♪ >> dana: hello, everyone. i am dana perino with kimberly guilfoyle, juan williams, jason chaffetz and greg gutfeld. this is "the five" ." this is a fox news alert. big legislative victory for president trump and congressional republicans. moments ago, the president and lawmakers gathered at the white house to celebrate the passage of the tax reform bill. this marks the biggest overhaul the tax code in three decades. here is the president's reaction. >> these are the people right behind me. they worked so long, so hard.

it's been an amazing experience. i have to tell you. hasn't been done in 34 years but actually really hasn't been done because we broke every record. i guess it's very simple. when you think you haven't heard this expression. but we are making america great again. you haven't heard that, have you? paul ryan admission, we were a team. we would get together and work very hard, didn't we? seems like it was a lot of fun. it's always a lot of fun when you win. >> dana: indeed. chairman of the key committees had high praise for president. here is orrin hatch. >> we are going to make this the greatest presidency we've seen not only in generations but maybe ever. >> dana: the bill heads to the president for his signature. let's start with the congressman because you are here. what do you think? did you think this would happen? >> jason: no, not only did

they do that but they repealed the individual mandate. and they are going to drill in and wire. there isn't even a tree to hug when and where. orrin hatch gave the most heartfelt sentiment. you have paul ryan, a huge compliment, spending his entire career trying to pull this off. a lot of praise, patting people on the back. next year when people have more money in their wallet, democrats didn't have a plan. they didn't have a solution. president trump is delivering by putting more people's money in their own pockets. >> juan: you said democrats don't have a solution. if republicans have a solution to obamacare, better plan, they would've passed it. but they didn't. here comes this plan being celebrated today. hats off to president trump and

republicans. dana says his big legislative accomplishment. i think it's his only legislative compliment but it comes at a terrific cost and it is you guys today, you are jumping. tomorrow you've got your version of obamacare roger next. >> jason: how do you argue -- >> juan: remember what happened in the 2010 elections. republicans used obamacare against the democrat successfully. anticipate the same thing now with this bill. it's being called, according to the post, the worst level of support for any legislation in three decades. three decades. >> kimberly: don't forget to hit the poll. >> dana: 's >> dana: you're talg about people not on employee insurance, a narrow slice of the population when you're talking about obamacare. this is 80% of americans will be

receiving a tax cut. it's not fundamentally changing the way we pay for something. >> greg: it could have been simpler. in our perfect world we wanted to be as simple as possible but compared to the previous system it is simpler. it's like you are comparing a coloring book to atlas shrugged. my favorite part about this, and i will touch on the individual mandate. cut corporate taxes, individual taxes. drilling anwar. obamacare mandate. what happened today is what i always dreamed of. dropping a bomb on the coffee shop left. people are overdosing on foot truly -- patchouli. >> kimberly: it's a very bad smell. >> greg: destroying obamacare.

and taxes all in one day. it's santa claus for a free market free minder. the individual mandate, you can't underplay what a big deal it is. he removed something that was coercive, something that punish people and force them to buy something when they shouldn't. people are saying oh, my god. millions are going to lose insurance. no, they are going to choose not to get insurance. that's american. that's different. >> kimberly: that's right. the president is for choice. >> juan: the choices millions of americans without insurance. >> greg: by choice. >> juan: i will give you your point. there will be some people who choose. what is it going to do to the rest of the health care structure? is going to cause it to implode. people in the insurance industry are letting people go.

>> dana: i read this morning that this bill will be good for insurers. >> juan: let's see. >> dana: that will be a complaint possibly. >> kimberly: you remember back in the day, whenever that was, you talked about, and we discussed it. it would've been a smart move. i wonder what the conference and thinks of this. to put this forward head of obamacare repeal and replace because of repealing the mandate and tax reform putting a win on the board. something they can get some consensus building about and effectively defunding obamacare with his mandate. >> dana: one thought. i want to add a question. i think it worked out the way it was supposed to. if you think of the first of the year, the president and some of his aides were going after establishment republicans because they weren't doing enough. it's almost as if they had to get through the failure to figure out how to work together. i think it worked out. i want to ask you, the house guys always complain that they

passed 400 bills in the senate doesn't do anything. juan says this is only a singular legislative accomplishment. if you are doing three things in one bill all at once, then it is several accomplishments. plus you add the circuit court judges. the senate really delivered. >> jason: and you have neil gorsuch on the supreme court. the president got done and not even in 12 months faster than anybody else is doing it. republicans and two shots and reconciliation. they only needed to get to the 50 vote threshold. they missed that opportunity. nevertheless, coming on christmas, a huge victory. nobody but nobody should have to justify and "pay for" allowing the american people to keep their own money in their own wallet. the fundamental problem with the democrats as they sold obamacare on a lie. keep your doctor. save $2500. that turned out to not true. when you tell the american people you get to keep more of your money, that's what's actually going to happen.

