♪ >> jesse: i'm jesse watters along with kimberly guilfoyle, juan williams, dana perino and greg gutfeld. it's 5:00 in new york city and this is "the five" ." democrats and the liberal media on a new terror today to prove president trump is unfit to lead. the day started off with another meltdown from the left over tough language used at last week's immigration meeting. >> you are under oath. you and others in that room that suddenly cannot remember, your silence and amnesia is complicity. when dick durbin called me i had

tears of rage hearing about that meeting. for you not to feel that hurt and pain and to dismiss some of the questions of my colleagues saying i have already answered that line of questioning. tens of millions of americans are hurting right now because they are worried about what happened in the white house. that's unacceptable to me. >> jesse: it almost sounded like the mainstream media was disappointed when they couldn't get the president's doctor to say he wasn't in good health physically and mentally. i was glued to this all afternoon. the president's doctor came out and gave that guy a clean bill of health. as you've said, this is the most transparent president ever in the fact that they gave specific details about his diet, exercise, mental faculties makes you think, what else is there to know? >> greg: it is cory booker who needs a cognitives cognitive e.

the best part was reporters grilling this guy about diet and exercise. have you seen a reporters diet? have you seen a reporter exercise. the disheveled guy in the back. he was asking about cholesterol. that guy inhales cholesterol. i think a lot of young people don't get this. your old-school uncle. no pilates, no meditation, no organic kale. he eats what's in front of them, usually covered in ketchup. but he's healthier than a yoga instructor. it's old-school health. he might be like this forever but that he might drop. everybody knows these kinds of people. they don't do what you are supposed to do. they do what they want. >> jesse: he eats whatever he wants and he doesn't exercise

except when he plays golf, kimberly. doesn't smoke tobacco, never has. and doesn't drink. the doctor actually says if he hadn't eaten all this mcdonald's is whole life, he could've been 200 years old and still been kicking. he's got great stamina. he barely sleeps. four do five hours per day. >> kimberly: in keeping with people close to him know how his health and physical condition is. he loves to play golf. he has a very good genetic composition in terms of he's able to enjoy good health and get good numbers. this is what he was telling people. now he has the additional proof to back it up. i don't know. maybe the important thing is he doesn't drink alcohol and he's not smoking. i think that probably helped him a lot. >> jesse: absolutely. >> greg: the smoking, not the drinking. >> jesse: the president

himself requested a cognitive exam. i think it was obviously to put to rest a lot of the commentary from the press about his mental faculties. they gave him the hardest level and he scored 30 for 30. does it put to rest the claim that the president is mentally unfit? >> dana: the democrats are going to have to come to the realization that all of the things he they hate that he's g he is doing them with his full faculties. he asked the doctor to stand up there as long as it took to answer all of their questions so they couldn't say they got stonewalled on anything. he's an excellent help. one of the questions was, how could it possibly be that he is in such good health. one of the things is genetics certainly but i do think there is something to be said about abstaining from alcohol, drugs, and tobacco. if you look at some of these folks that are able to do that in their life, they end up being pretty healthy. mitt romney was like that, and i

think i will not -- >> greg: name another one. >> dana: i was thinking about 43. he drank until he was 40 and then he stopped drinking. every year when we do the physical, they obsessed over how many cigars did he smoke. that was going to be the thing that was going to be the issue that would make you not be able to be president. >> jesse: the myth about the president's unfitness mentally has been busted by the white house doctor. >> juan: it was eight cognitive exam, not a psychological exam. that's different than saying oh, all the narcissism, the impulsiveness, that's normal. >> jesse: president obama was never narcissistic at all, righ right? >> greg: being a jerk, in your opinion -- >> jesse: i could talk about this all day. >> juan: he did well on this

exam and you should give him more credit is due but i think what you guys are up to a saying look at these reporters. by the way, gregory, i exercise and try to eat well. >> greg: that's your problem. >> juan: i think the big problem is someone who is not drinking, not smoking, not doing anything somehow in the middle of the night is sending out these offensive tweets. that might be the news. to me, he's in good health and that should be acknowledge but i think the reporters had every right to ask questions about, what is going on with this guy who eats mcdonald's and behaves in this way. trying to get some understanding of what is at the root of his dysfunction. >> greg: you're trying to diagnose a personality is a medical condition. effective bosses, you don't have to like them. you can be a jerk. i've said it before. i would rather have a jerk doctor who saves my kids life than a charming doctor who lets the kid die.

