stick around right now, gutfeld is up and we're back in an here. >> see you in a bit. . >> donald trump has turned the oval office into a [ bleep ] hole. >> [ bleep ] hole. >> [ bleep ] hole. >> [ bleep ] hole. >> hole countries. >> i'm a proud [ bleep ] holer. greg: this story is full of holes! [laughter] [cheers] . greg: so here i thought this would be the big story of the week. check out this sexy kangaroo. look at him. [ laughter ] >> the big problem. he's apparently blocking people from a rest room in an australian national park. [ laughter ] >> look at him! that is a sexy kangaroo.

he's like the burt reynolds of kangaroos! [laughter]. greg: see that pouch must be made of mirrors because i can see myself in it. [laughter] >> but then i also thought that this would be the story of the week, too. >> sunday, sunday, sunday, get ready to be frenemied. as they create the white house rumble two. it's president trump v. discrepancy goblins, the triple shirted nightmare steve bannon. all-out war in the battle for former chief strategist. it will be messier than your teenager's bedroom. and the first hundred viewers receive a free temporary job at the white house. get your act together before the activists get their gruby hands on this one.

the white house rumble two, sloppy second. [cheers and applause] . greg: but you know, all of that, it seems like years ago. trump has uncanny ability to warp time. whenever we were talking about on thursday seemed like it happened in the 90s. and not the 1990s. the 90s, you know? the new top story is making everyone holier than thou. for him to claim that all the countries of africa are [ bleep ] holes is willfully ignorant. >> the hole countries. >> the [ bleep ] hole countries. >> considered a [ bleep ] hole. [ laughter ] >> it's like they never swore in their lives and it's all coming out now. i hope trump introduces a new vulgarity every week so they can repeat it over and over

again. [cheers and applause] . greg: applauding that! but it's not like they've ever used that word or intent. if you're in the new york media and you're outraged by that word, you are a hypocrite because you use that word all the time. mainly to describe any gym that doesn't have a juice bar, or a pub that doesn't serve craft beer or anyplace that's beneath your standards of comfort and luxury. trump denies he worded it this way, but come on. [ laughter ] >> other men in the room say otherwise, which leaves me to conclude what a bunch of tattletales! [laughter]. greg: anyway, i wish he would clean up his act. come on, the media is treating this word, which is not a deed, an armageddon. >> a white honky from norway can come here but a black dude from haiti can't.

what does that tell you in america that in one generation calls you a [ bleep ], we're no different than we were a generation ago and learning the same lessons that we learned when we called the chinese man a [ bleep ], the man from guatemala a [ bleep ] and the black man a [ bleep ]. greg: did he just say all of that? [laughter] >> that's wrong! i think we need something to calm me down. now i get it. trump's rhetoric makes him a heavy lift. he's the two-hour drive for 30 minutes at the buy. but when the media turns this into this collective dewey eyed drama queen, i start tong the

drive, it's worth it. we have a president who talks like this, and this isn't even the worst thing he said! [laughter]. greg: but i look at this way, who would you have operate on your kid, a great doctor whose an [ bleep ] or incompetent guy who's a charmer? we know what we got. as long as trump's actions are good we'll probably live with the not so good rhetoric. if things start turning south, who knows? so far, so good. remember this? >> we want to see something happen, doctor, it's been spoken of for years, the fact is our country was such a mess, nobody knows what the numbers are, but we'll know what the numbers are. above all else, any bill we pass must improve jobs, wages and security for american citizens. the people who elected us, all of us, the people that elect us, we have to take care of them. greg: now trump did so good, that he even drew praise from

trump. >> my performance, you know, some of them called it a performance, i consider it work. but got great reviews by everybody other than two networks -- [ applause ] >> who were phenomenal for about two hours. greg: he just graded his own paper, and gave himself an a. an a is probably not high enough. an aaa. and for cnn, it wasn't just a meeting it was a gosh darn sausage party. >> tv sensation of sausage making. >> that is great, great for people to see as chris calls it the sausage making spectacle before we dig into the dazzling spectacle yesterday of sausage making. greg: that was like three days ago! they were so happy back then! [laughter] sausage! not everyone was on board. check out this pair of nuts. >> this is nothing more than a

