factor, and will keep you updated on that tax vote for next year. to the president's signature, possibly next day. "the five" is >> kimberly: i'm kimberly guilfoyle with juan williams, jesse watters jesse watters, dana perino and greg gutfeld. it's 5:00 in new york city and this is "the five" ." this is a fox news alert. president trump has unveiled his strategy for national security, one that enshrines his "america first" campaign. in an address at the rock ronald reagan building in washington, the president outlined a plan that includes defeating isis, protecting the u.s. from north korea and securing our borders. the president also spoke about living a greater america to our children and our grandchildren.

watch. >> on top of everything else, our leaders drifted from american principles. they lost sight of america's destiny and the lost their belief in american greatness. on january 20, 2017, i stood on the steps of the capital. to herald the day the people became the rulers of their nation again. american success is not a foregone conclusion. it must be earned and it must be won. together we will leave our children and grandchildren a nation that is stronger, better, freer, prouder and yes, in america that is greater than ever before. >> kimberly: greg, i know what you are going to say so i can't call on you. dana. >> dana: and national security

strategy is congressionally mandated. a president could wait a couple, three years even before they do something. i think any president that puts out a plan, that's the plan until breaking news changes everything. you never know what's going to pop up in the world. every problem ends up on the president's desk. there's two things i really liked about it. you're going to see a push about this next year and we need to talk about more, military readiness the state of the military, repairs needed for planes and new planes needed also the cybersecurity issues we are dealing with. the president touched on that a little and i think we'll see a push in the near, especially when it comes to funding. the other thing i like hearing them say was as a force for good, miracle we use influence to advance our interests and benefit humanity. i think that keeps us separate from other countries. we are exceptional for a reason and that really is the main

reason. >> kimberly: you liked it. definitely seems you thought about american exceptionalism. >> dana: it made sense to me. protecting the homeland. i get it. american prosperity. if america is doing better economically, it means you have more money in the world had more influence and more money to pay for literary redness. economic freedom is a part of that. preserve peace through strength and advance american influence. if you are reading it, you would say any president over the past 200 years could have had similar things. when he talked about it, you heard the first half of the speech, that was going through the list of accomplishments he thinks he's had and then he got to the strategies. it fit together for me the things that stood out was military readiness which we have a huge problem with and the second piece saying we will continue to be a force for good in the world.

>> greg: i heard kind of the same things. i am always tired of hearing, it's always about the children. but i'm okay with that. this is a central piece of his agenda. i called it the stool of security. it's a table with three legs. one of them as national security. dealing with our enemies and adversaries like isis north and north korea. then you have domestic security. the third is the border, linked to the above. the border becomes more valuable in terms of national security when you have terrorism. those are the three legs on the stool. this point, somewhere along the line, what is government for? this. without this, the stool of security, you don't have freedom or prosperity. if security and strength

guarantees freedom and prosperity. the last thing politically is that if you don't like trump or you just couldn't get -- couldn't accept him, this is a kind of agenda that makes you overlook the small stuff that bugs you. i've said this before, if somebody is right on the big picture, you can forgive or overlook the smaller, more embarrassing polaroids. so what if you tweet since there is this underlying chaos and conflict. somebody is right on the big picture, it doesn't matter. when we look back, we will realize it didn't matter. no one will remember a lot of this stuff. we will remember the strong military and enhanced security and no terrorism. >> kimberly: immigration and border protection are key components of president trump's new national security strategy. >> leaders in washington imposed on the country and immigration policy that americans never voted for, never asked for, and

never approved. a policy where the wrong people who are allowed in our country on the right people are rejected. american citizens as usual have been left to bear the cost and to pick up the tab. a nation without borders is not a nation. >> kimberly: jesse, your reaction. >> jesse: i think he was trying to strike a very clean break from past administrations by saying he's here to ignite a reawakening in american confidence and usher in a rebirth of pride and patriotism and prosperity by putting america first and putting the people above the powerful. american greatness has to be guarded vigilantly because our destiny is not assured and he tried to inspire the american people to be competitive in a new competitive world. pointed out china and russia as other great nations trying to