acosta asked the same question. that was a cognitive exam, not a psychiatric one. juan wasn't watching it but you can predict this. >> jesse: we have some sound from the reporters asking about the president. >> reporter: can you assess the assess the presidents mental fitness? we are going to do a cognitive exam. i had no intention of doing one but the president did extremely well on it. >> reporter: the president appeared to slur his words recently. did you look into what the cause of that might've been. >> we checked everything out. everything was normal. >> reporter: suggested that could be related to dentures. does the president wear dentures question asked to go he does not

have any dentures or partials of any kind. he is fit for duty. the remainder of this term and possibly another term. >> reporter: explained to me how a guy who eats mcdonald's and fried chicken and diet coke and never exercises is in as good as shape as he is. >> it's called genetics. some people have great genes. i have told the president if he had a healthier diet over the last 20 years he might live to be 200 years old. >> clinicians have said they have seen symptoms in this president. symptoms of dementia. >> they shouldn't be making those assessments about the president unless they know him and have examined him. >> jesse: that was a pretty aggressive response. great genes. when will the president tweety has great genes?

the denture, you like. seems like he is slurring one time. the doctor said he prescribed sudafed. >> dana: yeah, we looked into it, an anomaly. not a big deal. one of the rumors, maybe it's because he is dentures. i don't think anyone ever asks the white house about that. i wouldn't, and i don't care. that's clarified now. the president does not have dentures. >> greg: my favorite question was the british reporter who asked the doctor of trump asked the doctor how he could be as healthy as barack obama. that was fantastic. >> jesse: obama, the 10-pound weights at the gym. rumored to be smoking. juan, the president called for the cognitive test, and he got it. it was the first time a

cognitive test was ever issued towards a sitting president. do you feel now better about the president of the united states? >> juan: good news about his health. >> jesse: good news. you should be happy about. >> juan: i'm happy about it. he is my president too. the question is, what do you say? let's say he is totally insane and he's in good health. he has no excuses. oh, my gosh. >> jesse: the most amusing part, the doctor said sometimes i have to get the first lady involved when he needs to take his pills. >> kimberly: that's kind of sweet, isn't it? husbands and wives do that and help each other out. >> jesse: we all want them to be healthy. >> greg: my wife doesn't do that to me. she tries to get me to eat more cheeseburgers. >> jesse: when 43 choked on

the pretzel and passed out and hit his head at the white house, how scary of a moment was that? >> dana: i was not a press office person then. i was in a different part of the white house but a friend of mine was the duty officer that day, and the press absolutely went wild. but that was pretty scary. i asked my mom, i was telling her about it, she said my biggest fear is choking when i'm alone and nobody knows about it and i die. mom, that never happens. then that episode happened with the president. obviously he was totally fine and then two weeks later, "6 feet under," that happens as a key episode. >> greg: also sex and the city city. remember when maranda was alone? >> dana: the media obsesses

about a president's health, it should be a one-day story. i think it's a good thing that the president had this exam and have the doctor answer all those questions. a lot of these questions were perpetuated by the doctor's note that he released during the campaign. turns out the guy was right. it was a very believable at the time. >> jesse: have you checked your 401(k) today? take a peek during the break and we are going to be celebrating along with you guys next. (whispering) with the capital one venture card, you'll earn unlimited double miles on every purchase, every day. not just airline purchases.

