♪ >> greg: i am greg gutfeld with kimberly guilfoyle, juan williams, jesse watters, and dana perino. "the five" ." to summarize the golden globes, women wore black. men wore pins. people used words like intersectional gender parity. >> we want intersectional gender parity. >> greg: yes. nothing like messing on the carpet. this script was set. a show of unity condemning abuses most in hollywood had ignored for decades.

it's about time. i don't think i could stick another standing ovation for a child rapist. but one form of lockstep becomes another. hollywood therapy is always projection, lecturing us on us when what's really wrong is hollywood. connie britton's shirt reads "poverty is sexist." it makes no sense to inject identity politics into shared suffering unless of course it looks good on a shirt. "the handmaid's tale," a horror fantasy were women are routinely abused. keep it from becoming real, says the guy who won. sadly he wasn't referring to iran. i think he meant us because hollywood tends to this the real abuses. iran, venezuela, the ussr, cuba. they are always the last to know or care.

then came oprah. a strong speech designed to bring moral clarity to in the moral terrain. >> for too long, women have not been heard or believed. if they dared to speak their truth to the power of those men, but their time is up. i want all the girls watching here now to know that a new day is on the horizon. >> greg: eight went on. the time is up button did not apply to her. with jean is having oprah on. it made the night about her not the scandals. even nbc called her the next president. that sounds familiar. nominate oprah. she wins. i'm not kidding. skip it, get to the point. put oprah up there. you don't even hold the election. it's over. oprah is an icon who unlike

traditional politicians could match a wild card like donald trump. if she won, she could give everyone a free car. old roe versus donald. best, greatest election ever. >> kimberly: a woman ran for the president of the united states and if she wasn't such a bad candidate, she maybe would have won. condoleezza rice would have done better. >> greg: should've been oprah. that's the best idea hollywood has. maybe the best when they have left. i watched, kimberly, the entire show. i thought it was brilliant that oprah came on because it overshadowed a lot of the negativity and people came away with a good feeling, whether you disagreed with it or not. people are talking about that. >> kimberly: low, that was probably the big pivotal moment of the night. you start across social media and all the blogs. people loved it. she looked great. she sounded fantastic,

confident, poised. certain of her message. it was externally well-received by achieving gender parity for men and women. once again, she is winning. >> greg: dana, when i think about this, i think of this is the mirror of trump. if there's a crowded democratic field in 2019, if she is up on stage with 17 other politicians, she instantly goes to the front because she's not a politician. she's a billionaire and she is like a hard-core persuader like trump. >> dana: and a business woman. i think the thing is she doesn't want to run for president. people keep asking her. i suppose a a couple of her friends say she is considering it but i guess now we've broken the seal on taking a different approach to politics, i think she would be as good a candidate as anyone else. it would be interesting how the democrats who supported

bernie sanders would support oprah. >> greg: welcome back, juan. how was jamaica? >> excellent. >> greg: you missed some great weather. >> i missed you. >> jesse: don't lie, juan. >> greg: the democrats would be crazy not to recruit her. dana says we have broken the seal on this so now it's like the biggest celebrity becomes the president? >> dana: no, she wouldn't be the first. >> her longtime friend stedman graham has said she would do it. but when she was interviewed sometime back by david rubinstein, she said that that was ridiculous because i know nothing about politics or foreign affairs. but now with donald trump she says, well, maybe. maybe the doors open but for me, i don't understand, what's the attraction of people who don't know what they are doing?

she's a terrific personality. i happen to know her and like her very much. i just don't know if she would be president of the united states. i think the same thing about someone we know well. >> greg: how hard could it be? running a business is harder than running the country, right? >> jesse: sure. i liked how self-satisfied you look when you are playing the clips of yourself. let see that look again. also knock off the stuff about connie britton. i like her. i thought that was a fine shirt. layoff. listen, i want to the people to pick the president. i don't want the press to fake it. the "draft oprah" movement shows how desperate the democrats are. she is a threat. she's a self-made billionaire, incredibly captivating.

she has wide appeal as a black woman to middle america. she can finance. what's her position on north korea? does president oprah strike fear in the hearts of isis? what dishy thing about the border policy? >> juan: sounds like you are talking about trump a year ago. >> jesse: he had been dabbling in policy for decades. he had been writing about it. oprah is more a vessel, and even you would have to admit it. >> juan: i said earlier i don't think she knows much about politics or foreign affairs but i don't get how you can say trump knew everything. >> jesse: i think trump knows more about politics and policies and oprah. >> greg: speaking of business, weight watchers shares jumped 13% because she owns 10%. >> kimberly: okay, well, good. weight watchers helped a lot of people.

