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>> gregg: well, it was quite possibly one of the greatest thanksgivings i have ever had. i only have celebrities as friends. because they make the best friends. i can't show any pictures what they did. they would be upset, but here's my first picture. i watched a lot of fox, especially only when leland vittert is on because his hair is amazing. if you look at that hair, it's almost like a black helmet. >> jesse: best hair in the business. >> gregg: this fellow came over later. it wasn't green when he got there but by the end of the night, he was green. and this guy showed up right there. landed on my roof. brought him in. >> jesse: beautiful. >> gregg: quite beautiful. this woman just happened to be sitting in the corner. i have no idea who she is. >> jesse: not related. >> gregg: then later we have -- this is my collection of rubblier duckies. on thanksgiving i have one long bubble bath. and then finally, finally, i was able to program my roomba to deliver my booze.

delivering my glass of chardonnay which i'm not a big fan of. my roomba doesn't know. >> kimberly: i thought you trained it to deliver. >> jesse: chardonnay. very masculine, gutfeld. >> kimberly turn that room up. >> so my family is celebrating on saturday this year. that's tomorrow. so we haven't celebrated thanksgiving yet. so instead i thought i would bring you some photos of olivia and her best. this is olivia two years ago preturkey. she is looking, lovingly. this is last year right before the turkey so we have before and after. this is the after from two years ago. >> gregg: you really are going an dana's. gilthis is olivia now looking forward to christmas. i didn't know i sent that one. >> jesse: okay. and you, jessica?

jessica: this is my first time. greg: don't screw it up. so i'm from new york city. i was at home with my family. might sister and my new brother-in-law got home from their honeymoon the night before. we talked a lot about their trip. we were just at home. i only have a couple shots. we are not a massive photo family. i wanted to share this one. this is my mother and sister's golden doodle who have the same hair. you can't usually tell them apart. the taller one is her. and then my dad who is an amazing cook. went to cooking school makes his own bread. i want to show everyone that is going on at tarlov h.q. >> gregg: very needy individual. >> jesse: a baker. jessica: he was a baker. >> kimberly: watched the macy's thanksgiving day parade very nice because i could see it where i was. undisclosed location.

>> jesse: surprised i didn't out your exact address. >> kimberly: and then, had wonderful thanksgiving dinner with my son and his father and his parents, grandparents. we had the best time and my friend ann came. so roped her in for the whole thing. >> gregg: no pictures? >> kimberly: no pictures, greg that would reveal my location. >> jesse: and all the celebrities. >> restaurant. >> jesse: very good. i was with my family and my mother when i got there gave me a make america green again bumper sticker and talked a lot about gutfeld as a matter of fact. she said your name is gutfield. she doesn't know how to pronounce your name. she did not like how trump did the turkey pardon. she felt that was insensitive because he joked about revoking the obama turkey pardon. that was mean and nasty. >> jesse: jess jessica: that would upset me. >> jesse: had a lot to say about al franken which i

promised i would not share with the audience. black friday. check out two brawls that happened earlier. >> let go! let go! [shouting] >> jesse: i don't know if you guys can see this at home but i sustained a little black friday injury here on my head wrestling a television away from an angry father at best buy and got a little band-aid. >> kimberly: is that a true story? >> jesse: not a true story. much more embarrassing than that i'm also not going to disclose. gutfeld? people are crazy. >> gregg: if you ever want to argue against capitalism, show those pictures.

99% of these people don't even want that product. what happens is you -- you don't want the product. so they lower the price so you decide maybe you do want it. but you really don't want it. or else you would have already purchased it you wouldn't have wait and didn't fight. by the way, the worst part about this is every day should be black. i don't know why it has to be black friday. i think that's weird. i think we should replace all holiday music with gott music. holiday golf music. let's just make every day black. that's why you are not in charge, gutfeld. >> this is why this is not your seeing. >> don't they have like cyber monday and can't you get all these same deals on the internet? >> all right. the truth? are you ready? >> bring it. gillian every day from today to january 1st will be the same. massive sales. i think black friday is dead. like you heard it here first on "the five" black friday is dead. it's all a lie.