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>> greg: as the stock market reaches new heights, we hear exasperated voices asking why isn't the media focusing on all of this good news? maybe because to them it's not good news. it's actually evil. yesterday cnn posted a tweet

that said martin luther king was a socialist before it was cool. think about that. as capitalism roars on, one of our major news outlets dubbed the soviet union's economic plan call. what a perfect distillation of the adolescent mind-set in today's media and hollywood. what a perfect snapshot of the left. the most discredited economic system ever -- look at venezuela. to cnn's children that doesn't matter. it's all about being cool. the dow's wars 401(k)s grow, they laud a system that ruined millions of lives. why are we mincing words? it's not cnn. check out the democratic party which has all but purged its moderates now leaving the party to bernie-loving progressives. it's the american socialist party. that's what we should be calling them routinely. as long as the economy is doing great, the media is not going to listen because to them capitalism is just an illusion and an uncle one. it's not like socialism, a

dreamy, fluffy ideology decimating venezuela and cuba as we speak. how is the economic system not racist? it's misery is color-blind. only the media can't see it. that was a really stupid tweet, dana. >> dana: i think so too. from a communication standpoint, before the financial crisis of 2008, the bush administration had a similar problem. why won't the media cover the good news in the economy, the unemployment rate was low. stock market at that point. i understand. i felt in september 2008 it all changed. the white house needs to make a choice. they could win by complaining or they could show, not tell make the media covered it.

if president trump left town and chooses ten cities to go to, the media has to cover it. make them follow him wherever he goes. she would get coverage, not only in the national media event and all of those. >> greg: the wall street journal asked 68 economists about the economy. >> kimberly: fair and balanced balanced. where did they learn that from? "wall street journal." that's us. we deserve, as americans, honesty. fair reporting and accuracy. and they should give credit where credit is due. i was applauding them.

while i was reading to say okay, this makes sense. things are going in the right direction. will they continue to be forthright, the media and the rest of the mainstream media to give president trump the credit for his economic gains that he's been able to obtain early in his presidency. >> greg: we can't just blame the media entirely. things are going great, which is good news. but trump often -- he can step on it by do something in the media will take any opportunity to report on that. >> jesse: i guarantee you he's going to step on the good news. dana made a great suggestion. i remember when president obama would do these tours. he would go to ohio or iowa and give these big speeches about the 99%. president trump she do the same thing and go to these places, especially manufacturing towns and towns in wisconsin pennsylvania and ohio. >> dana: he is going thursday. >> jesse: talk about

capitalism and ripping apart regulations. i opened up my 401(k) statement last night that i have a cocktail because it looked grea great. almost 25%. incredible performance. you have to give the president a little bit of credit for it. driven by consumer confidence. he is ripping up regulations, the tax cuts are helpful as well. thousand dollar bonuses to millions and millions of workers. that wasn't supposed to happen. those big corporations were supposed to shower the executives with big bonuses. workers got bonuses too. at the end of the obama presidency we lost 19,000 manufacturing jobs. in 2017, we gained almost 200,000 manufacturing jobs. those were the types of jobs americans want to see come back as long as we get the wages to keep growing at a stronger pace than they already are. i don't see how he loses reelection. >> greg: juan, you always talk about how crazy this table is.

you know 90% of the media coverage is negative. could it be because they see good news is bad news? basic capitalism doing so well, they go well, it's not because it's capitalism. like the cnn tweet exposes them for being more favored towards socialism. good news to them is always bad and why you see our table as crazy. >> juan: i think he should go on a tour. he should go to mar-a-lago and new jersey and wall street with his buddies. he could campaign with the 1%. they could all say mr. president, you are doing great for us. forget those little people. >> jesse: wall street didn't do well under president obama? >> juan: hated fine. have a minute ago you were making the case -- wall street has been doing well. my point would be we have been in an extended recovery.