>> juan: so many invitations now that republicans, even on this day of celebration, setting themselves up for i guess what some people call a title wave election. i think it's going to be 2018, a tsunami. what we see in "the wall street journal" poll is the democrats have an 11-point reference in terms of who controls congress. the most stunning number, democrats are seen by the american people is better able to handle the economy than republicans. that is how damaging this bill is. >> greg: it really has been a bad year for trump anything about this tax bill and the judges in the new energy policy and isis, deregulation. imagine what a good year would be. i don't know if we can handle a good year. if this is a bad year, a good year, we might have heart attacks. this is a consequential phenomenon. for the sanity of people like rosie o'donnell, before they completely implode and end up

being incarcerated against their will, you have to admit this is an effective consequential phenomenon. it's an effective presidency even if you don't like it. you have to admit. or else you're going to go crazy. >> dana: i think it's an effective presidency because you have cooperative republicans on the house and senate. obama's first year, he had the majorities of democrats in the house and senate and they were able to do his signature achievement which was obamacare which ended up becoming the albatross. i don't think tax reform is going to be that way for republicans. >> juan: what do you mean by effective? do you think this is good? when you say effective, what drove this was republicans saying oh, my gosh. i think lindsey graham said this. if we don't have tax reform after the failure of obamacare repeal, it will be devastating for the party. we will go into 2018 and we will be shellacked. that's what drove this in seven weeks, everybody had to get on

board, bite your tongue, don't say it's a bad bill. don't say all the money is going to the rich and big corporations. >> kimberly: we talked about this yesterday. paul ryan has been passionate about it. he's been studying the numbers and wanting to do tax form. this was some of his life goals. >> dana: kevin brady had several hearings for months leading up to this and nobody was paying attention. a lot of these pieces that ended up in the bill, there were hearings on that. as i recall. >> greg: democrats think it's a big win for corporations. democrats only realize that colleges, activist groups, and nfl teams are made of people. they are made of people but corporations must be this machine. nobody gets up in the morning and goes to their office, which happens to be a corporation which happens to make things. the more profitable they are, the better things they can make

and get a cheaper and give raises. but they aren't people. they are monoliths. they aren't human. there is no tenure in a corporation but there is tenure in college. >> juan: when i am saying is americans like corporations. the way donald trump sold this bill was it's going to create jobs, that if you give the corporations more money, they are going to invest more. >> dana: time will tell. >> juan: no indication from corporate leaders, and no indication from history given what happened with the reagan tax cuts that what happens to that money is more money for the shareholders and bigger paychecks. >> jason: who do you think the shareholders are? they are the unions, the individuals buying into these. what are the democrats going to sell next year? your taxes were fine. in fact, they should have been higher. >> juan: they will simply say, why is it the corporations get 80% of his benefit and you get nothing, buddy. >> jason: the rates are on the

individual level. they own the 401(k) plans. the reason the stock market has been zooming is because this is going to happen. >> dana: can we get kimberly the last word? >> kimberly: most certainly. >> greg: that is it. that is your last word. >> kimberly: it was excellent. i think juan is a little bit of a debbie downer right now. >> juan: i think the democrats are going to do great in 2018. >> kimberly: the individual aspect. i'm going to allow you to decide what to do with your money. i'm going to give you a little bit more of it. maybe you have more educational needs. if you want to try to put a down payment on a house or something, do something for your children. you will be getting -- >> greg: what about my yacht and my servants. because i am evil and rich. >> dana: you have servants? >> greg: it takes people along time to get to the point where they consider themselves wealthy. there are people, it takes 30

years to get to a point where you get to a point you been paying all your life. now you're being demonized. >> juan: i find it interesting because today i was on a fox television show. >> greg: i hope it wasn't "daily briefing." c7 yes, it was brilliant. the host goes on and on. it is the media's fault -- >> dana: i went on and on? i will tell you republican communicators need to remember the first rule of dana perino dealing with the media. the media is never going to save you. you have to save yourself. they have a task in front of them. the job doesn't end today in terms of selling tax reform. they will need to continue to do that. i guess that's it. i got the last word. >> greg: you are going on and on. >> dana: coming up, nikki haley puts the u.n. on notice think it's big praise from the president. ♪

