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headline on that. and we'll have a lot more coming up in one hour from now. arthel and i will be back at 6:00 p.m. eastern. >> absolutely. hope you can join us, greg gutfeld is up. >> does not belong on the national stage. he looks like disheveled drunk that wandered onto the political stage. greg: not true, i'm completely sober. [ laughter ] >> you're right. ♪ [cheers] . greg: it was quite a week for the orange sheikh, first senator kirsten gillibrand demand donald trump resign over harassment allegations, yes, she's quite the defender of women. i think we have tape of her condemning ted kennedy.
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role it. >> guess not. maybe ted wasn't a gentleman after all when he wand driving women off bridges, and now thinks clinton should resign, 20 years later, how convenient, maybe say something when he could still get it up! great job standing up to harvey all those years, merely pointing out the obvious, it's political when they hop stop of targets. ted kennedy, skip. clarence thomas, land. bill clinton, skip. donald trump, land. you sense a pattern here? anyway, trump responded to gillibrand tweeting that she come begging for campaign funds and she's do anything for them, and that set off the familiar flesh based car alarms. senator warren accused trump of slut shaming, he said the same thing about mitt romney.
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trump's an equal opportunity trash talker. sounds like liz is calling the senator a slut, not trump. if i were native american, i would be very disappointed in her. [laughter] here is morning whoa. >> suggesting that kirsten gillibrand would do anything. >> he's suggesting kirsten gillibrand would have sex with him in order to get campaign contributions, the president tweeted that this morning. >> let's just say it! she's such a crusader for women, some women. >> sarah huckabee sanders, i feel sorry for you, i started a hashtag of support for sarah. get your mind out of the gutter. i seriously support you in your quest for truth, in your quest of goodness, in your quest of love of country, you haven't made it there yet. greg: she is so vacuous, i wonder what sarah's dad has to say. >> mika can go pound sand somewhere, as far as i'm
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concerned. [cheers and applause] . greg: you know, you don't piss the huck, he is our nation's shakespeare. speaking of sarah, here's april ryan challenging her over trump's tweet. you have to watch april's face in this. >> april? >> gillibrand owes an apology for the misunderstanding from the president's tweet this morning, because many, including senator sexual innuendos. >> only if your mind is in the gutter would you have read it that way, so no. [ laughter ] >> that look. that's the malfunction of confirmation bias, if you already think that trump's a pig, any deviation will not compute, you make that face. it's aphasing what a trump presidency does to people, even when there's good news, they still lose there are minds.
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>> at least it really annoys me. i really don't interrupt you, and do you this continuously. >> i'm so through with your smirking and laughing, i'm not in the mood. >> oh, happy day ♪ >> i made my point. >> i made my point. >> it's the senate. >> oh, happy day ♪ get over it. [ laughter ] >> i thought i was the only one who does tv drunk. [ laughter ] >> and terror struck in new york, cnn was busy checking how many cans of diet coke they can fit on a desk. >> 12 diet cokes, right? if we're saying according to the times he drinks this many, what does this do to the brain and the body every day? greg: so now we're soda shaming. stay tuned for part two when they see how many victims of fake news they can fit into a telecast. that was a nice comment and no
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[ laughter ] [ applause ] . greg: anyway! i don't want it anymore, i don't want it. i don't want your pity clapping! [laughter]. greg: so what if donald trump drinks 12 cans of diet coke a day. the people mocking him binge watch gray's anatomy which is far worse for your health. 12 cans is achievement, carbonated version of a marathon. and he does it daily. diet coke is the nectar of the gods. i don't just drink it. i feed it to my parakeets. >> oh! [laughter]. greg: i love it. not my lizard. my lizard prefers sprite. [laughter] . greg: ahh, as the media chases
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diet coke, trump went to work, luckily he got rid of the albatross that is roy moore, and so what if we got doug jones, he won't last. a lefty in alabama is like a slice of pie on michael moore's lap. [ laughter ] >> it disappears or somewhere it gets lost. [ laughter ] >> and the president has already moved on. >> the directive i'm signing today will refocus america's space program on human exploration and discovery it. marks an important step in returning american astronauts to the moon for the first time since 1972 for long-term exploration and use. greg: yes, we're had thing to space, reminds me of a movie. >> in a world of earth and gravity and bottomless brunch, one man wasn't satisfied and dared to dream big.