dog and pony show where he was using democrats and republicans to show he was fit, when in truth, he actually showed he had very little command of the issue. >> i had some friends that went to paris over the holiday and said they were -- >> paris, texas, right? >> paris, france. >> and they were embarrassed to be american. they said it was the first time it was sort of chilling. >> grandpa kept wandering back and forth and had to be reminded time and time again by republicans. >> what he believed. >> what he believed! >> i keep trying to figure out how she's able to move that dummy's lips. [laughter] [cheers and applause] . greg: it's got to be -- it's got to be -- it's got to be -- that's how you work a dummy. anyway, no matter what trump does, they're going to gripe, but he doesn't help himself with the rhetoric. america rolls along content as

baby leopards. small business optimism is at an all-time high. >> awwww. >> yeah, that works. companies are giving bonuses, benefits and wage increases to employees. coerced north korea to the table. things are bubbling with the secular revolution, all have majority approval across the parties which kind of strikes me as centrist. what exactly has trump done that's pushing us down the slippery slope to a fascist dystopia. not much except for crude words and blunt to the point of ugliness. i'm sorry, i don't see joe and mika taking spa vacations in the sudan. at least trump admits he does it. take a tip from this sexy kangaroo. sit back, relax, calm down! nothing is more attractive than unflappable marsupial. >> period!

[cheers and applause] . greg: let's welcome tonight's guest, he's so tough he shaves with barbed wire, fox and friends co-host pete hegseth. [cheers and applause] . my iphone's autocorrect says she's ducking hilarious. writer comedienne ally breen. "national review" reporter kat timpf. a satellite dish is his dinner plate, former bodyguard and my massive side kick, tyrus. [cheers and applause] >> pete, quite a week, huh? >> just a little bit. >> what's your take on all this? >> my take is your final take, everyone needs to calm down. calm down. no this president ran on something, he's negotiating it, he used salty language? greg: yes. >> i know what i said walking on patrol in iraq about the neighborhoods i was walking in.

it wasn't wow, this is a wonderful place. it was wow, this is a -- you know. greg: yes. >> you can differentiate the people coming from the places, from places that are not doing as well as america, you might say. we did have a candidate in the general election that called those who voted for the president deplorable. is that acceptable? you're deplorable. you're deplorable. >> [booing] >> the left likes to point to americans they don't like, and the president points out a visa lottery system, a lottery system is grabbing from countries that may not be as great as we want them to be, many of whom have radical intonations, it's racist? and i support the policies this president is pursuing should not bend to what the left is trying to do to him now. [ applause ] >> going to be able to have to make the two things distinct, talking about a country and not people and say when he moves to

merit based immigration, it would include people from the [ bleep ] hole countries. if you're from a [ bleep ] hole country and can't come here, that's racist. he has to make sure that says these [ bleep ] hole countries, there are good people from there, i don't want to use the visa lottery system, i want to use the merit-based immigration system so the good people can get in here. he's got to say that. i hope soon. ally, first time on the show. talk about whatever you want. what do you make of the latest controversy? >> surprised people are so up in arms. so used to the locker room talk, that's what got him elected. i like that people are obsessed with the rhetoric. hillary clinton tweeted how abominable it was he said this and horrible he was treating people this way. the clinton foundation stole billions of dollars from haiti years ago. [cheers and applause]

>> look at actions as opposed to words. we need to do more of that. greg: that's the thing is it's conflating. now words are actions. >> yeah. greg: and i can see, you can argue that if something is inflammatory enough, it can be an action, but i don't know if that's what this is. kat, this country still rolls on. i mean that's the thing. it goes back to the belief if trump can handle the big things, we forgive this kind of obnoxious rhetoric. what do you think? >> thanks to trump, we can say merry christmas again. greg: yes! [ applause ] >> and we can also say [ bleep ] hole. greg: can you say merit [ bleep ] hole. >> you can say whatever you want. [ applause ] >> yes, that is a bar downtown. married quite a bartender. i recently married. anyway -- >> what i didn't like about -- i didn't like the comments, i

