>> we're the land of the free because we're the home of the brave. >> hello. happy thanks giving. >> pretty. a facebook friday eve extravaganza. you posted them on our page. let's begin. the first question, i shall go to you you kimberly. >> of course.

>> where are the questions? >> well prepared. >> i walked in here. >> what balloon would you be on the macy's parade? >> you're full of a lot of hot air. >> i am. what balloon would you be? >> snoopy. my favorite. >> what about you? >> i'm not familiar. do i have options? >> the grinch. >> i'll be the grinch. >> what about you? >> kermit. i always love kermit. >> i thought you were going to

be elf on a shelf. that's not nice. >> we're going by resemblances. >> i know. i know. okay. interesting question. this is from debbie oh, i'll go to you dana. which of the former presidents would you like to have at thanksgiving dinner. >> i would say silent cow. i would like to ask him how he restrained himself. the office was powerful and he didn't do a lot. he was let the country be. i admire that. >> he was a businessman. what about you juan? you're a historian or so you claim. >> i don't claim. [laughter]. >> i would say obviously abe lincoln would be fabulous. would be awesome to talk to him. then when you come forward in

time, i think that it is so interesting to me that harry truman had to make so many key decisions. i would say i would sit with those two. >> what about you? >> i'm going with lincoln too because he's skinny. he won't eat a lot and means more for me. >> wow. >> all right. on the fence. i would say jfk. >> wow. why? >> because i think he's fascinating. i would want to talk to him about -- it was an interesting time in history and the time before he was assassinated and the cuban missile crisis.

>> then marilyn monroe at the table. >> nobody wants to go to that one. >> i would choose grant. he would have a flask with him if we ran out of booze. >> did he do a memoir? >> the best autobiography of a president and it was written by mark twain. >> we learn everything here at "the five", and then we forget it. jennifer b, what is the specialty dish that you take to someone else's house for thanksgiving. let's start with juan. >> my wife takes sauerkraut. for me -- i'm not a big fan but turns out it is a tradition in her family, right?

>> you hate your wife's sauerkraut. >> i didn't say that. >> not my favorite. >> you're not a big fan of anybody's sauerkraut. >> it is pungent. when i heard this, i would say why sauerkraut. they would have pigs feet. then sauerkraut. it turns out part of her family is of german heritage. they make sauerkraut. >> wow. other germans allowed to celebrate? >> i think so. >> do you know what? greg complains about identity. i think the biggest single ethnic group in america is german. >> i was thinking about german proper. don't politicalize the holiday one. >> wine. >> i was going to say that. >> always the wine.

>> nobody wants me to bring anything else. >> come on. you could cook. >> can't thank at thanksgiving. >> why not? >> it is mexican-american. >> bigotry here is very thick. you're taking my turn. >> i love to bring banana pudding from magnolia bakery and one of their apple pies and a pumpkin pie for desert. >> that pudding magnolia is delicious. >> i'll bring a pumpkin cheesecake. combo pumpkin pie cheesecake. >> you make it? >> absolutely not. >> juan what do you want? sauerkraut? >> i like the bannana pudding.

>> i only bring prescription medication and i don't share. that gets me through the evening. >> you mix it with wine. >> america, don't do that. michele c asks if you could ban one item, this goes to you, from the thanksgiving menu, what would it be? >> sauerkraut. what is to ban, it is all good. stuffing. >> giblets are disgusting. >> pull them out. >> a plastic bag inside. >> when was the last time you cooked a turkey, kimberly? >> i would -- i'm not a fan of

onions. this is going to seem weird. i don't really love sweet potatoes. gigantic. >> controversial. >> i wouldn't ban sweet potatoes because so many people i love adore them. >> this is going to end up on all of the blogs. they're going to come after you. you may want to issue a statement ahead of time. juan? >> this has to -- this is between the five of us and the millions that watch, somebody in my family makes creamed cauliflower. i don't know what to say. >> all i can eat creamed is spinach. when you try to dress it up, you can't. >> recently, i had become a fan

of brussel sprouts and do you know why? they do them in a way they become crisp on the outside. you could fry them a bit. put bacon in with it. >> it is like -- you know the area of town that you drive by quickly. that's what a brussels sprout smells like. >> what is that? >> you walk by. >> he got there first with that joke. it is okay. i would ban turkey. i think turkey is overrated. it is a very dry, boring meat. >> it could be moist. >> if it is so good, why would you have gravy? >> you don't put gravy on steak because steak doesn't need gravy. >> i put sauce on steak sometimes. so your analogy kaput. >> you could deep fry it and they all of those cool -- >> fires started by deep frying a turkey, 16 million a year.

