>> neil: you are the best. thank you very much. chet burger. we have a details for that in half an hour kema the fall of -- the cost of freedom. we will see you again. >> hello, everybody. i'm jesse watters along with kimberly guilfoyle, juan williams, dana perino, and greg gutfeld. it's 5:00 in new york city and this is "the five." president trump has had some strong words lately for the fbi suggesting it's in tatters. he renewed some of his stinging criticism today ahead of his speech in the bureau's national training center. >> it's a shame what happened with the fbi, but we are going to be billed the fbi. it will be bigger and better than ever. it's really sad when you look at those documents and how they've done that is really, really disgraceful. you have a lot of very angry people that are seeing it.

it's a very sad thing to watch i will tell you that. when you look at what's gone on with the fbi and the justice department, people are very, very angry. >> jesse: the president referring to allegations that two agents were anti-trump. also, elevations that the fbi watered down its findings in its investigation of hillary clinton. here's more from the president on that and the ongoing russia probe. >> they are spending millions and millions of dollars! there is absolutely no collusion! i didn't make a phone call to russia! i didn't have anything to do with russia! that is a democrat hoax. it should've never been this way where they spend all these millions of dollars! even the democrats admit there is no collusion! they've found tremendous things on the other side! when you look at the hillary clinton investigation, it was -- you know, i've been saying it for a long time.

that was a rig system, folks! it was rigged! there is never been anything like this in this country that we've ever been found before! it's very, very sad. >> jesse: greg, president really fired up here. channeling the anger how people feels about the fbi's mistreatment of himself and the good treatment of hillary. >> greg: when you listen to him, you realize he has not changed. this is the same person -- he doesn't talk like a president. he does hands, everything. i was watching the media spin as if slamming the top of the fbi and praising officers is incompatible, that it's not possible to have terrible different opinions about an entity that you can be upset about the alleged bias in a bureaucracy and wonder what's going on and still support the forces that are graduating and all those people working hard. you can love the players but disagreeing with the coach free to use kimberly's frame, i love

england but i hate the royal people. >> jesse: kimberly, he also mentioned, i don't think we use this in the sound bite. when the democrats come out of these hearings and meetings in the house in the senate about the russian investigation, even his worst enemies, he said, the democrats, can't point to any collusion. i haven't heard any yet. >> kimberly: that's the thing. he has great points to make, honestly, on the side on the fact they were really so persistent, you know? they persisted to try to demonize him, to say there was collusion, that this was in an election that was not totally influenced by the russians, direct influence on his part of the campaign. but none of that materialize. when you're actually finding out what happened, you see they try raised as hard as they could to influence the investigation with specific, intended purpose to undermine his candidacy and ultimately his presidency, it was the higher duty calling. didn't come up with anything for that. they in fact went out of their

way to sweep under the rug and edit, edit, edit, delete, anything related to hillary clinton. it doesn't get any more straightforward than that. >> jesse: it does. i was happy to catch the end and after how they treated us and they seized on the fact that he was disparagingly fbi's mind-set and he had a conversation with putin because putin congratulated him on the stock market rise. you can pick out different pieces of what the president said and spend it. >> dana: yes. if you think about it, the first six months as its investigation, democrats every day couldn't find a nugget that could absently help them make their case and prove their point. and republicans are sort of, i don't know, we'll have to wait and see. now it's the way other way around it all the bit of information seems to confirm what the republicans think. for me, i'm waiting until all the facts are out and let the mueller report be what it is, whatever it is. i do think it was interesting that one of the things, a week or two ago, we were talking

about these possible subpoenas, financial records requested by deutsche bank, more informants n comes out that they have to do with financial records dealing with michael flynn. we know that from the plea agreement that there was a lot more there that mueller could've indicted him on but they decided not to because he is a cooperating witness. >> jesse: interesting. i guess we'll wait and see how that develops. juan, i want to go to greg's point. the president eventually eventt over to the fbi headquarters and said some things for the people who work there. >> it's an honor to stand here today with the incredible men and women of law enforcement. i want you to know that with me as your president, america's police will have a true friend and loyal champion in the white house, so many people in the fbi, these are great, great people.

