oncoming drama, we did not orchestrate the government shutdown and a cheap ploy for ratings. we considered it. they already appear to be doing the job for us. we will see you tomorrow from washington. good night, america. >> dana: i'm dana perino along with kim legal file -- this is "the five." all right. see the clock on the bottom right of your screen? that's how much time is left for the senate to avert a government shutdown. down to the wire in less than seven hours, the house passed extensions, but democrats are including protection for young, undocumented immigrants. president trump invited minority leader schumer to no deal but little progress. >> we had a long and detailed

meeting to discuss all of the major outstanding issues. we made some progress. discussions will continue. >> dana: plenty of blame going around on both sides. >> i wish for all of our sakes that the democratic leader would figure out what he actually wants. speak with the best that the road looking leader in the senate is another band-aid, another four weeks of temporary funding. a wasteful gesture, a wasteful exercise. and he knows it. >> what they are simply trying to do is hold all of government hostage. our kids' health insurance for a completely unrelated issue. >> democrats have been willing and ready to sit down at the negotiating table to reach with our republican colleagues. but we will not be blackmailed. >> dana: jessie, i'm going to

you first. there's nothing in there that you don't agree with. why not go ahead and do that and we'll keep talking to you about the other stuff? >> jesse: i'm just bored by the whole thing. i think this country is run by imbeciles. we are $20 trillion in debts, we do this every single year. we spend more and more money on this government and it does left. less. sometimes you shut it down, nothing happens. you think that we really need it quite like the democrats think they have leverage here because the polls are obviously going to turn against the republicans. but it looks like to me they are putting dreamers over the military. the military is not going to get paid, firefighters are not going to get paid, postmen are not going to get paid. i don't think congress should get paid because this is ridiculous by the american people are going to wake up on saturday if they shut this down and say, okay, how does this affect me? every year we get involved in the silly drama.

these politicians pull us into the silly drama and everybody with the countdown clock, it's ridiculous. i'm sick of it. >> kimberly: you're going to be great for ratings today. >> greg: if this happened in a regular company -- it would never happen in the private sector. only happens with these guys. >> dana: i saw the republican saying that every democrat senator who is running for reelection in a red state, they should have ads run against him this week and that say "you are choosing illegal immigrants over a hundred thousand children who would be funded with health insurance programs." effective? >> juan: it's so easy to counter attack. he could've passed the chip program, the children's health insurance program. you have a republican in the white house, republican house, republican senate, they have not been able to reach a deal. they cannot pass a budget.

we come back to the argument about the dreamers. you hear -- jesse reacted to this. "oh, it's about the military." it's all about president trump causing chaos and people don't know how to deal with it because people don't know exactly what even know exactly what it is that donald trump is willing to sign here. they thought they had a deal. >> he's going to sign the package, juan. >> juan: sure he is. >> jesse: he needs 60 votes! >> juan: let me just say. >> jesse: who did they vote for in the house? >> juan: please... this is not a spending issue! >> kimberly: he's not happy. >> juan: i think it's close to 80% of americans support the dreamers. donald trump, the president --

>> greg: that shouldn't be a deadline! >> juan: he said he's willing to make a deal. >> greg: it's not part of the spending thing. they say they have a house, the senate, we know you need 50 votes. let's kill that argument. i will say this. if you want to know who to blame. when the democrats are in power when it happens, it's the republicans. when the republicans are in power, it's the republicans. have you noticed a trend here quite like it's the republicans' fault. i will say this about the republicans for the interior department at the said do not need staffing. you can still have the open air memorials and national parks open in case of a shutdown, you don't need staffing. unlike obama, they didn't, like, use barricades to score emotional political points which makes me things may be republicans are better people. >> dana: kimberly, earlier today, secretary mattis did the

national defense review basically and it was very stark. this is what he had to say about the shutdown. >> it's got a huge morale impact. i will just tell you. how long can you keep good people around when something like this happens? there is always a question that's got to hover in the back of my mind. i would just tell you that we do a lot of intelligent intelligence operations around the world and it costs money. those would stop. >> dana: k.g.? >> kimberly: the last thing you want to do, as jesse mentioned, the military i cheer for, when you see a situation like this and you hear someone speak about it like general mattis, the one thing you need to to to -- consistently perfect attendance, and a on, united states military. it's such political gamesmanship. the american people can see if there. it's frustrating because they