>> greg: just by mentioning them. if i mention weight watchers. they deliver the food, don't they? >> jesse: what was that again? >> greg: weight watchers. >> dana: i write a thing today about how men are now becoming the spokespeople for things like weight watchers. >> kimberly: nutrisystem and things like that. i think sitting up a little bit better might help. >> greg: going after my posture. you watch the whole thing. >> kimberly: i responded positively in the affirmative from an email from the producers. >> greg: what did you think about the tone? >> kimberly: the women dressed in black. he seemed a little bit more like somber, little bit more, not as at the linton people being raucous. it was more like, dignified. i thought it wasn't -- i thought i wasn't going to like it.

i liked the oprah thing. i thought the women looked beautiful. at first i thought it was going to be some kind of aggressive movement but it wasn't. it was dignified. it was fine. i didn't have a problem with it. it was entertaining. i kept it on. >> greg: they invited tonya harding because they made a movie about her. she was there, and they kind of portrayed her as a feminist icon but allegedly didn't she plan to attack, wasn't she part of the attack? >> juan: yes. >> greg: nancy carrigan was a victim. >> greg: nancy carrigan was kneecapped. >> dana: a reluctant accomplice. >> juan: what strikes me is the culture is ahead of the politics in america all of a sudden. everything is about the culture. the golden globes, oprah, you don't need to really know anything to run for office. what?

the world has gone crazy. >> greg: or the world has gotten more awesome. i'm going to play sound on tape of the host seth meyers because nobody remembers because of oprah. he addresses the criticism that hollywood is a bunch of elites. >> it looks like a room of privileged hollywood elite and that's fair but everyone in this room knows that hollywood is so much more than that. when you on a film set, you meet hairdressers and camera people and script supervisors. most of the jobs on film sets are jobs for people who work long, hard hours. they are american dream jobs. those people aren't there thanks to their rich dad. except for that one p.a. people in this room worked really hard to get here, but it's clear now than ever before that the women had to work even harder. >> greg: jesse, what he's doing is taking the little people to make it so that the elites don't look so bad. look. we have hairstylists. makeup, caterers. >> jesse: my butler and my

driver. >> greg: my footman. >> jesse: who was the woman on "the view" or one of those things we said we need open borders because someone has to clean the bathrooms. that's what it comes off as. nbc comes out and promotes this whole presidency of oprah. because she did a "me too" speech but nbc covered up for matt lauer and then spiked the weinstein exclusive. i don't really know what nbc wants. you can't have it both ways. >> greg: dana, i forgot about that. nbc tweeted that oprah was going to be the next president, and they pulled the tweet. >> dana: nbc said they had outsourced twitter that night to a third-party who had tweeted that so that's why they deleted it. i know how twitter works. it's not that hard and you don't have to hire a third-party. >> greg: no, no. just have a party.

my tweets are remarkably mild, i believe. well received. across the board, well received. that's enough. i don't think we will be speaking about the golden globes at least for another year. >> kimberly: we will be talking about oprah. >> dana: >> greg: i had, president trump's staunch defense of his mental fitness. that's next. you can't predict the market, but through good times and bad at t. rowe price we've helped our investors stay confident for over 80 years. call us or your advisor. t. rowe price. invest with confidence. need a change of scenery? the kayak price forecast tool tells you whether to wait or book your flight now. so you can be confident you're getting the best price. giddyup! kayak. search one and done.

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everybody, settle down. >> there is only one thing worse than trying to criminalize political differences and that's trying to use psychiatrist. the psychiatrist trying to diagnose without ever having met the man, that's what they did in russia. i've represented dissidents who they locked up in mental hospitals. that's what they did in china. that's what they did in apartheid south africa. how dare liberals, people on the left, try to undo democracy by accusing a president of being mentally ill without any basis. >> jesse: president trump didn't have to but he did address the mental health concerns from his critics and a tweet calling himself a "very stable genius." and then appeared before cameras at camp david. >> i went to the best colleges or college. i went to -- i had a situation where i was a very excellent student, came out and made billions and billions of