see is what we have. and then he pointed to the litany of failures from past administrations. taxpayers bailing out other alliances. jobs being fleeced by overseas come out of country. spending blood and treasure on wars where we tied. he went along that list but then like greg said, pointed out the four pillars. protect the homeland. you just heard him. border security. that is the wall. reinforcing the border patrol agents in getting rid of things like chain migration in the visa lottery. also defeating isis and making sure they can't come over here. promoting peace and prosperity, that's through cutting taxes and regulations. an outstanding bad trade deals where workers get hosed and big companies make out great. preserving peace through strength, huge reinvestment in the military and focusing on modern threats like missile-defense and cyber. in the end, a kind of tweaked

president obama, trying to focus on realism, not idealism. we are not going to try to impose our way of life on other people and we are not going to lead from behind. were going to champion our values and i think he believes that's the best opportunity for us to maintain our number one posture. >> kimberly: loves being number one. juan, did you hear this through the same prism? >> juan: not at all. i agree that he was playing against grievance politics, going at the presidents who came before when i come i think somebody else, maybe you, dana, said it could be any other president. this is basically keeping with our national security framework. where it differs, and to me he identified it. you've got to give him credit for that, china and russia are exerting increasing evidence that they want to increase their

profile in the world globally. to me, if you look at asia, where we backed out of the asian trade deal, i see china stepping up in terms of economics and militarily. russia, in the middle east. given what happened in syria but also with iran. you see russia playing a bigger role. trump identifies that but then doesn't say exactly how we will respond. to the contrary, he says we're going to be more focused on our interests and our security. while, of course, we are going to focus on our security but i don't say that we are taking the necessary steps to fight back against russia and china's growing influence in the world. i was out at that reagan library the other day for the national defense forum, and this is what the defense experts are saying. there's a lot of talk from trump, a lot of rhetoric, but no action in terms of saying here is what our middle east policies going to be. >> greg: he is reprioritizing.

the number one threat isn't russia, it isn't china. its existential terror. that is the ball he sees. the other things are behind the ball and he will deal with them and maybe they can help. maybe russia can help. when you look at it from that angle, that's happens. >> juan: i don't agree and by the way, there was an interesting phone call over the weekend between trump and putin where bruton thanked trump for intelligence that boarded attacks that would've taken place in st. petersburg. i don't think terror is the number one issue. if you're talking about the national security structure, i think you are talking about the possibility that terror would be generated in a place like the middle east. especially after what he did with jerusalem. >> kimberly: president trump address the strategic goal of the u.s., destroying isis. >> we have dealt isis one devastating defeat after another. the correlation to defeat isis has never recaptured almost 100%

of the land once held by these terrorists in iraq and syria. great job. we are now chasing them wherever they flee and we will not let them into the united states. >> kimberly: focus on national security, borders, strong immigration policy, peace through strength. some of the comments you made earlier about former presidents, past presidents focusing on this. a reagan-esque theme. here using a specific example, isis. >> dana: technology has advanced so much in 16 years. one of the things you can do is shrink isis's territory. prevent them from getting here but we have shown in the last months we continue to have a problem with online radicalization. isis is able to put videos online to try to figure out a way to get the people and the president is saying the first thing we have to do as part of

america first is figure out a way to use the tools we have been ordered to prevent that from happening. he doesn't spell it all out and you can't do the national security document. a lot has to be classified. but i think he will have to have a strong push, probably in the state of the union, that military readiness which includes dealing with the possibilities of biological terror, online terror attacks like cyber attacks. you had somebody like china, to pull this together, what juan was talking about. this morning china released a huge plan for its government to be number one artificial intelligence greater and technology developer in the world. they are way ahead in terms of that type of planning. we don't want to be playing second fiddle to that. there's a lot that's going to happen. i think next year, you set the stage for how are you going to provide the resources to the military and intelligence force forces. >> jesse: those resources,