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euphoric the u.n. is considering a resolution concerning president trump's recent decision to move our embassy in israel to jerusalem. upon hearing this, the trump administration has decided to cancel the move. i kid. u.n. ambassador nikki haley tweeted this: "if the u.n., we are always asked to do more and give more. so when we make a decision at the will of the american people about where to locate our embassy, we don't expect those we've helped to target us." on thursday there will be a vote criticizing our choice. the u.s. will be taking names. taking names. you got to love it. politics meets "the godfather." haley shows us what american foreign policy looks like with a spine. for so long we've been doing a relationship with the u.n. that verges on spousal abuse. matter what we do, the u.n. to

excess in the teeth. it is nice to see haley hit first and hard to counter the petulant wine. it's our embassy, not theirs. so shut up, you ungrateful brats. i hope we take names and make these double parking stiff wads pay. the good news for america, there isn't just a new sheriff in town for the new sentiment, one that mixes no b.s. bluntness with the disgust for what went on in the past. the new boss is not the old boss and now the u.n. must deal with it. amen. thanks, greg. you are welcome. this is a letter, haley's letter to delegations. shall i read it? as you consider -- this is my favorite. as you consider your vote, i want you to know that the president and the united states

takes this vote personally. this is like an action hero mem memo. now it's personal. >> dana: i like to separate the politics from the personal but she's making a strong case. i saw someone anonymously saying that her letter only served to unite them more. but as soon as president trump made the announcement that he was going to seek to move the embassy from tel aviv to jerusalem, there was going to be a parade of horribles and this terrible stuff was going to happen. it's fizzled. even if they use it as an excuse to riot or commit acts of terror and try to blame it on that. but they've been doing that for years. >> greg: it is hard to distinguish one day of rage from all the other ones. >> jason: it was cold so they didn't want to protest. you go to israel, and tel aviv, you see that embassy. you go to jerusalem and there's a consulate. there's a physical facility. it's a reflection of reality and it's been the u.s. policy for

decades. the candidate -- president trump is projecting this. it is something americans have felt for a long time. it's not a brand-new position and it's the right reflective position. >> dana: reminds me of jeanne kirkpatrick. >> greg: she was great. when nikki haley becomes the first female president in 20204, will you see this as the pivotal moment that pushed her to the forefront? >> juan: could be. the current president likes bully language that you might say is analogous to the mob and the godfather, i think is what you said. i must say it does resume that kind of language. i'm taking names, counting numbers. >> greg: dirty harry. >> juan: you have a u.n. security council load. 14 of 15 countries voted to say it's wrong, they didn't like it. then you have haley saying what about our friends? people we give money to pay

britain, france. what about putin? even putin is saying -- >> dana: even putin. >> greg: you said this is american politics. >> juan: how come president bush, president clinton, president obama didn't do it? >> greg: they voted against the united states and they double parked their car. >> juan: the key is are we going to be able to broker what no one has been able to do but try to bring some peace to the middle east. that's the goal. it's not to just show off and do chest thumping. >> greg: the previous tone has not worked. i like this new tone. >> kimberly: i agree. it's enough already. we are tired of getting ripped off, whether it's the paris climate change required. these countries bring their tent about to give -- i am with hal. cut them off.