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>> we're dreaming big. >> this christmas, or hanukkah or other non-judeo-christian holiday you celebrate. dust off your space boots cowboy, we're going to the moon, for real this time, not faked on a soundstage, and mars. >> eventual mission to mars. >> though, we're not really sure when, we're definitely going, probably. from the producers of executive action parts 1 through 9, we lost count, donald trump, mike pence and sam elliott as astronaut elliot sam. executive directive, return to the moon for the first time, at last. [ laughter ] [ applause ] . greg: yeah! we're going to the moon and when we get there, we're going to build a wall! [cheers and applause]
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>> period! >> boo! let's welcome tonight's guests, like toddlers in a shopping cart, leaves them rolling in the aisles. fox radio host tom shillue! [cheers and applause] >> he sells sharpies and uses them to doodle. jason chaffetz. [cheers and applause] >> quirky, smirky and loves beef jerky. "national review" reporter kat timpf. [cheers and applause] >> and when he jumps rope, the whole worldcom plains, former body guard and my massive side kick, titus. what do you make of the tweets? people thought trump's tweets were sexist towards gillibrand. they were the same tweets he did to mitt romney and ted cruz? >> it's the perfect tweet, greg. >> why? >> he did the tweet, knew what they would make of it and blew
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up about it, and sarah huckabee sanders says get your mind out of the gutter. it's trump trolling the press. greg: he's like the road runner, he paints the hole on the ground and they run and fall into the hole! [applause] . >> and it's allowed. it's allowed. sexual double entendres, they are allowed. >> kat, you said you agree completely with tom. >> i disagree with tom. greg: why? >> it's not okay to suggest in a double entendre that a program is prostituting herself, he didn't say begging, what's begging? we all know, unless he's running around like joey tribianni and doesn't know what the quotes mean, he meant in our minds for us to go there. greg: did he mean ted cruz was beging? >> he said begging, he didn't
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say begging. very different. punctuation is a hell of a drug, guys. greg: you are a hypocritical feminist. >> why. greg: can you do the study, he said same thing. >> he didn't put quote around the begging when he talked about men. >> you are still allowed to do it. [ laughter ] >> jason, where do you fall on this? >> excellent argument, tom. >> i'm smart enough not to engage in that conversation, i want to talk about the moon. greg: talk about it. >> i love that donald trump doesn't have enough on the plate between taxes and north korea and isis that he also wants to go to the moon, because golf courses and drilling, there's a lot to be done there. >> you can tell trump rocks. no trump water as far as we know. all right, you are going to comment on whatever you want? >> i think you are short and mean. greg: tell me something i don't know. >> the moon thing, we can put
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it all together. greg: what? >> the moon is an escape strategy. the way all the crazy investigations, innuendos, you can't say anything, can't type anymore. listen, i'm going to the moon, who's going with me? rocket ships, golf courses, mcdonald's, all the diet coke you can drink. greg: that's the scandal. >> that's the real, real thing that's going on. greg: you think he's going with a rocket full of diet coke. >> and mcdonald's. greg: and omarosa. >> no, she can't come. >> they all focus on the diet coke. thing i can't get over is two fillet of fish. who buys those? >> me! >> they are terrible! >> they are delicious. two fillet of fish for fridays. >> you love mcdonald's. >> it's the worst thing at could. >> kat told me she would do anything for a fillet of fish. >> i'm not laughing at that. [laughter] >> she's not laughing.
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>> let the record reflect, i'm not laughing. greg: all right, i think we can all agree that i'm right. all right, coming up, we discuss net neutrality with the experts. just kidding! i'd rather talk about omarosa. the story that will have no profound impact on average american lives next. [cheers and applause] ♪ patrick woke up with back pain. but he has work to do. so he took aleve. if he'd taken tylenol, he'd be stopping for more pills right now. only aleve has the strength to stop tough pain for up to 12 hours with just one pill. aleve. all day strong. how's it going down there?
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. greg: what do you want to hear about? the tax plan? boring. net neutrality, confusing. what else you got, news? >> omarosa, greg. omarosa. [ laughter ] >> excellent. >> a high-profile departure at the white house today, the press secretary announcing the resignation of omarosa man gold newman, a former contestant on "the apprentice." >> there are conflicting reports about what happened surrounding the departure of trump aide and former "the apprentice" contestant omarosa manigault newman. >> cbs news has learned she was, in fact fired. greg: yeah, adiosa, omarosa!