$700 billion investment, historic investment in the military. to juan's point, he has ripped up the rules of engagement that has allowed us to destroy the caliphate. no artificial timelines in afghanistan. the iran revolutionary guard is labeled as a terrorist organization. that deal is in the cross hairs. and the north korea situation, major sanctions slapped on them. to say that the president isn't really doing anything or hasn't spelled out how he's doing it, you want to remain unpredictable but i think there's also a lot of leather out there. >> greg: i can't remember which sun they show i watched yesterday. they were interviewing an expert and he was talking about how trump had a bad year. trump had a bad year except for isis. except for isis, the economy is doing pretty good. but he had a really bad year. yeah, except for isis. if all he did was isis, that's pretty great year. we had other news today, and i

don't know how true it is but what a difference from obama who gave a pass to hezbollah. i'm not sure if that's true but it's something maybe we should look into. >> juan: i think you should pick up a copy of a newspaper and it it would say oh, my gosh. look, president bush, president obama, were fighting terror all along. it is so offensive. >> jesse: that's what politico said. >> juan: that's what you say. >> greg: was it in "politico"? >> dana: red buyers going to have a big thing on it tonight, that story. >> kimberly: president trump says he is not happy with the way the mueller investigation is being handled. you're going to years fans on dealing with the special counsel

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is being questioned today in a closed-door hearing about fusion gps. tomorrow deputy fbi director andrew mccabe is set to appear before the house intelligence committee. president trump doubled down on saying there is no collusion with russia. >> not looking good. not looking good. it's quite sad to see that.ut it. i can't imagine there's anything on him. as we said, there is no collusion. there is no collusion whatsoever. a lot of lawyers thought that was pretty sad. no, i'm not. >> jesse: let's start with the mueller firing. beginning of the weekend, it was he's going to fire robert mueller and in the end, he wasn't. what was that all about? >> greg: on twitter, these

celebrities were threatening to take to the streets. blamed on a rumor they probably started. oh, my god. he's going to fire mueller. who told you that? this is a real boring version of the hatfield and mccoy's. it's always been a one-sided fight. now you have collusion. we yell corruption. you yell russia. we yelled deep state. it's a lot of energy. it's like a game of tic-tac-toe that always ends in cat. it allows both sides to dig in. i think this cancels each other out. both sides, it's a push. >> jesse: the first question he was asked when he was wearing that amazing usa hat, kimberly, about the trump transition emails seized by robert mueller's investigators. people say that wasn't overly aggressive move by the investigators and then mueller's

teams had its depends on which side you come down on to say wait, this looks like tremendous overreach in terms of a big document and information grab to get a swath of information. free campaign, during the campaign. transition officials. he had don jr. testifying, leaks after that. the whole thing to me is not coming off a very good at all because it seems like there's a specific intended person to undermine the president. were going to see what mueller has to say. i don't think he's going to remove him. there's nothing to hide. there is no collusion. everyone has cooperated and testified. your getting to the bottom of this investigation. left the truth come out. to silence it once and for all that they didn't do anything wrong. >> jesse: the president's lawyers say they expect this investigation to be wrapping up fairly soon. >> dana: i'm sure they hope so and i think i hope so. i think we all hope so.

>> jesse: except juan. >> dana: if the trump lawyers hadn't been surprised these documents were obtained, then they would have actually been in a better position. i am surprised they were surprised. when you work at a transition office and you are given a .gov email, you agree that those emails are subject to search at any point. just like an employer here can come and look at your fox news account. >> greg: no, they can't. >> jesse: i hope not. >> dana: if the trump team lawyers were really concerned these were taken inappropriately that they would go to the judge, not to congress and the court of public opinion to try to undermine it. >> jesse: this seems to be a campaign in the court of public opinion to try to work the refs. you criticize and hopefully it can have an effect.

>> jesse: i think there's no question. it's a whole propaganda campaign against robert mueller, the justice department, the fbi. even as you have trouble officials like jeff sessions, the attorney general, like christopher wray, the fbi director saying these people are doing a good job. they are patriots and they are working hard to protect america but just as we heard last week, the president said no collusion. he talks about himself but he doesn't talk about all of the aids that were involved in the campaign. that's why i think a lot of people were thinking, oh, something is being set up here that would allow him to justify going after robert mueller. i think now we even have a spat between "fox and friends" and hannity. >> greg: don't say that. not around the holidays. >> juan: i know, i know. >> jesse: seems like the more democrats investigate this president, the more crimes they find they committed. coming up, days before christma