>> dana: other diplomatic reasons to give them money. part of it is stability. >> greg: do we have time to show that trump tape? are we out of time. let's do this. it's funny. >> i like the message nikki haley sent yesterday. for all of these nations that take our money and vote against us at the security council. or they vote against us potentially at the assembly. they take hundreds of millions of dollars and billions of dollars and they vote against us. we are watching them. let them vote against us. we will save a lot. we don't care. this isn't what it used to be where they would vote against you and you would pay them hundreds of millions of dollars. >> greg: it's like your uncle at thanksgiving. we don't care. they don't do anything for us. >> kimberly: there is no incentive for them to try to go with the united states and show some solidarity and support for something that shouldn't be that difficult for them to wrap their head around. instead we keep rewarding bad

behavior and complete disrespect with more money. why do we do that? >> juan: you know what? wasn't it last weekend nikki haley was in trouble with don corleone when she said the women should be heard who has something to say about him. now she's popular with donald. >> greg: that's the way it works. hot and cold. the most transparent administration in history. you know when people are in trouble and when they do well. i am tired of this segment. hillary clinton is not feeling the love this holiday season. the latest bad news for the democratic loser when we return.

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according to the latest poll, more people dislike the failed nominee than ever before. the survey says clinton's favorability in the polls has plummeted to a new low of 36%. while her unfavorable rating is at a new high of 61%. juan, i guess america doesn't want more of hillary clinton. she's been all over, working harder than when she campaigned essentially, with her book tour, making comments, giving her thoughts and opinions on all the different movements and what's been going on and it hasn't benefited her. >> juan: is that why she has a best seller? >> greg: people love a good comedy. >> juan: wait a second. her numbers are better than donald trump, and he is the president. >> greg: she is doing nothing and people can't stand her. people actually hate her. all she was doing is showing up

on colbert. when you are working every day, you're going to take off half the country. she is just waltzing around. good contrast. trump lengthy -- left the end of the year on a high note. she is a constant low note. she is like a guy on a plane that stunk up the bathroom. shouldn't have had a burrito. my point is she has nothing better to do. she's like that old guy who hangs out at the hardware store who keeps asking for the prices of stuff but never buys anything. >> dana: annoying. >> greg: nowhere to go. >> dana: drives me crazy. >> kimberly: greg, what i think you mean is because the president is trying to do work and have accomplishments, people might take issue. especially people like juan about -- in other liberal democrats be upset that he is doing so well. >> juan: the winning is

killing me. >> greg: they have to blame hillary for trump winning. it was her entitlement and arrogance. >> greg: let me say without hillary as a whipping girl, what would you do? what would donald trump do? every day he brings her up. >> greg: she was on "the daily show." >> juan: go after hillary. does anyone have a tattoo of view on their arm or leg? >> dana: probably. >> greg: go to the fox gym and watch dobbs do squats. >> jason: do you have a vomit bowl? >> greg: >> kimberly: yes. >> dana: on the campaign, when they would talk about her likability, she expresses

wonder. she doesn't understand why people feel this way about her. people might feel it's because she takes tough stances. she did the book. i think she wanted to try to be the first to write history. she's probably made a lot of money on the book but you're out there reminding people about your loss and why alas, i think it adds into it. if you are at 36% approval, it's not just republicans disapproving, it's also democrats frustrated and they probably do want to move on. i have some empathy for her. i wouldn't want to have to read these poles about myself. that's why i avoid the polls. >> kimberly: but she ran for president. >> dana: if you think of someone like john mccain, who lost, and mitt romney. even al gore. they didn't write books right away. she might not care about this. >> jason: i think this poll adds a bit of clarity to me because i think those campaign

strategists around her have the right idea. don't go to wisconsin. don't go to pennsylvania. don't go to michigan because every time you show up, we are going to losing votes. the cold reality, and it's difficult and hard, but if the race were held today, donald trump would thump her even more. he would win buy a bigger margin. >> kimberly: probably good news for the democrats. they are going to move on and say we can't win with her. enough already. if her numbers were up a little bit, there might be a compelling case to give her a chance again but i think the rest of the democrats who want to run, the 16 people who want to jump in our like, yes. >> greg: they are all going to be women because there won't be any democrats left. >> juan: what? am i and endangered endangered species? >> kimberly: only if you are in congress. >> juan: obama's numbers.

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♪ >> juan: seems like no one can get enough of the pentagon's secret ufo program, including our press corps. check out this moment is white house press secretary sarah sanders gets a question about president trump and aliens. >> reporter: i want to ask about ufos. [laughter] several media reports. sorry. >> i don't know if that's a coincidence or not. i feel like i already want to pass on this question, given

that you've got aliens sitting among you. >> reporter: secret pentagon program researching ufos, funding for that in 2012. does the president believe in the incidence of ufos and would he be interested in restoring funding for the program? >> somehow that question hasn't come up in the last couple days but i will check into that and be happy to circle back. >> juan: in case you didn't get that. the reporter for "the hill" asking, something goes off. not quite calm principle. sarah sanders responds by saying apparently there are aliens among us. but we have a former congressman among us. tell us. are there aliens? >> dana: did you know about that secret program? >> jason: i could tell you but i would have to kill you. >> kimberly: start right here.