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the former "the apprentice" contestant is resigning effective january 20th, after having a candid conversation with chief of staff john kelly. in pr lingo, candid means you're a bad person and i hate your guts. cnn contributor april ryan reported omar was escorted out of the house. she calls it fake news. >> this is the one person who has attacked me for the last year, so you know this is personal. greg: maybe you're a jerk. anyway! the white house has wished her the best, in pr lingo means please go away, you scare us. by the way, omarosa, why are you resigning now? >> i wanted to make the one year mark that was one of the goals they set out to, and then get back to my life. greg: that was her goal, to make it one year in the white house. that's like me saying in high school, my goal is to have acne and no girlfriend [laughter] . greg: i didn't have that
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choice. all right? and she didn't have that choice either, tyrus. she's making it sound like it's her decision, she wasn't supposed to be there. that's my statement. >> no, you're right. she was not supposed to be there, she didn't even win. >> i know! [laughter]. greg: did geraldo win? who won? >> i don't know, i was out living life. [ laughter ] >> bret michaels won, bret michaels. >> interrupt me one more time. [laughter] >> i told you all earlier, man, cruising for a bruising. first guy on the moon. [laughter] >> man. he made fun of my beard, that's why i'm mad. and then tried to clean it up. he doesn't like beards, there are so many other things about me that take the eyes off the beard, basically i'm a circus for his eyes. look at tyrus, he was mean to me. >> hypersensitive today. are you going to answer the question? >> no, i don't want nothing to do with omarosa, sound like a
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bad drink. she's trouble, she will say anything for attention, and this administration has had enough fake news or bad things said about them, now you will say something about anyone who will say anything for a paycheck, and do anything, this is one of the things trump let's his heart ahead of his brain, she was so loyal, gave her an opportunity of jobs, she wasn't qualified for which is why she was fired. you don't talk trash to kelly, that's ridiculous, she's not going to see it that way. my concern is over the next few months, when she thinks she can make money off of it, the accusations of sexual harassment, racism, something, it will be something to get a headline at the expense of the administration. that's the type of person she is. beware of her. >> tyrus brings up a good point. [ applause ] >> jason, loyalty often doesn't lead to the best decisions, because you overlook competence and you forgive too easily.
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that's the only reason she was there, he felt he had to repay her? >> that's a pretty important position, and i can't figure out how she does math. one year the president was sworn in january 20th, and we haven't gotten to december 20th. i don't know how a year ads up. i would love to see the four-star general john kelly sitting down with her in this discussion and see -- greg: she is going stay until january 20th. >> she gets paid. greg: she's gone but gets paid. >> card was deactivated. greg: yeah, they kicked her out. tom, every company has this type of person who gets a job as a favor, you're one of them. [laughter] >> told you, tom, i told you, i told but him. [ laughter ] >> what side are you on? are you on team omarosa? >> of course, i am, greg! can you think about ten years
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ago and think omarosa is in the white house. it's like our dreams are coming true. my only disappointment is president trump didn't fire her himself on camera. the thing that bothers me about this white house, it's not more like "the apprentice." fire people himself on camera and walk her with a rolly bag out of the back of the white house into the car. the rolly bag. >> yeah. [ applause ] >> and, you know, they always get in the back of the car, kat, and say this isn't the last you've seen of me! they always do that on the bachelor, the bachelorette, every one of these shows, that i'm sure you've applied for. >> well, not quite yet. what i love about the way this all went down is what happened is there were all these reports it went down in such a crazy way, all the crazy stories, and she said no, that's fake, she's not working for him, she's moved onto being him, apparently, it's the exact same
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thing, she was definitely fired and really, really strange and sad to get essentially fired by the same dude twice. greg: is that a jab at me? >> no. greg: i've been fired by -- >> this isn't about you. >> i, too, have been fired by the same person twice. >> me, too. >> i am crushing it. [ laughter ] >> i don't know, anyway, i wish her the best of luck which means please, please, stay away from me. up next, finally a texting scandal that could end all texting scandals or not. ♪ it's date night and... ugh... nothing fits. you're just bloated from gas. i can see it and i know you feel it. take gas-x®, the #1 gas relief brand. it relieves pressure and bloating fast! so you can wear whatever you want. what comes to mind? your next getaway? connecting with family and friends? a big night out?