ask the american people. who gets credit? the american people, 49-40 give credit to obama, not trump. >> jesse: next year as it continues to grow. >> juan: let's hope. it >> greg: amazing he gets that much credit given the fact that he's got so much negative press and a lot of people don't like him. a lot of people want to give their boss credit because they don't like the boss but the boss is doing pretty good. i am saying a lot of people are accurately saying over the long run, look at where this prosperity comes from. with regard to the social economics, i think socialism is a corrupt system. i think you basically put government in charge of your life. it's not communism, though, let's be clear about that. that's the soviet system. >> greg: why split hairs? >> juan: when you hear someone like king talk about the negative effects of capitalism commonly think you do need brakes on capitalism so doesn't

result in tremendous income inequality, full in the streets. >> greg: people in the streets like venezuela? >> juan: we have people in the streets in new york. we need economic -- >> greg: i know, under de blasio. the liberal mayor. juan, quit while you are ahead. >> juan: economic opportunity in this country and have to work toward it. by the way, before you go, do think he helps himself with the media when he says oh, what about obama wiretapping and what about this russian probe? tomorrow he's going to have a fake news award. do you think this helps? >> greg: i think he could always do better with the fake news award is going to be very entertaining. aziz and seri, the latest male celebrity caught up in the "me "

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an editor defends publishing a story about a woman named grace. grace says he forcefully tried to kiss her. ansari says the encounter was by all -- completely consensual. >> dear grace, not your real name. i'm sorry you had a bad date. i had a few myself. let's take a moment to reflect on what you claim was the worst night of your life. you had a bad date. your date can't overly amorous. after protesting his moves, you did not get up and leave right away. you continue to engage in the encounter. what you have done in my opinion is appalling. you went to the press with the story of a bad date and you have

potentially destroyed this man's career over it. >> kimberly: powerful. she went out. we talked about this, is it going to be a pendulum swing, a chilling effect? what can you do to evaluate these claims? >> greg: that's very impressive. you need -- this movement needs more ashley banfields. there is a risk involved. review come out and say something that, you risk the modern feminism movement coming after you insane you are against us. look what happened to margaret atwood. i mean she wrote the feminist treaty, what's it called, the dystopian thing that won all the words. "handmaid's tale." she said without due process you're going to have an extremist movement that's going to hurt a lot of people. you see people like bari weiss,

caitlin flanagan. a lot of people coming out and they are helping correct this. what they are basically saying is this movement is in danger of relegating females to a helpless stereotype, one that can't call a cab, one that can't get up and leave. when the claims to be captive when i believe she was captivated by his celebrity. she hung around there. the anonymously sourced story legitimized revenge. the story of the "me too" movement was about power. the woman is assaulted by a man in a power relationship. and that women are too scared to come out. she dated anonymously. she didn't have any blowback on her. she wasn't as brave as these other women who came out against weinstein. it wasn't a power structure relationship. it was a date. they had no relationship. she stuck around and there was

consensual behavior. i applied banfield and i hope there are more women out there that have the guts to do that. >> kimberly: dana, what was your take? >> dana: he took all my points points. >> greg: i should have shacked up. -- should have shut up. >> kimberly: what about the fact that ashleigh banfield came out. >> dana: yesterday we had the quote from condoleezza rice. maybe there is some cooling being done. >> kimberly: interesting that it's happened so quickly. on the brian kilmeade show he was talking about this.

>> jesse: greg made some great points. i would say it's not a crime to be a jerk. there's a lot of guys that are groups out there. >> greg: you prove that, jesse jesse. >> kimberly: look at juan's face. >> jesse: juan wants to call a lawyer. what's happening now is your trivializing real sexual misconduct when a bad date is splashed all over the internet as something in the "me too" movement. it is starting to find the guardrails. they are getting a little loose and going around the corner and bumping up against some stuff. bad dates is not in the "me too" movement. half of the stuff was consensual. she could have left at any time. i said yesterday, bring the slap back. girls, slap them in the face. nothing is going to get a guys attention like a nice brisk slap. that's going to end things quickly. >> juan: my take on this is of course that the "me too" movement is about the power relationship and people who are

abused and that power relationship. a young woman who wants to be a movie star on harvey weinstein's couch. that's an abusive relationship. we are talking about actual assault or rape. but in terms of corporate america, a lot of this is about deep pockets and companies. they are afraid about lawsuits so they act aggressively when they hear these reports. in the past, often times they protect the men of the cost of the women. the women weren't heard or dismissed or treated like, this guy's a big moneymaker for us and we are not going to pay attention to some little lady who was a complaint. i think those days are gone which is why when people say you know what, this was the "me too" movement finding the guardrails. i don't think the "me too" movement is anywhere near finding the guardrails. i think these people did a good

