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she posted this picture along with a column titled "senator al franken kissed and groped me without my consent and there's nothing funny about it." here is more from tweeden. >> he came at me and before he knew it, he put his hand on the back of my head and came towards me and matched his face against my mouth and stuck his tongue in my mouth. i sort of pushed them back and i said don't ever do that to me again. i was so angry, i walked out of there. >> kimberly: franken doesn't deny some of the allegations, along with his apology, he said this "i respect women. i don't respect men who don't. i don't know what was in my head when i took that picture, and it doesn't matter. there is no excuse. i'll look at it now and i feel disgusted with myself. it isn't funny. it's completely inappropriate." mitch mcconnell has called for an ethics committee investigation of franken and so has the senator himself.

he says he will gladly cooperat cooperate. a second accused also came forward today alleging franken harassed her years ago. rapidly developing story, greg. we have two accusations. also proof. talking about this yesterday with the juxtaposition of roy moore and people, okay let's do a full due process investigation, find out what's going on. she has come forward with proof, a picture they say is worth a thousand words. >> greg: i have to say i have known leeann tweeden going way back. she once gave me combat boots for christmas. she is no snowflake. clearly this was weighing on her for a while and it upset her. you look at the picture in my first thing okay, it is humiliating because you don't know it's happening. but if he is touching her, its actual assault. i can't tell if he's touching her or not. regardless, it's a humiliating thing someone is doing something

without your knowledge. that is separate from what else he did when he forced a kiss from her in the green room, which i happen to think she is telling the truth because look what we are saying there. my senses there's going to be more of these stories, and they're going to affect all occupations. i think there needs to be some kind of process. one of the encouraging things out of this one that i see is that she came forward with this. he apologized. she accepted his apology. which i find kind of interesting. could this be the start of a new process in dealing with these problems? in the realm of public opinion, everything is equal. all men are created equal but not all accusations are equal. we have no way of prioritizing what is severe and what is stupid. and i think there has to be a process for this other than just saying, like, we are putting this in the same file. does that make sense? i don't know.

>> kimberly: what do you think, perhaps a process? perhaps a template, framework. you have the proof, the person apologizes. where'd you go from there? >> gillian: i think the more cases where you have a perpetrator who acknowledges what happened and then apologizes, if the victim can personally forgive them, then that is a path forward. it doesn't matter what the general public thinks. it is about the woman who was victimized it comes to term with it. i think all of the stuff, from bill cosby, years ago through harvey weinstein, roy moore, al franken. al franken. this moment really highlights the harassment of women and assault of women is not just a women's issue. it's something the american population has to grapple with. and it's also certainly not a political issue. too often lately, we turn to

focusing on the perpetrator's identity and their politics. that does a disservice to everybody, but because this isa political issue. rate victims, assault victims don't care whether the perpetrators are liberals, conservatives, democrats, republicans. it transcends politics. our discussion is not just here at the table but the american conservatives, democrats, republicans. it transcends politics. our discussion is not just here at the table but the american discourse should reflect it. >> kimberly: on a more macro level, yeah. i think these examples in these cases are people who have suffered and are victims and they allegations they make. we study, listen, learn to men like greg said, perhaps it provides a framework going forward so people understand this is not acceptable. >> jesse: he should be held accountable, which i believe he will be. the initial apology, if anyone read it, was really bad. he trivialized it and said something along lines of "i'm really sorry she misremembered

it or remembered it differently than i did." and then acted like it was a skit that was done in poor taste. the second apology was much better, and she accepted it. there is no lawsuit. there is an accepted apology. greg makes a great point because we are putting pedophilia allegedly, drugging women, exposing yourself in the same allegedly, drugging women, exposing yourself in the same basket as a group or a kiss. the whole thing is a mess. franken has supported victims of sexual assault throughout his career, which makes him a hypocrite but it also, for the left, makes them more reluctant to hang a guy. sending franken into the senate ethics committee is a complete whitewash. the ethics committee cannot do a good job. they are not transparent. there's no accountability. there's only been one action taken by the senate ethics committee in the last five years and it was a sternly worded