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♪ ♪ arthel: live from america's news headquarters, i'm arthel neville. the world's busiest airport shut down by a power outage. hartsfield-jackson's power outage stranding thousands of holiday travelers. officials have ground all departures and arrivals. no word on when the power will be restored. and president trump saying that he is not thinking about firing robert mueller. this as the special counsel faces growing scrutiny from republicans who say the fbi has an anti-trump bias. the president did criticize the news that mueller obtained thousands of private e-mails from trump officials sent during the transition. an attorney for the transition team says they were obtained unlawfully. a mueller spokesman denies that accusation. i'm arthel neville, see you at the temperature of the hour for
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more of -- top of the hour for more of america's news headquarters with eric shawn. right now, back to gutfeld. ♪ ♪ l asking for contributions to investigate voter fraud. i'm patti ann brown, greg gutfeld continues. greg: it is perplexing to see all their texting. we need another special counsel to investigate the fbi and career officials at the justice department? some folks there may be biased against the president and that was a big issue in a congressional hearing this week. look at these spaces. after we read all those text messages between fbi, russian investigator, peter struck and his colleague/lover, fbi attorney lisa page. i love saving lover. text sent during the 2016 campaign and here are some of their greatest hits.
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then he said this. they sound like lovely people. and then this exchange. it's a big deal because it suggests a possible conspiracy. that went over well with republicans. >> this guy thought he was super agent james bond at the fbi. greg: put on a jacket. [laughter] here is trey gowdy letting this. >> this is who we were told we needed to have an objective, impartial, fair conflict of interest drinks investigation and he's openly pulling for the candidate he was clearing and he's openly investigating the candidate that he has bias against and then if that is on a he says trump is an [bleep]
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idiot. what the [bleep] does happen to our country. greg: i like that guy. like a cross between louis lewis and the undead. [laughter] true. jason, check them out. he's got a weird look. >> i love trey gowdy. i hung out with him than anybody else and. greg: he looked like a carrot out of justified. >> he couldn't get the high street and he had a bad hair day but that's his shtick and he is one of the smartest guys in congress. greg: know i like his style. he is an interesting person. [applause] greg: this is trey gaudi hour. a lot of trey gaudi bands. twenty bodies found in his farm but they were still alive anyway, jason, investigation. >> yes by the inspector general and i wouldn't put a special prosecutor but has the first one working out and i don't know why you thank you do a second one
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but the inspector general has been at this for your half and remember this person they were talking about is our top fbi official in charge of counter intelligence. 10000 text with his paramore. greg: and they're not even 12 years old that's a lot of text for natural adult which brings me to my theory, tyrus, that all of these texts are turbocharged by dopamine infused lost. his heroic comments about stopping trump and she's like go get him it's like a teen starcrossed lovers against the world, fighting darth vader and this is what happens when -- i'm too old but the texting and everyone when they are in love in their e-mails and everything gets. >> i agree with you. greg: thank you. >> what did you just agree to? i have no idea what the hell you just said. [laughter] [applause] you just said that.
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you disagreed with him to stop them from talking. greg: it worked. >> heat she does this all the time. >> was his question? >> now you are interrupting me. basically what he was saying is that he was just trying to impress her with a lot of the stuff you say. for example, he actually said that he got chills during hillary clinton's nomination. no, you did not. greg: what i would say that unless you try to get a woman in bed. that's the stuff you say to get lucky. >> even if he didn't vote for hillary clinton it would be like i guess so. no one was excited. >> chris matthews might have been. greg: but we know he's losing it. tyrus, i'll give you one more shot. >> on what? greg: it's not like you -- >> no further questions. greg: this isn't law and order. >> it might as well be. you've been on law and order. greg: god knows plain white. all right, tom.