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♪ >> juan: those crazy kids. many of them daring one another online to eat laundry detergent and it's becoming a concerning viral trend.

please do not do this, young people. seriously. it's become known as the tide pods challenge. teens are posting videos of themselves chewing on the pods. i don't know why i have to tell you this but the side effects can be fatal. poison controls warrants it couldn't involve choking, seizures, even death. last year 10,500 people under 5 years old, eight of them have died. 25% say they intentionally just of the pod and several have died. among seniors suffering from dementia, eight have died. >> jesse: i blame johnny knoxville for this. what was natural? starts with the internet. this never really happened when

i was growing up. we didn't do stuff like this. if we did something it was to somebody else. we didn't do it to ourselves. >> greg: the good old days. >> jesse: you don't do it to yourself. i blame the internet because once you posted online, people judge you by how cool unpopular you are by how many clicks or likes you have and this is what drives it. >> juan: it's ridiculous. dana, i remember they were saying something, the cinnamon challenge. eat a bunch of cinnamon. >> dana: in order to stop this, one of the best ways, not "the five" telling them not to do it. i think teen girls need to let it be known it is super unattractive and a total turnoff. if they hear of any guys doing it, they will never date them ever. >> jesse: you have all the power. that's true. >> kimberly: who would do this? i don't understand. >> juan: not only is there the cinnamon challenge, the gallon challenge. drink a gallon of something but

there is alcohol challenge for you -- >> greg: i have an idea. send greg gutfeld money challenge. make these things look less attractive. >> juan: that's a good point. >> greg: our society has become so nonthreatening that we have to go out and look for things to harm us. i hate to say this but if you had to fight a war committee were trying to help your family to make ends meet because you were poor, you wouldn't be doing this if you were poor. you are sitting around. you have all this free time. talking about "jackass" ," young men participate in risk-taking activities in order to attract attention. when we were young, it was kids walking on the edge of tall buildings. look what i can do. they still do that or writing on

the side of a subway car. these are things young men do is a way to impress, create status for the opposite sex were among their peers. this has been around forever. >> juan: the question for procter & gamble issued they stop producing it? go back to the bottles and boxes? >> dana: no. >> juan: could your mirror image to be hanging the wall at the louvre or they met? we are going to try out a new app. and had twin boys. but then one night, a truck didn't stop. but thanks to our forester, neither did our story. and that's why we'll always drive a subaru.

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♪ >> dana: it is hard to master the art of taking a good selfie. your image could resemble a work of art on the museum wall. there is a free app that can help you find it. the google arts and culture app. find masterpieces that look like you. i guess they are going to have me go first. i haven't seen this yet. this is a new thing. oh. oh, this is like the dog thing we did that one time. jesse, it's a portrait.

see five oh, my gosh. >> jesse: that's not me. >> dana: very nice. that's amazing. >> jesse: i don't see it. >> dana: portrait. located in indonesia and it's a very famous painting. >> kimberly: i like it. >> dana: juan. >> greg: they are not even trying. this is such b.s. >> greg: i did mine on my own and this is what i came up with. two things. people are so vain that they fall for this crap, oh, let me compare my face to classic art. it is so sad that you are so lonely and needy that you're going to let google use your face.

that's all they are doing: capturing your face. they are using your information and everybody went for it. >> dana: dear member the one we did? it would show you what kind of a dog you look like. that's a good one. >> greg: juan is black, sorta they do? they find martin luther king. >> juan: what you are talking about, the big conspiracy that google is just collecting these images. google says it's not true. >> greg: why give more information to google than you already have. >> juan: you are vain. >> greg: exactly. google thinks they are superior to all humans. >> jesse: google knows what you look like. google images all over the place. >> dana: looking at the other one. "portrait of a boy." >> juan: says jason chaffetz looks like martin luther king.