where did you get that from? >> good fireman. >> i don't know. turkeys are ugly and strange and shouldn't be eaten. >> i know. how about a big chicken. >> this is from delores. what do you do can after thanksgiving dinner. watch football, play games, take a nap. >> when i was growing up, we started to go to the movies after dinner but i think we're eating later this year. i'm going -- i'm going to try to get them to play charades. >> that's fun. >> i hate charades. >> i'm good. >> remember when we played at your house that time in south carolina. i was so mad about that trip. >> yeah, there were a lot of people that can't play charades. >> what do you do after

thanksgiving dinner? >> i read. the best guests on the planet. >> we go to -- i have thanksgiving dinner at my brother's house. we have desert and coffee and all of that at my wife's brothers house. then i fall asleep. >> i don't like any of the food. >> i do like it. >> not sauerkraut. >> jesse, get you confused all the time. >> i avoid doing dishes and i keep drinking and watch football. >> there you go. >> sounds like a great guy to have around. >> he's yeah, real team player. >> i -- i help with the dishes always. i clean up and drop the leftovers. then i love to watch football and also probably have a glass of wine. >> that's nice. >> what i do, i wait for somebody to pick me up. the police are nice about it. >> your unicorn sweater.

remember being disinvited to the dinner. >> come over to the dinner and then -- >> i was -- i wasn't hosting. i was going to be somebody's house. i know those people well and it was a nice thing. he doesn't have anywhere to go. he's -- he's not going to like it. i disinvited him. out of concern for your well-being, i want you to be happy. >> fantastic. just so you know, i had a great time alone weeping in a closet. stabbing my doll that i made out of old socks. last question from paul k. let's go to you kimberly. how soon do you listen to christmas music? >> i think it is quite cheerful. >> i have a big complaint because i'm a big fan of channel 70 on xm.

>> do you know november 1st, they changed to christmas? >> about you were thanksgiving, you would be pretty angry. >> also, what crass commercialism. even black friday now, really is now, the monday before thanksgiving. >> yes. >> terrible. >> they need to rename that as well. >> jesse. >> why do they need to rename that? >> i find the term friday to be offensive. >> it wasn't me. >> monday could get a lawyer. >> i'm fine. december 1st, bring it on. i'm ready. >> i -- i never would actually choose to play it. it happens to be around everywhere. i would go to get a manicure and they're already playing it. >> we'll manicure. we'll manicure. practice saying that. >> interesting thoughts about christmas music, it is terrible. if you think about it, if -- if christmas music was so good, it

would be played year round. >> it is not christmas year round. >> do they foist it on us for one month? no one can stand it. >> i think you know music. right? phil specter's christmas music, outstanding. that wall of sound. >> where is he now? >> in prison. >> like a murderer. he killed your ears and then be your life. i like it. >> holiday celebrating life. do you listen to the one that take away. we could all agree, christmas music, much more on our facebook free-for-all. stay right there. yo, check it out dawg.

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>> welcome back. we have more questions. this is from christy e. what is your favorite nonnews show? >> wow. okay. well, so i would say it would have to be maybe grey's anatomy. boring? >> no. people like those shows. >> if you don't watch news, you could watch scandal. >> i watch the nba, i watch my favorite team, the wizards. >> it is a show. >> it is a soap opera in fact. men follow sports. >> do you watch anything besides sports? >> not much. abo i occasionally watch hbo. i go back to the wire. the sopranos. i love those. >> and this show is not on

anymore. office was my favorite show. >> are there reruns? >> i don't watch much tv anymore. i have podcasts. i come home and turn on a podcast. right now norm mcdonald's podcast. those are the best. i do watch bo jack horsman. they have that on netflix. >> i like younger, i highly recommend that, i like madam secretary. that show does a good job. i like better things. >> what does it do? >> working in foreign policy in the government. >> that what it is? >> yes. melanie wants to know what is something you think everyone should do at least once in their

lives? >> once in their lives. because i haven't done everything. >> what do i like to do? i don't know. >> what do you think they do once in their life? >> i think you have to go in the woods by yourself and get out. >> just get out. >> not that you necessarily are lost. it is the idea that you go forward and it is a little like walden's pond. it is hard to be by yourself. >> never been hiking his entire life. >> eaten alive or bitten by bugs. >> you understand the question? >> it calls for a fun exhilarating answer. i would say, go to ireland. yes! and in particular the southern part of ireland is quite beautiful.

