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mr. trump responded to questions today after a ceremony at the white house. how some of the president's frequent critics reacted to the report. >> the president of the united states is racist. >> we know we have in the white house someone who could lead the ku klux klan in america. >> this is someone who has supposen a path that is racism with steroids. >> perhaps the white house feels the president's remarks will well received in some part of the country and in the president's base. perhaps that is true. it doesn't make what he said any less ignorant or racist. >> our president is a clear and present danger to non-white people in america. it's that simple.

>> obviously, some widespread criticism. people on the left, jesse, that have disfavor with the president say he is racist and his base is also racist. he should not be in the white house. not fit to govern. >> the left seized on this, but trump gave them the weapon. he should not have said it. it was crude and rude. i would not say it but trump is offensive. it should not come as any surprise. >> and issued a denial. >> no one knows exactly what was said except him in the people in the room. putting that aside, the point he was making these countries he was talking about, i don't believe are "s...hole" countries. they are impoverished and have a lot of problems. he saids in merit based

immigration. people said let's bring in people from 3rd world country and the president wants to bring in people based on merit, whether it's a high education or english speaking. immigration policy he is trying to put forth, that's the priority for him. what got lost in his gaffe that people are talking about that. the deal is hanging in the balance. he had a lot of momentum going into this. the tax cuts was doing great. he had a great meeting and he was going to bring people together on the immigration overhaul. now that's lost. he has to do a lot to regain the momentum. i dislike people on the left. you and i know people who have been at cocktail people, they call middle-america "s...hole." they are putting people down who

live in different parts of the country. they call christians bad things. what did obama say? hillary clinton called half of the country deplorable people. the reaction in the media when they say trump said this about another country, democrats said horrible things about people in our own country and have not gotten criticized as much the president. obviously the president said the wrong thing and has to do better moving forward with blunt talk. >> dana, what you do you see this? the communications being handled by the white house in response to this? >> well, if they wanted to deny it, last night would have been the night to deny it. there were reports that called were made to check in with people they would like to talk to and everybody gave them the thumb's up. this morning that changed and he said that's not what i said.

now we have people defending the comments. even if he didn't say them, the comments are okay. some of the defenders are saying that. agreeing with what jesse said, it's not exactly surprising that you would have profanity in the white house. this happened in every white house. in 2000 i think it was president bush said one of the "new york times" reporters was a major league a-hole. >> then you have joe biden when he was about to sign obamacare. this is a big f-ing deal. profanity is not the issue. the question is what do you want to accomplish and who do you need to help you do it?

senator durbin, this makes it harder for him to convince democrats to get this deal done. it's not just about the daca deal. it's about the spending and the chip money for children's health insurance. there are democrats on that side that will dig in and say i don't want to be a part of. this you have to push back harder on president trump. the sad thing on tuesday they had a good meeting and by friday they're farther apart and 7 days until the next government shutdown. >> the president is denying he said this. the timing should have come quickly on the heels idea. where does it go from here? >> durbin is a poso. -- bozo. let's be frank. this guy said chain migration is a racist term because of the word chain. let's not forget. that the big issue that really

bugs me, it's not fair that all of the other networks get to say the word and we can't. >> that's your take? >> you know when you were a kid and one of your friends parents lets him see r-rated movies but your parents won't. that's fox news. they won't let us say the word. >> fox news is the parent? [laughing]. >> i asked if we could say the word and they said we could not. >> they shut you down? >> yes, they shut me down. there is also a sense here. i don't appreciate the language either. when you hear it, you go, i hope he means the countries and not the people. >> don't you think that? >> i am hoping. i am hoping, but that has to be asked if he means the people. he needs to clarify did he mean the countries? i hope he meant the country. he could prove that by saying merit based immigration can take

people from those "s...hole" countries. you have to separate these 2 issues. i can believe that the countries are bad but people from there can be really good. that's all he has to do. i find the word terrible and all of that stuff. i won't be self-righteous. when i watched the media do it, i can't handle how self-righteous they are. these are people if they went to a gym and there wasn't the right smoothie bar in there, they would call that an "s...hole" especially in new york city. if a gym did not have a personalized tv in front of their stair climber, that's an "s...hole." everybody uses that word. you are right about the sentiment. the point is it's always about rhetoric versus action.

right now nothing donald trump has done in terms of action has been the problem. the country is doing really well. we have high optimism in small business and people are getting bonuses and north korea and things are happening. the issue in the media is always this coarse rhetoric. donald trump makes donald trump a heavy lift for everybody. it's like a 4-hour drive to disney land right when it's closing. you don't get an hour ride. >> [laughing]. >> that's what trump is. he is a 4-hour ride to disney land when it's about to close. as long as the economy does well and his actions are good, people will accept this heavy lift. if the economy goes down or there is an ugly war or something bad happens, then it will be an issue. people know what they got.