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the real victims are the spouse because you have to listen to everyone read these texts about some other woman. >> they are the most boring lovers i've ever seen. where is the sexy talk? where is the you come over and i'll stroke your leg? give me something. greg: true but that is the point. they were trying to keep it in this romantic political intrig intrigue. >> you can still be objective, greg. all they said the president was loathsome and horrible and it would be armageddon if you made it into office. greg: true. i will say one thing to you, tyrus. i feel bad that they are reading the text because all of us have text about our coworkers, right? and they are not good. you should see the stuff i have on and henry and there's a lot of fanfiction involving them. >> we could do a great tv show
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where we read text between friends about coworkers and it would be phenomenal. greg: again -- >> everyone would be fired. greg: i think they could be unbiased anyway because i do think that you are inventing that this is the new shrink. >> but i also think it's irrelevant. as far as the investigation stuff goes they are out of it. he's not part of it. trump didn't do anything and we don't need this. this is not the hill i want to die on whether he did that stuff about him. greg: but this is the revenge to get back at him for the collusion crap. >> listen, i don't and you don't need an extramarital affair. i would get fired for my regular old text to my wife. greg: that is true. the ones that you didn't kill. [laughter] i joked. tom looks like a serial killer. the translucent skill, look at that. [applause] that's the last base you've seen. if you see that face you're
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greg: they are just say no to booze in the blow. according to a nationwide survey of my favorite kind of survey, smoking and drug use among american teenagers have hit their lowest levels in decades. with the exception of pot and of aping everything else is down across the board compared to the 1990s, a decade that sucked so
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it makes sense. remember 1997? yeah, the year of bob, titanic, terrible film and of course, beanie babies. the one or more kids did drugs been back then. 23% report using drugs at some point in their life and that's like a 25th, kidding. 70% smoke cigarettes at least once and 26% have been drunk. all big drop-offs from 20 years ago. anyway, kids, don't do drugs. here is me the last time i did drugs. ♪. greg: not that i thought that i was a dog that could play well because i never touched a piano in my life. thank you, acid. hey, kat pressure i believe that
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this whole thing comes down to who got there first like drugs are a fact of life but who's got there first and so we the civilization said we can only handle one thing so let's make it alcohol in ban everything else. >> i think it is unfair to drugs although i personally don't smoke pot because i can have a panic attack all on my own and i don't need help with that but alcohol, yeah, things people do when they are drunk are a lot worse than the thing they do when they smoke marijuana and yet, somehow one is out and the pain is also dangerous. emotionally. i am trying to quit and it's hard. i decided i want to exercise for endorphins instead of aping for them like some robot near and it's been harder than i thought. greg: well, you know what i think baby will save millions of lives by getting them to stop smoking cigarettes but that is just me and sending more paper products. a lot of people are beeping of pot.
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>> i'm more old-fashioned. back in my day you had that wizard up on it was always a wizard or a unicorn. greg: don't soil the unicorn. >> i don't smoke pot, greg. greg: do you do anything? >> i do drink whiskey you have a single glass of whiskey before you go to bed, don't you? i called it. greg: and of course you drink the blood of your victims. [laughter] which is why he looks so strange. [laughter] jason, we all know that you are heavily into drugs but what are your thoughts about the decline and is this good? people think this might have to do with smartphones. >> the decline is good but i can't say that i've done any of the things along the way but all this talk of pot is i'm getting hungry.
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[laughter] greg: will be spiked or drink. >> that's what they tell me happened. greg: tires, i came to you last because i don't thank you do drugs. >> you don't know me. you might be correct in this instance but you don't know me. [laughter] here's the thing. those numbers are way off. one because all the kids take adderall now. greg: that is true. >> to get prescriptions now. greg: good point. >> there was real and in the '90s. >> not like there was now. you go to the doctors and you get a hick up and you can get like it like a tictac. another thing is getting alcohol requires ambition. you have to do a beer run. do you guys remember of your run? back when kids play outside and you would run and grab and take off and now i downloaded the. greg: i think district no, where different age but i remember. >> i would've punched you regardless. greg: i remember trying to get
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someone by it for me. you wait out for someone to buy up for you at 711 and i gave money to a young gentleman came out and punch me in the face with my beer in his hand. >> that is messed up but the point is you had to be ambitious to get alcohol. >> you know what i would do? dress up like an old man. greg: this is something you have done for that's right. >> you always try to look older 19 or 20 and i was like why not go the whole and i would look 70. they never checked the id of an old man. greg: who would ask for id if you had the cane and you are hunched over. >> they would carry the case of beer to my car. >> that is my point. you had to be adventurous and get it and now if there is not an app for it. greg: this is what worries me. when you are young and you drink beer you would still go to college and get a job and if you put pot for your achievements you're less likely to go do things. pot should be treated like a
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martini. you have it after work when you're successful. >> that you have amazing ideas when you smoke pot. i always couldn't remember them but i had phenomenal ideas. greg: i thought it was always get more pot. anyway, wishing for more wishes. okay, still to come, the rock 'n roll hall of fame announced the 2018 inductees. we pretend to care, i accept i don't bike as far as i used to. i even accept i have a higher risk of stroke
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it's easy to add to the routine. join energy upgrade california and do your thing. greg: they have been stopped from the club. the 2018 rock 'n roll hall of fame inductees have been announced and sadly radiohead, a.k.a. the greatest band of all time has been left off the list. granted, this was only their first year of eligibility but is still a travesty of epic proportion because radiohead's cultural impact of the last 25 years is undeniable. consider for radiohead theirs. humans use to play frisbee. ♪ after radiohead this is how we play frisbee now.