didn't like them. i pictured a little kid, hey, mom can, jimmy come to play, she said no, why? the country of origin he's from is a [ bleep ] hole. it's not a good thing to say. greg: we run the country. >> i understand the difference, i completely understand the difference, based on country of origin and calling it, that i think could have done a better job. greg: i think he's going to have to separate people from country because -- >> i would love to hear him say that. greg: me, too. i hope he does. tyrus, do you have theories about this? first two questions -- [laughter]. greg: by the way. tyrus is his own country of origin. [ cheers ] >> it is not a [ bleep ] hole. greg: it's not a [ bleep ]. >> the property is beautiful. greg: it is not a [ bleep ] hole. two things, i want to ask you where is bannon going to go next, we were going to talk about bannon and also your

analysis about trump? >> wow! that's a deep question. where is bannon? take waldo out. we were expecting this big fight. it was over in one round. he learned real quick it was trump's world, not bannon. he lost everything in a half hour. greg: yes. [laughter] >> he lost the show, he lost the radio show. they took his dog, his house, he had to turn his keys in. he's literally -- [laughter] [applause] >> he's literally in a van down by the river, and he's not handsome like chris farley was so he is scaring the -- he's a [ bleep ] hole, that's where he's at. [applause] >> my theory with trump and his treats. he's drinking. from a guy who's had a drink, i mean that's the only thing i can think of. the economy is great, like we're doing so many great things and talking about this, or he's in a long meeting and

he's like, as someone from african descent. i, after hearing the statements, i agree he was talking about the country. i guess if he said third-world country, it could have been better. third-world country if you look it up in the urban dictionary, [ bleep ]. at this point i'm going -- stop sipping the diet coax at 3:00 in the morning. whatever it is. greg: remember, he said this, he said it in a room. and i do -- i think this is just who he is. >> and he also -- greg: his mistake is believing what he said in a private meeting would be kept there. >> dick durbin, rather than confront him, ran to friends in the media afterwards and said let me tell you what he said, like a tattletale. he's not used to that. that's not how his world operates but the d.c. swamp of

small men operate. >> from what i understand, senator graham handled it. >> yeah. greg: what graham did -- >> what graham did was whoa, hey. greg: he talked to him afterwards, which is what you do in reality world. not in this case. we learned a lot this week which we'll soon forget by monday because we'll be drinking a lot and trump will do something else. coming up, a story so hot it will leave burn marks on your brain. no more personal cell phones if you work in the west wing. yeah, that will work. stay confident for over 80 years. call us or your advisor. t. rowe price. invest with confidence.

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greg: they can no longer make calls from within the west wing walls. [laughter] according to a memo issued by a chief of staff john kelly, personal cell phones will be and within the west wing of the white house. the ban intends to protect classified information and to keep staffers from using personal phones for official business. something that historically has caused problems for some people. [laughter] she always gets applause wherever she goes. the very clever media suspicious of the timing and asked sarah sanders if that michael will look at anything to do with john

kelly's new edict. >> do response to revelations in this book? >> absolutely not. that's an absolute ridiculous characterization. greg: do they think anyone leaking info is stupid enough to call from the west wing as opposed to their house or starbucks? the bathroom? anyway, don't worry the media the leaking probably won't stop and leave the nation's classified information will be more secure or insecure as this. >> do you want to come in? oh my god. he is nibbling. >> lock the door. it was awesome. greg: we couldn't show you the second part of that. [laughter] it was disgusting but erotic, i must say. do you think this is a good idea, ellie? >> i don't think it will work but it's a reasonable idea. i went to a kevin hart show and they took my cell phone at that

so i don't think it's unreasonable that you shouldn't have your personal device on you. everything has a camera or recorder now. by the way, you can get a piece of fruit that has a camera in it at this point. i don't think you'll stop the leaks. greg: is that you can sponsor people eating fruit? that's very strange. why is this piece of fruit in the shower? it's a piece of fruit by the lid and what is that doing their. kat, this would ruin your life is someone forced you to take your phone, you would die right there. >> my phone is my best friend. [laughter] i do it at my house. i make people leave the front of the door because i invite people over to pay attention to me. greg: i see. [cheering and applause] >> it's called validation, greg. greg: that's true. it's kind of like your little pet. anyway, tyrus, remember when we didn't have this problem when we didn't have cell phones? >> i think it's the greatest idea i have ever heard. i love it. you are working for one of the greatest, highest, most important jobs in the world, maybe not have your phone.