from here going forward everything is massively discounted. >> this is fake news. >> this seeing is fake news. >> jesse: makes sense that i'm hosting it jessica, you would never be caught dead in one of these department stores, i can imagine. jessica: no i absolutely. we i love best buy. yeah, obviously. fantastic. no, i love going into best buy and running around. did i not pick up a tv today. they now hook you with the emails early where they say oh, it is starting. this sellerly black friday already 90% off and then 90% 90% off. did i some online shopping but no person brawling. >> jesse: kimberly has everything money can buy so she doesn't need to do shopping on black friday? >> kimberly: it's like any other day of the year. when you have amazon aren't there always good deals? free shipping. somehow my son put in the card the nintendo switch

thing. these gifts keep on coming. you have to wait for this for christmas and then two bathing suits. >> gregg: maybe that's a good thing. if technology is eliminating our ability to fight. this is a good thing to remind us how to fight. this is important. because we're too busy at home ordering things. it's good one day of the year to go out and fight to the death. get to our roots. >> kimberly: i think you have no patients for that, greg. greg: hide under a bed with a spritzer. >> jesse: finally yesterday was thanksgiving that didn't stop football players from being annual at this american. collin kaepernick spent the day unthanksgiving protest on alcatraz island. >> we are all fighting for our justice, for our freedom. and realizing that we're in this fight together makes us all the more powerful. >> jesse: former 49ers quarterback made a surprise

visit at the event which prison by native american activists in 1969 to '71. you have been out to alcatraz, can i imagine. they actually do this evidence year? >> kimberly: but leave it to collin kaepernick to make it about himself and try to ruin thanksgiving. he is like the new grinch, now he is going to probably move on to christmas. help ruin the nfl. drove the ratings down. also the profits. i mean, wow. when you see him coming, just run the other way. >> jesse: that's right. >> like bad news bears. i don't know i jessica: i don't think i would run the other way unless he was throwing the ball. i would not be able to catch that if he was throwing the ball. i think this is exceptionally bad presidential p.p.r. move after he got the g.q. citizen of the year award. i thought it was a great opportunity to, i guess, be more useful to people on both sides to make them

understanding what the kneeling is actually about. and what that all stands for and also to be respectful of american traditions and things that are of value to a lot of people. so i didn't think this was a great thing. i didn't know that it happened every year. so that's a woken news that bonus that ilearned something n. gillian: if you want to fight and try to voice to native american activists that's fine. you can't fight everything all at once in one year. you can't fight the flag and national anthem and thanksgiving. is he taking on too much in my opinion. >> jesse: is he spreading himself too thin? gillian: he is spreading himself too thin. greg: he is native american warrior. the real sin is he chose alcatraz over al can a alcohol. thanksgiving is about alcohol. you know what a miserable thanksgiving eminem. the reason why did he an interview, is he enraged that donald trump has not responded to his angry rap and therein lies the

solution. that if you do not respond to this, collin copper neck will stay certain obscurity. the more we talk about it, the more he gets out of this. eminem is so upset because trump will not even acknowledge that rap. that is best -- that's the best kind of revenge. >> jesse: it shows he wanted the attention. >> kimberly: he is jealous of lavar ball. what about me? i'm over here. greg: lavar ball for president. >> kimberly: needs to learn how to tweet. >> gregg: lavar ball democratic candidate. jessica: no. >> jesse: coming up, more thanksgiving madness as president trump touting success of america in message to troops. some democrats insist on ripping his achievements so far. we will have more when the five returns ♪ i know you want to ♪ bang, bang all over you ♪ i will let you have it