>> people are getting caught up on semantics. i disaprove of the language. this is nothing new in white house administration or congress, every workplace. however, he brought up one good point finally thank god. >> [laughing]. >> the list of accomplishments. we are focussed on the language, but what about the accomplishments? shouldn't the democrats be fair and focus on that? >> this is not about being fair. the man told a lie this morning that compounded his racial comments yesterday. his own white house did not deny it. he was watching fox and friends and even supporters were saying this is unforgivable and wrong. then he said i didn't say it that way. the language was not quite the same. i am amazed how many republicans

are put into the difficult position of having to defend president trump over and over again. distracting from the agenda, maybe it's intentional. i don't know. in this case, he has offended people so deeply, yet republicans are like, like paul ryan, it was wrong. but they won't say this is crossing the line? >> you can't say this about fellow people in this world. how many african-americans are making a great contribution to this country? people who are hard working. to greg's point. this is not about the countries. it is about the people. >> he hasn't clarified that. >> allow me to speak. the reason it's about the people because it was in the course of a discussion about the lottery. he wants the lottery done away with. why do we need a lottery to get in here. you want the cut illegal

immigrants in half. saying it should be about merit and not a lottery. the lottery was created because there was a shortage of people coming from certain countries in the normal flow. the idea was to engineer it to repair and create opportunities for people all over the world as american immigrants. he says we don't want people from those countries. that's about people! the irish coming from famine and the jews coming from germany. >> [overlapping talking]. >> saying that about people of color. >> we don't know that yet. >> it would be contrary to what we see on the statue of liberty. it doesn't say we will take your brightest and richest.

>> you are against the merit thing? >> no, let's have a discussion. what he said yesterday was so offensive and wrong. i can't believe that republicans and even trump people should upon up in arms. his people would agree to this? they are not all racist. >> i think they understand he is your rude, rich uncle. >> it should be a merit based system. there are problems with chain migration. language aside those issues have to be dealt with in a responsible way. the private and security debate on capitol hill as the senate takes that on next. no matter how the markets change... at t. rowe price... our disciplined approach remains. global markets may be uncertain... but you can feel confident in our investment experience around the world.

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likely we would have learned what they were going to do. we had it since. if makes all of the sense in the world. it is critical if we are going to give our intelligence agency, the national security agency the ability to monitor terrorists phone calls. >> terrorists activists are worried about americans get caught up in warrantless spying. >> we have a program and you are supposed to be granted power to spy on foreigners in foreign lands. i am all for that. if the president calls a european or russian leader the president's phone call is record. there are a lot of innocent people. it should not searched for american data without a warrant. go to a judge. warrants are not that difficult to get.

>> the senator threatened to filibuster, but he can't. mitch mcconnell set up a block on him s. that good or bad? >> i think it's good. i love spying. the least secure in the country are the least free. i know this is why i lose my libertarian credentials. i don't care. i will take the heat. i love heat. freedom and security they are not in conflict. they are like spouses that enhance each other. you can't be the freest country and the most beloved country in the world that everybody wants to go to without being the most secure. you have to have that. if there is a way to do that and stick more free, the problem we get stuck in this weird argument. it's an argument that existed before technology and terror, that security it impinchs on

freedom. it didn't. it enhances it. >> they put incredible tools in place after 9-11. the warrantless surveillance was the best thing they did. it stopped 50 to 60 plots. some targeting the new york stock exchange. they tracked down cyber threats. i think is fine. we are have surveillance on 100,000 foreigners overseas and they may call here and may or may not talk to an american. that gets picked up. it doesn't get read, but it gets stored. sometimes you need to look into

the american phone call or email quickly. the argument against rand paul is you don't have time. if there is a ticking time bomb situation, you don't have time to go to a judge and get a warrant. that's the argument. you can always go backwards. if you lean forward on the war on terror this is crucial. he won't be able to do the filibuster so it doesn't matter. >> kimberly, no successful challenge to this in the court? >> yes. because when you think about what is weighed in the balance where time is of the essence, they have to narrow that down. we saw this with terrorists and tracking them and tracking them cellphones through direct messages or other encryption. these well defined and