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>> dana: we are monitoring developments in the major train derailment in washington state that's left multiple people dead and injured. the amtrak train jumped the tracks. part of a crashed on the highway. dan springer's on the scene with the latest. >> the death toll stands at six, according to the associated press. a national transit safety board team is en route. we expect them to be here this afternoon. if i step out of the way, you can see we have a lot of large equipment, caterpillars and other equipment that will eventually be used to take those train cars off of interstate 5 and will dupont, washington, about 50 miles south of seattle. several cars jumped the tracks

and fell onto vehicles that were southbound on i-5, killing six people. all those killed were in the train. nobody on the ground, nobody in cars below were killed but 77 people were taken to local hospitals. they have various degrees of injuries. this was in inaugural trip for this amtrak train which connects seattle to portland. it was meant to be a high-speed train that would shave 15 minutes off the travel between those cities. it's a more direct route but it has a sharper curve here. the ntsb investigators get on the scene, they will be looking at the speed at which that train was traveling. there's also been an unconfirmed report of an obstruction on the track. all the things the ntsb investigators will be looking out when they get here. in the meantime, we have a lot of equipment assembled here. the goal, once the investigators get here is clean up the scene and get this interstate reopened

as quickly as possible. this is a major artery that goes all the way from canada to mexico and 60,000 vehicles passed through here southbound each day, they want to get this open as quickly as possible. >> dana: thank you, dan. on another story we are following, powers finally restarted hartsfield jackson atlanta international airport after plunging into darkness yesterday, grounding over 1,000 fights and causing holiday travel nightmares. official site of fire in an underground electrical facility is responsible for bringing the world's largest airport to a standstill. kimberly, did you see this yesterday? power goes out at 1:00 p.m., not restored fully until midnight. everybody is trapped. >> kimberly: i saw the pictures of everybody at the airport. darkness, piled up on luggage. you couldn't tell the difference between samsonite and humans. it sucks during the holidays when you have this kind of

disaster happen when you're trying to get to see loved ones, i get rerouted, what are you going to do, what about your hotel. the whole thing. it's very challenging, especially atlanta is a hugely busy airport. it's unbelievable the amount of international flights and traffic coming in and out. think about it. it's the equivalent of something happening -- >> dana: they don't know what happened. they don't think it was anything, no cyber terror. but i think it shows how easily disrupted our lives are. >> greg: it could be artificial intelligence pretending it's an accident, already self-aware, doing these tests. it's a nice dry run on how an attack on the grid might look and feel, except if you enlarge it to entire states and extend the duration. you don't need to invade a country if you just have the humans in the country turn on themselves. if that went on another day,

people would be eating each other, dana. no, this is why i always do carry-on and i always have booze and a book and an ipod. if stuff goes bad, i leave. >> dana: i think i would have left too. i know a lot of people couldn't necessarily get out of the airport, they didn't have anywhere to go. but if you had an option, would you have left? everybody looked very calm. >> juan: it wasn't page black. they just didn't have power. they had emergency generators but the problem was, i relate to this with some intensity. if you flew in during this. matt, they were told you can't get to the gate. can operate all the stuff necessary to get off the plane. they had people just sitting on the plane for hours. it's terrible. >> dana: the bathroom thing.

>> juan: forget about it. >> dana: chick-fil-a usually closed on sundays. they opened and delivered food to stranded passengers after atlanta's mayor called for assistance around 10:00 p.m. they opened up and got the job done. >> jesse: i would have just pretended to be stranded to get free chick-fil-a. travel tips: insurance, buy it. there is a box you can check. it's only ten or 15 or $20. greg and i were talking about i it. tsa precheck. you don't have to do anything except put your irises on a thing. it's like james bond. you go right to the front. they have expanded it. the delta lounge, i know it's pricey but you don't have to hang out with everybody else. you can eat all the free food. free booze. >> greg: you don't want to be near the rabble. >> jesse: lastly, the whole thing that your parents tell you when you go for a flight.

get there three hours before an international, two hours before domestic. no, one hour before domestic. 1.5 before international. stop clogging the place up. >> dana: i agree. they are clogging it up. >> kimberly: i have to strongly second the delta lounge. it's fantastic. >> greg: aren't we special? i second the fresh pair of underwear. >> dana: we are glad the powers back on. when we return, this "saturday night live" comedian is serious about showing his permanent love for hillary clinton. well, like most of you, i just bought a house. -oh! -very nice. now i'm turning into my dad. i text in full sentences. i refer to every child as chief. this hat was free. what am i supposed to do, not wear it? next thing you know, i'm telling strangers defense wins championships. -well, it does. -right? why is the door open? are we trying to air condition the whole neighborhood?