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♪ i done made the devil a deal ♪ he made me pretty. >> kimberly: while spending thanksgiving in mar-a-lago in florida yesterday, president trump delivered

this special holiday message via satellite to the five branches of the military serving overseas. highlighting the success of america under his watch. >> for each of you, i know it's hard to be away from home at this time of the year. we're doing well at home. the economy is doing really great. when you come back, you're going to see with the jobs and companies coming back into our country. and the stock market just hit a record high. unemployment the lowest it's been in 17 years. so you are fighting for something real. you are fighting for something good. now we are working on tax cuts. big fat beautiful tax cuts. and hopefully we will get that and then you are really going to see things happen. >> kimberly: but, as you can imagine, the left would rather paint the picture of gloom and doom. here is bernie sanders. >> i don't have to tell anybody that from a political point of view, this has been a horrendous year. it appears that almost every day there is something coming out of the white

house that is embarrassing, that is destructive, that is horrific. our job now is we enjoy this holiday with our family and our friends. it's not only to take on trump's divisive actions, his desire to divide us up based on the color of our skin are our sexual orientation or where we were born or our religion or whatever, not only do we have to take him on, we have to do something else. and that is move this country forward. >> kimberly: the president not one to shy away from his critics tweeted about his busy schedule quote after turkey call i' be headed over to jupiter to play golf quickly with tiger woods and dustin johnson then back to mar-a-lago for talks on bringing even more jobs and companies back to the u.s.a. is he very considerate quickly. >> tiger woods quickly.

>> kimberly: yet again of his quickness. >> jesse: i'm sure he scored better than tiger and he will probably tell everybody he did. there is a huge difference in these two people. trump came out and said what was going well in america in the people's lives. the stock market, unemployment, jobs. and listen to what bernie sanders said. he said from a political point of view everything is a disaster. so he is just talking about politics. and from a political point of view, i agree. it's been a disaster for the democrats. they have had a terrible year. he also made me fall asleep listening to him. he looked very comfortable. and i love everything looks gray. his hair, the sweater, the background. this is the leader of the democratic party. this is the leader of tomorrow. and i can't imagine the democrats can be thankful for bernie sanders because, listen, the guy does not scream fres when walking and talking like that. the guy i think think his best days are behind him.

>> kimberly: also, thinking the military which is very important. greg, i noticed something peculiar, not just about you. it looked like bernie has one of your sweaters. >> gregg: that's true. i was missing that gray one. he better get it dry cleaned. i don't want that unusual socialist odor on it you know, this comparison reflects the prison of two ideas. you know, in the media we are expected to be one way or the other. you are either on the trump train or you think he is evil. and it creates this delusion that scott adams talks about, the two movie phenomenon where america is experiencing the same material but they're seeing two entirely different movies. see trump as evil. everybody else says things are pretty good. the thing that makes me laugh, especially living in new york. an educated person on the coast who can constantly go about predicting a trump apocalypse. a trump caused apocalypse will still go home back to a hip wine bar, peck at his iphone, check his 401(k)

and watch prices fall on technology that 15 years ago a king wouldn't be able to get. the things are pretty good and it's reality as you were saying in their face. there is no apocalypse. things are pretty good. in heir head they are seeing entirely different film. everything is going to come crashing down and earth is going to burst into a ball of flames. >> a trum trumpapocalypse. >> jesse: we should play a drinking game every time you mention scott adams. >> kimberly: someone is keeping track of, this greg. let me tell you. >> gregg: he was right about trump. nobody listened including me. >> gillian: two different world views. quickly i want to ding on both sides. i really don't think president trump's message was all -- i think it had elements that were positive. he was also kind of a downer. 7:00 p.m. last night he tweeted about the affordable care act.

this sass families are sitting down to dinner. crappy obamacare. that's not really the thanksgiving puree. also, he also said and i wrote this down so i would remember, he said to troops in afghanistan everybody's talking about the progress he has made in the last few months since i opened it up. now, he also said to troops in iraq they weren't letting you win before. now, this is demoralizing for service members who are there today. many of them who lost friends and colleagues over the last few years. many of them who are actually serves tours of duty during the obama administration. >> gregg: do you think they take it that way? >> gillian: you can't tell these men and women their own country set them up to fail. >> greg: do you think they are taking it that way? >> gillian: absolutely. >> greg: i'm making it easier for you to fight this battle. >> gillian: it's demoralizing. it serves president trump's political purposes but