should put through spending. there's no need to go through these type and machinations. nevertheless, they persist. danna: our enemies, this is what mattis was talking about, they are fully funded. they can plan well ahead. we are superior, but we've got to stay on top of things. >> greg: it goes back to the initial point. the democrats are willing to shut down the government over a political cause. they will stop funding, things that are important to citizens of united states, for a political cause. they are willing to throw over one group of minorities for another group of minorities if it serves them politically. i have to say there's a little bit of progress here. that is calling it the schumer shutdown. it's a smart move. alliteration trumps everything where they left tried to -- what, they were calling donald trump donald drumpf?

it didn't work. >> dana: the democrats had better hashtags than the republicans, but i'm going to ask you, president -- neither of them revealed what was said in the meetings. the only thing schumer said that there was progress. what do you think they talked about? >> jesse: they cooked up something where trump comes in and saves the day or schumer comes in and saves the day. we'll see what happens. schumer and pelosi will, what they're doing right now is the exact same make use republicans doing in 2013 which is being arsonists and hostage takers and shutting down the government for something totally unrelated to the budget -- >> dana: a lot of republicans say ultimately the shutdown help them. do you think, juan, the democrats think is a possibility too? >> juan: people are looking right now and thinking, this is on top of what jesse is saying, why does the government always get in the situation? the white house director says this is a dysfunctional congres

congress. he's talking about that. people are saying, you mean republik is a democrats for! obviously. >> dana: it would be great if we could get back to regular budgeting for everyone. >> juan: i just can't take -- yeah, why is this being brought in? remember, this whole issue of the daca was forced by donald trump when he created this process. he said he wanted a deal. >> greg: he found her before he got knocked down -- >> juan: wait a minute -- the facts are that this deal has been expanding. there were two continuing resolutions done in december on the premise that we will make a deal in january. >> jesse: the deadline was not for a while there they are trying to attach this to the budget. >> juan: you keep spending this

>> juan: you keep spending this. everybody comes together and says you think we've got this. come back mr. president. they come back with a deal, a bipartisan deal. republicans and democrats -- >> jesse: wrong! there is no text -- there's nothing to vote on! there is no bail! they can't vote on something that's -- >> juan: when they came back to the white house, when they came back to the president -- >> jesse: juan wants to shut the government down. >> juan: your way of dealing with things is to shout, you are very much like trump. trump is the one republicans cannot even trust. he's the one who says, yeah, do not put chip in the bill, don't do that. all of a sudden -- >> jesse: doesn't matter. >> juan: republican senators are on the record saying we don't have any reliable leadership or direction coming

from this white house. >> dana: want to know a little point of history? my first day on the job on capitol hill as the press secretary was the first day of the first government shutdown in 1995. >> kimberly: i hope you're not calling it right now... >> greg: we should have another clock. see this clock right here? for the next shutdown. just move ahead. it's going to happen. just this stupid clock... >> dana: could be this week if they get this done. history made in the biggest annual pro-life rally. the march for life milestone next. ♪ upbeat music

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>> kimberly: a big day for the pro-life movement in america. the 45th annual march for life was held in washington, d.c. for the very first time, a sitting president addressed the rally live. president trump throwing his full support to protect the sanctity of life. satellites in the white house

rose garden. >> under my administration, we will always defend the very first right in in the declaratn of independence, and that is the right to life. we are protecting the sanctity of life and the family as the foundation of our society. that is why we march. that is why we pray. that is why we declare that america's future will be filled with goodness, peace, joy, dignity, and life for every child of god. >> kimberly: previous record -- attended the marjorie a phone call or a recorded message. dana! let's talk about that from a historical perspective. >> dana: it's an amazing march. it was that you, juan, who was at a hotel last year or the year before, and all the young people that were there for the march. it's a real moment for these young people who are pro-life supporters.