>> jason: you are already more than halfway there. i've never heard of this. you watch these air force videos showing up. trained air force pilots flying f-16s and i don't know what that is in that video. >> greg: you have a fly in the cockpit. it's just inside the cockpit. >> juan: let's look at a piece of tape from the man running the secret program at the pentagon. here's what he had to say. >> these aircraft, we will call them aircraft, or displaying characteristics that are not currently when the u.s. inventory nor any foreign inventory we are aware of. my personal belief is that there is very compelling evidence that we may not be alone. >> juan: wow, kimberly. >> kimberly: this has been getting a lot of news coverage,

with increasing frequency. i am sure we are going to know fairly soon a lot more, especially with president trump. he believes in transparency and putting these things out there. going to have to make a determination if this is going to affect national security interest. it is something people are curious about. people have always asked about it. >> kimberly: kimberly telus. are we alone. >> greg: aboard immediately. >> kimberly: i have to leave now. >> dana: i think "the new york times" breaking this story over the weekend was a coup journalistically. the fact that there is that secret program part of the defense intelligence agency. i don't care about space. i'm sorry to say that. i know you should. i don't care. i like space movies.

i like pigs in space on the muppets. >> kimberly: that's not real. >> dana: i don't really have a curiosity about it. we went to roswell, new mexico, sometime during the bush presidency and i asked him on the way there, if you ever asked to have the roswell files brought to the oval office you could find out what really happened. he wouldn't tell me. he didn't even tell me. >> jason: do you like "star wars"? >> dana: no. not "star trek." >> kimberly: i prefer "star wars" to "star trek." >> greg: i am against all work, including "star wars" ." we have to figure this out. why haven't we heard from alien aliens? they already came. aliens already came and created earth. the reason why we are here is because of aliens. aliens are simply waiting for our metamorphosis to total artificial intelligence. all the other planets, the

reason why you don't see any life out there is that they began like earth and metamorphic size into artificial intelligence. we are only in that preliminary stages. we are essentially the caterpillar we are waiting to become the butterfly, artificial intelligence. once earth becomes self-aware and eliminates us in human form, will be welcomed in the fold as ai and we will become equally silent in the universe. >> dana: butterflies only live for 24 hours. >> greg: that was a metaphor. my goodness. >> jason: it's like that show "men in black," which i love. >> juan: coming up, this is going to be fun. most annoying words of 2017. does not include "guess what," sorry, gregory. we will reveal the list and have some fun next.

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>> jason: i like that song. fake news? whatever? if those words annoy you, you are not alone. those with the two top phrases in the polls most annoying words of 2017. other agitators include no offense, followed by literally and "you know what i mean." my wife has her own special words when i say "i've got it." she hates it. >> kimberly: it's your tone. >> jason: i've been married for 26 years. i am just now figuring out that to hone is everything. >> kimberly: put a little sugar on it. >> jason: what words annoy you you? >> kimberly: start with "guess what." you people, what else do you say? i can't believe what i'm hearin

hearing. this table. >> greg: you are always attacking the table. >> kimberly: he is. >> juan: it is like vegas with the table. the game is rigged. >> jason: what words bother you? >> juan: nothing on this list. what bothers me and is when pee say "like." just speak. tell me what is on your mind. fake news is becoming tiresome to me. i felt the most curious one was "no offense but" people aren't saying what's on their mind. >> dana: i don't like "no offense but," complements with some sort of caveat. i never agree with you but i really liked what you had to say. always having to protect themselves. i don't like it.

>> jason: i hate it when they talk about mainstream media. mainstream media? that's the most overused. >> dana: you are going to be in real trouble. >> jason: i got there earlier. >> greg: i can't tell you how tired i am of hearing people say please, please, please let me out. [laughter] you don't know how much padding i put in the walls. nonstop. please, please. i swear i won't tell the police. enough already. enough. i will let you out when the time comes. >> kimberly: is that a female or male voice? >> greg: i don't... i don't hear gender. i think hemmer is going to be on for a few days. going to be a holiday hemmer.