demoralizing. >> jessica: fighting just as hard under president obama as they're right now. >> greg: but their hands were tied,. >> jessica: on thanksgiving the president has to do everything better than everybody else. you expect that from the opposition party. if hillary had won the same thing. his posture is pretty decent. we will give him a slouch. >> greg: he looks comfortable. >> jessica: when the president says anything that could be interpreted badly especially about our service members about being the best for the military all time. that's a problem. bernie sanders did make a key distinction. >> kimberly: what was it? >> jessica: i will tell you. where he actually didn't go into the policies that were problematic because we know about the healthcare bill and the tax reform bill which democrats think are not good for americans. but he was talking about the vibe and the rhetoric and where the country is that we are more divided than ever and that's a product of the white house. i think it is a little bit

more nuanced than this is all terrible. >> gregg: so funny democrat talking about divisiveness. they invented identity politics. they pushed that agenda instead of actually meeting the concerns of the american public about law and order, about border. instead they talked about pigment. they made pigment their politics. to the point of the military thing this is an example of what the two movie scenario is he says something and one side says oh my god that's demoralizing the other side of says no, he basically is saying they loosened the screws to get stuff done. people see two different movies after hearing the same thing. mine is right though. >> gillian: the president did mention his celebrity friends. you might want to tell him. >> kimberly: because he has real celebrity friends. >> greg: i have real celebrity friends. >> kimberly: actually you do have a couple. who are they? >> greg: lou dobbs and kilmeade. he is not a celebrity. i love his new hair piece though.

>> kimberly: he was supposed to be here for you today. shame. al franken says he is sorry again for sexual misconducted allegations. but is the democrat senator's latest polling enough? details when we return. stay with us. ♪ never say never ♪ fight ♪ i will fight till forever ♪ make it right ♪ you knock me down ♪ i will not stay on the ground ♪ ♪shostakovich playing

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senator frank solid expected to speak with the media about this controversy on sunday. i want to start with a question. do apologies matter at all in this? greg? >> greg: yes, politics has turned this into a game of pervert chess. we take their rook. think take our queen. somebody says that they're sorry and means it, i'm inclined to always forgive because we all sin. you don't have to be religious to understand that there is redemption. and if somebody is truly sorry you have to put it in with the other accusations around. i can't say that because that apology isn't for me and it isn't for you. it's for people like kathie lee gifford. his apology should be incredibly direct and very specific. it's not about greeting and shaking hands. it's about shoving your tongue down the throat of an unwilling participant. that's what this is about. so, as a start for him this weekend, he should direct his apologies in a highly

specific manner. and, there might be people inclined to forgive him. i know leann tweeden she forgave him when he apologized to her. and that's a start. you can't do these meandering apologies where did you go i hope that, you know, i'm sorry for the people who might have felt bad about what did i. know, he said i really screwed up. i was a weirdo. i thought it was funny to shove my tongue down people's throat. >> jessica: arianna huffington defended him. >> greg: that was different. >> gillian: they are statements in which these accused perpetrators are making weak attempts to justify their behavior and explain how all of this makes them feel. so like my pro-tip to men who are guilty of sexual harassment and sexual assault is just stop with the statements because i think they are actually hurting in a lot of cases more than they are helping. charlie rose, for example, exhibit a he was quote embarrassed in his official statement by the claims brought against him. guess what, charlie rose no, one cares how your predatory

behavior made you feel. that's irrelevant to the conversation. similarly, louie c.k. issued a statement that was rambling all over the place talking about rambling statements. >> jessica: at least it was a character. >> gillian: he talked about how this was a learning experience for him. no one cares. that's not the point. as greg said, apologize specifically to your victim and leave it at that. >> jessica: i think their apology is they don't know what victims is r. come out the next day. start with one and shoot up to four and who knows there could be two more gropings by the end of the week. >> kimberly: he should have a bit of an idea,. >> jessica: take a lot of photos. >> kimberly: in terms of the conduct and what he has done. if he has apologized hopefully people learn from this. and including women to come forward and say if something has happened to them it helps other women when do you to that understand to feel courageous to be able to identify people like this that are behaving inappropriately and disrespectfully to women. i mean, so much for him running for president.