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greg: for radiohead this is how we made pizza. ♪. greg: after radiohead this is how we make pizza now. ♪. greg: i could go on forever but you get the point. everything in life is better because of radiohead. anyway here is the artist that did get into the hall. the cars, and bon jovi. yeah, no, no, no. for more we caught up with bon jovi for a comment. >> all good. that's awesome.
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[laughter] greg: eric, he's getting shorter. john bon jovi got rid of the tires, excited, sad? you love radiohead. >> who? they had that one creeps on, right? but i'm more excited about bon jovi biting you. you should get him bon jovi because he just called you an old lady. live and let die. greg: rock stars are skinny and when they get older. >> when i wake up without my hair extensions i look exactly like bon jovi. [laughter] >> i think there's only one hall of fame and that is baseball because it's a hard to get it. they have years where no one gets in and it just seems like every year they throw someone in the hall of fame and that's not what it's about.
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all of those groups except maybe the cars they were good groups but if you're in the hall of fame and this dude is a little car and they'll think yeah i heard of this guy before. greg: it's too fresh and too easy. kat, this must've come to get in your dating life because all the menu date must be in agony and i'm not sure if you can tell if their anatomy because usually they are. >> always in agony and i think i'm into it. [laughter] it puts me in a certain power position. greg: right. >> i feel better about waking up in the morning looking like bon jovi because they are set anyway. bon jovi, though, i'm not sure i remember how he sings songs because every time i hear them there's a pack of drunk women screaming the lyrics. i don't even remember what his voice sounds like a more. greg: it's one big -- >> data rock. greg: yeah, well, actually granddad rock. why can't you just identify as iraq and roll hall of famer?
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>> exactly. [laughter] data rock is great. data rock is rock. greg: it used to be called classic rock. we need to end it make it 51 to 91 and historical arrogance have to end like the reformation and the renaissance soul rock 'n roll is planning on going on forever. it's not. it's a good 40 year period and a great idea i just had. greg: i will say that bon jovi brought a lot of people pleasure by retiring. jason, thoughts on this? i know you are a cars and. >> good times roll. i love the cars. i grew up on the cars but they are all dead bands and if i asked my 25 -year-old son he would say yeah this sticks and some of these other bands and i don't know if you start into paying indian casinos in the middle of arizona i don't know that you should qualify for. greg: by the way, they have
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great venues. i love those. how dare you, jason. the most popular requested artist at rest homes are bon jovi because they make death more welcoming to the people there. when they hear bon jovi they can't wait to leave the earth. [laughter] >> that's how i feel about bon jovi. greg: on getting to like radiohead but my favorite song right now is the one they do about the color yellow. >> someone after that. the amazing thing is we had a full discussion to justify that frisbee video that you came with. greg: perhaps. they don't do that on caputo. [laughter] don't go anywhere, everyone here is more to say and it could be life altering. final thoughts, next. [applause] ok, so with the award-winning geico mobile app, our customers have 24/7 access,
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>> i will see you on monday we are running out of time. >> you will be a part of my christmas special playing on christmas eve and christmas i hope you will be there. >> i am so happy you play that loud so they don't hear the screams of your victims left laugh and your workstation. on a serious note i had an opportunity to see men and women serving the country across the globe with people on ships and in afghanistan away from their families so merry christmas and god bless. [applause] >> i disagree left laugh.
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[laughter] >> i am thankful that two-dollar bill is back. >> and i am all about you enjoying myself. [laughter] >> i am old. >> i don't want to die in a hospital. but if i do my last words are to be you got the music in you and i want to say that to a janitor left mac. [laughter] >> maybe i will never understand. [applause] [applause]
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>> beginning with a fox news alert new reaction from the president with the ongoing russia probe. the president takes questions after returning to the white house from camp david now saying he has no plans to fire robert muller those comments after the trump transition team level serious charges against this pencil one --dash special counsel safety investigators went over the transition teams had to obtain sensitive e-mails. >> good evening. the lawyer for the trump transition team getting those
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