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welcome to -- it's just too easy. a story too easy to ridicule, making it too hard to ignore. pete davidson, the nice kid from "saturday night live," he got a tattoo of hillary on his arm. one's friends asked why is that is because hillary was a badass. now he has something in common with hillary. they both have a ass on their arm. hers is named bill. i could say this is the funniest thing peter has ever done but that's too easy. i could say it's the funniest thing to come out of "snl" but that's too easy. i could laugh hysterically at this inaccurate likeness of hillary. maybe it's better to ask why wouldn't you get a tattoo of hillary when there is so many other more preferable options. like all gorgeous dolphin. look at that or may be a delightful unicorn. so special. more why not me?

look at that. it's beautiful. everyone should have me on their body. tattoowise. we get it. you care. you are morally superior but woefully transparent. tattoos illustrate decisions based on feelings and with something you really regret. like choosing hillary as your candidate. she lost and yet tattoos are easier to disappear. i wanted to do this story so we could talk about tattoos. i will start with you, dana. if you get a tattoo, what would it be? >> dana: well, i think, you know, i am not for tattoos. this is pretend. i would go with my main man, jasper. >> greg: there you go. a very hairy arm. >> dana: another reason i am terrified of the tattoo. doesn't it hurt terribly? >> greg: it does. that's why you get drunk. tons of shots, a couple pain

pills. everything is great. your tattoo, if you could. >> kimberly: i have no tattoos on my body. like dana, i don't do them. not going to happen. however, to play along, or role-play, as they say. i would get ronan, my munchkin. what a cutie. >> greg: all right, jesse. >> kimberly: that would be on my shoulder. i want to make that clear to anyone who might be freaked out. >> greg: jesse, i am dying to know. >> jesse: i put a lot of thought in this and i came up with dr. sebastian gorka. i think he would look great on any appendage. there is something terrifying

about him but really wholesome also. he is the most fascinating man, that commercial. fascinating on many levels. i think it would be a nice conversation piece. women would like it. men would like it. >> greg: what if he gets arrested for some horrible crime? >> kimberly: even better. change it to hillary. >> greg: juan, what's your tattoo? >> jesse: if he is going -- >> juan: if he is going to get hillary, i've got to get a triple. everybody. hannity, laura ingraham, jeanine pirro. i really want the girls on either side of hannity because i wanted a propaganda special. >> jesse: that is fair and balanced. >> kimberly: i think it's attractive. >> greg: i got a tattoo. this is on me. i got attached to of tattoo from

"fantasy island" hanging out with the russian pop star duo tattoo. they all have their hands up. isn't it pleasant? it is interesting. >> dana: congratulations to the guy who got all the tattoos. >> greg: shawn o'rourke. i gave him an unusual mission. roger stone has a tattoo. i won't tell you how i found out but it's interesting. >> kimberly: it's called your saturday night. >> greg: i watched a documentary. >> jesse: big weekend plans? >> greg: you know it. up next, the real-life hunt for et. glad they are going after that punk. new details about a top-secret military program.

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♪ >> juan: i guess we are not alone. a stunning new revelation. the pentagon reportedly set up a secret program ten years ago looking for ufos deep in space. newly released video captured by

u.s. navy pilots offers an inside look at this secretive government program. take a look. >> there is a whole fleet of them. look. >> my gosh. >> juan: my gosh is right. the thing is, we don't know if this is a ufo. it could be somebody's aircraft that wasn't reported. this really gives a lot of credence to people who have been saying hey, the government was hiding something from us. >> greg: no, we already know there is nothing out there because a couple reasons. one, we've had this incredible revolution with digital cameras and smartphones. we spent all this time, as a child, looking at these grainy photographs that we used to look at as kids and documentaries. we don't get any more of that. everybody has a phone and we don't see anymore. the reason why there's been no contact is because they do not exist. they don't exist because we don't exist. we go out and look at the

lifeless orbs these planets, that's what we look like to them because this is is all computer simulation. that basically was created long ago. those planets are already conquered which is why there is only us. >> juan: is he okay? >> greg: >> jesse: i have changy mind. i think you are the alien. >> juan: and i was struck, ten years, 22 million bucks into this. do you think it's a waste or does it justify with the government was doing? >> dana: for as much money as the government spends, i think this is not money that was poorly spent. it was harry reid, the senator from nevada who got this money earmarked in the budget, secret budget for the intelligence agencies and defense department. he had support from senator ted stevens who said i think we ought to look into this.