these are really heroes for all of us. and you are great people doing an incredible job. i hope your families know that. i'd say 90% -- probably 90% agree, right? the other 10%, that's not working out so well. [laughter] >> jesse: should we give it to him? one: give what to him >> juan: everyone goes after colin kaepernick. what donald trump did today did more damage to law enforcement in this country and the integrity and respect we have for law enforcement than anything! >> kimberly: how? >> juan: are you kidding like to make a couple of days ago, he said "fbi, worst in history, in tatters," after he says "we are going to fix it." wait, you just asked me! what did he say, what did he do quite like this is disrespect for law enforcement, no evidence that anybody has behaved in an

untoward manner -- >> jesse: yes, he has. >> juan: i was noticing the propaganda coming out of the white house and you repeating it. that's what it was. >> jesse: there is no -- >> juan: he didn't say that. >> jesse: yes, he did! >> kimberly: no, he didn't say that. come on, jesse. >> juan: doesn't matter what might opinions, doesn't speak te integrity of an investigation for that's what's happening here, president trump is trying to undermine the american people's faith in the ability of the fbi to do its job, undermine trust in the doj. >> jesse: do you see what's happening? >> greg: the collusion is an illusion, they are shifting it to the idea of it undermining the investigation. >> juan: no, no, no. >> greg: that's what the media is doing today. "how can he say this about the fbi" -- he can say that and still support the guys there.

>> juan: hold on a second. wasn't peter strachan a -- he's highly regarded, given senior responsibility. >> greg: not anymore. >> juan: you have president trump sing because peter struck doesn't like me and communicating with his friend that he doesn't like me, this means this whole investigation -- >> greg: did from fire him? >> juan: no. >> greg: who did? >> jesse: it wasn't bad mouthing him, protecting the president and taking an insurance policy in case he -- >> kimberly: jesse -- >> juan: today, goes out and there in front of the white house and says, he didn't make a call to russia. there is no collusion. he doesn't talk about what's going on with michael flynn. doesn't talk about what's going on with carter page. doesn't talk about paul manafort. and yet, but we read in the news today, is that his son-in-law foster his legal team is now contacting crisis managers in anticipation that there is more bad news to come shortly.

>> greg: you anticipate it. i think the problem is liberals have a real problem admitting the fact they screwed up badly with the hillary nomination and you've got to let that go. we get it. you hoisted hillary on america and it didn't work. you have to accept that he won. that's all this is. a refusal to accept an election. >> jesse: aren't you allowed to criticize the investigation for the '90s, the white house, bill clinton criticized special counsel starr when he did an investigation like mike that's politics. >> kimberly: that's politics. >> dana: i don't suggest we get anybody private text messages, but we did know based on reporting back in the summer of 2016 that many fbi agents were mad at james comey. remember, we kept hearing that. we had sources telling them that, possible there were agents texting each other, how ridiculous it was that hillary clinton was not going to have to go to jail for what she

did. if that was the case, would we all agree that the fbi was corrupt and in tatters? i think it was inappropriate for anyone to do it, especially on a government phone. keep your personal opinions to yourself if you are a civil servant. >> jesse: that's great advice. >> greg: what ever happened to love notes? >> kimberly: i'm giving you none today. so silencio. i listen to the president, we all heard what he had the savior i think he has the utmost respect for the men and women who serve in the fbi, as do i. great personal sacrifice for not much pay, gives the best and brightest, but believe me. the people who work there were not happy with what happened. they don't like that. they aren't happy that this guy went in and abused his office and didn't take it seriously and was exchanging this information on government phone and trying to undermine is the job that

they wake up every morning and go to bed every night trying to do a good job. the president was praising them. a couple of bad apples, that doesn't ruin the institution. a very different message from the president. >> dana: this broke before, anja mccabe, the decorator, techie be -- of putting strzok in this position in the first place but he's do to testify in front of congress on tuesday. i believe it was trey gowdy, the representative of south carolina, who said he would be very surprised if mccabe is still in employee of the fbi. >> jesse: this is just breaking. lisa bloom, the liberal attorney who represented women accusing men and high placement of sexual harassment, lisa bloom talk to line up a date for women accusing trump of sexual misconduct during the last final months of the campaign. she worked with the tabloids,

was getting a ridiculous cut where she could sell these stories to the tabloids. does this undermine the great ability in some of these field accusers, we've heard a lot about that recently. >> dana: lisa bloom tries to explain all of this as to why she was helping the women because they might have to get security, they might lose their job, be in bad financial positions. if you have a problem that you want to bring to either your boss or to the media, i would not use lisa bloom as representation. i think that she is past her sell by date. >> juan: it's not what you say. it's therefore evidence that somehow these women are not to be believed or they were out there making up stories. >> jesse: i didn't say it. >> juan: you asked the question. what it is his people oftentimes will try to monetize these kinds of scandals. even our president had a relationship with "the "national enquirer"."