>> greg: deign naps prediction. she blew that one. >> jessica: we don't know. rehabilitation happens. >> jesse: i would love to see franken run for president. franken and trump. >> jesse: i think his p.r. team is slick. you first saw the slickness on the first one where in they said you know, i don't remember she remembers it the way i remember it still kind of victim blaming. and now he is insulating himself against future claims where he says, you know, i have taken thousands of photographs and hugged so many women. that's also saying that what i'm doing is not groping, it's hugging. see how slick that is? that insulates himself now further. i don't believe he will resign. i don't think there is a chance. and the democrats have a problem now because they are going to be asked about franken every time they shoot across the other side of the aisle. and you talked about the other day, about there is no courtroom to judge all of these different things. and maybe for politicians,

the courtroom is elections day. let the voters decide and that's how they are going to do it. as much as it pains me to say that gutfeld does continue to make a good point about this. that there should be a spectrum here. and because there is no spectrum. it's going to now -- he is lumped in with everybody else. >> gregg: right. when you look at what he has done compared to other people. maybe this is a sur viivel deal for a politician. >> jessica: i think may be. coming up next, if santa brought your game clue for. why they may be the better alternative to this year's hottest toys ♪ i never knew me a better time ♪ and i guess i never will ♪

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♪ can't we still be friends. >> gillian: welcome back while kids across the world are writing christmas list asking santa for hottest games like fidget spinners, hatch paper board games. board game clue and whistle wall. aren't those 100 years old? what do my fellow fivers think of class of 2017 hall of fame? what do you make of these inductees? >> greg: not much. who doesn't like a good lawn dart. that was my favorite toy and then they banned them. the f.a.a. rit toy of all is your imagination. you can have your frisbee or whistle ball. have you no idea what games i'm playing inside my head. they are horrible and strange and never end, kimberly. make it stop. >> kimberly: i want you to get off the tree outside my

window. >> gillian: guys are like there is a tree outside. >> kimberly: you laugh. he used to make a joke about that. where is the tree? >> greg: can't make that joke anymore. >> kimberly: no. can't. >> gillian: kimberly, what do you think? do you like these inductees? >> i like whiffle ball. i grew up playing sports softball and baseball. that's fun. and, also, the paper airplane. now they have little styrofoam ones. it's like the best toy. doesn't break anything as well. especially whether you have boys you think of this. and little boys like a jesse kind of boy, still likes to play. >> affordable. >> jesse: paper airplanes are not a toy. that's a piece of paper that you sold you will. >> jesse: can't fly paper airplanes. >> they have styrofoam ones. >> jesse: like the one we just make.

>> gregg: from a dead tree. >> gillian: jessica, what do you think of the inductees? >> jessica: i think they are fine. paper airplane was confusing to me. i went back and looked at the whole list when barbee got in and slinky which got in 2,000. >> greg: you like bar biz? that's sort of gender of you. >> kimberly: it happens. >> jessica: the thing to your point about the paper airplane. i saw sticks was inducted. >> kimberly: anyone can have one. >> gillian: i want to get your thoughts. consumer advocates are warning about joking hazards and tech savvy toys actually spying on kids. like anything that connects to the internet. >> kimberly: like the roomba. >> gillian: definitely spying on you. be careful. watch him. >> kimberly: the roomba is going to get a lawyer, soon. >> greg: every toy can be a choking hazard. army men can be a choking hazard. i loved army men.

remember you would get the bag of army men. >> jesse: army people. >> greg: army people, i'm sorry. >> jesse: both genders are serving now. >> gillian: have your honor corns ever tried to spy on you? are you sure? >> jesse: yes, i'm sure. hatchables yeah, my daughters have those. >> gillian: you don't know their name? >> jesse: you have to buy thousands of them. one not satisfied buying one time you have to buy the whole collection. >> jessica: like beanie babies or american girl doll. >> greg: where are the american boy dolls? why do they have to be boy and girl? what's wrong with you? we are perpetuating sexism and gender criminal values. >> kimberly: you are not because you love union corns. >> gillian: take a break, greg. calm yourself down.