letter to a senator. the senate can't police itself. congress needs to get off its high horse because congress, like the rest of the institutions in this country, has a problem with sexual harassment. they settled i believe 260 cases since the late 90s of sexual harassment and discrimination to the tune of $15 million. that's over ten settlements per year. we don't know who settled these cases. we have a right to know since we are paying for it. i would like to see what those results are. >> kimberly: okay, juan. what do you think of the allegations today, what happened, and also just get your thoughts on how senator franken reacted. >> juan: i think he reacted pretty well, especially when he apologized. i think that was appropriate. the thing about it is, this was on some uso tour. i'm not sure what's going on between entertainers and the like, but what was clear and i think this is picking up on what greg said, she felt somehow he

had crossed the line. she deserved an apology. he doing her job, , -- in doing her job, she doesn't have to put up with that. the atmosphere at the moment, harvey weinstein and roy moore in alabama, the political context is so important. in that context, we see things like the liberals, i say this is the democrat, hey, we should have paid attention to bill clinton. writers saying i'm looking back on this and i believe juanita broderick and all the rest. i think to myself, why is this going on? why is the left doing this? i think they see the republicans, conservatives will say you didn't go after your guys but you want to go after judge moore and you are a hypocrite. >> kimberly: let's get to judge moore. >> juan: can i finish? my point to you is when you look at what's going on on the right

with judge moore at the moment, you see the same kind of, i don't know, angst or upset president trump today can't say a word, doesn't say a word. steve bannon still can't say a word. breitbart comes out and says fake news from drudge. steve bannon is not abandoning roy moore. in the polls, we see moore's numbers going down but i don't see any big change in terms of the republican party establishment on moore i think republicans are to some extent delighting in the trouble that beset al franken. greg's point, this ain't equivalent. >> kimberly: embattled republican senate hopeful roy moore appeared before cameras and vowed to remain in the alabama race and wants the senate majority leader to go. >> this is an effort by mitch mcconnell and his cronies to steal the selection from the people of alabama, and they will not stand for it.

i want to tell you who needs to step down. that is mitch mcconnell. i will quit standing when they laid me in that box and put me in the ground. >> kimberly: the white house lady and on the moore controversy. >> reporter: does the president believed roy moore's accusers? speak with the president believes these allegations are troubling and should be taken s. he thinks the people of alabama should make the decision on who their next senator should be. >> reporter: how would the president like to see it proven? >> i'm not going to get into and litigate back-and-forth with the president has been clear that if these allegations are true, allegations he takes seriously and finds troubling, if those do happen to be true, then he should do the right thing and step aside. >> kimberly: the white house issuing a statement on this. >> gillian: i think when it comes to moore, i said this yesterday but i really meant it. the writing is on the wall.

lindsey graham said the other day to the press, "i think he needs to step down, step aside for the good of himself, his family, and the state." i think what he really meant is he needs to step aside for the good of the republican party. there is no good solution here for the party. having a sitting senator, if he wins, having a sitting senator plagued by allegations of sexual misconduct is a nightmare, and i think having a senate, if he wins and the senate votes to expel him with a two-thirds majority vote, that's even worse in a sense because then he becomes the first senator since the civil war, since the 19th century, to be expelled. the first one ever to be expelled for these kinds of charges. he is an albatross around the g.o.p.'s neck. >> jesse: juan says the republican establishment isn't doing much with moore. every single republican senator has pulled their endorsement of

moore and all the money from the rnc and the senate republican conference, that has dried up. to say there has been no movement there is wrong. moore is being selfish to hang in. the guy has got to go. even if donald trump himself said moore has got to go, i think moore might still stay in there. juan also brought up the clinton situation. i would like to talk about that. multiple women have had consensual affairs with bill clinton. that wasn't the issue. it was the one nita broderick accusation of -- juanita broaddrick accusation of rape. kathleen wiley since she was groped in the white house. you don't see republicans trying to destroy the accusers personally in the alabama situation. when the women came through with these allegations against bill clinton, hillary clinton

herself called mom monica a narcissistic loonie tune. james carl said about gennifer flowers. stephanopoulos these are bimbos. gloria steinem, feminist icon, defendant bill clinton. >> kimberly: chelsea handler apologized to juanita broaddric broaddrick. >> juan: you misunderstood what i was saying. >> jesse: i would never do that. >> juan: the republican establishment, mitch mcconnell and the senators who have condemned roy moore. that's not what i'm talking about. i'm talking about people like steve bannon, the reluctance on the part of president trump. this is where you see people, including the state of alabama, the alabama republican party, reluctant to say we've got a problem. this is damaging, as gillian said.