>> jesse: people shop for paydays. >> greg: i have a payday right here. i've had it in my pocket since yesterday. >> kimberly: it's melted and sweaty? >> greg: i purchased this candy bar and leaving it in my pocket, i bet it's delicious. i might add, this is another example of transparency. the thing you learn under a trump presidency, you see the cronyism and the corruption, this legal dirty trickery we've never seen before. if we've learned anything from 2016 and 2017, nothing is what it seems. if you just wait a couple of weeks, you are going to find out -- you are looking at a lot of interesting scandals. you just wait. it turns out it's something else completely. and you realized -- she was against trump, but for weinstei weinstein. >> kimberly: talk about a payroll... >> dana: she had to disavow. >> kimberly: it's getting a little messy. >> dana: she was actively

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♪ >> kimberly: it's the end of the internet as we know it. all kinds of massive fits by the left to repeal obama era net neutrality regulations. late-night hosts have some strong opinions about it. >> it's a sad day for us webeteers. >> thanks to this jackal you appointed to run the fcc, big corporations are about to take full control of the internet. >> there is no evidence that this is going to break the internet. if you are watching the show online right now, i want to

remind you that -- >> oldest joke. >> kimberly: actors like chris evans are also up in arms, tweeting "everybody should care about this. this doesn't benefit you unless you are a mega facebook corporation. nobody is asking for it" to mean here is one from chance the rapper. "i predict that -- for obstruction of justice for millions of faith comments posted on the fcc website. the fcc has said that hysteria is disproportionate to the fact. dana, what do you make of this? people are upset. what is net neutrality? >> dana: so on "the daily briefing show" a few days ago, this was coming to a head, maybe we should do the story. my producer was open what you lost me at net." i understand the left really think about this, they care about it so much.

they do a ton of fund-raising off of it. all the social media on the left, it's in lockstep saying it's the end of the internet. the truth is that competition works in all different ways including with energy or something you will consider a public utility. part of that is you want to have competition to improve services and also to have a fair marketplace for whatever is going to be. it actually could add back tonic end being good for consumers. that's where the eyeballs are going to be, on the phone. >> kimberly: why is the left losing a? >> greg: it's a good sign. any time they become apoplectic and apocalyptic, that means it's a good think that you do not want government setting prices. how could you rely on celebrities to understand or comprehend technology when they do not understand taxation and they do not understand terror.

these are cloistered chuckle buckets who have no insight into the real world. do not listen to them. again, if they pretend to know what they are talking about, they are lying. let me say -- i can't even read one article and that neutrality. i have to find a talking point. i know people at home are wondering, "i wonder if there is a rerun of sbu right now." it's not as bad -- it's never as bad, it's going to be good, what dana said. if you are into deregulation as a principal, this kind of makes sense. it's basically getting government out of the way so you can get it done. they are mad because it will be harder for them to get high-speed free pornography. >> kimberly: thanks for that fine point! , greg. okay. so -- >> juan: so hysterical. >> greg: first of all, calm down. >> juan: whenever i'm in greg's presence, my heart. sometimes -- you know, i even

break out in my neck sometimes. grade: high-speed love for me. >> kimberly: greg has some ointment for that. here's the thing. why are they so upset over it. do they understand what's happening let's make it's really about the regulation, but in some way they think that some things being taken away from them. >> juan: something tangible is being taken away from them. the way we get information now is moving from television to the internet. and what you get here is a situation where people who are accustomed to customer service and you say, oh, you can't watch that because you do not own that bundle right now on your table qb system. oh, fox news is not in that bundle, but you can pay more and you will get fox news through people will say, what are you talking about? i just want cable news. they say, oh, well. imagine you apply that economic model to what comes in terms of your computer and you want to watch something. oh, you can't watch it because you have to pay more. you say, gee, why is that?