we will go to break. facebook friday coming up next and it's the best part of the show. >> greg: is it really? >> gillian: it's my favorite ♪ now we got bad blood ♪ ban band-aids don't fix bullet holes ♪

you will. >> greg: good old days bubble yum. you could choke on that stuff. susan m. asked a very important question on facebook friday. what electronic technology would you be willing to give up for a month and keep it clean. all right, gillian? >> gillian: buy. i did it for a week before and it was the best week of my whole life. >> greg: probably for other people, too. you annoy the heck out of them. >> jesse: i could easily give up television. i would still have to watch the five. >> kimberly: have to watch himself. >> gillian: how could you watch the five? >> jesse: i dvr it. sorry. >> greg: i love himself catching himself. wait this is the industry i'm in. all right, give up tv.

>> gillian: but you shouldn't. >> greg: jessica? >> jessica: i think my ipad which i don't love admittedly but i'm trying to like more so i feel like it would still be a loss. >> greg: kimberly? >> kimberly: ipad, computer, i would definitely not want to give up my phone. nope. >> greg: i would give up my abacus. >> jessica: electronic abacus? but not your disk man. >> kimberly: because is he beautiful mind. >> greg: marlena e. this is also a very good question. if you could be a newscaster in any era, which era would it be? jesse? >> jesse: i'm going to go with today. is that an option? either today or the 1970s. anchorman kind of guy. you know, with the butterfly collar and maroon jacket. i think i have a maroon jacket. >> greg: hospital celebratelet on your right arm? >> jesse: i told you i injured myself and i'm

wearing a hospital jacket. >> kimberly: too bad scissors weren't invented? >> jesse: i'm sorry, i forgot. >> jessica: 1960s, world war ii would be interesting. late 30, early 40s would be a great time for interest. >> greg: k.g.? >> kimberly: i can't -- >> greg: you already. >> kimberly: to be honest i was looking at his injury i was thinking that is really small. who goes to the hospital? >> jesse: it was potentially a cosmetic disaster. everybody could understand that especially you. i it could have scared. this is my livelihood. >> kimberly: he just loves him some pasta. >> jesse: it's my money maker gutted gut anyway, kimberly, what era would you like to be a newscaster? >> kimberly: probably back in the ron burgundy time. i feel like i'm there already because he does wear that coat that he has. what can i say?

>> greg: it's a good point. there isn't a lot of progress in newscasters. >> kimberly: direct. >> greg: almost interchangeable by decade. they are the same. anyway, gillian? >> gillian: i would enjoy ache newscaster in the day before television like when radio was infancy. not only did you get to host the news but you got to make really cool sound effects at your desk. and the bombs were dropping like you get to do everything yourself. >> greg: war of the world kind of stuff with h.g. no orson. i would choose the witch trials. i would shut that stuff down. i would win a pulitzer. i would stop that stuff. that's where the witch-hunt started. first witch-hunt. >> gillian: how would you stop it though? >> greg: i would use my savvy journalistic integrity. i don't know what i would do. >> jesse: you would be out of luck. >> greg: i gold to you first, kimberly because the question is from someone

named kimberly. >> kimberly: i didn't write it. >> greg: duo someone an apology and if so what are you waiting for? that's a good game show question. >> kimberly: no, i'm not sorry. >> jesse: sorry not sorry? >> kimberly: and also not sorry to jesse. >> greg: jesse, anybody you want to apologize to? >> jesse: how long do we have? >> kimberly: that's an hour long special coming up this weekend? gillian i will creed my question to jesse. he needs it. >> kimberly: do you want them to make something up? >> greg: i can do it. i would apologize to the entire world for everything i have ever done. because i have annoyed more people per capita than any other human being on the planet. i have made some lives tedious. >> what about those things you said about jesse. >> kimberly: apologize to lou dobbs. >> greg: my staff, the producers, my wife, my