people in the republican establishment who see the broader picture and say you might have a grievance against the media. you might have a grievance against the liberals but this is damaging to the g.o.p. >> greg: i've got to go to the larger point that's bigger than what's happening with moore or franken. the media has yet to discern differences in scale and the court of public opinion. this is now officially allegation nation. we lack the deliberate body to assess matters. it's going to come and hurt everybody unless we learn to find a process that says when an allegation happens, instead of it being followed by media hysteria, that there some kind of deliberate way of assessing it. what you are seeing with franken is at least the beginning of something because you saw -- she came out with it. he responds. she accepts it. i don't know where it goes from there but at least it is something, seems like progress.

i don't know. >> juan: it's a big difference between that and messing with a 15-year-old girl. >> greg: that's what i'm talking about. it is all put in the same file. george h.w. bush just got accused again for grabbing a woman. you see that. dustin hoffman was accused of something, something creepy. it's all lumped in. we are in the media. we are throwing it all into one pot and stirring it up. >> kimberly: after that discussion, you may not know there's some pretty great stuff happening in our nation's capital. greg is up next on the trump successes you won't hear about anywhere else. no matter how the markets change... at t. rowe price... our disciplined approach remains. global markets may be uncertain... but you can feel confident in our investment experience around the world. call us or your advisor... t. rowe price. invest with confidence.

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♪ >> greg: if you look beyond these scandals, you see some pretty positive things. look abroad. china is sending an envoy to north korea. why? donald trump. isis is nearly destroyed as syria institutes terrorist rehab. hope there is yoga. what is the difference there? trump. consumer confidence is high. if you think the guy wants to do

business, you are more inclined to do it too. that is trump. illegal immigration is down. energy policy seems adult. that's trump. what do we see a question mark the same names and faces unloading bitter comedy that they presume is edgy when it's the opposite. joe scarborough, a poor man's sonny bono is releasing a record called a very drumpf christmas. alec baldwin said in a speech you can't be mean enough to trump, which raises the question, how can you be meaner than chopping off his head? what you're saying is more cognitive bias clouding how they see everything if trump does good, it is dumb luck. if he does bad it's because he is able. try explaining that allusion to joe or alec. the world has moved on without them. they are like comedians doing

jokes about y2k or britney spears. the material is moldy or than a dorm room shower curtain. it still smells new but also trump is funnier. >> i saw this man on television just now. i seem standing. didn't you get here at 4:00 in the morning? say a couple words. should i let him have a little bit more? should i have -- sit down. sit down. how does the press treat you? i bet you get treated better by the press and anybody in the world. a thousand jobs. thank you. they don't have water?

japanese manufacturers. >> greg: he is a national treasure. no wonder joe and alec can't quit him. as pure entertainment, trump is better added than they are. isn't that the problem, juan? he's having more fun than his critics. it's hard for critics to keep making jokes. joe scarborough is doing novelty songs which is the last bastion for a has been. novelty songs. >> juan: i like the montage. i hadn't seen some of those things. the japanese guy rolling his eyes? i didn't know. he is a funny guy on that level. it's too bad he's not just an entertainer because if he was like joe scarborough, i would say great. he's not. he's the president of the united states. >> greg: the greatest one ever. >> juan: that's what you said. unbelievable.