i think kelly did a great job by saying that. if i was working there it would be an excuse not to be bothered. sorry, i got to turn my phone and for the next 12 hours you can't bother me. and then i can't wait to retire because all of the rotary phones you don't catch my ass between ten in the morning or 5:00 in the afternoon you ain't cutting me. greg: so what you're saying is this is good for married men. >> working. what are you working on contract stuff. why are you -- you mommy? yes. [laughter] you didn't respond fast enough. sorry. >> sorry about that. that's the only thing is good through. deep throat didn't have an iphone. greg: that's true. it happened in a parking garage. a lot of [bleep] happens in a parking garage. [inaudible conversations] greg: after trump, you can say anything. [cheering and applause]

by the way, it could mean a number of different things, pete. >> yes, he is not just on kelly to his general john kellyanne in the military we something called operational security otherwise known as op set for you not allowed to bring prices into sensitive areas. last time i checked the west wing is one of them where they discussed was classified and secret information our country holds. this initiative and probably since day one and when he came this is not a response to the book and a procedure like this which is starting in a couple of days would have been implanted over a series of wants to make sure they are the protocols in place and he is in charge and he's laying the gauntlet down. good for him. >> i would seek my phone in. greg: no devices in sensitive areas. greg: i wish i knew that before ended up in the art. it took me an hour to explain. >> just keep going. greg: i think we are undressing the effect of smart phones that's having on our lives.

there will be skills and talents that we will cease to have just like actually thinking about things when we could search for things, we will not think or do and -- you won't try to figure out how to get from a to b if you don't -- >> so when i'm telling my kids not play video games i'm doing them a disservice? >> no, tell him to play video games because any of the street and he will play. >> [inaudible]. greg: i may get that. up next, should you care if the government renewed its domestic surveillance program, as l

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senate. i hope the government never comes looking for this video of me. [laughter] i was in such better shape back then. low carbs, high-protein. back on the bread. kat, in the green room you said and i quote and i recorded it thank god, we have this new fisa rules to allow me to rail against them in a secure and be secure in my safety bolstered freedom. that is exactly what he said. >> that is not what i said. in the green room i sat in the corner and didn't talk at all. that's what i did. >> classic kat. >> yes, i'm very personable. no, it's not like there is no protection for americans in the spring there really isn't. if you end up talking -- i understand if you want contact you don't have constitutional rights. those that your wrapped up in

you -- you don't have to get a word. it's to get your information and then you can get in trouble for something completely different and also the constitution says this isn't allowed. greg: okay judge napolitano. >> it is not in the constitution and if you start ignoring certain parts of constitution than the whole thing becomes obsolete because you could say well, we did over here and either the constitution is everything or it means nothing. and to me it is everything, greg. greg: very good. [cheering and applause] don't upon her, it's my show. it is not all or nothing. let's face it, the constitution, it is overrated. [laughter] there is a lot of stuff in there anyway, pete, refute everything she said. >> i normally -- i want to spy on everyone and anyone who is not an american with any means possible. i think we should bring the nation back. [laughter] greg: can you clarify who you would assassinate? >> no, i won't.

i would never give away my playbook. i think america should do whatever it needs to maintain its position in the world but i am a kat on the constitution thing. if you are an american citizen you should have the right and i didn't used to have that view but you see what the abuses that have been used by people in power and when your party is not a power they don't care about the constitution they will weapon eyes the intelligence services against you which is exactly what barack obama and hillary clinton did against hillary tron. i want to constitution affects us from that. [cheering and applause] greg: you couldn't be more wrong. and i have facts here to dispute that. we don't have time to go through them. [laughter] >> there was some good ass fax. greg: i showed you in the greater. it was amazing. look, you can't connect the dots, tires, without the dots. >> you got to have it out. yeah, i don't want to be smart cats eloquent speech but if i'm

not doing dirt i don't care but i also understand their needs to be something that if they're looking at a foreign element and they are talking to an american and at that point maybe that is when the warrant comes in. i think that is fine and whatever conversations are happening before the warrant is in admissible and -- >> if there is evidence that. >> yes, eminent threat. there could be a great area there. greg: if you want to play the be in warrant. >> you. [cheering and applause] >> how could you not remember warren? [inaudible conversations] >> weight, you hate maroon five but you like warrant? greg: i didn't like more and i didn't say that i just searching for a desperate joke. [laughter] they had one song, cherry pie. that was it. it wasn't even very good. allie, save me from myself. >> i'm with kat.