dollars. it became one of the top business people. went to television, and for ten years was a tremendous success as you probably have heard. ran for president one time and won, and then i hear this guy that doesn't not know me, doesn't know me at all. >> jesse: this is what they did with reagan and bush. all republican presidents are dumb and crazy. now they are doing it. >> dana: this went way over the line to me. the psychiatrist getting together, figuring out, first they thought he didn't want to run, then he didn't want to win and then didn't want to govern. today his deputy press secretary announces he is for sure running again in 2020. i think this is a big waste of time by the democrats because they are ceding the policy ground to republicans as they take off their agenda one by one. the economy is recovered and president trump is pushing on the gas pedal and that with the

tax cuts. you are left with the democrats trying to hang their hat on the hope, on some sort of mental instability. it's really unfortunate. i think it's preposterous but i would say i think it's really unfortunate for this country, who has talked about mental health a lot in the last several years and how we need to do more to address it, and they are basically making a mockery of it. a lot of people out there are dealing with mental health issues or whose children are all whose family members are this is super irresponsible. >> jesse: do you agree they failed to defeat president trump in the arena of ideas so they are throwing this merit him. >> greg: calling him hitler didn't work. the russia thing is stalling. in their toolshed, this is the chainsaw because the rifles are empty. none of the people calling him crazy could've pulled off what he did. let's say you are clinically mentally ill. you are consistent, consistently

clinically mentally ill. you can't go out and do a rally in a speech and then go back privately and dissolve into some kind of mess. that's not how it works. that's what they are suggesting. they are suggesting when you see them is fine but behind closed doors he loses it. i have questions about the psychiatrist. there is some interesting things about her that i think warrants further explanation. in defense of people using this, and i think juan might agree, this is the mirror image of the birth certificate. the 25th amendment argument and the birth certificate argument are both identically the same in terms of delegitimizing the person. everything has a mirror here. when we are saying this is insane, and a lot of people were saying the same thing about the birth certificate. even darrell there might be more legitimacy to the birth certificate because we don't have a real thing but i think t.

donald trump, you can say he is odd. people who do extraordinary things are often odd but they are not crazy. they might be a little off, a little nutty. kimberly. >> kimberly: greg. man in the mirror. >> jesse: let's let juan respond. is this an attempt to delegitimize the president? >> juan: what struck me is that largely this comes out of the michael wolfe book. who is he quoting? he is quoting republicans. >> jesse: on the record? >> juan: rand paul said this guy is a delusional narcissist. lindsey graham, this week and said everything is fine. lindsey graham said he is a kook. bob corker, republican senator has said basically this is adult day care. this man has never demonstrated the capacity of president or the stability. >> greg: they are talking about a personality.

they are not talking about the mental state. that's way different. >> juan: no, no, no. i think it's the same. they are talking about the guy they deal with it they think is a little off and they are reluctant to say it and they don't attack him but they apparently said this stuff to wolff if he is to be believed. and then once wolff puts it out there, everybody says, is this "the king has no close?" >> dana: the psychiatrist getting together that was separate. >> juan: what drives that i think is the book and all the revelations that republicans are saying these things about trump. >> jesse: i will post this to kimberly. you know what i think it's crazy, when people say global warming is a greater threat than isis. that i think is mentally insane. >> kimberly: that is definitely disturbed. i like what alan dershowitz have to say. politically oppose someone. don't try to cast aspersions about their mental state or faculties or ability to serve.

if he's crazy, then crazy is good. sign me up for more. he's had a tremendous amount of accomplishments. everybody has had to admit that pretty much. in terms of what he's been able to achieve and get done in a very quick period of time. this is something that disturbs people. they find it mentally disturbing that he's done as well as he has, so they are trying to go back on him and cast these types of ideas on people to try to it more mainstream and acceptable. this is a guy who doesn't have his faculties or lacks intelligence. really? how did he get into the white house? >> jesse: he defeated a dynasty. >> kimberly: to be honest. 16 very qualified candidates who ran. he did the debates. he campaigned out there. he made a tremendous amount of money and jobs created in terms of the economy with american businesses. was this all dumb luck? >> jesse: people are sick of all the winning. i head, steve bannon attempts to make amends after turning on the