verizon, comcast, all of those, no big changes. it's going to take a long while anyway. you must remember that facebook, twitter, all these people who contrary what you heard here today, know a lot about the internet, say this is a bad dea deal. >> greg: they've been wrong on a lot of things. >> kimberly: they have. >> neil: less access to information. >> greg: juan, was this the end of the world before it was changed by obama? >> juan: what you have though is public utilities for public utilities are regulated. when we turn on the lights in our studios, someone has to say about the cost, the consistency of service, the lights. what ajit pai is saying here, "i just believe in the free market! lay it!" >> jesse: this is obamacare for the internet. >> kimberly: that crashed. >> jesse: they left's argument is, you get rid of obamacare,

people die. you -- withdraw from climate, the world dies! so it's basically saying republicans just want to do things and kill people for mone money! of course, they do it for money, it's because they are bigots. build the wall, hate mexicans, travel ban, hate muslims. democrats impugn the motives of republicans, heaven forbid they just want free market principles because that's what they believe in, philosophically. but no. they are evil. and they are greedy. that's why you cannot have a compensation for it we think you guys are wrong and naive. you think we are evil and greedy. >> juan: i don't know who "you guys" are for the people who know about this like sheryl sandberg, sheryl sandberg says you are uninformed. >> greg: i think she's evil. >> juan: greg, go out playing identity grievance policy. >> kimberly: i don't know why you had to kill all the reindeer before christmas. that was unwarranted.

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♪ >> juan: welcome back. congress working on tax cuts for americans, but we need to do more to get the economy humming again, according to the house speaker paul ryan. he means that very personally. his solution: have more babies. >> kimberly: yes! >> this will be the economic challenge for america. people. baby boomers are retiring. i did my part, but we need to have higher birth rates in this country, meaning that baby boomers are retiring and we have fewer people following them into the workforce. we have, something, like a 90% increase in the retirement publishing of america but only a 19% increase in the working

population in america. what do we have to do? be smarter, more efficient, more technology, still going to get more people. >> juan: what do you think i'm a kimberly. i heard you shouting with the light. >> kimberly: yes! i think it's a nice idea, isn't it? >> juan: having babies? i love babies. >> kimberly: i know. if you have a lot of nice babies in your family. i don't know why they have to criticize him. i don't get it when he's just saying, you know, let's continue to populate and have children, produced so we could have people, meaningful positions. i don't think that's a bad thing. >> juan: i didn't know he was being criticized, but i guess people are saying what an unusual solution to our retirement problem as baby boomers age. >> jesse: it's a little wonky. i don't know if he sold it. it's true. you don't need to have -- in order to have an industrialized nation that can support baby boomers. >> juan: as they retire. >> jesse: it's not your patriotic duty to have babies print some people can't have babies. that's fine.

>> kimberly: some people think it is. >> jesse: they need to be able to spend money through taxes and supporting all these people that are heading retirement age but heaven forbid you cut spending. heaven forbid you reform the entitlement program or may be due testing or raise the debt limit. there is a lot of things you can do. trump doesn't want to touch that. doesn't want to touch that. those old people to vote for him and reelection. >> kimberly: jesse... >> juan: in other words, you're taking on trump for this one. >> jesse: reform entitlements bear and i'm down, but i don't think he's going to do it. >> juan: one of the obvious solutions would be immigration. >> dana: that's probably there was criticism would be for an democrats saying, yeah? why not you allow some conference of immigration reform so people can have temporary visas, may become in here and work. but i also think what paul ryan is saying if you look at other countries, especially spain is one of them in particular, may be portugal, and also in japan,

they are trying to figure out a way to pay families. "please, we will give you more money if you have more babies." i think that's the idea here. >> jesse: is that what they are doing? well, pay me to -- >> dana: then to actually pay the babies. >> jesse: interesting concept. >> dana: when marco rubio said he was going to be a "yes" on tax reform, it's because they agreed to increase the amount for working families if you have children, to be able to put a survey in the refundable tax credit. there is criticism of that from a pure economic standpoint, but if you are pro-family, pro-blue-collar worker, you should see more of that. that's why i think he said he is a "yes." >> juan: greg, what struck me is that we have a record low fertility in 2016 and the u.s. birth rate declined in 2015 and 2016. we honestly don't know about '17. i thought i would ask the

