if you can't watch. set your dvr. thank you for watching. see you next saturday night. i'm janine pirro advocating for truth, justice and the american way. [cheering and applause] greg: all right. according to cable news it was the worst political moment in history. >> i just want to thank you because you are very special and you were here long before any of us were here although we have a representative in congress said was here a long time ago and they call her pocahontas. greg: that is just beautiful but

that sent the chatter balls caterwauling. seems like he's promoting it with his pocahontas nonsense and it seems like he can't get off of you. is he afraid of you? >> became up and talked about white people we talk to other groups that person would be highly criticized and rightly so. that remark met with stunned silence from everyone in the room. everyone in that room knew it was a racist slur. [crowd boos] greg: trump called liz warren pocahontas in a meeting with heroic code talkers, bad timing, true, but racist? no. pressler it must be derogatory to the actual group. here was derogatory to a person. warren is masquerading as part of that group. trump calling her pocahontas

wasn't in fact saying i'm no native american and you list, are no native american. [cheering and applause] and old lloyd benson. let's say your joe scarborough and i'm sorry. [laughter] and you lamely try to play qatar and then you see him and say hey, nice tune, hendrix. that is not a slur against jimi hendrix. it's a jab at joe who was making a mockery of hendrix art. if chris cuomo said something really, really stupidly obvious and will blitzer looks at him and says no [bleep], sherlock. anyway. the experts in all things racist can see that liz warren

piggybacking on real native americans but it exposes the irrational and emotionally charged world these people live in which trump loves trolling. q the fake news trophy which he said should be given out to the network that lies about our most favorite president which is him. trump says. that little joke turned the media into molten jelly. >> president trump is stepping up his attacks on the papers. >> for him to take what amounts of assault on journalist who actually risked their lives to report the facts it's stunning. [laughter]. greg: assault. is that a real news or a real housewife marathon? when they aren't shrieking they aren't showing up. here's chuck and nancy failing to meet with trump of the taxable giving trump this awesome photo op. where the hell is chancey? maybe they had other plans? ironing conyers pants.

[applause] hiding from al franken's tongue. [laughter] locked in matt lauer's office. finally, last but not least, the other no-show cnn boycotting the white house christmas party. they said in light of the presence continued attacks on freedom of the press we do not feel it is appropriate to celebrate with him. how nice of them. it's like scrooge pocketing the call and giving away gold. thank you, cnn. it's a gift everyone wanted. of course they did some reporters which is good because you never know what happens at a christmas party. last year remember lou dobbs and i sculpture? [laughter] the emergency room still talks about it. now, being at fox news we love to poke your type on it cnn. there's a tiny tin of news and have you noticed they must be

shown in every airport where democrats complain. i wish i could do that with say yes to the dress. [laughter] but i get cnn. wyatt to the party hosted by a party who constantly insults you even if it's in the hot tub it's not worth it. [laughter] sorry, bill. two reasons why cnn should have showed up. first, he is the president so you should go. even when obama complained about see we went. [laughter] second, not going to just a failure to comprehend trump even after year of his non- trash talk at this point. if you still take it seriously you're like grant using a rotary phone. get with the times, cnn. be grateful you were even invited. i wasn't invited to the christmas party and everyone else at the five and fox news was. i would have gone even to play an elf. [cheering and applause]

greg: let's welcome tonight's glorious guest. grab your pepper spray and body armor because this guy is a riot, actor, writer, jamie. [cheering and applause] he is so bright you can see her from space. federalist staff writer bree. [applause] she's as brassy as i am kathy and that's a lot. catherine sims. finally, he can inflate the blimp in the free press. former bodyguard and my massive sidekick, tyrus. [applause] greg: what you make of it trumps overall -- how about the christmas party. start the case. >> one thing i did just realize is he said i'm your favorite