they always get there -- thankfully the weather wasn't as bad as it usually is for them. this corresponds with a time that you see attitudes towards life are changing, partly i think that is because of scienc science. the science is starting to show that earlier and earlier, babies can be boring and survive if they are born prematurely. also there's something to be said all the benefits we have with technology that are showing us what we might believe in our hearts that life begins at conception. now you can actually see it more. that's made a big difference. >> kimberly: okay. jesse, what did you think of this? >> jesse: it's a great address. great victory for the pro-life movement to get a sitting president there live, obviously. the evangelical movement, the pro-life movement has been very supportive of this president. for someone that didn't really come from a very strong pro-life evangelical christian background, he's really delivered on a number of levels

for this medicament. >> kimberly: they really help them during the campaign. >> jesse: despite his background, they really did. especially in iowa and places like that. he had barren barron late in his life. he evolved as the chiefs of staff john kelly would say on this issue and has come to a pro-life decision. i think when you are older and you have children, it wakes you up. you see that baby, or the fetus, as a life. that is changed to him a person. >> kimberly: fantastic. juan juanito? you have a quizzical look on your face. >> juan: you keep talking about he has evolved, like the chief of staff, says about this issue. this issue, i just don't get why people who are strongly pro-life would say, yeah, we are going to embrace the sky.

this guy understands us. no, seems to me it's politically expedient for someone who is running on the republican -- >> jesse: you don't know what's in his heart, he's had a child -- on the ultrasound -- >> juan: what's on the record is donald trump saying "i am pro-choice." for most of his life. that's what the man said. >> jesse: president obama evolved on message... >> juan: here we go. can billy: that's true! >> juan: it's not the identical -- >> dana: it's not quite. you can imagine president obama didn't have a problem with gay marriage but said he did. can billy: even worse. >> dana: you can have a change of heart for all sorts of reasons. perhaps a religious one -- >> kimberly: including

science. >> dana: the president is delivering on things. they just created a new office at the health and human services department that will deal with people who are working for the government and being able to respect their religious conscious on issues. in addition to that, the house passed a bill called the born alive act, which would make that illegal. kimberly, you know a little bit of that from the goss and l trial. i asked today, do you have a plan so the president can sign it and they are hopeful. >> kimberly: greg? >> greg: over all, a real protest movement is one that gives voice to the voiceless. whether it's unborn children or women in islamic regimes -- under islamic regimes, these are the important protests that demand attention most, which are ironically the ones that liberal activists tended to avoid. they tend to avoid the protests where they truly are the voiceless. they favor instead pink hats. if you compare the media

coverage of the march to life with the women's much, you have one that resents no voice and represents one of many voices, many western voices. it reminds you that -- just the term "pro-choice." if you have to redefine something as a choice, it's because you believe that there is a consequence for the other side of the choice. because if there was no consequence, you wouldn't be calling it a choice. >> juan: i would call it a choice for american women. let me tell you. the voiceless placement at something like 78% of americans think that there should be legal abortion in this country. >> greg: for women, it's probably around 50-50 if i'm not clear. if i'm wrong, you can correct me. but it is. i will say that a lot of people do think abortion should be legal, even knowing that it is murder. it's an interesting moral state we've come to that many people except that abortion is murder, but still want it legal. that is part of the pro-choice

idea! they aren't denying it's murder! they are saying "it's a choice" exhalation point >> juan: i don't consider it murder >> juan: i don't consider it murder. i'm very sensitive on this issue. i take it as a matter of christian principles so i'm very much concerned and thoughtful on it. but i see it as a matter of women and women having the right to control their reproductive right. >> greg: i'm not. i'm not religious. i believe it is murder. >> kimberly: not a woman. >> greg: you can save your religion. i don't need a moral lecture -- >> juan: i was saying -- >> greg: i listen to science. >> juan: i'm saying i'm sharing your concern. >> greg: in a weird way, i thought you were not. >> kimberly: that's a good discussion here on "the five," like everybody watches the show. over to detail how far the doj and fbi allegedly went to