i think it is a great argument and i with pete, too. spy on the foreign operatives and all that. once you're in america you're protected by the constitution. greg: but what if americans are terrorists but. >> if you're saying we are in america it's a great way to protect the borders because it will spy on you will cease make sure you don't get any of you doing anything wrong so use it for that. greg: you are marrying that issue to this issue. i can go that but i want both. i want to spy on everybody and also have a strong border because i'm a weirdo. [cheering and applause] all right. coming up, uncle sam wants you to put down heartburn. no one burns on my watch! try alka seltzer ultra strength heartburn relief chews. with more acid-fighting power than tums chewy bites. mmmmm...amazing. i have heartburn. ultra strength from alka seltzer. enjoy the relief.

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greg: how can you fight a war can't get through the door? according to a new study army recruits from the south are less fit than from other parts of the country. they are more likely to get injured and that is a problem because the army draws a high percentage of soldiers from records from 11 states from georgia to texas and each lost recruit cost the government thousands of dollars. meanwhile in other military related news the 911 plotters including a legend mastermind and lover of giant neck t-shirts are accusing ghetto prison guards of sexual harassment for conducting growing searches instead of using body scanners. i believe we have response. [laughter] greg: apparently, we were able to locate one of his exes. tyrus, tyrus, i am sorry.

>> to your boy in gitmo, that's the closest thing to love you are going to get. [cheering and applause] you might want to ask him to search more often. excuse me, i might be hiding something, sir. [laughter] i have an issue with the whole that recruiting because i remember i was in high school the army guys would come down and they would have you you a train before you got there and the guys that stuck it out they got a chance to go and the guys who did it, had to keep doing those things until you do lose 30 pounds or lose this or whatever and the guys wanted it they did it. so, if you have guys were out of shape, get them in shape. the thing about being out of shape is you can't get into shape. greg: unless you're me. >> so, get them in shape. it's basic training. it sucks and you might get hurt. i understand that but it's part of it. you are getting young men need guidance and need to learn things so don't condemn them for being out of shape but give them

the tools to get in shape because they're willing to defend our country so give them the opportunity to do so. [applause] greg: good point. i blame the government for these people being overweight because we fed the slide called the nutritional pyramid that said they had to eat ten slices of bread and this much protein but this much carbohydrates and no wonder why everyone is shaped like a pyramid. i don't know. >> have you been to the south. the food is amazing. their fried twinkies on the burgers and that's the lighter fare of the menu. greg: that is true. >> it must be part of south because they are dominating college football right now. they are in amazing shape. greg: true. i've never been to one of their locker rooms. i will have you know. kat, thoughts? >> i don't like talking like this because this is how the government imposes laws on nutrition and says that i can't drink my body weight in a sleepy

and says that i can't eat a soft pretzel in the bathtub at nighttime. that kind of stuff which is fun stuff to do. the constitution. greg: oh god. >> doesn't say we need to be protected from high fructose corn syrup so they can just leave us alone. [applause] greg: pete -- urine army veteran or were you air force? >> do not offend me. [crowd boos] greg: i have a theory and i want to present it to you. i think technology will make physical requirements way more lax and less important because we are involving and so is our way of killing. you don't have to look like pete if you're in a secluded military installation in montana pushing buttons and directing drones and killer robots who have a thousand times its strength as a human being. you don't have to be an mma expert anymore if your robots are massive killing machines.

this is why, pete, we have to get there first with drones ai in robots because then we when the universe. [cheering and applause] thank you. that is my theory. >> i do not entirely disagree. except -- you should know this better than anyone else until the robots take over themselves. greg: yes, that will happen when they become aware. >> you can't physically take on a robot you will be in trouble. greg: that's why you have a long extension cords just to pull it out on the robot and then there like [inaudible] >> throw a couple water. greg: yeah, then the spokes comes out and arms go like this. [laughter] they will show this tape of me in a thousand years and i'm going to be called racist. they will say back in 2018 greg was mocking us. then they will dig me up, reanimate me just to torture me.