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attention from the president's accomplishments. it is sorry good enough? >> greg: bannon is like your best friend telling you a drunken, disgusting story and then notices that your wife is in the other room and heard everything. so that's the script i am writing. the movie i want to make. it's never -- he wanted to bring the world down and now he has no matches and he is no lighter fluid. he has only one path: "dancing with the stars" ." hillary as his partner. >> kimberly: you have to have a professional as your partner. >> greg: think how beautiful. >> kimberly: all right, shake it off. dana, what do you make of this? in terms of the communications, do you like the message and was

it too little too late? >> dana: it doesn't really matter what i think. i would say hours after the book hit the ground and this guy is obviously very smart. he knows communications pretty well and he waited and waited. i think he actually did say it. and now he is trying to figure out a way to backtrack. one thing he didn't backtrack was the comments about mueller's investigation actually zeroing in on money laundering and jared kushner. that wasn't part of the statement he released on sunday. the other thing is, i noticed in chapter seven the book there's this detail and it doesn't necessarily have to do with bannon but when michael flynn does an interview with "the washington post" on background and he's asked did you have contacts with the russians in which you discussed sanctions? he says no and denies it twice. she calls back to the committee kitchen structure and says michael flynn denies this twice. is it cool if we put it on the

record? and they say yes, cool, fine. no problem. then he called michael flynn inside by the way i want to let you know i told them they can use it on the record. is that okay? he gets "oh, actually." now they can't pull it back. interesting detail the book. i thought that's the moment it starts to unravel. >> kimberly: also jesse, he didn't say i'm sorry or regrets or anything about jared leto or ivanka or anything like that. >> jesse: it was mostly about don jr. the apology nonapology. the book was designed as a hand grenade to throw inside the trump white house. the only person it really killed was bannon. i think trump survives this. this guy came in as a wolf in sheep's clothing. he kind of punk his people in order to get in there and try to take down the white house. that was his motivation. take down trump and lead to

impeachment. >> kimberly: michael wolff? >> jesse: correct. the main point of the book was that trump didn't want to win. if he didn't want to win, why did he collude with the russians to win? the whole thing doesn't make sense. especially saying that all of the trump family thought their father was a loser and loser and insane and not a good guy. it's so erroneous. cnn comes out, your home monitor friend and says the book is riddled with inaccuracies, sloppy, shoddy reporting. but it rings true. rings true is the standard at cnn? that's why they get into so much trouble and asked to fire people. if a conservative author finagled his way to the obama white house and wrote an error-filled booklet took down or attempted to take down obama, do you think he would be on every single show on tv and people would be giving him the benefit of the doubt and the media would say it rings true?

no. his book would probably be boycotted and he would be totally trashed in the media. >> juan: oh, gee, we've never seen anything like that with the clintons? what was the name of that book? peter schweizer's book. ed klein. the point here to your rebuttal which at that was pretty good, who invited wolff in? >> jesse: i agree. >> juan: i'm saying they invited him in. >> jesse: self-inflicted error. >> juan: big time. that's their actions. they brought him in. similarly, does anybody really think bannon was not part of trump, trump didn't love bannon? they served each other's purposes. i am saying this guy comes out and says what he says, doesn't retract it. kimberly, i think you're right. he didn't sam sorry.

he didn't say anything like tha that. steve i think it would've been better if he had come out. that's why people are having a hard time. and the president rejected it. >> juan: all of a sudden, apparently wolff did some interviews and apparently people are running away from it. >> dana: steve bannon is very quotable. says some pretty funny stuff. >> juan: i think the bigger story here is that now that, the question is bannon out at breitbart? that's still up in the air. secondly, what about rebecca mercer and her dad? they are the big conservative money people who have been bannon all along. they said last week they are done supporting bannon. what does that mean for breitbart, bannon, what does it mean for mitch mcconnell? all of a sudden, it looks like the incumbents bannon plan to

attack. >> dana: president trump says he come if he is campaigning hard, it will be for the incumbent. >> kimberly: the book has been widely criticized because of so many inaccuracies. he was saying they didn't say it, didn't happen that way. i don't know what was going on with this guy. no distractions for the president as he continues to focus on a thriving economy and bringing jobs back to america. president trump in nashville. that's next. hi...so i just got off the phone with our allstate agent, and i know that we have accident forgiveness. so the incredibly minor accident that i had tonight- four weeks without the car. okay, yup. good night. with accident forgiveness your rates won't go up just because of an accident. switching to allstate is worth it. we know that when you're spending time with the grandkids every minute counts. and you don't have time for a cracked windshield. that's why we show you exactly when we'll be there. saving you time, so you can keep saving the world.