you could look at the cliffs which i think are the most spectacular things i've seen in my life. i take a sojourn to trinity college and take a look. >> once in your life, you should feel the life of a stranger escape into your hands. >> happy thanksgiving. >> i would say have a psychedelic experience. >> no. >> i'm not saying how. >> mushrooms? >> you could meditate, you could listen to music. you could try certain kinds of natural substances and have a psychedelic experience. >> i'm going to say everyone should go to mount rushmore. >> where is that? >> one -- south dakota. >> the dakotas.

[laughter]. >> that was close. you were 50 percent outspoken. >> so what i was thinking about was about psychedelic, what i was driving at, when i was 19, i was living in africa for a wh e while. i went to live with a tribe. it is a different world. their view of the world, what is important to them is not important to us. let me tell you. >> what i was getting at, we're living in an illusion, a matrix. if you have an out of brain experience, it'll change you for the rest of your life. >> say no to drugs. >> i talk about, if you go on -- on meditation retreat. somewhere -- i spent a week in a monastery. it was insane. >> did it help you? >> no i actually came away. >> can you go back? >> i ran away to a bar. >> one more. we have to go quickly.

if we made a movie of the five, who would you get to play your part in the film and why? >> julia roberts. i would say julia roberts would play me. >> juan? >> let's see, i don't know. i don't know. >> this is a tough one. >> meg ryan. >> yours is easy, right? >> darth vader. >> i thought you were going to say swimmer. >> is that movie or show? >> who would you get to play you? >> ross. >> you take a lot of shots today. >> i'm trying to explain. >> what a thanksgiving dinner this is. >> who would play dana? reece witherspoon or something. >> what was the movie? >> legally blond. election. >> election, that's you. >> i could have taken julia roberts but this weirdo took it.

that's what you did. okay. so in that case, maybe -- i don't know. >> julia roberts? oh. listen, she started it. i was thinking more like the whole-some julia roberts like in the pelican brief. and steel magnolia julia roberts. >> she could play the both of you. >> all right. stay right there. lots more on your questions, straight ahead.

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♪i hope some day you'll join us♪ ♪and the world will live as one♪ >> president trump and the first lady were at a coast guard station earlier today.

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answering your questions. guess what? we have a whole lot more. okay. so first question here. from darlene p. if you could invent any holiday, what would you call it and what would it celebrate? this is kind of a tough one. greg? >> it would be greg's day and would celebrate all of the great achievements of men under 5' 6". oftentimes -- if it wasn't for short men, the world would not exist. the guys get to walk around and get the drink at the bar. it is the short guy that builds the bar. it is the short guy that builds the bar. >> napoleon and things like that. i was going to say. i would like to have a day celebrating country music because i think that would be very fun and jesse might even participate. >> country day?

>> country day. >> country day. >> national country day. >> jesse, what you got? >> monday after the super bowl. you don't have to come in hungover and tired. >> on saturday. >> lazy hangover day. >> obviously. >> this would be great. >> want saturday off. >> juan? >> i don't know, maybe we could have a national kneeling day. right? and protest. so everybody -- you know what? we understand what america is about. we understand people standing up for their rights in this country. we celebrate american democracy and free speech. >> the other side, kneeling, kneel before us. >> yeah. really. >> that would be something. >> and colin kaepernick is worthy of a national holiday, i believe a lot of people shaking their head in agreement out there. how about this? i'm working on that.

