall, so we picked it up. we called and ordered a peanut butter and jelly. we were waiting for it. it wasn't a peanut butter and jelly. it was our grandmother who came down and said under no circumstances will you order food here. this is not a hotel. this is a temporary house and you will treat it with respect. >> juan: barbara, for you, named for your grandma. this amazing moment. we are going through all of the sexual harassment stopped in america today. you are at dinner with berlesconi and your mom. >> it was lunch. he showed a lot of affection for me and told me i should have

children with his son or better yet, him. i was with the entire u.s. olympics committee and my mother. i didn't feel threatened in any way. but i did think it was shocking. it was one moment that happens. >> juan: what did you say in that situation? this could be a diplomatic flareup if you say the wrong thing. >> everyone, luckily everyone protected me and laughed and made jokes in terms of it being ridiculous. >> jesse: you say my father will bomb italy. [laughter] >> kimberly: you are going to stay with us. you have made it through so far. so far, so good. hang in there. stay with us. barbara and jenna will answer some of your questions. you don't want to miss it. stay with us. the best simple salad ever? heart-healthy california walnuts.

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>> no. >> greg: in a human ear? >> no. >> they are in the library. >> dana: do you have any favorite gifts from the library? >> no. you can't keep them. >> dana: what was dating like in the white house? >> awkward. but jenna got married. >> i met my husband there. we used to not tell people that. henry has these hilarious stories. on our second date, his car ran out of gas and heat slowly started inching towards the secret service car. the secret service car was fine and his was damaged. >> greg: did either of you ever do anything in the white house that you have kept secret from your mom and dad? >> jesse: and you want to say right now on network television? >> no, not that i can think of.

>> kimberly: like a twin confessional. >> dana: debbie says i loved your dad's sense of humor. is he always funny? >> yes. he likes self-deprecating humor. he likes to make fun of himself and he likes when we do it too. >> he likes to laugh. >> dana: is your mom funny? >> but not in in the same way. >> dana: how many times were you able to give secret service detail the slip? >> really only once. it was a big slip. i was with friends. we're going through the tunnel and they didn't have an easy pass. we kept going. >> barbara didn't realize. >> it was an accidental slip. then it was on the cover of the "national enquirer" ." >> greg: secret service didn't have a ez pass? i have one and i don't even have

a car. >> juan: i am curious. how old are you now? >> jesse: you can't ever ask a woman that question. [laughter] >> juan: the reason i am asking, right now ivanka works for her dad. would you have worked for your dad? >> we were 18. >> juan: that's why i asked. >> jesse: child labor laws. >> dana: they are the age now that ivanka is. >> juan: that's why i'm asking. >> i don't think he would have wanted us to work for him. probably not. >> we are interested in other things. >> they were in the family business together before. we have never worked with our dad. >> kimberly: good points. >> juan: the tension between trump and the bushes, is it a problem for you? >> jesse: wow. >> dana: it is not a problem

for children usually. last one. from kathy, what was the best and worst thing about being the first daughters and granddaughters? >> definitely, our parents took us along everywhere. we got to travel to africa. >> dana: didn't you go to the olympics? >> we traveled everywhere. especially in college and right out of college. you are trying to figure out how you want to be in the world. they really opened the world up to us, which was such a gift. >> greg: you could cut in line at amusement parks. you never had to wait in line. >> i don't think we ever took advantage of that. >> greg: that is the first thing i would do. forget the bowling alley. >> kimberly: there is no line when they go. >> juan: my favorite thing was the thing about the bumper sticker. i think americans would understand how self-deprecating your dad could be.

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>> jesse: it is time for "one more thing." i will begin. greg gutfeld is cranky and anxious when he flies. we found a solution. >> a high definition touchscreen display bigger than my tv at home. a minibar. you want to relax? try the zero gravity seat position. if you want to sleep, this is better than lying on a fairy tale cloud. choose your lighting and temperature. it has a top speed of 700 miles an hour. >> jesse: there you go. emirates has a new airline deal. $9,000 for a first-class seat. they have all sorts of accoutrements. >> greg: do i have my own bathroom? >> jesse: i believe you do. that's all that counts. >> greg: it does. >> dana: i don't understand why you did that as a "one more thing." that's weird.

>> juan: i am a little different today. a major new museum opening in washington, d.c., this week, already causing controversy. 430,000 square-foot museum of the bible. one of the largest assemblies of biblical artifacts. it is funded in part by the founders of hobby lobby. i'm sure you're going to member they were involved in a supreme court case over employers providing insurance coverage for contraception. the museum's president says the institution has no sectarian or evangelical agenda. they just want to get people excited about the bible. with the holidays around the corner, i think you better get tickets early for this one because believe me, from everything everybody is saying it's an extravaganza of biblical proportions. >> dana: that looks great. that makes my "one more thing" look small. new iphone update, driving you crazy? yesterday fans at ohio state decided to get back at apple.

people started chanting o-hy-oh. they replaced the i with a. ohio state trounced michigan state. >> kimberly: it took them a while to fix that. >> jesse: gutfeld. >> greg: time for greg's bull dog on a swing news. roll the tape. bulldog on a swing. breaking news. we are going live right now. this bulldog has been on the swing for quite some time. not planning to get off her bulldog on a swing. breaking news. it's a pug. what difference does it make. look how much fun he's having. >> dana: pretty cute. why wouldn't you call it pug on a swing?

>> greg: i didn't have time to look at it. >> kimberly: completely different breed of dog. something much better. thank you, greg. that was weird. [laughter] somebody put a muzzle on him. >> greg: i enjoy that. >> kimberly: i know you do. this is a follow-up. rob jones lost his legs in afghanistan. he set out to complete 31 31 marathons in 31 days. he finished in washington, d.c., on saturday, veterans day. when he finished, he said i wanted to create a story. i think i accomplished the mission. he had a lifetime goal of raising a million dollars and as of saturday, 812.2 miles had raised roughly 135,000 for

veterans. well done. we look forward to seeing what you do next. >> jesse: it's amazing. makes me feel very lazy and unaccomplished. set your dvrs. never miss an episode of "the five." "special report" is up next. bret, see if you can do better than that show? >> bret: thanks, jesse. another accuser comes forward against republican senate candidate roy moore. his campaign calls it a witch hunt. more republicans in congress are calling for the candidate to step down. this is "special report" ." good evening. welcome to washington. i'm bret baier. another woman has come forward this afternoon claiming republican senate candidate roy moore sexually assaulted her when she was a minor. this accuser claims moore tried to rape her. it's a blow to moore's campaign, which is feeling the heat as