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♪ >> dana: president trump laid out his plan to have rural america today and the great

state of tennessee. he is the first president in a quarter-century to address the american farm bureau federation's annual convention. here were some of the highlight highlights. speak away been working every day to deliver for america's farmers just as they work every single day to deliver for us. the american dream is roaring back to life and we have just signed into law the most significant tax cuts and reforms in american history. we are also putting an end to the regulatory assault on your way of life. we are witnessing a new era of patriotism, prosperity, and pride. at the forefront of this exciting new chapter is the great american farmer. farm country is god's country. so true. >> dana: up juan, one of the things the president did is signing an executive order authorizing more broadband connectivity, putting towers around so people living in rural america can have the same type of access everyone else does. without that was a pretty positive thing.

>> juan: it is. with net neutrality, they have to maybe pay more but it's a great thing. a lot of the cable companies been very aggressive at saying that's something we can do, we should do. i think the support from the president is a big aim for that and a big boom for rural america which has been going through difficult economic times. where the president and the farmers are on different pages, issues like nafta, trade, import export. american farmers need the global marketplace. he didn't say he was going to change that. >> dana: on "the daily briefing today," she said the agriculture immunity had had good meetings with the white house and she thinks their concerns about nafta have been addressed. >> kimberly: this is what i thought was fascinating. and persuasive. saying it's been discussed and they feel a sense of accomplishment. i think this goes to the sense that president trump, being very hands-on to try to address people's concerns, really

understanding jobs and promising to connect with the working class men and women, including yes, farmers. farmers have been left behind just like coal miners. what are your particular interests and concerns of your group? as it relates to them. address the issues and move forward. i think it's effective governing is what it is and it's what has been needed. no two groups are the same. they have different needs and concerns. have to be sensitive to those and listen and he do that when he was campaigning. now he's doing it while he's in the oval. >> dana: one of the things he led with something you talked about often, greg, basically doing, what the tax reform bill did on death taxes are people with family farms can try to keep it in the family more and not be penalized. >> greg: he made a funny joke out of it. he said this isn't really going to help you. >> dana: your children. >> greg: you can't attack something that's already been

taxed. that's immoral, wrong. i think i can speak for everybody that watches msnbc and cnn. what is rural? >> dana: what's our farm? >> greg: what is the heartland? >> dana: had a very receptive crowd. >> jesse: it's amazing a billing or real estate developer from queens can bond so much with these farmers command he has. it's amazing the rural support that the president has had. these are critical districts, in ohio, in wisconsin, in iowa. he is going to need these voters. he comes out and tends to these voters, not necessarily with any tools but he talks about cutting the estate tax and he is selling his tax reduction plan, talking about broadband. and he's talking about the regulations. he brought up the famous stream regulation. a trickle of this stream runs through your property. all of a sudden the feds can

regulated. >> dana: waters of the united states. this is the bill named after yo you. some of you have told us you watch "the five" while running on a treadmill but you won't be able to anymore if you work out at one of the national jim chains -- gym chains that has banned all cable news. rivers. coming at you with my brand-new vlog. just making some ice in my freezer here. so check back for that follow-up vid. this is my cashew guy bruno. holler at 'em, brun. kicking it live and direct here at the fountain. should i go habanero or maui onion? should i buy a chinchilla? comment below. did i mention i save people $620 for switching? chinchilla update -- got that chinchilla after all. say what up, rocco. ♪

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♪ >> juan: exercise, one way to keep healthy. one gym chain is suggesting you cut out cable news as well. lifetime fitness just band channels like fox news, cnn, msnbc, and others from their tv sets to create environments that they see our, i'm quoting, "free of consistently negative or politically charged content." the company says the changes consistent with its healthy way of life philosophy. dana, is this good for you? >> dana: no, i think just let people watch whatever they want to watch. if you have a machine that allows you to see just your screen. >> juan: i think they are talking about, if they have a bank of tvs. >> dana: i know.