[laughter] >> dana: while don, jason. >> kimberly: there goes your reputation. >> greg: this show is very problematic at the end of the day. >> dana: literally. >> jason: "one more thing" is up next. we're on a mission to show drip coffee drinkers, it's time to wake up to keurig. wakey! wakey! rise and shine! oh my gosh! how are you? well watch this. i pop that in there. press brew. that's it. so rich. i love it. that's why you should be a keurig man! full-bodied. are you sure you're describing the coffee and not me?

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♪ >> dana: it is time for "one more thing." i'm going to go first. we had a fun get-together last night. not everybody could make it. greg was working. kimberly stopped by. the ones who came, it was fun. there is jesse. kimberly. we caught her in her coat before she left. she had to host for hannity. are you hosting tonight? >> kimberly: i am not. >> dana: you might see her out on the town tonight. group shot. there is jesse and juan. it was very fun and we thank the producers and everyone behind the scenes for making the show what it is. >> kimberly: and the crew. >> dana: we don't do much around here. >> kimberly: we have limited talents. it's all about them. >> dana: think you and merry christmas. >> juan: what is christmas without a twinkle in a child's eye? not much if the child on the family can't afford christmas

cheer the form of a gift. one new jersey schoolteacher set out on a mission to change that. jennifer, a teacher in paterson, new jersey, raised nearly $5,000 to buy each of the 500 students at her school gift, a christmas gift. she was inspired. one student told her she wasn't expecting to get anything for christmas. she did the job and she has already started a fund-raising drive for next year through go fund me. all of you, go out there and have the christmas spirit. >> dana: so many teachers go over and beyond. >> kimberly: we should also spank hair and makeup. this is an optical illusion they create. you should see us in real life. >> greg: if they have to make me ugly for this show. i am wearing a fat suit right

now. >> kimberly: wow okay. can i show this? a woman got engaged and she texted. have you done this, greg? wrong number, getting engage. it went to sarah michelle geller. it went on her facebook page. isn't that adorable? have you done that, greg? >> greg: no, i don't do anything bad. pure as the driven snow. i had to go to a speech in west palm beach tomorrow. you are not going to see me until i don't know when. january 2, i think. i still have a gg show this saturday. following week, i have a new year's eve show at 10:00 p.m. saturday with dave rubin and i can remember the other person there. let's do one of these. i hate these people.

i need a favor for you people traveling tomorrow. i am flying out of new newark, going to florida. where some clothes. where some pants. i don't want tank tops. attached to might've been good but now you're getting up in years. it doesn't look good. i don't want to sit behind you and stare at a weird dolphin. wear a sweater or pants. >> dana: it's winter so people will probably be wearing -- >> greg: i am flying to florida. people are dressing like they are going to slumber parties. you are on a plane. >> kimberly: you are the only one. you can wear your short robe and it's no problem. >> dana: his short robe reaches to his ankles. >> juan: do you think you are getting cranky? >> greg: i don't like flying and i don't like flying around people not dressed properly.

>> juan: what if i had on a santa hat? >> dana: i would veto that. >> greg: i would have you thrown off the plane. >> dana: allred, congressman. knock us out of the park. >> jason: you are hazing the rookie. this is a sweet story. bullying is very real for a lot of people in this young lady out of plano, texas, since she was in third grade, had been asking for one thing probably most people don't ask for for their birthdays. she wanted braces. over the weekend, her family delivered. watch this. >> you are set up with your appointment. >> jason: bats a heartwarming thing. she wanted braces. i was a headgear man myself. look at that picture.

wearing braces back in the day. >> kimberly: so cute. >> dana: set your dvrs. never miss an episode of "the five." "special report" is up next. bret, can you help us? >> bret: i had braces. i did. a victory lap for president trump and congressional republicans as they celebrate the passage of the biggest tax code rewrite in 30 years. will update you on the effort to avoid a government shutdown at the end of the work week, and will speak with treasury secretary steven mnuchin. fox news exclusive with fresh subpoenas coming over possible conflicts of interest in the fbi's russian investigation. this is "special report" ." good evening. i am bret baier it was a legislated legislative