>> that may all be true. i will say, clearly michelle obama did not do her job or school lunches otherwise it would be solved and that is usually how they want to sell it. on the gitmo guard, having served on there for a year no detainees ever had anything up there ever in their life. we should never search there at all. the fact that we even cared why an iota about what this guy is saying is absurd. know how well they're treated down there? probably better than your local medical facility. we bend over backwards to treat them well. greg: so today. [cheering and applause] i have to say i am a terrible host because i forgot that you were a gitmo guard. i would like if i was doing a guard on gitmo and -- how is the weather and completely, anyway. i'm sorry but still to come, a restaurant allowed customers to set their own price and it paid the ultimate price. the ultimate price. another fin

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greg: they made bread for a living and sadly no one was giving. the narrow restaurant in

st. louis is closing its doors after a seven year long experiments where customers could pay what they pleased. it opened in 2010 hoping that people who could afford it suggest a price to pay for it or more with the concept spread to other stores in chicago, michigan and portland in boston but boston is the only one still open. like they would go there. company chairman says people paid about 85% of the suggested price but added we loved it and worked well to prove that the idea would work. yet, until it didn't. just like communism. thanks for nothing, ron. they are replacing the player restaurant with a shop featuring this fellow. i would pay anything for that. anything. all right. i don't know. tyrus?

that was a success and they said it was a success even though they had to close everything. what is the lesson? >> i think the lesson here is that the ceo for the guy from panera bread is greedy because here's the thing about these restaurants. they charge three or four times what the food is actually worth so the overcharges anyway so when they do pay-as-you-go, seven years is a long time for any business to stay open and st. louis isn't exactly an economic wonderful place right now so i mean. greg: they have the arch. >> yeah, we don't have to pay to see that. >> they have nelly. >> yeah but nelly is like warren. i find when a company tells me something is not working that was working i'm usually going yeah, whatever, you just want the regular money. greg: is my problem with panera, kat. it's like switzerland of restaurants. it's a public place where you go to have interviews or break up with someone or to have coffee with someone as a favor that

from my past, you want to meet for coffee because they need something from you? totally out of sync with society. they have bread bowls. we are now in a low-carb, high-protein, high-fat world and to be feeding carbohydrates into an american public is killing them. kat. >> sometimes i go there by myself. i got in huge trouble because i was using all the bandwidth to watch the line in the corner and eat my bible. greg: you're the crazy dateline lady. >> one 100%. i figured out what happened where these losses weren't coming from people who couldn't pay for it. it was punk high school kids who had just gotten their driver's license and their punks and when they hear pay what you want they hear free broccoli cheddar soup. where we going? we are going to pay her a. [cheering and applause]

i figured it out. greg: i can't do broccoli and cheddar. or at least part of me can't do it [-left-square-bracket that was terrible. allie? how ironic they make bread but couldn't make bread. >> while they made some bread because i'm impressed they got 85%. that's surprising. if you look around, people suck. i thought they'd walk in and say free food. i'm a amazed and lasted that long. does anyone have that faith in mankind? greg: nami. >> nami. >> people do have pride. unless there from a [bleep] country. greg: pete, thought? >> there always making hand over fist except if they're only making a 5% that making a small profit which means a profit

actually matter to companies which in socialism profits don't matter at all so i don't know what their experiment was to begin with. i'm going to throw this unit of unicorn ball at the camera. greg: there we go. they also picked a wealthy neighborhood over a poor one. why? they wanted to make more money. they were pretending to be good but in fact they were playing off the guilt of the elite liberals. >> they came in and pay double to make sure they complete the extent worked and it still didn't work. greg: i don't know. again, i don't understand the concept of panera. why are we still eating bread bowls? >> because they are good. greg: no, no, you realize the nutritional pyramid was a lie. everything about it is alive. >> i don't care about nutrition. i'm not trying to live on. greg: you will when you are trying to live long like my age. excellent point. [laughter] it is true. >> no, you are right it's a 100% right. bring milk everyday.

greg: yes,. >> human beings don't need milk. greg: they told people that you had a high carb diet that -- >> that was when we are working hard and up to their hands and we needed the carbohydrates. greg: this is the '90s. final thoughts hi...so i just got off the phone with our allstate agent, and i know that we have accident forgiveness. so the incredibly minor accident that i had tonight- four weeks without the car. okay, yup. good night. with accident forgiveness your rates won't go up just because of an accident. switching to allstate is worth it. and when youod sugar is a replace one meal... choices. ...or snack a day with glucerna... ...made with carbsteady... ...to help minimize blood sugar spikes... ...you can really feel it. now with 30% less carbs and sugars. glucerna.

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