president. he picked a thing where there's only one of it. [laughter] that be like me going i'm the best comedian in alaska because that's where i live and they would say yeah, we no, you're the only one here. i'm starting to think that if anyone has gone to the christmas party are they awful and maybe no one wants to go to a christmas party and they're looking because this happen i'm boycotting my christmas party and i'm not going. ever look for an excuse not to go i think at some point it'll be trump all alone with the cake telling everyone it was packed. greg: but you know what, bree, who cares? i wasn't invited and i would have gone meanwhile, my peers are there and i don't think that's fair. >> i think you're right. also, i think the media every time donald trump says something

slightly negative about them they take it and run with it for two days. cnn hides the fact that they weren't going to show up at the christmas party for a day and a half and that is a new cycle. this is why america hates us. they hate us for good reason because we don't focus parties they make a big stink out of it. that's not what people in wisconsin do. greg: you know, cat, whenever i'm about to say something about trump you can see in his brain that he's about to jump off the cliff. you noticed that? he's like this is the time i talk about her and the native americans and then he jumps off a cliff. isn't that what comedian does and you are always thinking about jumping off a cliff like everything you say is a risk. >> but the interesting thing is he's not comedian and he is the president and now a lot of comedians think their politicians and the president is a comedian and that's live now but, you know, again the wrong

time for it and again it can be offensive because she's not actually native american and is taking resources from people who are native american so i don't know how she gets on tv. i don't understand how people booker for that? but it would make more sense if the president drank a little bit. [laughter] it would make more sense. greg: i know he's against alcohol and i know people say but this is where all the energy comes from. tyrus, i don't have a lot of energy and night. >> you don't contract you never stop talking. greg: that's about it though. i don't do much else. >> don't want to know. gregis there aquestion coming? this is why i don't go to the parties. [laughter] >> i love christmas parties. greg: you weren't invited either. >> no i wasn't but i would've gone even if everyone hated me because you sit in the corner with your cocktail glaring at everybody and play the victim

six the worst thing is people say they are invited in and say i'm not going, right? >> i never said i was invited. greg: talking about other people i know. >> oh like i was going to go but i had a thing. what thing would you have those more important than the president's party? greg: is this an interesting reversal of a polarized relationship with the media is targeting a public figure and this is when the public figure targets the media we don't to deal with it. >> ideal fit like this. [laughter] i mean, here's the thing. this week for trump has been it's been so hard because i'm excited about the tax and i think look at the tax bill through am excited about that and looks good but there's so many distractions that are not needed and i think he talked about that because that's his conscious going broke, please, and then he says it and the thing with the retweets he didn't bother to look at who is sending this stuff so he's

focused on all the wrong things and here's the thing about those stuffy out there weather was pecan's or the muslim attacks from the neo-nazi group in england the problem is it will hurt our agenda because when the travel ban comes back and i believe it comes back in three weeks they will use that to hurt our security and they'll say it's about keeping muslims out and then the judge will save all that we can't use it in that is the problem. some of the stuff is entertaining but it hurts our agenda in the long run. greg: not all of his are perfect. [laughter] no, that's what he wants. is not a perfect politician and we don't want him to be that sometimes just, you know. >> you got me thinking about the look gay. it's really funny. he literally looks like when you give your dog a part of your steak you like. [laughter] greg: that is what it is.

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either and as a rule i don't care about the royals or their buddies. megan is one of us and an american and married into, let's be honest, a monarchy of which our founding fathers fought and died to be independent so this is when this wedding i'm looking for two. i can already imagine the problem. >> are you ready to get kicked in the family jewels by the next generation of antiquated government? watch two great nations bury the hatchet from the war of 1812. 306 years later. it's the wedding royale extravaganza. live from the old red phone booth. he ties the knot american actress and inspiring chimney sweep, meghan markle. this wedding will get you more union jacked up and william wallace at falkirk. bring your tea and crumpets and one lucky viewer will win david beckham's voice. at the wedding royale

extravaganza. [cheering and applause] greg: that is how america does a royal wedding. three, you are a women and women have strong feelings about royalty. please explain your royal feelings. >> my feelings are that i'm free from them. also, i'm wondering do you think she has to renounce for us citizenship is to become a royal because that would be a dealbreaker for me. i belike can't do it, got have us passport. too risky. seeing a woman a lot of feminists were mad at meghan markle because they're upset that she is quitting her job to become a process which is funny there are a lot of things going on there. she's liberal so you would think that if i was a liberal i'd be so happy that now the newest generation of oils is going to have this liberal person who