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house to make this public so the american people can see it. here is the thinker in the memo is done in such a way where you can easily make it public. it's top >> juan: some on the right allege this is "worse than watergate." you know, i have a hunch, nowhere even close. let me go right away to the white house spokesman jesse watters. there you are. >> kimberly: he met that as a good thing. >> juan: i defer. >> jesse: i haven't seen the memo. >> juan: oh, you haven't? >> jesse: the sight of these congress been coming in, it better be good. the way they are acting, it better be good because i'm sick of all of these, you know, benghazi exclusives -- really, that's it? this better be good. let's assume it is what we think it is. what we think it is is the obama administration, the department of justice, and the fbi, along with the hillary clinton

campaign, abused the power of the surveillance program and spied on the trump campaign before and after the election ended some serious unmasking. if that's true, some of these congressmen say people are going to be fired. people are going to go to jail. not only that, comey knew, allegedly. that's what another congressman said. this has the potential to stop the euler investigation in its tracks. you know, it could be all sizzle, no state. i've never seen congressmen act as apoplectic before. >> juan: okay. dana? >> dana: if you things. if it is what it is, they should ask the president to help them and declassify it. also, i don't think that's enough. i think they should ask the president -- may be the president should want to declassify the fisa application that led to the surveillance. and i think there is a reason that they haven't. and i think it's because, one, that's not a good practice

necessarily, we have fisa warrants for a reason to keep them secret because you're trying to catch bad guys. i don't know how all of us got caught up in it, but i would imagine that if the president wanted to declassify the fisa application and not just have it as an issue to bludgeon the democrats with and the previous administration with and try to muddy the waters of the mueller investigation, he would release it. >> juan: this is a key point on that. adam shipped on the house intel commission said this is that. part of a continuing effort to muddy the waters, discredit mueller, discredit the fbi because of the two agent having an affair and texting, also to go after the fisa court and the issue of unmasking. if there is something there, kimberly guilfoyle collects can be legal? >> kimberly: i think it is significant, actually. it shows he's already trying to spin it and trying to discredit it. therefore it must be good. >> juan: must be good? emberley: as a prosecutor, i'm

telling you that. he's trying to dig in and say, no, don't pay attention to it. no. you're not fooling us. we are going to get it. we're going to decide ourselves. >> juan: it's put together by republicans. the shift is saying that this is misleading talking points that will damage our intelligence agencies. what do you make of it? >> greg: as a kid, there was this library where near i grew up and had, like, a box with a hole in it. you used to be able to stick your hand in the box and feel what was in the box and have to guess what it is? that's what we are doing now. we've got our hand in a box. >> kimberly: how does it feel? >> greg: if you're a democrat, you'll feel like, i don't know, a sponge. but if you are on the right, you'll feel, like, and rock. it's crazy. i would say to the viewers -- first, i say release the memo. if there is nothing there,

there's nothing there. but to the viewers, when somebody tells you it's worse than watergate, be prepared to be let down. so release it, but don't set your hopes too high on stuff like this. we've been around this block a million times with so many different stories. if you jump on every one of these stories, you are going to break a hip. >> dana: i talked to encourage men who read it and said it's underwhelming. >> greg: everything in life is underwhelming except for president trump. >> dana: if the president asked, will you release the underlying fisa application -- >> juan: he's not going to do that. >> dana: everybody will learn everything. >> juan: i think we see a lot of conspiracy theories on the right. >> greg: none on the left either... >> kimberly: okay...

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they have to run through for that segment? they probably had to interview 10,000 kids. i mean, these kids, 15% of their life has been lived under trump. he's the most famous person in their lives, you know? it's like evil sent out to them. >> dana: i always love these things. i don't like it with the adults when they're making fun of them for not knowing stuff? >> jesse: you mean what i do? >> kimberly: she's not taking it back. >> dana: i would feel bad for people. >> jesse: you're sensitive. that's good. >> juan: are the two of you okay? [laughter] i like the whole theory because what linklater do, "kids say the darndest things," what did they save us, from harmony? that's pretty funny.

did the kids set that up? >> jesse: i didn't think this was stage. >> kimberly: they're funny. >> greg: i don't think it's cute. >> kimberly: no bodies asking you what i think? >> greg: "oh, is he adorable when children say things" -- no, it's not! it's an old idea. >> jesse: vladimir butte and misses an opportunity to share his bare chest. now stripping down for a dip in an icy lake to celebrate the epiphany. >> kimberly: i'm squinting a bit. when he has an opportunity to go "gq," he does. so there you go.