professor, why is this, professor? >> greg: i'm glad you asked that. women are waiting too long for children. >> juan: why are they waiting? >> greg: maybe they are getting to careers. there are more options for career and there are more options for pleasure. we are a society that is less tethered -- what are you doing -- to the engine, less tethered to the engine of natural selection. having kids is a brutal proposition. you need two incentives to guarantee people have kids. procreation has to be pleasurable. if procreation were not pleasurable, there would be no children. plus babies have to be adorable because they cannot take care of themselves. you have two things that matter. you have to have procreation and the babies have to be cute. the problem is, once you see the evolutionary tricks that are involved, you circumvent them. people understand it doesn't really matter. you do not have to have for procreation. you have porn, you have hobbies,

you have cats. that's why people have fewer babies. people do not see the evolutionary need for it. >> juan: we don't have time. but love is a great thing. grade: we aren't even sure it's real, juan. you might not even be here. >> juan: that's possible. >> kimberly: wake me up from this nightmare. >> juan: i'm like max headroom or something here there is -- so, is this political correctness at its very worst? next. ♪ ♪ ♪

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to replace socks. we are dipping our feet like this. >> why it? >> we cannot find feeds shape to our feet. we are sick of it. >> if you live in the united kingdom, starting next year, regulators are banning all advertisements that contain any kind of gender stereotypes like that dad being bad at child care or a mom in a traditional roll cooking and cleaning. is this a pc gone way too far once again? greg, i turn to you. >> greg: i'm going to continue my conversation from the last conversation. roles exist because they are true, it was true 2,000 years ago for the purpose of species survive all, men were biologically designed to take risks and women were to nurture and care, not necessary as much anymore because we are not in the survival of the fittest -- >> kimberly: you are doing this all natural selection -- >> greg: i'm saying that

natural selection is the engine behind this. you do not blame animals for the instincts that still exist. i love doing laundry. it's very repetitive activity, my wife hates it when i do it because i'm terrible at it prove women might be more patient and deliberate about certain activities been man may be more rash in the decision making, so it makes them terrible at doing certain things that women might be better at. is that sexist? no, it's a left over. it's a leftover from biological instincts from 20,000 years ago. >> kimberly: we were talking about the free market. letting the free market decide -- >> dana: is that all? >> jesse: fine point of the building commentary. kimberly tell and said >> dana: what if that makes it impossible for you to sell your product? >> jesse: that's why it's in great britain and not the land of the free and home of the brain. every time we watch a commercial, it's like a hot girl with a beer or a hot girl with a --

>> greg: a guy with two pillows. >> jesse: the only time a guy comes in the picture, you buy the product to be the guy to get the girl. or for comedy reasons, the guy who gets hit below the belt or drives his car into a lake, you want to sell a lifestyle. but if the lifestyle doesn't reflect reality -- >> kimberly: nobody is going to buy it! greg: you will not buy gold from the beta male. the >> kimberly: come over and find out. >> dana: do you think people will say, i can't believe that people used to think there is a difference between boys and girls? is not going to happen? >> kimberly: you are going to say it's indiscernible? >> dana: "i can't believe there was ever" -- >> kimberly: that's bumming me out. i would --

>> greg: gender, big difference. >> kimberly: i don't know why they are doing this in britain. >> dana: they are driving me crazy. >> juan: i was taken back by some of the things he would say. especially this whole idea -- we are animals, so there's a lot of gender specific instincts. but i do also think when we have gender roles confirmed or reaffirmed by our media and by stereotypes -- if you think, gee, a woman can't be president or a woman can be a general because you say, well, that's a soldier. what happens when you do have women who want to fight as soldiers and are good at it quick to make do we say no? >> kimberly: that doesn't have anything to do with regulations on how you can sell your product. >> juan: if it's offensive, "if we don't think women should be the white house press secretary, that's a job for a man." >> dana: obviously not. facebook friday when "the five" returns.