if you look at the numbers, people who aren't comedians -- his poll numbers are sinking fast. >> greg: weight. kimberly, you don't have to be popular. they will still vote for you even if they don't like you if they trust you or think you are going to be good. >> kimberly: this goes to show you the inherent, grotesque, disgusting, contagious bias that no matter what he does, they are not going to give him the credit. the good thing about the president is, he's not bothered by it. he's going to keep forging ahead and make sure he accomplishes the goals and promises he made to the hardworking men and women of the country. that's who he feels he is beholden to. promises about jobs and stimulating the economy and building the... >> greg: wall. south park decided they weren't going to bash trump anymore because they felt it was to

tacky. they won't stop. >> jesse: biden was asked what trump's greatest accomplishment was. he said he married well. to juan's point, his poll numbers may be down but he still beats hillary clinton. excuse me. crooked hillary clinton. if the election were held today, hillary still loses, juan. those are your poles. >> juan: frederica wilson, the congresswoman he was going after, she beats him. >> gillian: jesse's mother is right. sometimes you make good points in spite of yourself. >> jesse: i'm going to steal that comedy montage. >> greg: i think joe scarborough should get together with the capitol steps.

the awful -- >> gillian: a cappella? >> kimberly: joe scarborough, he has the best time. >> greg: i don't care, kimberly. >> gillian: what about what we talked about yesterday? >> greg: i have many talents, kimberly. >> gillian: what about things not having to be black or white? not to be boring. not everything is like my dress. this trip was not clear-cut. it had successes and shortcomings, like everything. foreign policy is rarely cut and dry. >> greg: gillian, the last thing cable tv needs is ambiguity. it's either black or white. you need to get your things. you need to go. >> kimberly: leave the cup. >> greg: hillary clinton unloads on president trump again, at the threat of possible

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rips at the fabric of the contract we have that we can trust our justice system. >> jesse: a dictatorship, kimberly guilfoyle, what do you think? >> kimberly: the more she protests, the guiltier she knows she is. destroying evidence with hammers. the whole thing. i think this is something people were expecting -- they expected there was going to be investigations. people were disappointed it didn't come forward and now they are coming full circle and it's interesting because the democrats kind of brought this out upon themselves. so they started pulling the spool of thread. all the stuff about rochelle, the focus on it, the hyperfocus, has provided more illumination and in fact there's a lot of unclean hands. >> jesse: that is right. speaking of unclean hands, greg. >> greg: i have tried to work on that.

>> jesse: tell me what you think about the sleight-of-hand where she says this has been debunked in the press. >> greg: there are people in the press who say there is no "there" there, some people on this very network have said it. we can question, is it normal for russian companies to give to american charities? i've never heard about this. yes, it's perfectly okay but this is kind of the first time ever ever heard. they gave 150 million to the clinton foundation. doesn't that ring any bells? if your husband is giving payments to a person every month and no one else, you kind of sense is not a payment. it's a payout. there is something going on there. i'm glad to know that selling uranium to the russians is not bad but needing a russian woman to get information is terrible.

>> jesse: juan, when russian uranium tycoons give millions of the clinton foundation, what do you think they want? >> juan: they want influence. this is so absurd. i listen to you and i think to myself why? why? this has not only been debunked by the press but you heard jeff sessions before congress this very week saying the evidence does not justify any kind of legal action by the justice department. >> jesse: he said he was weighing it. >> juan: he said at this point the evidence does not justify. that is the attorney general under donald trump, and you've got to remember you are talking about contributions to the foundation which is something that worries me. but the fact is most of that money was given years before hillary clinton even ran for president. this is all part of the distract and get people to stop focusing on russia and donald trump. this is trump's smoke screen and

you are buying it. >> gillian: here's the thing about special investigations, special prosecutions. they need to double up organically for lack of a better word from the department of justice. they cannot be directed from the president of the united states, which is the danger that is happening here. i am not weighing in on whether i think there should be an investigation or there shouldn't be but what i am saying is that when the president tweets out that he wants the attorney general to launch this investigation, it already makes it moot because it's already tainted. jeff sessions himself during his own confirmation hearing this year said he would not name a special prosecutor to investigate hillary clinton even if ordered to do so by the president because "this country does not punish its political enemies." that's a quote from jeff sessions. if the president really wanted an investigation to go forward, he would stop talking about it's because he is tainting it.