family. >> kimberly: what about brian kilmeade. >> greg: i would never apologize to brian kilmeade after what he did that weekend. am i still going? this is a serious question. chris b. asks if you were one of the founding fathers who would you be and why? all right. who wants this one? >> gillian: me, me. there is only one answer. george washington? >> kimberly: everyone is going to pick that. >> greg: he had wooden teeth. >> gillian: because he got to be president. to be the first president of the united states of america? that the only answer. >> greg: i would have a problem with wood in my mouth. i'm not vein, it's just texture. >> jesse: ben franklin. he. >> greg: he would sleep in two beds. get up from one bed and go to the other bed. presumably alone. we knew he was a wild man. >> kimberly: maybe he liked cool sheets. maybe when one got warm you would pop between the two

sheets. >> greg: he inventinged electricity every night. >> kimberly: that's static electricity. you are good at that too. >> greg: jessica? >> jessica: actually have a person who i would apologize to a girl named philanthropisname plannery.she k right now. i was a bully. >> greg: i like people who admit that they bull idea. everybody claims they were ththe person who was bullied. kimberly? >> kimberly: already went to me first. >> greg: really? we already hit everybody? >> greg: i was going to say sam adams. is he a founder? >> gillian: because he got a beer? >> greg: i can't remember. i skipped a couple of grades for obvious reasons. >> kimberly: oh my god. ♪ ♪ taco bell

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major photo shoot. i said probably, no good, took a pass. thanks anyway! wow. >> kimberly: he's always closing. he's like, probably, maybe? >> jesse: who is next? greg? >> greg: it's me. >> jesse: jesse 10:00 10:00 who do i hav? the great stephen baldwin, the good baldwin brother. 10:00 saturday, going to be awesome. great show. all right. it's time for... the worst part about going to the movies are the movies. the second worst part is the cost of candy. this woman that i will introduce to you is a genius, forcing fag pregnancy to sneak food into the movie. she fills it with candy, and she

sneaks up under her sweat shirt. i don't know if this is true. i don't know this is true, but it probably is true. >> jesse: you are a newscaster. did you hear that quote? >> greg: that will be the name of my next show. "doesn't have to be true" with greg gutfeld. kimberly guilfoyle? >> kimberly: i will be filling in for my friend sean hannity. charlie kirk, we've got david webb, robert jasper, and also -- i think it's going to be adventist show. i know so. it's also time now for kimberly -- you had a miss mishap with the crown, but we will fix it. love is in the air because it might be actually time for another royal wedding on the horizon here. a lot of speculation about prince harry and megan markel.

book keeper is betting on whether another royal engagement will take place which could be an indication that the news is coming soon. a sports person for buckingham palace confused stomach refused to comment to us, saying they would not give running commentary on harry's love-life. >> greg: very interesting. jessica? >> jessica: this is my favorite story of the week. no politics to it. a young woman who lives in new jersey ran out of gas driving on the interstate going to philadelphia in october. she panicked, understandably. a man approached her car, introduced himself. said, "i'm johnny, stay here. i will go get you some gas goes well. he was his last $20, turns out he is homeless to buy gas to get on her way. she then drove away, very thimble, came back to visit the spot number of times, dropped off warm clothes, food, water, started a gofundme page. it's raised over $300 now.

>> greg: that's amazing. >> jesse: so amazing, didn't leave any time for your show. julian: i have two things >> greg: we will see you back. "special report" up next. >> islamic terrorism strikes, killing more than 200 people. president trump talks turkey. the country, not the food. plays golf with tiger woods. as black friday brings out the shoppers, we look at the battle for customers between traditional stores and e-commerce. this is "special report" ." good evening, welcome to washington. i mike emanuel. we will hear from bret baier a little later. militants attacked a crowded mosque in egypt's sinai peninsula today. the death toll is in the hundreds. it is the worst massacre ever of egyptian civilians by islamic militants. president trump calls it