loves hillary clinton and robe and letters to her. the logic there does make sense. greg: you know, kat, i'm thinking about her ex-husband and he must hate us. i bet he was sarcastically calling her process during the divorce. >> i hate this, greg. i'm offended because a lot of good men fought and died in the 1770s my right to not have to care about an english wedding. thank you. the attendees of the boston tea tea party are excited are mad at you for bringing this up. i don't like what interest rate i'm so alone. this morning i literally woke up next to the book of sylvia platt poetry with my kat asleep on top of it. that is too much in a good die alone a starter pack. give me a break. usa, usa. [cheering and applause] greg: i hope you have an electric oven yeah. greg: anyway, tyrus, i need your

perspective on this. is this weird that the concept of royalty seems that it's weird in the middle east but we find it adorable here. do you understand? it's weird when you see the guys in the long ropes but we love it in england. i am so culturally inept. >> man -- >> that was your question by the way. >> he could've asked me the question of the square root of 360 and i would've answered i don't care. here's my opinion. i don't care. i give, i give a rats ass about nepotism born into some money guy does as far as getting married in england. i just don't care. too much going on around me to

care about -- i mean, their family line is like yeah, i just don't care. greg: i get it. you don't care. >> one person text to me like pro, guess what, the prince. i know, donna, i know. greg: is the super bowl for some people. i would call the other gender but jamie, i think you're excited about it as a male in the ring and -- >> right, i've been married a long time and it's been 14 years as of this past and it gotta be honest i don't remember the last time we roasted chicken. [laughter] we have similarities me in the prince. the ring he got, if you saw, it's beautiful and really big and those are dissimilar to ours but were similar is because he got the diamond from a place that he spent a lot of time in his travels in botswana and could you at out where i set it

wrong and look stupid. [laughter] he got it from botswana a place that he spent a lot of time in his childhood and i did the same thing with my wife. for real, no doubt, i bought her and diamond from a place i spent my childhood called upon shop. [laughter] and they also remember how they use to tell you used to month salary and i just picked two months i was not working. [laughter] smaller ring but i'm excited for them. they look happy. greg: i keep going back -- you got to hate it when in x improves on you. [laughter] you know what i mean? in an odd way because it seems like she's marrying a prince and he's like got to be jealous of her and it's a weird thing. it's like i could've married a prince. >> let's not be quick. sometimes when they leave you are so excited and you're just thinking yourself you poor

[bleep]. enjoy, bro. i give it six months. sometimes divorce, dudes belike by. by. greg: the other part is that she's leaving part of her dogs behind because he's too sick to travel but -- you're in the air and you're not swimming across the atlantic like take him on a private jet. >> what leaves a dog, by, gotta go, getting married. greg: one day my prince will come. >> the dog will be waiting for her. greg: mike pence comes you're going to the littlewoods in the sky. up next, the story about the curious secret. victoria's secret. your heart.♪ ♪ you'll see it's getting late, oh please don't hesitate...♪

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>> i'm marianne rafferty. at least 13 people were killed and dozens injured in twin suicide bombings in northeastern nigeria. a female suicide bomber pretending to wait for food heading out detonated explosives in a crowded market. a second female bomber killed

herself and wounded several others in a separate incident. this comes less than two weeks after 50 people were killed in a suicide bombing at a mosque. so far no one is claiming responsibility for saturday's attack but authorities suspect the terror group. the final death toll in the truck bombing in somalia is 512. that is according to committee investigating the bombing and initially it was believed that 350 people died in the october 14 attack. more than 300 others were wounded in 62 are still missing. somalia's government blames out to bob for the worst attack in that country. i'm marianne rafferty, now back to greg. greg: there is foul play among adult lingerie. leftist declaring martial law on the lacy bra. social justice for his accusers week of the cultural appropriation primarily a segment called nomadic adventure which featured costumes inspired by tribal and native american dress. once at wagner road -- did i say that right? i'm never said that word before. anyway. i didn't watch the show because

i was working out and it was quiet night. [laughter] but it's an important story. it's the exact opposite of something happening at brown university. get this according to the college the school is changing its grad school application to allow students to self identify as persons of colors so to sum this up in a social justice for years world a white girl can't for the headdress of a certain culture but she can totally identify as them. it makes perfect sense. isn't that right, captain verbal? i would identify as the captain any day. tyrus. >> no. pick someone else. greg: you can't do this. this is not to segments in a row. >> you're not talking about anything fun.