>> greg: he is like us. he is just like us. we can't stop talking about stuff and he can't stop talking about stuff. he tweets and detox. >> juan: he is the president. >> greg: we haven't just lowered the bar. we have remove the bar. >> kimberly: his transparency, he's letting everyone know what's going on in real time. why are you complaining? you aren't delighting every day and the press is writing about it. >> jesse: the plan for tax reform. will the agenda face a roadblock in the senate? next. man: proper etiquette is essential

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way to the capital before the vote to give a pep talk to republicans. now the fight shifts to the senate or the overhaul faces uncertainty. republican senator ron johnson has signaled he will not be voting for the bill in its current form. jesse, at the moment, you are still going to have some reconciliation between the senate and the house. there's lots to discuss here but do you think the future is good, bad? >> jesse: they are going to get something through. i don't love what they are going to pass, but it's better than nothing. i have to tip my hat. pauline, we talk a lot of junk about paul ryan, especially on the right. he has delivered. he has delivered obamacare repeal and now he has delivered tax cuts. mitch mcconnell has delivered neither so the ball is in mitch's court and time is running out. >> juan: gillian, the argument is republicans are desperate for a win so they say it doesn't matter what's in the bill.

don't pay attention. i heard this from lindsey graham on laura ingraham's show last night. >> gillian: i think this bill still has tremendous hurdles ahead. it is through the house now, that's fine. it's got to get through the senate where it faces the same math problem that health care faces and have to go through reconciliation where they are going to hammer out major discrepancies between the house and senate version. some of these issues don't really have a solution. so i don't know what they're going to do there. the thing that gives me, that makes me think there is hope for the bill, is that president trump has put in a lot of skin in the game. one of the reasons health care didn't work out for him, according to the hill, is that he kind of farmed out the details. mcconnell, ryan. figure it out. i'm telling you what i want. figure out how to make it happen. on this, from day one, he's been there every step away from issuing the 70-point plan that he had the white house staff

draft up to today where he went for this kind of pep rally. in the home stretch. that be gives it some boost. >> juan: kimberly, what do you think? the argument for the democrats is that this isn't really cutting taxes for the middle class. saying they think these are trump's policies that will benefit the rich. >> kimberly: it's a public perception problem. they need to do a better job of selling it to the american people. nobody is better at selling them president trump. he needs to make the case himself because he is the most persuasive and effective. go on radio, get out there and spread the word. get them excited. >> juan: before the end of the year? >> kimberly: why not? >> juan: watching tv yesterday, and gary cohn, economic advisor. he says to a group of executives at a "wall street journal" thing, everybody who was going

to have more investments after this tax bill, raise your hand. he said where are the rest? >> greg: if taxes are not cut across the board, i will be screaming helplessly and hopelessly to the sky and the liberals can laugh at me because i will deserve it. scott adams. this is still too completed. scott adams has a very simple tax plan starting at 1% cut for the top and increasing to 7% cuts through seven brackets. cut, cut, cut and phase out deduction so everyone knows you get a tax cut. that's the important thing and you know simplicity is coming and you can write it out on a postcard. right now it is still too complicated. we are not cutting taxes. for a capitalist society, we have lousy advocates for capitalism. we are the greatest country in the history of the world. we have created more wealth and prosperity and security people we can't explain capitalism. we can't explain why inequality

exists because inequality is a necessity because people have to move up and down in a capitalist society. it's not about inequality. it's about mobility. i have moved into different income brackets all my life. i have moved back and forward and that's the freedom of the capitalist system. and getting fired also helps. mobility. >> juan: what a surprise it is that my colleagues are not big supporters of this bill. that's interesting. an anti-trump driver draws outrage. we weigh in next.