>> don't rush her. >> i think how about -- okay. how about a holiday honoring all the victims of crime and national disasters that have suffered in the earthquakes and hurricanes and like having a moment for everybody. >> i like it. >> give back on that day. those particular people. i think it is good. from kayrn p, if you could be a democrat for a day, who would you be? >> i could be a democrat for a day. never thought about that. let me think. recurring democrat. i don't know. this is actually harder than the other one. >> dianne feinstein. i like her from san francisco. she's on important committees. >> i like my friend marianne march up >> she comes on once in a

while. >> that's creepy, you want to be her friend. >> sheil call the police on her. you want to be her. >> that's strange. she should watch out. >> greg, anything? >> i do juan williams. >> i could sit over there in the five. >> guess what, greg, you're right. >> kaboom. i can't believe anybody at this table is right. guess what. guess what. >> he's got the right initials. >> i would be obama because he's making about a half a million dollars for a speech. ka ching. >> ka ching. you win. >> free market, guys. love that consistency about you. >> all right. wait wait wait. hold on. >> wouldn't you want to be yourself? >> i would want to be a republican, who do i get to be? >> do you know what my answer is? george hw bush. not only is he a secret agent

because he ran the cia, he's a good baseball player, right? and guess what? he won the presidency. how do you beat him? >> nancy e, who has the messyest office of the five? that's easy. greg. >> too small for the things that i have. >> that's no excuse. >> what is messy about it? >> i haven't been in there in a while. >> i went this once and it was very dark. >> there's certain things i do in there that must be in the dark. no. >> you're -- you're very neat and organized. dana and i obviously. jesse, your office is pretty good. >> you're surprised. >> do you know whose office is crazy that is currently next to me? ryan. >> i believe that. >> like weird stuff. >> he doesn't sit down this the chair. he stands up. >> he has hair care products.

>> he has a system. it is not a hairpiece. it is a system. he's basically got a hairpiece so he could pull parts of his hair, today i'll be this and then he moves it around. >> totally made-up. >> when you pay that much for hair. >> all right. it is -- it is a -- a little slam this thanksgiving. stay with us with answers to your questions, all coming up. ♪ there's something ♪ for you and me, ♪ and the american road is calling, ♪ ♪ so what's it gonna be? ♪ ♪ hey it's an amazing day, ♪

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>> thanksgiving day. you know what time it is. answer more of your questions posted on the facebook page.

how about this one? if you could be a fly on the wall, what private conversations, past or present, would you want to listen to? >> fly on the wall. this is kind of a tough one. past or present conversation in general? >> yeah. >> not political. >> anything, anybody. >> huh. >> do you want us to come back to you? >> i know. conversation -- the last conversation that -- that president trump had. >> why? >> because he's most current and relevant. >> maybe that comey-trump dinner that was controversial and they sparked an investigation. get to the bottom of things. >> i think that i would like to have listened to conversations between winston churchill and roosevelt, maybe -- maybe not the americans getting in the

war. >> because he was suckered into it. >> no. i don't think so. you think it was bad. >> no. it was good. there was a lot of national instinct on the american's part not to get involved. >> he persuaded them to do the right thing. i would like to hear that. >> gregory. >> if i were a fly on the wall, i would like to overhear two other flies in my family, just to hear what they were saying about me. >> not going to be good. >> then you find out if flies could really communicate. which is kind of interesting. i always thought about it. >> must have some kind of consciousness, flies. >> i'm not -- they must feel pain when you crush them under your heel. >> i do not -- >> i've seen the videos. >> she pulls their wings off. >> gosh. >> 11. insects and human affairs.

>> she remembers everything. >> that's what i wrote my paper on. >> phobia. a-plus in that class. >> i think you got it in a lot of classes. >> uc davis. >> i would go to -- i would listen as a fly on the wall to the conversation between bison and obama where obama counseled him against running against clinton. >> swim in the nude and don't run. >> how about -- when the trump guys with the russian, where the meeting was about adoption, remember that? turned out to be more than one russian and wasn't about adoption. that would be interesting. >> here's another question. what is your favorite birthday gift that you received as a child and who gave it to you and do you still have it? >> greg, you want to start? >> i would have to say, this

would surprise all of you, the people's almanac. remember that big fat book. they gave it -- >> remember how angry i was when i got it. you know where they hide the presents. i opened the closet and there was a box that was so heavy it of could been a human head. it could be anything. it is the book and the people's almanac. it was amazing. they did the book of lists. do you remember the book of lists. that's what got he to read. >> cool. >> well, i don't have it anymore because my godmother, donna nelson used to send me an angel food cake that she made. >> thank god you don't have it anymore. >> it was a special i got every year. >> that's memorable. >> i know the gift i didn't get and i'm still upset about. i asked for the michael jackson leather jacket with all of the

zippers. my parents said it was too expensive. they said you make your own glove. that of would been a lot of money. >> like nintendo. >> very happy about it. andrea. >> send you the michael jackson jacket. >> after this show. >> we're dialing it up. >> kimberly. >> what -- what gifts do i want? >> favorite birthday gift you ever got and who gave it to you? >> i can't answer these questions. >> which car? >> yeah. >> which car? >> as a child. >> as a child. thank you, dana. good save. as a child, well, can i be honest, i -- you know the answer. i loved my winnie the pooh. that was a special order. that's what my mom got me and it was given away to poor children and i was very sad and then somebody sent me one.