greg: this is not supposed to be let's make tyrus happy day. >> it never has been, greg. question for you. what workout do you do to emphasize quads. i would love to know that. [laughter] greg: leg lifts. swats. i don't use weights. i use body resistance my trainer. >> okay. i asked. greg: trainer is a guy i met in the park. have an answer or not coming to you for the rest of the show. >> promise? greg: yes. >> these days you can be whatever he wants the brown college thing, here's the thing. if you want to be whatever you want in your safe space at college, go for it but eventually ought to be the real world and when i was in college we had friends and me and the brothers hung out never once while you have a few white guys to play ball with become buddies with us everything was cool maybe part of the group and

every thing was great and then one night they would have too much fun and they would say and they would be reminded that workload were not that cool so i think they're sending a bad message and as far as the curious secret goes let's be real. that's not about us anyway so we don't care about lingerie. i don't care about laundry. i'll take sweats any day. look,. [laughter] look at him. he won't admit it but go to the camera on him. he's like this. >> i did do that until the camera got here. greg: jamie, thoughts? >> i feel like the victoria's secret thing and is in it so surprising that people who put on the thing with women walk out in their underwear didn't think this through completely. [laughter] isn't that big of a deal? one strike a month that said it's not hot and it's wrong and i said come on, it's hot. [laughter] it might be wrong but don't lie to people and then some of those pictures were hard to look away

from. i don't know if you noticed but a couple of the girls had huge, gigantic, fake wings. [laughter] to people used to fly? greg: is amazing. there are angels. that's like hot angel land. i guess. three, is cultural appropriation everywhere to check everything we do is taking from some other culture. >> yes because we live in a western civilization and that's the point of western civilization is that we have a long history of appropriating things. in ways that are nice and sometimes in ways that are not nice but the logic that you pointed out in some circles it's okay to self identify as a certain race but if you dress up like one it's not okay so it hurts my head wearing a tight indian weather band and i do think that the goalposts are forever changing and i think that's intentional. these are the people that gave us the sexual revolution six and it never ends kat -- spirit yes,

greg. greg: this will you will identify perhaps as a specific, historical figure who is dead and what if you decided that you woke up and you wanted to be benjamin franklin. >> i do. greg: i thought the so. >> from now on you to call me benjamin intrigue me with that respect. we talk about the cultural appropriation of the victoria secrets up and i want to quit my job, put my life and spent time going around reminding all these people that we are actually all going to die someday and nobody will be on their deathbed going i wish i had spent more time attacking culturally insensitive underwear and i feel so bad dying i've done it but it so hard to live in a world where underwear is not always we

politically correct. this is took time out of someone's life to write about this and -- six good point. one day i will wake up and i believe i'm oprah. and then i'll say where is a stedman? >> right here, bro. i'll be stedman. [laughter] have you ever seen them together? greg: i think it's beautiful. i'm touched by that. coming up, where in the world is matt lauer probably hiding under a 30 rock. [cheering and applause] at buckingham palace? surprising. what's not surprising? how much money nathan saved by switching to geico. fifteen minutes could save you fifteen percent or more.