sophisticated means of communication today with telegraph and signals and encryption and trying to work with some of these phone providers, like we saw apple push back to protect their users. i understand from prosecutors wanting to get that. i don't think anybody is trying to abuse it. as weird as greg is, do we want to hear what he is doing with his phone? >> you would be lucky if you knew, kimberly. >> [laughing]. >> people who support this intelligence say there are protections for americans in this. it's never enough for ones with privacy concerns. >> the number 1 person is donald trump. yesterday he did a total flip flop. initially tweeting he was opposed to this law and then looking at his own circumstance and said maybe some of the trump

campaign people got caught up when the americans were tapping phones in russia. then he said no, it's a terrible thing. gets into whether it's unmasking. some american agent his to look and see what was said in a potential threat. donald trump was pressured by paul ryan. wait a second, this is bigger than you. it's about the terrorist threat. you see people from across the political spectrum saying this is important. it's what donald trump's initial objection was. the judge on our own network said it opens the door to american citizens in this wider net. you get people like rand paul. mike lee and others. saying, wait a second. let's put in some of these protections, but right now i

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that tweet did not sit well with a relo actor rob lowe. he fired back on social media saying: she deleted her original tweet and posted another one, quote: >> well, the man who hates hollywood on this show greg gutfeld. >> i get why rob lowe was upset. she is young and young people make mistakes. if twitter was around in rob lowe was young, he might have had problems. >> he would have snap chatted.

>> [laughing]. my point is she made a mistake. human beings have a hard time thinking globally when something is happening to them. for example, there are studies. if you have a hangnail, you will think about that. you won't think about a boat capsizing off the coast of libya. i was on a train ride with my wife going from london to birmingham in the uk. the train was stuck for 3 hours because somebody jumped in front of it. the only thing people are thinking about -- they are not thinking about the family of the guy. are we going to miss this important doctor's appointment or get there for the audition? that's how humans think. it's a flaw. i can't believe i am defending a shallow and superficial idea.

>> i will take the other point. rob lowe identified her as a self-involved actress but with a lack of understanding for people affected by the mud slides. >> she said she had no idea what was going on. it's obvious. i will take her at her word. this was an innocent mistake. perhaps we should have been more eloquent in making an apology. he is mad because he thought she did know. don't tweet. >> [laughing] >> now a word from the boyfriend whose name is a rapper. he said -- >> what was that? >> i have no idea.

>> jesse is into rap. >> [laughing]. >> not your stuff gutfeld. >> he said rob lowe is guilty of bullying her. >> dragging rob through the mud. here's what i think about it. i will make my own confession. >> which one? >> [laughing]. >> waters world the weekend show was supposed to debut a year and a half ago. we taped the show and had it ready to go. isis attacked paris. they had to bump my show. they bumped my premier. wait, a lot of people died in paris. the difference was i did not tweet about it. it's funny that rob lowe is now the voice of reason in hollywood. i agree with president obama.

he was on letterman and said this, my presidency will be like a speck in history. it's just a speck in a small moment in time. that's what people don't understand. they are so self-consumed in their own world that they don't see the big picture in the world around them. >> one way to deal with this is sign up for a local news alert on your phone. then you will know what is going on. at least she didn't target the high way workers or a company. this is one of the worst trend on people. when popular people shame a company to get special favors for something that happened to them that happens to every other person. each it looks like they are trying to help the overall thing, it makes people look very small. >> those are the worst tweets on the planet. >> don't you do that? >> no! i attack people.

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kerig an clubbed in the knee in a plot drummed up by the ex-husband of her competitor. tanya wants the world to believe she is the real victim. >> i think the victim in all of this wasn't you. it was nancy kerigan who had her olympic dream shattered. >> i appreciate being on your show. but i have to say have a good night. >> you are ending the interview because i think nancy is the victim and not you? >> you were not letting me finish. i think many people are the victim of abuse every day. >> wow! >> she said i am the victim. that's my role in this whole thing. really? i feel sorry for nancy after the

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to which we don't share a common baseline of facts. what the russians exploited but it was already here is we are operating in completely different information universes. it you watch fox news, you are living on a different planet. >> [laughing]. >> [applauding]. >> then you are if you listen to npr. >> cheap shot. >> you can't choose a barack obama quote because it takes up too much time. >> letterman, i am retired and growing a big white beard thing. it's like i no longer have to look good. it's conspicuous. saying i am so successful i have

look like homeless santa. >> i find it terrifying. i don't know what letterman is doing and what is going on in there. it was an interesting interview, i guess. i don't know if it's worthy of fast and 7. lowest 10, maybe. >> oh! >> [laughing]. >> i didn't get there was much meat to it. except i read he said he explained his dance moves to letterman and his mom dances. >> the high waisted mom jeans. >> the audience applauded because he said fox news. they applauded. >> finally this video viewed more than 50 million times. we showed it to you earlier this