>> greg: you didn't see that? >> dana: i can't remember the dog one. that was a lot of fun. >> dana: because jason chaffetz put his face in. this came up for him. >> juan: the big difference on yours was the style and the painting, the lady with feathers. i've never seen you in that attire. >> dana: "one more thing" is up next. experience lexus safety system+ standard in the 2018 lexus es and es hybrid. lease the 2018 es 350 for $339/month for 36 months. experience amazing at your lexus dealer.

♪ >> jesse: "one more thing" in a moment but first if you missed part of today's program or want to catch up on previous shows, "the five"'s on demand. the full show will be available in a few hours. login with your tv provider, username and password and click on "the five." i'm going to go first. this kid stole the show at the cavaliers-warriors game. performing at halftime. 5-year-old kid. this is greg gutfeld's favorite song. >> greg: and that's my outfit.

>> jesse: totally killed it and was the real mvp in the game and made his star on "ellen." i couldn't even pretend to do that. there it is right there. >> greg: you would be a natural. >> jesse: you've never seen me dance. i am from philly. >> greg: time for... greg's security news. before you allow anybody to take a picture of you in front of your desk you might want to look around first. take a look at this picture. this actually happened to me. this is jeffrey wong, hawaii emergency management agency operations officer. this was taken by the ap in july. if you look a little closer, you will see a sticky note with the password for his computer. anyway, we called the hawaii emergency management agency official and said that password

was for an internal computer application and is no longer in use. i don't want to make fun of this guy. fox did a thing on me, filmed in my office. i had my social security number, my password. he leaves stuff all over your desk. don't let anyone take a picture of your desk. >> jesse: that is strike two for the people in hawaii. dana. >> dana: this will tell you a little bit about how social lives are going in the world. most dog owners said they would rather hang out with their pets and people. studies show more than half of americans say they flake out on social events to hang out with their pet. the study was done by a company that makes a smart caller for dogs. >> jesse: i think you are a little guilty. >> juan: galloped this out with a new poll.

president trump is officially the least popular first-year president and all of history. but today trump tweeted out something and i thought that's real news because he said his support among black americans had doubled. as you can imagine, my eyeballs nearly fell out. you know what i found out? he's wrong. the fact is his approval rating among blacks has been more than cut in half between january and december of last year, 2017, dropping nine points from 15% to 6%. mr. president, it might help if you didn't go golfing on martin luther king jr.'s birthday. >> jesse: wow. >> greg: a fun segment turned ugly. >> kimberly: well, whatever you need to be rescued, who do you call? oh, yeah, a fireman. it's true. this is a great story. you're going to love it. the firefighters name in

dekalb georgia is where this happened. i love a good fire firefighter. i was rescued by a firefighter when i was little girl. this dramatic video shows him catching this child being thrown from a burning apartment earlier this month. >> oh! >> jesse: oh, my gosh. >> kimberly: thrown into the arms of the captain of the dekalb county fire department. babies were caught by other firefighters during the rescue, saying the -- thanks be to god. >> jesse: best "one more thing" of the week. >> juan: heroic effort that i was struck by the fact that the firemen have a kid on the

ladder. why did you need to throw the kid? >> jesse: juan were ruining another great moment. "special report" up next. >> bret: almost an hour long white house briefing in which the president's doctor answered every question about what he called the presidents excellent health, passing physical and cognitive tests with flying colors. the prognosis for a government funding deal with congress in just three days is far more murky tonight. we have the latest on a house of horrors in california and the dow sprints to yet another major milestone. this is "special report" ." welcome to washington. president trump's physician said there's no reason whatsoever to believe that the president has any issues with this thought process and despite at times eating poorly