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greg: here today, gone tomorrow. matt lauer, now out of power. allegedly for highly questionable sexual appropriate behavior and that's what happened these days unless you're in congress. congress, by the way, just voted this week to start mandatory sexual harassment training. welcome to the 21st century,

congress. in the meantime the detroit attorney is running for michigan attorney general on this platform. >> we need more women in positions of power, not less. when you are choosing michigan's next attorney general ask yourself this -- who can you trust most not to show you there in a professional setting? [laughter] greg: it has come to that. and all of this is having an effect on office christmas parties. box media is ditching its open bar to help curb unprofessional behavior which seems absurd. rt needs don't grow people. people grope people. that's a strong powerful message, kat. [applause] what you make of this whole thing? do you want to talk about the

death of the open bar? >> the interesting thing about this no alcohol party which i can't believe i just said interesting and no alcohol party in the same phrase but all the news doesn't really have anything to do with alcohol. matt lauer, totally sober when he apparently asked for that rape button under his desk and everyone else who helped him install it as if it was normal was apparently totally sober, too. these people were at work and it's not alcohol but that he's a bad dude and a predator. yeah, bad dude, predator. [applause] we need to take men out of positions of power if they are abusing their power to pray on the week. don't take our booze -- that is not what we need to take away. greg: a trend occurs and soils the word and the movie predator is so good and now you can't -- i don't thank you can watch predator anymore. >> have you ever heard this movie preview rapist? you can't say that anymore. greg: let me ask you about this

open bar thing is as an unnecessary consequence of fear and panic or legit? >> it is weird, man. i've never been to a wedding that did not have an open bar. because i don't go. [laughter] i think it's a good message. it's a message saying no one will get blasted at this party and doing something they regret unless they bring cash. [laughter] greg: that's a barrier to entry. >> right? don't you just buy drinks. greg:what ido like is i have dry past and i have a great story drinking career but i do like that it takes away the amateur drunks that cause problems. i feel like the professional drunk will drink anyway and will drink beforehand and the christmas party is wary of people that don't normally drink drinking in the open bar and it's a opportunity for bad things to happen. greg: they call the amateur hour. three, what you make of the

story? >> if you told me a year ago that sexual morality would be cool again i would not believe you. but that is what is happening now. the whole thing is really funny because they're the same people that made fun of mike pence for being like, i don't get trashed with other girls who aren't my wife and they're like well, how backward and all the christmas party is the same. being sober so that's interesting twist. greg: the pants thing was i never alone with -- >> genius. [laughter] greg: do you agree with that? >> i have to. here's the thing about the open bar and congress getting sexual harassment training. i'm assuming that when you get into political office he had another job and had education and life experience and you really need training on what is right to do and what is not

right to do with human being? [applause] and put it all together bringing up things like the open bar and things like training it's because we can't have that conversation yet. we cannot have a real conversation about sexual harassment and until were able to have a real conversation when we say things that maybe you don't want to hear but it's the truth and until we can have that conversation will continue to do things like this. greg: we can't have a conversation because the uncomfortable questions about it can get you into trouble. >> you can lose your career of asking an honest question so you just don't and until we have that conversation it's a conversation you're having when you're not in front of camera when you're sitting at home or cop shop and we can have a conversation on this platform then will see change. greg: good point. [applause] i'm just wondering were all of these men are going when they is

there a retirement community for older men that are wondering and they're all in their late 60s and 70s and matt lauer is 86. >> i would imagine it's watching a lot of law and order and sitting around and going you know. greg: they have robots. is everyone's robes" mark don't people want the glitter and what will they come for next. hopefully not elmer's glue. it's delicious. why? because plans change, so can your health needs. so, be open-minded. look at everything-like prescription drug plans... and medicare advantage plans from private insurers. use the tools at medicare.gov. or call 1-800-medicare. open to something better? start today. ♪ a heart attack doesn't or how healthy you look.

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greg: they are bitter over glitter. environmental scientists are calling for worldwide ban on glitter because it's a pollution risk. the problem goes like this glitter is micro plastic too small to be filtered out by water treatment plants would eventually ends up in our ocean which eaten by unsuspecting fish who really should be grateful. the point is we eat those fish in the fish that eat that glitter but here is my problem. without glitter my kat wouldn't look so awesome. [laughter] greg: he's very classy. jamie, this is the war on fun.