week. a man trying to get in the car to get to work and taken down by the driveway beneath him covered in ice. he is okay and laughing about it today. >> your wife the first thing she said, let's look at that video, right on the security cam? >> correct. not how am i. >> it's just funny. >> [laughing]. >> i got a round of applause yesterday when i went to work. it's just surreal. i don't know how to describe it. people are reaching out to my wife and myself saying it made their day. >> 50 million views, greg. >> i studied the wrong video. i thought it was the car during the storm going down in the mud. >> we had this on the show. >> i know, that's why i didn't think we were doing. it i thought it was a car in the mud slide. >> next time we will have you prepared. >> yes. >> i am glad he fell before he

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it depends on who i am with. >> oh. >> juan? >> i think the question might be headed in a different direction. first thing i do is wash off all of this makeup. >> that's true. my wife goes nuts. if i forget that and it's all over the pillow cases. >> i take off all of my clothes. >> no! >> [laughing]. >> that's enough. >> i take off my shoes. then you watch myself. >> you watch yourself naked? >> that's what he does! >> you just said it. >> get your mind out of the gutter. >> you find yourself disgusting? >> oh, geeze. >> i say hello to peter and jasper and take my makeup off. put my hair in a pony tail. >> do you really? >> absolutely. >> god, i so don't do that. i just don't.

i stay like this. >> i unhook steven from the basement chain. >> steven? >> this is a great question. an excellent question. would you rather travel back in time to meet your ancestors or to the future to meet your descendants and why? >> that's easy for me. >> what? >> i don't have any descendants but i will have to go back and time and see my family. >> what if they are jerks? >> that's okay. >> they are probably arey. >> would take to talk to them b their decision to immigrate to america. >> jesse, we come from a long line of nobelmen. >> naked people. >> [laughing] >> from norway. >> i would go back. >> going back i would be

disappointed. they are not up on the latest trends hygiene-wise. 17 1700's were a smelly period. >> like what president trump might call -- >> here we go. >> i would go forward. i love history. i am curious. being a black american, going back i would fill in a lot of holes. but by going forward, i think it would be -- one of the questions i have in my mind as a get older: will i see my grandchildren graduate and get married? >> yes, you will. >> he wants to see all of the pictures so he can post them. >> no, no. >> one more thing. rather go in the flintstone's

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across the country. today, she has been adopted and will be moveing to texas to be with her new forever family. isn't is that so sweet. a little cheeseburger. thanks, texas, family. great state of texas. >> so cute. >> enough about dogs. saturday greg gutfeld show 10 p.m. i have pete and a comedian and now it's time for something very important. greg's do you believe gainer news. -- double gainer news. fluffy met her double. but her double is dead and stuffed. a terrible prank to play. >> that's like a weird cat story with a fake cat?

>> yes, you figured me out. >> juan? >> talking about hating on tv. one woman's trip to the bowling alley in brazil was a smash hit on local tv. really a hit. watch her practice. >> oh! >> yes. >> instead of gliding down the lane the ball crashes into the television monitor hanging from the ceiling. this was a strike on media. >> what pays for that? >> they have to have sorriness. >> jesse. >> i told this from greg. his alma mater is bringing in therapy llamas for the snow flakes stressed out about exams. i brought this to the set of waters world. >> take it out.

>> go ahead. >> see if you can take it out. i think you can do it. >> oh, oh! i touched its lip. >> so we had a nice time together. you will see the whole thing 8 o'clock eastern saturday night. >> you are upping the ante on the saturday night show. next week? >> i will have 2 llamas. >> here's what i heard around the building. llamas stink. >> that's true. >> okay. the tour down under cycling race began in australia. one reporter prepared and a different story unfolded. a truck comeses by and takes the whole thing down. >> oh. >> right on live tv and did not stop. the people spent all thfr time to put it up. they got it back up again. the race continues through next week. >> that's strange. >> [laughing].

>> not very good. >> not as strange as this weird llama thing. i don't know. >> i have a lot of stress in my life. >> you stressed out the llama and it need therapy. >> never miss "the five." "special report" is next. >> dogs, cats, bowling, llamas and cycling. damage control at the white house. the massive uproar over president trump's profane comment about immigration. the russian hackers are going after the u.s. senate ahead of mid-terms. what happened to california's high speed rail project? this is "special report." >> i am bret baier. we begin with the fallout, the s-storm or president trump's