let putin be putin. >> jesse: never miss an opportunity to be "gq," right, juan? >> juan: i don't know about showing how masculine he is, but taking the polar plunge, did he keep his hands on while he's doing this? >> jesse: i didn't wonder that, really. >> juan: if you go out to coney island, those guys are in bathing suits. >> jesse: he's responding to the trump dr. report. >> greg: who wouldn't want to collude with that? he's tampering with more than just elections. he's tampering with our hearts. >> kimberly: not sure where you're going for that. >> jesse: chelsea manning is running for senate, she's not the only unconventional in the event. the hulk, did not rule it out on

tmz. >> if i run, i will win. brother, i don't want to run, okay? i have a great life here on the beach. right now, this moment it's a flat out no. >> is a possible next month it may be asked? >> it could be. >> that sounds like you're not saying no. >> i'm saying no in this moment. after seeing donald trump fan base and watching what jesse ventura did. in the state of florida? i have a feeling it wouldn't be that hard. >> jesse: i think that was a insult. hulkamania leaving a little window, a little crack? >> greg: you need some crack. we've already seen hulk's sex tape. >> kimberly: i'm sure you've seen it. >> greg: a number of times to prepare their show. his best win was not in the ring, it was in court against gawker.

we'll be right back. >> jesse: that's a great platform. i took down gawker, vote for me. would you vote for hulkamania? >> dana: i would have to see his platform. ronald reagan was a celebrity, but he had also been governor for two terms. president trump had been talking about politics and involved in the political arena for a long time before he decided to run. it's not that easy to run, but if you already have one at percent name i.d., you are 70 yards down the field. >> jesse: are the democrats nervous in florida, juan? >> juan: i don't see why. the reason i don't know if democrats are nervous because he backed obama, then he backed romney. he's moving towards the g.o.p. but when the interview kept going, by the way, and he was asked "what do you want to run for," he said he would like to run for the wrestling championship again. maybe that is where his heart is. >> jesse: kimberly, we could see the hulk and kid rock in the

senate. >> kimberly: i can imagine pure politics have changed now with the candidacy and presidency now of donald trump, why not look like i particularly like kid rock. i don't know, you know, the whole console well. >> jesse: i think the hulk would like to get to know you, kimberly. >> kimberly: we'll see. >> jesse: she's going to volunteer for the campaign, i think. facebook friday when "the five" returns. we've helped our investors stay confident for over 80 years. call us or your advisor. t. rowe price. invest with confidence.

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>> greg: mountain dew. the healthiest drink in the world. facebook friday. your questions answered now. here's an olympic themed question. i'm going to start with you, kimberly. it's from tammy w. if you were an olympian at the games, what would you be the best that? >> kimberly: obvi. gymnast. i was a gymnast when i was little. >> greg: i didn't know that. >> kimberly: i can still do cartwheels, handstands, things of that nature. >> greg: that's fantastic. i learned something about you every day. >> kimberly: dana is a gymnast too! >> kimberly: the winter olympics are coming and i'm still thinking of olympic sports. i can't ski, i've never done it. it looks a whole lot of fun. i think downhill skiing would be

fun. on the other hand, there is a football player that says curling is a thrill. i had no idea. why would a football player be into curling. apparently it is a big deal. >> greg: it's a -- >> jesse: summer olympics, swimming. that was my strongest -- >> kimberly: struck? >> dana: the lodz. you don't have to do anything. >> greg: the the -- i would go fast. downhill, i was like, -- she was gone. down the hill. remember this? very good. she's like a bullet. >> juan: do you know why? she is highly competitive. >> greg: i would pick for me shrinking. >> kimberly: wait, what are you talking about?

>> greg: you been kidnapped. >> dana: wow. >> greg: this is a taken scenario. the last person you saw on tv tried to save you. who is it? >> kimberly: queen elizabeth! >> greg: greg >> jesse: that would be jake tapper. >> greg: he has strong arms. caring eyes. jake tapper. tonight at 9:00 9:00 after "macgyver." juan? >> juan: i guess it would have to be jesse because i would be watching his show, i see jesse, "jesse needs someone to stand him up straight." >> jesse: i'm not saving you anymore." >> greg: kimberly, last person you saw on tv trying to save yo

you? >> kimberly: i hope he saves me . cavuto? >> greg: very difficult. it's going to be those -- they were just on. they would have to save me. they would have to come in their little rescue band. it will be just like scooby doo, the cars for kids. >> kimberly: throw them in the back. >> greg: last question from addie p. i would love to know what all the papers say that are in front of everyone. jesse? >> jesse: minds it says jesse. that's it. that's all i've got. >> greg: juan? >> juan: they give us research for every segment of the show. we started off with the argument about the shutdown. we read articles put out by various publications left and right. also statistics and consequences. we are well-informed when we show up when we are talking.