let people watch whatever they want to watch. a lot of people exercise while they are watching the show and i'm sure that's true for the able cable channels. what if you don't have a lot of extra time to catch up on the news? >> juan: kimberly, something similar earlier at the ymca. >> kimberly: half the time -- listen, people should be able to watch what they want. i like it if people get excited and motivated jumping around on the treadmill, watching "the five." >> juan: are you watching tv while pumping iron? >> jesse: i watch msnbc. hate watching. makes me run really fast. let them watch what they want. the gym is a safe space. people who go to the gym don't need safe spaces. they are healthy. they want to work out.

they want to get after it. i don't think the gym should coddle people. >> kimberly: sweaty, melty snowflakes. >> greg: the e! channel, some of the most unsettling images. they show this show called "botched." elective plastic cosmetic surgery gone bad. it's like watching amusement park accidents. i am sitting there on the stair climber, going, somebody turn this off. it's the worst stuff on tv. it's not cable. it's pop culture the kardashian kardashians, plastic surgery. if someone came down and watched us watching that, what they would think we were vain, shallow creatures. >> kimberly: you are writing

my notes. >> greg: writing my notes. people ask to change the channe channel. the fights are always over the machines because jerks monopolize them. what they do is they sit on -- they are on their phone and not working out. you should get thrown out immediately. >> kimberly: what do you say? >> greg: i say "are you using that?" and they say yes and i say no, you're on your phone. >> dana: you become the phone monitor. >> juan: at least they are not smoking in the gym.

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head around makes me nervous. catch me doing things. >> kimberly: seems to only be getting the front side. >> greg: i think we have had enough of this bird. all right, juan. >> juan: back to frigid temperatures from my vacation in jamaica. >> greg: here we go, pictures! >> juan: here i am with my wife overlooking port antonio. here's a picture, looking over the world famous blue lagoon. it was a ton of fun. here is a rare picture of the family with no grandkids. super moon in the background lighting up the ocean. here are the grandkids on new year's eve. these are my kids. and here's a picture of me getting a well-deserved nap. it's good to be back. >> greg: good to have you back. all right, dana. >> dana: minute short. i want to show you two new

friends of mine. this is lillian and rose. i met them at the brick diner in brick, new jersey. they are huge, huge fans of "the five." they even made the manager change the tv to fox news from cnn while i was there. it was a big thing, they watch every day. i want to say thanks for making new friends. >> kimberly: god bless. thank you for watching. >> greg: let's go to kimberly. i don't want this to start. >> kimberly: kimberly's royal news. greg is such a hater. new royal photos released today, the duke and duchess of cambridge, two adorable photos. princess charlotte. so, so cute and she headed off to her first day of nursery school. she is 2 years old. she will be attending wilcox nursery school near kensington palace in london. they were taken by her mom. >> greg: really? now we know where she goes to

school. great for kidnappers, kimberly. [laughter] put google maps up there. >> kimberly: why do you ruin my royalty segment? >> greg: you did a good job. very adorable. a lot of them aren't as adorable. there is some hideous royalty out there. let's go through the list of ugly royalty. prince charles, not a looker. >> jesse: i find him quite handsome. >> kimberly: very nice dinner company. >> dana: what do you think of andrew? >> greg: i can't remember. >> kimberly: she brought it up for a reason. >> greg: prince andrew? wait a minute. is that a dirty joke? [laughter] >> jesse: i'm going to recover from this. this is sad news actually, this irish pub is closing next thursday. the rent is too damn high.

everyone is sad about this. this place came on the scene when rudy cleaned up times square. everyone went here. mccain, meryl streep, baldwin, greg gutfeld, hannity, geraldo. we called it studio l. it was another studio for us. steve dunleavy used to go there. >> kimberly: we've had our parties there. >> greg: >> jesse: we should goe last time. >> juan: this neighborhood is changing. next door used to be a wonderful little sandwich shop. gone. >> jesse: they closed all the delis. and now langan's is shutting down. thanks, de blasio. >> greg: set your dvrs. never miss an episode of "the five." why would you?

"special report" is up next. that's what bret baier. take it away. >> kimberly: i have been to langan's. president trump puts salvadoran immigrants on the clock. immigration takes center stage and government shutdown talks. what really is going on with the iranian protests? this is "special report" ." good evening. welcome to washington. i'm bret baier. more than 200,000 salvadoran immigrants could be forced to leave the u.s. by september of next year. that is the trump administration is pulling what's known as temporary protected status for residents from el salvador who came to the u.s. after devastating earthquakes in 2001. the move, sparking some heated reaction from administration critics, comes as the trump administration and congress are working on new