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up. he's ready for campbell's man handlers. >> greg: let's begin. this is a question from two people. two people send this question in because it took them an hour to write this, they took turns on words. "how do you guys smile and laugh" -- robin and larry, by the way. "how do you guys smile and laugh after a political disagreement?" >> kimberly: politics are not that important. we are all friends. we enjoy having a big discussion. then it's over. it's one of the most interesting things to have been here for our seventh year. and so we do that, then we move onto the next subject. >> greg: jesse, have there been periods where it's hard? >> jesse: we smile and laugh because we get paid! if this was not a bar, i would leave and go to the other end of the bar! >> kimberly: i wouldn't do this for free!

jesse >> jesse: juan is a good guy... >> kimberly: i'm on the other side of the bar! >> greg: let's talk about another show, you are on "outnumbered." >> juan: big time. >> jesse: how do you do this? >> juan: these are smart people for the most part and i hear things sometimes are ridiculous and i hear propaganda, which has been bugging me lately. [laughter] >> greg: just kidding! i love you, guys. >> kimberly: jesse's never opening again. >> juan: the no i think it's an interesting discussion. i like that. >> greg: we say there is no other place this happens, for real. >> kimberly: i agree. that's why they have juan next to me. it's a little bit of sugar, a little bit of spice, a little bit of naughty or nice.

>> greg: a little vodka. kimberly, not on the set. >> greg: speak for yourself. >> kimberly: i love talking about politics. it's interesting. we all take a long fascinating. then we can laugh, joe, we have inside jokes. especially with greg, really makes me laugh. >> greg: the reason you get paid is to care about something that you don't care about. >> dana: like net neutrality? [laughs] >> greg: i don't have a side! i don't care either way. i'm so glad the roy moore thing is over. i'm like, get this thing away from me. no more moore. this question from michael b. this is an interesting question. kimberly, from michael b, you are on death row -- which we know will happen. what is your request for your last meal? >> kimberly: obviously, i will never be on death row. i would say...

>> juan: wow. >> kimberly: i would have to say it would have to be something involving salami, like, pepperoni pizza. >> greg: that would be good. kimberly something like that. maybe some mcdonald's, the chicken nuggets, i definitely love pigs in the blanket. what else, do you think? >> jesse: i've got one. all-you-can-eat buffet because you can keep eating and never stop and you never get fried. >> greg: there you go. >> juan: and you think jesse watters is a dummy... what do you got? grade: what do you >> dana: she takes dough, rolls it out, takes hamburger meat, cabbage, rolls it into a pocket, and you bake it. doesn't it make your mouth wate water? >> juan: i guess i would have crabs and beer.

emily: you could have ice cream. >> juan: what we are talking about, if you are going, you want comfort food. >> dana: what about you? read: because i'm lactose intolerant, i would have a gallon of creamy chocolate milk to leave a mess. >> jesse: it's always about your stomach. everything... >> greg: if you are going to go! i've been intolerant the last four years and i don't know why. >> juan: i didn't know you were black. >> kimberly: wait, what? >> greg: i don't understand... donald r says, what phrase would everyone choose to ban? that's a good one. what, juan? >> juan: no, you! >> kimberly: guess what!

>> greg: ever since you were on this network, its guess what! why are people -- >> jesse: why are people on juan? speeder i've got one. guess what? >> greg: guess what is a set up. it's like a serve. >> jesse: it's a double fault. >> kimberly: virtue signaling. >> jesse: it's a good one. >> greg: an overused phrase should have every placement on it. >> kimberly: i'll work on it. >> greg: moral posturing. >> dana: i hate that one too. >> jesse: are we doing this again? >> greg: did you ban a phrase? >> jesse: are you already done done? >> kimberly: i did it first. i said, guess what?

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>> jesse: we have the most fair and balanced lineup we've ever had. sebastian gorka, dr. gorka, and sean spicer. the band is all back together! >> greg: the band reuniting! >> jesse: we also interview this guy, you may remember him from this video. >> council, my name is chad kroger. i am a activist and house party enthusiast. over the past week, i've been in a state of deep despair upon hearing the news that l.a. is trying to outlaw house parties in the hollywood hills. i am here determined to stop the future atrocity. >> jesse: it's a blockbuster interview. >> kimberly: very special one more thing for one of my best friends, danielle dancy and her grandpa, devon matchstick, a.k.a. pop, i received a medal of honor of united daughters of the confederacy, she's 95 years

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