>> greg: why? he got hit by a ufo. >> dana: no. you mean harry reid? the exercise equipment? >> greg: i like that joke. >> dana: listen to an interview this morning. they interviewed the guy who left his position. he says he's not saying there is first her something out there but it's definitely worth studying. >> juan: there was a video. you're looking at something just like the pilot, saying what is that? >> jesse: i can't identified. i've gone to these ufo conventions back in the day and shot watters' world and people tell me stories about being abducted. they honestly believe they were abducted and things were done to them aboard the spacecraft. a lot of the stories share similar details. there has to be something going on. i don't think everybody has hallucinating. >> greg: they are.

when you are asleep paralysis, and you think something is on top of you. >> jesse: spending money on things like this has other benefits. when the military industrial complex spends this amount of money on things, isn't that how they created the internet? not al gore. >> juan: that's true. kimberly, i am accustomed to sort of mocking these people as the tinfoil hat brigade or people who are -- if you ever listen to art bell on the radio. all these things, you think what? but he's entertaining. now i'm thinking maybe there is something going on. >> kimberly: enough discussion about it that they make sense they would study it or figure it out. president trump said he wants to know about area 51 and the secrets of it. a good reason to become president, get all the top-secret information. i have an open mind about things. i also enjoy astrology.

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>> kimberly: it's time for "one more thing." greg. >> greg: thank you, kimberly. >> kimberly: you are welcome. >> greg: time for greg's talking animal news. working at fox, a lot of people

send things. i get leather socks and homemade meat. i love to eat it. keep sending it. every now and then i get a talking animal. somebody sent me, looks like maybe it's a hamster. interesting message for us. >> jesse: very good. >> greg: i wonder if it's somebody we know. >> kimberly: pretty cute. >> jesse: today marks the 20th anniversary of the death of one of our favorite comedians. christopher farley. died of a drug overdose in his apartment at age 33. "snl" guy, with chris rock, adam sandler, rob schneider, david spade in one of my favorite movies "tommy boy."

>> ♪ fat guy in a little coat ♪ >> jesse: we all still miss him. he appeared on a lot of watters' worlds. >> kimberly: sweet, jesse. you are touched. >> greg: literally. >> jesse: careful. >> kimberly: juan. >> juan: visions of sugar plums dancing in your head? not so much for luke skywalker, a.k.a. mark campbell. he is still upset the fcc voted last week to repeal net neutrality. he's incensed that the fcc chairman ajit pai just dresseds a jedi. hamel tweeted "you are

profoundly unworthy to wield a lightsaber. a jedi you are not." the force is not with you, mr. chairman. >> greg: they are really picking on that guy. >> juan: he dressed up as santa. >> greg: they hate him more than they hate isis. >> dana: most babies start walking around the age of 1. check her out. she is from idaho. she started walking at nine months. her parents are big outdoor enthusiasts so they had her get on a snowboard and took it around the house and she hit the slopes. and she was able to do it at 1 years old. check it out. they are going to try to go to costa rica and get her surfboard. >> greg: no helmet? baby with a soft head.

>> kimberly: i have a book tour promote. not one of my own, like greg. chris mckinley, former navy seal. they have a new book out called "enemy at the wire." and he grew up in a navy family. chris is one of our fearless warriors with the navy seals. it's a follow-up to andy's first novel. i'll look into the special ops community. tells the story of one family who had their world ripped apart by war. it's going to be preordered on amazon but it's out officially in march, in time for my birthday. >> jesse: are we going to get some tattoos now, everybody? >> dana: i will watch you get them. >> kimberly: i think the one that makes the most sense is i

think we should all get matching gorka. jesse, you go first. set your dvrs. never miss an episode of "the five." "special report" is next. bret, take it away. >> bret: thanks, kimberly. the president outlines the trump doctrine, america first, his national security strategy. some undecideds turn yes ahead of tomorrow's vote on tax reform. a deadly train accident near seattle. this is "special report" ." good evening. welcome to washington. i am bret baier. six people are dead in what authorities are calling a horrific accident south of seattle. an amtrak train making its inaugural running along a new route hurtled off an overpass, spilling cars onto a highway. investigators are on their way. dan springer is already there at the scene of the