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the line. now he is publicly threatening to bring disorderly conduct charges against the driver. here is the county sheriff. because they are fighting words. because now you're challenging individual. you are focused on the one person. this is an f you for voting. there is yelling, the sheriffs office it's called and you have a breach of the peace. >> gillian: kimberly, i want your lawyerly input on this. isn't it just free speech and it's protected and there's nothing anyone can say about it? >> kimberly: no, i abhor it. so what happened here is that you saw the law enforcement officer making the case but on the constitutional standard by saying it could incite violence, it is fighting words. it could produce an altercation. he can make somewhat of a case

for disorderly conduct. in some places, an infraction, a misdemeanor offense. he's going to try. he's going to try to do it. he knew what to say the press conference to justify his decision and that his desire to do so. >> gillian: just so i get this straight. sometimes speech can be classified legally as disorderly conduct? >> juan: >> kimberly: you yell n a crowded theater and people trample each other. they use it in law school. >> juan: i think it is a clearly a freedom of speech issue. i was interested in hearing what kimberly said, and we now know that the driver of the truck's wife told the "houston chronicle" people stop, take pictures, wave. some argue, but nobody has been incited to any kind of violence or what the sheriff called fighting words.

>> gillian: jesse, you probably want to punch the truck driver in the face? >> jesse: no, because the truck driver is my mother. [laughter] democrat said that only republicans drive trucks, remember the ad? i'm confused about the whole thing. we're also hearing reports that trump has appointed the sheriff to the department of homeland security. where waiting his approval. i think houston has so many problems, especially after the hurricane. i don't know why the sheriff -- i'm sure he is a great guy, going after something like that. >> greg: i think his argument is too broad. anything could be perceived as fighting words. i was driving behind a guy who had a bumper sticker that said "screw unicorns. i was offended. i bashed in his window. maybe i overreacted. never put a bumper sticker on a car. why do you want strangers in a parking lot reacting to your opinions while you were in the

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greg. >> greg: on my show on saturday. 10:00. "the greg gutfeld show" ." i'm not going to be here tomorrow. we haven't done this in a while, have we? poochy poo. this is a special dog edition. the new robot dog. it's a headless dog made by boston dynamic. they are trying to make it look more adorable but this is the first step to domination and our death. mark my words. once you buy this dog, they will eat your face and work work ity down. boston dynamics. i have called this company so many times. we have emailed them. they never return a phone call. i think they are all robots and trying to kill us all. >> greg: gregg's stalking that company. fantastic night last night.

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>> greg: >> jesse: i was upset t something. >> greg: what toy from your childhood do you remember fondly or do you still have? >> jesse: my mother throughout my nintendo. i am still bummed about that. she throughout all my "star wars" toys, those are probably worth a lot of money. not happy about that either. >> kimberly: waited she throw them out? last week? >> jesse: as juan would say, guess what. a nice person sent me basically the original nintendo. it has 620 games built in. hopefully they have commando. thank you very much. >> kimberly: very, very cool. >> juan: picking up on jesse's wonderful moment, looking for a holiday gift? you can get one from the company behind the popular game cards against humanity. sorry, you are too late.

they sold out of their latest holiday promotion in seven hours. 150,000 people paid $15 to help the company buy a piece of land along the u.s.-mexico border. here's the catch. the intent to sit on the land to prevent president trump from building his wall. the company says they aren't just selling a meaningless gag gift. they are saving america from "injustice, lies, racism." the whole enchilada. >> greg: racist. >> jesse: inappropriate joke. >> gillian: this is my one more thing. i am in for dana. in dana's honor, we brought in olivia. this is olivia. she is 7 years old. it's her dream to be on "the five." i said it's christmas time. let's make it happen. a belly massage. >> kimberly: put her up next to your face. so cute. >> gillian: can you see the resemblance?

>> kimberly: i can. she is well taken care of. >> gillian: she is also my research assistant. she helps me prep for the show. >> kimberly: "special report" is next. >> bret: thanks, kimberly. olivia is no jasper but... busy news day in the nation's capital today. fox news alert. i am bret baier in washington. we have several stories. senator al franken from minnesota under fire tonight, accused of harassing and groping a female media personality and today she is speaking out. a defiant republican roy moore is staying in the race for the alabama senate seat while president trump and his white house are not yet calling for moore to