>> i am very excited about this news. i have children and i have a daughter and i have a house full of glitter. i can't wait to tell her what she's doing is ruining the earth. [laughter] i hope that next they discover the same thing for plato, slime, legos would be awesome. i'd like to get rid of all the stuff that's ruining my house and that would be a great way to tell them not to play with it. however, the only thing i don't like about the story is i glitter can be useful in some circumstances like for safety as a reflector for strippers walking home in the dark. [laughter] greg: you know, tyrus. >> oh, of course, go to tyrus. greg: wait till i get to look? you'll be angry. you know glitter salt scribe

because it's an excellent forensic evidence tool because there are thousands of different commercials styled glitter so when they find glitter on a crime scene or murder scene they can trace it back to the person because there are so many specific types of glitter so if you ban glitter you're actually going to allow murderers to run free, tyrus. >> oh my god. so excited. i thought it would to stop ruining marriages. guys coming home from the strip club with glitter and now it's gone so now you can say you were at the golf club. i don't know where the glitter came from. glitter, confetti, all the stuff mixed together. greg: party kazoos, spengler's poor rick taylor. >> throwing his glitter up in the air including people. everything is bad for the earth. greg: everything. >> everything is bad for your. greg: you know what is really bad for the earth? earth. what has earth done for us lately with the volcanoes and let's just blow up. the earth is irresponsible about the earth.

[laughter] kat, did you know glitter is 30000 years old. they had micro flakes in cave paintings. 6000 years ago egyptians produced cosmetics using beetle shells. >> very beautiful, greg. i also think that the world did end because of glitter that would be awesome. greg: that would be. >> what better way to -- you have a midyear and that is so lame but the best way for earth is to have too much glitter. greg: it's the way to go, bree. i don't want to live in a world without glitter. >> yeah, that's great point. our lip glosses are -- [inaudible conversations] greg: i have glitter on the right now and i won't say where. it was an accident. it fell on it. [laughter] >> environmentalist have their weight we be living in your eating our own, you know, excrement which goes into the

ocean also. those are things that they'll be upset about i'm more upset about that than i am about the glitter. just saying. greg: i wouldn't mind living in a year to. >> i wish i knew what it was. greg: its precious way of saying tents. can you imagine the horror movies. greg: there was a war movie. [inaudible conversations] greg: to remember there was a movie called glitter. mariah carey. >> no, i don't remember. old lady forgot her lines of the new yours either party. i remember her. greg: i have a lot of glitter facts. >> i can't wait to watch law and order glitter. [laughter] where they just trace different litters. greg: do you know there are over hundred thousand different types of glitter? >> i knew that but i don't think everyone knew that.

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i'm the perfect shape. i'm the perfect color. my scent- like making love to a lumberjack. but halfway home, my twine gets loose. and your cut-rate insurance might not pay for this. so get allstate. where you can save money and be better protected from mayhem like me. mayhem is everywhere. so get an allstate agent. are you in good hands? greg: kat has something to sha share. >> thanks, greg. i wanted to talk about my story this week which is james o'keefe and project veritas. were going after left leaning groups this week to try to plant a broad story about roy moore in "the washington post" and it failed spectacularly because the post and it got me thinking hidden cameras are sometimes the best way to get the truth. i conducted my own little sting operation with your staff to see

how they felt about you but i'm calling it project training. >> i'm in the green room before the show and it's where all the staff things out and they don't know that i'm hiding this camera but i'm going to. >> hello, kat, almost a time. >> to have a minute? >> totally. >> has greg ever behaved inappropriately at work? >> if you consider helping mentors average -- >> what's the best thing he's ever done for you. >> he gave me his kidney. i was a goner pressure and he was like here, take mine. greg always says i might be oh negative but it's okay to be be positive. [laughter] >> what the thing

[cheering and applause] greg: i thank you have a suit.

all right. thank you. thank you to tyrus and our studio audience. i love you america [♪] jesse: welcome to "watters world." dereliction of duty. a five-time demorted criminal illegal alien shot an american with a stolen gun in the city of san francisco. confessed and a jury found him not guilty of murder. jose zarate is a mexican national and had been convicted of five felonies in the united states. he had been deported five times