>> greg: dana, what do you have more than that though? >> dana: i have my thing, my one more thing, which will be fabulous. >> kimberly: i think mine might be... see? >> greg: what you have in front of you when -- what do you? >> kimberly: i have this. yes. yes. what? show them my notes? >> dana: i don't want to do that. >> kimberly: worse than watergate, republican leaders call for a release for mmo that allegedly reveals pfizer abuse by senior doj. >> greg: i'm multitasking, so i have to do my shopping after this show. i was just working on my shopping list. you can see. >> kimberly: oh, my god,... you are american psycho! >> jesse: there's something else you have down there. >> greg: oh, my goodness! i just pick this up along the way.

>> kimberly: greg, do you think you might be an actual idiot? very well read. >> greg: "intouch!" it still existed. >> kimberly: now you're in trouble... ♪ upbeat music

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on roku, apple tv, or fox news go.com. there are teco hippos that celebrate in america this week. born at walt disney's animal kingdom in florida, very, very cute. first hippo born there in 12 years. and a newborn hippo weighs between 60 and 120 pounds. like that aardvark yesterday that jesse showed you. the hippo born premature at the cincinnati zoo last year, taking the world by storm. she came six weeks early at 29 pounds, but now she's a healthy, happy hippo. >> greg: i did hippo two days ago. you weren't here. that's the same hippo! >> dana: we think alike. juan, go next. >> juan: politics is like team sports in america these days. you pull on your team jersey and

root for your guys no matter what. i was asked to change uniforms and play for, my gosh, the republicans. guy benson, g.o.p. stalwart, asked to play for the democrats. take a look at me playing a republican and answering the question, how healthy, how smart is president trump. i am going to wow you with science, my friends. a doctor came back with some evidence, the evidence, the scientific evidence said that our starburst mcdonald's eating milk shake drinking president is in great shape! >> you are talking about some white house doctor. i have it on good authority of the president is 508 pounds. you know why? dr. sanja grouped out told me. that's what matters. that's the truth. >> kimberly: it's time for kimberly's -- all right.

something that our president would love to feast on. and jesse. krispy kreme. all you doughnut lovers, for the first time ever, the popular doughnut chain letting you, the customer, choosing the next glazed doughnut flavor. your choices are blueberry, coffee, carmel. i'm going to go for caramello, but i'm not sure i see that one here. this is for you, juan. greg, you go. >> greg: my favorite would be regret. "greg gutfeld show." saturday, great lawyer alan dershowitz. we've got the grade shall be holiday from "wall street journal." we've got kat timpf and cyrus. it's going to be awesome. and now it is time for this! okay, roll the tape. >> kimberly: that's not good. >> greg: what is this? does anybody know what this is? this came in my inbox today x... >> jesse: gerbil.

>> greg: i don't think it's a gerbil. >> kimberly: you don't know? if this was a gerbil and up along to greg, it probably wouldn't be here on video. >> greg: i believe it's a baby possum. >> jesse: "watters world" live. we have phillips, lou diamond and silk. i want to show you this harrowing video. collision on a river. >> kimberly: this is terrible... >> dana: oh! >> kimberly: that's so awful! >> jesse: these guys are just trying to catch some salmon in oregon. allegedly on a cell phone. says he wasn't on a cell phone. >> kimberly: if kimberly was a prosecutor, that guy would be

out of there. i would put them away and i would eat a doughnut. >> juan: is it because of alcohol? >> dana: i'm glad everyone's okay. have a great weekend, everyone. i'm thinking of something funny to toss it over to "special report." bret baier? take it away. >> bret: this is a fox news alert, guys. i am bret baier in washington. the game of political chicken between democrats and republicans with the functioning in stake seems to be heading down to the preverbal wire tonight. essentially the government running out of money, a partial government shutdown. we will exclude that a little later. the house has already passed a short-term spending bill. but democrats in the senate and some republicans opposed that measure. and so right now where it stands there is no deal. although at this hour, the negotiations continue. there are some late indications that a shorter-term deal may be in the works t