>> my folks weren't into gifts. i don't remember any particular gifts. >> that's sad. >> i'll -- let's say, there's one question about your favorite actor or actress. do this quickly. >> i would have to say lee marvin. lee marvin. >> one of the greatest actors of all time. >> we got to go. >> we're done. >> anybody have one? >> no. >> julia roberts. pretty woman. >> i like angela bass. you know. weaver. >> we'll be back in a flash.

>> third family of football to answer this thanksgiving. from martha p, you could have thanksgiving at the home of one of the five. which one would you choose?

kimberly. >> dana. isn't that obvious. >> obvious choice. >> no. not at all. i would probably get one. >> why? >> you like sauerkraut. >> i think juan would have an interesting after dinner stuff going on. >> [laughter]. >> that's true. >> at your house. you're going to stay at home. >> i think the one on the show is dana. >> that's a compliment. you were there this summer and a nice spread. >> you were there and you don't remember. >> i go to your house because i want to meet your girls. >> thank you. and my mother. >> absolutely. >> i know. >> that's a book by the way. >> you should write that right away. >> and from klaudia w do you put up christmas trees right

after thanksgiving? >> i do. right after. >> friday. >> i got lights all over the roof. >> santa and everything. >> i dress up as santa. >> i went to santa school, i'll have you know in the 90s. look it up for good morning america. >> as an elf. >> no. >> i would buy a poinsettia. >> that's nice. >> goodness. >> the problem with it is not only the people put it up early but they keep it around too long. i would say put it up. my wife's birthday is the 18th. sometime then i put it up. >> kimberly travels out east. >> christmas tree class and she got a-plus. >> how did you know? i set up my village and stockings. >> a train. >> a train. of course i do. and beautiful tree and the whole works.

gorgeous. >> last question from steven h, who in your opinion is the biggest turkey of the year, thus far, dana? >> harvey weinstein. >> i agree with that. >> i agree with it too. >> i don't know. the biggest turkey of the year. you guys have stumped me. let's get outside. >> wouldn't be the first time. >> won't be the last. >> hollywood. the whole -- >> one big giant bird. we should give them the bird. >> one more question. next. i am totally blind. and non-24 can throw my days and nights out of sync, keeping me from the things i love to do. talk to your doctor, and call 844-214-2424.

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>> another question this thanksgiving. this is a doozy. nice one, daniel. kimberly, what are you thankful for and why? >> i'm very thankful and blessed to have my little boy ronan in my life. he's absolutely wonderful. he's a sweetheart and treats people so well and makes me proud. i love my brother too. >> juan? >> family.

just no question. especially, you know, this time of year, my son moved into a new house with his bride to be. it is going to be a wedding next year. my other son got married a year ago. they're thinking about babies. i get to hang out with granddaughters, identical twins who are five now and a 7-year-old grandson. it is fun. >> they're moving in before they get married? >> yes. >> yes. >> going to hell. >> friends and family, obviously. we're spending time together on the holiday. beautiful twin daughters. also the men and women in uniform who are -- are serving around the world and protecting us so we could spend a safe and happy holiday here with our families. >> i would say freedom and health and -- and i was really struck this year when i went back to africa and see how -- how selfless the people are that volunteer there and how important health is in -- it really is something to be

thankful for and take care of. >> i'm going to say friends and family. great plan for phone service. [laughter]. >> that's a joke. >> you can. >> i'm -- i'm not going to say. i'm going to say this show is almost over because that means i could get home. put on my packajamas and watch and order reruns. they trick you because just as one ends, another one starts. if you're mildly inebriated which one is -- you don't know if you're in the middle. if you don't have a clock in your house, which you don't, it could be anytime. >> it could suck you in. >> i just watch the commercials on fox. >> i'm always interested in silver. >> gold and silver. >> protect yourself. >> what is your safe? all right. thanks for spending thanksgiving with us.

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